https://store.steampowered.com/sale/steammachineBUY NOW
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theres no price fuck you op
Tranny cube
>>732724405>100+ visitsoh god, oh fuck
>>732724405Oh shit...
>>732724405I clicked the back button after, so I’m fine right
>>732724405it's literally the same URL as the actual page
>>732724405fuck you lol
OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE! LE STEAM MACHINE IS LE FUTURE OF LE GAMING!
>>732725106this an extension?
>>732724405Oh fuck
>>732724405Shut the fuck upPussy ass nigger
>>732724405I OPENED THE LINK RAY
>>732723795>cubeslopim good
>>732725764ironically, 4chan is the only site where I see people who talk like this. grow the fuck up, chimp.
Why the fuck do companies try pushing for more buttons on controllers? They already have enough buttons, they don't need more. Play on fucking kbm if you want so many buttons.
>>732724405Thank you anon
>>732728485kys. the only way it would be more perfect is if the dpad wasnt shit and it had two extra face buttons
>>732728457go back to where you came from, nigger>>732728485Nioh 3 has more bullshit button combinations that extra buttons would be nice. One of your attacks is L1 + Dpad Up. That shit is stupid to pull off when you have to rotate the camera to face the camera while moving at the same time.
>>732728719Name FIVE games that would benefit from having more buttons on a controller. No MMOs, no games made specifically with PC in mind, no remapping.
>>732728485kys yourself. >Now you don't need to alternate between using the camera and face buttons>Trackpad makes any game with aim not a torture. It's better than gyro btw
>>732724405my PC smells like mustard gas...is this normal?
honestly i wouldve excited if it can ship to my country which unfortunately
>8gb VRAM >16gb RAM>can't use DLSS because AMD trashI don't get it why the fuck would anyone buy this gay shit over an actual gaming laptop and just connect that to their TV?
>>732728870>no remapping?? How do you expect people to use the extra buttons?
>>732728969A gaming laptop would cost the double
>>7327284574chan is for shitposting and acting retarded.Nobody actually posts their real thoughts on here.
how much are the ram prices fucking Valve over? its already February and not even a whisper about this.
>>732728969Steam machine is for console players who dont know how to connect a laptop to a television. Yes I understand the irony
>>732723795>trannies playing>y'all
>>732728969Because it will likely be cheaper + has its own custom OS. And most consoles already have 16 gigs of ram and AMD video cards. So this is essentially a PS5 that does more than a PS5 is capable of.
>>732723795Fuck you, OP
>>732729273Massively. Even legacy vendors with well established supply relations are struggling to keep up.
>>732729273Not as much as people think
>>732728485If anything we need more face buttons, you can't play fightans properly without them.
>>732723795>buying a prebuildNOPEwhile steam deck is just a midtier laptop with no keyboard it has certain appeal, but I just don't get why would anyone want the GabeCube. You know shit is going to be overpriced like crazy.
>>732723936>>732724059>>732728253>>732728969>>732729273>>732729420wall street/microslop shill bot pajeets
OP is a fag but they updated the banana to be yellow.>>732729273Probably both more and less, since they're likely sitting on stock they had made before the cafagstrophe and they're trying to figure out a fair way to price it that's not going to fuck over people that wanted Steam Machines that will have to buy newly manufactured stock.OEM shit is usually done MONTHS in advance.
>>732728870Elden ring is basically unplayable to me without having grip buttons for jump/dodge
>>732725887No and it doesn't even work if turn off history.
>>732729814Not really. People can buy what they want but a gaming laptop with an Nvidia GPU that can use DLSS and framegen would be significantly better value than the specs for the steam machine
>>732730063>Nvidia hardware>For general use and not compute shit
>>732729978First wave is lower price then a price hike I guess, give everyone a fair shot. Valve is pretty good at anti scalping too
>>732729978>OP is a fag but they updated the banana to be yellow.But it always was. I remember people making fun of it the day the page went up.Did we switch timelines again?
>>732730256I remember it just being a silhouette like the rest of the icons, but I could be wrong.
Is it cheaper than this?https://www.costco.com/p/-/hp-omen-16l-gaming-desktop-pc-amd-ryzen-7-8700f-nvidia-geforce-rtx-5060-32gb-memory-1tb-ssd-windows-11-home/4000406548?langId=-1
>>732730063ya but then u have windows 11 consumer edition which is ick
>>732730170I've got a Series S and my laptop has an AMD CPU in not anti AMD but DLSS easily blows FSR out of the water. Ease of use seems to be the Steam Machines biggest draw but it really isn't that much easier than a gaming laptop connected to your TV>>732730357That's fair but that just helps with RAM a bit not with actual performance to my knowledge. If you've got a 24gb RAM laptop with an 8gb VRAM Nvidia GPU do you really think that'll perform worse than a Steam Machine?
I only came into this thread looking for one thing and you've all let me down.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sa2R-PM0Uk
>>732723795BUYANAD!
>>732730513um sweaty theres more to an os being ick than just how it performs, like the user experienceif u want to attract a girl u should really consider a macbook
>>732728969Because it's $299.99
>>732723936Woman on the right is a lesbo comedian I banged back in 2008
>>732724405WTF BROS
>>732730338Not sure since there's no price on the Steam Machine yet. The SM will probably be $700-$800
>>732728969>8gb VRAM8GB will be the new normal.
>>732723795I won't buy. I'll activately boycott and encourage others to do the same.Value is a company of liars and frauds. They do not deserve your money for their consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>732730638What
>>732728485>t. platformerfag who only uses dpad and A buttonA lot of modern games showed that they wanted more input but had to made due with conventional design. Elden Ring and Nioh are 2 examples from different developers that could use extra input for their controller scheme: In ER case, you have those "quick access" keys for items so you can activate them instantly without cycling through a list of 8+ items. In Nioh case it's a variety of combat actions that compliment basic combat actions (stance switching, weapon swap, etc)
>>732730670If they're using a standard form factor, you could always just upgrade it yourself later
I unironically want to kill people that use the word, "y'all".Pure fucking reddit lingo.
>>732730910Steam is reddit
>>732730910i mostly see the word y'all posted from thirdies and canadians/northern states
>>732730608How was the puss?
>>732730608story time
>>732730670Got to keep Americans from using open source AI models on their own hardware. Everything must be centrally controlled by US AI companies.
>>732731213nvidia is onto me i just got 32kb memory for my vic-20
>>732731237better run nigga
>>732731213Nobody wants digital cancer you retarded fucking jeet they want to play videogames.
>>732731104Ya'll is clearly a west coast thing, which is exactly why Valve uses it in their marketing.
>>732723795>Games they choose to showcase it playing>Cuphead>Stardew valleyMust be powerful
>>732731434https://iq-checker.net/
>>732731668Am I wrong?
>>732731732Taking a showcase of two popular games that people like as a benchmark of its "power" yeah, kind of completely wrong.Although admittedly if it was up to me I would have shown Terraria off.
>>732729814They want you to spend $1000 or more on their piece of shit next year. Microsoft is pissed that Valve stole their thunder with the Steam Machine and Controller announcement. Valve nuked Microsoft's next gen plans from orbit.
>>732731952microsoft had next gen plans that they thought were going to be successful?
>>732731809Shitty pixel games that run on grandma's computer aren't a benchmark for anything retard
>>732732001Correct, they're not a benchmark at all, and you're a moron.
>>732731985Apparently
>>732732001Name a game that is demanding and normies knowHard mode: Must be a GOOD game and recent
>>732728485back buttons are giga retarded
>>732732203Fifa 2026
>>732730575Steam gets more eyes on it daily than 4chan ever will by several orders of magnitude. Why would they?
>>732732459I mean more to the point why would they waste money on ads when their competitors pay for terrible threads like these.>Saar the gabecube can only play everything but AAA dogshit that sucks ass at 20fps with upscaled framegen it cannot be used for the ais to generate pictures of Rajesh not getting rejected by white women
>>732732371That's the best place for a run button. Also a crouch button, if applicable.
>>732723936me on the left
>>732730910I'm allowed to use y'all in conversational speech because I live in the fucking SouthThe West coast faggots appropriated it for their own uses because they wanted a gender-neutral way to refer to a group of people, and "youse guys" and "yinz" didn't catch on I guessAnd of course they having nothing but contempt for us while stealing our dialect
>>732723795>For the low price of $999.99 you can get PS5 performance
>>732730910"Y'all" is a southern white man's term that's been stolen by faggots
>>732723795I already have a pc why would I need this slop?
>>732724405they deleted his post for warning people lmao. scam site.
bruh why the fuck are the mods letting this thread stay up
The core audience
>>732733029to be fair the pc gaming audience statistically is thirdies and eastern europeans
>>732733007Because retards actually pay (indians) to be embarrassed (on their behalf) by videogame dorks online.
>>732733101I wonder what the actual stats are like, you know since the chinks fucking ruined the hardware survey because they're fucking stupid.
>>732733029Seattlites?
>>732733192I go by language
>>732733324You go by reposting old shit, Timmy No amount of seething will make people like your dilapidating lemonade stand
>>732733481Obsessed
>>732733324Which has been inaccurate for years since chinks bot it.You could maybe glean some information about what's left based on the existing percentages but you have to keep in mind that it fucks up ALL the collected data to have extreme oversampling.
>>732723795Hmmm I wonder who the target audience is
>>732723795>16 gb ddr5this shit is gonna cost at least 1200
>>732723936Me on the right
>>732730910y'all sound mad keeeeeeeeeeeek
>>732724405am i fucked bros?
>>732728485Fuck you retard.
>>732733519>Searching for posts with the filename ‘1761102356469044m.jpg’. 23 results found.Yeah, you
The ram shortage is actually a blessing in disguise for Valve. People were already setting themselves to disappointment if they thought it was going to cost like $600-$700.Valve was probably thinking of $900-$1000 at first, which now is going to be even higher, but now they can safely blame it on the Ram problem.
>>732733608>BlenderThe target audience is BASED as FUCK
Please send me a link to buy a device for myself. I hate the Steam Machine, I hate the Steam Deck, I hate Valve, I hate Gabe Newell, and I want an anti-PC gaming device.
Why is this being brought up like it's a benefit? I don't want a heatsink inside the console making it run hotter, and heatsinks are usually the first things to take a shit and I doubt it's easily replaceable in this form factor.
>>732733937I hope maybe this is a sign that we're FINALLY getting Source 2 SDK shit for linux.I want to make shit for Steam Home.Also fuck, please unabandon Steam Home and put out the Flat Screen Client
>>732734136blame normies and their obsession with aesthetics
>>732733934But now they're competing in a market where you can get prebuilts with much better performance. Normies aren't really ready to bother with Linux distros yet but as soon as the alternative is better and cheaper I think even the most retarded gaymers will figure out how to boot from an USB drive and follow an install wizard to get the SteamOS experience.>>732734146I assume they will, it would be retarded if there was no way to make stuff for the Frame on Linux.
>>732734136>heatsink x2dam me dum, I meant power supply.
>>732733825Oh no i posted an image on a image board that took 2 seconds! You can only post 5 times then never again!
>>732734136The brick isn't going to be measurably worsening thermalsAll that really matters is the size of the heatsink and it's more capable than high tier craptops
>>732723795what's the price of this shit
>>732734064go to bed tim
>>732733550>they botted by uhhhh....being the majority buying base....
>>732734136>>732734176What fucking world are you retards from that an inert sheet of aluminum is something that's the first to have a mechanical failure?
>>732734064Tim I will never support epic for killing unreal tournament
>>732734293You posted the same image two dozen times just because you seethe at the prospect of your tendie and snoy toys losing the brain damaged retard market lmaostay mad
>>732724405deleted for telling the truth, janny doesn't want his scam exposed
>>732734410I hate PC gaming, and I also hate playing with a mouse and keyboard.I want an anti-PC gaming device all the time.
>>732730670It has been for a while for newer release games requiring it.
>>732733101That's why they're forced to use ads like >>732723936 now. They want the American audience for a change.
>>732723795This whole page reads like a woman wrote it with lame quirky chungus quips and I FUCKING HATE IT "Y'ALL"
>>732734361>Literally so retarded you don't even understand that those stats are specific to those games or even how percentages work.
>>732734496You've been able to plug controllers in and use them on PC for a long time now grandpa. It's just not always the best way to control a game.
>>732723795Shill on reddit, you fucking queer
>>732723936Show these fucking troonsStill dont showthe priceFFS valve read the room
>>732734415>posts the statistics of steams languages >start seething at it and crying about sony and Nintendo fans nowYou ok? What about languages offended you?
>>732734870Statistics from when? Any reason you can't post January 2026 ones?
>>732735051Cause i dont have them, why not just pull them up to prove me wrong before
>>732729241>the double
>>732735112Glad you've admitted you're a seething consolecuck tourist then Those are publicly available and it would take you less to look them up than it did asking meBut you're a brown propagandist shilling toys for niggers
why are snoys so assblasted about this?
>>732735226you need religion or you will worship corporations
>>732734614What I want is a truly anti-PC gaming device.I want something that absolutely gives me the image of a gamer who hates Gabe Newell and refuses to play on PC.
This conversation about the chinks totally not botting on Steam is funny because in the newgrounds steam chat there's a chink with three accounts he's pretending to be multiple people with getting made fun of by teenagers lmao.
>>732735637LolYou're here to cry about the pc infidels you console cultist, seeing as you're trying to act like some authority while knowing nothing, just trying to spread your gay little pamphletsYou have to pay to play remasters of old games because you forfeited hardware ownership to join your little cultI'll give you a tip, the steam language breakdown gets updated every month
