Stream 1Now: Pokémon CrystalNext: Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!Later: UltrosStream 2Soon: FFIX ($20%) - Garnet only runhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732884715
Fresh bread???
This is the real thread
I'm migging to the thread that has plum
Imma mig here, this one looks more comfy.
This was first so I might here
Migging
I hate spinners so much it's unreal
>>732914509
migged
Despite it all, this run is not bad
Did anyone do a ratings chart this year?
>>732914682Yeah, a pokemon run will never be an S tier run, but this is decent
miggggged to the proper thread
>>732914805no
Just woke up. Let me guess, we're going over estimate?
>>732915080Looks like it, which is weird cause he wasn't really stalled or had any chokes.
>and we will not go over estimateRunner lied. Anons died.Was pretty close though
I would like to inform everyone that maeve has arrived.
>>732915156There were some bad luck in some encounters where he had to restart, but not all that much ultimately.
>40 seconds over-estimateRun ruined. I don't make the rules
You say it went 40 seconds over estimate. I say it was within 40 seconds of the estimate. We are not the same.
>>73291508040 fucking seconds!!!ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>pokemon run>overestimateevery time
OVER THE LINE
Damn, 40 seconds overestimate. Rate Pokemans Crystal. A- for me.
>>732915401A. I liked it.
>>732915401A for comfy autism
>>732915401Babout as good as a pokemon run can getwould've been an A if he finished 41 seconds faster
>>732915401B
>>732915401B+
>>732915401>overestimated and still talking zzz
>>732915401B is the best I can do for a pokemon run but it was enjoyable>overestimate due to longass nameslmfao
>>732915401A-. Comfy
>>732915340some of you guys seem a bit too excited when the few trannies present actually make an appearance
>>732915401A i'd say but I normally don't watch pokemon runs anymore
>>732915401>overestimateC
My gf is up next, wish her luck!!
>>732915401Asolid runsurprising for a pokemon run
PLUM INCOMINGEVERYONE STAY CALM
>he says how he promised us Frame Perfecthe better play it
OKAY TECHFAG PLAY FRAME PERFECT SO I CAN GO TO BED
>Turn on ESA>It's a spyro run
FRAME PERFECT
AH SHIT
I'VE GOT THATGOLDEN EYE OF THE TIGER
Remember when ESA had sovl?
I'M FRAME PERFECT
>>732915401A
finally
>>732915519Frame Perfect chads, we won
i'M fRaMe PeRfEcT
I'M FRAME PERFECT>I'M FRAME PERFECTI'M FRAME PERFECT>I'M FRAME PERFECT
Thank you blessed tech bro
I bailed out of the Sonic Unleashed run 15 minutes in, that guy's commentary was abysmal. Worse than not saying anything.Did the run ever get good?
thank you tech bro
>>732915620You were saying?..
FRAME PERFECT INTO PLUM
and PLUUUUUUUUUUMTHANK YOU TECH BRO
PUMP PLUM
PLUMMMM TY BASED TECH BRO
PLUM AS WELL?!!! WE'RE GETTING SPOILED!
>>732915695FF9 run is continuing in about 30min isn't it
FRAME PERFECT INTO PLUM ITS TOO MUCH
Did they ever do a plum speedrun?
Miss Plum, Your opening statement.
>>732915750The game is a piece of shit, bro.
Drawfags, draw an opened can of SPAM that looks suspiciously made out of Plum
>>732915750yeah, but runner said plum it's a really bad character for it and didnt use
>no hoplegs...
>>732915750They did once, and the lead developer was there on the couch
makly maeve is back!
>manly_maeve>first ever live soloaww yiss
nah
>>732915795>I hate Spyro runs
Another "American" you can't make this shit up
>>732915862hoplegs chose die instead of ninja...
did they turn up the volume?
>tranny>american>spyrogoodnight ESA I hate you least of all
>manly maeveWhat did she mean by this?
>>732915750Yeah without Plum
ILOVESPYRO ILOVESPYRO ILOVESPYRO ILOVESPYRO
She's cute. Too bad about the whole being an American.
It's like we're back in summer!
Great, time to continue watching the galaxy run
Perfect "You are too slow" moment.
Just mute, twitch's new system makes it so you won't count as a viewer.
I'm playing pokerogue on the side but I instantly knew a tranny was running as soon as I heard that obvious tranny voice.
>Spyro>AGAIN
I wasn't paying attention to the screen and when maeve started speaking I was like "holy shit pannenkoek is running spyro now??"
>>732915985nothing gets past you huh
Thanks god instead of those boring old runs everyone's tired of we have Spyro, Sly Cooper and LEGO games
>>732916015>You got a problem with that, pussycat?
every time I hear spyro, I remember the subway.
>>732916051I'm just saying this manly Maeve has the most quintessential obvious tranny voice. I don't know why they even bother, they might as well use their normal male voice for all the good it does them.
>>732916120I actually like LEGO game runs
>spyro>american>trannyWell, I've got to return some video tapes anyway.
I wonder if maeve had to have surgery, after returning from anesthesia, would it use the same voice?
Can someone from the hat in time community donate and tell manly_maeve to live early or die late?
I remember seeing Lumilaura's name in the schedule during the first day or two
It's spyro!
>>732916448we were spared
>>732916448Taken by ESAids
Save us, Stream 2.
>>732914271https://files.catbox.moe/qssguo.mp3
I can't stop looking at his thumbs
america only sending their finest it seems
>>732916650PUMP PUMP PLUM
>>732916629thank God it's back
$2660 to Ozma... we're not gonna make it bros...
>>732916926Where are those anonymous $1000 donations?
oh no...... manly...............
This isn't GDQ
Kinda awkward
Stop dancing
Wrap it up..........
>>732917082She's american so it's probably not wrapped up.
why are they still playing??
>>732917082we still have any% :^)
>>732917132Any% bonus
>>732917132incentive to any% run was met
>>732917127>she
Not every tranny is an american.But every american is a tranny.
>>732917210wdym?
>>732917293Still wouldhe's got cute Tom Holland vibes
>>732915401BSurprisingly entertaining
hello and welcome back to Everyone Sees Ads.Why do they play ads every 10 minutes
TRANNY CHOKING
>>732917467
>>732915401AThis was alright
>>732916843Pump plump Plum
What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong 'murican woman?
>i think that's enough spyro2 for this event
>>732917467you must be the only person itt who sees ads
ultros next?I'm down with that
>>732915012What is the point of lying faggot
>>732915813
>>732917721So that someone posts it. Both posts were me :)
>>73291780310/10Now we just need a screenshot of the "SPAM PLUM FOR GOOD LUCK" message that shows up during the intermissions
>>732917871fuckyounig
I kinda like the art direction of this one. Certainly unique
UM EXCUSE ME THE SCHEDULE SAYS GIMMICK2.
>Random ass indie Metroidvania #452ZZZ
does that woman have a huge face or.. very difficult to see
Dear indie game devs: Please make your background elements more neutral than the foreground elements
>if you're one of the six people that's played this gameis he the dev?
hows sleep deprevation fantasy ix going
>>732918205Best I can do is orange on orange on orange, take it or leave it
>>732918142they inserted two spyro runs please understand
Just woke up, what kusoge am I about to see
>>732918205indie games be like:terrible storyterrible charactersterrible gameplayterrible art designterrible creativitygreat soundtrack
>>732918245they went to sleep yesterday so dont think that much
that bald guy at the back looks chad
>>732918323So the music guy the dev hired is the only good part
>>732915531(I replied to like 8 other people and got spam flagged)I did it for you, 4 chuds.... and yes, even for you, 4 foids.....
>>732918486woah is that at the hotel? no wonder no one shows up on camera at these things
The game is confirmed for getting confused
>The runner just heard a Mario coin sound
>>732918535There's a lot of shit that goes on off camera>Board games all over>Practice runs as people prep, vibe and even learn new niche shit>Planned events (bouldering, concert, dinner etc.)>Lounge rooms where people roll in hammocks and watch the stream>Arcade roomsWinter is one of the smaller events but it still has stuff to do
can they stop with this shit already
>>732918486>BoulderingFucking based
>>732918638>board games>arcade roomsyeah, I wouldnt be in camera for runs i wasn't interested in too
>>732918486I finished Cairn this week. Solid game and would recommend to anyone who likes climbing, despite some questionable design choices in the last third.
>>732918674>Posting Puppeys
>>732918654Randomizers and races are the most fun part of those events.
Have there been audience members for stream 2 that have stuck around for most of the run or do they rotate out?>>732918486It's funny how like half of ESA posts here yet Kixy and Chlods seemed to think it was some spooky place that no one visits.
PLUM PLAYING ON STREAM 2!>Guy next to Mizzow just sneezed in his faceuh oh...it's spreading. Will Mizzow survive the run?
Why haven't they updated the timings on the schedule? They've been an hour behind for at least a day now.
Has anyone even actually played Plum's game?
>>732918912Mizzow is already sick and is already drugged
>>732918912
>>732918970game?
>>732918970Game?
>>732918970We don't talk about Plum's game.
Seriously wonder how Skenmy is doing it: He was at the terrible UKSG(DQ) Red, but he's still staff at ESA. One would think that there is some conflict of interest involved, or at least a conflict in alignment. But it seems that it is no problem, so there must be something wring with my perception of things.
Our lad RebelDragon95 will be playing yet another game today holy based
>>732918912we need an improved Plum
>>732919090He is the size of like 4 people so it's only fair he does as many runs at least
>>732919090Another delicious runner. He continues to grow in size.
>>732919085I don't think any event actaully bans you from attending others. There have been GDQ people at ESA and vice versa
>>732919165Bingbong getting it on
>>732919165Kek just thought the same.
>>732919090ESA must placate his girth
>>732919090he has absolutely eaten the smaller runners
>>732918816Gimme a rundown. I haven'r followed the pro scene since 7.0
>>732919160Not banned, but UKSG clearly went down the GDQ road, with all the worst things you can imagine. They even had GDQ endorsing them. So you would think that you can't credibly be in a high position at both events.
haha
>>732918837Races are only fun when you don't need encyclopaedical knowledge of the game to tell who's in the lead and by how much. Either one of the runners chokes early on, or uses a different route, or the commentary is not up to the task, and it turns into a fuckload of shit where each screen might as well be a different game.
>>732919338Well it might be frowned upon but if not even GDQ stops people from there working for ESA, smaller events like UKSG won't either.
>>732919380no
>three fucking hours of Nightrein tomorrowSo, he's just gonna go for all Nightlords in order? Sounds like a major mess.
>>732918837nah
this gimmick! game is very cute, got me interested into playing it
why don't the other runners band together and defeat rebeldragon like a jrpg party?
>>732919401GDQ does though, there are some noteable people missing from ESA that are now at GDQ and its other events
I guess we're not rating whatever that game was calledIt's a B from me
>>732919251Nothing serious, Puppey's still cool. He's just tier 2 now sadly
>>732919401Yeah, and I think that's a good thing. If he himself doesn't give a fuck: All the better, at least that shows they're not bothering too much with any kind of agenda.However, after so many people left ESA: If some of the smaller events like UKSG or BSG change character too much, I could actually see some kind of backlash happen, where some guys get fed up with this and turn their focus to ESA.
>>732919657Rating this post an F
>>732919657I'm watching stream 2, sorry
>>732919338My guess is the animosity is one-way if there is any. ESA lives and let lives, they don't care how woke or chuddy you are so long as you enjoy runs and don't cause trouble. UKSG/GDQ clearly do: their management need their viewers and attendees to be like them. But for the people who fit between these cracks and don't care for drama, they can go between each event and like itI hope ESA can keep this neutrality. Woke tends to hate an even field
>>732919557Merry Christmas Ryuko!!!
I have "Gimmick" and "Mischief Makers" mentally swapped in my head, I have no idea how I have these fucked up so bad.
>>732919338Didn't watch UKSG, what was so bad about it?
>>732919785Skenmy is head of ESA safety and does scheduling for UKSG. He stepped in after the big drama and split in the community to try and fix shit.>>732920001ESA, specifically Edenal and Planks hold grudges against anyone who spoke up against them. Plenty of people on the ban list, and there are certainly cliques within the remaining community. Its why you see the same faces over and over again since the drama.
>Jon FundraisenI love it how that totally sounds legit scandinavian>>732920001Based, seriously, with all the shit ESA took recently, this seems to be the most sensible position by far. Hope they stay this way and eventually reap the rewards.>>732920146>He stepped in after the big drama and split in the community to try and fix shit.Seems I have to seriously upgrade my opinion of him.
>>732920187Ultrosbros...
>>732920187Ultros deserves my one B rating
>>732920187Spyro"sisters"... we're not even on here with a 0
>>732920187>Plum's InterviewFuck, did I miss some kino?
>>732920231Skenmy is an attention whore but is still a nice guy. Doesn't deserve the hate.
>>732920365yes>>732915673>>732915684>>732915701>>732915795
This game seems epic but this dude sucks
>>732920372Metako quit his job as a teacher and moved to Sweden to do "full time" at ESA, chances are that they probably said that he couldn't get paid all year around for helping out at an event 2 weeks each year.There's no other reason why you would leave your job and move to Sweden like that, and considering how upset he is over ESA after all that it only makes sense.
>>732920412>but is still a nice guyChat how do we tell him
>>732920372Metako was employed by ESA for a short while and moved to Sweden. It went poorly and ESA tried to make shit up to fire him and smear his name.Id be surprised if he was doing anything with GDQ, unless maybe submitting a run or two
delete garnetbring back rrat
>>732920642there will be rat after this boss
>>732920541Sounds reasonable, but if that was the case, it seems like a communication issue. I mean, you don't quit your job, as long as you don't have a contract ready to sign.>>732920576>It went poorly and ESA tried to make shit up to fire him and smear his nameI guess we'll never know what exactly happened. Only thing that's for certain is that both sides are massively upset about the whole affair.>Id be surprised if he was doing anything with GDQSame, can't even imagine this.
>>732920798It just strikes me as crazy that you would even expect to get paid full time for helping an event that's 2 weeks each year. His wage would pretty much be the total of what ESA is funding this year for make a wish
>>732920187>>732920569your belly is cute
how does one acquire a Freya wife?a-asking for a friend of course
wheres the proofs
>>732920576this has been debunked, you can ask anyone at the event and you will find out that metako was the bad guy with actual video proof
Rate Gimmick 2
>>732919918cuddles with whatever this thing is
>>732920874obviously there was an offer good enough that Metako moved to Sweden. Probably more than just working on ESA stuff. Edenal owns an arcade and some other businesses.>>732921039Video proof of what?
Fuck why are my hands and feet always freezing
>>732921162ADidn't watch
>>732920996Apparently you need to go to ESA to get it. Oh that guy who knows about it? Yeah, he can't post it, he's busy.
>>732921162K
>>732921162i'm doin him a C
>>732921162B-
>>732921181Tried socks?
>>732921174>Edenal owns an arcadeIn Sweden? I doubt it's any profitable at all.There was an Arcade cafe in Malmö (where they are) not too long ago that was nearly impossible to keep profitable no matter how much the owner tried.
>>732921174>Video proof of what?can't talk about it in public due to the swedish libel laws
>>732921162B, game looks alright
>>732921162B, it was inoffensive, quick and comfy
>>732921162A
>>732921167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNUe-ztmSiU
>>732920874>expect to get paid full time for helping an event that's 2 weeks each yearYeah I don't get that either. I doubt anyone's getting much money out of this, the whole premise of getting paid from an amateur charity event seems strange to me. That's why I think those events shouldn't be professionalized too much. It changes their character, and actually makes them worse in my opinion.>>732921039Heard this several times now, in various incarnations. It's not that I don't believe you, but I guess you can also see why "there are proofs but we'll never show unless you come to Malmö because of >>732921265" is not the thing the audience was hoping for. Since this seems like a deadlock situation, I simply hope you ESA guys will recover from all the recent bullshit. A lot of people would maybe have done things differently if they knew how it would turn out.Also I think you're doing a good job with this winter event. Furthermore, bring in C64 and Amiga speedruns. I don't care if there are no submissions. From what everybody's saying you guys are the meanest bullys the world has ever seen, just extort some socially inept boomer to submit some runs!
>>732921265this is 4chan, not a courtroom.
Bros, I hate this semi-annual larp so much.
>>732921260>>732921174https://pixelarcade.se/Is it this one? Its only opened once a week and doubt it really makes any money.Most "gaming" stuff in Sweden is kind of centered around Sverok and their associations and Malmö has quite a lot of them. And they get funded by the state so it's hard to compete with them.
>>732921523Just notice neither metako nor high up ESA staff comment on the situation, only the weird schizos that post in defense of their party in here without knowing the true story
>>732921614https://smalandsspelhall.se/look at their contact page and youll see some familiar faces
>using save fileIN VA LID RUN
Used to love this game when it came out, before i even knew what furries were
I was expecting a completely different game.. the fuck is this
missed the stream 2 plum dance when it happened so I went back and here it is!>>>/wsg/6091865https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770987553120689.webm
I dropped this game because the companion thing was too sexy
>>732921819>he doesn't know about the furkino
Pokemon runs are some of the worst on ESA/GDQ.Trying to change it up with randomizers or archipelagos doesn't change it enough to make it interesting to watch.
>>732921819an old adventure-furry game, it's fun desu
this looks like a mix of wakfu and adventure quest
>>732921881Nine Sols?
>>732921260>>732921614Edenal's arcade is Smålands Spelhall in Växjö, I went there once and it's actually pretty alright, they have a solid selection of games. I dunno how they're able to remain in business in such a relatively small town but it seemed decently busy when I was there.If you wanna look at their finances, it's actually all available to see online:https://www.allabolag.se/foretag/sm%C3%A5lands-spelhall-ab/v%C3%A4xj%C3%B6/n%C3%B6jesparker/2KIHMNXI63IJJ
yiff in hell
>>732921703>Just notice neither metako nor high up ESA staff comment on the situationYeah, I actually noticed. By now it's obvious that both parties know they can't disclose the story without taking massive collateral damage, may it be by the law, or by the story itself.
>DustAlways wanted to try that game.How is it casually?
wtf is stream 1 in stream room 2 now?
I want to hug fidget
>>732921523>Also I think you're doing a good job with this winter eventIt's just a shame the actual planned Winter ESA got completely changed up, the event you're watching has been ramshackled together after no shows and the sickness that spread around the event
>>732920914You must do the rat dance.
>>732922023Even casually it's quite broken mechanically. I could never get myself to care for the story.
>>732922023it's a great game, real fun
>>732921931https://www.allabolag.se/foretag/print-och-event-i-v%C3%A4xj%C3%B6-ab/v%C3%A4xj%C3%B6/konferensarrang%C3%B6rer/2KGZU0SI5YF1Hooh so Edenal is Fredrik? This is the "ESA" business page.Why are they hosting in Malmö if they are so centered around Småländ/Växjö?
>>732922103easier to get there and better venues Im sure
>>732922103I think the city of Malmö sponsors them. Atleast they did so in the past.
>>732921863nice
>>732922082Did they do the rat dance when stream 2 started earlier? The runner said they would do that.
>>732922103the hotel and location are better in Malmo. Copenhagen airport is a short train ride away.
>>732918768Faggot
>>732922082at the rat gala?but i dont know how
I've never played this game but the artstyle reeks of "edgy 2000s furry deviant art", probably inspired by Dreamkeepers too. How edgy does the story go?
>>732920141>watch opening>huds and some tranny doing the opening speech>tranny is a literal nobody, just a fucking chat mod or some shit>first run starts>pride flag on screen as part of the sponsor logo rotation because ????>first run iirc was by a tranny>saw like 2 threads for it the entire time and both died within like 10 posts>open the stream a few times on day 1 and closed it because it was just fucking boring
>>732922031Yeah, still all the more impressive what you have managed to put on screen. I can vividly imagine the orga team, right before marathon start, sitting exhaustedly around their heavily duct taped house of cards that is their schedule, which they put blood, sweat and tears into, praying that nothing bad happens, when the call comes in:>Oh, by the way, half of your runners died on their way to your planet...
>Garnet Solo>Controlling Zidane????
>>732922031What was planned wasn't much better desu>>732922103Yeah Edenal is Fredrik Lidholt, Ida is his wife.They used to host it in Växjö between 2015-17. As other anons said it was moved to Malmö due to the more convenient location and the fact they already had a working relationship with the Strawberry/Nordic Choice Hotels.I believe there's also some sort of 3-way relationship with Alzheimerfonden, but I could be wrong about that
>>732922230uhh so-so, the MC remembers later that he is sent from the future or the past to save a kingdom, but I played it like 15 years ago and have forgotten almost everything so I can be entirely wrong
>>732922158He said he's saving it for later when there will be more people, but there are far fewer people in the room than during the first hour.
>>732922280you think theres a scheduling team? they all left when Edenal said he'd just use ChatGPT to put together a schedule and they were useless.
>>732920372He literally did get hired full time though... he moved to vaxjo, he handed his notice in May ~15th 2024, went to uksg green the next week, pastebin dropped the week after>>732920576See above, you are uninformed>>732922103Big fucking hotel 10 minutes from cph airport
>>732921162C
>>732921162C, didn't know Gimmick had a sequel
>>732922416There's a team of volunteers who vote on which games get in, I believe Staratar is mainly the one making the schedule
kixy hug spotted on stream 2
>>732922537Lies
>>732921863
>>732922590dat nigga neck LONG
>>732922461>pastebin dropped the week afterThere's a Metako pastebin, or do you mean the Lovare one?>>732922416I thought Staratar is their schedule guy now?
Sex with fidget
>>732922590Woah... Hey guys! Welcome to ESA Games.
>>732921863only plum can save esa now
>"she has feet"something you wanna tell us mizzow
>>732922537>>732922581he's not wrong
>>732922724>even the hunchback gets to fuck kixy
>>732922724Fuck me, that dude is tall
>>732922724that dude's posture is fucked
>>732922625>There's a Metako pastebin, or do you mean the Lovare one?current conspiracy theory is metako and lovare + husband paired up to try and do a hostile takeover of ESA but didnt have the supporters they thought they did
>even MORE fucken pocketmen>RANDO
/ourguy/'s final run of the event up next
>>732922724Damn she tiny. That's hot as fuck.
>>732922724NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>732922830Ohh, I like it. Well, the timeline you mentioned certainly supports the hypothesis.
what the fuck how is Puppery so hot it's not fucking fair
>fishnets
>>732922724So this is how it ends.... I LOVED YOU KIXY AND YOU BETRAYED ME!
>>732922975become a speedrunner and you can get a hot gf like pupper too
Yeah she really is a 10/10 in the gaming community no debate. And i like her style a lot too, she is sexy
Soo.... Are gonna rate Dust or?
>>732922724if this hunchback could get close to a woman like this, then you can too /v/
>>732922830good lord this really is the age of misinformation
>>732923046A
>>732923046B-, it seemed fine. Fast and he commented well enough.
>>732923046B
>>732923046F for furries
>>732923046D
>>732923046K
>>732923046B it was k
>>732923000>goes out of her way to wear leggings>spoils them with ugly fucking sneakersWomen have no idea how to be women. I am not trans, I'm just saying I wouldn't have fucked that up.
>DOOM
>rebeldragonNO FUCKING WAY AGAIN?
WIDELAD
HOLY SHIT THAT'S A BIG LADDIE
>put plum anywhere near my lap and i will TOS usWhat the FUCK did he mean by this?
/ourlad/ is BACK
WHY IS HE SO BIG
>>732923236why are they all fat
>>732915472>the fewas if that's a normal thing
>>732923239>>732923240>>732923256>>732923270>>732923278w-what happened to the audience?...
>>732923234Cute pair. Plum speedrunning.
>>732923046B, fast
>>732923236This one has a sunny disposition. Good for him
>>732923312they are ONE
>Why does she smell?>Plum has gone through many-a-hands this weekendPoor Plum, I hope they were gentle with her.
>>732923278good character design
My size has doubled since last time we met
>rebeldragonWas he supposed to have this many runs or are these backup runs?
Not fond of DLC runs
>>732923312
>>732923312cant you see how he only gets bigger everytime, where do you think they are
>>732922461So far everything point towards that Metako is mostly behind all the Edenal hate as it's clearly personal to him. They probably had some kind of deal or something that he would work for Edenal and it didn't go through or was some miscommunication and then shortly afterwards when he couldn't get a job suddenly there's some hate campaign against Edenal.It all makes sense now.
>>732923348ESAids took out everyone else.
the rebeldragon speedrunning assembly
>>732922103Vaxjo doesn't have a venue that can support an event as big as ESA while also being safe enough to get insurance coverage.That, and it's a town with fuck all to do in the middle of nowhere, so for people attending every year it's just a bad location all around because you've seen it all after being there once.
>>7329233249/10would be 10/10 with 36DDs
>>732923386
>>732923348There's an edit where ceiling tiles and dust is falling out there somewhere but this is fine too
I do not like this face
>>732923469>an event as big as ESAYou mean an event with like 10 people attending? There were more people at ESA when they had a random school gym in the bumfuck of nowhere.
Is it possible that he simply ate the other runners?
It's all slop??
>>732923386Imagine pulling her shoes off without even untying the laces...
>>732923527kek
>>732919085The thing is he's not a speedrunner either.
PLUM'S RUN IS NEXT ON STREAM 3
What number run is this? 8th?
>>732923527cant unsee
>>732919090>People still believing the "ESA sickness"Rebeldragon is eating the other runners so that they bump their runs of the schedule and he replaces them.
>>732923398Metako fucked off back to the UK and doesn't talk about it at all. Edenal pissed off a lot of other people and talked shit about his volunteers after they banned half the people who dared to speak up about issues with the event. I bet you can find a lot of the Edenal hate stemming from those decisions.
>>732922625>>732922532YoWish I could've made a better schedule folks but at some point we gotta play the hand were dealt the best we can, some form of sacrifice was gonna be made and I dont think you wanted it to be 24hr or stream 2
Is there as speed-eating contest as well?
HE'S TOO BIG TO FIT ON THE LEDGE
Cute run animation
>>732923398Edenal isn't exactly a saint either, far from it.He's difficult to work with but as long as you're useful to him and don't criticise him, things are usually fine.
Too fat to land on the platform
>>732923681You did great, lad, no worries, we know the schedule issues are due to lack of submissions and sickness.
>>732920229>>732920372>>732921039Was wondering when the Metako schizo posting would return, its a bit late this year usually it starts Monday/Tuesday.Metako has nothing to do with UKSG, or speedrunning anymore really. So he has nothing to do with UKSG getting in bed with GDQ. It looks like that is Argick.
whay day are we on 5? 6? i'm mighty retarded right now
>>732923780yeah
>>732923714
>>7329237807
Our lad is going to eat Puppery next
>>732923841FUCK what's stream 3's schedule
>>732923681eh it was fine, just wanted to have fun watching it and it delivered, hopefully the summer one turns better
Did you notice the stream of anti edenal, pro metako posting all at once, im nooticing
>>732923842cata has taught her to dodge roll, its fine
>>732922198noo, you can't just say thACK
>>732920141UKSG has bent the knee to the enemy just to get that view bump.
Australia mentioned
>>732923762I know i (with some obscenely minor exceptions) did what I could with what I have, I still want things to be better!>>732923885It is what it is, we move forward, summer will bang hard
>>732923862PlumPlumChlodsPlumPlumPlum & Chlods
i dont get people who keep their hair when they are clearly balding, even worse when the rest of your hair is longjust shave it off brother, it will look way better
>>732920001Nah plenty of the regulars took to social media to say how they got a personal letter about being banned from ESA because they called Edenal's idea in the discord dumb or something. Which is pretty petty. And usually it WAS a dumb idea that ended up getting reversed, like the animations on screen, donation readers on the couch, ChatGPT schedule etc.
>>732923681you did good bro. i've enjoyed the runs
>>732923994who is this about?
>>732923994It defined who you were for most of your life.
>>732923842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdTBIQDPZt4
>>732923931if I were running a small event that gets 300 viewers on average and GDQ wanted to give it a bump, I'd assume the position and get those lips ready.
>>732924064you
>>732923994why don't you kill yourself? you're clearly going to die eventually why not do it now
>>732924089Not false
>>732924057thats been debunked
>>732924097>food analogy
>>732923398Do you see Metako in these posts that have been happening on social media all year in order to discredit ESA?(Spoilers its GDQ behind it)
>>732923994>it will look way betterWhy would I care about looking better? I'm not trying to hide my red flags, I'm trying to hold them up higher, make them brighter. I want people to look at me and not simply THINK that I might be unwell, but to KNOW that I am unwell and should be avoided. My skullet will filter the world and make all those bald head beard growing bitches cower.
>>732924057>plentySource? It's okay, I want report you for libel.
Why doesn't he just eat the smaller runners so he's the victor by default?
>>732924298he has...
>>732924174Debunked by who? There are a lot of people who left or got banned after the Lovare pastebin.
ESAnon here... stop believing the damage control being done, there's no "plague" there's no "sickness" we're all hiding from rebeldragon95, he's already devoured most the attendees
how mentally challenged do you have to be to larp as LE INSIDER in this thread for hours on end so you can seethe about metako
>FireRed archipelago randomizerSomeone explain it to me please, I thought archipelago only worked with several games (and players) at once.
>wake up>Frame Perfect into PlumWhat the FUCK. TECHFAG WHAT ABOUT THE AMERICANS
ESA insider here, BUY RIGHT NOW
>>732923527ZAMN
What did you think the food they serve was made out of?
>Melia is annoying to play asFaggot
>>732924083Being GDQ partnered comes with some rules though. They're already starting with Argick.
Who dis?
wtf when did Mizzow become a woman!?
>>732924376Make some more brownies to appease him.
>>732924057That's the thing that bugs me the most: A lot of issues surrounding the whole affair seem like nothingburgers. The Lovare pasta is mostly a nothingburger, the bad decisions were bad, but they were reversed by now. And now, the main thing isn't even the state of the things itself, but how they were handled/communicated.The things that actually look bad are why Pottow and especially Fatzke left beforehand.>>732924202But there were more by former ESA volunteers, like Nordic, Poker and Lordmau. Some others weren't banned, but quit of their own account, like Argick, Heinki and Nikoheart. Now Argick and Nikoheart in one thing, those people would probably prefer another kind of event anyway, but Heinki doesn't strike me as GDQ double agent (yeah I know he had runs there, but still...)
who cares about this drama shit, go back to the farms
>>732924436Even the brownies...
>>732924220>>732924174Sure.https://pastebin.com/Ti5nr9hAhttps://pastebin.com/8jwc2kS1
what is it with speedrunners and drama? does autism turn you into a wo-. i retract my question
>>732924501seriously. This shit is annoying and played out
>>732924436
>>732924298He is. Do you really believe the "ESA Sickness" that they're touting as the reason runners are vanishing from the schedule?
>>732923994The rejection of your natural hairline is the rejection of your masculinity.
>>732922590party on plum
>>732924436I always knew Europeans were savages.
>>732924389about as autistic as seething about edenal every event
You guys should remake /srg/, you've got the dramafagging down
>kinokino
>>732924583>>732924501Especially since its nothing new and has been the same drama in a stalemate for what 2 years now?>The UKSG/BSG people hate Edenal and have a grudge>The ESA people also hate Edenal but they wanna improve ESA>Planks and Edenal like Edenal>Theres some random schizo who's been ranting about Metako conspiracy theories even before he left and now rants about how Metako is behind it all in a power play to own ESA or something when all Metako does these days is Final Fantasy ets plays>Everything is in a stalemate they all just still hate each other and are segmentedReally nothing new has happened since summer 2024.
how the fuck does he have the time to run all these games
>>732924695Might as well at this point. Can we talk about video games now?
kino run
>he's eating nuggies off-camera while random girl plays for him
>>732924779No job, wife, kids, can be done while eating, etc.
>>732924769>BSG people hate Edenal and have a grudgeWasn't one of the BSG organisers at ESA a few days ago?
man XC1 and Future connected was the shit. I should get to playing XC2 as soon as I can.
>>732924534"Source" and its viper schizoposting off his meds relapsing from his therapist, btw thanks Pavlos "paulister" Lampropoulous for telling people about this privately to excuse his uksg behaviourViper got banned from esa for, after saying that he's "done with this shit" (and never attending again) walking around the event floor with his gfs (brokenhyperlink) badge on without paying for his own......twicehttps://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/SC606263/officersPublicly available information so it is fine
guys i have incriminating proof that rebeldragon secretly puppetteers both GDQ and ESA, they're trying to fnd me and shut me up before i unveil this conspiracy
Is it true bros? Is /ourguy/ a gay?
>>732924647At least Edenal runs the event so there's some grounds to seethe about him at stuff especially when he makes a dumb decision nobody likes. Thankfully there's been none of that this year, the only change is "Lets add some trees" which, okay, fair enough.Metako though, he hasn't even been at an event for almost 2 years now, who cares about him. He was some guy who ran at ESA on stream 2, not even stream 1, yet has a schizo fanclub.
Metako was a dull guy and im not sad he's gone, i only hope mizzow follows him soon
Postal dude has arrived on Stream 2.
>>732924501
>>732924895If its Rebeldragon he's an unashamed coomer.
>>732924927It's one schizoImagine endless discourse about Spike from GDQ and his role. It just wouldn't happen
>>732924907>who cares about himAnons who want their parasocial runner back and carry a torch for him foreverial
>>732924787>>732924947>>732924501You never talk about video games either. You talk about Plum, Kixy and Puppery.>>732924907Proud Metako schizo fanclub (MSF, kek) member!
>>732924891This is true, ESA and GDQ are just fronts in order to supply him with speedrunners (the tastiest) to eat
>>732925021plum is a videogame! plum is a videogame! plum is a videogame! plum is a videogame!
>>732924534It's genuinely humorous how little either of these pastebins actually say.Viper was apparently banned for entering the event space without a badge of his own btw, something he repeatedly neglects to mention
>this is the fuckingwhat did he mean by this
JUSTICE FOR THE AMERIMUTTS#PLAYFRAMEPERFECT#PLAYPLUM
>>732925052speedrunners are a delicacy to him due to the spike in adrenaline from the runs, these events are like a chinese wet market for him
#FRAMEPERFECT
RebelDragon is the only runner who's improved by NOT having a commentator
>americans wake up>thread turns to shitLIKE CLOCKWORK
>>732925009It kinda does its just actually justified and deserved as Spike says dumb stuff.>>732924790I like Rebeldragons runs theyre just always long so I'm glad this one is only 45 mins
>jarpig trash on both streams>thread is just retarded drama schizopostingyea just stop running this fucking garbage already
Holy HELL the UI for this game is horrendous.
>>732925145He truly is the Epstein of speedrunning.
>>732925167The only discussion around Spike is basically he's annoying and/or sucks
>plumposters
this lad's 'avin' a jolly
>>732924870>walking around the event floor with his gfs (brokenhyperlink) badge on without paying for his own......twiceLmao if truePity about the drama, I liked Viper's runs
>>732925195>watching Final Fantasy
>another runner disappeared from the event>his run on the schedule has rebeldragon95 listed as the runnerDon't believe their lies. There is no viru
>>732925228sry I thought it was google
>>732924927I like Mizzow because he's deranged enough to play FF9 for 14 hours while sick and he does it each year but changes the solo character.
>>732925228>Plump>Osters
>>732925280Onions Brownies are people
>>732925319I just dont find longruns entertaining
>>732924492>That's the thing that bugs me the most: A lot of issues surrounding the whole affair seem like nothingburgers.I think its because most of them wanted a reason to leave anyways as they were sick of it all, specifically dealing with Edenal, and saw these incidents as the perfect out opportunity. Especially when they were handled badly so it "proved them right" about Edenal and Planks.
>>732925087Yeah, all of those pastebins say more about the authors than about ESA, they are just big "I am butthurt"-pamphletes. If only ESA handled the communication better, they would have escaped this whole issue almost unscathed.>>732925319Yeah, we all (rightfully) hype Rebeldragon for filling in for so many runs, but that guy basically IS stream 2.
>>732925021>You never talk about video games either. You talk about Plum, Kixy and Puppery.>/v/ is one personI hate inane Plumposting and simps deserve nothing but to meet the front of a truck at high speeds. I posted >>732924390 but you people would rather shit your pants about two bald men.
RebelDragon? More like LardassBacon
>>732925474that sounded funnier in your head
>>732925474do you happen to be german?
This guy accidentally ate the entire audience
>>732925319Garnet was already played. We should have a Steiner or a Freya solo run instead.
rate rebeldragon
>>732924695Serg dies tonight
>>732925501Let it go man. Just enjoy the runs
>>732925440I think tech anon said before that there weren't really that many runs to fit into stream2, so he has been a blessing
>>732925195XC's UI is terrible, but XC2 is even worsegame is great though
RATE XENOBLADE
>>732925501meds
>>732925582C, not a great speedgame
>>732925582ya i give it an A
>>732925582(F)at
>>732925608B
>>732925567This time was initially meant to be a Zidane run but it was changed to Garnet because that would have been too quick.
>>732925608C
>>732925608(B)ig lad
>>732925582>>732925608C rebel saves this from being F tier
>>732925582>>732925608B
>>732925608B for Big lad
>>732925582B ig
>>732925608>>732925582B
>>732925648Fair enough, I forgot Stream 2 is being kept on life support.
>>732925697NNNIIIIIIIGGEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>732925582>>732925608B, it was k
>>732925608A
>>732925582>>732925608B, solid run but that UI is awful and the game plays like a offline version of a forgotten MMO game
>>732925567>Freya solo runMaybe next year..
What happened with Leonis though, actually miss that guy unlike Metako.
>>732925697meds
I wouldn't be surprised if our big ol' dragon is chronically depressed
Hooooooooooly, he looks even bigger next to normal people
>>732925697Edenal is still a part of ESA/Speedrunning, Metako has not been for years. You're discussing someone who has nothing to do with ESA.
HOLY SHIT KEK LOOK AT THE SIZE DIFFERENCEHe's like 5 puppers wide
>>732925582>>732925608B for big lad
>>732925582About threefiddy
>>732925829>5 puppers wide
I like this ESA, and the new hosts, but I miss RoboSparkle, TinyTim, Argick and Tali
>>732925770I have faith ratbro
>>732925501I got banned for 3 days while in the AGDQ thread this year for posting a picture of emiru as a reaction image. My comment was something like "Do they know?" or something - wasn't avatar fagging or anything. Some mods are just wierd dude.
I get why they run FC since it's the shortest "Xenoblade" but it's not very interesting
>>732925697you get banned because you're a retarded schizophrenic brown subhuman that does nothing but seethe about some jrpg runner that hasn't been at this event in ages
holy moly, dude should try to lose some weight because he is MASSIVE
Someone ask rebel if he can let TinyTim out of his belly for a quick Chuckie Egg run
Even before the ESA drama, these threads had a cadre of diehard metako fans that would slob on his knob all event
>>732925905he should gain more weight
puppetry is nodding a lot but clearly she is thinking about dicksi happen to be an expert on this subject
sturdy ikea couch
Goose has won, Plum has lost
rebeldragon is talking a lot but clearly he is thinking about voring the hosts i happen to be an expert on this subject
>>732925885Tim would still be there is he could fly places without dying.
>>732925512im ultra tired, where basically everything is funny to me and it still wasnt funny in my head, BUT its still better than whatever the other anons are shitting out, so here we are.>>732925554Onion!
>>732925905How will he devour the planet then
member when they streamed tabletop dungeons and dragons
>>732925942dont think that would be healthy, there must be a limit to how big someone can be
>>732925582500 PoundsA
>>732926060no
>>732925894>picture of emiru as a reaction image.deserved
>>732926023Christ, last time they could fit two other people on that couch with him. He's growing at an exponential rate.
wait rebeldragon is a playstation nation gang member? why doesnt he run spyro?
>>732925905Still waiting for the day he gets on Ozempic and just waltzes into the event as Skinny Rebeldragon. He'd probably look like the guy interviewing him.>>732925925Hasnt that always been the case? I've been banned for off topic for talking about other events in GDQ threads. And because they're webms at ESA. And even if he is an active one again he has nothing to do with ESA, or UKSG. Someone mentions UKSG teaming with GDQ and your first thought is "LE METAKO GONE WOKE????" when nobody mentioned Metako at all your deranged brain just went there.>>732925885What happened to Tali? I know she was there post-exodus, then she just vanished, I know Argick left with the rest, I assume Robosparkle did, and I know TinyTim has health issues (rip)
who are the two hags
Left or right, anons?
>>732926106they used to and stopped for the obvious reason that it wasn't popularlast i remembered they run it was like a year or two before the lockdowns
Puppery owes me sex.
>>732926146clearly thinking about who to eat next
>>732926221Right looks easily pissed which is how I like em.
what piece of shit game is this
>>732926219his moms
Did this guy bring his mum to watch?
>>732926157He's bulking for his Katamari run
Jaw
>>732926221is neither or suicide an option
This reminds me of AS_Trials trick jumping maps from unreal tournament
>>732926196>What happened to Tali? I know she was there post-exodus, then she just vanished,People getting poached by other events and the shame circle that goes on with the cliques
>>732926221Left for face sitting
>>732926182The gems remind him of fruit gushers and makes him hungry and you don't want him to be hungry.
>>732926157We have to cancel Saturday. If rebeldragon gets to eat the entire Mario Party relay, speedrunning is doomed
>>732926023Nah Goose is now relegated to background character RIP.
>>732926221left has bigger tits and no bitchface
>>732926196>Still waiting for the day he gets on Ozempic and just waltzes into the event as Skinny RebeldragonHe abandons all weebshit and turns into a SusanNuggets tier cunt
>>732926358Suicide is never an optionBut you could turn 360 and walk away
>>732926395There is only one Goose.
>>732926182He is, and he's found his next victim. The Chlods flirting was all a ruse to lure him in to Rebeldragon's nest.
if this guy practiced a bit he could sound like werner herzog
>>732926437ozempicdragon sounds cursed
this game looks like the lamest shit
Wait isnt this a game made by an anon?
>>732925582B
Aww, him moms came to support him.
>>732926381
>>732926512final fantasy ix was made in a different time
jesus christ is the reader loud enough
What in the world is this kusoge
>>732926381Because he's not part of the drama IDK what you're not understanding. He has nothing to do with UKSG joining with GDQ and nothing to do with current ESA, your brain just randomly went to Metako for some reason, so your post was off topic because he's not part of the topic at hand.>>732925928THE FUMOS... bring them back.>>732925770>>732925892I feel it'd be pretty easy as I remember Freya being OP as she can do damage, tank and heal.
- New waifu acquired -
simply beautiful https://youtu.be/E1KuF3uReoo
streamer bait garbage
>>732926674teef
>>732926674chipmunk ass looking whore
why would you play this shit when you could just play actual good surf/bhop/kz maps
>>732926674>zoomer grill with granny glasseswtf
>>732923030Kixy or puppery?
>Random older lady in the background of all of his runs>She's not in the crowd of any of his other runsDefinitely brought his mother to watch
NEED MIG IN 3...2...1...
>>732926739not you kixy. sry
>>732926674looks like that one chick in that huge FTX fiasco a couple of years back
>>732926783>Definitely brought his mother to watchYeah, it's great, isn't it?
MIG>>732884715>>732884715>>732884715>>732884715
>>732926641Yeah Freya can hard solo, shame she's not in half the game.
>>732926865that chipmunk had a very round face
>>732926739kixy because puppery is devoted to catalystz
>>732926960they all look the same chipmunk to me
>>732926739manly_maeve
>>732926940
Be nice. They run these events to impress you guys specifically.
>>732926739>Kixy or puppery?Neither
>brought his mum to count the number of times he dies in the gameCute
17:56The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past03:00nilssonalex92Randomizer (Crowd Control)
I HAVE NO HANDS AND I MUST MIG
>>732926739Chlods, obviously
>>732927059>tranny with armpit hairwhat a rare site
>>732926940i fall for it everytime
>>732927161thats what GDQ is for
>>732927141SEX WITH HER THUNDER TIGHTS
>>732927141YUCK
>>732926956>>732926956>>732926956MIGGY DIGGY
>>732927079Looks like a good time to go out, ngl
>>732927141Her heart is only for Hypnoshark
That blonde with glasses is kinda plapable...
>>732927204good!
>>732925595We gotta workshop a better name for me than techbro>>732926196Tali is offsite but still volunteering, I imagine back at summer but I cant confirm, aeshmah was here.Robosparkle goes MIA between events, he's not here but nothing has happened since summer, I know his life is busier now thoughTim..... bros....
>>732927475What about fagbro
>>732927475okay plum's manservant
mig?
>>732927475>timSHUT UP
>>732927781this is the last thread evergoodbye frens
>>732927781Not feelin it this time, maybe later
this run is pretty fun
>>732927475>We need ti workshop a better nameTechfag it is
>>732926487https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-z-ENnmCkQ
>>732927781Mein Führer, Steiner...
Rate Hot LavaWe'll be sunk in 5 minutes
>>732928197>>732928197>>732928197
>>732928210B-Inoffensive
>>732928210C+
