Now: 2x Mario Kart WiiNext: Old School RuneScape ($20%)Later: 2x Call of Duty: Black Ops II Zombies>Stream 2??Dead until Monday!https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732545978
migged
what a load of crab
mig'n
Wii is an underrated console
MIGGY
>british """humour"""
>>732558625It seems pretty popular to me
this run is pretty good
He had to stop himself from saying >I have crabs
>>732557950This explains a lot. Well, at least this clears up a lot of confusion about which events will take which direction - and subsequently some calendar space in my viewing schedule.>>732558253>But I think the lack of catching on and overtaking ESA is what's caused BSG and UKSG to run to GDQ and bend the knee. All for the boost.Somehow this is really funny:>GDQ-fags trying to push ESA into GDQ fagottery>they fail>they stir up the drama of the century, and fuck off to smaller events, bringing their GDQ stink with them, and in a fit of unwarranted self-importance they think this surely will be the death blow to ESA, and that everyone will follow them>they don't>"AIEEEE SAVE ME GDQ-SAMAAAA"Makes the fuckups of Edenal and Planks look like... well... somewhat less retarded in retrospective.
Did they ever explain the christmas trees? Is it just for aesthetic?
I migged
>red on the outside>tasty on the insidegay
SIGNAL LOST
*Migs*
>Using the English flag over the UK flagHe's a Reformer isn't he?
miggly
Really didn't have any good expectations for this run but it has actually been enjoyable.
>>732553991Holy.. nice Plum anon!
>>732558662Hypnoshark runs are always good.
>>732558582Are they dead
First timers ww@
>Good runners>Good game>Cool skipsI'm feeling a SSS
MIGGYAlright this is speedrunning
miggin'
>>732558639wheres the one where she stopped vacuuming and watched
Its amazing how less obnoxious ESA donation readers are.
Say it with me...OVER
What the hell is going on
C'MON
FUCK
>>732557627Because Bobbeigh got banned from ESA for something that will put him in deep waters, and he spent a good 1.5 years shitting on ESA despite coming out Scott-free with just a ban. >daspharaoh knows what it is and it’s apparently even worse than we think >caveat is that nothing can happen unless the victim wants to speak about it
>>732559008cinema
CAM ON INGERLAND
not so cash
It's over
>Succeeds the skip>Still in 10thl-mao
>>732558662As much as I like to razz the playstation nation for leaving every run that isn't a playstation nation run, they are good runners at least. (And kinda saved ESA by giving them content)
YEAH CHOKE YEAH
kek
YEAH CHOKE CHOKE
ITS SO OVER
>>732559049COMMON INGERLIND DO THA FAKING SKIP
kek that choke
Should've just raced normally
>land trick twice>still in last place
12th.
AND F
>12st
>>732559065I'm also okay with them. Of course it would be nice if they'd support other runners, too, but hey, at least they show up to their own runs in numbers, can't blame them for this. I even think most groups act like this, and they are the only ones who are so big that people take notice.
Are they going to meet the incentive?
>5 minutes for 3 racesbros...
I'm putting in the call. it's time for the Yetee to diversify his investments overseas.
>>732559241No
>>732559036its not on the behalf of that mongoloid. they just do this every single esa
I thought they said it was going to be under estimate!!
>>732558667Again, might be a cope because it did do some damage views wise and some cool people did leave too, but I think the mass exodus was a good thing. ESA was going in an obvious direction and now that's stopped. I wasnt a huge fan of the 2023 ESAs, I also wasnt a fan of the 2024 ESAs but for a different reason (the no 24 hours basically) and 2025 was a massive improvement.
>>732559412
>>732559412Trust the plan, dude, just fucking wait.
Skenmy being their John safety is definitely an interesting choice and if he was their safety person when Lovare was around that explains everything.
>>732559416>the no 24 hours basicallyThat was the most retarded change they made. So glad they changed it back.
ESA YETEE IS REAL
>ANOTHER over estimateIs truly is Godless event.
>>732559343This post did not age well.For shame really.
>>732559343You look so dumb right now
Does ESA change estimates too when they go over?
SAY IT WITH ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
$3,000? 10x that and you've got ONE (of twenty) Yetee donation.
Its over (estimate)
They don't even try to make it believable don't they?
LOOK AT THE FUCKING TIME
>>732559496he became the safety guy AFTER that went down
>>732558830No. They did the fusion at the end to keep on living
CUE MY ENTRANCE
>Pulls a GDQ for the incentiveCLASSIC
>>732559448is that the asmongold horse game?absolute cinema 67!
>>732559634Who was it before?
Did the time number change colour when it went over estimate? I swear it was white.
>GDQ steals ESA's Mario Relay run>ESA in return steals GDQ's last minute big dono to meet an incentive minutes before it was gonna close
But don't worry, there is more!
RATE mario krat
>>732559773
>>732559804S
>>732559804B. would be A if it didn't go over
>>732559804SSS
>>732559804a
>>732559804S (fuck the estimate policing faggots)
>>732559704me
>>732559804SToo many fuckups and over estimate to go SSS.
>>732559804S. Pretty fun.
>>732559804B
>>732559804A best run so far
>>732559804A
>>732559804AIt was good.
>>732559209Yeah there are tons of groups they just make it less obvious. I always feel speedrun event ettiquette for runs you don't wanna watch is you watch the first 5 mins then leave by trickling out rather than just bail out all at once before the run as the next runner watches the room empty
>>732559804A shame he was overestimate, the run was fun
>>732559804ZZZ
>>732559804Z/v/ has agreed that every overestimate is an auto-Z. No exceptions.
>>732559036>unless the victim wants to speak about itWasn't it that Blacktastic got really close to Lovare in the "ESA staff" room one time as in tried to sniff hair or kiss neck or something, she mentioned 3 things that happened but nothing was done about it, that being one of them.
I stayed up all night for this...
>>732559804S. Fun, visually impressive, great commentary, shame about the overestimate though.
>>732559804Z you know the rules
>>732559036>>732559959He thinks he can escape it by changing his name from Blackstastic to Bobbeigh.
>>732560040And so do I
>>732559640Some anon made this Tarantino version
>Screenwatching
Speedrunning?
>>732559965catgirl blowjob would probably not feel nice.
>>732559959I don't think that was ever confirmed. Whatever "known sexual predator" means, but GDQ seems to not have any problem with having him on screen in a popular role, despite them banning people for saying "cunt" in an unrelated stream and things like that. So no idea what to make of this.
NOT THIS SKIP AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>732560125>Tarantino>No feet
>>732559965I'm staying up all night for this! (and Black Ops)
The ESA bonus is real
god I miss Mario Kart Wii online... Wiimmfi is just not the same, you only have tryhards there
What are we eating bros?Chicken and rice here because Im a fat fuck still
>>732560243>and Black OpsI honestly don't know what a zombies speedrun even looks like, kinda excited.
>>732560287But chicken and rice is healthy? Unless it's some ultra processed shit.
>>732560243Cute cheater cat
FUN DETECTEDSHUT IT DOWN
FAT MAN
holy shit batman!
>>732560183Its hilarious that GDQ scooped him up to parade him around as their token black after everyone clowned on Coolmatty for having no black runners but giving other events shit for not "being diverse"Hopefully it backfires on them especially because they gloated over ESA getting metoo'd.
>Shirt literally says FAT MAN
i thought this was gonna be a little glitch showcase. what is this?
>>732560287Oatmeal and broth because I hate a gut infection
alright this is good
uhhh, videogames?
Cringekino is best kino
>>732560287waiting for me kebab pizza
>>732560413the VS race incentive is currently on, glitch showcase comes after this
>>732560340He probably said that because he's trying to eat healthy despite being fat (still)
>>732560413versus race incentive
>>732560340Meaning Im eating chicken and rice until im no longer a fat pig
>>732560243>>732560298Is it Eris running it? His Blops runs are usually silly fun
Kino.
>Can see his dick flopping in the crab onesie>>732560413There were two incentives, versus race then glitch showcase
>>732560287I got left over burgers
>>732560413the fat guy ruining your race is a glitch
>>732560287Chicken burger.
>>732560450>>732560481Thanks anons
>>732560359the cutest. hope you enjoy the event, fellow cheater cat connoisseur
Day 2 has been miles better than day 1. Dunno if anyone agrees but I thought day 1 was pretty weak, even if you put all the tech issues aside there were some weird choices and it just felt overall deflated.Today it feels like the energy is here.
>>732560579not really. now piss off.
>>732560483He's listed on the second BO2 run
>gay ass shitkino
>>732560183>I don't think that was ever confirmedLovare posted a pastebin, I don't have it. 100% confirmed? No, but when you line up what Lovare said and what Das said it's very obvious who it was.
>>732560287It's early morning here so i'm just drinking tea.
how are you guys making webms? are you permamently running obs or something?
Kino run
>>732560607That's pretty normal.
>>732560607agreed
>>732560607anon, day 2 was ultra shit aswell except for maybe 2 runs. do you have the alzheimers?
>>732560607Day 1 had long boring no energy runs, in some parts comfy but 4 hours of Pokemon during prime time and no stream 2, shit. Today is more better thank fuck.
GIGA UNDER ESTIMATE
>>732560659Probably scrubbing the buffered stream in the video section and recording it there, could be wrong though
>>732560607Day 1 is usually terrible anyways
>>732560659you can rewind on twicht
>>732560698>do you have the alzheimers?The what now?
i want to chlod chlod's chlods
>that shitty rocket league songfuck me
>>732560607>>732560713The tech issues really halted the momentum too. The segment where they just had to talk about shite for half an hour really killed the mood especially because it was after the first run, then followed by a Sly run with a massive momentum halting tech issue.
I'm backwhat should I draw next with plum?
>>732560814crab dance plum
God, what have i done.
>>732560814>>732560879Plum with crabs
>>732560814shrimp plum dance
>>732560814plum (witch) handing you a plum (fruit)
>Gauntlet%>2 hr estimateHow the fuck do you get to gauntlet in <2hrs on a fresh account?
>>732560909'ick in 'lum
>>732560909Anon gets to cum in plum
>>732560909Be honest, anon. Are you going to cum on or in it?
>[...] showcaseOkay, back to Nioh 3 for a bit.
>>732560814Plum wearing a crab costume
>>732560814Womb Raider Plum.
>>732560909Based
>>732560814Just post art don't beg for attention like this
>2 hours of runescapeyou wot m8>>732560909i salute your sacrifice
>>732560909only one?
>>732560961Only during handholding.
>>732559508It wasn't just the no 24 hours too but they just launched a whole bunch of changes at once. Not even gradually introduce them to the event.>No 24 hours>No stream 2>Obnoxious sound effects when someone donates>Obnoxious animations when someone donates>Runner cam being bigger than the gameplay>Weird new camera angle>BRIGHT WHITE BLINDING TABLE>Donation readers had to sit on cam next to the couch and runner for some reason, and since a lot were camera shy this lead to a lot of donation reader drop outs and it was basically 99% huds and skenmy>Then afterwards those same donation readers had to run to the stage in order to host a segment where they aimlessly ramble on in between runs until the next run starts and that stage was at the other end of the room so they'd always be out of breathWinter 2024 was absolute tonal whiplash. Almost all of them were met with universal dislike, some they even changed mid event like the animations, it was that poorly received. I think it really killed a lot of faith in Edenal as he insisted on most of them.
>>732560642This one: https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vkIf I speedread correctly the hair sniffing incident (no 2) just says it was "another volunteer". Not saying that it wasn't Blacktastic, but for now it's an assumption. Not going to defend the guy by the way, running from ESA to host at GDQ - the same incident which cucked you out of your run to shill for donations instead - is a much worse offense than sniffing a hot chicks hair.
>>732560287No idea what I'll have, might put on some chicken pakora I bought a few days ago. Last night was a fucking disaster though.>only had five guys canjun fries on a holiday last year but enjoyed them>fuck it, lets try it again and get a burger this time>order regular sized cajun fries and a burger>it arrives and wonder why there's a small and huge bag>open bags to reveal normal fries, a small cajun fries and 3 burgers that only had cheese on them and no patty>everything is also fucking cold>put in a refund request on just eat>order pizza from a restaurant i wanted to try out>pizza arrives and it's only warmI should have just fucking ordered a fucking madras from an Indians I like.
>youtube videowhat
>>732557627Because GDQ is toxic?I don't know what else to say. They think they are center of the world and there is no "speedrun community" to them, they are the speedrun community. And all they are is a pipeline for turning socially neglected autistic men into trannies and that's it.They are a ((())) ally who just want to troon people now. That's all the money they get, it's from Israel.
>>732560713The choices made no sense to me>DK Bonanza okay that's a good choice for an opening run but the runner and couch had no energy or chemistry>Followed by a massive stall>Sly Cooper is another good choice but riddled with tech issues>4 hour Pokemon run?? At EU Prime time and this early on??>Burned out from 4 hours of Pokemon? Enjoy 2 and a half hours of Colin McCrae>Lets finish the day with a really shit Peach run.
>>732561028Sorry plum, i run out of the money :(
>estimate
Is there an extension that automatically changes these retarded euro currencies to the dollar? Im not trying to find out how much 4500 yuro doubloons converts to the actual first world currency
>>732561105To be paraded around as a token black too so Coolmatty can then proceed to shit on other speedrun events on twitter for "not being diverse" since last time he did that it backfired after people pointed out his event had no black runners. That's the only reason they ever accepted Bobbeigh.
>>732561114unsubscribed
wasn't there something like this with another game last year? like where they just watch a youtube video?
what the fuck? play or end this nonsense
Why didnt they just put these clips on during intermissions like they used to?
>>732561114What are the pricess these days in the land of the free? Here in easter yurop, we have jack shit. Mostly mom and pop bistros if you want a burger, and even though they're pretty good, they charge like 15 dollars for a burger and fries. What kind of clown world is this where fast food is more expensive than regular food?
I see they are still running ads in the middle of runs.
>>732561373>>732561384>>732561426Oh dang look the estimate says 26 minutes. Go fucking find something to do in that time. Clean your room. Take a shower. Maybe work on a resume and get a fucking job kek
>>732560396>Hopefully it backfires on them especially because they gloated over ESA getting metoo'd.unless bobby does something and gets the police called on him then no one at gdq would ever leak something like that. unless of course the retards leave the cameras on again
>>732561420It’s the goy tax. You’re too stupid and lazy to make your own food, so you deserve to suffer.
There's nothing wrong with a precorded glitch exhibition for a game with skips as precise as MK Wii
>>732561420I'm a britbong.
>>732561518Sorry Edenal I'll go do that
OY WHERES ME ROONSHCAPE
>>732561527People hating on tas showcases has become a staple at this point.
This guy is an annoying faggot
>>732558636Hypenigga was based for this >where he at
>troonscape>2 hours
>>732561420fast food prices have gotten so insane in the land of burgers than ive had mcdonalds once in the last 4 years and it was because of a huge promotion discount. $15 for burger and fries that cost $5 6 years ago is the norm too.its not even the price of the ingredients that would excuse the insane markup that these places have done since the coof
>>732561673which one?
>>732561705Probably left during the exodus
is it true about Tinytim?..
>>732561525I cook for myself most of the week, but sometimes you just want a greasy burger with a beer. >>732561545Didn't know there was Five Guys in bongland.
>>732561384this basically is the intermission
>>732561420You have to sell your soul (data) to fast food companies to get acceptable prices. That or use physical coupons. Otherwise you're paying $12 minimum for a meal. And every few months they whittle away at what remaining "deals" there are, boiling the frogs that haven't hopped out of the goyslop pot.
>>732561750No, he was just introducing himself
So far the hosts at ESA are much better than GDQ.
>>732561705>>732561759are you talking about yato? he was just at some smaller bsg or ukg i cant remember, he had 3 runs for esa summer 2025 you guys can just look this up before making shit up
>>732561837Fair enough, but my burgers are always better than the restaurants. The only slop I order is pizza since fuck doing that whole mess yourself.
>>732561816sadly it is
>>732561934>somebody other than me confusing hypenigga and yatomaybe i'm not completely retarded
>>732561902anything is better then hearing trans rights every 10 seconds
Goddamn Daisy spreads those legs mid-air like a pro stripper
>>732560183GDQ will protect sexual predators and anyone that will benefit/prove useful to their goal. They don't care, it will just be bullshit lip service when it comes out this dude is a predator and they will spin it about being such good people for giving him a second chance after a silly mistake! After all the victim was a CIS woman who was pretty, not a troon, so it's an acceptable crime.>>732560396I remember that post coolmatty did bitching about some event only having white men and how they needed to be more diverse and do better.God I wish GDQ would go under.
>>732560287sunday roast ladproper
>>732561862Kek. This one's a based anon.
>>732562014I confused hypenigga and Blacktastic until I saw Blacktastic at the recent GDQ event
>>732562106>>732562014ok who is hypenigga
>make a wish founda—ack!!
>>732560814Cirno fumo hugging plum.
>>732561735Thanks anon, always cool to hear how things are in other countries. Also I agree, ever since the coof, reality seems like a fever dream. I make burgers myself from time to time, but buying all the ingredients and spending the time and effort making them is like 30% more expensive than just going to your local diner and buying a burger and beer. Funny enough regarding volume of food, buying a pizza here gets you more bang for your buck.
seems like americans have arrived
>>732562146according to google it's this guy, lmao
>>732562210That guy is from Euro NASA, wrong ESA
>>732562205>watch prerecorded slop>talk about tasty burgers Easy choice.
>>732562268found them, hypenigga on the left yato on the right
>>732562210"Ay yo, who dat hype nigga in da ESA??"*google translate*"Who is the public relations person for the ESA(european space agency)?"hilarious, it's just translating ebonics
>>732562324no way, hatsune miku?!
>>732561735I don't know how fast food places are expecting to survive when you can go to a good food place for nearly the same price.
>>732562205Everyone likes burgers
>>732562268>euro nasaOk hol up
>>732562368I don't like burgers, they are the top of slop food
>>732562194Eh, if you go to a diner you have to wait for the food, and if you get fast food it's not that good.When cooking yourself you can make it to your exact taste (For me this means adding ridiculously hot chillis to everything).
>>732562324Guy looks half chinese
>>732562324
>>732562194>buying all the ingredients and spending the time and effort making them is like 30% more expensive than just going to your local diner and buying a burger and beer.what? thats like the opposite of what i said. i can make 4 burgers easy for the cost of what itd be at maccas
>>732562406>t. never had a sloppy bacon cheeseburger
>>732562194Homemade burgers are always better then going out plus you can have left overs
>>732562406Go have your salad and mudslime food you monumental faggot. We don't care.Burgers are kino.
>>732562291More like talk about niggers and being fat lmao
>>732561852>More advanced systems>More cutting edge technology>More automation in business>Prices still going upWas the coof really that impactful? This feels like a giant scam.
ITS OVERestimate
>>732562421isn't that just how mexicans look like?
>Literal youtube video>OverestimateWhat a blunder
ONE SECOND OVER ESTIMATE HOW DARE YOU!
>>732562465>funniest fecaloid
>British RunnerYeah...?>It's a racing gameYeah?!>It's a classic kart racerYEAH?!>It's a TAS runFUCK
IM A HEADBANGA
>>732562194How about you just cook you fat lazy fuck
>caramelldansen 10 hour swedish loopumh
>>732562406how can you hate bread, meat and cheese?
>>732562350i dont fucking get it either
>caramelldansen 10 hour swedish loophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brwS_ZmVaRc
runescape waiting room
Rate Mario Kart Wii Glitch Showcase
I don't get it. Is the osrs run supposed to be a fresh account to gauntlet in 2 hours?
>>732562572Hey, if they want to segregate themselves…
>>732562470its a giant scam. i can get ground beef for $4/lb, id imagine the chains get it for half that since they order by tonnage.
>>732562590no
>>732562572What do you mean? He was in the BSG threads a few weeks ago. Are you just being a faggot?
>>732562592Of course not doofus, it's just them running Gauntlet but $20% which means they need to do whatever the donator says if they donate $20.
Time for bedWill wake up in time for galaxy which is nice
>>732562572Yato didn't seem all that cool.Like he was trying to be the ESA spikevegeta.
>>732562590ZZZ. Went overestimate by 1 second.
>>732562592It's 20 dollar percent, so it's a meme run.
>>732562590Just link the YouTube video and we can like or dislike the video directly.
>>732562590nah
>>732561934BSG, he's always been there though. Don't think he left ESA, despite being critical of some of the stuff that went down.
>>732562653Sounds lame.
>>732562470It's pretty bad, but mcdonalds has scaled it back slightly. I actually loaded the app in my area, a big mac is $4.59 (by itself). A DQP/C Meal is the most expensive thing at somewhere around $9. But their overpriced drinks are REALLY inflating that. I can go to WaWa and get a much better burger, fountain refill if you bring your own container, and small fry for $11.
>>732562647OK
>already bringing out $20% category Uh oh. Well hope it'll be fun, whatever Gauntlet RuneScape means.
lads, chlods is growing on me, need me a british flower
>>732561735Jeez, it's still about £7 for a medium Big Mac meal in the UK, you Yanks are getting squeezed bad
>no crowd cam>intermission is like GDQ and bunch of people just talking around a couchKind of sovlless so far
>GDQTries to hide runners going overestimate every other run by sneakily changing the estimate, then demands for applause for THIS AMAZING RUN, WOW!>ESAOpens interview by bantering about going overestimate
>>732562794she will give you a propa shag
two beautiful english roses
what physiognomy is this
>>732562406I like burgers but whatever retard made this style the standard >>732562194 should dieThere is no way to fit this in your mouth and it loses structural integrity as you eat it due to this and the ingredients being pushed around as you try to eat it.
>>732562350The convenience, the FAST element in the nameProblem is that every single "fast" food place is slow as shit nowadays
>>732562854skinnyfat
>>732562854Anglo chad
>actual runescape runguess the years of memeing finally paid off.
>>732562702Edenal/Planks is holding back ESA so much. They have so much bad will lingering around them.
>>732562854It's commonly referred to as 'lard-ass.'
>>732562702This has that vibe of game devs posting on twitter 'if you don't like our game then don't buy it' then complaining that nobody bought their game afterwards.
>>732560879>>732560912
>>73256285210/10 in Bongland
>>732562854Alternating desk jockey and cyclist build
>>732562794sorry brochlods has been claimed
I can't wait to see how someone gets all the way from Tutorial Island to The Gauntlet in 2 hours!
>>732562934kek
>>732562881Even if my order was prepared right when I got there, it would be no faster than ordering ahead at a proper chain restaurant, walking in, and grabbing my food. In fact, it's faster to order at chain restaurants, as long as you're not autistic about your food being piping hot when you get it.
>>732562854Starting Strengthoid.
>>732562913Now we just need the Rabi-Ribi run.
>>732562945noooooo
>>732562945GAMI'D.COM
>>732562437I'm not joking, in the last 5 years groceries have gone 30% up. We have the highest inflation in europe, would put Dobson to shame.
>>732562934amazing
>>732562934lmao
chlods is cute in an ugly way
>>732562934Saved
>>732563043Living in The Netherlands is suffering. Food is so much fucking cheaper in Belgium and Germany it's not fair. Fucking shit country.
The fucking shnozz on this yid
SHOUTOUTS T- nevermind
>>732562854>he isn't squat maxxing
>>732563043Here in Sweden fast food places are still insanely pricey, yes groceries has gone up a lot as well but unless you buy the highest quality meat you can still get it somewhat cheap.Can get around 1KG minced meat for around 60-70kr while an entire MacDonalds meal costs like 150kr, and that is with 150g meat at most.An 8-pack of burger bread costs like 25kr and salad and tomatoes are quite cheap.
>>732562934That crab eye drooping really sells it
>>732563043same thing in Canada. 100 bucks hardly fills the shopping cart anymore.
>>732563123But you can have Stroopwaffles, or whatever that unltimate calory bomb is called.
>>732563123why is that bad? are the germans and belgians emptying your stores?
Im suprised the troons on euro events don't look like hideous freaks of nature. What are they feeding to amerimutts?
>Meme run
>>732563151RIPPETOED
>>732562526WHAT A CHEAP SHOT
where the frick is the runescape anonit's his moment !!!
>>732563076
>>732563242she's cute!
>>732563179canada's brazillian owned beef mafia has gone off the rails with seemingly nobody trying to reel it back in
>>732562945>amerifats arrive>interracial bait
I thought they were going to start from a blank slate and the goal would be to get to the Gauntlet...
When's Runescape?
runescape.... really esa
>>732563242her OF stuff was pretty good, she looks great in lingerie.
See ya in 2 hours
>>732563284Yeah. Who the fuck thought running gauntlet for 2 hours will be fun
>>732563284>Two hours fresh to gauntletare you retarded or something
>>732563206No, fucking worse, we export our best shit to neighbouring countries and they buy it for cheap, our shops are stocked with dogshit and it's double the price, water injected into chicken to give it fake fucking weight. It's the Dutch that travel to neighbouring countries and emptying their stores because that's how cheaper it is, and petrol is cheaper there too.
>>732563279>americans
>not a fresh accountzzzzzzzzzz
>30+ boomer>first time I see runescape gameplaynot what I expected
>250 dollars just to attend the event>then you have to pay for the hotel as wellI don't know, isn't this really expensive?
>>732563373It is insanely so yeah. Really keeps me from just driving there from Finland to enjoy the event because it's huge commitment to pay up.
>>732563319I haven't played the game in ages so I wouldn't know what it takes. But I would have expected it to involve a fresh account because it's just rigged this way. I mean sure, a meme run, no big deal, whatever.
>>732563350>South KoreaKEK
>>732562867This. I also hate these shitty small hipster burgers. I think it's due to the beef prices. They don't want to make the patty to thin, but also don't want to "waste" too much meat on a burger. So they make these shitty tower abominations.
Is this one of the runs that unless you are really into the game itself you have no idea what the run is even about and it just feels boring?
>>732563373Just claim migrant status in Sweden and you'll get free hotel with all inclusive
>>732563350Saar do not insult our izzat.We are just researching how to best trigger you bloddy basterd timmy benchods.
>>732563369Dude it was a flash game at the turn of century.It has not evolved to be more than that since.My elementary school friends glazed runescape, meanwhile I was playing D2 wondering why they would play this slop.
>>732563327i missread your post, my bad. the netherlands are fucking loaded thanks to their hightech sector, i guess that adds to the inflation. the food scam is another matter and everyone involved should be send to the gulag
>>732563302Is she the fridge who plays Dark Souls?
>>732563369I've never seen Runescape either, I didn't even know what kind of game it was. No idea how I could evade it all that time.
autists give 10s of thousands of hours of their lives to this game
>>732563350>No buddy bro it's zainichi indians
>>732563450looks like it, I don't even know what I would have the streamer to do if I donated
>>732563453You have to be a nigger.
>>732562934This is crab-solutely great!
>>732562934beautiful
>>732563327german here first time commentingi fear yellow car number plates
>>732563492pakis dont like to be called indian, dont be rude
>>732563481yes, i do
>>732563469>My elementary school friends glazed runescape, meanwhile I was playing D2 wondering why they would play this slop.Runescape was always the "normalfag" tier game, in school even the kids that barely was into vidya played it. Only reason it was so popular was because it was so accessible and you could play it at your library's computer or school computer directly. Kind of the same with WoW, it could run on toasters back in the days.Meanwhile I was a Tibia chad.
This wouldn't be my first pick for a $20% runBut that UI switch up was clever
>>732562934
>playing nioh 3>listening to boomers cry in runescape>/v/ talking about black porn>while sea shanty playstalk about a comfy weekend
>>732562945Legs are not as fat as I was thinking
I used to go to the library in 2004 or whatever to play runescape with friends. It was illegal for me to play it at home
>>732563591They don't want a repeat of the 24 hour FF14 shitshow
What just happened to this thread?
>>732563674indians just had their evening chai so theyre all checking in
>>732563663>the 24 hour FF14 shitshowqrd?
>>732563626hey were also talking about burgers and grocery prices.
>>732563663got a QRD on that run?
>>732563674GDQ staff arrived.
>>732563481Its a speedrunning event you can say that about any game.
>>732562945He's /ourguy/ so good
are the rumors about the ESA venue's plum room real?
>>732563719>>732563729it was great fun. fun's not allowed anymore
>>732563626I am trying to balance too much comfy>ESA>Winter Olympics>AoE2 Titans League>Smash tournament
Danish accents are the hottest in the world.
>>732563663The only problem with that run was the GermI don't remember them overrunning or anything like that
Did anyone else just hear a coin sound?
>>732561934>he had 3 runs for esa summer 2025 you guys can just look this up before making shit upOr you know you could learn the difference between Yato and hypenigga before accusing people of making shit up
>>732563284are they seriously just going to repeat gauntlet for 2 hours
>>732563779no one has been able to answer who hypenigga even is
>>732563773said no one ever
>>732562934She's crab-fab!
>>732563719>>732563729
I’m doing a fletching to 99 speedrun
>>732562648He was also on Black in a Flash which is part of GDQ, nobody said anything about him leaving BSG. Maybe learn what you're talking about first before you get all defensive.
>>732563450Most RPGs are like that for me. I just end up doing other things and having it on in the background because I have no goddamn clue what's going on
>>732563794Thats because there is no answer. Even if you know who hypenigga is you don't know who hypenigga is.
>>732563774>The only problem with that run was the Germit would have been mindnumbingly boring if it wasn't for him and his autitic autism
>>732563724I had a burger yesterday and today I'm getting a pizza
The funny thing is, there are OSRS speedruns, and in fact a speedrunning worldYou pick a quest, it starts you out with appropriate levels and gear, and it even times you in-gameThis is just a Let's Play and is boringAnd I say this as an OSRS player
>>732563804this dude has put more shame on my country than the furry map
>>732563794Yes they have. This guy >>732562324
>>732563719>>732563729Three men got increasingly agitated by the most autistic German man on Earth >>732563804>Duplicate file existslol
>>732563469>Dude it was a flash game at the turn of century.>It has not evolved to be more than that since.idk what kind of flash games you played but mine didn't look like this
>>732563794>>732563842no one ever asked how hypenigga was so no one can ever truly answer who hypenigga is
>>732563825So was Riekelt. He was in one of their smaller events last month i think. Your point being?
>>732563898They slap 80 coats of paint on it, but the gameplay is still the same clunky shit.Also >current era>This is the best they can do for graphics
>>732563871This is like having a WoW speedrun and its just doing M+
Is he actually saying "Yeah I don't do that because it's too tough"?Give me a break, fucking casual
>>732562852I like both of their voices but I only find Chlods cute
>>732562927I mean thats why they're trying to push UKSG/BSG so hard and gain momentum for those events. So they become the top euro speedrunner so its not dominated by Edenal.Except they sold their soul to the devil to do this(GDQ)>>732562932Pretty much. They said "If you don't like it then leave" then everyone left kek
>>732563537>german hereExplain pic related then. What unholy creature is this?
>>732563912Considering how much he loves cooking, he was probably hungry. Pretty sure his name is just Panda
>>732563924My point being they were on GDQ. Nobody said anything about them leaving BSG. You just assumed that by going "UHM AKSUALLY THEY WERE IN BSG THREADS SO CHECKMATE"yeah? so? What does that have to do with them being on GDQ?
>>732564032Bread with depression, tells kids on the kids tv channel to go bed at 21 o glogg
>>732563947>being a graffixwhore in 2026you're free to enjoy your hyper realistic raytraced 15fps gameplay with frame generation, I'll stick to games that bet on an art style
>>732562648>>732563924>He doesn't know about the great BSG/UKSG absorbtion by GDQ >>732563983GDQ hosted both events on their main page too.
>>732564032rude. that's literally me
>>732563778Must've been the wind.
>>732564032
>>732563983This explains all the shit posting spam against ESA and Edenal on these threads the past years
>>732564057Riekelt was in GDQ as early as 2022. Your point once again being?
>>732563878>this dude has put more shame on my country than the furry map
>sailing showcasereally?
>Nobody's donatingthis is awkward...
Ragnarok Online Monk MvP solo dungeon speedrun when?
i don't play OSRS but its crazy to me that they use addons that just tells them where to stand to avoid boss mechanics.
>>732564127>GDQ hosted BSGWhy didn't Riekelt stop this heresy?
>>732563729>>732563719
>>732564182That just because he's at GDQ doesn't mean he left BSG? I literally said my point here >>732564057 What aren't you getting about this? You do understand people can be at two different events right?
>>732564247That's just RS now. The newer bosses are designed with this shit in mind because Jagex knows everyone uses it.
>>732563962Nigga said at the beginning of the run that this is his main account so he doesn't want to shit it up or something, I don't know, don't understand this boomer autism
>>732564105Bro your character looks like it was drawn by an anaorexic trying to depict what true beauty looks like.The style is shit because it's trying to still imitate graphics from the early 00's in design which are clunky. You don't need hyper realistic shit, but its straddling an uncanny valley of trying to stay true to runescape while upglowing it.It's like trying to make a ps1 game highdef while keeping all the original textures.
>>732563373>250 bucks for an event in Malmo, the Detroit of Sweden>Chance to win a free grenade through your window
This should have been a stream 2 speedrun
>>732564290holy shit. wardrum's and angrygerman's voice are basically the same.
post the chart
this is a fucking trainwreck
>>732564362>Win an action packed trip to Malmo
>>732564247Same shit happened with wow. They had programmers at the world first races for new bosses, so they could live update the addon while they prog. Shit's dumb and apparently they are getting rid of it now, after like 15 years lol.
>>732564290Did anon ever reupload this to Youtube?
>>732564171I said it earlier and it might seem like a cope but I genuinely think the mass exodus was a good thing as it got rid of all the speedrunners I didn't like and found annoying. Argick, Nikoheart, Huds, etc. A lot of the people who were turning ESA into a theater kid showcase left and its not surprise after that happened, ESA became run focused again and dropped all the silly game show segments.And also we ended up dodging a bullet as ESA would have become super GDQified going by how UKSG and BSG was this year with the trance rights donations and the y'alling and the teaming up with GDQ.
>>732564306>Yatogami is a GDQ plant now. He betrayed us for segregation.This was what you originally posted retard sama. You were speaking of betray as if he had left and i said that these people were on GDQ years beforehand.
>>732564359>It's like trying to make a ps1 game highdef while keeping all the original textures.idk looks perfectly fine to me
>>732564223People have less and less of disposable income. Probably why both GDQ and ESA are falling off every year. If you don't have enough money for shit like eggs, I doubt you'll donate to some bing bing wahoo stream.
This is actually making me want to play OSRS bros
>>732564429Its awkward as fuck because nobodys donating 20 dollars. Usually these are a lot more lively
>>732564040Yeah guy is always hungry, eats more than Rebel does, and gives out hundreds of brownies to people during events>bigjon has mentioned he’s black Samoan and Panda is black polynesian
RememberEvery dollar donated is another immigrant into Europe
>>732564485That wasn't me. I started posting>>732563825 hence why my response was much later. But the original post probably means the fact that UKSG and BSG have made a deal with the devil and are in GDQ's pockets now.
>>732564485>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeDXn748d1A&feature=youtu.beRiekelt had a back to black run just a few years ago on GDQ. Is he secretly black bros?
>>732564516I fucking wish. Twitch and OF need to fucking die ASAP
>>732564441WELL WE'S RIGHT SNOGGERED NOW, MUM
>>732564580Just think of all the Make a Wish kids in Sudan that want to go to Germany
>>732564516ESA just can't compete without The Yehuti.
>>732564516>Probably why both GDQ and ESA are falling off every year.Also speedrunning in general is dying, at least in terms of more casual attention. The focus for speedrunning these days seems to be on video essays and not on marathon events.
>>732564586He just identifies as such
>>732564651Didn't the Yeti sponsor ESA once?
YOU SAID IT WOULD BE KINO BUT THIS IS THE MOST BORINGEST RUN IN THE EVENT BY FAR ITS LIKE WATCHING 2 GUYS PLAY COCK TENNIS
>>732564654/v/ let's cash in on that live gaming discussion Agora event where we discuss fnaf theories or whatever the fuck for donations to autism research or laundering chinese fent money
>>732564241Does that exists outside of private servers? Because trying to stream a private server is never gonna be a good idea for any event.
>>732564654>Also speedrunning in general is dying, at least in terms of more casual attentionwe are slowly wrapping back around to small comfy marathons and i love it.
>>732564654I've said it before, but I think these events should transition (heh) to a more general game events.Instead of just being speedruns they could also include score attacks, challenges, showcases, tournaments and all kind of stuff.I think French has something like this which gets an insane amount of donations and viewers, any Frenchies that can confirm this?
>>732564709Shiiieeeet, what is up fellow niggaz, any of you brothas speedrun Ape Escape?
>>732564480>And also we ended up dodging a bullet as ESA would have become super GDQified going by how UKSG and BSG was this year with the trance rights donations and the y'alling and the teaming up with GDQ.It seems so. The more worrying thing is the poor decisions Edenal and Planks made earlier, like no stream 2, hosts on cam, the stupid cam angle and all that stuff, some anon had a list of those. I couldn't care less if the event isn't growing or doesn't make lots of donations.
>First UKSG event where they partner with GDQ>They start sissifying Argick
>>732564654Its because everyone saw most speedrunners as rabbid discord troons that go after you for the tiniest of things. Most of them are not like this and these are their loudest members but people learned to avoid the whole community now because of it.
>>732564835>like no stream 2, hosts on cam, the stupid cam angle and all that stuff, some anon had a list of thoseI guess I missed these when I stopped watching these events from like 2019-2022. It meant missing big booba prize girl, but oh well
>>732564845I tuned in once and saw the pride flag taking up like 20% of the bottom of the stream for no reason and tuned out.
>>732564528>This is actually making me want to play OSRS brosI never played RS back in the day so I have no nostalgiaI picked it up ~2 years ago and legitimately enjoyed doing all the quests and grinding until early late-gameI'm not playing now but have been thinking about coming back in April for the new League (a limited time game mode with accelerated XP gains and some limitations)
>>732564586thumbnail just sent me into fits of laughter. i guess being an ape escape runner gives you the pass.
>>732564798I think the charity aspect at this point is now a hindrance more than a benefit as I'd definitely say the shift in terms of game events and speedrunning is towards something more competitive. Meanwhile the charity stuff often gives an excuse for meme runs, shit runs, showcases by people going "Uhmm its for CHARITY?" and also if you drop the charity aspect at this point, you'll seem shitty. It needs to be a brand new event thats just not charity focused, I think there's one that started up recently.
>>732564802There have been multiple OSRS runs already, but they all simply had boring categories so far.
>>732564949Must have been in their GDQ contract.
>>732564845taking advantage of the poor lad's positivity and trooning him out
is there any archive where I can watch stream from earlier today?
no one is donating
>>732565050You can rewind on the YT stream
>>732565060can i donate enough money to skip this run?
>>732564851Its basically just the GDQ sector thats like that, and they want nothing to do with the rest of speedrunning and act like it doesnt exist, but because GDQ is the most "popular" it sets the standard of what speedrunning must be like in the eyes of casuals. Basically yeah vocal minority.
>>732564654>Also speedrunning in general is dyingFeels like everything is slowly dying across the whole IT sector. Lack of meaningful inovation, the soaring prices of chips, feeding the botomless pit called AI... Like this anon said: >>732564593I hope we get some sort of internet/tech reset. A lot of shit is retarded, and don't get me started on things under the hood. Been working as a software developer for 15 years now and I can safely say that 90% of the internet infrastructure and new tech is held together with duct tape and super glue. >durr let's build the internet with a cancer language like JS and have a million frameworks that do the same shit>durr let's host everything in the cloud, then the whole internet dies when Cloudflare shits itself>durr let's reinvent the wheel again, NodeJS wasn't cancer enough let's build it all over again with Deno/Bun
>>732565071they have disabled it
>>732565060Yeah this is really awkward. $20% runs usually have all sorts of shenanigans
>>732565168>(((vocal minority)))
>>732564745Sanest speenrunning enjoyer
>1 in 400 drop rate>It's not badHoly shit how do people play this fucking slot machine without wanting to an hero?
>>732565060I don't know runescape, so I don't know what to ask them to do
>>732565050Only on Twitch
>>732564835Yeah this list >>732561069 I forgot about the blinding table wtf were they thinking there? It seems they've reverted every one of these decisions at this point which is good. Some of them didn't even last beyond Winter 2024.
>>732565060>>732565218What would you even donate the runner to do? I have no idea what is even happening. 40min of him walking in a small square room mostly just talking
This is as boring as any Pokemon run
>>732564976I also never got the charity aspect other than virtue singaling to get people to donate. I know that GDQ launders most of the money, but what's wrong with just saying "Hey, donate to our speedrun event so that next year is even better and win some prizes as well!"
>>732565279you just gotta be high on the autism scale you won't get it otherwise
>choking on runescape
>>732565326one thing that could fuck him is making him turn off the sound effects.
EIGHTY SIX IT
>>732565280Just ask them to bring the furries on like FF14
>>732565035Thats what happened to most of these autists.
>>732565050You can just click on past runs on the schedule. They automatically link to youtube.
>>732564845>Ahm ameh rose, and ahm BILT for BEHG HUMEHN CAHK and IRN BROO
>Sailing showcaseWhat are they gonna do? Salvaging shipwrecks? Please DO NOT hit that incentive
>>732565279I have played so much Diablo 2 that those kind of drop rates are really not that bad lol.
>another hour of this
>>732564835It seems Edenal's wacky random decision this year is "We need trees! Add trees!" which I don't mind. Its a bit pointless but not actively detracting from the event at least.
>>732564654I don't think speedrunning is dying off.I think the perception of it has died off. Instead of it being nostalgia for people to just watch vidya done by good people with fun donation reads, it's yelling politics and a freakshow now.They don't understand the general population, while they care about some politics, it's a very low % who give enough of a shit to make it their entire personality.It's fucking insufferable, it's a turn off, and not fun to watch. They want to see normalcy, they want to just see content that's not charged with some ulterior goal.GDQ ruined speedrunning the minute they started trains rights bullshit and literally killed all community shit like fumos screaming about taking away from the focus of the event. But yet PCF/MSRF have NOTHING to do with trans rights, or any of that garbage and yet they misdirect the focus the entire fucking week. GDQ singlehandedly brought speedrunning to the spotlight, and then killed it live in front of an audience and now wonder why these events are so hated. They don't understand their own arrogance.
>>732565349>you just gotta be high on the autism scale you won't get it otherwiseDude, I'm pretty high on the autism scale, and even I think that's insaneMaybe it's just a different type of autism
They're never doing this run again. Runescape does not work for $20% because I just don't know what to tell them to do.
>>732565415
>>732564976>I think the charity aspect at this point is now a hindrance more than a benefitThis so much. I can understand that people maybe are thinking at some point:>Umm maybe we can turn this fun event of us into a real thing and help people, maybe it's our calling and we can do something goodBut if you go charity first, you will eventually alienate the people who made your event big in first place. And the people aren't donating to support the charity, no one gives a flying fuck about those, they are donating to support the event. If you basically say your event IS the charity though, people will actually donate less.>>732565346Same, I always assumed it's for financial reasons, like being able to get a hotel cheaper, being more attractive for sponsors, maybe also tax reasons.
>>732565476The thing is with all that stuff, it was contained to GDQ and it was quarantined essentially but now GDQ is trying to dip their hands into other pots and take over other events.
>>732565415kek
>>732565279Some say that gambling addiction is worse than alcohol addiction
>I'm used to using my left hand for thisI call that The Stranger
>>732565638Always the same thing with kikes.
>>732565610Charity events attract a lot of sponsors. Sponsors basically help fund everything and I don't think they'd get as many if it was non-charity.
>>732565673When you know your children are gonna shove you in a shit retirement home regardless of how much you leave behind for them
>>732565475I mean, I like it. I'm not gonna lie, I like the backdrop instead of just drape with wash lights. It's a nice vibe.
>>732565476I think you're right, and it's infuriating that ESA can't capitalize on this. Get your shit together, guys!
>>732565610>If you basically say your event IS the charity though, people will actually donate less.I dunno a bunch of normalfags always donate tons of money to streamers doing subathons. Could just do something like that but with speedruns.
>still lp osrs runUgh
>>732565610>tax reasonsThose are the $1000 "anonymous" donations. Basically companies contact them and tell them beforehand that they will donate *wink*. They do this so they avoid higher taxes if they made too much profit for the fiscal year. Then GDQ hires """""""""""consulting""""""""""" from those same companies and there you go, infinite money glitch.
holy shit this is terriblewhere the fuck is that retarded faggot that keeps asking when's runescapeshow yourself you piece of shit
>>732565818you're telling me the thousands in anonymous donations just before goals in agdq weren't very charitable sultans from the UAE?????
>>732565447They will get Plum to wear a bikini on stream
>>732565475Dude, it's just a tree
>>732559804SBelated S, the real tryharding is in trying to show off the cool stuff rather than succeed safely without it
>>732565818you do realize it's not a 100% write off right? only a percentage of that $1000 becomes non taxable
>>732565926
>>732565881>where the fuck is that retarded faggot that keeps asking when's runescape
wow!! this fucking sucks!
Is it just me, or does ESA have way more 2h+ runs on the schedule this year compared to GDQ?Such marathon killers
when's the runescape run
>>732565638It's not contained to GDQ. That shit has been bleeding into speedrunning social circles real bad.
I will say it gets way harder to justify in-person events (aka people spending money to travel) without some level of financial incentive, either for the people traveling or for the "charity" aspectIt's kind of a sliding scale between a couple of friends in their basement streaming for fun and taking over a spot in a convention hall, and everything else in the middle like Fangame Marathon or SM64Romhackathon or the Collectathon Marathon are fully online with no donations possible. Even Dogwater is an online event, and like 6 of those guys live in the same city and have been friends since they were kids.
I've not watched esa since that one event that had two fucking geoguesser runs and that retarded game about being an airline passenger
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH NOT JOIN THEM
>>732565926Plum's FAT bulge
Took a shit. Any highlights from the last 3 hours?
>>732565975have you missed the latter part of the message?
>>732566049
>>732566085You should eat more fibers, anon...
holy fucking shit another hour of this dude
>>732566019They needed filler.Also not gonna lie, ESA has a struggle, because they are in EU they have like 10+ different language countries, and a majority cannot watch/understand this event because it's in english.So they need runners who can speak english, and it's just a smaller pool to pull from.
>baby gauntletlollmao even
>>732566047Well there is alway a lot more to do at these events then just watching the speedruns. Arcades, board/card game rooms and what not.
>>732565902I'm sorry, anon
>>732565409thanks, I just wanted to check their reaction again when they got called guys>>>/wsg/6088849
this is a speedrunning event right?
>>732565739The fun thing about the drapes was we'd get shadowy silhouettes so it looked like the council was watching
>>732566142i still don't get why esa uses dollars and not euros
>>732566019Putting a four hour pokemon run so early on day one was a bizarre choice. Is ChatGPT finally doing the schedule?
>>732565975Yes, but knowing these """""""""people"""""""", they would sell their own mother for a fist full of dollars. Big business will always find loopholes to minimize and/or avoid taxes.
>>732566291most of the runners have ben scandinavian, dane or british, might aswell use the kroner
>>732566049>>732566134This is what I meant by I never minded the mass exodus that happened as it got rid of all the cancer. ESA was going down a path that wasn't a good and it feels like once those people and elements left, we got back on track with ESA, while they now shit up UKSG and BSG.
>>732566059>Goy Wars analogy
>>732566304Is it bizarre?I watch these sporadically but generally find out about these things towards the end, sometimes midweek if I'm lucky. Once I know it's on I know it's on for the next X days. This is probably the first time I was able to even watch day 1 because... I happened to be here and see the thread.
>>732566019Its actually because they get far less submissions than they used to and not enough to fill 24 hours but the last time they did no 24 hours everyone hated it, so they need to fill time. Its why if you check the schedule some people have like 5 runs which is pretty wild for an event.
>>732566438>analogy
>>732566523>anal
>>732566568>>732566568>>732566568Mig here when you're ready
>>732566546
>>732566475>Its actually because they get far less submissions than they used toKinda makes sense for an expensive onsite event. Not everyone's willing to make a big financial effort, just to be able to have a run there. I guess it's only two types of people that would be available for that: The ones that want to advertise themselves as streamers, and those who take this as their holiday to meet up with their speedrun pals.
>>732566635I'm gonna mig
>>732566059Sad!
