>Stream 1Now: Donkey Kong 64Next: Driver: Parallel LinesLater: Mark of the Deep>Stream 2:Next: The Painscreek Killings (in 5 hours)https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732643101
migged before the mig postSOMEONE STOP ME
Will ESA get a fire alarm pulled?
OOOH! BANANA!
>Randomizer>Starting with a bunch of itemsD- run for me.
I regularly watch DK64 randomizers. This is a horrible game. There's not even an item tracker so non DK64 viewers especially won't know what the fuck is going on.
>>732668408We're like day 3 and there has been so few games.
>>732668408godless night
>>732668370>There's not even an item tracker so non DK64 viewers especially won't know what the fuck is going on.This is just every randomizer.
>>732668408what happened to sonic 06?
>>732668408Missing Digimon >>732628081
>>732668507Not the good onesThe good ones have automatic item trackers and maps with the checks marked on them, color coded
oh my god dude, thank god its finally over.(oc)>>732668507OoT, MM and mario64 have trackers tho
>nobody reading donosits so over
>>732668591>>732668596Not him but the "good" randomizers are still unintelligible to the audience if they're unfamiliar with the game, regardless of a tracker being present, but I have lambasted the very idea of marathon randomizer runs in the past so I am perhaps biased
>>732668591>>732668596Yeah but it's not like someone that has never played OoT is going to know what the relevance of the blue flame is, tracked or not.It gets exacerbated by more obscure games.
>>732668674Super Metroid, Super Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time, the Holy Trinity of Speedrunning, are the only games which are the except to this. Any other game is nonsense to someone who doesn't speedrun the game.
>>732668575Knew I forgot something.
>>732668674>>732668690You're both right, and that's a fair point.If you don't know the game or you don't know what each check is gated behind, then "I got the bow!" means nothing.A well-known game helps, and a good couch commentator can help for people who don't know the game at all.But it's still a problem.I definitely agree that it's not a good idea to do this shit in a marathon though
>>732668408what happened during Archipelago?
>plump plum anon got bannedRIP I was looking forward to the Plums
>>732668854boring + overestimate
>*bing bing wahoo sfx*>"now's a good time for a donation.">"........">"................."
>>732668916He had to mute himself to down a pint real quick
>>732668854bunch of games get connected and randomized, whatever achieve you get on your game gives a random object to other playeralso deaths are linked, you die everyone dies.the objective is for everyone to finish their game
>>732668170>>732668232>miggerYet another forced meme like Dororong and Essex>"Why is gaming dying, /v/?"
>>732668854>what happened during Archipelago?4 games being run by 4 people, picking up items in one game unlocks something in another gameThe guy running Doom sat with his thumb up his ass for over half the run because he was quick and he was locked out of some stuffStardew Valley lady just sat and fished for 2 hours for similar reasonsAnd it was boring on top of all that
>>732668969migging is marathon thread culture, we literally invented that shit
Any bittiesAny subbies
kinda glad that yotei run happened otherwise i would have just not been productive todayyou guys playing any vidya or doing anything during the runs?
Where is theblacktastic this event?
>>732669569At Jim Crow Done Quick I think
>>732669419Grinding out quests in bitch made version of tarkie
>>732669419wagieing from home
>>732669419Demon's Souls first playthrough
>>732669419Walked, I have my own gunpla I bought stuff to put together for + paint but little time
IM A HEADBANGA
Is this randomizer fun? I can't believe it's randomizing music from other games.
>>732669753>wagieing from homeWish i could one of those. I've been denied like 30 application attempts. My current job is pretty easy and chill but I have to drive out to it which sucks
wow, what a completely random coincidence this is!
i am so sick of randomizers
>>732670227I'm more surprised it's not being shut down for being streamed when it's playing all these songs from other games. I thought twitch/youtube were super anal about that
Just tuned in. Is this run any good so far?
DK sounds like me on the toilet.
>>732670371I know for a fact live-a-live got claimed super fucking hard back when the remake came out.
>>732670480Yeah. I thought as long as the music was from the game that's being streamed it's okay if it's live but VoDs would sometimes censor the music. But songs from other games while not playing said game?
>>732670321all donkey zero dong
>ADIA songAlright kinda coming out of left field with that one
Man, i missed the golf game
>>732669419Drakengard 3
>>732670410donkin kon...
>>732670410The man of mystery
>Decide to try a rando run for myself>2000 songs of custom music just in the DK64 soundfontHoly shithttps://theballaam96.github.io/PackBuilder/?conversion_id=2483#
>>732669419I'm glad I never got into real mechs or these things would have been the end of me.
>>732668837I get why movie game was rated badly, but what happened with Classic Archipelago.
Hearing mega man x6 music with donkey kong 64 soundfont certainly is something.
Is DK64 with quick switch as fun to play as it looks?
>>732671651yeah
>>732671651I don't think DK64 is that great in general, but quick switching really streamlines the experience.
>>732671584https://theballaam96.github.io/PackBuilder/?conversion_id=1765#
>>732671889>even includes a 999 trackWell that's certainly a choice
>>732668408qrd on the fallout 3 run?
I don't think I've ever enjoyed a rando run
ghost n goblins?
>>732671997Randomizers are just mindless entertainment for speedrunners, no one sane actually enjoys watching them. It's completely self-indulgent and masturbatory, the speedrunning equivalent of Blurnsball.
>>732671971I just generated my first seed and the first song on the first stage is from X5 or X6, but it's a theme I can't fucking recall the name of.
>>732672134I'd wager it's X5 then. X6's tracks are little more immediately recognizable, at least to me.
>>732671889ah of course it'd have crazy busbut it sounds like they mixed the DK rap into it
>>732672228I looked it up; it was Blizzard Wolfgang's stage. Unusual for an ice level to sound nothing like an ice level, sounds like a military theme.
>What was that from again?Sounded like the stage victory fanfare from Rayman 1
Last stage of SMRPG
so does the coin sound mean a donation came in?
>>732672603think so, yeah
>>732672603what coin sound
>>732672603what coin sound?
>>732672603Coin sound?
>>732672603...Coins? They sound like Coins to you?
>>732672603Huh?
>>732672676yes, and they look purple too
>>732672638>>732672649>>732672651>>732672676>>732672715no you are not doing this right nowi know i heard a coin sound and vaguely hearing "something something donation"
>>732672547Powerful
>>732672801mario galaxy was last night
>>732672801Man, ESA should really have stuck with Alzheimerfonden. The Anons are all getting dementia.
i've never played kingdom hearts
https://theballaam96.github.io/PackBuilder/?conversion_id=1046#lmao
>>732672961
Why are they playing a heartbeat sound behind the game audio and commentary...?
I can't believe the GDQ faggots are doing their own donkey kong run live while ESA has one currently onHow fucking petty do you have to be
>Donkey Kong 64 Randomizer>No Trans Rights screen transitionGuys, I don't think he's using an official GDQ approved randomizer seed
>>732673097they've also been swearing like sailors on streambros i'm shaking rn
>>732672961These links don't seem to point to the corresponding track for me, so you might as well mention the track in text too
>>732673147Retard-kun, look at the player at the bottom.
>>732673316It doesn't appear until I click on a track
>>732673147It appears for me. But it's Ludwig the Holy Blade from Bloodborne.
Click the game, choose your track and then click the play button. How hard can it be, Jesus fucking Christ.
>>732673529That's how you browse music, yes, and I can see the number id change in the url, but I'm not going through 2000 tracks to find which id is which.
>>732673603Works on my machine.
>>732673842Must be my browser messing with the site. Oh well.
Any kino since Tiger Woods Golf?
>>732669419Thinking of playing DQ7 (original)Worth it?
>>732673871Was that a good run? Kinda bored of this randomizer.
>>732672961This is just vip.aersia.net with a shittier layout.
>>732673931More entertaining than youd think and hoyp when he got hole in ones (he proceeded to get his balls close to the host’s hole afterwards)
>>732673871Sly was sick and had a bunch of first try hard tricks. Dude got WR
We're going over-estimate, aren't we...
>>732674308I mean he's been saying it for like two hours now, so perhaps
>>732668837>Macbat 64the runner finally showed up?
no diddy
COOKED
>as you can see they made the game easier>that's a nice quality of lifeaverage """QOL"""fag
Tomohiro Ishii on his way to run the next game
>>732668837QRD on Noddy and PGA?Seeing Sly get a high rating makes me happy
oh okay we'll just end there
Rate DK64 randomizer
>>732675089A
>>732675089DRandomizers are so unfun to watch
>>732675089F for Fuck Randos
shoutouts to the tech crew
>>732675089B.
>>732675089C
>>732675089F for Fuck Randos 2
Just woke up and saw the Yotei and Archipelago ratings. So glad I got my beauty sleep. DK64 seemed alright but nothing special.
>>732675089C for overestimate
>>732675504Why’s xhe so smug?
>>732671387it was an unwatchable mess
unrelated but has any dev ever done like a spiritual successor to burnout paradise
>>732675089B was a bit slow but it was in the middle of the night
>>732676128There's Wreckreation but it's not as good as the original like all games that boast about having some original devs on the team.
>>732674968PGA had good moments, fun banter between runner and host, an audience that was into it and for some reason the game itself was just entertaining to watch. There wasn't really any down time, he just went from shot to shot in rapid succession and its golf so it was easy to understand what was going on. idk.Noddy was a couch and audience having fun, making jokes with a shitty kids game.
EXPRESS YOURSELF
>name your guy Tanner>he's a driver
Sometimes I think of that kid who called himself "discount Jerma" and I cringeI don't remember what game he played or anything else about his run, I just remember that intensely embarrassing moment
This game is giving me lots of baby driver vibes
>>732676753This game is reminiscent of Driv3r
Big Driver: You Are The Wheelman vibes from this game.
Let's play it safe guys *dies*
I never got the appeal of the Driver series>It's like GTA, except only the driving sectionsIs there really such a demand for that
>>732677025It existed before GTA went 3D.
>>732668889was it the sauna plumb or something else?
>everyone's sleepingbut it's almost 9AM...
>>732668596Nice pic, anon!
>>732677201its 2am in burgerland also this event is very subdued thus far, almost seems like a dying gasp with how dead it is.
>>732677201Nah, most of us are working.
>>732677321>250 bucks to attend>and then like 150bucks per night to stay at the hotelMy 3 week trip to Japan (including flight ticket) was nearly cheaper than it would be to attend ESA.I really hope they go back to some comfy school gym again in the future. Most people don't want to spend so much to attend something like ESA
>>732671387Randos are something you do with your friends or alone in your home. Especially with four different games going on, the person viewing it has to be familiar with the checks and specific randomizer logic for all of those games to understand what's happening. I've played Doom a thousand times and that doesn't mean I know how it would tie into this multi-game crossworld logic-gating system.On a related note, I think a lot of games would benefit from simply saying how many levels/bosses to beat/things to get there are at the start to give the viewer some idea of the scale of progression. To their credit some people do do that.
>>732677413going to sweden malmö is like traveling to africa, many exotic sights and tastes to see
>>732674968Stream 2 bonus
>>732677413>250 bucks to attendDo you get a complimentary Puppery with that?
What have you been up to while watching this? I've been making a card game retheme.
>>732677559I would fuck Puppery, but Cata would be yapping throughout and it would be fucking annoying
>>732677559you get a chlods and you WILL be happy
>>732677649I like him but his voice is really grating
>>732677665perfedt
>>732677587made some decent progress on a perfect grade kit did some chores, cooked some real nice homemade orange chicken and rice, called my folks, now im finishing the day with some grinding on runescapesucks that i missed a lot of the earlier stream 2 runs, but oh wellstill the rest of the week left
>>732677587niggerman... I'm stuck in the orienttime ceases and my roving mind spirals to the strange and lurid depths of incorporeal terror as the searing knife-edge gaze of these grotesque indescribable jaundiced terrors tears through the phosphorecent abyss of what only their antideluvian gods may know remains of my sundered desolate soul as they spit their ghastly cacodemonical curses at me with their hate-distorted forked tongues
>>732677321Not even cracking 10k after 4 days is honestly sad. I remember Notch used to drop 10k donations annually for GDQ back when it was hosted by SDA, and they STILL pulled in hundreds of thousands.At this rate they might be able to fund the wish of one or two kids.
Sorry bros, but this Parallel Lines is pretty boring.
>>732678061I mean we kind of show that viewers of ESA are more discerning of shit than GDQ
>>732678370A lot of racing games are.
>>732678370yeah well its the closest thing to gta I get
Man it's so refreshing to not have a manly voice with unfitting pronouns constantly yell and feign excitement while someone's doing a run. I missed ESA.>>732677665yummy
>>732678370For a game about driving called driver they sure made the driving look and feel pretty shit.
>>732678837Haven't seen a single one yet. That Peach guy didn't count since it's a persona
>>732678918i guess i was talking more about the announcers, the atmosphere is way more chill, but sure that too
TRANS RIGHTS HOYPE!!!!!
>>732679078Holy shit I can't believe they just said that on stream.
>>732679078shut up
Holy fucking choke I don't want to watch that slow ass mission again....
Stream 2 has like 20 seconds less delay for some reason
I'm watching Monday Night RAW instead of the speedruns. Sorry, lads
>>732679171I mean more delay, retard
good morning fellow goyims, had my skyr with fruits, took 2 huge sharts, now its time for the workout and after that a full day of ESA :)
When is Spyro runned in ESA
ruh roh
this run feels so loooooooooooong
>Dodged being Jay Norris'd.
>didn't pick up when his mom was callinggayjust hold the phone against your shoulder
Something happened to his dad. That's why she's called at an unorthodox time...
>>732679569this would've saved the run somewhat
she called to tell him to play the game properly
>resetIt's over...
Chooooooke
SAY IT
>>732679674Well, okay...I WANNA HAVE VAGINAL SEX WITH AND EJACULATE INSIDE OF PLUM!!!
chilld enough run but I'm gonna have to drop it to a C for not answering that phone call and going overestimateenjoy the tumblr game
O V E R E S T I M A T E
>>732679738What did he mean by this?
>>732679752I'm also giving that driver game a C for the same reasons
>A Bug's LifeIs that a tranny? I would like to actually see what that game's about
Rate Parallel Lines the Driver the Game
rate driver...
>bam bamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LNnqXOUZIA
>>732679864B+Mum found the Parallel Portal
>>732679864
>>732679864>>732679867D+
>>732679864>>732679867C
>>732679864HH
>>732679864Like anons before me, I'll have to give a C for overestimate and not respecting one's mum.But the run was alright.
this game looks like ass
>>732677665she could speedrun me
HERE COMES (ME INSIDE OF) PLUM!
>>732679942I'm not sure I understand
comfy run
>go away for long time>come back>same thread>200 postsGrim
Why is there sometimes a Mario coin sound?
>>732680276I haven't heard a Mario coin sound. It's the Sonic ring sound.
>>732680194Just comfy bros.
>>732680276I sometimes hear drum noises but nothing like a coin sound.
>>732680194Did you think this was GDQ homeboy? Only real speedrun fans are in the off-season threads. No tourists here.
>>732680194most people are banned or too afraid to actually post stuff
>>732680194and it's great
>>732680412They're also too afraid to watch the streams.
>>732680194It's gone from 4am to 10am EU time, people are schleeping, I just woke up
>Cadarev is in the background>Reminder that Cadarev is actually original Cadarev's brother after he died in Germany 2018Only uncs remember this
Because I'm a fucking retard I decided not to go to bed and get some sleep but to stay awake and catch all the kuso games on stream 2 AND zelda dx AND Postal 2 (chud gods ww@).I'm gonna miss out on everything after postal but thats how it goes. Missing Might and Magic is kinda bad though.
>>732680729nah he just couldn't hold it in any longer after staring at Lara's perfect body for over 15mins, imagining all the things she could do to him and the dude just jizzed himself into a half coma. They had to throw away the chair
>>732680729he's just sleepy, or low blood sugar
glad he made the skip, if he had to load a save to pass a skip thats an instant F
>>732680983>>732680981I heard there was a murder at ESA that year, and with another at GSM, that makes 2
>>732681090there was also the time AEtienne put 6 people and 2 cops in the hospital before he was subdued
>>732681090And that tiddy prize bitch still complained about a little hair sniffing. KWAB
>>732681090ESA is just a violent event
>>732681242Cute kixy tiddies
>Donation match 2xAlways during the even deader hours
>>732681242What a frame.
rate Mark of the Deep
>>732681376solid B
>>732681376B
>>732681376C
they made a documentary about me?
>>732681376Solid I didn't care so I just copy what the other solid anon said, but unfortunately the grabber won't get the cross reference so whatever.
>>732681524
>>732681568Literally me every time I see Plum
Ah fuck I knew it was a tranny
>American runnerhmmm I wonder what kind of runner this will turn out to be
>tranny>a bugs life
>americanlol
How come its only americans that's like this?
Is there a PS1 game that isn't ran by trannies?
lmao
!!! WARNING !!!1 HOUR UNTIL STREAM 2GET YOUR SNACKS NOWOR REGRET LATER
USA sending their finest again...
How did they get Marvin Gaye to commentate?
>>732681923They frot in the scissoring possition.
THAT'S A MAN!
>nostalgia to lick balls as a childuhh...
>>732682023while singing the Lion Kings 'it's the circle of life' by Elton John?
have any american runners not been trannies? was the digimon guy american?
Stream 2 soon bros
>>732682154arguably
>>732682154>was the digimon guy american?ye
>>732682154Seeing that guy being more of a sperg than our best Finns made me kinda jealous.
Sorrry hun but if you think an ugly woman with a slightly deep voice is a tranny.. you're obsessed.
>>732682219>Finn not trying to be quirky or claiming to be a sperg challengeIMPOSSIBLE
>>732682219I mean he seriously dwarfed our ultra autistic heavy accent super Finns.Amazing.
Something odd about kara, just can't quite put my finger on it
Rebel Dragon in BG.
>>732682208what an ogre
What's with americans liking a bug's life as a movie?
Who the fuck invited the Americans? I wanted to watch a comfy Bug's life run
>>732682319its pretty hard to miss anon
That deep voice from the couch is amazing. It's doing things to me
>>732682219Holy kek I just looked at his VOD and the first thing I see is him talking in a monotonous voice then stopping mid word and sucking out of his weird bottle.What a guy.
cute girl runner!
>>732681242I combined the wrasslin webms
>>732682545based thank you anon i love posting both of those webms every so often
>>732682545This shit is more real than AEW
>>732682545speedrunning its the second most violent sport ever, only behind croket.
LOOK AT THE FUCKING TIME
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>>732682716why is dean like this
C'mon bros... what is this?
I've had The Painscreek Killings on my backlog for years, can't see how a spooky detective game is fun to speedrun
>>732682845>threatens a revolution over a hat
COVER YOUR DISGUSTING GUNT YOU BLOB
>>732682903whoops
GTFO
>ESA hit 10 thousand the start of day 4>GDQ hit 10 gorillion on the start of day 4NotLikeThis
Rate this Bug's Life - Skin Select.I do give it F.
>>732682972We need to get Yetee on the phone ASAP
>>732683028F
>>732683028Z
>>732683028T for Tranny
>>732682805what ever happened to susan anyway
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>>732683028D
>>732683180Seemed like he tried to get on staff for gdq, but they didn't let him join the clique. He's been a regular on their events, usually from home, ever since. Seems to have calmed down over the years, but you never know what's on the inside.
>>732683213HOOOIYYP
>ESA Winter 2023>Funds raised: $104,205what the fuck happened in just 3 years
LMAO @ this GDQ ripoffany tranny cringe at least?
any runs you guys are looking forward to? I think Crash Racing Trifecta might be fun
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This #gamer music on stream 2 is killing me
>>732683418Might and Magic on Stream 2 and Postal 2 on Stream 1, both later today
Stream 1 jumpscare
>>732683418Same but I have a hardon for hypnoshark
>>732683347A lot of bad stuff, as it always happens. They had to reorganize the whole event. Too many bad actors.
>>732683418MW2. XCOM, and Mario Party DS
Bruh
>>732683418DOOM (Kex Port)
>>732680729Is this run lost media?
>>732683329The baseding does feel a little forced
Dear god....
what the fuck is that thing in the middle...
>AndrogynyGoat
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>>732683535he's so autistic it's endearing
>>732683535the fuck is that
Looks like cosmo fusing with Carrot Top
Dios mio... El ogro de Britannica...
>>732683445Yeah, I don't know how they consistently find the worst edm every year.
>>732683550>Goddawful sandwichShe will die a spinster
British inbreeding at its finest
>>732683550Who recorded the video
STREAM 2 KINO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Was this the best commentator they could find
time for some stream 2
STREAM 2 HAS LAUNCHEDREPEATSTREAM 2 HAS LAUNCHED
the fuck is it saying
he sounds just like salad fingers
La Creatura is here!
>>732683669finest bri'ish smileI'm going stream 2....
What a lovely English rose
>>732683669what a FUCK is that
Have any runners posted in the threads this year yet?
Is this one of those sick kids and his wish was to be on a couch for a run?
>>732683730yato posted here when we were shitting on him for doing the segregated gdq event instead of coming to this if that counts
>mfw stream 2 finally started
>>732683535>>732683547>>732683568>>732683573>>732683575>>732683626>>732683691>>732683737Keep your sick comments to yourselves
got on just in time for stream 2 nice
>>732683848No.
>>732683730Bald hypenigga has if that counts and a suposed runner posted anonymously
can some pls post the OF of the swedish runner on stream 2
Did the coin sound change to *beep* *boop* or am I going crazy?
>>732683868Your mom cant wait for you to move out of the basement I bet
>>732683656You are horrible, and also correct.I'm sure it loves rusty spoons.
>>732683848He or it seems knowledgeable enough and I'm not commenting on his/its/their looks, but they could have gotten someone with a more suitable voice for live presentation maybe. They never ask me if I'm available.
>>732683935you can stop baiting now
Is this a different room for stream 2 or just a different angle?
why is the speedrunning community like this bros
>>732683960https://esamarathon.com/attendee-guide/volunteering/I expect you there next event
>>732683970a good chunk of people here know about these threads. Keep your disgusting comments to yourself
>>732683997Attention starved autistic males needing of validation
Why dies the british thing sound more foreign than the swedes
>walking sim speedrunAt least it's not too long
>>732684053britons are foreign from the human race, they don't belong with us
I always wondered who these types of games were made for but european women actually makes sense
>>732684104And I wonder what the fuck makes you say, hell yeah, that's a game I want to speedrun
>>732684131
>>732684057cute plum
Rate truecrime soap opera killings i guess?
>>732684372AQuick and to the point
>>732684372B
>>732684372 (me)B cause it just went by quick, mostly inoffensive
>>732684372C
>>732684372B, comfy
>>732684372D+
>day 4 >still no plum songIts more over than ever thoughted possible.
what a specimen on stream 1
>i hope you guys rate higher than cShe's here
>>732684503>she was the anon that said they have a run at this event
>>732684468i haven't seen a single prize segment this esa
>>732684372Bshe asked to rate higher than C
Imagine playing GTFO with this victorian british lad leading the team
>>732684545
>>732684503wait what
i love speedruns!
>bob the builderS kino incoming
What the fuck is this run?
>>732684372C very meh
>>732684609
>>732684609God to be a rat and go full warbleborble, must be pure ecstasy
>>732684649i missed the rate begging wtf do you mean??? she aknowledged it????
The Bejeweled run is either going to be 50 minutes of snooze or the best run of the event
>Stream 1>2 mutes and a commentator with a terrible speech impediment >Stream 2>2 likable dorksHow come every time I tune in stream 2 is just so much better than the stream 1?
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE TECH PEOPLEPUSH THE FRAME PERFECT BUTTON
Is the donation tally stuck at 10k or has no one really donated in the last 2 hours? GRIM!
>another sly cooper run todayIs sly the new spyro?
>>732684468They played it at least once>>732684757This
>>732684715not really, the game gives you a grade and she said she hopes the viewers give them a higher grade than the C the game gave them.
>>732684803Both are furry games by same company so its literally the same same but different.
>>732684803Never question the playstation nation. For your own safety.
I'm going to be honest, this commentator might be the worst of all time. I've watched GDQs and ESAs for at least a decade now and even some of the most insufferable and annoying speakers are still not a fraction as bad as this guy.This is inspiring by how bad it is
STREAM 2 IS LIVE
BOOOB THE BUILDER
>you can literally tell it's reddragon through the blur based on his silhouette heh
KINOOOOOOOOO
>>732685019He is merely storing fat for his winter hibernation
>>732685017Who the fuck is Boob?
Stream 2 is the best one as usual
Bob the builder is already an S tier run!
>>732685120open bob saar
>>732685131More like Sob the Suilder
>rebeldragon not wearing a helmetNooo rebeldragon you're breaking OSHA regulations!!
>>732685083
>>732683314He's also on the Japanese speedrun events and they love him there.
>>732685168Damn you're fast, I was still encoding
bob walking like he shatted his pants lmao
>>732685187He is simply above your childish antics.
Bob the...Plumber?
>>732685204he's literally me
>>732685230sex with manly_maive in costume
stream 2 day?
I had this game as a kid and for some reason I got mad and broke the disc and ended up burying it in the backyard and I've lived with that guilt for over 20 years
>>732684503
SO LONG GAY CROWS
>>732685294>attention whoreChange my rating to a Z, please.
>>732685230its cool man, I don't always catch everything so pump those webms out bro
>>732685294This thread runs ESA
>>732668408Seems like I went to bed at the right time. And now I wake.
>>732685294wow! hope you're enjoying the event!
>>732685294>attention whoreChange my rating to a S, please.
>>732685294Holy fuck how many people at ESA actually post here kek
>>732685294what the fuck boobs or gtfo
>>732685370changed your rating to an ESL
I propose dethroning yato as /ourguy/ and giving it to rebeldragon instead.
>>732685521Any runner who uses the English flag instead of the British flag is based in my books.
>one candle>not even centered
RATE Bob the Builder: Can We Fix It?
>>732685585B
>>732685585S
SHOUTOUTS TO TECH CREW FOR NOT STOPPING THE CLOCK!>>732685585A+Short and sweet autism kino.
>>732685585B+ for Bob
>>732685521he's got 5 fucking runs this event
>>732685585B for Bob
>>732685585I'm doin' him an A
>>732685585A+
>>732685585B+
Toasty Scrote
>>732685602RIP
>worse than Jerma's PB
>>732685585A
>>732685618King shit quite honestly
>>732685585B++ the Builder
Stream1 SAY IT WITH ME
>>732685585it's already finished? i was away for one second
>>732685717TRANS RIGHTS!!!!!
>>732685717OOOOOOOOOOOOOOORB
>>732685618He's carrying.
>>732685717BOB THE ____ER !
Honestly the event at the current size is the perfect one imo, it feels like a real community-event where the focus is split evenly between the games and the people, and seeing the occasional person from the event post in the thread brings back feelings of early gdq
>>732685785i agree but you gotta hope that with tickets and whatever they make enough to keep it afloat yknow
>>732685521Yato will always be /ournigga/ and rebel will always be /ourlad/
>>732685585S - saver of speedrunning
>GTFO>they're staying actually
>>732685849>rebel will always be /ourlad/More like /ourlard/.
>>732685849do we have an /oursamurai/ i haven't seen a single token asian
12 minutes O V E R E S T I M A T E
1. Yotei is a good game2. why was the run so bad? what hapnd
Mercy killed?
>>7326862106h movie games NEED to be carried by the couch and runner with the bants.
WHEN IS EASTSIDE HOCKEY MANAGER
>>732686210>Yotei is a good game
>>7326862101: false premise, it's a movie game and 5 out of the 6 hours were cutscenes2: see above + he chocked a bunch and went OE
>match 3 game
>>732686210i tuned in for about an hour of which 45 minutes were walking, horseback, yapping, in game cutscenes and the runner skipping cutscenes he could. i couldn't believe it
Rate GTFO
>be-JEW-eled>game is about valuableshmm....
>crowd completely cleared out after the last run Bob Nation
>>732686324F
>>732686324>GTFOno youF btw
>>732685371All of them
>>732686324D
>>732686324FExtremely boring, and the goat was not working for me
Best bejewled H-clone?
>>732671889>Crash Bandicoot's main theme sounds nearly the same
>>732686050It would be juh0rse if he were around more
lol at stream 2 clearing out for bejewelled
>>732686350I appreciate the meta joke anonI know you aren't actually baiting
>automated donation reader>literally no one in the crowd>one hour of match-3
>>732686432Huniepop, no contest
the candy crush run is just a weird choice for a speedrun
So are we just gonna ignore the fact that stream 1 is broken?
>>732671971Zero Escape games all have killer soundtracks
>>732686730Not any more broken than us.
>>732686730yeah
>>732686350Watching the Bejeweled run reminded me of how the "free" mobile version of the game was programmed to fuck with your RNG at more or less the 90 second mark so you would consistently lose and be shown the "BUY A POWERUP" screen.Truly a BeJew'eled game
ourgal spotted in stream 1
>>732686784The free version used to be anexact copy of the paid game. Then they changed it.
>>732686643He doesnt even seem to be particularly fast...
Imma keep it real with you stream2bros, I ain't watching 1 hour of match-3
A quite frankly disgusting number of american runners this year
>>732686869He's top 4
>Everyone leftLMAO
from hussin to bussin, how would you rate octopath 2, i never played the first one btw.
>>732686887Just because they are overweight doesnt mean theyre american chuddie
>>732686887Another seething europoor kek. We are never forgetting your chimpout when Greenland becomes an American state btw
>>732686869New to stream 2?
>>732686935jrpg/10
Can't put a finger on it but something about this just screams ESA to me.
>>732686887somehow they manage sour the event and suck the fun out of it
>not a single person in the crowd on stream 2>a single person on stream 1What went wrong?
>match3 or jarpig
>tfw both streams suck
>>732687002theres a woman behind the runner
>>732687002People are out, enjoying the little sun they can get a year.
>>732687002its 4am on a tuesday
>>732686767Yeah, just wouldn't expect a track in a DK64 randomizer
Get off your phones stream 1 audience!! Rude!
Is there not a Stream 2 on Youtube
>>732687002Unlike you bums, people actually have jobs and work during the week.
>match-3>He's not even trying to be as quick as possible
>>732687098get back to work wagie
I think it could be fun to visit the event live but I just can’t shake the feeling it’d be just a cringe fan boy gawking there..
>>732687098You're supposed to take this week off. Over here in the nordic countries the employers actually want the workers to take time off because otherwise they'd have to pay them more.
>cool runs while i sleep>zzz runs when i wake upnot cool esaNOT cool
>>732687109Maybe it's one of those balancing act things, you can't go too fast otherwise the game does bunch of flashy post game animations? I'm grasping here
>>732687231state mandated ESA watchalong or you get the highest possible punishment in swedish law, a 120000 kroner fine (2 kong strongs at LIDL)
>american runner>is a gayHeh.
>>732687337were you there for the 2 both american both trans runners being the only troons up until then?
>american runner>makes every statement sound like a question
>European poster>Is obsessed with America
there must be something in the corn syrup
this is one hell of a speedrun
Fuck it, I'm gonna watch Josh grind SA any%
>>732687431Wait, he's stealing ESA views too?? Why isn't he at the event?
>>732687431i really dont want to know about you watching a man grinding
>>732687403>American poster>doesn't understand that the rest of the world doesn't have to ignore what's in front of their eyes
This bejeweled run is very relaxing. I like it
>>732687168somebody wrote these words btw
Man, I tried to like both Octopath games but something was just off. Never meshed with me.
>niggas-in-a-row game with horizontal battle scene layout>the niggas are on the RIGHT side of the screenI didn't realize how much this was bugging me until now. Most games that place your niggas on the right at least do it on a diagonal scene layout so they are at the bottom of the screen.
stream 2 never disappoints.
>>732687653
>>732687617>n words in a rowSeeing this shit here is cringe
This looks like that mobile app game my mom used to play 10 years ago lol?
>>732687602octopath 1 is pretty badoctopath 2 is absolute kamige - characters, music, world, jap VAs, fucking perfectoctopath 3 was ok but i just sopped playing it at around 50%
>>732687731nigger
>>732687778latino hands typed this post
>>732687731niggas in a row is a atleast 10 year old meme, wtf are you on about, nigger?
>>732687731
>>732687819you type like brown
>>732687819he meant negahttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/U7D8fQKNXI0
shut the fuck up, what are you faggots drinking?
>>732687964tap water
>>732687995ngmi
>>732687964Rum
>>732687602Hd 8bit is repulsive
>>732687964holy unterschichten brobought monster for 0.85€ in edeka
>>732687995we JUST stopped talking about americans man, they're gonna be so confused by this now
>>732687964sea salt and cheese soda
>>732688067never talk ill of kong strong & lidl that shit kickstarted my alcoholism being the cheapest mixer/booze a 14yo could get
>>732687964I'm unironically drinking Kong energy drink right now, but with mango flavour.
>take a really long Pizza break>come back to find Bejeweled at 5 minutes stillWTF is going on!!!!
>>732687964hot choccy
>>732688189Time dilation %
>>732688162fellow simianbro, we don't have that flavor here tho
>>732688231Last week they even got a "sour gummy" flavour here, but it tasted like shit. It wasn't sugar free but still had that aftertaste that the worst sugar free energy drinks got.
>>732688123>high society unterschicht
>>732688189Back in time.
Did the Bejeweled guys reset the timer?
>>732688219It was a fuckton of pepperoni so that explains it.
RATE beJEWeled 3
>>732688337First he did an all quests run, then he did a "beat 10 levels on zen mode" run.
>necrodance>1h estimateHuh?
Stream 2 Schedule about to get absolutely brutalised btw
>>732688389B
>>732688389B+
>>732688389C
>>732688389D-
>>732688389A
>>732688337wtf happened?suddenly it was over just 9 minutes in>>732688389B-It was ok, kinda par for the course for that kind of speedrun
>>732688389ADespite the not-speedrun speeds, it was comfy
>>732688389A, solid
>>732688389B for bejeweled
man I love Octopath 2, it's one of the best jrpgs released in a while, but the runs are always mid-to-bad. Guess i'll watch stream2 even if i never gave a shit about necrodancer.
Any miggies?Any plummies?
>Blocking midroll adsFeels good man
BAKE or DIE
Will necrodancer have any set dressings?
>>732688461for real my nigger. i expected nothing and got everything.
>https://p%2Eecker.tech/v/thread/732668170/
Where's all the intermission videos? They don't even show any ads for make a wish™
>>732688324posting lidl propaganda made some germanbros think i'm german and at this point i'm too afraid to ask what unterschicht means
>>732688389D
>>732688461>it's one of the best jrpgs released in a whileDo you play for the combat? Unironically asking because the story sucks ass. The most generic type shit you can imagine, they could have at least tried. What's with these gooks?
>>732688591Dead for the most part. Goosebert hasn't showed up once so I think their sponsorship with Glorious ran out. They do have 1 or 2 Make a Wish vids but they play very rarely. We've only gotten 1 Plum at the very start of ESA winter too.
Last time I went to LIDL there was an old guy wearing a full LIDL outfit kind of like this, made me feel happy inside to see.I also own a pair of LIDL sneakers. I love LIDLAnd no, I'm not german
>>732688508
>>732688749we're supposed to mig on page 10
>>732688701Is this achievable natty?
>>732688772Its just the average working class dad body
>>732688772yup, just milbona hipro greek yogurt, zero sugar kong strong and whichever 5 euro vodka they got
>>732688664the combat slaps, the music slaps, i like the aesthetic, some of the personal stories are great (Castti for example), and it's a nice, long, comfy game to spend many chill evenings on.
>>732688664you didnt play the game
>>732688389F
