So much for that "Go woke go broke" huh?
>35
surely they could get the devs and friends to give a good rep and get at least 100 positive reviews all together?
Nobody has heard of or cares about this game but /v/ will make endless threads about it cause it has niggers in it
>>732741197>peak player count 57wow, this game has an amazing player to positive review ratiotake that CHUDS
>>732741312>NOO DONT LAUGH AT OUR RETARDED AGENDA GAMES NOOO YOU CANT TALK ABOUT THAT NOOO GO BACK TO POL NOOO MODS DO SOMETHINGwhy are you like this
>>732741332All those reviews are probably MSM journalists
>>732741102
>>732741312You don't seem to understand how closely this game was watched.>Game made by south africans>Fortnite graphics>Sidescroller>Play as black people stealing artifacts from evil western museumsIt's the Concord Effect and Schadenfreude that we are taking enjoyment in its demise.Learn to laugh at things that deserve it.
>>732741312>stop making fun of us I mean those leftists, they're such... n-ni-niggers s-see I'm one of you chu-.. guys...
>>732741312This game got far more publicity than it deserved
Peak player count: 57
>>732741312>H-hey guys! Stop making fun of the bad game! Just ignore it! no need to hold the devs accountable for making shit!
>>732741102Now post the player count.
>>732741369>>732741559>>732741824Yeah im sure you'll look back on your life and cherish these memories and share them with your grandchildren
>>732741102i completely forgot about this>57guess the "fans" did too
>>732742314>"Daddy, what were some notable examples of destructive pandering to the game market?">"Sit right down, son, and I will tell you."
>>732741312>Nobody has heard of or cares about this gameYeah I wonder why, is it because of the wokeshit in the game
>>732742314I personally demolished this DEI woke brown trash so damn right I will.
>Dark Fantasy
>>732741102Wait, it's out?
GIBSME DATFOFREE
>>732741369>>732741497>>732741559>>732741824I could feel those limp wrists trembling typing this shit outGet real ya fags Who cares about this garbageGetting worked up over culture war trash like a bunch of cattle
>30 people playing this woke garbage>over 51k people playing mewgenicsOh yeah, we lost BIGLY
>>732743870seems like you care quite a bit
>>732742962>>732743689lol lets not pretend you'll have kids now, youll get to cherish these memories alone on your death bed
>>732741102looting is based
>>732741824They'll be held accountable by their sales. Shitposting on 4chan about it doesn't do shit.
>>732742314>>732743870>uhhh no i dont care just shut omg jeez i dont care guys really DO BETTER
>>732741751>this owns chuds
>>732744176>Shitposting on 4chan about it doesn't do shit.retard
>>732744430You niggers lose the culture war all the time cause you fags are so fucking gay
>>732741102Oh fuck Trump brothers, I heard him say that if relooted had positive review scores he would resign and let Kamala take over!This can't be happening maga bros! We worked so hard only for relooted to have positive scores? NOOOOOO what about our dream? What about our 2nd ammendment rights?
>>732743870what is a good thread then? what is worth talking about? are there any good games coming out or that have come out recently?
>>732741102>mostlyI'm not sure how the ranking works but isn't it VERY supposed to be considered the general audience metric of success? Valve changed how the system works albeit when it was just simply positive and negative. So hard to judge on how it worked pre VERY and OVERWHELMINGLYMy basic understanding is very positive means that it's liked by most of the audience but still has some valid critiques in areas. People complain about a neutral option doesn't exist on the store page but i would say that doesn't matter and you might just need to put it in negative if you think there are issues that wouldn't make it in to a positive.
>>732744616>what is a good thread then?they like to make thread about e33 saying it's shit, literally israel and AI slop
The gameplay for Reloited reminds me of this 2D sidescrolling parkour game for the Ouya.
>>732742314Your side is pro abortion, you will end up in some shitty nursing home where a nigger will kill you and steal your last possession
guys guys guys it's 10% off! get it while the offer stands! BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY
Their studio is about to close down...
>>732741464>Environment storytelling
Noooooo don't take the wooden masks and clay dildos NOOOOOOOOO
>>732741102Blast havers ww@?
Remember in Black Panther were the Africans had access to nuclear energy and body modifications and sci-fi technology and lost to the British who had wooden ships and gunpowder and had their super-technology looted?>make them god people>but if they don't get looted, they can't play the victim
>>732744745That's already happening today in Trump's America and it's gonna get worse the second dough boy Vance runs
>>732743870>I could feel those limp wrists trembling typing this shit outdamn, hope your arthritis gets better soon
The raped
You dipshits are hating it for the wrong reason. Yeah there's black people, whatever. The game sucks because it's about heist planning that's 90% pushing tables around and having NPCs use the cool gadgets for you, parkour that's stiff and canned animations on specific obstacles with a godawful clone of Mirror's Edge runner vision, and the it spends more time in conversations between missions than gameplay when the missions themselves are half setup and half chase sequence with blind jumps into deathtraps.Also although the tutorial is very heavy on "we're stealing these centuries-old artifacts from museums that are washing them from their inventory into private collections to avoid treaties mandating their return", the first mission you do after that is steal Olympic gold medals as a favor for a friend from a man who bought them at auction.
>>732742314>>732743870Kamala lost.
>>732744807Good riddance. Less ANC propaganda flooding this medium, the better. Ever since Barrack Obama started fellating Nelson Mandela we were doomed to get this communist agitprop garbage flooding every piece of media. Or i could just use the softened word everyone uses these days by calling it 'woke'.
>>732744931>the Africans had access to nuclear energy and body modifications and sci-fi technology and lost to the British who had wooden ships and gunpowderNo, I don't remember that at all. I do remember Wakanda having all that shit and sitting back and embracing isolationism while the triangle trade happened outside their borders though
>>732745271>communist agitprop garbageWe all know how big Communists are on private property and repatriation.
>>732744807Why do nigger women have that hairline, far left?
>>732745337Putting your hair in constant low-level tension, like from a ponytail, can kill the root
>>732744807How many of these are actual Africans and not 5% Africans
>>732743870you type like a fag
>>732744016i have three kids, how many do you have?
>>732741102If this game satisfies it's niche audience sufficient to turn a profit and sustain the developer's ability to continue servicing that audience I am happy for them, and hope for their continued success within their niche.
>>732741312you only get one shot champgot to make it count
>repossess artifacts from evil white men museums>instead of getting them to african museums like you should, you keep them for yourselfcannot make this shit up
>>732745280>No, I don't remember that at allWakanda seethes about Vibranium weapons being in a British museum.
>>732741751Eh, that's on the same level than the most profitable franchise on Earth!Get rekt chuds!
>>732745776That's not something you need to make up anon
>>732745325>We all know how big Communists are on private propertyI'm sorry I'm not understanding your question in relation to this statement. Are you asking about whether communists CAN be big on private property? because that's a circumstantial answer which sometimes can mean yes. In relation to the ANC it would be a different answer compared to the historical examples. If that sounds so prosperous to you then it's already example of how many people don't understand communism.
>>732744807Oh god, imagine the smell in there...
>>732743971why do i keep seeing this video everywhere on /v/ today
>>732745234I hate niggers but I played the demo weeks ago without knowing anything and the game was pretty much what you said. Of course because it is bad I can also say it is flopping because of politics and I would be right about that too.
>>732745821Town Hero is the most profitable franchise on earth?
>>732745280The whole introduction of Killmonger is robbing a museum to take back shit.
>>732741102>game where you play niggers that steal shitpottery!
>>732746287Pokémon is. Town Hero is made by the same studio.So if your game is garbage that only get sub-100 peak players on Steam, you can keep hope.
>>732746329He's stealing stuff because it's made of vibranium, but then he throws vibranium spears around like they grow on trees.
>>732741312This but unironically, and both of us will continue to visit these threads
>>732746329Isn't Killmonger from Chicago?
>>732741312You mean it’s perfectly fine to laugh at it, since despite all your (and don’t even try to deny you were doing it) whining about it being free advertising, nobody bought it?
>>732741102The 'game' is blatant anti-white propaganda, I'm sure the few lunatics who are playing it love that fact
>>732741725I only heard about it on 4chan
this steam review by AryanHitlerWomenKiller is accurate, I'd say.>phonepostingI am relooting my toilet for african artefacts, plz understan.
Keep it up akhuyas
>>732745821>Tembo, a shitty mobileslop/XBLA-tier game that was literally unplayable at launch on Steam, somehow still had 7x more players than LTH I can't even laugh at this anymore, it's just too damn pathetic. . .
>>732747931qrd?
>>732741312https://www.cnn.com/world/africa/relooted-video-game-african-artifacts-western-museums-spchttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyg4lgm1d2ohttps://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/relooted-african-artifacts-game-9.7080541>>732741824It's the press, and the governments that funded it that are bigger issues. Some indie devs made some shit. No big deal there.
>>732741312Retard
>>732748454Should've been an Epic exclusive so that dev can at least steal some welfare money from Timmy instead of flopping on Steam.
all of those artifacts were gifted to eu countries btw, just like the indians complaining about shit that the uk still has. it's all just cope because their ancestors didn't actually give a fuck about their history and culture
>>732748676I guarantee it will be free on epic and other subscription places.
>the guards in the game are robotsShame, would've liked to have white dudes so I can gameover on purpose, but you can't really lose in this game due to how it's designed.
Who cares about some literally who game from SA? You guys probably marketed this game with these threads more than the actual fucking devs.
>>732747347>phonepostingI think you deserve more shit for posting your own review, faggot.
>>732748998Most of the marketing from this game came from the usual fucks in media. It got fucking CNN coverage.If you're remotely serious, just filter the title.
>>732741497White South Africans or black South Africans?
All the “art” you steal mud masks with animal hairThey dont even pretend to have anything worth preserving
>>732741102The amount of Leftoids seething in this thread is hilarious
>>732745234>The game sucks because it's about heist planningNah Heist planning games are fun. Just this one's not. I've commented on both the politics and the actual game merits itself. It's not even competent in it's own field. Crookz the Big Heist, Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine. Even Monaco 2 is still better than this game despite being a let down compared to the first. And Cyber Knights: Flashpoint or Quadrilateral Cowboy are what i what i would consider actually well executions of that idea and are somewhat comparable in game scope. It doesn't set out to what it's supposed to do in any meaningful way.
>>732749587>leftoidsWhere?All I see are conservacucks saying we shouldn’t mock stuff because it’s bad optics
>>732749287White South Africans which makes it even more hilarious
>>732741197That's about as many people that have played it according to steam charts. My money is that nearly all of those are the devs themselves.
THREAD THEME:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qS-7VMr28o
>people who see it's shit from the get-go won't buy it and won't review it>people who know it's shit and eat it anyway love itYou don't say.
>lead devs/programmers all white>story, artwork and "community and culture consultants" are all blackw-what did they mean by this?
>>732749913You just know
Nobody here would know these games exist if not for hate-advertisers like OPYOU directly contribute to these games flopping a little bit less hard than they would otherwise.
>>732741102there's no need to make 1 billion threads about ts
>>732744807>Staff is 25 people>Positive reviews are at 35I'm not saying they all gave their game a positive review, but I'm not not saying it either.
>>732749982They sold 20 extra units. Whoopty fucking do.
>>732750040>dont celebrate your mortal enemies taking yet another massive Lfuture gunperson
>>732745776Anon, Africans don't have a concept of Museums. Or even maintaining shit for future use. It's literally a foreign concept to them that until Europeans came they just never did. Ironically making the very same Europeans better at safeguarding ancient African history than the actual Africans.
>>732750191>mortal enemiesYou are mentally insane
>>732743913mewgenics looks absolutely reddit-core. what's so good about it?
what's the gameplay?
>>732741312>N-Nobody c-cares about this g-game, am I right fellow chuds! I-Ignore leftist failings! You a good goy-GUY! I meant GUY! If you don't pay attention to the man behind the curtains!
>Lower peak (57) than Dustborn (83)Can't believe the EU didn't finance the game with their international development fund. Huge missed opportunity there.
>>732741102Still seems like a baller game idea. Payday 2 was so long ago and there isnt much to scratch the heist itch.They should make a sequel to that one day...
>>732750245what pronouns should i use to address you, dont want to trigger another mass shooting at a high school
>>732743870Bait
>>732744176>Shitposting on 4chan about it doesn't do shit.Then why are you "guys" always so mad?
>>732749913I feel like they're just doing this to paid. Like shitty woke games can be used to "create work".>Hey Sony, let us make a woke game for you>okay lol here's 100m dollars
>>732742314>Grandpa you told me that video games used to be really shitty back when you were younger, but I have so much fun with the current ones, what happened?>Well basically there was a global psyop to make shitty video games as a form of money laundering and propaganda spreading. Because we actually talked about these things and got them shut down, games are good now>Thanks granddad!
>>732750458>He conventiely forgets the huge race war wherein all the Jews were exterminated and Niggers were sent back to Africa (except 10/10 goth sheboons)
>>732750520Oh that'd be common knowledge to the child at that point, the more niche information like Gamergate 3 wouldn't be taught in school like the second Holocaust, also known as the "First Real Holocaust".
>>732741312And rightfully so. It’s Jewish and Indian shills. Nobody cares about another DEI niggerslop propaganda game and therefore nobody will play it and hate niggers even more :)
WAKANDAH FOH EVAAAAAA EBOMBE EBOMBE EBOMBE>steals ancient fried chicken watermelon kfc relic to sell on facebook marketplace for scratchoff tickets and a bottle of sprite
so is the game just bad or? How does stuff like this fail to get 3 digits players at launch?
>>732750278You're a underage normalfag. You will not get it.
>>732750676we gon still fuck yo whyte girl doe sit down timmy
>>732750191i don't gaf let me play games you ball of grease
>>732741312This is exactly what's happening but because it has niggers in it /v/ will pretend this is TORtanic.
>>732750684It's literally "WE WUZ KANGZ" propaganda. It features playing as niggers who steal "priceless african artifacts" from white people to put them in some shitty mudhut shithole that's supposed to be a "museum". Devs also unironically believe that all historical artifacts should be "returned" to their original cultures where they can be destroyed, disrespected or sold to warlords for alcochol and crack.
>>732750750How is he stopping you playing games?Are you okay lad?
Niggers
>>732750848he's schizophrenic and Thinks stuff like concord with cause world war III
