>start an argument>remove bookmark and never open the thread again
4chan references outside of 4chan are cringe
>>732926910dont forget to hide the thread too and pretend it never existedbasically, if you do this you win the argument
>>732927110i lul'd
>>732926910Sometimes I like to do what I call "drive-by baiting" where I'll just make a bait post in a thread then never open it again.I've probably had a noticeable effect on the decline in quality on this board.
>>732927220>win the argumentWho actually gives a fuck about that here? The people here argue like kikes, always playing stupid and shifting goal posts. Just put out your message in a complete post that can stand on its own even without the context of the chaos you were replying to and fuck off
>>732927110top lel
>>732927297Just typing "Uh oh melty" in any general at any time is almost guarantee to trigger a one of the resident schizos that is probably melting down as you type it.
>>732926910a cute girl could have posted on /v/ and got replied with nigger
>put my all into a counterattack>"did I get them!?">refresh>see a post link with (you) followed by a wall of text>abandon thread
>"not that anon">I WAS that anon
>>732927110funny
i've already posted in this thread three times btw
>>732926910>Getting sleepy>Open /vg/ on my 4chan app>Go to each thread and post "It's up">Every thread goes batshit shitflinging about their boogyman YouTuber shill>Put up phone and go to sleep
>>732927381>he doesn't win all arguments fucking lmao atur life
Actually winning an argument on this website is one of the greatest highs in life though.I no longer even care about getting a gf/sex just because I've experienced elation like no other.
>>732927794>not putting your phone on vibrate on (you) and put it into your ass
>Nepgear posters act innocent but are actually evilI fucking knew it
>>732926910>start an argument>close the thread>open it back up an hour later and see that somebody else continued arguing in my place pretending to be me
>>732927110
>>732927794>Go on /vg/, random thread>Say "Post THAT file">Get some in-joke that's 30 layers deeper than my surface level understanding Just as planned....
>>732928571>open it back your shitpost energy is weak
>>732926910I love Nepgear
>>732926910Re;Birth1 was dogshit, please tell me the games get better.
>>732929217nep games are widely known as "kusoge" for a reason
>>732929217They are all garbage and the only reason they were ever a thing is that the tv locked jrpg market was literally killed dead in 7th gen.Thankfully we recovered and do not have to care about nepshit anymore beyond the blacked porn on /trash/.
>>732929217If you don't like that one it's not likely you'll enjoy the others.
>>732927297I do that too. I particularly love baiting shmup threads. Just go in and say that all shmups are the exact same thing that they've been playing the same game for 40 years. Cue in 10~20 angry replies.>nooooo my favorite spaceship pew pew games is way better because [stupid reason]Even better is the fact that it's not even just trolling, it's fucking real.
>>732929217If you didn't enjoy RB1 you aren't going to enjoy the others, especially if you didn't like the gameplay.
>>732927110>N-chanwhat does the N stand for?
>>732933735Nep!
I don't shitpost because board quality is important
>some unassuming anon replies to a schizo's melty to my post>you are now me, good luck champ you got this!>abandon thread
>>732933934>/v/>quality
>>732933763gatdam neppers
>>732934000>Arguing with someone>Before I have a reply ready someone else jumps in and says something retarded>"Just as I thought, anon is retarded"Now I have to clarify that the retard wasn't me... that time.
>see someone arguing some dumb position>jump in and pretend to be them, act really retarded>every now gangpiles on me, a million free (you)s for just rewording something someone else said but in a more offensive way>original guy arguing now has a million people calling him a faggot works every time
>copypaste anon's post to make him look like retarded multiposter botsimple yet effective
My experience with Nep:>2013 or 2014>No PS3>Really want to get into the series because the girls are cute>Friend not only lets me borrow his PS3 to play Nep, but has all three games (Victory was the latest one)>...But only for a couple weeks because he needs it back by the time another game he wants comes out>Live and breathe Nep for the next 2 weeks>The games are bad but I knew what I was getting into, it's all for the girls>Somehow finish three 50+ hour JRPGs in that time because I'm a NEET and basically did nothing else>Get permanently burnt out on Nep going forward that I couldn't even finish VII when it came outCroire best girl by the way
>>732927110kek
>>732934160Faggots like you are bringing the board quality down, yes.
>>732934362>bored>find random thread>schizo anon is replying to someone else>says the most retarded arguments >O.G. replier hasn't said shit for 30 minutes >reply to schizo >schizo calls me a retard>O.G. anon comes back and says my "retarded" reply wasn't their's>decide, fuck it, schizo bo
>>732935253How do you know it was the O.G. and not another fake?
>>732935183I didn't make that post.
>>732935639"You" is in plural.
>>732928954>did that in a random thread(you)s won't stopsuffering from success
>>732935253(Me)>-th while tears run down my face >don't even finish posts before sending them>cry even harder>>732935603I don't but I am too retarded to tell the difference
>>732926910>start an argument>reply to the guy you're arguing with "NTA"
>>732935714Stop replying to yourself.
not a very nice thread
>>732936212Go fuck yourself squid
>>732936171Never.
>>732934894
Was there ever a nep dungeon crawler/blobber?
>>732929217rebirth 1,2 and 3 are basically the same game just with different characters.The games aren't good but they are still fun.
>>732936930>The games aren't good but they are still fun.arnt the point of games fun? how can a gane be fun but not good?
>>732936212This thread is making Compa cry.Would anons really want to make her cry?
>>732937035Compa exists for bullying
>>732937035yes that is my fetish
>some retard posts some retarded shit>type "Yeah, I'd run away too after that post. Close the thread and go, bitch">I won the argument then, there and forever and OP's life force goes directly to meeasy as FUCK
>>732926910>make inflammatory post>immediately click 'hide post' button>enable reply filtering and disable stubsHave fun in the void, fellas.
>>732937091>>732937125I seriously wouldn't try that if I were you, she might be nice but she becomes really scary to her enemies.
A Nep-thread? In this economy?
>>732937353You and I both know Compa is secretly a masochist
>winning an argument, the other anon is this close to giving up and fucking off>some absolute retard hops in and agrees with me but in the stupidest way possible>gives the other guy an out to focus in on his retardation and feel like he won
>>732929217Neptunia was always been garbage since day 1. Low-quality and unfinished, mostly filled with corporate propaganda. The ones who really made in good faith were VII and the very first fucking game on the PS3 (despite the latter being terrible). So just stick to that instead.>>732932504>Just go in and say that all shmups are the exact same thing that they've been playing the same game for 40 years. Funnily enough, there's some truth to this claim despite so many pew pew autists would tell you. The entire Sega Saturn's library is filled with SHIT TON of shmups; are mostly the same generic spaceship shooter. Which contributed to the oversaturation and the downfall of the genre.Which is why "anime girl shooters" such as Twinkle and (oh no!) Touhou became so popular in the first place. For better and worse.
>losing argument against anon>start making multiple replies to one of his posts with "based" "I KNEEL" and the like>everyone thinks he's samefagging>i winHeh, easy
neps b neppin yo
>>732937465>they don't knowAnon I.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AuX37E15-YHear her very well at 3:05She also said Iris Heart is cool in V, by the way.
>>732938058>english voices>listenNo I don't think I will
>>732938114Posted in english just because this is an american website anon...
>>732937423Just a shitposting thread with some neps in it.
>>732937962based
still trapped in my basement
>>732938330You're trapped in her basement if you know what I mean
>>732926910>start an argument>start losing>say "who gives a shit virgin" pretending to be a third guy>close and hide the thread
>>732938058How did this girl become a nurse
>objectively lose the argument>just say "concession accepted" and close the thread
>>732938517Feels like the idea is that she wants to be overly nice, literally become a healer, and act like she isn't thinking anything to keep that side of her in check. Subtle character depth.
>>732929217If you hated the super-steep stat curve, the other games will be better because their enemy power is more flat. If you hated plans and not having enough MB or resources for everything, the other games are even worse in that regard.
My wives Nepgear and Noire.
>Make a genuinely helpful post close to character limit just to help an anon out (Ex. A detailed guide or advice on a question they asked)>Without fail someone replies calling me all manner of insults and is clearly trying to bait me into an argument>Except they clearly couldn't even be bothered to read my post because they don't actually state what they got offended by in my post>They just saw someone type a bunch of text and that was enough to set them off>This literally happens every time I make a long winded post
>>732926910That's what I do a lot, honestly. Or I'll call someone a faggot and then hide my own reply so I won't see what they say in return.
>>732939382This, or they'll spout off some dumbass zoomer meme like "unc thinkin anyone readin that"I guarantee these people are phoneposters mad that they have to scroll past your comment
>>732939534>they'll spout off some dumbass zoomer meme like "unc thinkin anyone readin that"I do that just because I think it's funny. I make a lot of character-limit posts myself.
>>732932504here's a few tips for baiting shmupfags:- tell them that practicing with save states is cheating- tell them that shmups are all boring memorization- tell them that turbo/autofire is cheatingthis works cus it's the truth and they can't handle it
>>732939745If you think something is true you aren't "baiting" anon, you are just giving your sincere opinion.
>>732939123If you told me I wouldn't be expected to grind X levels after beating a boss and unlocking a new recycled zone that will take 30 seconds to traverse & reach the next boss, that would be enough for me to put up with the rest of the shoestring budget production value.
>>732939978I only half believe 1 and 3 on that list1) while practicing with save states is lame as hell, it's understandable if someone wants to be a pro. I'm sure speedrunners or kaizo mario players do the same shit too.3) turbo is cheating in basically every genre but it's again understandable in shmups, I tried a bit of Aero Fighers (SNES) with it and it's indeed much more comfortable for your hands.
>>732940394Gear was a mistake.There again, she literally said that herself.
>>732940005Were you just rushing through dungeons and not killing any enemies or doing guild quests? I replayed 1 recently and didn't really do any grinding beyond lv999 autism.
Nepgear is the best nep, and is the rightful goddess of Planeptune.
>Get into easy argument>Beat anon too hard, lose the free (you)s>Now you have to keep the thread alive by yourself
>>732927110These are nerd games for terminaly online nerds even among jrpgs with cute girls.The Japanese version probably referenced their image board shitholes and some slightly more normalfag website
