What's next for Link?
Why were the trees from aqua teen hunger force trying to kill me?
ZAMN
>>732825683Frotting with me.
>>732825991>it's another loner mistaking lust for kinship
>>732825683servicing Zelda in her chambers every night
>>732825898Link's not real, but you can always frot with me
>>732825991>friendslol lmao, you were a sextoy.
>>732825991>>732826861No oneNot a soulLiterally not one single being in existence that ever breathed a single breath The most racist homophobic furry femboy nazi CS major:
>>732826578God, I NEED a maid dress like that!
>>732826861I bet you got spitroasted you little faggot.
>>732825683nintendo really seem to struggle to get games out now. botw was a decade ago and the dlc took 6 years to makebased on that, a new game might be out in like, 2035? if we're lucky
>>732827215Only twice actually. I knew a gay couple who would sometimes invite me over. Most of the time they were all over each other and I helped out, but a two times that put their full attention on me, which felt great, but was also quite overwhelming and exhausting
>>732827286All AAA game devs are like that now.One game each generation (human generation, not console generation).We can thank graphicsniggers for that.
damn that's a lot of fiction here
>>732827491not that anon, but you have no idea how easy it is in the gay scene to get into this stuff. I installed Grindr and it felt like I could've hooked up with guys in less than an hour
>>732827543so you are willing to lose your dignity to be a glorified cum dumpster and they too are for they'd be willing to cum in a lardass pipe?
>>732825991>>732827349How many STDs did you get?
Is oil wrestling fun? I want to grope an oily twink maybe jerk him off while he has my balls in his mouth.
>>732826578idk sounds gay
>>732826578pp size?
>>732826578why do women like thisI get the appeal for men because they are homos
>>732827349Post your fruity hole.
>>732825683I play the nipslop for she
>>7328282015.5 inches>>732827626None, actually. I never did random hookups and everyone was quite trusted.
>>732828364Cute size, needs to be slapped and bullied by one bigger (mine)
>Get one woman a month to match with me on dating programs>Could get a boyfriend in a month if I pretend to be gay on dating programsThis says a lot about society.
>>732828364Post old photos plz
>>732828534>especially uncut ones at least 7 inchesThats me
>>732828495Women in the western realm are fucked beyond belief. Either try Asian girls or go full homo and find a bro to also be your husband
>>732827286The problem is that they are letting doomed developments snowball for too long, multi-year delays have become routine and obvious excuses for missed milestones like open world are being accepted. Everyone working on these projects in management has been promoted well beyond their comfort zone in a classic application of the Peter principle and are now either floundering when it comes to actually communicating their ideas or are posing unreasonable demands that they don't really have the relevant context for anymore. >>732827351Games are kind of less impressive now graphically relative to just how easy and capable modern tools are, so I would blame management niggers for that.>>732828283Because we flipped the script in the enlightenment era with shit like the great male renunciation (because for whatever reason this was an era where people thought that syphilitic gambling addicts had all the right ideas) and since then men have been forced to be utilitarian and unornamented, but genetically both men are predisposed to being peacocks in frilly clothing and women are predisposed to liking that.
I'm having April Fool's day flashbacks
>>732828746Wanna trade pics? Maybe drop tag
>>732827065tranny reddit meme kys
Keep talking about how you get your holes stretched. I'm kinda in the middle of something here
>>732825991Yeah, dorm life was something else. But I lost my roommate-with-benefits to covid. He didn't die or anything, just had to move back home because dorms shut down and we drifted apart.
>>732825683>Love crossdressing, especially in games but also in real life.>No interest in sex of any kind, especially out of marriage and non-reproductive.
>>732828973>>732825991>>732826861>>732827349>>732828309>>732828678>>732828746>4chan is filled to the brim with chuds>meanwhile your average discussion the moment someone says they're a bit gayIs 4chan secretly the most woke place on the net?
>>732825683I've got twinkification fatigue
I'm fat and balding
>>732829183Nah that's just manly man talking. you wouldnt get it fag
Trying to get a tummy like link is very hardI want to be able to take some nice pics and impress my crush in hope he'll love me back
>>732825991I went on a grindr spree a couple years ago and it was fun, had to stop though cause I was getting scared of stds and people kept catching feelings when that wasn’t what I was going for and rejecting people doesn’t feel good
>>732829303Show tummy.
>>732828534>Though they intimidate me for fucking, I always take forever to get used to it without it hurting like a bitchWhats the biggest youve taken?Bit over 8 here and it can be messy
>>732825683I wish I had a cute bro in whose ass I could bust, but I'm extremely antisocial and mentally ill.
>>732829189shit taste
>>732829183There's no contradiction. You can consider someone pleasant company and fun to fool around with while still not want that person to get into position of power and start running things in your country. It's not even specifically gay thing. It's pretty much how many straights think about women.
>>732829675>hey I like you and want to be together but I also think you're a subhuman and you aren't allowed to be successful on life yeah bro that's how it works I would LOVE to have someone say that to me
>>732828695One time, I allowed men to match with me on Tinder out of curiosity for an hour. In that time, I got 5 guys interested in me. I don't know if I would go through with it. At my age, all the cute men suffered twink death, and there are no cute traps. Plus, the gay community.mp3 has its own set of cancer and problems to deal with.
>>732829658You are literally gay
You think there are a lot of men turning prison gay because of how shit modern women are?
>>732829754Look i love you and i want you to be happy. But i dont think gays should be allowed to vote or enter office, same for woman and non-whites.
>>732829883YeahJust look at the state of /v/Remember that coof april fools event?
>>732829779>twink deathLoving someone for who they are and not their appearance is the key to a happy lifeBut yeah, twinks really hit the wall extremely hard
>>732825683hopefully real dungeonsbut knowing how retarded nintendo is, we'll get another open world game with a master sword made out of glass
>>732825991>>732826861You need to seek God out bro. What you have done here is not right and you will one day have to answer for these crimes you have committed against God's Law and design for your life by willingly engaging in and allowing yourself to continue on in this sinful lifestyle.It would be infinitely better for you to come to that realization now then repent before God and ask Jesus to forgive you and save you from this depravity rather than continue with it and end up coming to the exact realization I am asking you to come to now but in death when you will know you have no other way to repenting anymore, and you will forever be anguished by the fact that you will know the reason you will be separated from God for the rest of eternity will be due to your own fault, and no one else's.
>>732830148KEK
I wish I had gone bi in college but now I'm old and need to settle down with a girl
>>732830148Wanna know something funny the most depraved gay sex i ever had was with a bible thumper. We fucked like rabbits for a weekend and on sunday we visited his church together, it was really nice. Good kisser too
>>732830247Girls are so fucking boringFuck women Fuck their shit "hobbies"Fuck them all
>>732830324Anglican, I presume.
>>732830247You need to settle things down with God, not women. A woman isn't going to save you from anything nor is she going to actually bring you any long term joy or happiness. You will desperately seek marriage and validation from women when you are not even ready for it nor know how to handle being in a position like that and what you thought you needed is what you will come to realize is now draining you of all your life and energy and will keep you feeling miserable for the rest of your life.God alone is the first and foremost thing you should seek out before all else. Everything good that follows suit will be a result of you actually having God in your life and following Him so that you don't desperately desire other things that will do nothing in the long run but corrupt and destroy you.
>>732826578I really need to get a maid dress with panties, stockings and garter belt somewhere.
>>732830386Catholicism but i guess its almost the same.
>>732830431You just know this anon is the most degenerate faggot behind closed doors
>>732826578>frottingAlways seemed really hot to me but when I tried it irl it was kinda underwhelming
>>732830682You're supposed to share an onahole together
>>732830682Perceived enjoyment of things depends more on the right company than on the right moves.
>>732829754My relationship goals include someone who is successful in their own right who gets off to me saying this and other degrading things to them, regardless of the veracity of my claims. And I want them to cosplay as link and or zelda and then have them sit in my lap and watch me play from ocarina of time onwards since the only loz I've played is minish cap. Bonus points if we put together a game accurate cosplay for each game, a wedding ring if my reward for beating the games is that I can rip it off them and ravage them like an animal.
>>732830604100%, they always have the craziest kinks too
Can I get some cute boy outfit recommendations?
>>732826578>>732828283My gf hinted at finding this hotshould I buy the dress
>>732831459Why don't you just ask her
>>732831459Crossdressing is like pegging, it’s a trap by women. You think they’re fine with it, but they’ll never respect you ever again (aka you will be cheated on eventually)
>>732831453hard mode: cute without showing too much skin
>>732830072>Loving someone for who they areThat is for after you've hooked up with someone with decent looks and have spent a long time together. I'm talking years here.
>>732831558thanks I will follow your advice
>>732831626How old are you now? In your 30s?
>>732831771Yes, 34.
>>732831921you're one year younger than me. dont you thinks its time to settle down?
>>732831601You posted one
>>732832008Only just this year I've finally felt myself at a point when I can afford that. I wasn't settling down before not because I was a promiscuous slut (never was) but because I wasn't feeling secure and wealthy enough to be a family provider. And I did have relationships before, majority of them with women but they all ended due to one or another thing. And I already feel how incredibly hard this is going to be especially considering I've emigrated from Russia to EU and the immigrant status definitely won't be helping.
>>732831921I'm in my late 20s and found my perfect boyfriend, so I can't give much advice sadly
>>732832262Can't you actually get citizenship in EU via (gay) marriage?
>>732831601
>>732832262>spoilerif you have a deep voice you will be very popular with the germans, swiss and austrians both genders
>>732831601arguably...
>>732832390Nta and maybe it is different in different countries but marriage in mine doesn't grant you citizenship, just permanent asylum (kind of)
>>732832271That's wonderful to hearWhere did you meet him? And what was it that made you two bond?
>>732825683what a sexy man
>>732831601>>732832510shotas do nothing for me, i prefer otter
>>732832541He didn't live in my city at first so we met when he was here on vacation, through a dating app. We seemed to have similar interests and I found him really attractive which is how we matched. The first date was a bit awkward but we hit it off really well on the second one. We have only dated for two years by now tho
>>732832580Geez, I don't know, one of the Genshin guys?
>>732832390Gay marriage is a meme and doesn't amount to anything for anyone who is attracted to and can get it going with women. Generations of my fathers and mothers worked incredibly hard to get out of rural areas and backwater villages first to get a stable standing in Moscow and break into the upper-middle class during the turbulent post-USSR times. Me getting "married" to another man and never siring a proper child of my own would just be squandering the multi-generational efforts. As much as I like dudes this is not a viable life path for me. Gay shenanigans are all nice and great when you do not feel responsibilities or doesn't have to carry them at all, i.e young people and extremely rich people.>>732832437Alas, despite being capable of taking risks and achieving goals I am quite effeminate on the outside. I have no qualms about it though.
>>732831601Long, traditional maid dress with full sleeves.Medieval robes and large wizard hat, both two sizes too large for you.Decorated medieval doublet with puffy shoulders, frilly cuffs and a "skirt" part that goes over your upper legs. Tight medieval hosen. Feathered hat.
>>732832850i tought more like Will Mackenzie
>>732832868Do you not have any siblings? Maybe we just have different outlook on things but I don't value my own existence in the sense of being able to have kids. If my boyfriend gives me the biggest joys in life, I don't see why I shouldn't marry him. We may be young but in most of history, people married when they were young.
>>732832868I put gay in bracket for a reason, you could do straight marriage for all I care, my question was if doing either would grant you citizenship in the country.
LINK IS SUPPSED TO BE A CHADI WILL NOT ACCEPT ALL THIS SISSY POOF SLANDER AGAINST MY MAN
>>732832868Don't worry, Russians have been fucking eachother in the ass for centuries, you're not any different from your ancestors.
>>732833535>LINK IS SUPPSED TO BE A CHADlol you projecting cück
>>732833749Z for zesty
>>732832850tourist retard.
>>732833093>we just have different outlook on thingsWe definitely do. And I don't mean to argue anyone else's values and views. >If my boyfriend gives me the biggest joys in life, I don't see why I shouldn't marry himI used to think that way too. But as I grew older the perspective on the overall position of my family and the state of the rest of the world made me appreciate the generational efforts more and emerged as this sense of responsibility before them. >Do you not have any siblings?I do have a little brother and he's doing much better on the relationship side as me (not to jinx it). But I also would like to solve things myself than delegate them to someone else.>in most of history, people married when they were youngTrue that. My father also used to say "marriage is a folly to be made when you're young". It is much easier to just go for it with a person you're comfortable with without weighing all the pros and cons when you're younger. If it works for you two - then it's amazing, do it and forge something beautiful together for yourselves.>>732833749Got a chuckle out of me, good one.>>732833209Yes, it is possible. But I'd still much rather try to do things the old-fashioned straightforward way.Anyhow, wouldn't want to turn the thread into blogposting even further.
>>732830682same but im literally almost 2x the size of my partner so maybe it was that, he liked going down on me more>>732832916stealing these ideas
>>732834096Why does everyone have large cocks except for me....I'm not even a bottom either
>>732830072I'm just not attracted to dudes past twinkdom at all, so it just wouldn't work.
>>732834210i have a small cock too, dont sweat it
>>732831601Clown
>>732834210well its simply that the ones with large cocks talk about them morefor everyone one mentioning it theres 100 that dont
>>732834373His game sucks balls
>>732834542in a good way?
>>732834096>same but im literally almost 2x the size of my partnerIt's kind of the reverse in my relationship, which makes frotting amazing for me. I love when the size difference is on full display
>>732834581No, in a bad way, one of the most predatory gachas I've ever had the displeasure to playWhich sucks because the artstyle looks good
>>732834542me too
I need a femboy that looks like Link to breed relentlessly.
I wish I could stay as a twink forever
i like guys but i cant see link as anything but a chad, not as a femboy or whatever
>>732834210Skill issue
>>732834803I'm not really into him either, but when i see him on the 'log i take it as a dogwhistle to talk to other gays
>>732834708I think most people wish they could stay looking like in their 20s forever
>>732833535He is still a chad. Link still kicks a lot of ass. But in the bed room with his virgin wife Zelda he like the sissy stuff. And since he is a chad, he doesn't have gay ass insecurities and cares what your retarded opinion is on what is sexy or not.
>>732834542Godlike design though
>>732834708There is a Twinkhag/ambush aesthetic that can endure with age
>>732834096>stealing these ideasSee, don't need to show skin to dress cute.
>>732830072Twink death is just a meme. Most hot twinks are that way by default and never had to put any effort into maintaining their appearance, so once that effort is required they start to fall apart.Ideally a hot twink will just turn into a hot guy, but that only happens if they work out and take care of themselves. Which most people simply don't do because it takes too much work.>But anon, I only like men who look nearly identical to womenYou're simply prison gay.
>>732835604How do I attain this glorious physique
>>732835604>Twink death is just a meme.cope
>>732835758roids
>>732835407>>732835604amen
test
IDK why people say sex is overrated, I got fucked hard last December and I'm still thinking about it, but my poor butt took a while to recover.But maybe topping is not as satisfying as bottoming? I tried that once and I wasn't a huge fan...
>>732836280those are tits, that's repulsive
>>732836280Michelin man?
>>732836348kek
>>732829183gay/crossdressing doesn't equal woke. Femboys can be some of the most unapologetically conservative and redpilled motherfuckers on the planet.
>>732836737so they hate niggers littering the Earth yet will never produce an heir? Hot air as usual
>>732836737I adore crossdressing but I hate trannies, pedos, criminal emigrants, inporting crime syndicates, forcing religion like islam on people, "white male guilt" bullshit and the "live in the pod and eat the bugs" bullshit.I respect gay people and black people who are cool and not criminals.So yeah, crossdressing does not mean woke.
>>732829183There's nothing woke about enjoying twinks.
Fugtrup did irreparable damage to Link's masculinity.
>>732836737Chuds won't like this truth nuke, but trannies can be too. The most racist person I know is a tranny.
>0 catbox linksAll /v/ posters are ugly, the pretty twinks all left
>>732837506you'll summon the delusional chin
>>732837506I just don't wanna get banned, it always ends up like that
>>732829303its really not that hard, little workout and good eating, ofc good genes help, i got a pretty nice tummy according to anons mostly
>>732837506go look at porn, why invite the irl posting attention fags. It just details the thread from being a general fag one
>>732829183You’re just realizing this now?
>>732837647>detailsderails*
>>732825683I broke up with my bf of 5 years idk what the future holds it sounds kinda aimless and sad I'm 30 and constantly too low energy to really take on dating again
I do wish there was a general to talk about such topics, I know /lgbt/ is just full of trannies and /cbg/ is permanently ruined by schizos
>bf lays in bed playing Metroid 4>get to suck his dick for like two hours straight, both actively and passively having it in my mouth while watching him playIs there anything better, bros?
>>732829183Excuse mua I am a radical centrist
>>732837803cbg is dead, killed by a jew
>>732837506Catbox links would awaken Big Hat's schizo stalker.
>>732837803Same, I wish /lgbt/ was actually for us fags. There really is no place on this site to consistently just talk to other gays, other than the occasional /v/ thread
>>732837803same that's why i enjoy these link threads
>>732837506My parents teached me to not post pics of myself online for attention.They can be used fro blackmailing or other bullshit.
>>732837823This is fake because there's no way he'd be able to play vidya while getting his dick sucked
>>732837849You guys stuck with that thread for a few more years than I did, kudos.
>>732837909/b/ has the occasional gay thread. They can be nice.
>>732837823can you make him cum though? sucking dick for two hours seems like too much for me. I don't like it when I can't make someone cum from a blowjob, it feels like there's no "reward"
>>732837982only good one is the feet dude because he's bulking up
>>732835230>. But in the bed room with his virgin wife Zelda he like the sissy stuffSissy stuff revolves around fetishizing humiliation and degradation, no matter how much you want to imagine yourself as le based muscle guy you are psychologically pathetic if youre into sissy cross dressing garbage
>>732837605Ive posted catbox links in dozens of threads in this and other boards and they never get bannedDirect pictures or vids do>>732837945You cant get blackmailed if you dont show anything that could get linked to you in a pic
>>732837506i posted it here time to time, was well received, but that would derail the thread
>>732837968It's not like I'm throating it the whole time>>732838046Yeah I've learnt what he really likes, so if I do it a certain way he cums after like 2 - 3 minutes lolI just like the longer sessions, if possible. But it's not like 2 hours of constant moving, that'd be very tiring.I agree though that getting to make them cum is the best, you get something awesome to swallow and you know you were able to pleasure them to the point of cumming
>>732837647>>732838171What is there to derail? This entire thread is just angsty whining about not being able to be a fag anywhere else but these stale hugbox threads, so just get on with it and post pics already.>But I'll get banned!!Just evade.
>>732838142NTA but I find humiliation and degradation very hot myself, I love the idea of submitting to other men, what am I supposed to do, just repress those desires?>>732838246You're lucky then, out of the 3 guys I sucked off, I could only make one of them cum, though I suspect part of the reason why is because of excessive masturbation
>>732838149>You cant get blackmailed if you dont show anything that could get linked to you in a picSome autist will recognize the pattern on my wall or furniture in the background.
>>732838346How about you start posting yours
/lgbv/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Tranny
>>732829183Every guy has an anima, sometimes it takes control momentarily that's why you see this "flip"They need their prostate rubbed
>>732838347Where those 3 guys one night stands? I feel like it helps a lot that I date him, since I get to practice sucking his dick quite often
>>732838374Anon Ive posted my cock in several pictures and videos in like 5 different boards and have never had someone blackmail or dox meMost is people asking for discord tag or kik
>>732829183>Is 4chan secretly the most woke place on the net?There is a certain board on this website that likes to sneak into other boards and pretend to be "average posters" with the endgoal of grooming teenagers into becoming trannies. I'll let you guess which board I'm talking about
>>732838418They should make /lgbv/ a board (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Vidya) and rename /lgbt/ to /tttt/ - Trans, Trans, Trans, Trans
Bump.
>>732838470Sort of but I did meet them several times. First one was some guy that I was friends with benefits with and I visited him several times but in the end I got bored because he couldn't even stay hard for sex and could only cum from stroking himself.Third guy flied over to meet me for sex and we spent like 5 days having sex every day. I sucked his dick a whole lot but I think I didn't even get close to making him cum.Granted, both of them stroked their dick very hard when jerking off so I'm pretty sure it partially comes down to death grip issues. But I agree with you that getting to know someone and what they like makes a huge difference, not everyone enjoys the same kind of stimulation.
>>732838643>Bumping a page 2 thread
>>732838519Hmmm.... could you give us any other hints?
>>732838681Yeah, theres a lot of videogame discussion going on here and I don't want it to archive yet.
>>732829183>invent a made-up term that means nothing and use it to encompass literally everyone who doesn't march in lockstep with your cult>act surprised when this strawman doesn't match with realityWow, who could've guessed.
>>732838675Yeah definitely sounds like some death grip or porn issue, that's a shame. That's a benefit as a bottom tho, don't have to think too hard about staying hard lol I cum almost too quickly compared to my bf
>>732838519Easily btfo'd by rationality, the good kind
>>732838791>... But enough about the modern label of "nazi"..
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/674298467/#674298956
bunch of shitslurpers in here I see
>>732838963Idk what compels a man to lick anuses and think they should be dookied on
>>732838857Yeah, same thing for me, I'm a huge quickshot and it doesn't take much for me to cum, two of the guys I was with sucked me off and made me cum easily as well.
>>732838963You feeling at home?
how do we feel about AI my fellow gays?
I want a clingy /v/ bf so bad bros...
>>732837803I'm not a regular so I can't tell what was the exact breaking point, but /cbg/ has been kinda garbage for the past year or so before disappearing completely.
>>732838898Nazi at least means (or used to mean) something and is just used too liberally nowadays. "Chud" is something that was invented because everything else you could use as an insult was potentially "problematic", so leftists just decided that this random-ass word has meaning and started pretending it's common knowledge.
>>732838519/vt/ huh
I'm gay
>>732829134>dorm life was something elseregret missing out, I only watched sissy vids :(
>>732839260go back to /osrs/
>>732839060I don't mind AI but I feel like most people don't make a tasteful use of it.Also I wonder why when it comes to gay men, people can like drastically different things? It feels like there's more variance than with heterosexual relationships. Some guys like hairy guys, other smooth, some like them muscly, thin or even fat, feminine or masculine...>>732839113I only really used it a few years back and even posted my pics there and got to know other people that I later added on discord or talked through twitter, it was interesting. But I feel like any place like that where people would post pics of themselves often ends up with schizos, personal grudges, weird unhealthy obsessions... It can't be helped.
>>732839294Nyo
>>732839260Anon, that's kinda gay.
>>732839103holy shit
>>732839313AI doesn't make art accessible, it makes YOUR art accessible. There is no personality in those xitter Makima fanart posts just like there isn't any with a popular character looking hot. Everyone has seen it.Now, YOUR art could show more about your personality other than popular characters, which is why AI is now seen as "accessible art" as a tool.
>>732829234You could take up the "fat bastard" role. There's always people into that.
>>732839470Yeah, I'm just saying, even if you give people access to a tool that allows them to make art that looks good, they won't really have the criteria to make something that looks tasteful and original
>>732825683You can just show this sort of thing to Zelda and she will be thrilled.
he's supposed to be muscular
>>732839628You are brown.
>>732825683
i wonder how many people started doing gayposting ironically and fell down the slippery slope
>>732839590tummy. SEXO
tranny jannies earning every penny rn
>>732825683>What's next for Link?A real Zelda
>>732839756I started off ERPing and then I realized I didn't need to play pretend to be a woman to enjoy doing lewd things with other men
>>732839831I haven't seen this gif in a while. How have you been anon? Still repressing those feelings?
>>732839628
>>732839103would be mega hot but you know hes fat so it kinda ruins it all
>>732839628TRVTH
gods are very cute tfw no one to play with my boytum
>>732839756I got my first taste of "totally just a practice for when we get girlfriends, bro" long before I got unsupervised access to the internet.And then I actually got a gf. And realized the practice was actually more fun than the real deal.
>>732839043Fellow quickshot bottom
>>732840293Back when genshin was new i watched my bf play it for a bit. I really dont see the appeal. I mean the characters are cute and all but still.
