>Stream 1Now: Kingdom Hearts II Final MixNext: Mirror's Edge Later: Super Mario Bros. 3>Stream 2Now: NothingLater: Mario Party DShttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732721124
when is stream 2 on
QUICK MIG
Migged
i migged as fast as i can
>>732752105One more hour
>>732752105>>732752156I need you to sit down when I tell you this....Its actually in 2.5 hours....
>>732752254
why are they scottish
This is the Scottish ESA
I feel like Im getting tired of speedrunning in general. Even in ideal conditions like a game I like with a normal and charismatic runner/couch, etc I just realize Ive seen every game or every type of game run 100 times over at this point.Even if I havent specifically seen the game, I have seen things like it (Bob the Builder, like other shitty kids games with mini games) or I get it withkn the firat 5 minutes and ask myself "Am I really going to watch another 2 hours of this?" like Tiger Woods PGA Tour.
miggy
>Mario Party DS disappeared from the schedule and the start of stream 2 was pushed back by an hourw-wha
>>732752395Instead of speedruns everyone got the runs.
>>732752341
>>732752395What? How many times are they gonna lie like this?Is not keeping to a schedule another European thing us Americans just dont understand or something?
>>732752461Half of the event floor are stuck in their bed or throwing up their breakfast rn, at least I warned you
>>732752395>It's realIt's over
>>732752395Like these KH runners said earlier, everyone's catching the con flu
Mizzow wants to be metako so bad but he has no charisma and he has the most dogshit run ideas
>I need to play sex>Never played sex
speedy miggers
Looks like it's an Olympic morning for me then
>>732752064I'm in
>>732752665Metako only has charisma when running at ESA.His own streams hes a wet blanket and usually mad rather than having a good time. Kind of like spikevegeta and, well a lot of them I guess.Now that I think of it, what causes this trend of people having a good time and beinf cheery at these events but then miserable and silent in their own streams?
>>732752395you WILL watch KH and you WILL enjoy it.
So… past 48 hours been shit?
Migging frighteningly
>>732752856I liked the crash racing trilogy.
>>732752856Literally. Everyone is suffering from diarrhea after taking turns from the American trannies. It's a pandemic!
Was Tiger Woods good? Im nostalgic for those games..
>>732752808Even having one mate with you irl running is a massive boost. It's also different when you run the same game over and over for your job but it's better than being a wagie (teacher in Metako's case)
>>732753046Yes. Runner was on fucking point.
>>732753046one of the best runs of the event
So what's the betting deadpool on which runners die from the ESflu?
>>732752861I need to rewatch this gay show.
>>732753152"ESflu"I know what you are.
>>732753046Seemed alright for 5-10 minutes but then I realized its him just htting close to the hole then putting it in with an occassional hole in one and decided I dont need to watch another 2 hours of that
>>732753152>ESfluHopefully it's not the Spanish flu
TAKE THAT
only 2 more hours>>732752537it is really that bad there?
>>732753250>anon describes what someone playing a golf game as fast and skillfully as possible would look like
>mario party cancelled>in its place we get le heckin puppers modern indie run by a tranny
>>732753184its the best
>>732752537tech issues, nipah virus outbreak, bad scheduling, GDQ blacks only event, olympics, nfl, why did exactly everything go wrong?
>>732753350I hope they wear their collars and bark :3c
>just noticed what they replaced Mario Party DS with
>>732753301Doesnt make it entertaining.Im not gonna watch a 5 hour visual novel speedrun either, and me accurately describing it as them just holding the skip button doeant invalidate this.
Plum's song has been stuck in my head the whole day. Have they even played it this marathon?
>>732753436Anon it's an on topic meme
>>732753436melty
>>732753436must not have been that funny since no one noticed your ban
>>732753417and it ends on valentines like why did they move it a week early just to conflict with everything in the universe
>>732753464Yesterday before borderlands run
>>732752861It's a miracle the "let's do some weird shit" production of this show happened. It's like they tricked a network into it by promising them a detective procedural with an established IP, then mostly abandoning that by S2 and going full arthouse by S3.
>>732753480so was mine>>732753481report harder tranny>>732753490it was in super dead morning hours
>>732752861>Dark and brooding Shikonoko nokonoko koshtantan intensifies
man kingdom hearts is so fucking gay
>ricky's yugioh run right when i get off from work, yay>check schedule again>yugioh suddenly moved to tomorrow morningdamn it
>>732753184What is it called? Is this supernatural?
>>732753682Hannibal
>>732753259It's all about the China flu these days.>>732753417>nipahSo now they named another one after an anime meme?
>>732753682It's the Hannibal tv series, it's psychological thriller stuff, not supernatural
>>732753682Hannibal (2013)It a tv show that had no right being so good as it was.
The based let yourself be surprised by the schedule chuds win again
>>732753704>>732753745>>732753750thanks gamers i live under a rock
Meanwhile in Malmö
>>732753510No Winter 25 meant that Melodifestivalen booked the hotel for our usual spot that year, and then claimed it again this year>>732753464I played it inbetween Toree Saturn and Borderlands 4 yesterday, there was an immediate uptick in plum plush sales>>732753417Lower tech setup testing because we didnt have the hotel for as many days as usual, thats also why stream started at 6pm>>732753281I have had 7 dms in the past hour about sick runners, my roommate hasnt left his room in 2 days>>Schedule generallyIf I had better options I would be taking them, I don't. You were either getting this, no overnights, no stream 2, or potentially both
>>732753817What happened? I thought everyone was shitting and pissing their pants because they hate KH and randomizers.
>>732753682Hannibal, AKA "Mads Mikkelsen cooks a lot of nice looking meals, just don't think about where he got the ingredients"
>>732753919based tech insider>went to bed right before Plum got playedFUCK
>>732753425they didn’t replace it with anything it was supposed to be in 16 minutes
>>732753919Don't envy you tech crews with having to deal with this but good job keeping it up
>>732753665"mature" 16 year old tranny who cant beat it
>>732752665>>732752808Agree with those 100%. It's cool that Mizzow now carries on the legacy of long ass FF runs, but he's a natural born sidekick, not a carry. Nothing bad about this, both are important. But it's not the same with him as the sole runner. But then, I started watching some of Metako's twitch streams, I assumed that due to his marathon popularity, those would also be very popular, but no, it's usually 10 watchers or so. And after watching a few, I knew why, they simply aren't as good as his marathon runs. He obviously needs a few guys to interact with, can't do it alone.
>>732753919Gonna need you to drag the Mario Party runner out of his room at gunpoint
>>732753919I cum for plum
>>732754128Trade offer, I cant get you Mario Party DS, but I will get you a bonus Mario Party run by the end of the eventShake on it
>>732753919damn, hope they get fine after a few full days of rest. Sucks to wait for an event like this and then getting fucked by the flu or whatever virus is around
>>732754208that would be wonderful. thank you
>>732754115It's only normal Metako and Josh look worn out on their streams. You can't be witty or high-energy 100% of the time.>>732754002>picI still miss him brehs...
>Kingdom Sharts>Again
>>732754208>but I will get you a bonus Mario Party run by the end of the event
>>732754247Holding it for now as we, for obvious reasons, need backups available. If its not used as a backup expect some Mario Party Saturday ~2pm
>>732753919>7dmsHoly fuck, that's really unfortunate.
>Mom, my tummy hurts and my bottom is burbling, I can't do the run i spent 200 bucks on plus travel lodging and food :(>I'm just going to stay in my hotel room and sit on Discord, Twitter, Reddit, and Twitch just like i do at homeUh oh stinky
>>732754339hell yeah
How is the vetted KH2 seed? Did they allow for superboss checks or is it just a no-stakes checkmark run? Depending on that I might go back later and watch the rando run.
>>732753919Rough cards you've been dealt. Good luck playing them as best as you can.Also how come all the Scotts are all seemingly still doing well? Don't you think I haven't noticed.
>speedrun event has 5 games of resident evil, metroid, boomer shooters, tomb raiser, etc>crickets>1 kingdom hearts or final fantasy>meltdown ensuesYoud think the oh so mature haters of these games would act like fans of KH or FF when games they dont like are on and either just try to enjoy it or do something else instead of imcessantly whining and feeling the need to tell everyone you dont like it
>>732754557randomizers are very unbussin
>>732753919So whats the situation with the rights to Plum, something must have changed if you can sell plushies, right?
>>732754557nigga I'm waiting for the ffix marathon run, I just can't care for rando shit
>>732754557But I like Final Fantasy.
>>732754557It's a minority of sycophants broadcasting their tears for attention (and sometimes for the half-forgivable intent of bumping the threads). The damage done by the IP count removal cannot be overstated.>>732754610>>732754673You cried just as much when *are lad* ran Aqua's game.
>>732753919Yoo, is this the same ESAids from 2024? What's happening there in Sweden?
>>732754371unless we want like 7 AGDQ 2026 final fantasy tactics moments in a row i think it's best they stay in their rooms, the poor poor hotel workers that'll have to powerwash the shit out the walls
>>732754648Isn't some weird shit where they have shared ownership with the chenso club guy but only for plum?
>>732754754whats the lore on that
>>732754557You can mildly categorize Kingdom Farts as a speedrun, though one that is milktoast at best compared to the others listed.Final Fantasy is absolutely not a speedrun by any metric. It is a slot machine cutscene simulator. People literally take showers during their 10+ hour Final Fantasy X streams. Absolutely not a speedgame and deserves all the hatred it gets for it even being considered at all.
>>732754717>It's a minority of sycophants broadcasting their tears for attentionNo the run just sucks ass you stupid faggot
>>732754557A resident evil run, boomer shooter or whatever lasts for like 1h at max.Kingdom heart runs lasts for 4h+ and there's been multiple already
>>732754780It's spelled milquetoast.
>>732754504The completion requirement here (22 bounties) is all superbosses + some extra shit (max forms + 100 acre woods)>>732754519I am sick as well but just powering through, there is at least one scot that was room bound and vomiting for 2+ days, but they arent a name you will recognise (just an attendee)>>732754648I have no idea but take what u can get
>>732753919You’re doing a good job for what it’s worth
>>732754843Actually, I do not care for Plum and hate how she dominates the threads.plum delenda est
Will they fuck off from the hotel after this event?
How do you stay sane trying 5h runs for weeks and months?
>>732754916imma be honest with all of its issues here and there i'm having more fun with it and these threads than i had AGDQ earlier this month
>>732754978last AGDQ was demoralizingly bad
>>732754780You're entitled to your opinion, but it sucks. Speedruns shouldn't just be speedgames, and familiar games can be better than obscure indies only run by genderoids.>>732754783Hating things doesn't make you a cool person.>>732754843>The completion requirement here (22 bounties) is all superbosses + some extra shit (max forms + 100 acre woods)Sounds great thx, saving it for later.
>>732754923
>>732755020amazing way to put it
For years I heard about "le heckin based" ESA and yet it's just the same honshit as GDQ
>>732755024liking trash doesnt make you a cool person either, retard you dont even like speedrunning fuck off
>>732754978Yeah, i like gdq and its’ threads but ESA’s vibe is superior. No forced nonsense, hosts are likable and don’t try to make runs about themselves, runners are more often just chill people, it’s way comfier in general. Self awareness does wonders.
>>732754843Thanks for your sacrifice. I hope you can get rid of nurgle
>>732754978What do you think about all the "American" runners?
can i come to malmo and join the ESA winter plague? i feel like i'm missing out
>>732755112that's it's funny so many of them fit the stereotype, some of em were chill tho the weird sly run ones weren't annoying
>>732755075ESA used to be even better, the threads too
>>732754916The job being done is not "good" per se, but it is the best it can be>>732755063GDQ is a political event, if you cant tell the difference it speaks more about you than it does ESA>>732755075We just wanna play video games and chat shit with our friends, point above related
only 1 hour more, we almost there
>>732755287>the threads tooI'm still so mad over "that" person forever ruining the best threads on /v/
>>732755075gdqs energy and vibes are better in theory. having fun, doing gimmicks, silly skits and trivia shows, etc. just in reality its ruined because its become a tranny/redditor democrat pep rally. 2013 is what it ideally should be.esa has always been just mumbling ESLs who can barely speak a word of english inducing narcoplepsy the whole time. only ones who ever had any energy are big jon and metako
Kino Hearts 2 is always a good time
>>732755441>people are speedrunning at a speedrun event?>this is shit! I want a friendship surrogate simulator like with metako!I don't get people like this, just watch a random streamer and you get exactly what you're after?
>>732755553NTA but this ESA hasnt had much in the way of Speed when it comes to the games, aside from one or two runs
>>732755553Presumably he's looking for that combined with an active 4chan thread to discuss it with AnonsHe should go to /vt/ and pick a tuber with an active general to watch
>>732755297>we just wanna play video gameshell yeah brother
>>732755625NTA but I've actually tried to watch some vtubers because I like the idea of a cute anime girl playing games and watching them as comfy background noise. But everyone single one I've tried to watch either never plays any games, feels way too corporate or they put on the "sex" voice and their entire personality is "BOOBS!"
CHOKE
>>732755553textbook strawman holy shit
>runner keeps coughinguh oh, he has the virus bros
>>732755441If it werent for Swedish Defamation law being an effective gag order, your opinions of Metako would be wildly differentBigJon is a obese scamming retard, dead by 40, unable to make it to Winter because US Government shutdown cancelled SNAP food assistance>>732755605Once again, If the options were available they would be utilised, there are many runs at this event that, to put it lightly, it would have been preferred that something else was in its spot>>732755634Hell yeah brother>>732755729Yes, a number of us are at the tail end and powering through, he took a day or so off earlier in the event, dont expect it to be the only runner coofing
>>732755729Good we might be saved from more Final Fantasy
>>732755441You are watching an event filled with autistic Europeans and complaining about mumbling ESLs. Everyone is not going to be hypnoshark, i'm sorry to say
i dont read posts that quote more than 2 people
>>732755773well thats not a very comfy vibe post
>>732755825Why>>732755825Don't>>732755825You>>732755825Do>>732755825That?
>>732755773Jeez staratar, I am happy that Edenal/planks found such a cesspool as you guy. Definitely creates uniformity in the team.
I migged
C H O K E
>>732755893Oh you're the edenal/planks schizo, explains a lot
>This is fineHe said the line, RIP
>>732755447I want to pin bocchi down and fuck her ass!
6 7
EUROCOOF GONE SEXUAL
This guy's not that good, huh?
>>732755824i didnt complain, thats pure projection on your part. i simply stated my opinion for a preference for the ideal form of gdq. youre angry that i would dare have a different opinion than you, especially intolerant than anyone could prefer the american version of something to a european one so you statt whipping out strawman arguments and whining like a child im response to a level headed and neutral message.yes, i would prefer commentary to be coherent english and not put me to sleep. no, its not just about the social stuff but it does play a part.conversely if you are claiming that all you care about is the game and run and nothing else, that commentary and the people dont matter at all then why watch the event at all? you dont need to post here, listen to commentary, or wait for games in the schedule, you can just go watch commentary free speedruns of any game on youtube right now.see what its like to have your opinion exaggerated to the extreme and then accused of it?4chan browsing european children are the dumbest motherfuckers man
I don't know how I never put together that FFXV was just aping KH's summoned weapons teleporting nonsense.
>MFW i start choking 3 hours into my 4 hour run
>>732755843>>732755843I want things to be comfy, but they must also be true. Far too many blatant falsehoods have been accepted as truth around here. An ultimate commitment to the truth will result in comfy utopia, please consult the chart etc etc
It's an expression of pain.
>>732755553Are you going to actually respond to him or is he meant to respond to your imaginary person like it's real?
>HE DOESN'T KNOW MAGNET MANIPULATION FOR XALDIN>HE KNOWS EVERY OTHER CHEESE STRAT THAN THIS ONEFuck dude, this is painful. I gotta go to work but I can't look away from the train wreck.
>unpause youtube stream>*cough*>stream skips to current time and couch guy dissapearskek
>Where's the fun in this?That's what i'm saying!
>>732756024>reddit spacing>complains about ESA>is the edenal schizoHow do you keep going on doing this crap for years?
If you know he's gonna revenge quicker, then back off RETARD
so everyone's getting explosive diarrhea?pray for plum
>>732756024I'm American, I just don't go to an autistic European event and feel the need to vocalize that it is filled with autistic Europeans
>>732756189Doesn't matter, he doesn't know how to handle his phase 3 revenge pattern. He is panic reflecting. Has zero clue what to do when he's in his sphere chase mode. He just hopes he gets lucky and his pattern is one that's favorable for him.
When's the Slime Rancher run?
It took him 15 minutes to beat that boss, is that normal?
>wake up to mario party>there is no mario partyHuh?
>>732756343Nine_Ten ruined retardy
>>732756343you weren't invited to the party
>>732756343the runner is doing this in his room right now
>>732756343Party's closedDue to aids
>dance water dance>think of the song dance magic dance from Labyrinth.
>fire strong against water blob instead of thunder>fire skill pushes the boss weak to fire away and you have to get him stuck in a corner to hit effectivelykh2bros i thought our game was immaculately designed?
>>732756380Is Lomelli still doing retardy?
IM A HEADBANGA
Reflect was probably a mistake
>>732756537its about how the spells function rather than pure elemental weaknesses. you wouldnt get it playing generic rpgs like pokemon, you in fact need a higher iq to play KH at high levels
>wake up and look at plum>she's purplehuh?
>today is the last day of stream 2
Fuck it, give the final boss lightsabers, I don't know.
stream 2 gods we up? (idk what game that is i am worried it's gonna be ass)
>>732752127wtf is this reaction?was he doing a bit?
>Final boss disconnects your controller before the finishing blowkino
choke count??
>>732755773>If it werent for Swedish Defamation law being an effective gag order, your opinions of Metako would be wildly differentIt's funny how both Metako said he'd make an announcement, but didn't, and people close to ESA say there's also much more to the story, but won't/can't say anything. All that I can say is that his runs were peak entertaining, and that I really like to know what caused the split between ESA and him. I always assumed it was some kind of power struggle where he thought he'd come to Sweden and be full ESA bigshot, but then wasn't really allowed to do anything. But posts like this suggest that there was some unforgivable misconduct involved. Also there were credible leaks before that said that it was understandable that Metako was infuriated when he left. However, just because the leaks were credible, it doesn't necessarily mean that there isn't more to the story.
>>732756795He's on the Interpol most wanted list.
JESUS, dude
>>732756710>you in fact need a higher iq to play KH at high levelskek
>>732754557>resident evil, metroid, boomer shooters, tomb raiser, etckino>kingdom hearts or final fantasytrash for retarded autistic freaks
>>732755676Kaneko Lumi or Jelly Hoshumi. If they bore you, give up on them altogether
>>732755676There are definitely Vtubers that would suit you out there. But all of them tend to have a fair amount of pre-talk to their streams. There's a wasp girl playing Fallout NV that I've been watching recently, she's quite zoomerous but her pre-talk is fairly minimal, you might enjoy their streams: https://www.twitch.tv/laavispa
>tfw running later tonight but no idea how to unwind before thenI'm just pumping iron in the hope it loosens me up so I don't sperg out
Estimate bros, I don't feel so good
MERCY KI-uh?
>>732757086jack off bro
>>732757005>Recommending actual whores
holy shit go back to r*ddit
uhhh, I think we aren't going to get the ffix run
>>732756756>Haven't watched a single stream 2 runTimes like this I miss NEETing
wait what
>>732757249You didn't miss anything, stream 2 was garbage this year
>>732756954sorry your not good or smart enough
>>732756829Seperation of art and artist is important.You know where to find me"The strength of a person's spirit would then be measured by how much 'truth' he could tolerate, or more precisely, to what extent he needs to have it diluted, disguised, sweetened, muted, falsified"
>thigh slapping
>>732756965genuine trash taste in entertainment. and assessments that are 100% opposite of reality
What game should i play while waiting for the current runs to finish
the stream 2 runner is alrady dying
>that coughIT'S OVER ESTIMATE
>overestimateSHUT IT DOWN
>>732757193Send material
Up and throbbing.
poor dying lozzy :(
>>732757418She can't BREATHE
[stream 2] not sure if that is man or woman
OVERESTIMATE
Non Nintendo games literally aren’t speedruns. They just aren’t designed for it the way Nintendo games are.
she's doing drugs on stream
I don't see her doing this for almost 2 hours.
Does anyone care about these runs of indie shovelware that nobody's ever played?
>>732757464Nooo, don't enter the 6th dimension, Plum!
>>732757452that's what plum is for
I hear a coof is spreading through the venue. It seems we found our patient 0.
>>732757635
>>732757421
>>732757410Play edmund's new game, it's ___fun___
i thought ESA was supposed to be better than GDQ? what happened? this whole event has been shit
>>732757614it's better than randomizer trash at least
>overestimate the marathon
how much longer is the pedotendo game going to be? the estimate said 4 hours, i am not watching another minute of it
This bad mani feel sorry for her
>>732757684Don't talk shit about my tertiary waifu.
>>732757706gdq agents put hrt in the water and everyone is sick
>>732757706Still somehow better than AGDQ 2026 last month. That was the Worst event ever.
RATE Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix+ HD Edition (Randomizer) (Overestimate)
>>732757741Vaxxed??
>>732757791F
>>732757791D
>>732757791F for fuck these multiple hour runs
>>732757791Z
>>732757791A
I might not have the time to play plum in this intermission segment....Ill try to get it out fellas
>>732757791B for controller failing at a great time.
>>732757790QRD?
>>732757791SSS it SSSucked!
>>732757791C
>>732757791D, comfy but overestimate
>>732757837DO IT
>>732757741What a fucking shit nurse
How is it that a small event run by a group of 3 people on a budget of $10 is always consistently run better and has better vibes than the giant 24/7 ultra marathon of GDQ?
>>732757791A trainwreck cringe-kino
>>732757791B, overall enjoyable, but KH2 is one of my favorite games, so im biased. Otherwise 4% overestimate, but well played
>>732757791K
>>732757650Yeah it's been going around since Sunday, so today will probably be the worst of it. Fingers crossed we're well again for Saturday >>732757706A lot of good runners got sick, others I know wanted to be here but had schedule conflicts, and the rest of us are just a bit autistic. I'm hoping Summer will be bigger
>>732757845lots of over estimate runstons of trans right bullshit (more than usual)shitty nepo runstech issuesfire alarmsdono begging
>>732757901What event is that? Cause it sure as shit ain't ESA
>>732757901It's almost as if the lesser amount of trannies an event has, the better vibed it is
>>732757938I think he disabled that one along with HH
>>732757791ACringekino from tired Scots gang
>>732757706its not, no matter how much you want that narrative to be true it just isnt.
>>732757901It’s more down to earth. People enjoying themselves without corporate overlords. Smaller speedrun events are all better vibes-wise than gdq.
>>732756528I'm surprised no KH Rando runner has ever modded Monsoon's theme into Demyx's fight.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI&list=RDOuSSXOQ-1bI&start_radio=1>>732756537KH's elemental system is extremely limited and water gets lumped with and treated as ice, hence the fire weakness.>>732756706Block and even Dodge Roll can be better defensive options at certain situations, and Reflect consumes magic unlike those.>>732756765They're just lasers, he can shoot them too.
>>732757791B
HOT MIC
>>732757845Transitions Done Quick
>>732757901We're allowed to keep it just a bit more real. GDQ is a business with an agenda beyond charity, and all the other events just want to be GDQ
>>732758016intended for>>732757901
>ESA Scheduling LeadSo this fag is the one to blame for this shit schedule
>>732758021>Smaller speedrun events are all better vibes-wise than gdq.What about the smaller events that have been absorbed by GDQ like BSG and UKSG?
>>732758117>BSG and UKSG?Never watched those
>>732757320>Seperation of art and artist is important.Yeah, I don't really care what those guys did in their private life - as long as they don't use their speedrunning as a platform to shove it in everybodys face. Also how bad can it be? When I watched Metakos streams, I noticed Leonis, the German Autist and I think also Mizzow were in his streams, so whatever he might have done - it seems like his usual gang is still there. Even Mizzow, who's still at ESA. It doesn't make any sense, no matter whatg kind of happening I assume, it doesn't fit the current situation.>You know where to find meNo man, I don't. I don't know who you are, I don't have any social media, I don't have a twitch account to ask questions in streams, and I surely won't bother anyone in private with mails or whatever. I only know what was stated in public, and what was said here. I don't even know who you are. Maybe you're Staratar, maybe you're Metako, maybe you're someone else. I just want those great runs back. If they can't happen at ESA, maybe they can happen somewhere else.>The strength of a person's spirit would then be measured by how much 'truth' he could tolerateThe truth is that I don't wanna know what happened to point fingers or to poke in people's private affairs. I want to know how this can be fixed, and whether there is an actual problem, of just hair sniffing.Sorry that I keep pressing this topic, but those runs were one of the best parts of the whole event for me, and now they are gone, and no one except the people themselves even knows why, that's incredibly frustrating.
>only 17 Plum-plushies soldIt thought you loved her, /v/...
>>732758172yes but i also love money
What the fuck
>>732758117They have? Will see then
>>732754769
>>732758148Then what is your definition of 'smaller events' anon?
>>732758172Are they cu.. i mean water-proof?
oooooh MIRROR's edgenow I get it
>>732758117They have fewer good runs
Is this the first time where you could properly hear the game audio? Sadly it's overshadowed by all the sniffing.
>screen is reversedSHOUT OUTS TO TECH CREW
>just realized the schedule said "%ynA"cheeky cunts
>>732755553>people are speedrunning at a speedrun event?What event are you talking about?
>Mirror's edge>The game is mirrored
Not really into hearing people die on stream desu
CHOOOOOKE
>>732758241
Someone please get her a warm cuppa
up is down and right is left, is just that easy
>they/themit is so tiresome......
MULP NI MUC
Hey, these yurocucks aren't allowed to parody american accents.
Finally, a good game.
>>732758389>it's just a completely ordinary male not acting any different from any other maleJust lazily trying to be "trendy".
>>732758389Save that shit for G*Q threads. We don’t care about that here.
REGGIN
>>732758508I'm doing my part!
CHOOOKE
They should allow people to do runs in their native language. Forcing people who barely know English to speak English just doesn’t work.
>>732758530Yes we do? Just because they haven't pushed us out yet doesn't mean they won't if given the chance
>>732758242I'd say they are on par with NSG or even the Aussie event ran by Worcester. A good run is a good run, and a good game is a good game, as long as it doesn't have GDQ's political grandstanting smeared all over it, which is why I worry about the future of those events.>>732758445ALL Y'ALL DIS FINNA BE FIRE WIT MINNESSODDANS I TELL YA HWAT.
>>732758562CUM IN PLUSH!
Egde S'rorrimStarring Htiaf
>>732758172Still probably more than they sold copies of her games
what is it about gamers and refusing to stay home from events when theyre sick
PWNEDthis is so EPIC
>>732758641civvies wouldn't get it
>>732758065>and all the other events just want to be GDQNoticed that, too, that goes for a lot of smaller marathons, for example the formerly-praised NWSF. I also originally thought it was about size, but in that case it really isn't. Small marathons can be shit, too. I found that reading the description on Oengus / Horaro and check who's organizing also somewhat reliably tells you what to expect. If there are any "messages" in the description, or known GDQ staff involved in hosting: You know what's coming.
>>732758619Do not
>>732758679>Titanfall.webm
>>732758679
>>732758613Wrong
>>732757889Im sorry bro... blame overestimate>>732758157You can enjoy the runs, you should enjoy the runs. But lies have been told that have majorly damaged the event by people with malicious intentions, i have them admitting to it in 4k video, all you need to do is be on site and ask for me
>>732758679FTW
>>732758615The Aussie run is the only good alternative. BSG doesn't care about runs half as much as it cares about board games. UKSG, even more than BSG, wants badly to be GDQ-lite. I don't blame you for wanting alternatives, but I'll stick with ESA
WHEN IS MARIOUST
>>732758837I believe BSG and UKSG are both under the GDQ umbrella now
I heard a coin
>>732758880mega grim if truu
How was the KH2 run?
CHOKE MASTER
>>732758931It was great
>cheatingF
what did i miss? what's happening on stream 2?
>>732758931It was terrible
The tech crew is very bad this year. Did all the good ones get sick?
What just happened, I fucking saw that
>this run
damn this guy sucks
>>732758931it was moderately good
>>732758880Is Hekathon still OK?
Choke City
>big tiddy spaceliddyShame about the face though
>>732758970another hour of coughing corgi butt since everyone is dying of ESAids in the venue leading to run cancellations
This guy is so fucking bad at this game looooool
>that one guy with the maskIt’s already too late bruh
>>732758930Some people never mentally recovered from 2020. And it's not just the ones wearing masks
>Bloom
>>732759083I think his controls are reversed so it's understandable
fuck me, this is painful to watch.
>>732759123I would say it is primarily the ones who did not, who can't get over 2020.
>>732759196He explicitly said they aren't, if he turns left she turns left.it's purely muscle memory about what 'left' means that's fucking him.
Oh fuck I almost missed Mirrors Kino.Requesting a Faith Plum
>>732759196Why didn’t he practice for reversed controls?
>yellow paint is fine when it's red
guys be patient he's italian
When’s chlods’s run?
I'm literally roflmaoing on the floor at these jokes right now
>>732758880Yo, Riekelt here. While we greet each other in passing, UKSG and BSG are our own events, and are not owned by GDQ or other marathons. We diid have a partnership with ESA in the past, but other than some "stream houserules" (ads/bans mostly), even then we had full creative control.
>>732759278It's excusable in this game since you have to be able to think fast on the move
>>732758905According to an anon GDQ hosted BSG on their page too. They're trying to break into the Euro scene now too as God forbid a speedrun event isn't under their control.
>>732758837Aussie run is already rotting from inside, the scheduler/charity coordinator came out as transgender late last year
>>732759294You givn im an F?
>>732759256He did, but he was looking in a mirror and forgot it's backwards again
There's been a distinct lack of spyro at this year's event
>>732759278It fits into the art design of the game where things are white with bright stark colors.
So who is the Nurgle follower that went to ESA sick and started the spread?
>>732759401Kek
>>732759438Do you stay at home when you have light sniffles?
>>732759278Yes, and don't you fucking forget it.
>>732759479Yeah, I have sick paid days off
>>732759479if it's bad enough that they shifted runs to other days it's less likely sniffles more likely a runny ass and mouth
>>732759479Yes.
>>732759479Yes but I’m trans if that matters
>>732759307>UKSG and BSG are our own eventsThat somehow makes the abomination that was UKSG Red even worse. BSG was fine, though.
Going for the pedo stache with thinning hair look is an insane choice to make
It feels like there’s more speedrun events than actual speed games so people feel the need to do these weird gimmick categories rather than just run the same games ad nauseam. The problem is that these gimmick runs are always poorly done and the runner clearly hasn’t practiced it or the gimmick isn’t interesting.
>>732759570I look like this.
Wtf was that?
HAHA THESE VOICE LINES
>>732759256If i'm not mistaken it was supposed to be a different type of run (a relay or co-op or whatever) but they changed it due to the other person getting the sniffies
>>732759570no its quite common
Why does he have a ponytail like a kid?
yikes......that's a racist dogwhistle you know......
>>732759738*they
>>732759738it's that they/them in zir
>>732759738See his pronouns
>>732759738where do kids have ponytails
>Train horn replaced with the ceiling bird.Ok, this run is top tier.
>>732759738kind of telling
>>732759806>his
>>732759806*them
>>732759824Imagine if they did that at GDQ
they should've reversed the game name and the timer
patient zero detected
CHOKE!
HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER
>multiple spyro runs>multiple sly cooper runs>multiple crash bandicoot runsWhy is europe so furry?
>>732759885
>>732760037ESA HIRE THIS MAN!
>>732759570it's teh right choice
this runner is not very good, is he?
Uh oh, pasta rage. Mama mia.
>>732760187He's just playing in reverse
>>732760138Fuckng based. It's just sexual dimorphism, the chicks are naturally into it.
>>732760175that's do Anon...that'll do.
He can't stop fucking up the same trick over and over again
Having parkour cops was a cool thing this game did
Quick context post:Within 48 hours of event schedule (slightly more hours of stream uptime because of 2 streams), 16 hours of runs have had to be replaced swapped, or otherwise amended to account for illness, including but not limited to HZD, psychonauts, smb3, yugioh, corgi, lego, mario party, spelunky, and (spoiler warning), super metroid
>>732760349>spoiler warningNo...
rate the corgi run I guess?
>>732760349no one cares lmao esa suxxx
>>732760349Damn!
European Sickness Assembly
rate a corgi's cozy hike or don’t since nobody watched
>>732760349is mizzow fine enough to take over 2 days in stream2?, he was coughing in kh2
>>732760384BDidn't watch a second of it
>>732760439>is mizzow fine enough to take over 2 days in stream2?, he was coughing in kh2"just need to, what are you gonna do, cover 24 hours of runs?" - Mizzow
>>732760349dangis anyone looking into a possible covert GDQ viral sabotage?
>>732760138just take estroge- i mean finasteride haha silly mistake
Cool warmup session. When does the run start?
>>732760384>>732760430simpathy B
Why’s he keep complaining about mirror mode when it doesn’t affect the controls
>>732759479I had to miss a Mario Party run and sit through another hour of Kingdom Farts because of the "sniffles" so I hope they find and execute whoever patient zero is
>>732760514Minoxidil
you know what would be a good game to run?ugh! (1992)
>>732760374If it makes you feel any better, its getting replaced by another super metroid run
this Let's Play is fire
what the fuck
How’s he going to beat the game in 50 seconds?
>>732760570Try the mirror mode in CTR:NF. It's painful when you know the levels by heart.
OH LAWD SAY IT WITH ME NOW!
at the back
Say it with me....OVER
>>732760637>opens level select
>>732760659ETAMITSE REVO
>>732760668*tongue kisses u*
>>732760668why's it so bright there but so dark on screen
It's OVER!>>732760668SCREAM OVER ESTIMATE!
>>732760637OverEstimate
>>732760668based
>>732760349>super metroidRip incentives kek
>>732760689i blinked did he soft lock and then load a save?
>>732760668hi :3
>>732760668Why are you watching what I am if you’re actually there
>>732760487dunno man, I dont know how many runs were left out
>>732760586I want another Playstation Nation, but it is C64 and Amiga instead. A gang of based boomers, who endlessly play their boomercore shit.
i love this song its so me :3
>>732760741ENHANCE
fuzzyness on stream 2 bruvs
>oh Pokemon Snap in a few hours on stream 2, maybe that could be fun to watch>don't know the name of this streamer offhand, let's look them up>Ali_Robotnik. With a costume donation incentive for the run.Jesus tap dancing Christ!!!
we love fuzzyness up in this general
>>732760349grim
>load a save filegoing to get a z if he does
stream 2 time
%γnA ɘbϱƎ ƨ'ɿoɿɿiM ɘɈɒЯ
>Fuzzyness>not very marathon safeThis will be a disaster, won't it?
Based scot not using sco'ish accent
RATE egdE s'rorriM
>>732760850I have to go D. I understand that this wasn't planned and they did the mirrored thing as a fun alternative to the race that got cancelled. Bu if you're gonna do that you can't have the runner seethe over not hitting skips the entire run. He should've just had fun with it or done a normal run. + Over estimate
Rate Egde S'morrim
>>732760850B+, was a fun little trainwreck
>>732760708Oh my>>732760709I’m by the window>>732760712F
>>732760850CStarted off good but turned into a trainwreck
>>732760784Why’s his flag a broken svg?
>>732760850C+Also rip stream.
REAPERED.COM
>>732760850>>732760871Z
>>732760850C
>>732760850>>732760871>>732760880B for ballsed it up
>>732760871>>732760850B-- for bad but I had fun. If it's true that they asked him to swap categories, I'm giving grace.
>>732760850>>732760871I dunno… C?
>>732760850B for chokekino
>>732760850S. Fun gimmick, good bants, great scuff
>>732760850Ɔ
>>732760867B
>>732760850>>732760871B, fun trainwreck
>>732760850I'm doin' him a B
Noooo... Stream is dead.... It caughted the coof too..
>>732760850>>732760871F
fuzzyness lives in scotland?
>>732760934Oh and the sound mods were funny.
>>732760668go find Staratar and ask him about the video >>732758791>i have them admitting to it in 4k video, all you need to do is be on site and ask for me
stream 2 niggas rise
How come all the scottish people at these events have the most english accents possible
fuzzyness is currently unlocking luigi
>>732760850>>732760871A
>list of romsUHHH COP BROS??
>>732760384B for being sick
>>732760384E for effort
>>732760850On paper it was mediocre if not bad, but I have to give it an S. Something about the atmosphere of lads fucking around with their friends, the stupid sound mod, him playing mirrored, it all came together to recall the vibe of early GDQ when it was just some random nerds playing video games in Mike Uyama's basement for like 5000 viewers, with a heap of trainwreck cringekino mixed in. I thoroughly enjoyed it and may even watch it again some time after I've played MIrror's Edge.S, to repeat.
>>732752064sodid they bang
>>732761054Scotland is stolen land
>>732760850B+
Link to Finis Coronat Opus https://youtu.be/AHOLAMHBJ3k
>>732760384F so nobody gets tricked into watching that shit
She just radiates so much sexual energy
This is what real speedgamers look like. Don't get it twisted.
>>732753919Keep it up man. The event is still enjoyable for us viewers even though it sounds like hell over there.
WHERE THE FUCKis tiny tim
>>732761204Will make for a good wank rag
why was this in the rom list????
>>732761221you won't be saying that when he goes overestimate again
Chokeino
>safety save 8 minutes into a 1:30:00 run
>>732761204The Plum plush looks high quality.
>>732761120Absolute retard post, endemic of everything wrong with ESA threads
>invalidating your run right from the startman
>>732761221>2 runs>Both over
>>732761239It probably ended up being a blessing in disguise that he didn't make it. If he had caught whatever illness is going around at this event that'd probably be the end of him
>>732761239
>loading a save fileInto the trash it goes.
>>732761273On stream 2?
whys the stream 2 nigga got a debug display on screen
>>732761302Ok, nobody cares
>>732761363stream 3 my bad
???
>>732761301chinese made asbestos plum
>>732761305And you best believe he's going for 4/4
>>732761370>>732761329parasocial faggots
jesus christ fuzzy
just shave it off man
Welp this is a fuckkng trainwreck
>>732761462
HERE COMES PLUM!!!
PUMPING TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUM
CUM IN PLUM
IT'S HAPPENING
>fails 4 times
>>732761462>front teeth melted>suspect coca cola in free viewuse a straw
cum in plum
Fuck yes plum
another trainwreck kino run from Fuzzyness
CUM IN PLUM>>732761449I don't think you understand the concept of a speedrunning marathon, you mouth-breathing assburger.
its plum time.
HERECOMESPLUM
He died!
>>732761564oh no this hag thinks she has a chance in JAPAN
this yt boi kinda cute doe
Cum in plum’s bum
chokenima trainweckino on stream 2
>>732761462How can Skenmy exist both at UKSG Red and ESA? Those events are so fundamentally different by now that I'm surprised one would visit both without suffering some kind of multiple personality disorder.
kill the run, dude.
Alright Super Mario Bros 3 or Quest 64?
Plum is not for sexual your all padophiles
>>732761724Mario
Love me some marathon unsafe strats
>>732761724I assume SMB3 is all levels with that +1h estimate, so I'm going with that one
>missed plum
Holy shit, a retired gyaru
>>732761724more like choke 64
>>732761765it's almost all levels but 2 player
Let's a go
What’s the HK stand for?
Sex with Kixyxox and Puppery
>>732761850Honkey Kong
>>732761812I just read it's Warpless, man I'm a dumdum
>>732761850Hong Kong
>>732761850Heckler & Koch
>>732761850Hingdom Kearts
>>732761724Quest 64 run is invalidated. le safety strat save file loading. Bing bing wahoo is our only choice now.
>>732761841why does that dudes head look so small?
do i pull the trigger
>>732761926He hasn't eaten a mushroom yet
>>732761937>buying a corpse
>>732761937yeah
>>732761937You're going to make the storage worker cringe.
>>732761937Do it
>>732761937yo man just do it
>>732761937you should buy 2. one to hug at night, one to..
>>732761850Hul Khogan, thus you must rate HH next
>>732761937you can save 5 pounds getting one already used
shoutout to the tech crew
shoutout to tech
>>732761937Remember the discount code. I managed to forget.
SHOTS TO TECH KREW
People would rather buy plum's plush over plum's game. We truly live in a society...
xex with kixyxoxo
shoutouts to simpleflips
>>732762027>>732762032It’s reader who activates the transition
Tech mess-up>>732762014eeew...
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY COIN SOUNDS
>>732761120Holy based understander. ESA is about the fun and the vibes. Who cares if the run isn’t great or goes overestimate. The vibes were immaculate.
>>732762046What’s the discount code
>>732762064t. ech crew
accidental boob button press from kixy or puppery lol
>>732762064It’s reader who activates the transitionThat explains GDQ
>>732762102TR4N5R1GH75
>>732761705You're projecting your own miserable loneliness onto others, retard. There is no reason to complain about nu-GDQ's corporate-friendly troon obsession if your only concern is the runs without any regard to the room and runners. Speedrunning took off to begin with because it was fun to watch nerds having fun beating very hard games. You are worse than the GD Queers, you assburger subhuman.
>>732762049...............game?
>>732762102Says on the top of the website
>>732761120Most honest answer and what ESA is supposed to be about, now that most of the GDQ crew has left it’s slowly healing again
>>732762094kek
>>732761705why are you watching a speedrunning marathon and not just a regular streamed run sounds like esa/gdq/speedrunning events are just not for you
>>732762176Many thanks, it’s not showing on my phone
different anon, i pulled the triggerhonestly surprised gdq didnt get the rights to plum just to fuck esa over
>>732762159It's the worst when GDQ tourists show up and think the thread is the same shitposting rather then people actually enjoying speedruns.
>now if you look at my agility I got 55, right?>*opens screen for 1 frame*uuuh
a handful of loud lolifags in these threads are singlehandedly keeping ESA running
>>732762276GDQ would be more likely to acquire the Flipwitch (good game btw)
>>732762323Mario has agility?
>>732762370I hope they did
>>732762176>discount when you spend 500kr>plum is 450kr
>no door 3instant F
What is this mysterynigga warlock whispering into Tompas ear>He’s finally back
>>732762428Get two plums, for when one is in the washer
>i need to diesame
>>732762094Donations. This stream is very popular.
Did I miss anything fun?
whats weasley from tng doing there
>>732762520competing runners started fighting and got banned
With this kind of choking she would be better off sucking cocks.
>>732762434Pink guy
I just open the stream, why 2 runners???
im gonna order plum last minute when they get desperate and put huge discounts on her
What is this guy hiding from?
>>732762479>washer >not loving your crusty plumfucking casual
>>732762559so this is what it's like when the worlds collide
>>732762598us
>>732762586we just dont know
I just turned on rocko’s quest on a whim and ended up watching it all the way through again
No fun allowed fags are the worst. Nobody actually cares estimates or the runs themselves. The most memorable old GDQ runs or ESA runs aren’t memorable because they were good speed runs, they were memorable because it’s the lads having a laugh. The most important thing about a marathon run is that you have fun and remember that it’s about supporting charity.
>>732762598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4-GcS1UQyg
>>732762586Its like when you have a 2-3 year old nephew or something who wants to play but has no clue what he's doing. So you only really hook up one controller
>>732762619>>732762598Ye
is alice a her (him) or he (she)?
lets play or trainwreck which you watching?
>>732762660who asked
>>732762660boo piss off nofunfag
>>732762697yo, mystery nigga is back
>>732762701It doesn’t matter you fucking freak. Learn to respect others.
>>732762586I assumed they were swapping but haven't actually heard them say that
>>732762697Thats a lot more bright than it looks on cam. Seems borderline unbearable.
Playstation Nash...its almost time....to rise....UP!..
greenscreen something on the chokenima over at stream 2 anons
What if a GDQ sleeper agent released a bioweapon to sabotage ESA trying to kill it forever?
>>732762697it that your dr pepe?
>>732762660Every charity is a scam until proven otherwise.
>>732762697is that dr pepper unclaimed
>>732762793GDQfags do be doing that
>>732762793It was just manly_maeve
>>732762793How about adding chemicals in the water to turn frogs gay
Is the objective of this game to gain agility in every part of the world
>missed plumEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEE FUCK
>>732762697beat your meat live on stream or piss off attention whore
>>732762793probably the guy seething about esa in this thread
>>732762839
>>732762819i knew i shouldn't have made out with her in the back of the practice room but it just kinda happened....
>>732762793Here comes the plague!
>>732762874understandable this happened to all of us
>>732762771Makes sense if he has the hood up to block off the light then
>>732762912What the fuck
>>732762912the prize goblin is the only one of the main cast that could fit in with ESA.
does anyone remember that worms guy? what happened to him?
>>732762697*snap*
>>732762351aalright this better be good
>>732762980probably in his attic playing worms
>>732762850He’s /ourguy/ and gave runners nuggies>don’t tell Susan
>>732763036was it after the nuggies that they started to get sick?
>>732763005that guy went from 'hes pretty alright' to 'what the fuck is going on with him' in record time
>>732762850>hides in a hoodie>attentionwhore
>>732762990The bosses are pretty easy, even on normal, so don't feel too proud when you beat them
>>732763174Oh I'm gonna beat it
>>732763079Someone from the last few threads said they were in their room after having the McDonald’s nearby the event
>>732762697fuck off you attentionwhore mutt
>tech crew>mystery nigga>swedish chick that ran that detective game yesterdayHow many more that are at the event are posting here?
>>732763245>swedish chick that ran that detective game yesterdayqrd?
>>732763230
>>732762660I get you but runs that are actually runs and a bit tryhardy are important too. We're united by speedrunning, we need to remember what that's about and how awesome a great run can be
>>732763159i dont understand how that refutes what i said in any way but you go girl
>>732763245Too many, they have a discord channel they post the thread in sometimes, much like BSG does, thats why these threads break out in slapfights between the events
Remember that Sonic cunt ArgickThank god he's gone
>>732763259Runner asked for people to rate her run higher than a C and posted proof she visits these threads
>>732762980Had a breakdown and became a DJ
>>732762660Fun is allowed but no one's gonna pat you on the ass and give you a medal if your run isn't good. You need to actually do things to earn praise.
>>732763230Your runs suck by the way
Mig?
whos gonna bake
>>732763356no way
common stream 2 choke
>>732763409get baited retard
>>732763350The GDQ threads love him
