>we want the zoomer audience
Don't open.
zoomers dress in muted colours and don't accessorise
>>732575575WAHEY
>>732576081
I am not prepared to roll on VBourbon and Admire Vega.
>>732576081#NotMyHelios
Fuck off back to your containment board.>>>/vg/
I want to fuck her zoomussy
>>732576265Aw, are you mad that your little falseflag thread didn't work again, janny?
>>732576394kek
I do not understand how I am supposed to luck my way into power sparks, dirt sparks, and groundwork sparks.
>>73257701510 parent runs a day, your danchou will thank you!
>>732575575boquita campeon
Cafe is edgy as fuck.
I MISS HALVED TP USAGE
Is the skill from the event good? Should I farm them with every Uma?
>>732577390God no
>>732577390It's such a dogshit mechanic that everyone cheesed the event in 1 hour by using 60 jellies
Humans in the Umamusume universe have their own competitions doped up on drugs I wanna play this campaign
Is this not the main thread? Why is it so slow...
This racing carnival event sucks
>>732578039We just had one, people are taking a break anon.
>>732577223If I pull that off will you die?
>>732578410
>>732578410Where can I get these models? I want to make a similar animation, but with forehead licking
>Chiyono's PR is absolutely obliterated days before her release
Who /sp/? We rooting for the Seahawks right /v/mabros?
>>732575575
>>732578716Not really big on handegg, wish I could contribute some /sp/posting
>>732578716I do not care for Sportsball but I want them to win since i'm a Dolphins fan.
>>732578709Honestly, I was considering pulling for her to get all the Sakura girls, but now I've changed my mind.What a shame.
>>732578709Look at the bright side, you can pick her up for pennies on the dollar.
>>732578709>After the megabanner and before Valentines BourbonThis dog never stood a chance
>>732578574use umaviewer.
>>732578716My fuarking /sp/artan, I'm rooting for the Seahawks.Falconsbro btw
>>732575575VAMO BOCA LA CONCHA DE LA MADRE
>>732575575BOCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>732578709Chiyono's lead propagandist here. She fired me after I leaked the armpit video. I am now all in on $ARDAN
Am I finally safe?
>>732575575I want to fuck a Mare and I am actually trying to do it IRL.
>>732579051Yes...not for next week though.
>>732578709Don't worry, we can always keep $BAKUSHIN at a low price
>>732579098We know, /uma/.
>>732578382That was a falseflag. This is the real one.
>>732579098Teiobro btw.
>>732579098>>>/vg/ they'll love you there
>go to bed>wake up>the other "thread" is still upthe hell?
>>732579098T.eio
>>732579051anon-dono with that score you could be dropping to rank 5 again next week if you don't highroll you better start working on your TT horses
>>732579192You talking about the pit one? Nah there was one in between, there's been a couple.
>>732579280Not him but do you mean the one with the Kitasan delivery? Trying to check if I missed any
>>732579171This isn't a gotcha, this was barely 3 months into knowing eachother, don't forget her hot springs scene.
>>732579216Watch, janny's gonna flip out again like he did last time once it's gone.
>>732579374Yup yup, that one, and there was one yesterday. The pit thread was up for a looooong time.
>>732575575Helios looks like a ningen woman wearing fake ears. Umaface if you will
>>732579438That's Biblos though.
>>732579429Just like the golshideformity thread, tough times
>>732579495Is this actually canon?
>>732579236I'm working on my TT horses right now. I've BEEN dropping to class 5.
>>732579546Yes.
I'll be safe for the rest of unity with 650 right?
>>732579638How much wit does this training give?
>>732579495
I love Pearl
>best City run yet>lol Unity finals jobI don't care how horrible MANT supposedly was, I'm ready to move on from this swingy, retarded fucking BULLSHIT
How often do you guts take 20% trainings?
>>732578716eh I'm a /sp/artan but I never cared of handegg desu, I like the other football morecan't believe it's a world cup year already
>>732579703RNG roll that either gives -15 or +60.
How do these unity cup races even work?My falcon with 1100 speed, 900 wit, S turf, and S sprint lost to a generic with B/C stats, B sprint, and gatekept.
LOL
>>732579847/v/ma world cup has kino potential like we've never seen before. And just imagine if it were an olympic year too and watching all the horse sports
>get to the part where rikos goons gives you the stat based unity skill>get no skill>check team statuswhat the HELL?
>>732579845Anything less than 25% is 0%, except the few times where it's 100%, but that's just gambling
>>732579438Damn ningen(uma) women look like THAT??
>>732580009I will find you and end you for posting this.
>>732580027Wtf are you doing boss? Pop the fucking balls.
>>732580027Ball status: Inert
>>732580009Now imagine this but with Fine Motion, which actually happened IRL.
>>732579847>can't believe it's a world cup year alreadyIt's coming home btw
>>732580027>45 unity trainings>1 burstnigga
>>732577015That's the real gacha.
>>732580009Cygames, execute this man
>>732580106>>732580117>>732580194It's RNG, just like the finals KEK
>>732580009You deserve death
>>732580045Sorry I know the theme is quite heavy for some people but being hit with that while swimming in an ocean of bakushin pits was just too funny. The whiplash. Reminded me of LOL threads and amogus girl.
>>732580126No it isn't, it's gonna be spain and if you think otherwise you're delusional.
>>732580009No...
>>732580292>team status before URA finale finals
>>732580126'Arry, you better not fail us this time...
>>732580415/v/MERSISTERS????