https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0e5YEXtZu030 minutes leftHopes,expectations?Or just waiting for the train crash?
Man Konami tried to salvage your stream and this is how you want to end this?
carcosa...
Bro, nobody cares about this Jeetslop
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
this is why nintendo directs are no longer than 40 minutes.
>>732874858
>roguelike with 2 hours of content drawn out into a 20 hour campaignno thanks
GOOD MORNING SAAARSSSHOW BOBS AN VAGENE MAAM PLEASE
>thirty fucking minutes of jeetos incoming
>>732874852Deep cut with this smut anon, nice
I'm sick of Indians.
>ENDING WITH JEET SLOPHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
HOW CAN HE KILL SAAR
I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT SAAR GAME
>>732874738
>>732874658Definitely, it's my #1 dream. That and kissing her on those glossy looking lips of hers..
SAAR OS
can ya'll not be racist against indians
can you imagine the mindset you need to make your trailer entirely about explaining the basic concept of a roguelike
Will they announce the PS6 today?
how long is this gonna be ps5 exclusive
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROSfucking hell
WOAH, I'VE SEEN THIS GAME BEFORE
>you step into the shoos of Ranjesh Poojeet Patel in Saaroswow
SAAAAAAAAAAAAROS
did he turn into poop
>>732874551Would. But only if she does anal.
>>732874757Steak, bread, and apple sauce
I LOVE GRINDINGI LOVE METAPROGRESSIONI LOVE PLAYING FOR 50 HOURS BEFORE ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME
HE'S ACTUALLY COVERED IN SHIT LMAO
I can not believe they just made Returnal again and changed little. Weapons look similar, the environments look EXTREMELY similar. Just really lazy.
i watched true detective the other dayis that the same carcosa?
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
please dont tell me this is the final showing
I thought this shit was supposed to be one hour long
>SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP I KNOW!!! you dont have to say it! ITS SLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOW ABOUT YOU SAY WHEN IT ISN"T SLOP?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT WOULD BE 100 TIMES EASIER
>>732874117ACK
I had no expectations and holy fuck was that such a shitty show.
Oh I actually remember wanting to try this because the setting looked really cool. Poo or not.
why do these "realistic" games look worse than games made years ago
>it ends with street shitter game
>>732874316I guess you got your slop wish
>this is the last gamebruh
>>732874374you niggas can't read lmao
>izzat skill tree
PS5 won
>saaroslmao
Final boss is a train
IT'S "GOOD MORNING SIR" YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS
I don't have a PS5 and I still don't want a PS5 after thisGG Sony
>third person rogueslop with a grandma>third person rogueslop with a pajeetWhy?
>>732875078All of Konami's releases will be on PC/Switch 2 anyway.
>>732875073DO NOT REDEEM THE BOBS N VEGENA SAAAR
poo in the loo simulator
>protag literally named raj>game called SAAAAROSit had to have been intentional
POO: ETERNALPOOVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!
Let the tendie cope begin.>Andherewego.png
G-GUYS SONY SAID 60+ MINUTES! THERE'S STILL A CHANCE FOR THEM TO SAVE IT!
all of these fucking sony games are starting to look the same
Nintendo wins again BAYBEE
>>732875152kek
I'm late. What did I miss?
>muticulturalslop
Jesus Christ this ending is just falling apartWhat is this order of releases? Konami stuff was cool and exciting but otherwise its a mess>Spidey 2>Tekken Dark Resurrection???And like this game looks decent but the show is such a mess overall
>>732874769I want to see it
>>732875084
I'm not watching the stream, what's the Indian game they're showing?
>the raj in yellow
https://vocaroo.com/15JFzrOLRrP0
haha! you must die and play the game over and over until you have unlocked enough abilities to actually play the game!marvel at our revolutionary gameplay haha!!
>>732874757Chopped steak is pretty good
911 HELP I AM FUCKING INDIAN
>>732875015Shes from those Scary Godmother movies from way back
press A to shit on the street
>>732875039WHY DID YOU REDEEM!!!!
How original...
This is my first state of play.I'm really sorry to bring up Console War Bullshit, but I just can't believe how much better Nintendo is with their presentation of this shit.
>>732875002>pooslop>webm is pooLUDO
>>732875114no
>>732875154Is it tied to Returnal?
im feeling sick.... i think im gonna...
WE WUZ GUILTY AND SHEEEIIIT
>>732875103>>732875107
Returnal was excellent but this board isn't ready for that conversation.
HAHAHAH SHAT TERED RISESHAT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why did this have to be King In Yellow-pilledExploring Lost Carcossa should be cool as fuck but it's this dogshit instead, I'm so fucking pissed
Since when was /v/ so racist?
>>732875210
These generic sci-fi games over the past few years really have convinced me that the industry really just needs to cut about 80% of its entire workforce
>returnal but casualized What's even the point?
>>732875050weve all been stuck in a time warp for 1 hour.>>732875058I actually miss him that is fucking crazy but he had soul deep down inside there.
>>732875084nice slampig, whomst've?
>roguelite without restartingwow, they're retarded
>>732874980colorisdev on twitter, projectspectrum on pixivDon't expect any gameplay or shit for a while though, I got a LOT of shit to work on with this project
This shit is ass.
>Soros Louden-sama....
Yo dis shit fuckin wack, bruh.
>>732875047It's indian Returnal you fucking tourist
>>732875152Just cannot make this shit up
>>732875204SAAR your exclusives?
>>732875235Ninja stealth game and KFC game are the only good games so far, there is no saving it
>>732875154its budget is the amount returnal made overall. its gonna flop. returnal was just lucky it was a launch title.
only good thing about this shit was DOA7 reveal
did somebody say... naatu?
This is way more in depth than Returnal systems. Nice.
>The only thing to be excited about is MGS4How is Kojima still winning?
>>732875297It is, every time it's mentioned people say this.
>"""rougelike""" with metaprogressionLiterally the dumbest trend in gaming. You have zero taste if you buy this slop
you lost and got raped
SAAAAAAAAR BROS WE ARE SO BACK
>youtube chat is moonrunes and toilet emojjsfucking kek
>>732875236>startingWhere have you been for the past 5 years?
Hate jeets but this looks like GOTY.
>>732875242John wick game
>Time Crisis was the best thing shown so farFucking grim
>>732875242RemastersRecollectionsNew castlevaniaNew silent hill with a black dude protagmarathonand a new multiplayer game with a jeet protagonist.
>>732874640Fortunately I didn't give any money to the Kickstarter itself, I just wanted a new Wild Arms
Not being a neet for once in recent weeks, it has been wild witnessing a jeet on the team unironically using please do the needful.
Focus M,
>>732875276Yep, Nintendo is the only one worth emulating from the current gen, and thankfully, you can emulate most switch 1 games. Switch 2 is a WIP.
when are they going to show a new game? the only thing that was new was some fucking new jrpg made by literal whos at konami
Gaming is dead
All these games look the same
do they actually expect this dogshit to sell consoles?
>>732875353WIFE SPOTTED
Ok this looks like shit, can we move to the next game now?
how come Saros protag don't look like this ?
Saros looks good.t. RoR enjoyer
>>732875235Puniru!
>>732875232>>>/vt/ranny
I have roguelite fatigue
why does every game look identical? controls, characters, gameplay
WORTH IT
>eventually you come across an alien device
>>732875232>phasekek
>>732875276Its true. Even with bad games Nintendo's directs feel like, usually at least, they have SOMETHING in them. I feel nothing here.
>>732875276shut up zoomshit
Lazy ass fucking Returnal reskin kek
Benchodslop
>>732875353she's all ears
You virgins really need to have sex.
>SAAROS
>SAAAAAROS
>>732875375Until the threads get derailled because of retards scared of older women.
Yeah, this is an easy 0/10 showcase
>>732875401it's a jeet game made in finland
>>732875167I thought it was that webm where in a festival a bomb explodes
>>732875436show bob
>>732875443who is this cute
>ps5 exclusiveHOLY SHIT
just woke up, what did they show
As a nintendo fanboy, we're getting mogged.
>>732875265GET OUT OF HIM.
>>732875084>That celluliteI'm thinking nah.
Red Garden?!?!
PLEASE REDEEM OUR GAME SAAROUR DEVS ARE BRAHMIN SAAAAAR
ANIME
They all look the same, E33, Remnant, this Saros game, etc. Why can't they be more creative
>fighting game slop
APOLOGIZE
its over
https://youtu.be/OPE5XdS1OBw?si=3X5qdmgIX5a5J93JThere's a SILENT HILL transmission right after this btw
this is a long State of Play
saros is going to do so bad sales wise
>>732875401sure ranjeet sure
>>732875297I didn't quite like the story, but the gameplay was great. This just seems like a repeat, which is kinda boring.
ANSWER THE CALL
why do i find hindu imagery so cringe
>>732875465>The Ghost of Mumbai
lmao ending on this
Post /v/ waifus
oh eng dub finally
FINALLY TOKON
>>732875460>What is corpo slop
didn't expect that lmao
>he answered the call
>>732875406sex with that slave owner
>>732875437>>732875469>>>/vt/ranny
>more fucking marvelslopOh my god does anyone still care
i came
>>732875495All threads get derailed because of some autism this is /v/
STORM SEXMAGIK SEX
good morning
MAGIK <3
>ending with mahvelAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAa
ITS FUCKING MAHVAL BABY
>>732875520hl3they gave away all the keys alreadysorry
>just ending on Tokonpredictable but boring
What the fuck were they thinking calling it Saros?
why they always disrespecting my boy peter?
oh the russian slut
Just let it end fuck me this is miserable
I forgot about this game
BLOODY BITCH BASTARD!
MAGIK my love
WE ALREADY SEEN THIS
>>732863893>>>>>sign in to confirm your age
YOU'RE COOKED BUB
IT'S MAHVEL BABBEH
Is Magik going to be in every Marvel game from now on
Holy shit this is cringe
>cringeslop
god i wanna rape storm
HOLY FUCKING SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh it's just that fighting game.
UUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
this is fucking shit
How is this shit?
>capeshit fighterz
>>732875520You missed Bloodborne 2 kek.Wrong day to sleep in anon
>They raceswapped Storm
>>732875571What color are her plastic panties?
ur cooked frfr
The only good thing about this game is whatever porn may come out of it.
Chocolate...
REST IN PISS 2XKO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
as a snoysissy, we got gaped…again
>Steve Blumerytime
>>732875571
>>732875468>final boss.png
Reminder that Gambit mogs any X-Men member
>>732875465why is every fucking sony game a glorified advertisement of other sony games
They really called it Saar-os?
Capeshit in the big 2026
>Tara Strong again
X-men fatigue
watch me trigger /v/
>>732875667cursed.
sex with robot
lame
Why are they trying to shill Magik now?
>>732875671The demo was dogshit
>you're cooked!
>>732875437PLEASE TOUCH ME MAMA
Sony should exit the video game industry alongside Microsoft. Just abysmal.
>>732875276i went into both with no expectations and was pleasantly surprised by both, you might just not be a gamer
WHY IS THIS STILL GOING HOLY SHIT
MAGIK SEX
>>732875615Better than ending on SAAARos
>>732863893>storm and mahok will never mock my tiny micropenis feels bad man
>>732875594
>>732875704He's been the official voice of Wolverine for like 25 years.
>robot doesn't have a robotic voice filterits shit
GFUEL LIED
Bubmaxxing
Tagslop? Oh no...
Resident Evil and Pragmata were the only good things shown at this event
>>732875693>>732875692
ROBOT SEXO!!!CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
epilepsy
>>732874325?
5'11" 6 FOOT
>literal who over cyclops ok so hes dlc got it
>DangerSurprisingly based pick honestly
>>732875515bigger
>MarvelI'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna-
>they turned the danger room into anime waifulol
They're throwing all the sexy women at us so we buy the games. I'm afraid it is working.
See you again soon /v/>>732875324
>>732875727>last played April 1stgood one, almost had me
I don't know a single person in real life that plays fighting games. Not even my gooner, dorky friends.
>>732875727It was fun for what it was. The abrupt ending was really stupid though.
>no actual Wolverine game trailerkek
https://poal.me/s0k4nqhttps://poal.me/s0k4nqhttps://poal.me/s0k4nq
FOOT DIVE
ROBO SEXXOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>732875768I'll mock yours if you mock mine :)
>>732875716so you buy the other games too. all console games are like this
roboto sexo
>>732875727>he grinded some retarded gun acheevos onlineLAWL, LOSER!!!!!!!!
>>732875771>>>/vt/ranny
stop posting big boobies its making my pp funny >.<
>howard the duckWhat in the fuck, really?
Holy jap mogs manlet
>>732875571w-where is that pole going
Ah sweet, new 3d animated porn source material
>>732875401Saaaaros is going to end up the same way as Returnal. It's literally the same game, just a reskin.
>>732875759you got somewhere to be anon?
>>732875465He's really a jeet LOOL
literally who the fuck is danger
Cute Magik...
Muscle Brown Booba
>>732875590>yellow skinshe's sick most likely
I LOVE MAGIK!
>>732875520metal gear collection 2
>>732875692>>732875693I fucking love these guys
Penis is good.>>732875596You're a good boy for doing that.
why didnt they just use the marvel rivals artstyle?
>worst X-Men picksFuck you faggots
MIYAMOTO SAVE MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why does every fighting game do the "pause on hit" bullshit now?
>>732875814>I don't have any black friends
MAGIK MY WIFE
TIDDIESWOLVERINEROBO TIDDIES
>>732875771oh hey, that's one of those things I blew my first nut inside of
>>732875114jeets aren't human so it's not racism
Kino.MvsC vibe is BACK
it keeps going???
>magik>dangerLITERALLY WHO?
>Let's finish this>You're done>This fight's over
Is magik a new character?See her everywhere lately?
>>732875798Instructions unclear
>>732875848Her clean shaven anus
>>732875727it was okay
Magik look so good
>>732875727>HagStill not buying
>>732875289I bet you they'll write something in that does, but doesn't seem like it right now.
>>732875782I fucking hate tag mechanics
3 boring ass waifu slop characters and wolverine
ROBOTO SEXOOOOOO
i'm not gonna play tokon but and i don't watch marvel but i am surprised they managed to make some of the female characters not uglystill hags unfortunately but for hags they're fine
>>732875727Returnal was good though? Imagine if they hadn't made the MC a disgusting hag, they might have sold 1 million more copies
Wait is Danger supposed to be the Danger Room?
>>732875692>>732875693
This isn't the WORST state of play. I got two or three games I'm interested in on PC
How the fuck does anyone play this shit without dying of cringe?
>>732875814>talking as if gooners play the games they goon tolol lmao even
>>732875876penis!!!!
>>732875324neat, keep working on it bro
>marvel fighting game with no OPTIC BLASTdead before release
>>732875901Yippy!
>>732875823Sus, inshallah.
Lets at least say for August release this looks amazing they still got 6 months to do more with this shit im getting stoked.
>>732875520MGS4 is out of the PS3 mines finally
>>732875842WHERE?!
>>732875771MINTO RAPE
So Danger is just the Danger Room given form? Have not kept up on the Xslop
>>732874648RIP SonyNow fat white women working there
>>732875520Metal Gear Solid 4 on PC
>>732875590>50 years to Gryffindor
new esport fighting game
>>732875768>>732875830>white "people"
>>732875727I'm unironically excited for SarosLooks fun and that's all I really care about don't care about the main chracter being a jeet
was there anything worthwhile shown so far?
>>732875954apparently
Konnichiwaslop
does anyone like this shit game other than black weebs?
>>732875878El goblino
>>732875914Magik is colossus's sister
But can they beat FighterZ Base Goku?
>>732875353It is her, Hoshimi Miyabi...
>we want the 2XKO audience
>>732875992>>>/vt/ranny
>>732875869based
>>732875894I don't mind calling my friend black, but I ain't calling a black "friend"
those video game presentations should just show the trailers and get it over with there's no need for this dev talk
>>732875869jeffslop
>NO DMC6HA HAHAHAHAHA
>>732875727I'll play it in a year when it comes out on PC.
I don't get the robot girl meme. They're made of metal and don't have vaginas.
DAD OF SOI
>>732875869why'd they put that backpack on her
bros... this looks kinda good
YOOOOOOOOO
KRAAAAAATOS
GOD OF ONIONS
>setup trapsUwU
>>732875727>Actual good sci-fi game with amazing gameplay>/v/ panned it because the protagonist wasn't a blonde bimbo in a plugsuit or a french maid with half her ass hanging outlmaoyou retards deserve your misery
This entire show has sucked complete ass.
>Audible groan
ACTUAL GOD OF WAR GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>732875968it's called liking video games
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
ENOUGH WITH THE KRATOS
Tokon is going to end up the same way as 2KXO or whatever its called
>>732875801cute!
>>732875847HER SKIRT ISN'T COVERING HER ASS
>>732875465>48 hours early accessOh cool to see Sony adopting the worst practices in the industry and nobody's talking about it as usual
GOOOOOOOODS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDS!!1
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
GODS
GOD OF WAR BAYBEE
>>732875727are there mods to make her a child
HOLD DEVILS POT OF TEA
GOOOOOOOODS WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY WIFE'S SON!
>>732876018No
HOLY FUCK GOD OF WAR TRILOGY REMAKE
GOOOOOOOOOOODS BETTER MEEEEEEN
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>732875921She's 40 years old. She was in New Mutants in the 80s
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
BETTER MEN
>>732875818the gameplay was worth it>>732875834I'll do it again for Saros, FUCK YOU>>732875930DON'T CARE>>732875951game being successful DESPITE the hag is kino
>>732875876thanks witch mommy <3
ZEUS
WE MUST BE BETTER
yup that's it
the 2d gow
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>remake
GOY OF SLOP
PC RELEAE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>WE MUST BE BETTER REMASTERS
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSS!!!!!
how cucked are they gonna be
>gow trilogy portsok alright
>remake slop>remake slop>remake slop>remake slop>remake slop
>>732876040You're so mindbroken
>>732875992we do not rape mintos
have no fears we have remakes and rereleases for years
bbc
ΩμÎγα
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSBETTER MAN
When does ts end I gotta wake up early tomorrow for a job interview
HOLD DEVILS POT OF TEA, MULAN
>>732875852Why do people insist on using live player numbers to judge a single player game?
IS TIME TO BE BETTER MEN!
trailer literally counts 1->2->3
>god of war>BUT AGAINThey're out of ideas aren't they
God of remakes
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
God of Snore
WORSE MEN
>Another remake
BETTER MEN CHADS
remake slop
OLD NEW GOD OF WAR REMAKED FOR MODERN AUDIENCESEPIC FOR THE WIN
REMASTERREMAKEREMASTERREMAKEREMASTER
GOOOOOODSSSSSSS
WE MUST BE
>remakeSAARS
WE WILL BE BETTER MEN
BOOOOOOYWE MUST DONATE TO BLM
for fuck's sakeANOTHER GODDAMN REMAKE
LETS FUCKING GO
ZEEEUUUUUSSSSS WHERE IS MY KEK CHAIR
ARIES GIVE ME A NINTENDO SWITCH AND MY WIFE IS YOURS
HOLY FUCKING BASED
>GOOOOOOOODS! GIVE ME BACK MY WIFES SON!!!!
WE MUST BE BETTER STATE OF PLAY
Cum.
>cuck of war
I prefer Cock of war
>remake with onions kratos
WE MUST BECOME A BETTER REMAKE
DING DING DING
KRATOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS
Oh fuck, it's God of War 1... 2... 3... ALL 3!? HOLY MOLY!
>>732875989Text label toward the end of the Tokon trailer, before the talky bit
Shieeeeeeeet
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REMAKE HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OG TC LET'S GO
ready for censorship goyim
Didnt this guy freak out a few years ago over being recasted for the nu-GOW games?
ANOTHER REMAKE LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
ZOOS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
THE DAD WHO STEPPED UP
WE
remakes...
>REMAKESEX SCENES CENSORED
MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
THE OG
>RemakeThe hell
>>732875878Shut up nigga
>OG God of Warni>remakeand into the trash it goes
Holy kino.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFuck you niggers not a remake you stupid faggots
HOLDDEVIL'SPOT OF TEA
WOW, even the third one?
wrapt it up
WASSHAPPNIN
RIP tits in GOW
remake!?!?!?!?
Hey hey people
BETTER MENREPORT IN
fuck off with the remakes/remasters/rereleasesWHO IS THIS NIGNOG
WE MUST BE WORSE MEN
>Remake
jesus fuck lmao
BETTER>BETTERBETTER>BETTERBETTER>BETTERBETTER>BETTER
Oof…
Well lets rape the og trilogy as well
AAAAAAREEEEEEEESSS
the good god of war games
>>732875401saar, I do not like the indians, but please redeem the game, it will be goty!
KINO
Oh boy it’s time to ruin more old games!
>>732876224REMAKEEMAKE
We must be better men...By playing the original God of War trilogy
God of Zesty
THE GOOD ONES ON PC LETS GOOOOO
HOLY FUCK WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
Kratos VA lookin zesty
BECOME A BETTER GAME
ZESTY KRATOS IS GIVING ME THE SICKEST ANNOUNCEMENT OF ALL TIME WHAAAAAAATsorry just need to pretend to get mega hyped for one thing.
inb4 censored boobs
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDSSSSGIVE ME A TRAILER FOR FF7 REMAKE PART 3 AND MY WIFE IS YOURS
>>732875921bro she was created back in the 80s
WE ARE LIVIIIING SINGLEEEE
CENSORED GOY OF WAR REMAKE GET EXCITED FOR GOYSLOP
P Diddy coded
NIGGER MR BEAN!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOO
HE IS HIGH AS FUCK
FOR MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>ending on a remake
TC BACKTHANK THE FUCKING LORD
>>732876247This.
KRATOS IS BLACK AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>732876185WE.MUST.BE.BETTER.MEN.
Goddamnit they're ruining the original God of War games
wtf zeus is black
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE MUST BE BETTER REMAKES
they will cuck kratos again LMAO
Remake fatigue
shit is gonna be censored to hell
NEW 2D GOD OF WAR
a remake of a remake? or am i tripping
Holy shit, it's Black Tim Curry.
focus n
WE MUST BE GAYER, BLACKER MEN
God of Better Men
>>732876131I see.I guess it is just me
>RemakeOh boy they're gonna fuck it up so hard
>>732876212SWAG
GOW REMAKE WITH ALL THE PROBLEMATIC ELEMENTS REMOVED YAAAAAAY
SIT DOWNSIT THE FUCK DOWN ANONS
>remake is the final gameI can't even laugh at this shit anymore.
>remake TRILOGYwtf
>remakeholy shit how much is going to be censored
OG!!!
>Here's the cool original GoW cucked for modern audiences
GOW TRILOGY DEMASCULATION
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDSSSS
LAMFAO WE HAVE NO FUCKING NEW IDEAS.
AAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEES!!! FUCK MY WIFE AND MY TOTE-BAG IS YOURS!!!
HES TRYING TO OUT ZEST THE OTHER KRATOS
NEXT GUY!
>>732876193THE REAL MAN IS BACK BABYYYYY
ZEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS
>>732876285WORSE>WORSEWORSEWORSE>WORSEWORSE>WORSE
AYO FUCK STOP DAT SHIT ZOOS MODAFUCKA
Why is Jeff Goldblum doing a blackface?
KINGtos!
this nigga gay as fuck
MODOERN DEVS CANT MAKE NEW GAMES
Remakes make me into a worst man.
>the original voice too
Kratos is black??
BETTER MEN........... WE WON..............
THEY WILL CENSOR THE SEX MINIGAMES LMAO
MY LIFE IS YOURS, BABY!
>>732876341>now
I love Teal'c but bringing back the original VA is kino
>they're soifying og god of war nowit's going to be butchered
Z E S T YESTY
we're going home
WE MUST BE REMAKE MEN
>>732876095truly unfortunate
Did they tell this guy to act as black as possible?
THIS NIGGA ZESTY AS FUCK
quantity over quality ahh presentation
>now in development
>kratos has a black VA nowfuck sony
HOW MANY TIMES CAN THE ORIGINAL GOD OF WAR BE REMADE
>remake>voice actor flirting with mewhy
>>732876167>>732876168>>>/vt/ranny
Is he high
>Early Stages
quick rundown of what was announced so far?
I love this nigga's voice
WHATS GOOD NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
WE MUST BE ZESTIER MEN
>>732876013It should have the "Back of an uber" soundtrack of indian music while the MC talks loudly on his hands free phone
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Where’s the gameplay?!??
>last few months of God of War anniversary yearwas this shit delayed already kek
not even colorful, zesty negroids can make me excited for a soulless unreal engine remake
>>732876212they found the fucking male equivalent of the black chick with bug eyes
The greek trilogy doesn't need a full remakeThe PS3 versions are great, just release those with the psp games with some polish, dumbasses
>>7328763345'5
>>732876272REPORTING IN
>>732875921She died in the early 90's and came back in 2007
>chudoids fuming at a new REMAKEYep. Buying it.
I get it, everyone likes the black man with the sexy deep voice. Still mad they're gonna erase the old kratos, which i like better
Watch them censor the fuck out all three games.
Just end it all at this point
>REMAKEIT'S GOING TO BE SHIT
WE MUST BE BLACK MEN
MIGHTY PECULIAR.....
whitest greek
ZESTY
>GOD OF REMAKES
He has morphed into a gay black Jeff Goldblum.
WE MUST BE WORST REMASTERS
i will play the original with retro cheevos
>>732875970I can only goon to games I'm well versed in
GOOOOOOOOO
>>732876434
that nigga is ZESTY
GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Was there any new games announced
>no sex minigamesDon't want it
NIGGA JEFF GOLDBLUM
>>732875971So thankful you agree!>>732876140You're welcome, cutiepie. <3
dude has the most made for VA work voice I've ever fucking heard
Oh boy a remake in 2 years
>Black man yells at me>My racist brain : (>My subby boyclit :)
>>732863893that dude is just happy to have work lol
Black Jeff Goldbloom kek
this dude got a crazy voice
>>732876434ZESTOS
Remasters of when we weren't bettered yet.. I don't know if I can handle it..
READY FOR A FEMINIST LESSON GIVEN BY ATHENA ?
We must be zestier niggas
>try to be better men>end up remaking the old games
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
why he trying to be jeff goldblum so bad
>>732876341play a real cuhrayzee gameGoW was always terrible slop
>nigger againSony really is the brownest console.
erm...
>open video>gay negro talking>close video
Better Man is dead, huh.
ZOOOOOOOOS
WE MUST BE WORSE MENCOME, BOY, YOU WILL LEARN TO RAPE WOMEN AND PILLAGE BETA BASEDKEKS
>American spartans
>>732876408This is precisely what Terrence "BB"C. Carson is like when he's not being Kratos. It's
>2d>2d>2d>2d
>>732863893Oh boy, I can't wait for the censored demake...
LMAO WHAT IS THIS DOGSHIT
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OG GOW TrilogyFuck yeah>RemakeFucking monkey paw'd
yeah....gaming is saved
LMFAOOOOOO
>>732876451Bait used to be believable
So the shit is probably years away kek
>God of War presenter just blatantly reading the prompter
>8bit>captured on PS5 pro
No.
what the fuck is this a gameboy game
>Before... I was a better man...
Kratosvania
nintendo bros, is time to be BETTER!!!
Why are over half the games coming out remakes?Why are they not creating new games?
>pixel art shit
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>GoW the flash gamebased?
WE MUST BE BETTER 2D SCROLLERS
>>732876481thats ian fighting off idubbz in the cage
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA2D SCROLLER GOW
2D REMAKES>2D REMAKES2D REMAKES>2D REMAKES2D REMAKES>2D REMAKES2D REMAKES>2D REMAKES
>>732876503ZABITO BOGA!
passion project, huh
>Baby Kratos
>pixel trashlmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
TWINK KRATOS
2.5 gow looks like shit
The ABSOLUTE state of play
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Looks like shit
>young Kratos Kino?
LMAO
>sidescrolling pixelshit prequel
>Literally just some nig mumbling for 10 minutes
Better man incoming!
>>732876247If they censor that Aphrodite harem sexo scene it's a pass for me
MY TESTICLES... I MUST CHOP THEM... TO BE BETTER...
>>732875009i gave michael the instructions...
PIXELSLOPPPPP
>god of war metroidvaniacould be cool
>here's your god of war prequel bro
The black guy scammed me
god of blasphemous
inb4 doesn't have Kratos' brother
>>732876359dude, look at his face; it's black Jeff Goldblum
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Is my nigga Deimos in?
HOLY SHIT THIS IS KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kratos' origin story as a flash game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWTF
NIGGA NO WAY YOU MADE HIM THIS GAY KID ICARUS VOICE ACTOR
>gow -3 demake
God of Castlevania
this reminds me of those 3DS games like pikmin and chibi robo
the POWER of the pee ess quintuple
this is the big last announcement? lmao
Sonybros... How are you holding up?
>>732876272
Holy fuck PlayStation won. They keep fucking winning. Miyamoto do something!
>>732876229>Lobby avatarFuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk. Aw well.
>>732876569I wasn't against a 2D God of War Metroidvania, but damn this looks so bland visually
>>732876220How do we play Cock of War, Anon?
wow this remake is something!
>>732876615
>god of war 2d metroidvaniaOH LAAWD I'M LAFFIN
>>732876559same
>>732876524his buck was broken....
>>732876334>not trowing the axes to break the water
KEKAROOOOO
>Kratos confirmed whiteIT'S OVER
lmao the kratos voice acting
you just know they're going to use the dogshit nu-gow system
Wtf they whitewashed my boy
>>732876498lol
KRATOSLING
>BOY KRATOSpretty cool
>nudityNope.>excessive goreNope.Prepare for the cucked remaster!
WIFE'S SONS OF SPARTA xD
This is the power of the PlayStation 5....
BETTER BOYS
Dam God of War 3 remake will just be an intern hitting Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V to make it. Genuis move by Sony to cut costs
NICE GAME, SONYKEKS
WTFFF IS THISAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T OH GOD
>>732876479>The PS3 versions are greatThe ports of 1 and 2 are shitty Bluepoint hackjobs with tons of missing effects.
>>732875808Became a thing in 2005
This side scroller looks like doodoo
The absolute state of play
we must be 2D men
MY WIFE IS YOURS
>>732876487Oh, no doubt. Anything to piss off david jaffe.
a tranny will speed run this game on AGDQ
>>732876569flash newgrounds tier
Oh boy, ANOTHER REMAKE
>Sons of Sparta>not Sons of Spardadmcbros...
This looks like fire, going to have a blast!
jim ryan killed playstation lmao
I don't like shields on backs. Wouldn't the handle dig into your back?
shit from the 90s looks and plays better
Well hey, it looks actually interesting.Most interesting thing Santa Monica has put out in like 10+ years
so they fucked up the last god of war and jsut go back to the roots? not the worst decision.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>732876514He does have that je ne sais quoi
Really good sprite work, too bad it's wasted on the inbreds who like God of War and not a better franchise.
Why does young Kratos sound white but old Kratos sound black? Whats the lore implication?
ANTHONY DEL RIO
>remakes>a trilogy of remakes>2d prequelYeah im going to indies and AAs
>>732876628Have you seen the new games?>Saaros>Silent hill Hood tales>Silent hill feminism
>3D Models with a 2D Pixel filter put onto them
SHAADOWWW DROPP
Today? Cool
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PLAY
KRATOS IS WHITE? YOUR NIGGAS TOLD ME HE WAS BLACK WITHOUT THE ASHS
>deimos not forgotten holy shit
why does it look like Aladdin
AVAILABLE TODAY
THAT'S IT?!
>>732876730>time to rape Poseidon's daughter >kratos looks into the camera>I will be a better man, no, a better god!
Wait this actually looks cool, I hope its not a fake out
>the COPIUM is that "HAHA PIXEL GAME FUNNY"Cool but the remake is still coming fagots
>>732874117u rike?
>montageTHAT'S ITTHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PLAY
>indie pixel goy of slopyeah i'm thinking it's wholesome 100
lollmao
can a nigga get a GTA6 trailer ffs
Lol the sidescroller plays better than the msin series
>kratos was already killing huge ass monster when he was a kidfuck off
IT'S OVERRRRRRRR
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DMCFAGS BTFO
>>732876773kys
it was fucking nothing.
Playstation really is the third worlder console of choice, goddamn their output is garbage.
2D games are better than 3D games and I'm tired of pretending they're not.
WE MUST BE BETTER SONS
>out nowK I N O reveal
Strange choice to end on.
Why couldn't they have just made a 4k/60 port, who the fuck wanted a full re(de)make?
>ending on that trashIncredible
WE MUST BE BETTER HUWAITBOIS
WE MUST BE YOUNGER MEN
WRAP IT UP
I don't think I like video games anymore
fuck remakes,fuck ruination,fuck trannies fuck SBI
HOW TF DO YOU END ON THAT
shitty show again 2/10
WE MUST BE SMALLER MEN
THAT'S IT????????
holy shit I'm dead lmao
thats what they end with?
FF7 SISTERS...............................
2d side scroller looks better than the cinematic slop tbdesu
TODAYPIXEL KINOSONY FUCKING WONNNNNNNNNNNNNN I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT
>montageYea it’s over
>>732876569isn't this just Apotheon
>No new games >State of play is all Remakes>Every announced game looks and sounds the same>No Ape Escape>The Absolute State of Play
Welp, that's it
>has the Spear and shield from the psp gamecute
>still no ff7r3nomura...
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
>it's overRateRate
it's joever
That's the last game? LMAO
1/10 show
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CRAP
Where's the fuck is the GoW Egypt game?
...ONE MORE THING>ITS PIXELSLOP SIDESCROLLERCROWD GOES WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD
>that's the end
The year is 2026. MGS4 is the only game on the Playstation.
Where’s Deimos
>>732876837It's not called the ABSOLUTE STATE for nothing, anon.
grim
>they ended on thatlmao
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHH
i am from israel and i love watching events like this
did they really just end their show on a 16 bit platformer
>>732876770>sexist rantBASED
bros I thought DEI was over?????????????????????
NGL that switch from 2026 to TODAY surprised me.Fuck it, I'll play it.
THAT'S IT
@rockstar where your game at
Excited for Marathon?
>>732876803And you genuinely believe they won't fuck the trilogy?
>that's itwow should've ended with the konami homeruns you fucking retards, what a wet fart.
>closing with pixelsloplmfao
RATE THE STATE OF PLAY
>>732876806If it sticks to the spirit of the greek games then it will be fine
>>732876809glad im not the only one that thought of pit
WE MUST BE BETTER BOYS
I'm just glad KH remake was fake.
TODAYWait, was that the one more thing?
DID U RIKE???
>no pc releasesad
>rap coded musicthey just can't help themselves can they?
>>732876764kek
WHAT THE FUCK?
all of those games were trashi hate india
Leave my wife's son alone
>>7328769173/10
>>732876816You got me crackin up lil nig
>>732876816Teiobro btw
solid 6/10
>It's overRATE IT
>>732876974>>>/vt/ranny
DEIMOS
Capcom won this showcase
So how shit was this direct
THERE'S NOTHING TO PLAY
0/10
BIG WALK CHADS WE WON
Terrible game to end it on
>>732876876I do.
>>732876917the ckicken musou was the best game
>Ended it off with retro GoW gameLol. Lmao even.
/bing/tendoGAF is very upset.
So how much are they gonna censor this scene?
WE MUST BE 2D MEN
>>7328769768/10 no DMC but we did get Castlevania
5/10 for chicken game
My female streamer said:>IT'S FUCKING CASH GRABbazed fu
>>732876986That was fucking terrible
FinallyGood night fellas
That's what they end on????
GODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Where's the games?
Well castlevania looks funand uhhh I don't think I'll play tokon but good roster choices
i am never buying gfuel
>>732876593WHERE IS MY WIFE’S BOYFRIENDS SOOOOOON
>deletedMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>732876976I don't even have a playstation 5
wait that's a real playstation exclusivegood for ps, they finally got one
>>732876843it's new and they released it today so i'll take it. hilarious to see the big movie game company end on a 2d sidescroller though.
NINTENDO FUCKING WON
KFC and Ninja stealth game thats all i saw, dog shit SOP
That was boring as fuck
>ending with a 2d sidescroller
Im sorry, but I think im just gonna replay the real thing instead actually
>>732876773donaldslop
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLWOLVERINEFAGS?!?FINAL FANTASYFAGS?!
>>732876941at least it was a game instead of a movie
>>732877024-1/10
There was fucking nothing
>>732876976A
>>7328769762/10 the finnish games looked pretty good t. finn
7/10
>>732875406This, Jesus Christ what a shitshow.
>>732876917Rate Bache
bloodborne next year lads
Gravity Rush bros.....
>not a single good or interesting looking gameI feel bad for zoomers
>No GTAOh that's 100% getting delayed again.
That's it?Ending on 2D pixel art prequel?Like it looked good but...B r u h3/10, on par with Nintendo's partner direct.
>>732876668>>732876663add a blue arrow to the head, and you know...
2/10
That was so incredibly shit I refuse to rate it.
stinky stinky sucky
>>732876773Based
>>732877009>TRILOGY REMAKEhow censored will the tiddies be?
>>7328769177/10, expected nothing and got something.
We are never getting anything original again, are we?
From sons of sparta into sons of sparxaI'm ready for the dmc6 announcement bros!
so, dead or alive 7 and konami still being an embarassment... my mind tuned out at everything else
bro modern gaming is so ass
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PLAYABSOLUTESTATEOF PLAY
ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT
>>732876842>remakeWho cares, it's going to be censored trash.
>>732876917genuine 2/10if it wasn't for this thread I would've gone to sleep
Wait, the big announcement was just a butchering of the actual good GoW games?
>>7328769176/7
>>7328769174/10
>>732876976DISASTER
>>732877024-4/20
that wasnt very good
the (absolute) state of play
>>732877024I need to take a shit/10
>>732877103B
WE MUST BE BETTER STATE OF PLAYS
>>732877025
No Bloodborne 2/10
>>732876974I saw you on the tower
>>732876563It's his moment in the spotlight like the other black kratos when he took his award
>>732876976worse than the partner showcase, impressive
>>732876940based epstien we love you
>>732876976ok, actually
>>732876993>rap coded musicspoken like a true white dork
>ending it with an indie pixel game
>a bunch of slop and some remastersamazing
what the fuck, it was A FUCKING HOUR?!
>>7328770242/10, and those 2 points are carried HARD by Konami. Slightly edging out that Partner Showcase by a gnat's dick.
>>7328769761/10
>>732877137Konami just announced an original game not based on an existing IP
Metal Gear 4 runs fine of RPCS3/10
>>732877053you know all the tits will have a solid black texture over them
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm40Gemgahttps://strawpoll.com/40Zm40Gemgahttps://strawpoll.com/40Zm40Gemgahttps://strawpoll.com/40Zm40Gemgahttps://strawpoll.com/40Zm40Gemgahttps://strawpoll.com/40Zm40Gemgahttps://strawpoll.com/40Zm40Gemga
The chicken game looked kinda cool atleast
>>732877092GET YOUR SWOOOOOOORD
>>732876904owari da
>>7328769764/10 just for new castlevania and mgs 4 on pc.
i'm glad i took a nap through 80% of this
>>732877024better than nintendo direct/10majorly carried by konami/5
I miss when Playstation was its own thing with its own identity and not desperately copying Nintendo
>>732876917Solid 4/10
all looked really dogshitit was like the same (bad) game shown 40x
>>7328770246/10chicken game looked interesting, john wick might be the first non-shit movie gamebeast of reincarnation isn't a new announcement but I'm still looking forward to it
>>732876974
No DMC6?I feel lied to...
Kasumi's cleavage / 10
back to Endfield
>>732876904FF7 is too big to be announced at a bullshit rando state of play. It will be in coordination with SGF.
>>732877092based basedbased basedbased basedbased basedbased basedbased basedbased based
>>732877147You get MGS4 on other platforms now
>>732876917>>7328769766-7/10
Am I the only person that thought the God of War prequel looked cool?
>>732877024lmao/10
>>732876976ABSOLUTE STATE
Sony spends so much time remastering and remaking games so they can sell them to third worlders who just got internet access and people who just got into video games five minutes ago
It's honestly impressive how they manage to end on a wet fart every time (even compared to the rest of the show).
Has there ever been a good State of Play?
>>732876816is this the synthetic man
>>732876628Sony ran out of ideas 13 years ago
I can't believe Konami woke up and remembered they can make video games.
>>7328769175-6/10. It's clear they are trying, unlike the last few years of these. They're not good at what they do, but they are attempting to do something.
TENDIEGAWDS WON
>no FF7Doods...
>>732877092Based
>>7328770243/10
>>7328770242/10
Nintendo wins by doing nothing. Look at these fuckers trying to pretend the show was anything but complete shit.
>>732877092lmao
First and last time i watched and absolute state of play.
>>7328769172/10. Congrats to the huge MGS4 fans who are excited to play it for the first time.
That was almost worse than the Nintendo partner direct>>732877192fato cato...
>>732876661Sauce?
It's fucking 1am I stayed up for nothing
They should have ended on the Konami stuff, because this shit just cratered an already mediocre presentation.
>>732876960cute!
the greek trilogy is incredible but I would rather just have a quality port instead of a pozzed remake
>>732876917
>>732876976"The absolute state" indeed.
Not playing any of the GOW shit
why the fuck isn't metal gear rising in the collection
>>732875994Happened all the way back in 2005 apparently
That was bad.The only interesting things here were the squid game that looks like it could be fun and that one with the chicken, though with a different main character it too would be China slop.
>>732877324See you next time
https://poal.me/s0k4nq>https://poal.me/s0k4nqhttps://poal.me/s0k4nq>https://poal.me/s0k4nq
The best thing that came out of this stream is Tekken 5.5 coming
>>7328770240
>>732877092soul
>>732877314when is the next tendie direct?
>>732877192>>732877254>>>/vt/ranny
>>7328769762/10, complete and total defeat, nintendo was also a 2/10 on the last direct. What the hell is going on, are they retooling all dev away from the old style games towards chud friendly or something?
THATS IT?
>>732877264>FF7 is too bigNot if SE can help it.
>>732877024Chicken/10
>>732876917>>7328769762/10>more RE9 was nice>DOA7 kino>GoW 1-3 remake ok>john wick maybe okrest was dogwater
uh KH4...?
>>732877092HOLY BASED
>>732877053it's a remake, anon. that scene will simply never happen
bamco you fucking bastards, if KT can revive DoA you can at least give us a single fucking soulcalibur port
> No FF7My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
WHere's the guy who lists everything revealed? What did I miss
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>you now remember the ps4 is still getting games after 12 years
I kinda dig the sidescroller GoW
>>7328770247/10, probably the best state of play so far
>>732877118no wonder they care so much about politics nowadays there is not a single good products for them
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
>>732876917abysmal dogshiteverything we care about is on pc anyways
>>732876976ABSOLUTE/10
THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP REMAKES AND MOVIESLOP!
best state of play in yearsNothing that will make me buy a playstation, because I know that the good stuff is coming to PC, but the announcements were cool.
>>732877058>watching foidswe must BE BETTER chuds
i am genuinely so sad right now. i was so hyped for dmc. maybe im a retard for even expecting it but still, makes me so sad
>>732877201Many of us are here.>>732877254
VIDEO GAMES ARE DEADHold me bros.
Tbqh the only thing that would have satisfied my expectations is a RE9 demo and that was out almost immediately at the beginning
>>7328769170/10
>>7328769172/10
Every fucking time
MGS4 IS OUT OF PS3 HELL. THAT'S ALL I EVER WANTED
>>732877345what did you expect you fucking retard
>>732877087don't post my wife without my permission
>>732877162L show
well, this was ass
>>7328769766 and PC / 10
>this thread is not a sticky anymore
>>73287709210/10 post
REEEEEEEEEEE
THAT WAS ASS
>>732877394
>>732876917like a 4/10
>>732876816bejita bro btw
>boobs and sex minigames removed99% of this do not buy
>POST YFW YOU'RE NOT A DMCFAG
3 out of 10. Only game I liked was John Wick.
>>732876816jannies managed to delete any porn pic in milliseconds but this is up for minutes?
>>732876976it was alrightJohn WicknuCastlevaniaMGS 4 and PW portchicken gamenew DoA6/10
So. kojima was allowed to announce during a playstation state of play that death stranding 2 was coming to pc, whith better graphic modes, etc....when will the cuckening end?
>>7328769176/10chicken game and new doa saved it
>literally nothinggood thing i forgot to watch it
FUCKING NOTHINGexcept bird game that looks cool
So shit I’m not even going to bother watching the reactions.
>>732877163>no hsr trailer
The thread is not a sticky anymore
>>732877245>better than a 3rd party showcase reela bar so low I've got six trocaeiro fucks who wanna use it for their limbo sesh
>endless remakes and remasters>but not a Bloodborne oneWhat in the fuck is wrong with Sony
>>732877456We need RE9 out of the way first
>>732877135this, odd having something for me after years of nothing
>>732877163MARSH SEX
>>732877292No, when I think of the best PlayStation announcements it was always at E3.
>sop is so shit it got instantly unstickiedlol
4/10 stream10/10 for a state of play stream because there were actual games, dates and releases>>732877092Insane kino
This is the lamest shit i've seen in my life.
too fucking long/10
bloodborne bros... not like this...
>>732877387>when is the next tendie direct?Pokemon Day
>>732877408square hasnt shown any new game in years
We must be better sticky threads...
>>732877435Good thing games from millennial generation are still around and honestly more accessible with pirating and emulation and mods. Like old movies, I think the 'golden era' of games will stay around a long time and people will rediscover and enjoy them for decades to come
>$40 for a flash game
>>732877115irrelevant and forgotten/10
i skipped work for this
That was shit.
>>732877510
>>732877303An MGS remake, a farmed-out Castlevania game, a new entry in a series that hasn't been good since the second game, some forgettable anime game, and whatever that octopus game was supposed to be.
>>732877604God, I miss E3...
i need a recap
Would unironically have been better if they showed Kena last. At least that had some fans.
>>7328770243/10 thanks to capcom, gamefreak, and team ninja. The others are shit
>>732877669LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>732877474all the japanese stuff as usual looks okay. MGS4 looked fine and i'm glad i can play it again after my piss threes hard drive died. new dead or alive might be cool, but we only saw a booba teaser
>>732877453
>>732877714>runs well
>no new Yoko Taro>no Gravity Rush>no DMC(not sure if good or bad)laaaaaaaaaaame
>only good thing was another remake slop>it will probably be censored for """modern audiences"""It's over...
the Kena sequel was enought to make this state of play good, sadly all the other announcements tainted the whole thing. well the control sequel was good too.
NONONONOITS ON PAR WITH THE NINTENDO DIRECTS
>>732877543the thumbnail being a black screen probably has something to do with it
>>732877584They lost the source code broRemake is never ever happening.
>>73287691767/100
>>732877669>Snoyim will pay for this
>>7328769173/10 only for Castlevania.Better than the Direct.The absolute state of gaming.
>>732877190yes
>>732877669This was the funniest announcement
>bump limit Now what?
>>732877745chicken game and octopus gamenothing else of note
>>7328769762/10Of all the new games announced, I only liked the cock musou game.
>>732877669lmao the fuck
>>732877113I lost..
>>732877303Is that what you call it? Looks like they realized they can farm their IPs and chose the worst people possible.
>>732877412i remember when the promised to start giving sc the support that tekken gets...
>>732876976NO PARAPPA / 10
>>732877669>My Wife's Son of Sparta
>>732877714>>732877790fixed
>>732877609At this point, we shouldn't sticky events like this unless it's good.
>>732877857bump anyway
>>732876816why are trans folx like this?
>>732877510>>732877714Amelia cute!
>page sixITS SINKING
>>732877507>>>/vt/rannyKeep going
More than an hour for very little interesting announcements. The horrible pacing made me almost fall asleep.
>>732876917>>7328770243/10 pure slop.
>>732877857a captain goes down with his ship, good thing I'm a stowaway!
Anons have spoken: It was shit.
Needy slutty femboys, let yourself be seen!
>No Kingdom Hearts IVOh. My. Fucking. God. I fucking hate my life. 1/10. That one Noir JRPG looked fairly interesting, but outside of that; this was garbage. Can't believe they ended this thing off with a fucking GOD OF WAR SPIN OFF. Also, death to every niggernormalfag who shits on "tranime" or "anime slop." I hate you niggers so fucking much. Almost as much as I hate the retarded trap-beat hood coded music almost every trailer employed.
The threads going to die so nobody will see that I wish I had a cute horny animeposting nonny grinding on my lap
that was a dogshit waste of time
>>732877669gotta fund the trilogy remake
>>732877239LMAO
i guess that was ok..
>>732877569Hoyo doesn’t bother with these garbage streams
>>732877669ok nvm I ain't getting this shit kek
>>732877669
>>732877857TIme to rape you
>>732877457>>732877507>>732877812>>>/vt/ranny
>>732877092i played the first 2 levels of the the other day, it sucks. idk if i should bother finishing it
where the fuck is Okami...
>>732877669GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS WHERE'S MY SON OF SPARTA
>>732877669>my wife's sons
>>732877092dude unironically is this actually better?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNtazzM5K5Abetter music voice acting and animations and the character is bigger and better detailed sprites?
>>732876569are those AI backgrounds?
>>73287766940 dollarydoos? that seems a bit much
>>732875647hopefully, along with uhhh that britbong ginger chick with guns
>>732878118>>>/lgbt/
>>732877510Does she mind indies?
Kena Scars of Kosmora 2026Ghost of Yoei Legends DLC March 2026 Death Stranding 2 PC announcement4:loop no release datePragmata April 24 2026Resident Evil Requiem Feb 27th 2026Legacy of Kain Defiance Remastered Mar 3 2026Brigandine Abyss 2026Dead or Alive 6 Last Round Jun 25 2026Dead or Alive 7 no release dateControl Resonant 2026Crimson Moon 2026Beast of Reincarnation August 4th 2026Rayman 30th Anniversary Edition Feb 13th 2026Mina The Hollower Spring 2026Neva Prologue Feb 19th 2026Yakoh Shinobi Ops 2027Project Windless No release dateStar Wars Galactic Racer 2026007 First Light May 27th 2026Metal Gear Solid 2 Master Collection August 2026Darwins Paradox no release dateCastlevania Belmont's Curse 2026Silent Hill Townfall 2026Rev. Noir No Release dateJohn Wick No Release dateMarathon Mar 5th 2026Playstation Plus sizzle reelSaros April 30th 2026Marvel Tokon August 6th 2026God of War Trilogy Remake No release dateGod of War Sons of Sparta Today
>>732877857Eat and sleep.
>>732877669$40 for 16 bit side scrollers
Will we ever have good games again?
>>732877669>we are remaking god of war trilogy..... eventually>also please buy this $40 flash gamegame industry crash is imminent
>>732877669Concord tax
>>732876917For the first time I've actually watched a SoP, 6/10. I've heard absolutely nothing happens at these so this was honestly not horrible, but the ordering was quite dumb.
>>732878239Thank you anon.
>>732876569shit is so ass looking i thought it was a port of the phone game from 20 years ago
>state of play>august, august, august.. 2027they didn't even show us a screenshot of the gow remake. this empty console...lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>732877660yes but its still suck, it's been years that the industry is going down, for fuck sake I want some new games, good new games.
>>732878239
>>732876917eh, 6. i expected bad but instead i got some stuff i'm interested in including some way out there stuff like castlevania
>>732878289All games since GTA V or a bit earlier have been remixes of older games. it's hard to feel impressed anymore
>It has In-game Currency too
We won snoychads
>>7328782892027trust in the Musou Chicken
Nipah~
Galactic Racer looks pretty neat if they manage to hit the aesthetic
>>732878503
It's so over
>>732878489well yeah sounds like level up stuff
>>732878336literally
Did they show anything new for RE9?Missed it apparently.
>>732878239Danke
>>732878497lets goooo resetera troonies ;3
>>732877857Everyone should post their dick haha
>>732878503ok now do it with the OG sprite
>>732877669The trilogy doesn't pay for itself
>>732878489OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>732878489... have you ever played a god of war game? any one of them?
>>732878239>Crimson Moon 2026>Project Windless >Pragmata only good ones
>>732878639Yeah, just watch it.
>>732878239thank you
dmcbros.....is there...still a chance..?
>>732878639Leon has zombo cancer apparently thats all i remember
>>732878724never have never will
>>732877267that's good news for preservation but not only do i not care for rereleases but mgs4 is a shit game, so it doesn't excuse more westshit castlevania and silent hill
>>732878639They showed a loli on a bed
>>732878230can they bear not to do early-access?
>>732878750Nevar evar.
>>732878750three more years...
>>732878239>Death Stranding 2 PC announcementMarch 19 right?
>>732878727>>732878765Ok thanks will check out in the morning.
Welp this shit isn’t any better than the past third party direct
>>732878336Apparently the base game is $30 in America. I'm still not buying it until I see reviews but $30 is "okay".
>>732878750after RE requiem maybe
>>732878942yephttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3280350/DEATH_STRANDING_2_ON_THE_BEACH/
>>732878750Wait in 2028. At this point they will release a new game every 10 years
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>732877543The mods are all souless jewish trannies of course they allow shit like this to stay
Sony peaked on the ps2, fell off on ps3, went into the abysm in 4 and never got recovered since
BETTER MEN! BETTER MEN! BETTER MEN!
https://youtu.be/U2EfawNQsq4?si=467KUCDFiHa93ony&t=163
>>732878252>>732878503>>732878601I wish every cunnygger a chronic inflammatory dick that whenever the urge comes makes them feel like their bladder and penis has to push their piss and cum past glass shards lodged in their peetube.Suffer fags
looking good
so wait a fucking secondKratos already dabbed on huge monsters when he was a little shitthen what the fuck did he need Ares's boos for??
Qrd?
>>732878601Hauauu nanodesu~
>>732877092Very based anon.
>>732878289no, kinomoto-chan, go back to sleep now
>>732879271Severe lack of lust provoking images
>>732878750yesCapcom themselves said they WILL make new dmc content
>>732877857
>>732879221Imagine not liking every kind of girl, what a gay little boy.
>>732879408Ok fag now say the qrd
>>732879221Cope & seethe harder, troon. You'll never be a cute & funny lil loli.
>>732879219
>>732879221>t.raging homosexual
>>732878239Thanks dude
that was that i guess
>>732877669>$40Make it $30 you calijews
>>732879546that's a man
>>732879221They didn't like this one boss.
>>732879610BRATS
>>732879546>>732878239
>>732879696You're a fag
cum
>>732878167>that menu screenHoly fucking SOVL
We did it guys page 10 woooo
>>732879546
>>732879696he better be
>>732878239Thanks anon.
what DID you like from the state of play?
>>732880006I don't like Kuro
>>732880006Chicken samurai nigga
>>732877669https://blog.playstation.com/2026/02/12/god-of-war-greek-trilogy-remake-in-development-god-of-war-sons-of-sparta-out-now/This could have been on PC
KONAMIWINNI
>>732878750DMC being forgotten by Crapcom is a blessing from the heavens.
Post lolis before the thread dies
alice!!!!!!
>>732880095This is leaked by NashWeedle and KiwiTalks btwTendiebros, we did it. We got Kratos on the Switch!
>>732878497Shinobi: Whaaaat that's a Nintendo fan forum :3
niggah~
>>732880164>lolis>posts body of a 60 year old geriatric Mexican woman with at least 5 kids
>>732880164and post pooping lolis too
>>732879610>>732879546mentally ill 3dpd and hag shit
jeff stop posting
Well, if you put it that way, sure.
>page 10
Nahida in every fucking thread!
Was a really shitty SoP all things considered
>>732880164no
I'm hungry as fuuuck
Last for sex