>>732734723
just played my first game as her and yes i had a lot of fun
shame my team was full of retarded monkeys so we lost but i did very well, you can even outrun mina and shit

>>732734723
You literally can't play the game

>>732734723
she's great. her floatyass movement is phenomenally fun

>>732734843
It's your first game. You are a retarded monkey, no offence. The game gets better once you get into lobbies full of people who aren't gonna leave randomly and also know how to play

>>732735272
>>732734843
Oh sorry I misread your post. I'm a monkey I guess

incoming riotjeets and tf2trannies seethe

>>732735319
i was about to say that yeah, it happens

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He's easily the worst hero in the game.
What went wrong?

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>>732734723
Am I lame if I find Venator more fun than Celeste

I just don’t see what’s so fun about her. Yeah, I get she has air strafing and so on but her abilities feel kinda boring to use

>>732734723
mina players should all die. every time i get one on my time they just sit around and don't contribute. soaked up all my gold, didnt even help waveclear, then only did 10k player damage in a 45 minute game.

>>732736087
You forgot to mention the part where when one is on the enemy team they're God's gift to Deadlock and go 20/0

>>732735783
Don't care still playing him

>>732734723
I like this not-trans character, the not-non-binary werewolf with a tail in human form, and the upcoming not-gay character

>>732734723
I've yet to play her, been busy these past 2 days
>>732735272
>The game gets better once you get into lobbies full of people who aren't gonna leave randomly and also know how to play
Is the matchmaking based on level/skill? because up to now 95% of the people I've been matched with ranged from competent to fucking cracked, both of which rolled my ass and forced me to 2/10 and that's with me improving too, like i know I'm trash, i don't play shooters that often but this is a bit bullshit

>>732735783
What’s wrong with him?

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>>732735783
Do care.
Still playing him.
I don't fucking know what Valve was thinking
>As slow as Abrams
>As squishy as Vindicta
>Same damage if not less than Haze
>Literally just run him down and he gets obliterated
>2 of his skills (Trap and shotgun) cooldowns are so massive they are barely worth using or investing in
>1 of his skills (Grenade) requires MASSIVE investments in gun damage to do anything but lightly tickle the opponent
>Even then the grenade requires T3 to gain charges and not be garbage
>His ult is good burst but it hardly compensate for all the drawbacks
>ALSO FUCKING REQUIRES T3 TO BE GOOD
>Many other spirit burst heroes in the game do similar damage compared to his ult and are not locked behind a 120 seconds of cooldown and T3 investment
>His gun is good but who fucking cares since so many other heroes in the game also have good guns and don't have a horrendously shitty skill set
The people constantly posting about
>"BUT I GOT MVP WITH BIG DAMAGE!!!"
Are having their entire team play around them. That doesn't make Venator good, it just means you played a gun hero and your team made opportunities for you to shoot your gun and stopped you from being raped by the enemy team.

With all that said I do have faith Valve will do fucking SOMETHING for him, anything.

>>732735783
>What went wrong?
Extremely basic bitch kit with nothing unique going for him, it's fine just not interesting

>>732737301
What’s your rank? You can see it on your profile. If you’re in the beginner rank you’re probably running into smurfs, unfortunately

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>>732737412
>What’s your rank?
IDK but I've played 10~15 games max
>you’re probably running into smurfs, unfortunately
I'm paying for all the times i raped newfags in urf & draft, this is my comeuppance

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>>732734723
She’s so sexy

>>732734723
kino

>>732734723
She's a transwoman btw

So what's the lore behind the horn? is she horny

>>732739771
>is a unicorn
>unicorns in deadlock's universe are still actually rare and mythological
>people will poach her horn
>become a sideshow freak and pretend to be a unicorn, so people think you are faking a unicorn as part of the act

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>>732737365
Also to add: Every single hero introduced so far had something unique about them mechanically wise, Venator is the only exception.
>REM has his tunnels and his followers which auto farm for him
>Graves has her summons and an auto aim gun completely unique to her
>Silver has the transformation mechanic and an entirely different set of skills for that transformation
>Celeste has lower gravity, better air control and bunny hopping
While Venator brought in nothing new
>"BUT HIS BLESSED ATTACKS"
"Blessed" attacks are just execution+pure damage in a single word, neither of which are unique to him (Geist, Shiv, GT, etc)

>>732739929
Venator brought Catholicism into the lore.

>>732739929
That might actually be what makes him unique among the new heroes. Simplicity doesn’t necessarily have to be a detriment.

>>732739929
Only hero besides Paradox with abilities that scale off weapon damage and boons instead of spirit power or melee damage.

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>play match
>were doing pretty good
>teammates start throwing mid match by repeatedly dying for no reason

>>732740150
I'd agree if the rest of his kit wasn't so terrible.
Also there is SO much potential wasted anyway.
Why not have made the sawed off shotgun an alt fire with the same properties as gut shot? He's an "Arms expert" for fuck sake. Make it fire independent of the machine gun and you have a gun hero with actual two guns and far more potential already.
This also opens up his second skill to be the leaked "battle vest" passive he had so that he isn't a shitty squishy hero and can actually perform well at close range.

>>732740207
>Only hero besides Paradox
Which in other words means that's not unique to him.

>>732740301
It confused me when I started this game and alt fire was just zooming in

>>732737301
>Is the matchmaking based on level/skill?
Matchmaking is fine it's the ranks that are broken. The ranked system is fucked right now because they made it really hard to derank. I can go on a 4 loss streak and not go down a single rank, then go 2 - 9 and get carried only to be promoted. This leads to having a bunch of people in your games that are way above their actual skill level.

>>732734723
very overpowered, she's practically the strongest spirit character throughout the early and midgame and her ult makes sure she's chunking hte entire team even in the late game. Her numbers need to be tuned down.

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>>732734723
Yoshi cooked. She looks and plays awesome

>>732740479
He really did. No other hero drips as hard while bunnyhopping mid-fight and lasering half the map. She's cracked, and she knows it.

>DEIlock

>>732740270
Some people have trouble letting go of the W key
You see the same shit in street brawl all the time where there's two people alive and one guy would go 1v4 for no reason

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they need to add more brain dead heroes.

I went back to Overwatch now its popping off and mogging deadslop

>>732741995
Cool, stay there tranny

>>732739816
Cool lore but also probably someone's bad end fetish

>>732741904
Grave's weapon range fucks me up, i always waste all my ammo without hitting anything then when i get in range it starts to reload

>>732735783
You have to play the monster hunter, out clevering your prey, but people just want to larp as le crusader man running it down. People are retarded and don't actually know van helsing

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>>732734723
Yes, I do!

>>732734723
She is... the last unicorn...

>>732742849
>You have to play the monster hunter
Which one, I hope it's not Dos

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>>732734723
>one of these patches valve decides to throw me into fucking oracle ranks
>no more comfy ritualist/emissary lobbies
>try to learn venator and silver and some new toons in general
>phantomchuds smell the fear from a mile away and kick my shit in during lane, every game
>can only barely survive if I'm playing my two comfort picks
let me go back

>hero's entire gimmick is source movement

SOVL

>>732743039
Worlds

Is there a no tattoo mod yet?

>>732738436
The only difference between cheerleader and stripper is the level of trashy: how many tattoos and fishnets

>>732735783
Cooldowns are way too high. Grenade having to be T3 to get charges is a bit of a joke. The trap having to arm is a bit of a nightmare for actually catching people with it. He has the highest bullet velocity but since they're still projectiles his gun still feels like shit due to Deadlock's hitreg.

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Dont fall in love with a stripper you retards...

>>732741843
>Some people have trouble letting go of the W key
which is also usually the other team as well, i try to get my team to stop playing like overwatch and just let the other team put themselves into bad situations, but they never listen lol

Tattoo is shit

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WHAT

DID

VALVE

MEAN

BY

THIS?

>>732743642
i don't know

>>732743642
Did you forget your meds again anon?

>>732743642
Gaben is a brony btw

>>732739929
he was supposed to be the nigga with True damage on command to fuck tanks.

Any1 wanna squad up in League?

>you can just camp Silver's ult as Sinclair and get a near 0 cooldown werewolf to pop at your disposal
That's just mean as fuck. I didn't even mean to camp her ult, I was aiming for Holliday most of the time.

>>732744674
Sinclair is too kino they need to polish his model

>>732734723
I wish she had bigger tits

>>732734723
Most obvious troon bait Ive seen in years

>>732744336
I don't use voicechat and I'm prone to ERPing for shits and giggles

>>732734723
I like her animations and spell effects, like the shield actually looks pretty unlike 95% of Deadlock spells that just look like placeholder shit

>>732746228
Paradox's wall...

How long did it take after the last vote for them to remove the queuing restrictions on the new heros?

>>732739929
he has this gimmick that his spirit and bullet res scale off his spirit, but the ratio at which it does and the lack of spirit scaling in most of his kit makes it really not worth it to build any but the most essential purple items

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Every time I try to play a gun build I miss my shots and feed and I'm ready to kill myself

>>732747094
months from what i remember.
my memory is fuzzy but it for sure didn't happen when the last character was released.

>>732743039
*hip checks the air next to you*

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Graves, my beloved

>>732745561
why does my joke have 0 replies? lmao must have triggered all the troons and fagz on this shit board

>>732743642
Okay good I'm not going crazy.
Is this not fucking Tara Strong voicing her?

Where are the ponyfuckers? Please confirm.

HOW DO I SILVER
I DON'T WANT TO BUILD MELEE

>>732747527
Sex with Darcy Graves.

I find weird that if you are playing in Spanish, Valve translated some names for the characters

Just lost an 78 minute long game

>>732742849
>Character looks like a bruiser
>Some anon is angry he doesn't play as one
I don't think he is that bad, he is somewhat up but not useless
But he needs to be tankier.
Give him more starting hp/per level and better scaling on his passive

>>732747989
They did that for every language

>>732739816
>i'm only pretending to be X, ironically
that sounds really stupid
esp in a world with spirits and werewolves and vampires
the tattoos and colors also don't help

who was the designer behind this shit?
is this someone's special donut steel OC character?

her 1st skill being close quarters feels wrong since she's great from a distance and her third one is amazing and has range
>>732742706
lol same

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>>732747619
Silver shouldn't build melee anyway wtf, her m1's in wolf form are still m1's
Get some mobility items, particularly stamina mastery. Get some good close range gun items like express shot, point blank, hunter's aura. Early on get a cold front to help proc wolf form, later replace it with a decay. Get dispel magic if you're getting debuffed to shit.
In human form, use bola to land easy point blank rifle slams to get into wolf form. If you're having issues landing bolas, use kick to land them easily.
Get 1 point in everything (wolf form point is urgent for the resists), then 2 points in rifle slam + kick + wolf, then max whatever you deem appropriate
Love Silver

>>732748890
Shes like a Lash
In and out with ber movement

Infernus's flame dash is insanely strong. Seriously how is no one talking about this.

>>732747527
>when tower is taken out her ult zombies pretty much turn into lane creeps
>nerfs opponents with her third ability
welcome back Undying

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>>732747619
you only need lifestrike, her first and second in wolf form are melee hits and will proc that nice heal, also her kick in human form
build gun items for her m1 swipes, point blank, hollow point, hunter aura are BiS, warp stone to chase faggots like lash and mina, get cold front and upgrade it done sell it because you can snare the fags and hit them with a wolf bite for a x50 damage multiplier usually a one shot
grab stamina mastery before mid game and invade enemy jungle

>>732740479
>mobilenegroid sized picture

>>732748994
It's his only good skill

>>732737365
How would you fix him?

>>732734723
She's fucking busted (though not really in Street Brawl). She's so fucking fast, and every game I've seen her in (besides one where the players was retarded) she got fed as fuck and became a killing machine with over 20 kills. It's probably just that nobody knows what to do to counter her or avoid her bullshit, but she's a menace for the time being.

>>732748994
whack that no one noticed he can clear waves at the start with just one dash lmao

>>732734723
i like her accent and abilities

too gaudy in design though

>>732745372
I wish she had top surgery scars

Celeste has the "hey, im walkin' 'ere" accent. Can burgers tell me what it is?

>>732749425
Its just new joisey

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>>732745372
I wish she has a huge equine penis.....for the lore accuracy.....obviously.
>>732747191
>I miss my shots and feed and I'm ready to kill myself
Literally me, surely we'll get better bro we just have to practice

>you can vote for apollo now
KEK literally why?

>>732749646
more votes = more popular
more popular = more broken

>>732749646
Rubbing it in

>>732749646
If he overtakes any previous character in number of votes by the time he releases, they get banned from play for a week

>>732749518
No wonder pocket is some they them faglord

Imagine not fucking Mina

>>732749242
I mostly like his kit I just think it's weird we have two characters with such similar ultimates (Vindicta's assasinate and Venator's stakes). I also don't like he how he basically zero incentive to build spirit since only his traps have spirit scaling. If they wanted to make him a gimmick character make all of his moves except his ultimate (trap included)scale off weapon damage and make his ult spirit scaling so you can either be a general purpose shooting warrior OR a massive spirit damage one shot elimination monster with refresher or give him a more standard Deadlock kit who can build in multiple directions. Having a priest with zero heal or support moves in a game with a lot of team-related synergies seems very strange.

>>732749719
He has daddy issues, he needs a strong imposing lover like silver to fill the hole his dad left in his chest

>>732747191
Split shot is what completely flipped gun builds for me from permanent failure to good success

>>732749719
Pocket is a good person. Of course he wouldn’t fuck a piece of shit like Mina

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>>732749758
After the ritual, Silver is returning to the Vatican with Venator.

>>732749891
Mina might be a brat but she's exceedingly ambitious and would have been perfect for Fairfax.

>>732743160
Wdym? Celestia's abilities don't have anything to do with movment from what i understand, only the shield grants a small movment boost

>>732749896
He's clearly too old for her, they don't strike me as having that kind of relationship

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>>732749503
Sorry buddy, I cant pick up on the 3728 different accents english speakers have. Whats bizarro is hearing a character talk perfect straight english and then someone comments "omg i love their gusladinban accent".

>>732749924
> and would have been perfect for Fairfax.
Yeah, only Arin wants to dismantle company, she’d be perfect for him if he was like his father and not the opposite

>>732749946
She has way more air control, can bunny hop, 4 stam starting, better momentum, etc. Her kit doesn't really accent it other then her gun and some spells having close range but her ult bounce + bubble could make it impossible to escape from if she has good movement.

>>732749993
>He's clearly too old for her
First off - LOL
Second off - considering the point is that Silver is a trashy fatherless directionless loser. I can easily see her getting attached to Venator at the very least as a father figure and even becoming a Christian herself

>>732750216
Sounds kino

>>732749993
Trash like Silver doesn’t have “too old” unless he’s no longer fit and healthy

>>732749946
Its built into the hero itself innately

>>732750296
>Trash like Silver
Must be miserable to be a tasteless HOMO, el padre should stone you to death

>>732751448
She’s a “girlfailure” aka a trash woman. Not actually a trash

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>>732737579
>I'm a fucking ritualist which is the 5th rank out of 11
Literally how? I can't fucking aim or move properly VALVE WHAT THE FUCK? Put me back please

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I like Celeste's ult

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>>732751448
>>732751546
She could be fixed

Silver is safehorny Vyper

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>>732752556
Vyper is so retarded she loops back around to funny
Silver is savebait
Both are very good

>>732752624
This

Silver looks like a model but woe is me shes so sad and depressed and she DRINKS
Literally I can fix her bait
Vyper is a total fucking trainwreck trasy whore
Only real fucks want to fuck her because she for sure has STDs

>>732752671
Snake STDs are nontransferable to regular humans.

>>732752556
Man fuck you people, can't a man love a Southern Belle with long fluffy hair and a drinking problem? I can't even remember the last time a video game woman both looked and sounded like this.

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>>732752497
You can't fix it if it's not broken
>>732752624
>Silver is savebait
She gives me charismatic loser vibes, like dante or hol horse from jojo, like if i was a girl i wouldn't call dante savebait, it doesn't fit

>>732752732
Demon stds however...

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time to let out THE BEAST
AWOOOOOOOOOO

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You CANNOT dispute this btw

>>732752753
>Man fuck you people
I'm not gay, go ask doorman and drifter they'll probably accept. You sick fuck.

>>732752775
Demon STDs aren't actually diseases, they're just really tiny demons that pretend to be diseases.

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>>732752807
Drop all heroes that aren't Silver or Ivy down about eight or nine tiers, then we'll be talking
Also move Ivy up a tier to S

>>732752807
>Yamato
>A

Huh?????

>>732752807
>yamato above holiday
>lady geist above wraith
Not sure if bait for (you)s and discussion or genuine shit taste but the rest is the basic bitch answer

where's the horse cock porn

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>>732752769
>She gives me charismatic loser vibes
That's the front she puts up for other people, but you hear her lines and you know she's really unhappy with herself and her situation
She can be both, basically

>>732752807

4chuds not beating the racist yellow fever allegations

>>732752860
Maybe he's gay, he wants her to shove her dildo head into his ass

>>732752807
Graves, Paige, Vindicta above Mina

>they dont know
Yamato is Japanese.
Valve is NOT making unattractive for her remodel lmao.

Trust.

>>732752885
>but you hear her lines
They reinforce my idea though
>and you know she's really unhappy with herself and her situation
It's not to the extent where she seems like savebait desu, dante had a depressing life too yet he's still more of a wacky wahoo pizza man then "savebait"

>>732752807
Anon's right. Swap Wraith and Yamato.

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>>732752950
Yeah but Dante's hardcore
Silver's not quite as cool as that

we already saw conehead's potential remodel anyway

she looks good

>>732752671
while I like silver I also don't understand this supposed trainwreck. She sounds well adjusted

>>732752885
You get it.

>>732752998
I didn't like the one with the hat
I like the fan mod one better, that makes her a normal human but keeps her conehead shape by stacking her hair on her head

Silver is just fucking depressed. She's even selfaware.

Vyper is going to die in five fucking years at the rate she's going. Like she spreads her pussy for Billy in the back of an alley. Come on.

>grave's only way to destroy her ult is landing TWO TELEGRAPHED PARRYABLE ATTACKS

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>>732753052
yeah yeah the clothes look really off but they clearly want to make her face look conventionally attractive

>>732753092
Huh, I thought she was going to be an oni or something.

>>732753114
only when she ults maybe

>>732749993

>Silver being unable to form stable healthy relationships

Damn, next you are gonna tell me she only does it raw

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>person has build that drains all of my damage and increases theirs while increasing their fire rate
Genuinely how am i supposed to fight them?

>>732753151
That'd be pretty cool. Especially if she hid horns under her hat.

>>732753052
the mod looks like Concord shit

>>732753292
Disarm her

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>>732752994
>Silver's not quite as cool as that
Too high of a par to fill anon, no one is as cool as dante, not even seven or the homobait priest, AND she's plenty cool as is.

>>732752769
>>732752950
Why the fuck are you comparing her to fucking Dante? She is literally nothing like Dante.

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Is there any other game with the desperation lines system? So good to get your blood boilling during fights

The game needs more ugly, monstrous, non-biped characters.

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>>732753273
>reddit spacing
>shit opinion
Like clockwork

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I like this one.

>>732753441
Both are bounty hunters who can transform and are broke as fuck, both are also losers with alot of chrisma, and both are cool

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lmao

>>732753518

>simping for the BPD chick

Damn, I can tell you never developed the survival skills to run yourself newfag

I wanna pet that dawg

>>732753767
do not boop that merry suicidal canine

>>732753495
I also like desperation lines because it also shows true character. Mina is prime example who is extremely cocky when she’s winning and goes “THIS ISNT FUN ANYMORE” when escaping at low health

>>732753803
same when she calls people creep. Meanwhile Beebop gets even more badass, Lash doesn't drop the facade because he's HIM

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>>732753625

>>732753000
She has negative self esteem and she's always working to pay rent

>>732753798
Imma pet that dawg

>>732753918
NO BOOP

>>732753767
Same, i wanna touch he hand and scratch her ear and maybe even touch her tail probably fluffy tail, best case scenario she acts like a dog which is cute, worst case scenario I'll be mauled to death after i trigger a transformation, worth desu.

>>732753957
Imma boop
>>732753992
Hell yeah

>>732753495
Dota does have them

>>732754205
explains where it came from

>>732735783
Pure damage. Executing ult. Can't make anything else good because of these two things. Its a nightmare to chase him because of his abilties, but you choose not to and he is worthless. Great in team fights but all other m1s-gun-carries can do his role better.

>>732749242
Give his knockback charges.

>>732755590
Give everything charges.

>>732734723
YOU JUST KNOW

>>732737306
Bad numbers.

when are they gonna make calico not look like total shit? I like her kit but i don't play her specifically cause she is ugly af. A balding black woman, are you fucking serious?

>>732755948
I keep fucking suggesting to make Calico egyptian themed in the forums

>>732755948
>A balding black woman, are you fucking serious?
saar this is the needful of the dei representation character, same as they/them asian boy

>>732755948
>A balding black woman
Unironically it would be fine if she was actually bald, the way it she has a bun ontop of her head, which looks stupid
>i like her kit
i couldn't make it work, best i could for my team is distract the enemies, i did no damage and couldn't tank for shit, but i was annoying so there's that i guess

>>732752884
Wait your turn pal, I'm still waiting for silver dog dick art

>>732755948
Eventually, but probably not for awhile. By my count there are 19 characters who are still clearly unfinished.

>>732752807
Actually true

>>732755948
>I like her kit
I don't. Specifically I hate her slash because I'm always either too close or too far for it to actually connect, and her ult is retarded. This is the same game that has Pocket ult that does 6 million damage

>>732756124
good idea, keep doing it

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>>732743642
Daily reminder that bronies are the most powerful race on earth

she's really fun but the games matchmaking sees fit to make me want to pluck out my eyes with how unbalanced every single game is.

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>>732735783
whatever you say heathen, or rather
enjoy the limited time you have left on this earth you filthy dog fucker

>>732743434
but i fall in love with paige just fine

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>>732734723
She's based.

>>732757939
god I hate cuckstian larpers, even more if you're american since you don't actually follow the only true version aka roman catholicism

b-but I voted for the demon guy

>>732743642
>Celeste: "Friendship is magic!"
Totally based quote.

>>732747619
go gun silver and dont touch her ult. simple as

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Werewolf pussy.
Ever thought about that, huh deadtards?

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>>732756124
WE
WUZ
QUEENS N SHEEEET

>>732758298
More than I'd like to admit. But what about Werewolf tummy?

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>>732752624
>>732752497
>>732752802
>>732758298
>>732742893
its a serious dog eat dog world out there bros.
need a drink?

>>732758034
i lold hard when i heard this line it was so out of left field

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>>732758430
Always

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>>732758067
I don't mind religious people, but terminally online niggas larping tradcaths is so fucking gay. You aren't saving the white race by posting christ is king you're just fat and have never been to a church since you were a kid.

>>732752807
Yamato belongs in F as long as she's an ayy lmao. Haze belongs up a tier.

>>732758430
bruh she looks like a hot mess

>>732752807
take another look at paradox thighs and remake you list

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>>732758298
>>732758430
>>732758934

>>732737365
>>Same damage if not less than Haze
He has anti-heal stuff, which is very valuable, especially against certain enemy carries (you mentioned Abrams, also Viktor, etc, that get picked often.

>>Literally just run him down and he gets obliterated
>>2 of his skills (Trap and shotgun) cooldowns are so massive they are barely worth using or investing in
You ignore your defensive skills that prevent you from being run down, and complain you get run down.

>>732737365
You should be able to switch weapons in spawn and pick shotgun or nade launcher as primary and if you do the machine gun becomes a skill to replace the one that's your primary weapon

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>>732758067

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>>732758298
No, but I've been thinking about werewolf knot.

>>732743060
I'm Oracle V, I can't even do half the cool moves people do to move around the map, I legit have no fucking idea why they didn't make rank degrade as time passes, spamming this game very early on just made half my heroes rise my rank despite being forever since I played them...

Flopping tranny deadcock.

>>732758067
The good thing is their god hates blasphemy so they'll rot in hell

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did they optimize it in the last year
it ran pretty well but had some rough spots in lategame teamfights
>upgrade your toaster
soon

>>732759954
just put on dlss

>>732758067
>>732759070
Based

>>732758430
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SaaQzgZu09g
reference

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>>732759838
>minafag wastes postcount to let everyone to know he's gay
Another spectacular example of minaposters, as expected

>>732749719
>>732749758
>>732749891
There is nothing stating he wasnt clapping cheeks
The assassination attempt from his father is what made it end

>the only male asian character is a tranny whose name implies it's a post op
>the only Irish character has the letters "IRA" displayed in capital when he ults

>>732734723
I love futa horsecocks

>>732758067
Based
Spamming Christ is king in his release thread was funny but that was a week ago and they are still going. It's real reddit energy never letting the joke end and I can already see in a few years le epic crusade DEUS VULT MY FELLOW REDDITORS shit will still be sent
You are not Catholic, nobody on this board is one, or at least a good one.

>>732759838
>mina taking silver's knot
Fund it now

>>732752807
Ivy not being the queen is bizzare
She practically sold the game for most of its life span
I knew what ivy looked like before I knew what deadlock looked like

>>732761035
Mina saved it

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>>732761035
>sold the game for most of its life span
>it sold the game when the game was tiny and looked like concord
Thats not a compliment to Ivy, my friend.

>>732761035
She's definitely what got to try it, still my most played hero

>>732735846
Nigga you can not call anyone else abilties boring and like Ven
His ult is just gray talons standard abilty
His non ults are like filler abilities for any other character

>>732761208
It was Doorman but nobody is gonna say it.

>>732761235
Deadlock peak was during the ivy gets posted everyday on /v/
I think they made her too cute in the model updated, she lost the appeal of being a monster girl

>>732760272
Mins is insane bitch, I really hope Arin didn’t fuck her as it would gnaw on her self esteem until end of her life

>>732761235
Luv tubes

So when does the game release in full? Any prediction?

>>732762061
Probably a year from now

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>>732735783
He's not, people are playing him as a pos1 carry like wraith, warden or infernus.
But his real role is an anti-carry meant to delete a high value hero like the carry with his ult.

>>732762061
A year at least if not more
Too many heroes have unfinished models
Core parts of the game need reworked. Jungle needs fleshed out. Midboss too. More objectives are needed.
No draft system. No solo/duo que yet.
The map is still unfinished even if the recent progress is a good start.

>>732762061
When they add a cash shop and cosmetics to every hero. The game will basically be ready for release in a couple of months.

>>732760654
>>732760892
Hot

>>732762061
Look at the new patron bases and look at Celeste now look at the rest of the map and the OG roster

>>732762061
I think it's still a while away
I get the feeling we're still in for another big-ish map rework with some new stuff to do on it along with pretty-ing it all up
most heroes need some touch ups too. I really don't want a Dota situation where some old heroes are just ugly and lacking in presentation compared to newer ones
or where they need to make a big deal over every remodel for an older hero
or they sell you an arcana that is basically a remodel

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>>732743642
You are very, very late

>>732743642
Schizo

Other sparkles look like that

>>732762061
Supposedly HLXis already done, so now devs can go back to their own stations, and I'd reckon Deadlock is Valve's current 'all hands on deck' game to work on atm. With that, I wouldn't be surprised if the game will have a few major updates this year, with a slight chance of proper marketing or announcement for monetization and such.

>>732766154
There is no half life x
you guys need to stop with the copium, you're gonna kill yourselves eventually.

>>732752807
Mina is mega overrated

>>732766271
retard

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>>732734723
>deadlock is already flopping like dogshit
>loses in viewership to League Teamfight Tactics
So this is the power of Valvejeet's marketing shills
KWAB

newfag heros seem to be abrrams, seven, graves, ivy, pocket, mcginnis, dynamo, doorman generally
while oldfag heros seem to be vyper, vindicta, lash, drifters, the doorman's portal2 ability, mirage

>>732767786
>viewership
why do riot shills use twitch count

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>>732768153
>The biggest streaming website d-doesn't count!!!
KEK Valvetranny is coping hard it seems like

>>732767786
>>732768826
She's not taking the 2XKO EoS well at all.

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i wish the game was public, the aesthetics are so cool.

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>>732767786
Dude you post in every deadlock thread. Don't you have a ranked game to lose or something?

Obsessed retard.

>>732769067
you can get a invite from the steam forums buddy it takes zero effort

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>>732769009
>>732769127
Oooh, I made Valvetroons dilate and fume hard, it seems like.

>>732769213
Keep posting twitch numbers, see if I give a fuck, retard.

I got games to play that are actually enjoyable and not a sloppified anime skinnerbox.

>>732747557
No, it's Cassandra Lee Morris. Tara Strong is speculated for REM due to the boyish voice she's known for.

>>732769367
The irony coming from a Valve shill, the same company that literally popularizes and introduces the concept of microtransactions, DLCs, and loot boxes in video games. CS2 is literally banned in most countries because of the gambling and loot boxes. You are a brown third-worlder with brain damage on top of outing yourself as underage zoomer.

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>Every match has a Rem in it
Holy fucking shit just let me ban the rat already

Fuck Bebop
All my niggas hate Bebop

>>732737365
>run him down

I wish he could just throw his traps at his feet. It would help give him a way to disengage that shit but still require skill to do.

>>732770170
>t. Lash

>>732770104
I buy counter spell every game because every team almost always has a REM, or Lash, or Paige, or Bebop etc

>>732752807
Vyper will take queen when she gets her new model.

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>>732753546
Jin if he girl

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>>732770104
>play against rem in lane
>he buffs the troopers and they push in immediately no matter what I do
what the FUCK do i do

>>732734723
Her playstyle is good but idk about her appearance, kinda wish they gave her a animal head like Bill or something because her being a normal woman with dyed hair and a horn sticking out of her head is weird looking

>>732752807
The S stands for Sex I guess

>Wraith and Haze that low
terrible taste

>>732749242
His shotgun blast should have charges rather than the traps.
Increase the stun duration on the shotgun slightly so you can actually potentially score a melee hit off of it like the T3 upgrade implies.
Furthermore, the range of the shotgun is so small, I frequently am too far away for it to land while practically in melee range.
Traps have a long arming time, a tiny radius, and barely root for any duration at all when you actually land one. I genuinely don't know how to fix them apart from increasing their root duration by almost double? You can just shoot them to get rid of them anyway.
Massively buff the scaling on his resistances that scale with spirit. Literally the only benefit he gains from spirit is trap damage, which is pitiful, and a minor increase in bullet and spirit resistance. Make those bonuses stand out so you can actually justify buying some spirit items on him. As it stands, he's totally cucked out of buying tons of utility items because they do literally nothing for him aside from their actives. If they at least made him somewhat tankier, it would justify purchasing a Silence Wave or something on occasion.

>MOBAslop

>>732734723
How big is her futa cock?

>>732774460
She doesn't have one. She's biologically female.

>>732774460
>How big is her futa horse cock?

FTFY

How do I Paradox?

>>732774460
>The average erect length of a horse's penis ranges from 20 to 24 inches
Which is around 50 cm to 60 cm, depending on your hight that's the length of an arm, which is to say it will feel like she's fisting but with the power of her entire body thrusting instead of only the arm

>>732774690
Try to square a circle, that usually gets the job done.
Buddy what makes you think i know? I'll tell you when I'm actually able to play the game instead of dying on cooldown and ending up cump dumpster'ed with a 0/15/1 k/d/a

>>732743642
/)

>>732774460
25 inches of horse cock

>>732742706
Fucking same. She's a lot harder than I thought because of that. Since her main move is based purely off collecting essence it requires you to be super up close when she's supre squishy.

What's the general build for Celeste? It seems like typical spirit build most the time. Does she have any good gun builds? She seems like a gun build would be interesting on her.

>>732775618
I saw her get split shot once in street brawl and that seemed pretty nutty.

>>732758034
I feel like Graves and Celeste would like each other. They might be opposites, but they both still have some street edge to them.

>>732749003
It's not Tombstone, they're Treants that explode.

>>732771289
you just have to buy monster rounds if you lane against him, there's nothing else you can do
It's also bullshit that he fully heals the creep when he buffs one.

>>732774460
I'm ashamed to say it's probably bigger than Silver's.
>>732775618
Spellslinger goes crazy with her 3 having five charges and her abilities being so spammable. You benefit a lot from the attack speed because your 1 makes your attacks do flat bonus spirit damage. You can also benefit a lot from Spiritual Overflow.

>>732742893
I started playing her yesterday
Why didn't you niggers tell me she's fun?

>>732774690
she's not easy to play, but by what I learned from the streamers
>every time you hit the snipe, use the stun time to land a headshot (which is why headshot items are so good on her)
>the snipe does magic damage but scales off of your gun damage
>the wall seems to do most of the damage of that snipe>wall>swap combo at the earlier stages of the game

>>732776480
i tried to tell you
she's kinda undertuned numbers wise but besides that she's so fuckingfun to play for some reason

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>get the most toxic venator on the enemy team
>also get the most wholesome dynamo on my team
Based, i hate silent players although i get it, still it's very boring.

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So I'm not crazy in thinking Silver's just werewolf Dean Winchester right?

>>732778586
Silent players ain't all bad if they pay attention to what you tell them to do when needed, better than someone with a shitty mic screaming in your ear hole because you decided to play bit more casual than lock in today

>"STOP FUCKING AROUND!!!.......BROOOOOOOOO! YOUR SHIT! ARRRRRAGH FUCK!"
>Along with the sound of their mother screaming him to get off the game and go take a shit or dinner is ready