By assuming that the space rocks are le evil space cancer you by default assume that women are smarter than men in this world. Carians were right all along. Only women can see the cosmic truth. Moons.You cannot, should not, condone this sort of writing.
It really annoyed me you can't kill some NPCs is this game
>>732634749Moons don’t cause cancer to form.
TRVTHE
>>732634749The DLC more or less affirms it. Onze outright points to glintstone being a bad thing, and that Azur and Lusat are ruins. Ymir’s bragging about deep space being so awesome (and the moon being totally gay in comparison, totally) is ironic when his cosmic universe spell costs a lot less intelligence than the moons from Rellana. Miyazaki is literally shitting on space and stars with his insufferable moon female bias/favoritism.
>>732635030Nah. Azur is fine. Lusat and Onze gave up and retreated to caves. Azur is chilling in meditation, levitating cross legged, when you find him. The zen crystalians are also levitating in meditation, too.
>>732635030The moons take up more intelligence than deep space spells because the moons represent the caster’s intellectual ingenuity, not deep space alienness. It represents one not needing to submit to cosmic starborn cancer as a path to magical might. The moon reflects and dilutes sunlight/starlight. Star purists just soak it up. The irony is that the feminine moon is masculine in method. The masculinity of academia is feminine in the sense that they’re submissive to the ruin of the stars. To embrace transhumanist ideals is submissive. Rennala would rather hold on to her humanity with a cold iron grip.
Ranni did nothing wrong.
>>732634729The shattering was literally caused by the woman moment.
Ranni / marika / maleniafags are the same beta bitchboys who want a dommi mommi like dimitrescu to spank themSorry but liking evil women makes you a pussy
>>732634729Look around you anon, men are stupid.
>>732635950A man couldn’t have built a civilization like Marika’s either, fool. Only a woman can birth civilization. Cope.
>>732634729If chuds existed when Bayonetta came out we would never hear the end of it because the plot is LITERALLY this.
Do you think Miyazaki is happy or seethe that Pornhub Marika is seen as canon by everyone now?
>>732636032>Downgrade from the Hornsent
>>732635030>Ymir: mothers control everything>Ymir: we must troon out to evolve>Ymir: put on the dresswhat did he mean by this
>>732636501Anon the Hornsent were retards. It’s a miracle their city didn’t collapse under all that fucking weight.
posted it again award
Why was the bloody meatwall cinematic in the preview not in the actual expansion?
>>732636604Yeah this game is mega feminist and it’s hilarious how /v/ fags can only pretend it’s not. Horse shoe theory is real. “It’s not le woke because a Japanese man made it!”. Did they forget who he worked with? Actually it doesn’t matter. Miyazaki has always been an unrepentant feminist. He even originally intended there to be female exclusive spells in his games.
>>732634729>women are smartIt's also a game where you can trick a woman into becoming a sex doll
>>732636209Bayonetta was a flip on the masculinity of DMC so it’s not like it didn’t have context
>>732636836One of those women also kills you if you try it on her
Men are tactical war planners but women have higher emotional intelligence and can stop wars by singing
>>732636685It was, dumbass. It’s just dried out. This is how I knew the Radahn boss leak was legit, since it had it in the background.
>>732634729Elden ring is literally all about how women (marika, ranni, Melania) all ruined everything
>>732636032>OP is upset about women>anon makes post about how the entire game is due to a woman moment>OP comes in to slobber all over anon's nob and say the dumbest shitlame thread
>>732634729But women are smarther than us in social fields and some sciences
>>732636667>It’s a miracle their city didn’t collapse under all that fucking weightit didnt collapse because it was built on the ruins of an older better civilization, the Rauh
>>732634729it's quite true, you take a well educated man and a well educated woman, and you'll see just how irrational and stuck-up the man is.if it were up to me, men would all be rounded up and distributed across the world as purely slave labor and nothing else, just as nature intended us to be, while women run the societal systems and such
>>732634729based on this post i'd say it's kinda true
>>732637223The Rauh actually had good support systems. They used cliffs. They BUILT cliff faces. Sturdy. Strong. Enir-Ilim is a disaster waiting to happen. It’s not even a perfect spiral. Were they just retarded?
>>732637341it was built using corpses and not only it has lasted for millennia, it endured the shitty additions made by the hornsent
>>732637615You see the pillars crumbling and turning to sand and the bodies are falling off of it. I give it ten more years. Not even. All the Hornsent will plummet and die.
>>732634729>fromsoft loreyou guys are all fags
>>732634729Magic and INT literally fucking sucks in this unless you do something very specific culture war thread
>>732638000>All the Hornsent will plummet and die
>>732637273rounded up by who exactly?
>>732637273The modern world was built by men. The modern world could not have been built by women.
>>732638209ICE
Imagine thinking the dumb moon bitch who got mind broken by the redhead has higher brainpower than the old men with literal crystallized magic for brains
"OP is stupid, his baits are not smart" the thread
>>732638459>Oldest son becomes a Godfrey simp then a femboy simp.>Second son becomes a vore faggot.>Daughter has an autistic sperg out and kills herself.>Sister fucks off to the shadowlands following Radagon Jr.Renalla didn't deserve this.
>>732635686Ranni did something and I don't care if faggots think it's "wrong" in a world where everyone of similar power and ambition did or intends on changing the world their own way. I still helped her achieve her goal.
>>732638625It works every time, though. Elden Ring fags are in total denial about how feminist the world is. Women are smarter and stronger than the men, pound for pound. The masculine sun’s light was replaced by a feminine Erdtree’s light. The masculine stars revolve around the feminine moon.
The smartest, most dangerous, true final boss is a gay twink.Couldn't be more removed from women if he tried. In fact, he did remove every trace of womanhood in his body and threw it into a ditch.
>>732635686>>732639124subhuman simps
>>732639287Now I'm no simp, but if Ranni said I'd have to let Blaidd knot me in order to serve her then I'd be spreading those cheeks.
>>732639265A feminine boy is more woman than man. Sorry. This is why fucking traps isn’t truly gay. It’s not straight, but it’s not truly gay, either. True gays go for actual men. Real masculinity. Not femininity.
>>732639265Still gets killed by his mother's chosen simp though, so Marika gets the last laugh, unless your Lord of Chaos.
>>732634729Women literally destroyed the whole world.
>>732639759Women literally organized the whole world.
>>732634729Goldmask has an IQ of 9 billion and according to that, Ranni is smelly and gay.
>>732636416He's probably quite happy about it.
>>732639949Goldmask can barely form words.
>>732636416Seething. This is the guy that thought Gwynevere was bad design but couldn't say no to the artist.Sexy to Miyazacki is a fully clothed woman with exposed feet.
>>732637009the cinematic was not in the expansion
>>732634729Do you ever stop thinking in cooties terms or are you actually eternally 5 year old?
>>732640253Goldmask can talk, it's just there is no tongue capable of expressing his knowledge and he doesn't waste a moment on trivial spooks.
We should have had horny femcel Melina who requires increasingly sexual acts before she'll spend your grace on levelling up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMLoIOVmffA
>>732640524>>732637009>>732636685The cinematic depicts Marika entering the divine gate of the spiral tower, the same thing Miquella exits from.The cinematic just makes it really bloody like It was made recently.
>>732638771>rellana lusts after her sister's husband's firstborn when he fucked a snake as a womanauntkino
>>732634729Then play as a man and put them all in their place. There's a reason the place os fucked by the time you reach it. Soft cock beta male
Messmer is supposed to be Alexander the Great right?Warmonger fag with mommy issues since she was a crazy bitch who messed around with snakes and shit
>>732641108No he's just messmer, fucking retard.
>can have both a high Faith stat and a high Intelligence stat
Friendly reminder that the supposed smartest women in the setting are>a woman who was flawlessly manipulated by a man who cucked her so hard that it permanently mindbroke her to the point of turning her into a delusional attic-dwelling NEET>a woman who abandoned her kingdom and family so she could help a man that she was in love with wage a forever war in a country that is impossible to enter under most circumstances, only for said man to never return her affections because he's got a serious Oedipus Complex meaning that she's stuck there forever>a manipulative sociopath who orchestrated the murder of Elden Ring's Jesus figure and accidentally turned him into an undead cosmic horror who is slowly infecting the entire world with zombie canceraids
>>732634749why not?
>>732640339>maiden in black>rosabeth>lost sinner>iosefka>rosaria>sellen>rennala>kuro
>>732641282>They turned every single Carian woman into a horny lunaticthe golden order always wins
>>732634729I don't know who hurt you in the past, but acting like this only makes the wounds fester, not heal. Acting like this doesn't identify who harmed you either.
>>732634729I can only think of Ranni, Melina and Marika who had their way with the entire game with how it plays out. And two of them basically look like victims in the end. Every single woman in this game looks as much a fool as the next male lining up to look the fool after, honestly.Malenia is a moron, Relana is a mentally broken shut in, Nepheli has to be babysit to do anything remarkable, Millicent is just a dying clone of Malenia, Zorayas learning the truth of her origins destroys her, Fia tries to breathe life into a Demi-God without a soul, Sellen obsesses over learning unabated which ultimately destroys herself.Only Roderika comes out of Elden Ring smelling the roses at the end of the day. She stays true to herself and her friends, helping them whenever they need her.
>>732636416dunno but Tanimura most certainly is
>>732634729Literally the whole game is the result of the biggest woman moment known to fiction.
>>732636789>He even originally intended there to be female exclusive spells in his games.source
>>732642290NTA, I do remember in DS3 if you wanted to learn dark pyromancies that you needed Karla as Cornyx couldn't understand the Quelana Tome as he wasn't a woman.>"...Quelana's pyromancies are for witches, and must be learned from a mistress. But thank you, for allowing me to peer upon such a thing. If only I were a woman."
>>732641336>no male has seen the moon>only women>all the men who look to the stars turn into rocks>the women don’t >the moon costs more intelligence than the stars By assuming the star purists are wrong you’re basically assuming men are stupid and women are smart.
>>732642618Oh for fuck’s sake…Does he also think that the Witch of Izalith > Seath the Scaleless
>>732641543I hate how they turned the Carians into just a sex joke. “Lol redheads amirite xd”
>>732634729More like Dumbass Women and Dumbass Simps the Game.
Glintstone is a silicon take on the phantasm invertebrates from Bloodborne, in that the more knowledgeable you are, or the more eldritch truth you receive, the more you become filled with parasitic life. “Eyes on the inside”. Glintstone is a form of silicon cancer at first glance, but it’s a living thing in its own right. It grows like a plant. It infects wildlife. The academics in Bloodborne are all a bunch of idiots. This is translated into the world of Elden Ring. What do sorcerers wear on their heads? Rocks. What is Rom the Vacuous Spider’s head made of? Rocks. Enlightenment makes you dumb in these games. It’s still fucking cringe to have women be so fucking amazing that they only get mind broken from a lack of dick, though. Apparently the Carians are the only lens who don’t then into rocks (aside from their spell — which is probably a part of the joke if I had to guess).
>>732634729Did you think that posting this stupid shit enough times would make it true?
>>732643183Apparently the Carians are the only ones* who don’t turn* into rocks>>732643247He’s just playing the fucking game. That’s what the lore is pointing to; and you have to go out of your way to interpret it as otherwise to avoid the insufferable feminist angle of it.
>>732634729Rennala (or Rellana -- the DLC ruined me for remembering which one the Raya Lucaria boss is) is probably the dumbest character in the game.
>>732634729Is this the Elden ring seethers new angle when his previous attempts at shitting on the game were btfo?
>>732634729...no?
>>732638374The modern world is fucking SHIT if you hadn't noticed.
>>732635342And yet the only "sun worship" found in the game is the Crayon Eater and also the sun in the game is a tiny dot that you can barely notice, as if illumination comes out of nowhere.
>>732636789>He even originally intended there to be female exclusive spells in his games.More games should do this. Gender restricted spells/items/classes.
>>732642762>Does he also think that the Witch of Izalith > Seath the ScalelessSeath received a portion of Gwyn's Lord Soul, while the Witch of Izalith found an entire Lord Soul for herself. So yeah, she's on a different level than Seath.
>>732641679>Elden ring has a story
>>732634729Radahn is also intelligent you retard.So are Rykard and Radagon.
>>732644429None of the 3 siblings have feet albeitfully.
>>732643765The fall of modern civilization came with women's suffrage.
>>732643830>sun worshipThat would be Godwyn as he's clearly the a Baldr reference.Golden Order pulls some weird monotheism and only has Markia as the One True God (despite whatever the Greater Will is supposed to be), but Godwyn would be seen as a sun god. Godwyn's Dragon Cult is basically a callback to the sunlight miracles in DS.
>>732634729I'm sorry but I cannot let women control the world, I will follow the Goldmask and be his proxy for a future free of gods meddlings
>>732644312Gwyn's lord soul was massive. The shard he gave to Seath was the same size as Nito's and the Witch's. The dark soul was shriveled in comparison to Gwyn's.
>>732638459/thread
>mogged by the Lord of Frenzied Flame
