Sensei, a special box from the archives have arrived.
Bad dragon?
Chrono Trigger?
>>732927292Post hand.
>>732927292WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX!!!!!!
>>732927292horse cock or dog cock dildo?
im waiting op
if it's not a dragon gildo i'll be angry
Sonic totem?
>>732927292not another butt-plug, please
I'm going to need a reasonably sized knife for this.
>>732927292HURRY THE FUCK UP NIGGER
where hand?
>>732927609what you need is to paint those walls and de-dust that room dude
pls no vaporeon
>>732927609Faggot
I spy something pink!
>>732927292>Senseiit'll be weeb shit no need to monitor the thread
>>732928040amy rose flashlight
>>732927704fuck off normalfaggot
It's autismo shit and your hand will be brown. Next thread.
>>732928082but thats exactly why we are here
>>732928040Troon
>>732928154kek what
>>732928182kill yourself normalfaggot
>>732928040Pipkin Pippa fleshlight.
>>732928194kill yourself newfag
>>732927292YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BRANDI HAVE SPECIAL EYES
>>732928040fumo, but which one?
>>732928212after you, bro.
>>732928040It's either that one loli from Blue Archive that talks like a yakuza, or it's a haunted Astolfo bean plushie that sucks your dick and calls you gay
Huh there are 2
>>732928360Where are the video games in the box? I'm here to see video games.
>>732928360they are asphyxiating wtf let them out
>>732928360>good smile company plushOP a lolicon
>>732927704
>>732928360>not a dildoCringe!
>>732928483>loliconWe call them based pedos on 4chan
Nihahahahhaha
>>732928538lol
>>732927292Condoms?
>>732928538Dust 1 Home...
>>732928360o mai gotto it's Mari and Koyuki!!
>>732928253triggered the schizo that never cleans his room>>732928538based
Koyuki's birthday is tomorrow and Mari is here to bless the space.
>>732928593spread her legs open and show the bottom
>>732928593>>732928750Kill the pink creature
cool japanese funko pops faggot
Surely they won't kill me in my sleep right?
cool chinese meme plushies anon
>>732929060Lock the doors and pray
I feel bad thinking about what these plushies will witness from now on
>>732929060From which chinese sweat shop you're ordering this?
>>732928750just in time for borthday
i am enjoying this resurgence of unboxing threads/v/ is healing
>>732929060Thought I was the only stuck opening my packages with knives
>>732929549the lack of bad dragon dildos is disappointing though
>>732929683I fucking love knives.
>>732929356https://www.nin-nin-game.com/en/I had to pay over 100 USD for these 2.Half of that was shipping and handling
Wildhunt Status?
>>732929764Don't mind me, just posting my Spain Franco's military knives.
>>732929060how much
>>732931347nvm I didn't see the spoiler
>>732931347See>>732929928
Neru Matrimony
>fuck off normalfaggot
>>732929060everytime
why are these threads not deleted on sightfuck off
>>732929764Please keep your wives and your knives is separate containers. For safety reasons.
>>732927404Ready for your medical check /v/? OwO
>>732928212Uh oh, melty
>>732929060Congrats on the plushies, wish the pink one a happy birthday tomorrow
>>732928483Did you know that 4chan has been funded by them quite a lot?
>>732933868where's (female)?
>>732928538>de dust>is full of dustI don't get it.
>>732929060congrats
>>732930941
>>732937905Where is she going?
Which archives? Where? Who built them? Why?
>>732929060How old are you to be buying little dolls?
>>732936186
>>732938121Home.
>>732938767both middle and right are males
Man I'm gunna stop checking unboxing threads, these have been consistently horrendous
>>732939985Hey just the other week a guy had a giant rabbit onahole and it was sort of funny.
>>732940031>it was sort of funnyIt really wasnt
/v/aca are you alive?
>>732928360>>732928593Cute plush koyukifag
>>732929060I wish I could slit your throat :(
>>732938131I'm 36
>>732940907unc archive...
>>732941435Every sensei is over 30
>>732929060This is gayer than letting a man fuck you
>>732941435You're just a student in need of correction, watch your goddamn mouth
>>732941510>>732941597im 22
>>732941624Confirmed correction material
>>732927609Tactigay knife. No taste spotted.If you're an Amerilard get a real knife like a Bark River, faggot.I can only imagine what kind of videogame garbage you bought.
>>732940568New wagashi when?
>>732928593>>732929060>it's not even videogamesI knew it was gonna to be gay but I was still disappointed.
Should I roll Fuyu if I don't have Kanass? Blue armor always seemed kind of shit for raids.
>>732931236>when you need to open a cerveza in between killing subhuman commies>>732929764I don't use my good knives to open packages. I use a cheap Mora.
stash status?
>>732941894Fuck do you mean "not videogames"?
>>732942064
Is this the thread?
>>732927292throw it in the trash ASAP
>>732943509You don't know what a videogame is?Or are you a zoomer retard that has never hel da physical game in his hands?
>Gachatranny>Collecting plushieYou owe me the 5 minutes that you just made me waste
>>732943505saving for fest
>>732928593You little shit!
>>732942064>Invoca PregiudizioBuona sera
>>732942020You should roll for whoever you want.Meta is only important for leaderboards.
>>732943781At least it's videogame-related and not some dragon dildos, so it's good enough not to be disappointed
>>732944919The shit I took this morning is more videogame-related.
>>732929060Why can't it ever be something masculine and cool? Why are you all such faggots?
>>732945087You don't have to brag about working at Ubisoft
>poorly made plushies>literal .png acrylic standsWhy is merch so shit now and how are proper figurines so expensive in the era of 3D printing
There are actually people mad it wasn't gay thread.Anyways what event is after wildhunt?
>>732945260How would Ubisoft related to videogames?
>>732945302Current event lasts for 3 weeks if you haven't noticed. So the next one is MAGICARU SUPAH STA
>>732945536YES!!!!!!!FINALLY SUPERSTAR!
>>732946006
>>732942064>>732943564Harold McNeill is infamous for sneaking those kinds of refence in his works.
>>732927609you need a knife that isn't a cheap piece of shit
>>732946006IT'S HERSHE'S HERE
>>732946006do grown men look at these girls smiling and want to consume merch?these are for girls aged 5-11
>>732947178Yes.
>>732942064For me it's my 20 years old Opinel
>>732927292Anthrax and gay porn, again.
>>73292729240lb box of rape?
>>732946062This is someone's hero.
>>732948794
>>732927292IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX
>>732946062>>732948989What a jobber
>>732941624Cute
Azoo...
kazusa.................... hate!
>>732940568good stuff
>>732941624Post tag!
