>Stream 1 Now: Darkest Dungeon - Cursed% Next: Hades Later: Super Mario Odyssey >Stream 2 Tomorrow and the day after: FFIX ($20%) - Garnet only run https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/live https://esamarathon.com/schedule/ Previous: >>732787620
>>732797025>roguelikenope
I hate miggers.
The universe and reality itself warps around him
Migging
Poor guy can’t catch a break lmao
Anyone got anon's Rimworld mod list text file still?
>corrupted auto save file into full reset
MIGGY
I'm sorry Rebel.I was...so hungry.
post yfw save gets corrupted again
Migged
Is this game worth the 2 euros? It is currently on sale.
>>732797445
>>732797409Truly next level speedrun strats.
>>732797445Let's not tempt fate.
>>732797445funny? no, i'm rooting for dragon bro
miggy
>>732797512Sexo with grown-up Plum
Why did he load that corrupted save again?
A thousand years in Paint
bros... this is the last rebeldragon run....
Why do people still use steam lmao
>>732797761how many runs did he doman's got talent
>>732797761ESAids will bless us with another
It was funny when boylove 4 was fucking up constantly all run.
>>732797768Works on my machine.
>>732797768pretty good at loosening adhesives if you dont want to fuck something up with rubbing alcohol
HmmAm I digging too deep, anons, or do the streamers now get some kind of a sneaky notification on the incoming donations so they KNOW for sure there are new ones?Maybe to save them the embarrassment of the first few days when they were like, "Are there any new donations you can read?" And the host just coughed awkwardly and mumbled there were none :feelsbadman:
>>732797761it's overno more kino until july
>>732797870I mean it's better than GDQ that just makes up donations.Frankly they read like 5 donations per hour with messages unless it's trans rights shit.
>>732797870There's a giant screen in their setup that tells them when there's donos. It's not a secret, go look at any BTS photos of the stream room.
>>732797870you're too slow
>>732797870buttplug connected up their ass vibrates, more dollars = stronger vibration
>>732797519This bitch looks like a full blown trannyand this makes me fucking diamonds
>>732797870Yes the runners hear the Mario coin sound too, not just you
>>732797964why the lopunny working as a wagie when she or he could easily find a sugardaddy
>>732797761He's doing Xenoblade on friday
>>732797495Yeah. It's pretty timeless. You can skip most of the dlc on your first playthrough, but I'll give you a quick overview. Crimson court adds one new class and a pretty rough meta mechanic that forces you into an additional area with difficult dungeons. Color of madness is kind of an endless mode. Butcher's circus (free) is a single player arena pvp mode against other champions. Musketeer (free) is a reskin of another range character. Finally I do recommend getting Shieldbreaker it's an additional fun class that comes with its own smaller story missions.
>>732797731Impossible estimate
Just tuned in, what the hell is he trying to do?
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!
>>732797731fixed
>Want to watch something while I eat>Don't give a fuck about HadesAlright, which previous run do I watch the vod for?
>>732798525The Sonic Crowd Control one was pretty fun
>>732798525Why aren't you watching rebeldragon?
This is Chenso Club, featuring guest character Plum from the European Speedrunning Assembly.
>>732798602wtf is a chenso
>>732798602PLUM HAS A GAME?!?!?
>>732798686She's a guest character.
>>732798602Cool, did this just release? I bet the player count is huge what with how famous Plum is.
>>732797731>>732798518kek
>>732798602Weird fanfic, but you do you
>>732798662like chainsaw
>>732797973Yes we have a donation that says DESTROY that childhood game, trans rights are human rights!
>>732798858Fred Durst?????
>>732798686the game has a plum*
>>732798602the other characters are so fucking bad
>>732799237Blue hair is cute
>>732799318
>>732799318kixy should go dye her hair blue
>>732797761Next year it'll just be RebelDragon168 hours straight of just RebelDragon
>>732799404ESA saved?
>>732799374Imagine chlods cosplaying as plum. OH FUCK I'M GONNA CUM
>>732797025How were runs today? Back from American wageslave hours
>>732798968ILL SKIN YOUR ASS RAW
>>732799501Red Alert is the best run of the marathon
Forgot to hit submit award
>>732799627Hmmm yes, yes I'm noticing.
>>732799627>Only 4 ratings for DisneyslopStream 2 was just too powerful, no wonder edenal wants to shut it down.
Rate Darkest Dungeon
>Underestimate even including the resetBASED REBEL
>>732799720Almost like people don't care to rate every run until something interesting happens.
8 minutes under estimate, what do we do with all this saved time?
>>732799805A+Our lad can't stop delivering.
>>732799815It was at 15 minutes when they reset so it's 5 minutes over
>>732799805B
>>732799805B>>732799815They reset the timer, but he was only 7 minutes over which is pretty good
not this again
>>732799805C+ While he did manage to finish the run, it's just not a very interesting run.
>>732799627>borefest run so i barely pay attentionnah i don't think i'll rate it>sovlfvl rvni think i'll rate it
>>732799805A, pretty good, also small trainwreck bonus.
This clip looks like something out of My summer car lol
>>732799906filtered
>>732799805A despite the technical difficulties
>character named Hag>looks like thisummmmm based devs?
Play plum's song techfag
>>732799805A
>>732799805I'm doin' him an A
>>732800027HOLY PLUMMERS
CELEBRATORY PLUM FOR OUR LAD
>>732800027KEK
PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM
>>732799992Kys Edenal
>>732800027okay
PLUM
HERE COMES PLUM
>>732800027>he's here
I bought a fish eye lens and made a rap video with a couple of friends
Did they make songs for all the Plum Game characters? Or was this some weird niche advertising?
>>732800027The fuck
>>732800027HOLY FUARK
CUM IN PLUM TIME
now play frame perfect
>>732800134Only for Plum.
CUM IN PLUM
>>732800134This is it. Truly a miracle to exist.
here she cums
>>732800027
>>732800027Blessed.
Imagine paying ESA to advertise your game.And some stupid song for a dead game gets more engagement.
>>732800134Only Plum for some reason despite her not being the main character of the game
You can't put this ad right after plum's.The difference in quality is whiplash inducing
>>732800027BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
that fucking dragon again!!
>game adHmm I wonder how Ninja or Die is doing
>front page of twitch has working streams>click on ESA stream>black screen>try turning off ad blocker, extensions etc>still black screen>use pop out window>that workswhat
>>732800251very interesting phenomenon where the ad for the game was too good for its own purposes
>>732800406not very Ninja that i can tell you
I do enjoy these small segments about random strats and features. Hope they'll eventually get more of them done, since you can reuse them in the future as long as you don't spam or overdo them.>>732800280kek
do we rate legend of zelda link to the past or? technically a run
>>732800406Esa should buy the rights to that guy too
>>732800451>I do enjoy these small segments about random strats and features.I remember they had a lot more of those in earlier times. I like those, too.
How many Asian French people are there? (Besides this guy and Sharon Lee)
>>732800027>they put tech anon on the graveyard shift
>good luck on your run Babe
>>732800406died
>fully upgraded 'save' for a 'speed run'hmm
>15 minutes talking about the run without it startingreal GDQ vibes in here
>>732800930they did the reddit "pet the heckin doggo" incentive
>He's petting the dog outside the run
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO START THE RUN?
>>732800979run invalid beyond belief
>a fucking fully finished save file for a 'speedrun'We have enter GDQ level of cheating
>>732800406Die
>still haven't beaten hades 2Beat the big guy at the top of the mountain, but it just didn't click as the first one did for me, which I really liked. It's not that it's bad, I'm just not as exited about using any of the weapons. That said, I've never seen a good hades run.
>>732801145hades isn't a fun game to watch. but it's fun to playI 100% hades 2 but the last stretch was fucking cancer because it's just doing low runs waiting for RNG to progress the character quests. At least they patched it later to speed it up
Thoughts on roguelike mechanics?
>>732801109Idk man that last AGDQ pokemon run was on another level
>>732801292>roguelike>key elements require a turn based, grid map>bro just gotta go fasthmm
yet another hades run, put a Z for me
I've never played a fallout game or watched a speedrun from the game, is it worth checking out or should I just go to bed?
>>732801348Oops, I meant roguelite, I'm not very knowledgeable on these games. Not sure if they're for me.
>>732801403Fallout was on MondayAnd no, speedruns of Fallout are usually utter shit if you're not familiar with the games
>>732799627>RA2 that highNice, I love me some good RTS.Too bad about that KH2 FM run though. Made me late for work. Fucker needs to learn to manip Xaldin. But also being way overleveled for all the datas made it free as fuck.
Hades? More like Aidses.
>>732801403I'm not sure where you're seeing fallout or if you mean in general, but if you have seen one bethesda game speedrun, you know what's going to happen. They are extremely glitch heavy, porting or flying through the map.
>>732801396i miss his metal gear run, we haven't had an unanimous SSS rating since
plum
>>732802413-meting viewership
A French Chinaman, huh
>>732802492Noight toime recline.
Any dare I say kino runs in the past 12 hours?
>>732803209Yes.
>rogueliteAdd it to the bucket list of shit games to run at a marathon.
Aw sweet a roguelite.
>>732797870disproven
IM A HEADBANGA
i have roguelite fatigue
>>732803209red alert
The dude who sits right next to him is like the most uninvolved co-host I've ever seen (and heard)Then again, maybe he's just tired. It should be around 2-3 a.m. there now(ffs the captcha is getting more and more obscure, I can't even)
Only 20 more minutes...
>>732804690More than arms crossed sleeping guy?
Good fucking lord this run killed the thread
>almost 30 min>no postuhh guys?
>>732806659Hades is a shit marathon game, simple as.
>>732806659I got bored and put on curling
>>732806802>curlingBased.
>pet the dog
runs over
fuck this pet the doggo shit
doggo!!!
We are not rating this.
>look up>he's still petting the dogwtf it's been almost an entire end
>PET LE HECKIN DOGGERINOyeah nah fuck this imma go play something>comeback>still the same shit
rate this "run"
>>732807291C
>>732807291no
>>732807291SSS
>>732807291fuck you
>>732807291ZZZ to counter the other guy
>>732807291D boring
>>732807291F
Plum bukkake
>>732807546Name my band
>>732807291Z
guys, cut to something else
>>732807291I'm doin' him a D
>just a bunch of 'straight men' cuddling togetherfaggots
>>732807692
Don't handle Plum like that bro.
>>732807291CDidn't like it much, but the dude was trying his best, and it was pretty late, so...
S-she's looking at me....
Is Odyssey to zoomers like Mario 64 was for us?
sex with harriet
>we will never see her or the others ever again
>>732808427Zoomer speedrunners probably just play SM64.
>>732808427no
>>732808605No that'd be roblox
>>732808427I don't think so. Zoomers had so much more choices that a self-titled gamer can easily not have played that game while basically anyone who wasn't a console warrior or a mustard race played Mario 64 at some point in the 90s and early 2000s.
>>732808605suigi won
>>732808592All you have to do is kill Edenal and his sycophants.
Graveyard shift this year has been grim as hell.Literally negative energy here, I want to go to bed early.
Dead general.
>>732810260It's wild how much these threads shift in momentum.What was everyone's favourite run so far? Mine was Red Alert 2.
shit gameshit run
>>732810357a two hours hades run will do that
>>732810715red alert 2 for sure. I liked the SA2 crowd control if only because it felt like the runner and crowd had some signs of life
>>732810715crash racing games and the n. sane trilogyi don't even like crash that much, but the runners were good in almost completely opposite ways
>>732810726Is it all the stop-starting with cutscenes and menus? The actual gameplay gets interrupted so much in this one.
>>732811274as opposed to mario 64 where you have to start the entire level over again whenever you get a star?
>bing bing ꜱoydyssey>3 hoursewwwww
>refresh thread >think my internet connection is fucked>no, thread it is just literally deadgrim
>>732812125godless even
>>732812125Same as last two nightsSame as tomorrow night
>>732812125welcome to esa where they will spend all of gdq spamming how much better esa is and how much they're looking forward to it, and then esa happens it's full of trannies, over estimates by a hours, and threads so dead a single bored anon can rate runs whatever they want because the event is so dull everyone just falls asleep
>euro event>worst runs during euro timewhat is this about
>>732812357Sounds great!
>>732812125There is really nothing to talk about the run. Newer mario games are just boring.
>>732812418>Euro Time>Clock says it's 5:30 AM over thereYeah they're passed out
>>732812471it's all literal whos playing literal what games till final fantasy starts
>>732812418wut this entire event is taking place during the olympics so you have no excuse to not know when they're sleeping no olympics = sleep time. curling starts in 3 and a half hours that's when europe will be up
>>732812505X-Com is good though, it's Forbidden Memories (with or without cheats) that's bad
>YOU GOT A MOON>YOU GOT A MOON>YOU GOT A MOON>YOU GOT A MOON>YOU GOT A MOONWhy are Nintendo games like this?
>and here is vere mario yumps over on de blatform>....jah>............>wow dat yump vas tight>....jah 3 hours of this.
>>732812852for me it's SHINE GET
>>732812880>2 Jah in 3 hourswow lucky
>>732812618who even watches winter olympics
>>732812852yeah feels kinda shitty to just get these so easily
>>732812880That's the genuine Scandinavian experience.
>>732812981NHL players are back playing, there isn't a chance I'm watching ESA during the hockey games.
>realistic humans in MarioWhat were they thinking
>>732812852The MOOOON
>>732813167woah thats kinda philosophical think about the implications
>>732813439thought this was Lunala from the thumbnail
>>732812357it's comfy
>>732812357
>>732812357thanks for coming
>>732812357Based GDQ defender, I can't wait for summer games so I can just whine about how much I dislike trannies for a whole week.
>>732812852the star get sfx in mario party sounds like shit now too
The moon counter constantly being on screen is really annoying
These guys sound like construction workers making small talk
>>732812852The ah it booted me out of the level meme: not even once.
A fifth of the screen being taken up by moons seems kind of excessive.
Odyssey is soulless
>>732814953Coulda just said Nintendo.
Does that lady goomba have a namefor no particular reason
>>732815260End your sinful ways
>>732815260gaijin goomba's Wife
>>732815260God you sick son of a bitch.Goombella is better.
>>732815260patricia
>check schedule >they're behind schedule which run/runs went overestimates?
>>732815886Tech Crew (Any % Setup)
>>732815886There may have been a slight fuckup 20 minutes into Darkest Dungeon.
>>732815886schedule doesn't matter since anything is liable to be replaced at anytime because GDQ unleashed a bioweapon upon ESA in order to finish it off once and for all so every runner is sick.
>2018/05/02Runner going so fast he's beating the game 7½ years ago
>>732816031It was the brownies
>>732816032Wo ist Michael?
>>732816084wood
>>732812852They wanted to make the moons so short you could pick up the switch and play a bit even on small breaks
>>732816084Anyone that had some of that deserved to get sick, shit looks nasty
>>732816084this looks so gross and delicious at the same time
>>732816031>>732816084they've been chugging ice cream non stop, it's all their fault
>>732816276how does ice cream give you a cold
>>732816084brownies are supposed to be baked and just slightly denser cake what the fuck is this abomination?
>>732816084This shit looks uncooked. Is that what brownies are supposed to be like? Aren't they more of a cake?
>>732816402it makes it worse
>>732816471ok mom
>>732816084Nigga I don’t know where you grew up but this shit ain’t brownies
>>732816402Well it doesn't give you a hot does it?
>>732816402the immunoresponse is retarded at decreased temperatures
mystery niggas...
>>732816471Does it?
>>732816498Why do they call it a cold, when it makes you hot?WHAT'S the DEAL with THAT?!
>YOU GOT A MOON>it's clearly a star
>>732816420yeah its like chocolate fudge in.. more chocolateidk
how many stars will the toad bitch give mario?? i am tired of watching it
>>732816589its because it also gives you the chills jerry
>>732816589did you know that the cold and heat receptors are the same thing and give the same signal and only your association with and cold and hot makes the difference?crazy huh
IT'S OVERAT LAST
Rate the darker side of getting moons in Super Mario Odyssey
>>732816981i dont want to
>>732816981D+Boring. Hardly worth even using as a background noise.
>>732817051What if I say please?
>>732816981Afuck you i liked it
>>732816981CI don't like Odyssey runs, there's a lot of tech but I just find it boring
>>732816981C
>>732816981Cfor snoozin time
>>732816981I'm doin' him a C
>>732817086i have to go
>>732816981B I guess.
IT'S PLUM
HERE COMES PLUM!!!
dirty tricks, trying to shock a nightshift corpse back to life with PLUM
>>732816981B.Inoffensive, didn't go over estimate. Nothing crazy, but not bad.
I just plum'd
>>732816981C Boring, and I got quickly sick of the moon collecting jingle
STRUTTIN' TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUM
HERE I CUM IN PLUM
>event is dead>quick activate plum
I'm give plum the stinky one-eyed snake if you know what I mean
PLUM IN CUM
pssst i couldn't go back to sleep
A Nightmare Before Christmas was my favorite movie growing up. Ain't no other movie quite like it.
>American runner>Not a trannyA first for ESA 2026
the first americans that aren't trannies, incredible
I hope his eyebrow peels off that'd save esa
>>732817559it STILL is my favorite movie i love jack
>Completed save file with everything unlockedmeh
>easy mode>NG+fucks sake
>NG+ easy modeEh, I'll let it pass since it's short.
wow what a run
>THIS IS ALL BOSSES>save with every powerup
>>732817559I remember being indifferent to annoyed as a kid because it played so nuch during the holidays. Can't remember a thing about it maybe I should give it another chance.
>>732817773Same. Between Halloween and Christmas in elementary school, I must have seen the first 40 minutes of this movies at least 20 times.
>>732817694
>no Plum skin for ALttPBoooo
Confirmed screen with donations on runners view
>>732818108That's a good idea, there probably just isn't a sprite sheet for her yet
>ProfesserSpeedruns
Based Duke enjoyer.
>Runner says resetting allows him to skip some RNG and save many minutes>Commentator asks what RNG>Runner just says RNGwow thanks for the explanation
Alright these captchas are fucking ridiculous. I have to fill out like 10-20 until I just get lucky on this one. The others are piss easy but THIS one is just wrong. They're all the same. This site has slowed to a crawl because of these shitty captchas.
>>732818431It's literally just shapes, are you just actually retarded?
>>732818431not saying it doesnt suck butit remembers you, so after enough time you get just 1 easy puzzle or none at all
>>732818431Just, like, look at them.
>>732818431If it filters 60iq 3rdies then I'm all for it.
>>732818431>he can't tell the demon core and the star of david apart
What's up with the schedule? Xcom was supposed to be on
>>732817694autismos seem to think making number go small in itself is the impressive part and not the showcasing of skill
>>732818431are captchas different per region or something cause mine are all like preschool pattern recognition
Remember kids, you just need to kys and you'll get first place
>>732818508>>732818521>>732818541>>732818548>>732818583Here are all the options for one of them. Which one is the one that's different and why is it different? They all have the white and black boxes in the same spot. Some are bigger but that's usually wrong too. You guys love to brag but the speed of this board right now speaks for itself. I've never seen /v/ this slow.
>>732818945bottom right
>>732818945bottom right, the white square are not in the same place.are you trolling?
>UFO 50 got deletedDamn
>>732818945If you're going to bait post at least use the diamond string one.
>>732818945You don't compare the three in one picture, but all of them with the other pictures
>>732818945Anon I hate these but bottom right is obvious
>>732818945Anon....
>>732818836You've been posting on 4chan too long. Or you gave them your email.
>>732818986Another one bites the dust... How many will actually survive this ESA? This is brutal
>click get captcha>all the links are purple????
>5 (you)s in under a minuteYeah I see why these niggers do it now
Run's over by the way.Rate Nightmare Before Christmas I guess.
>>732819043E Z M O D O
>>732819043F
>>732819039envious? Do you need also some (you) ?
>>732819043D
>>732818945What am I looking at here?
>>732819043B-was okaypoints off for playing on ng+
>try to order plum plush>said I already ordered one
>>732818945race?
>>732819043D>Did you know I have the speedrun world record in Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie Boogie's Revenge>Oh really? Can you show me?>W-well no, it needs to be on new game plus with my specific savefile set upStill it's not Pokemon Snap Randomizer
Any chance of Xcom being as kino as Command & Conquer?>>732818945Literally kids puzzle tier...
>>732819043C
>>732819163heh
>>732819212zero chance
>>732819241>underestimating Xcom probabilities
Oh shit. It's the original XCOMMH BODY IS READY
I know it's the wrong XCOM but I'm going to snakepost anyways
>see someone post "I wanna cum in plum">reply with Me Too!!!>reply has a (you) attached
Rebel alert again
Ready for 12 hours of FF9 soon Anon?>>732819307heh>>732819420Die xeno lover
>KHwait wasnt this supposed to be xcom?
>>732819043B it was kind of kino
>>732819471>see someone save a thumbnail
>>732819492hmmmmno
>>732819553I tried to save the full image but my pc said I had it already.
haytch pee
>>732819163>order a plum plush>the plum plush is purple
>no one in the audience
Steven Seagal!
Liking this runner already.
man this guy cant spell kek
He types like my grandma!
LMAO why did the guy not just say the word and instead spelled it out
>>732819771Is that Plum game?
>H>Huh?>H A R D>Like this?
I should have donated to name the base Plum's Womb.
>>732819851don't hate, he speedran through elementary school
The base name input disaster was so painful to watchI mean, the guy who spelled it out fucked up, too, but oh man, oh boy, oh man...
>>732819774It really is lmao
>>732819858
>>732819912
He's going to snatch every motherfucking burfdays...
>>732797870there’s a screen visible to the runners and commentators with messages from the host. normally, it’s supposed to say ”nothing new” or whatever, and then ”time for a message?” when the host sets it to that. the issue at the beginning of the marathon was that it was showing the latter always, even when there was nothing to read
>>732819887>hradlike this?
>>732819043B
wtf did that monitor move on its own
oh cool it's ufo
>>732820048There is no monitor.
AROUND BARNSNEVER RELAX
>>732820106around barns, stay ...alarmed?
>>732799627Sly 3 misspelledWasn’t Painscreek Killings also foid?
>>732820146give a darn
Ok this is ESL kino
imagine if the guy came from the same area as Arnold
He just pulled a "Brazil can go fuck itself".BRAVOSEAGAL
>>732820283I see the resemblance now
I know he's focused in the run, but shit it's frustrating to hear him take so long to explain stuff. "If we get ... If we get the uh ... 900 minus ... we get 900 minus twice ... we uh ... the game uh ... we lose uh ..." Man, today please! This game rocks but damn!
He's running this on real hradware
>>732820385Another runner who would benefit from a co-commentator
His APM is pretty shit>>732820385He 100% needs a CO-COM
I'm glad I've played X-COM because anyone who hasn't will have no idea what the fuck is going on in this run.
>>732820418ms-dos supports multiple monitors?
>showing that you responded is more important than actually achieving anything by itgame is ahead of its time
>>732820481never played it, no idea what is going on because he's not really explaining things. still kinda enjoyable.
>>732820502They're probably using a signal splitter.
Oh for fuck's sake. Instead of a 'trans roights' counter we could've used an 'and... yeah' counter. This brainfreeze stuff is just as prevalent, and almost as annoying.'So... yeah''And.... yeah''Umm... yeah'I can't anymore
>>732820601just stop noticing itlike turn off your tism
>>732797025>$20%is Metako still doing these
>>732820601
>>732820481I've only played the Nu-Xcoms. It's interesting to see the original. I'm kinda keeping up
>>732820645No
>Only audience member leftlel
STICK WITH THE PRODPROD WITH THE PROD
>>732820865
>>732820631My tism is the only thing keeping me aliveMaybe it's like, a sign of a bigger issue at play I wouldn't have been nitpicking if the run(ner) had been genuinely fun
>>732820865its 9 am everyone is still recovering from the orgy in the plum room
Bets on how overestimate this is going to be?
>>732821045I have no idea. Dude keeps reloading but the estimate could have taken shitty RNG in consideration.Doesn't help that I have no idea what the actual victory condition of the game is either.
where the hell did he get a plasma hovertank already
>>732821045Apparenly he factored this savescumming into the estimate. But if your game is heavily reliant on RNG to be possible you probably shouldn't submit it to a marathon.
it'll be fine, trust
>>732821126Got an intact UFO at the start of the run, so he had elerium and navigation parts to make them.
cheat saves?
>>732821170>safety saveThe only way to save this run now is a real trainwreck. I hope he fucks up even with the save.
>>732821119He needs to capture some aliens in this base, then interrogate them and do some research to unlock the final mission.
>Safety save
>>732821119Probably abducting an engineer from that alium base, then abducting a commander and then going to Mars with whatever he has and hope for the best.
Yallstve finna do be
oops
I have no idea whats going on
>>732821328>post contains indecipherable text
Gotta go to Uni, someone please vote B from me. C if he goes over estimate.
>>732821159ESA seems pretty desperate for anything to fill out the schedule
>>732821525
reminds me that I haven't seen a /v/ ufo let's play in a while
>>732821558
>>732821527
>>732818945>>732818431Holy fuck I get it now.>>732819003Even after this person explained it I still didn't get it.You're not comparing the shapes to each other you're comparing them to the other images.I had to do that at least 100 times before I saw the pattern. Does that mean I just got an IQ boost?
>>732821705Jesus Christ dudehappy for you I guess
*clap* *clap* *clap*
is this guy choking?
>too much to explain for you
>>732821790I have no idea
>>732821596I don't think people even do threads like that anymore. Then again, I don't really come here often enough to notice if they still happen.So, the plan to win is to JOHN MADDEN the Mars base, huh...And this guy keeps losing to menuing lmaoWhat a trainwreck.
This game really fucking hates this dude. Even the safety save is fucking him over
>>732821705you're closer to being human
Did he load the last save from the mission he already cleared after fucking up the next one? I missed the alien killing itself.Also yeah this shit is going over.
ah, the CLASSIC x-com
>>732821705You're an illiterate retard, no surprise there.
>>732818945I would've said bottom left. All the others have two shapes with a similar rotation, but bottom left has no alike rotations
>>732821835bless him for speedrunning with a dying mouse that sometimes double clicks by accident
BETRAAAYAL
>>732821852He did the research in the wrong order and wasted one of his captured aliens, so he had to redo it.
>>732821846That's literally just X-COMSomeone earlier called Darkest Dungeon Risk Mitigation: The Game, but this is 4D risk mitigation controlled by AM
say it with me
>>732821790Inferior genetic hair.
>>732821790Yes, but this game is pretty random so you need multiple runs to get a good time
>>732821864weak
oohh noooo
OVER
>>732821945Ah, all right
damn look at them THIGHS on the audience guy on the right
>Have both streams be live for 18 hours a day>Have stream 1 go live at 6 AM and stream 2 at 6 PM>Have 6 hours to spare for going over the estimate for both streams every dayYou can go over the estimate for 12 hours every day and still be on schedule.
>and that's a miss actually, guided misses aren't supposed to missxcom baby
>the guided missile with massive aoe misses completelyi love you xcom
>>732822156hit so hard it overflowed to a miss
>this motherfucker missed 2 footballs alreadyThat's not even XCOM's fault at this point.
>This runhttps://youtu.be/23cSs1rvbUQ?si=DWI1Bpk-SQLa5hpc
>>732822035That's XCOM baby!
I love XCOM but it's no speedgame
This is totally not good
it's not looking too good not gonna lie
>>732822130
Everything that can go wrong it's going wrong and then some. It's almost impressive
>timer doesn't stopStop, he's already dead
tech crew PLEASE
>>732822352lel
>"time!">time keeps running oh esa
>that fucking ending
r8 then masterb8
trackballs are better than those old ass shitty optical mice anyway
>whole crew dead>tonk trickshot saves the dayoh, wow
>>732822451C+
sadly logitech doesn't make hardware that good anymore
>>732822451A
boy i love myself some Myulk: kampen om det öppna landskapet
>>732822451B
>>732822451C for comfy
>>732822451C
>>732822451B. It's an xcom game so obviously it'll go over estimate with rng fuckery but watching him get fucked extra bad was pretty funny. Wish I understood what he was saying or was going on.
>>732822451C I rate
>>732822451C I guess
>>732822451C. Terrible failure but still kind of entertaining.
>>732822451Balmost trainwreck levels on bad luck
>>732822451AFun trainwreck of a run.
>gets shat on by the RNG at every chance>his entire team gets wiped out before even reaching the Mars base >wins with the last shot before they kill the runTHAT'S XCOM BABY!
>>732822469my g203 has started double clicking
>>732822451D for loading a safety save
>>732822451Z also>1 run behind schedule
>>732822451B fun and UFO is always great
>>732822451BFor a Beautiful trainwreck
They should run real Swedish ludo instead
>>732822451B-didn't even try to explain, blamed it on the game being too complex rather than recognizing that he is overwhelmed by playing and explaining at the same time
>>7328225462 actually
Next time they should get someone to attempt xpiratez speedrun.
>>732822451BI only woke up now after yesterday's orgy but it was a good vibe to steer my hazy head throughWhoever was there with the Plum socks last night, you left one on my dick. See me in the arcade room
>>732822563yeah
HOT MIC
KEK WAS THAT A BIT>we can't subject the people to this game
>Host lamenting the schedule issues while on hot micPure Kino
Oh shit it's Rebeldragon's american cousin
what the hell
>the game only updates when you move the mousesOVL
What's going on with the couch
WHAT IS THAT
Finnland at his finest.
welp, this is something
>spilled his milk all over the deskKEK HOLY S RUN
fat fuck spills the milk
>sits there zoned out of his mind>READ THAT NOW in the loudest volume possible>spills milk all over the equipment>SHITfucking lmao
>Wake up>Make cofe>Drink cofeFeel good
Oh fuck, my spaghetti bolognese spilled out.
Goddamn that boys got some waist on him
why american so fat
Now THIS is graveyard shift gaming
>>732822835spilled his myulk
fatty escorted out of ESA after spilling his "milk" on stream
holy shit my sides
why did someone donate almost 10% of the current donation sum during this run
milky spilly
>cleans up a little bit of spilled milk>*breathes heavily*>almost diesS tier
The Moloko speedrun venue
>>732822949>>732822961milkmind
>>732822949>>732822961
>>732822861I was about to go to sleep and that shit got me good.I wonder who was the madman that donated the biggest amount of money ESA has seen in years.
>allowing open liquids near tech>allowing MILK near techThis is the tech crew's fault as much as these fat fucks
what the fuck is a myulk: kampen om det oppna landskapet
>>732822949>>732822961milkpilled
Myulk destroys hardware AND software.
ah so this the much fabled Myust everybody raves about
>crashedmy sides
trainwreck kino
ladda
BLESSED RUN
The gift that keeps on giving.
S for spaghetti
Myulk
>dont catch the ESAIDSWHAT HAHAHA
Mammas letter
>>732823212It's hilarious if you're 12
That American is trying way too hard.
What in the hyuck is myulk?Have Swedes only made this, Svea Rike and Helldivers?
she cute
>>732823212I'm ok with that term catching on, it's better than whatever GDQ actually named their bioweapon
I want to fuck Arla.
>>732823257All the nuWolfenstein games are by Swedes
>>732822949>>732822961>>732823107>>732823153
>>732823257DICE is Swedish, Grin/Fatshark is Swedish, Paradox is Swedish, Valheim was made by Swedes
>$1500 donationWhat the heck was the occasion and what did it say?
>>732823429mjölk
>>732823380>>732823320Damn, I don't know shitSweden can be really hit-or-miss, huh?
>>732823429good luck you owe me a pizza or something like that
>>732823429>NOOO PEOPLE HAVE SPARE MONEY TO DONATE!??! MUST BE MONEY LAUNDERING!
>milkslop game
C&C RA2 irish runner in the crowd
wtf is going on
Exploding cheese
rebel should eat him so he becomes top blob like agar.io
>>732823614kek
banger boss music
>>732823476This isn't GDQ, lil cub
3.1 is the cutest
>advertisement game for milk turns into cosmic horrorhuh
froge
RATE MILK
>>732823539what's his story
>>732823750C
>>732823750S
>>732823750A-
>>732823750A+
>>732823750SSOVL KINO
>>732823750B
>>732823750B+
>>732823750A
>>732823750Spilled MILK
>>732823750Atrainwreck
zeddybear is the gayest name I ever heard
>>732823756
FUCK I missed it
>>732823806>wasting milk for some dumb fetish
>>732823727She's a real qt.
I'd drink kixy's milk
>>732823858as opposed to?
>>732823750M
>>732823879
I HAVE A NEED TO MIG
>>732823879gross, loser
>>732824031>>732824031>>732824031MIG
>>732823107fuck I missed kino
