>Stream 1 Now: Sound Voltex: Exceed Gear Next: Mario Kart World Later: Gaming Quiz League >Stream 2 Today and tomorrow: FFIX ($20%) - Garnet only run https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/live https://esamarathon.com/schedule/ Previous: >>732838642
Migan
I hate miggers.
freya's doing her part
>>732850682SHE WAS ONLY PAGE 8 YOU DUMBELL
Plum toss miggy
nothing will ever top the FFIII run
wish i could hear the songs over the clankers
MIGGY
I love miggin'
guratranny was right about friendship simulatorfags
DONATE NOW OR SHE GETS IT
miggin
Is it just me or did they really increase Miku's bust for this game?
[Post containing the word mig and just serves to clog up the thread]
>>732850992fat tatas Miku is best Miku
>>732850682she was only page 8 years old you sick fuck
total migger death
>>732851036Milku, if you will
Perfect opportunity to use RTX voice.
>you can hear the music and the takatakas>coach/host don't yap incessantly over the songsGDQ should learn. This is how you do a rhythm game showcase.
>>732850992Everything is better with big ol tiddies
STOP POSTING MEMES OR THE PLUM GETS IT
IM A HEADBANGA
miggin'
I'm tired of speedrun events having "showcases" of boring music/rhythm games like this
does anyone else hate how these shows have added shitty rhythm games that are not speed runs to their shows?
Migged with Miku
How is this a speedrun exactly?
>>732851303>>732851308Whatever you do, don't look at what comes after Mario Kart World in the schedule
>>732851334It's a showcase. It literally says it right there, you dumb illiterate fuck.
migging
>>732851245No.jpg
>>732851294Ducks are cute.
>>732850682I'm in
>>732851290Release this Plum right now!
>>732851334It's a showcase.Stream 2 has a solo character challenge run with a 24 hour estimate.There are no speedruns currently.
>>732851389I love watching European Showcase Assembly
That's enough, grumpyfag.
miggy
what are they even saying?purple burglar alarm? english isn't exactly hard
oh shit its this autismo thing
Every single time. Every. Single. Time. Someone asks the same question when they do a showcase on stream. It isn't funny
This whole ESA has made me reevaluate if I like speedrunning or not
I like Migu's game!
>>732851705>he got lice nowgreat
Why are they playing a rhythm game, that's not speedrunning? Isn't that what stream2 is for?
>>732851720
Tranny count?
>>732851795can you read?
>>732851827only you
I refuse to believe Scots are real.
>>732851878Why would I read and what? I'm here to watch speedruns, not to read a book
this sound voltex game looks pretty neattoo bad my unc ahh brain would probably get overloaded from playing it
>>732851925If you could read you wouldn't be here
Their wrists will be FUCKED at age 70
>>732851914the only decent britsbut at what cost
Runner on stream 2 choking hard right now
>>732852073Literally.
>>732852073How do you choke at a JRPG
>>732852067Uh the welsh?
>>732852124JRPG?
>>732852064I love her so much.
>>732852064built for vore
>>732852124he didn't delete the cookies on microsoft edge
>>732852124nah he was almost choking to death on those ESA brownies sitting on the table for 5 days
>>732852124He ate one of his gf's cookies.
>>732852124A wrong input while you’re doing 5 minutes of menuing.
I just wish to choke on Garnet's butt, is that all too much to ask for?
>>732852124Stuffing your mouth with more food than you can chew.Common considering jarpig players are all fat fucks with zero impulse control.
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWNNOW
Why is speedrunner lingo so dumb?Unfortunate -> I fucked upUnlucky -> I fucked upRNG -> I fucked upChoke -> I fucked up
>>732852139who?
Rythm game showcases should be banned from speedrunning events forever, I don't care how (((impressive))) it is, listening to some faggot loudly clack on some plastic instrument while the worlds worst techno blares in the background completely disconnected from their actions is not entertaining and never will be
>>732852274cause non of them fucks
>>732852245built for vore
>>732852274You forgot New Controller and Tired
>>732852248kinda gay ngl
>>732852259WHO TOLD YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIE
Is the polish choke god attending?
>>732852274Dude it was bad luck I never fuck up
i have a confession /v/i REALLY like Freya from hit video game Final Fantasy IXplease forgive me
english way of pronouncing leviathan is real fucking faggotry
why don't they update the schedule so it's actually useful
>>732852405Hirexen? Haven't seen him and he is not non the schedule
>singalong
>>732852475What a coincidence, me too!
>singersAaaaaaaaaaand mute
Why is it always FF9?
>>732852475She is kinda cute for a rat-person
>SingalongCringekino inc
>>732852635rat waifu
Find yourself a woman that tolerates your ass like Yuniko tolerates Mizzow's.
Migu
I don't think I would miss stream 2 if they axed it
>>732852475Cutest rat.
>>732852635it's the most recent traditional jrpg
>>732852635Theater kids favorite.
STOP IT
Kinocringe...
>>732852635Sometimes we get FFX (with or without cutscenes)
MUTE MUTE MUUUUUUUUUTE
CRINGEKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
These singers sound like complete shit holy fuck
Eh, it's not as bad as the shit they pulled at this year's agdq
I CANT STOP
>>732852692Honestly same. There's enough shit runs on stream 1 that the event would be better if they just axed the worse runs and had one stream.They should run gimcky shit like showcases and tournaments on 2 if they're going to have either.
This is peak 2AM nordic pub karaoke experience. No, I'm not here for it.
>>732852912The bar is in hell
>everybody sing along now!!!>the only people in the room that know the song are not singing
FUUUUCK I got distracted by Miku
>do not cringe challenge - difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE
Jesus
>>732853017Thats a very cheesy pizza how is that even made
this is ON RAILSthis is not a speedrun
>>732853017not again!!!
no one likes flanger this much
>>732853138never said it was, why are you gay?
>>732853017NO TRAY?
>>732853131Thats just my cum
>>732853017how many pizzas did you retards ruin this week?
>feel free to mute uswell if you insist
>>732853017Is this AI? Or did you actually put a melting plastic tray in the oven?
>>732853302It’s the same picture, my brown friend.
Should we rate Sound Voltex: Exceed Gear Showcase?
>>732853410ZZZ not a speedrun
>>732853410I did not care for it
>>732853410A-At least I could hear some of the music. Unlike all showcases in other unnamed events.
EXCUSE MEARE YOU BR*TISH?
>>732853410D
Why is she wearing that big ass jacket?
>>732853410
>>732853410C for migu
>>732853410C for cringe
>>732853410A, liked it, good skill
>>732853410Did anyone do the 7 remakes or are they unrunnable?
>>732853481Brutish? Sorta I guess
>>732853481FAK OFF
>>732853410B. It was good background noise.
>>732853410F for fuck Miku
>>732853389i'm not a nigger, it's just a tan
>>732853507Another ESAids victim? Mizzow is also coughing his brains out.
>>732853410F
>>732853410B
>>732853410D I guess
>>732853410C
>>732853017just cook, broit's easy
>>732853410C for cringe singing
>>732853410B, good showcase, runners didn't talk over the songs but fuck me that karaoke part was awful
next up... STRAIGHT LINE SIMULATOR!!
>>732853643This nigga pooped in a bowl and is eating it
>>732853410A
>Mario>Sonic>Zelda>Mario>Sonic>Spyro>Donkey Kong>Mario>Pokemon>MarioWhat causes this?
>>732853643that looks like shit from anal
>>732853714That isn’t curry.
>>732853725Needs more Spyro and Sly
>>732853725Scrimblo Domination
Shmario Smart Smorld
>>732853725any questions about gamer's behaviour can be answered with Autism
>>732853698i always find it funny that racing games, being centered around going as fast as possible, are the most boring speedruns to watch
>>732853725finally some fucking games
>>732853725other franchises aren't even trying to make playable games.
Now THIS is speedrunning.
puppery's poopery!!
>>732853725Well, you see. To speedrun a game, generally there has to be a game part. Which means the majority of PS5 titles don't count.
A new challenger has arrived!
>pupperyYJK
>>732854017weird shoes, wouldn't fuck
Imagine the smell of the slipper
>>732854082The higher the shoes, the better the sex
>>732854017White women and heckin puppers, a tale as old as time, unfortunately.
>>732854082WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
That one guy looks like AdmiralBulldog
>>732853993Me on the right
>>732854140
>>732854260just imagine..........
ACTUALLY I DONT CARE BRING ON THE NEXT RUN
LET'S GO
Oh fuck it's this fairy again
Donated earlier, should have named myself "Metako" with the comment: "I would have done this run without a break".
FROG NIGGAS
>>732854487Yikes....that's sexual assault Plum.....
This man's back must hurt
>>732854496So shitting his pants during the run like the guy on AGDQ?
>just missed out the token rhythm game run>againfuck my big chungus wagie life
>>732854553It's okay, it was on a man.He probably liked it anyway.
Using the rewind function in this game for a run feels cheap
Kong dab
>Mario kart world>he plays as the reddit batsad
wait, is willy wonka a god damn dick joke?
>Hypno running>Chlods commentatingThey could at least try and be subtle about it heheheheheheh
>>732854585That's exactly the level of dedication I want to see - though I wouldn't want to smell it!
>Just straight roadsSasuga, Nintendo-sama
dry bones mains, ww@?
i can't fucking stand this game's audio
Fuck, I thought he was gonna do the all actual tracks, not the boring ass intermission levels.
Will Nintendo finally stop with the open world meme for every single one of their games now?
So is mario kart world good or not? Music is banging
>F... ozma, get tiddieswhat
>>732854851Game is overwhelmingly boring
>>732854781Mario Kart Jazz and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Haven't been able to watch at all today since Xcom. How has the FF9 run been? How has stream 1 been?
>chlods fucks offf to a concertrun ruined
>>732854851I've had fun playing in /v/eekend lobbies. The game's primary problem is that NIntendo spent a shit ton of time and money building an open world and insist that players explore it by making you race along these incredibly boring straight roads that link the tracks together. If you don't have a full lobby of players who know to manually pick 3-lap races then you're going to have a shit time.
>>732855101FF9 run is fine, and by that I mean: As fine as a two-part 24h FF9 solo Garnet run with 3h grinding at the beginning can be.
>>732855101
>>732855113Which one do you think she’s going to
>>732855101literally me if somebody asks me to dab
>>732855293I have never heard of any of these so no clue
>>732855293why copenhagen? Arent they in malmö?
This run is a suck
>>732855253So not kino then? Sad.>>732855113She's tired of us shipping
>>732855390Said something bout going across the border and it’s like a bridge away idk
>he actually has to play the game>this runs sucks
>>732855101it's been fine, nothing out of ordinary but nothing bad either, just people having fun and playing their games. I liked the music exhibition a lot but that just personal
>>732855390It takes like 20min to go to Copenhagen with a train from Malmö
pupy x kixy is the new ship
Why do so many chuds hate on Mario Kart World? it's a fun game
>>732855604They haven't bought a switch 2 yet since no Mario or Zelda
>noooo!!!https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770841418735592.webm
>>732855573I'm still plum x kixy tbqhwy
>>732855573no
>>732855604Blame the retarted karting wars of '25
>>732855604It's a bad Mario Kart game
>>732855573cata is too strong. He will not let Kixy have her
kixyxox did not get invited to the concert…
>>732855604it could be better and nintendo gimped it for no reason
>>732855502>Mario Kart World
>>732855604>chudshere's your problemo leftybro
>>732855665<3
>>732855604Have seen some people saying circuits were straight lines and honestly, didnt think it was this bad
So why are there two commentators for this run?
>>732855661>man in a silk dressdo they not filter the donation messages? at all?
>plum plushie is $70 leafbuxHighway robbery
Cross worlds mogs this game
I totally forgot about ESA after how bad last year was. Is it back to 24/7? Is it better this year?
>>732855750>it’s not a bad game, you’re just a bad person because you won’t let kikes genocide you
This is so gay compared to CTR
>>732855829
>>732855815probably just profanities and hitler
>>732855767>me imagine that plum doll is my penis
>>732855815esa isnt as hypersensitive as gdq
>>732855815where do you think you are budthis is ESA, not gdq
What the fuck is this map? It’s just a straight line.
Mario Kart World is a very fun game.
>>732855840stream 1 is 24/7 and stream 2 is 12/4better is subjective but it has not been a great event overall, better than AGDQ26 but that's not a high bar
>>732855818>>732855840It's better but not like it used to be. Seems like most of the thread has it enjoyed this week so far
Sorry I'm going back to FFIX, hypnoshark isn't enough to carry this snoozefest game.
I don't like all these obvious attention seeking girls just trying to get as much attention they can
>>732855829this but unironically
>>732855815What is so offending about that message?
>>732855767CUMINPLUM
>>732855964I think he’s horribly overrated, and likely jewish.
What did Hypno say about Chlods? I missed it
>>732855840Stream 1 is 24/7 but American prime time/nights are quite dead due to run schedulingExample, tonight we have Sonic 06, then Sonic Unleashed (All Medals), then a 20 minute Genesis game, and then Pokemon Crystal for 3 and a half hours
>>732855964Not too surprising, the CPUs in mario kart world pretty much don't put up a fight.
>>732855987It's very insensitive towards transfolk. Even if it's not intended to be mean you should know better.
Love Mario Kart World but this is gold.
>>732855840Better than summer 25 personally
>>732856070I’m gay and jewish (redundant)
to be honest bros i've just opened up MKWorlds Records and started watching time trials instead
>"this game is just a straight line!">look at stream>this is the stagehuh?
>>732855840It started slow, but since Monday or so it's decent, and the threads make it even more enjoyable.
>>732855113Probably to finally get some dick in her.
>highway simulatorfuck anyone that likes this bumass game. MK8 clears this dogshit
Why do Puppery and Kixy always comment his runs?
>>732856202The online play is the straight lines.
>>732856120Stop being offended on behalf of other people.
>>732856202i think it's because the roads are massively wide
Any Kirby Air Riders run this year?
>>732855840esa last year was great what are you talking aboutgdq otoh is so bad that i skipped it entirely this year
>I don't want to be behind Rosalinawhat a fag
>>732856320huh, you’re right. why are they so wide??
How come he hasn't got the shitz yet
>>732856202what about this then, huh?
>>732856412There's like 24 drivers at the same time, probably cause of that.
>>732856443he went to the loo 17 times already
>>73285641224p lobby
>>732856412It's mario KART - the roads are normal sized, the vehicles are small.
>>732856412Cause instead of 8 racers theres 24 now
>>732856226
>>732856412To accommodate literal retards (modern tendies)
>>732856464Is that a sperm?
I'm bored. >an hour to goUgh
>>732856569yes would you like to eat it
>>732856569ffs, anon.
>>732856412all racing games have wide roads because so that normies don't suck
I'm giving this an F
I thought this games about grinding rails and walls. He barely does it
>>732856685What's his rating for the game?>>732856569I'd love to do a Rorschach-test on you
>>732856569Japanese devs can be a bit weird yea
>>732856685It's just Mario Kart 8.1
>>732856685That would require a skill floor which is not okay for the modern tendie.
>>732856754She's had enough.
>zoomers seething about about world because it isn't zoomer zoom zoom drifting 24/7 and instead comfy racing with old classic mario characters
Is Puppery hot? She sounds hot. I want a German or Australian gf so bad.
>>732856685Apparently doing cool stuff like that is objectively slower than just driving straight.
>>732856838Puppery kinda looks like that one guy with the big nose from stranger things
>>732856838why those nationalities to be exact? desu i wouldnt mind having a sheila gf
>>732856829not a zoomer, speedruns of racing games are just boring. doesn't help when the game is boring as well by default.
>>732857049i think he confused austria and australia
>>732857105i guess so
>>732856569What about this anon. What do you see here?
>>732857049Germans and Australians have good accents. >>732857105I didn’t.
Do you reckon kixy figured out how to find these threads?
>>732857105Confused?
>>732857184>Germans and Australians have good accents.first time i ever heard that about german accent
>>732857218I bet she's furiously masturbating to your posts specifically
>>732857218She was advertising her own twitch yesterday.
>>732856838I’ll take an Italian
>>732857249Why is Wien in there twice?
>>732857164A Gigi D’Agostino song?
>>732856838This is Puppery but you gotta fight cata for her. Good luck
what the fuck do you mean there's a built in rewind
>>732857321Central and Southern Wien
>Mario Kart rewind to dodge a blue shellNigga, what?
>>732857164It's clearly a ripoff of the northeastern section of the Nordschleifejokes aside has anyone modded this track into a mario game yet?
>you can rewind to avoid getting hit by blue shellsThat's fucking cheating
>>732857321gee bill
>>732857321Umm, it's like the city and the state, like Washington...
>it's another "MKW vs SCW chimpout between consolewar-fanning niggers" episodeYawn
>Game has a built in rewind feature>You can use it to dodge blue shellsThis is legit kusoge
>>732857402>>732857409>>732857419I was defending the game until that. Wtf Nintendo
>>732857321Über der Donau & Unter der Donau
>>732857449alfred you crossdressing freak
>>732857449>Kirby Air Riders is so clearly superior nobody even bothers to include itAlways knew it's the best.
/rewind/
>>732857419not as cheating as raping quicksave and quickload buttons in pc games
>>732857476Anyone who bought a Switch 2 is a vaccinated cow.
>>732857449literally only one sonic fag (which is the current number of players on steam)
>>732857449ESA threads are CTR territory confirmed?
>>732857476How can a speedrun be legitimate if they didn't beat the game?
Straight line haha
>>732857558holy fucking deflection
>>732857582wtf is the point of this map?
>>732857578taking the L and sudokuing live in front of us
>this track
>>732857576i mean, who doesnt love ctr?, it's a very neat game and I dare to say, has more variety than this one
>>732856226AI is becoming too powerful!
>>732857576We're Garfield kart gentlemen in here
Tie-Tan-Yum
>>732857608He's right tho. Tendies and PC fags can only beat games by cheating.
>>732857576>>732857663Diddy Kong Racing is still the undisputed goat
>spyro bonus run
>>732857697Sanicball-chad reporting in.
>>732857540>Mid RidersIt was dead week 2
>>732857697
>>732857724True, but you didn’t beat it unless you unlocked TT.
Can’t you do jumps and wall rides and grinds for shortcuts? He’s been mostly just driving in a line and used one shortcut in a snow level with a pole.
>>732857164A deformed man.
>>732857806Nintendo hates speedrunners
>>732857476Don't pretend like blue shells aren't random, gay and retarded
>>732857806he's bad at the game
@luna please explain this trick
>>732857806Nintendo hates skill floors.
>>732857806In Grand Prix with CPUs it's quite hard to do a lot of shortcuts. Time Trials is were the crazy tech happens, at least consistently.
>>732857901He's 4th on the leaderboard.
>>732857945>Blops zombieswut happen?
>>732858043>only 4thYou proved my point
>>732858043So? I was the fourth out of 50 dudes to fuck your mom at the gangbang last night.
>>732857945I know ESA never was super popular, but still
>>732857576OUR HERO IN THE F-ZEROOUR HERO IN THE F-ZERO
>>732858074The unfunniest chokiest poo even with a cheat mod and several cheated saves
>>732857945Red alert 2 rating is so suss
>>732858185Why? It was a great run>>732857935>Um I like mushrooms! :)
>>732857945The reddit nation is pleased once more, and just two hours before tabbing out for the latest State of Play too!
MK World looks like an actually good racing game after all. There's a lot of neat mechanics in here I'd counted out
>>732858185it was actually good nigga go watch it
>>732857945I don’t believe there’s really that many good runs. This feels like IGN reviews.
>>732857935...it's me Plum!
>>732858171poo, as in indian? if so, ew
>>732858243they put a lot of kino on stream 2.
>>732858297even worse, it was a sw*ede
>>732858185At was a good run but everyone jerked off over the cutscenes.It was an A run at best.
>>732858243ra2 was the only good run so far
>posted one chaika in the thread yesterday and got a 3 days vacationhuh didnt even realise I was banned before now, that's silly. mods are speedrunning the fag status
>>732858226>>732858238It was a s run but it got more ratings than any other this event so it will always be sus
>>732858356MODS MODS MODS
>>732858185It was the best run of the event but it's not THAT good. It would be an A by 2010s standards
>>732858332
>>732858405I don't bother rating the majority of runs but I rated that one. I doubt I'm alone.
>>732858405I was simply amoosed
>>732858505Sus.
>>732858230It's a solid kart racer and absolutely worth getting the bundle over just the console. If you're a physical collector and already got MK8 then it might be a different story.
>>732858332>>732858458There is nothing wrong with being swedish.
scott sterling?
>>732858505same. i just don't care enough to rate most of the time
>>732858505(S)ame.
>>732858542
>>732858226Tell me some cool moments and tricks from the RA2 run
>>732858505>>732858559>>732858563If you only rate runs you think are good, your ratings are useless. Simple as
>>732858405I don't rate runs that i barely payed any attention to, but if one actually entertains i go and rate it, it's that easy
I rate every run I see a S. What if that runner comes here and sees the ranking for their run? I just want everyone to have a nice time.
>>732858505i only rated two runs this event and both were pure garbage, gave them both SSS
>>732858640The nuking of chicago
>>732858647>>732858651 (me)If a run is extremely bad/boring i still rate it, the worst offender is not getting my attention
>>732858647don't care
