Stream 1Now: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Randomizer) (Crowd Control)Next: Streets of RogueLater: Tomb Raider I-III RemasteredStream 2Soon: FFIX ($20%) - Garnet only runhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732928197
speedrunning? where?
thread so fast nobody notices me mig
I'm not sure what's worse, they literally couldn't fucking one fucking decent IT person to fix this shit or that the run Andy did at GDQ was better
this is too sad
I feel so bad for this girl...
Migged before the run could start
>>732943081awful
I don’t like hearing European people.
PLAY PLUM
>>732943095
>>732943150what about aussie people then
>stream 1: no crowd>stream 2: no crowdwow ESA is literally dead even IRL
>>732943126because she's married to mizzow?
APARTMENT 315
>>732943213Everyone is out preparing for Valentines Day with their partners tomorrow
MIGGED
miggy
>>732943252>16 overestimatesGrim
>>732943252did the Spyro run not happen? or was the thread so dead that literally no one voted?
>>732943213Most of the attendees didn't survive the brownie incident, unfortunately.
>>732943331it wasnt dead but no one cared
We do NOT acknowledge THAT Spyro run
>>732943331Spyro fatigue
>>732943331thread was pretty healthy but no one bothered to post a "RATE SPYRO"because we were all jacking it to maeve
>>732943309Why do all the ESA girls have nose rings...
>>732943331The did happen and finish, but no one gave a single shit about it other than noticing your average american
>>732943331Was that the 4th, 7th or 11th Spyro run?
spyro was SECRETKINO if you did not watch it live you do not deserve to watch it all
>>732943262man what a week to schedule this on, between that, and the superb owl, and the plague, and probably a lot of behind the scenes things making this a nightmare
>>732943351Wait, ‘ESAIDS’ is just food poisoning? Is the guy who made them banned?
>>732943417all zoomers do
>>732943414>spoilerdamn I missed out
>>732943417>Nose rings are used on pigs to discourage rooting.
>>732943414>
>a second crowd control with a kill switch
IM A HEADBANGA
>kill player>kill player>kill playercrowd control could be good if it increased difficulty, not set the player back instantly
>>732943010>Now: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Randomizer)Fuck yea->(Crowd Control))
>>732943573how long do you think they practiced to get that move down?
>>732943437too many HH ratings broke the chart
i dont like how quiet the game audio has been the whole marathon so im only reading the thread instead of having the stream open............
>>732943250I miss Heinki
>song was made by the same runner who runs Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy and had the dev on call at GDQ just to grill him about fire physicsholy basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWVp62Sb_WUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28q-ShgVHQkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FzM4lipCd8
>>732943770Whatever happened to him?
>>732943770Crazy how like 90% of the ESA regulars just disappeared after the controversy.
>>732943779that was a good run
>>732943825I caught one of his streams once but all he said was 'personal differences'
>am I allowed to swear?>in moderation sir>FUCK
>>732943668some games have had good audio
>>732943995webm?
>>732943995
Do those pringles taste like rust and oil?
>>73294413900:36:52 speedrun timer
Fifty credits on that he accidentally says a slur during the run
>>732944278he has?
>>732944213pringles taste like nothingterrible chip
Are these fellas drunk...?
>>732944363Technically not even a chip, reconstituted potato starch or some shit.
>>732944363potatoes generally taste like nothing and pringles isnt even real potatoes theyre made from powder
This is a lot more fun than the previous crowd control run
Missed that ESA was on until now, remembered just in time to not have any free time between sleep and work for the rest of it. Any notable moments so far, good or bad?
>>732944460Worse, they're swedes
>>732944540yeah
>>732944460no, they are from sweden
>>732944540yes
>>732944510>potatoes generally taste like nothing
>>732944540there's been a few runs
>>732944517this is shit. previous was shit.
>>732944578>>732944608>>732944650Thanks lads, I'll rewatch the entire marathon to make sure I don't miss em.
>>732944540no
>>732944670Is that sweetened condensed milk?
>>732944759only the best for gollum the kitty
>>732943010>another multistream slop with 0 audience membersyawn
>>732944759pudding
Why is they play zelda as the duck
Where's Plum?
>all this talk of pringlesso what's your choice in snack?i enjoy a good trailmix
>>732944901funi
>>732944956in the Room
>>732944957tap water
>>732944956On stream 2. She's tired after a night of partying and sex.
>>732944901in memoriam
>>732944957Popcorn
>>732945023That gangbang last night was crazy
>>732944759no, that's the famous actor steve buscemi
Do people actually consider this funny or interesting?
Wait andy ran this at ESA? I thought it was at GDQ
>esa>had a yank running
cute girl on stream 2
>>732943252The SA2B crowd control here has really high ratings but everyone is complaining about this one. What’s the difference?
What a perfect time to catch a cold! Gonna watch ESA while I slowly die
oh me oh my... oh my glop...its goosebert AND plum... edenal is so cool for including them into stream 2 (the BEST stream btw)...thanks edenal... you really stepped up... love goosebert /ourbro/... he's so cool... and plum... god i need plum carnally... and goosebert... need a goosebert jizz rag...hoo... thanks edenal...
>>732945239it wasn't 3 hours.
>>732945228He did one at GDQ too
Did this swedish motherfucker just say "I did it all for the nookie"??
>>732945276This but unironically
>>732945239The ratings are often brigaded.
>>732945323yeah
That's a BIG bear.
>>73294530190 minutes isn’t much better.
>>732945276>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/goosebert/deleted/deleted/You can't do that bro, you're gonna piss of the ESAjannoids
>>732945371for u
did he just say chat nigger?
>>732945239The Sonic run was pure chaos. They were running into new bugs and crashes an hour in, and that's spending the majority of the time on the first stage. This run is very vanilla in comparison.
This run is american levels of gay. I do not enjoy it very much, if at all.
hmmm
>>732945505which stream
>>732944237>>732944139https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771009497559070.webm
>>732945542the gay one
>>732945559keeeek
What's she doing to Plum???
>>732945504banana girl is back
is the new digimon game a good rpg? does it have a cool story with a dark undertone like the original tv-series?or is it more silly/comfy game?are the digis in the game like cute animals or more like digital demons (as they should)?
>>732945770Big ick.
>>732943252So are the runs actually better than GDQ or is this just a result of lower voting count?
>>732945559
Guys... I'm really craving Pringles™ right now.
>>732945832The runs are better.
>>732945832ESA generally has less shity advertising and overall has less 'bro fuck cancer' donations times 1000Even on that metric, the show is better
>>732945832both. better runs, fewer retards shitting up the threads
>>732945770This message saved me from dying from dehydration, seriously why can't ESA be more like GDQ and remind people to hydrate every few minutes???
>>732945902Their "Salt & Vinegar" is top notch
>>732945902Green pringles are alright
>>732945829big eck
>>732945770What is a nom body?
>>732945940>less bro fuck cancerhow about 10000 times less trans rights shouting every other counted minute
>>732945832feels like they have a serious runner shortage this year I swear I've seen the same guys doing 4 5 or 6 runs in the event
>>732945770this nigger has been spamming this canned phrase every now and then
>>732945770
>>732946016thats fine, fuck does it matter
>>732945832The runs are automatically better because there is no annoying host screaming trans rights with every fucking dono.
>>732946016Like half the runner got sick, I assume from leaving the house for the first time since June
>>732945770zero difference between this fag and the mig posters in every thread
>>732945964>>732945965For me it's Classic Paprika
>>732946014While it has less tranny shit overall, that isn't the biggest problemThe 'fuck cancer' that 'has' to be read out are worse. 'tranny rights matter' is said quite a lot less
It really feels like there are so many long runs this year. I dunno if its actually the case but I'm really noticing how long the runs are. So many 2+ hour ones.
>>732946123based frog poster saying the quiet part out loud
>>732945974cursed image
>>732946150>fuck cancer at the pcf marathon is worse than TRANS WIGHTSget fucked and go back to your groomcord
>>732946123I assure you my migging phrases and images are not prewritten. They're infinitely more genuine than that fag.
post your favorite plum, or else
>ADHD runner and chuckling fat commentatorI love this trope
>>732945940Most of the donation messages for ESA come from the friends of whoever's doing the run at the moment so that's probably why
>>732946231
>>732946150I take it you haven't watched last couple GDQs, because troonshit definitely became more common than cancer stuff.
>>732946226absolute lie, you fags are one and the same
>>732946123all ritualposters are awful
>>732946313Did anyone ITT go there?
>>732946231did he post something this event?
>>732946150So true, sister.
>>732946212>>732946262>the one that is said a lot less is the one that is more disruptiveI get that GDQ is pretty much softcore tranny porn now but my point is that the message compared to 'haha fuck cancer save the animals' is a lot more likely to be interrupting runs than 'muh dick tranny rights'>>732946245.I think also it helps that ESA isn't advertised as tranny friendly and specifically is funded by tranny companies
>>732945832A bit of both, but its not hard to be better than modern GDQ.
>>732946375Yeah, but we had to sign NDA.
>>732946386So true, sister.
>>732946384I'm not a tranny, you retarded faggot.
>>732946375can't talk about it
>>732946150>'tranny rights matter' is said quite a lot lessFactually untrue.
>>732946490Yes you are.
>MUH TRANNIESobsessed
>>732946231ignore the stick figures. apprently I didn't save the original
>>732946512NopeUnless it's one of the few actual autistics who push it out at requests>>732946571They can't help thinking about other men's dicks apparently
>>732946262I tried my best to pretend it wasn't that bad but when they started rigging the speedrun timer to spell TRANS RIGHTS every once in a while like a subliminal message psyop I knew it was real, real bad
>>732946386>'haha fuck cancer save the animals' is a lot more likely to be interrupting runs than 'muh dick tranny rights'You did not watch this years GDQ. Not only was every other dono trans rights they would mod the fucking games to put trans rights into it.
>>732943252Is it just me or has the event genuinely improved as the days gone by? It got a lot more interesting around the time stream 2 became a thing.
>>732946614So true, sister.
>>732946614I just watched GDQ less than a month ago. There was not a single run that went by without donation messages with "trans rights!", far more than there were mentioning cancer.
>>732945239Sonic was like an hour and we're long run fatigued. There's been a loooot of long runs this year.
>>732946627Can't forget the naming incentives.
>>732946704Say what you will about GDQ, they at least allow fun in the threads. You can even hurl slurs at the staff.
The problem is the player is genuinely shit at the game and hasn't practiced CC enoughHe's just a sperg and if it wasn't ESA 90% of his actions would just be screeching like a faggot
>>732946702I like how the stage was set straight away this year. First run, Donkey Kong Bananza, Donkey Kong in his white pink and blue skin.>"Look, Trans Donkey Kong WOOOO">Silence
>>732946704>instadeletedLMAOOOOOO
>>732946618Its gotten worse after Sent took over as head of event programming because its like he actually hates speedruns and tries to put as little as possible on. The amount of nonruns, adruns and neporuns increased by tenfold.
>>732946781
>>732946886classic "deleting my own posts and pretending jannies did it" falseflag operation
>>732946704janny stop being a faggot
>>732946614Uh huh.
americans please we have GDQ summer to speak about troons every other minute go talk about the dumpster fire run over at stream 1
>>732946571Have you never seen a day one non-GDQ speedrun event thread when the tourists come in?>Any trannies here?>Where are the troons?>Is this event pozzed!?>Trannies?>Is that a tranny?>There's no trannies here?>Ok bye
10 years in ms paint
>>732946939The neporun increase is because Sent is such a massive pushover and people pleaser that that staff can just strongarm him into putting their runs on the schedule and on prime time, or in Adef's case, the finale.
>>732947093I saw someone say that ESA is boring because its to normal lol
Just how fucking boring can it get
>who's ever out there watching, fuck
>>732947093i asked for a sincere tranny count of ESA out of curiosity and for comparison purposes and all I get is angry tranny responses instead of numbers, REALLY makes u think...
>>732947203Looks jewish.
>>732945940Well it doesn't have fuck cancer donations because it's charity isnt a cancer charity but I get what you mean, whenever they do Alzheimerfonden the amount of "My grandma got Alzheimers.." sob stories similar to GDQ's is a lot lower.>>732946016Its a combo of the lowest submissions ever due to heavy PR damage after you know what, and a sickness spreading around which meant a lot of runs had to get cancelled and backup runs thrown in.
>>732947269All the americans that have been at this esa have been trannies. Nuke the continent.
>>732947269We're not doing your homework for you, faggot
swedish doesn't sound real.
>>732947343Why are you lying?
>>732947324>you know what?
>>732947343>invented in GermanyYou first. But of course the actual solution is TKD
>we can do this without metakooh no
>>732947203>shitalyexplains so much
I don’t care for Plum.
if you faggots are done talking about men in dressess, why is stream 1 in elven
>>732947269There has been like 5 of them and they were all americans lol
>>732947465so he can swear
>>732947269Probably around 8 with 6 being American.
>>732947447How dar you!
>>732945276I always tell this story as much as possible>ESA last year>Plum shirts outselling Goosebert shirts (John Speedrun shirts outselling Goosebert shirts too)>Edenal seethes and comes on stream and tells people to buy his Goosebert shirts!>Proceeds to put up a poll on stream which was something like "Who is better, Plum or Goosebert?">Plum wins by a longshot>ESA now>Plum plushies, Plum everywhere>Goosebert BTFO to background character status
>>732947392You tell him, sister.
why does the swede hate on pringles?
>>732943081This nigga goes to esa every year with the same fuckin suit
notice how the jannoid isnt doing anything about the /pol/shit faggots ITT
>>732947183Yeah I've seen people say "This is just speedrunning, its boring. Bye" I mean lets face it, it was never a secret as to why people actually watched GDQ.
>>732947532and we thought milennial writing was awful
>>732947630Kvetch moar, faggot.
>>732947597Gotta go where the money is
>>732947269Use the chart, it has an indicator. Also they've all been American which is funny.
>>732947623contemplate the musk marinated over the years
>>732947597Goosebert had a hard life.
>>732947656link these posts then
>>732947623ok then why dont you buy him a different one or maybe offer to swap your fursuits with himyou probably dont even have one i bet!!
>>732947630Why should he, trannies ruin everything they touch. Kikes too.
>>732947743Minish Cap had a tranny. The entirety of yurop is in denial about it.
>>732947742Why NO GAEMS then?
>>732947840It's not her fault her game is bad.
>>732947630You cant really stop the polshit faggots as their obsession and mental illness is beyond fixing
>>732947840Plum is above a medium as juvenile as "video games"
>>732947825Is she cute? x
>>732947889So true, sister.
>>732947865bending the knee for audience is bad because...it just is!!!
this is certainly a runi hope you guys are doing something like playing video games alongside it, and not just rawdog watching the stream alone
>>732947962playing BLACK for PEE ASS TURD actually
>>732947865Never said it was bad I said it was funny.
>>732947935looked like a fat american lesbian
Why is it so hard to find Plum porn
>>732947840Its because Plum wasn't even the main character of the game, you had to unlock her. If she was available from the start they'd have sold BUCKETS.
>>732948036No, it was a Muslim. Fully French.
>>732947962 Playing the new Diablo 2 Resurrected DLC
>>732947516its been 4, one of them has been on for 4 different runs
>>732948078Be the change you want to see in the world.
>>732948096Because he wasn't in the end.
>>732948078Because only autists who like ESA know about her.
>>732948109Having fun with your gay necromancer?I do
>>732948173CUM IN PLUM TO BLESS THE RUN
>>732948215Warlock is broken strong lol
>>732946376He usually posts something the winddown yeah. Maybe it'll come tomorrow
Which stream we watching boys?>>732948078
>>732945770When people do this at non GDQ events, and other GDQisms such as >>732946835 it stands out so much more. And it really makes you realize how strange people at GDQ act and how out of place it is. I mean we're already aware its strange but when its at a place where everyone's doing it, it doesn't seem as strange. Take them out of their containment zone and then you realize just how strange it is.Another example I can think of is that year ESA had that GDQ donation reader and it was just so jarring. He donation read on BigJon's RE3 run on stream 2, the comfy stream, and it was just bizarre seeing a clash of two different worlds. The guy thought he was a co-commentator.It is fun to see people from GDQ at other events though, where they seem much more relaxed and much more themselves.
>>732948256Normal so far is quite the breeze, I bet they'll patch all the fun out of him.
>>732948370the less bald stream
>>732948370angry baldy and laughing fatty
>>732948082Don't get why the dev wouldn't change the game so that Plum was unlocked from the start, and also give her some buffs so she can be the best character for speedruns.
Skönt me lite Göteborgska
In case anyone is wandering about crowds, most people are at an on-site trivia show set up down the hall. It's fun so far
>>732947125Don't worry anon I'll give a (you) for your Plum
>>732948485goare blir det inte
>>732948489>look at rest of castGee, I wonder (((why)))
>>732948485sorry I don't speak gay
>>732948485bög :DDDDD
>>732948654https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku1J6U71jBA:DDD
>>732948395Once i noticed you can use 2 handers and still use a book/shield it really made it crazy.
>>732948654we all a lite bög
What the hell is randomizer (crowd control)?
>>732948505should be on stream 3
>>732948802random items int the chests and people can pay money to kill the streamer
>>732948802It's a game that has been randomized and has crowd control.
>>732948802It's like Mao, the run is trying to figure out what the run is
>>732948853>any%>not tnd%
>>732948802It's LITERALLY in the name. Figure it out
Is this a link to the past?>>732928197
>>732948853why would she play something like this?!
>>732948982not, that's a link between worlds
>>732948853Now put her at the PUBG Bridge
>>732949008She lives in Sweden
>>732948709>>732948796Jag har en hund och jag tycker om häst :DD
>>732949008It's a fast, fan favorite run.
>>732943081I have questions.
>giving Eiko a rubber suith-hot..
>>732949115>she's like 6
>>732949170Out of 5!
>>732949170outta 10!
>>732948853stream 3 moonman speedrun was a bit overkill
Oh lawd tomb raider 3 pls
I love you guys
>>732949415Gay love you too
>>732949415
>>732949415Ew homo back off
I WENT ON AN INCEL WALK AND ITS STILL NOT OVER
>>732949415Aw homo come closer
>>732945832Better.
>>732949504uhm valentines day is tomorrow bro
>>732949415Homo you too
>>732949574the what now?
>>732949823>plump plum thighs
>>732949823This some Roll trace?
>>732949415I love me too.
>>732949951Rick Roll?
That bald guy giggling in the background
>>732950120Imhotep is back
>another event where the runners gotta use the washroom
invalid run
>>732948523thank you
white dragons assault so kino
>>732950323its gotta be one of the biggest fear any runner can havethe shits can creep up on you
Say what you want about the ESAids. Nothing rivals the AGDQ 2020 Covid outbreak. So many souls lost...
>>732950323not just event but another final fantasy game too
man Nirvana sucks, I'm glad cobain killed himself because Foo Fighters are a much better band
>>732950505I always though the same about athletes
>>732950580more like poo fighters
>>732950580wtf bro
>>732950595yeah i suppose that fits for any public facing activity
>>732950580Alice in chains was always better
>>732950629heh
Its Fat Fuck Friday, where is my boi rebeldragon?
>>732946946>classic "deleting my own posts and pretending jannies did it" falseflag operationAnd then samefagging to say "lol jannies deleted it" as wellIt's all so obvious
>>732950869He did so many runs yesterday, he has to make up for the calories lost today
>>732950869He ran xenobladeThey even aired his how-to segment on kingdom hearts in an intermission lol
>>732947825yeah and its marked you retard
stream 2 niggas how has it been? entertaining? comfy? i just tuned in to see the last hours
>>732950869That greedy fat fuck have had more than his fair share of runs
>>732950989shit
>>732950989from what I've seen, it's a run. Nothing special but still a decent watch
>death gayslmao
aight stream 2 niggas than i'll just watch til the randomizer's done with
Death Gays...
>>732950989They should do something else than IX for a change.
>>732950989desesperate for people to donate to go kill ozma, and doing all things around while waiting for frogs in marshes to respawn
this dude has been running around the same dungeon for like 30 mintues now
>>732951312where's the evil tiny tim?
>>732951368No such thing
He said the f-word, guys!
>>732950595
Has anyone been following ffix? Is he gonna do ozma? How long is this still going?
>>732951416okay, where's the even tinier tiny tim
>>732951491this image is spiritually what OE should feel like
>>732951530He's in the image if you look closely. Next to manlytears
>>732951491
>>732951549this image is metaphorically what watching this ""speedrun"" feels like
>>732951491That's just a side effect of the weird running style afair
>>732943252>almost A ranked Pokemon runWhat the fuck? QRD?
>>732951491Imagine how he has been running with the thought of needing to shit really bad over an hour and then he looked to the heavens and Jesus said 'let it go man'
>>732951789it was a run
>>732945770Everytime I read messages like this (Mostly during GDQ streams) I feel like I accidentally infiltrated a AB/DL con or some shit.
>>732951842It was Shiva, actually.
>>732943010>FFIX ($20%) - Garnet only runHoly based
>>732951506Is literally nobody watching?
>>732951789Runner and co com were an endless fount of Pokemon trivia
chlods on stream 2!!
>>732951953Thanks, gonna get it out
>>732951920of the 21 hours and 37 minutes I've seen maybe the 37 minutes while 21 hours have just been background noise while gaming or whatever else
>>732951909Everybody knows Ganesha is the god of shitting yourself
>>732951953This is more of what Stream 2 needs. Some energy.
>>732951506>>732951920yes ozma's been hit. the agenda is: final dungeon > hades > ozma > frogs > final boss
>>732951506I popped in earlier and they were baneposting, so that was something, it would be kinda fun to have a stream 3 that's just a camera that's going 24/7 at the event where people can pop in and hang
Christ I cannot stand Scottish accents
>>732952108nice anon
Is this the longest marathon run in ESA history?
>>732952184>and they were baneposting,kinda mad I missed that
>>732951491what did she mean by this
>STOP FISTING ME
>>732952240I believe this was uninterrupted unlike this FF9 run
>>732952240Shouldn't count, since it was split into two sections.
>>732952256
>>732952240I think the FF14 run was 23:30ish
I'd watch a 24 hour FFXV run this summer
How's biz going?
Damn, I completely missed most of it. How many Spyro runs did I miss?
>>732952240He did a similar run last year that lasted 24h and 5min.
Honestly props to the guy for playing such a snoozefest for 12 hours while sick
>>732952710Wasn't that the Vivi only one that ended up being a complete mess?
These swedish zelda guys would've gotten banned from GDQ like two hundred times already.
>>7329525367
>>732952809Yes, the golden frog cannibalized itself and a lot of time was spent waiting for frogs to spawn.
>>732952809Yeah they fucked up the frogs or something and added like 4 hours to the run
not a fan of modded runs like randomizer
>>732952325
>>732952912>>732952937Thanks, now I have PTSD
mizzow keeps calling Plum a bitch, she needs to be taken out of stream 2 and put back into the interview area STAT
>>732952820wait what happened
>>732953173>mizzow keeps calling Plum a bitch
>>732953243Lewd!
>>732953173agreed, plum does need to be taken out
What are we watchan?
>>73295338710 hour Gawr Gura Karaoke compilation
>>732953387the elusive stream 4
>High on RitalinThat explains a lot.
>mercy killedknew it
>>732953387trailcams
>>732953387Boku no Pico
>>732953387>>732953521Waiting for the bible black run?
>>732953709*CHAIR CLATTERS*
Is Melodifestivalen the concert people on stream have been talking about going to?
>>732953746nah, waiting for the sex with hitler run.
>>732953746monster girl quest runit's actually vidya
>>732953387GTA 4 esa summer18
Can we just ban crowd control from events
>3 hours just to DNFbruh
>>732954023It brings in money so no
>EST. 03:00:00>Time at 03:00:00nice
>>732953293Lots of bustin’ jokes
rate The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Randomizer) (Crowd Control)
>>732954093nvm he DNF i had just tuned in from stream 2
>>732954150C
>>732954150No, honestly.
>>732954150C for crowd
>>732954150Z
>>732954023Sonic one was fineIf it’s short then it can be kinda funny, these runs just should be kept at a minimum
>>732954150C-, relatively palatable for being a crowd control run
is it just me or is this event really underwhelming this year? Nobody seem to be there. Donations are really low. Only like 1000 people watching when they used to have 30k+.Seems kinda shit.
>>732954150F
>>732954150A
>>732954150F ucking awful
>>732954150Dhonestly i dont even know what to rate it
>>732954142Why is that bad?
>>732954068never seen a crowd control "run" before?
>>732954150C, at least the runner was funny, but the run was kinda boring
>>732954150D I have memerun fatigue
>>732954150D, they should tone down or remove the kills so at least runners can actually play the game
>>732954267It’s not but gdq’s hyper corporate sterile environment would ban them from having unwholesome fun
>>732954241Many people left with slampig, games choice gets worse, meme runs and the same FF/Pokemon shit outnumber actual skill speedruns, ....
>>732954150I'm doin' him a D
Man that Zelda runner is my little brother's age, yet looks older than me.
The runner seems like a chill dude
is nilson manmodingwhat is that body shape
Hmm
What's up with all the suits in the back.Are they going to execute Mizzow?
>watching a single second of a non-chlods or kixy interviewCouldn’t be me.
>>732954840default
Streets of Rogue is a sweet game
>second to last day>only 32k on donationsIs ESA really this dead?
>roguelike, well, roguelite at bestBASED DISTINGUISHERBASED LABELER
>>732954967Overestimate means death
>>732952809What characters has he not done solo yet?
>>732954150D
>>732952325What happened to the German? Did he leave during the great exodus? Was he finally banned?
>>732954150C+was watchable
Dude look like MattKC
>that life reflect
That reflected life was pretty slick.
what the hell, esa
The shirt would be funnier if he was Australian
wtf didn't know you can do that
>>732955252That's just an average sized goose, nothing impressive.
On scale of 1 to 10 how gay
>>732955592bri'ish
>>732955252no love goosebert
>>732955592You’re not even on the scale, anon.
>>732955008They have a bar at the bottom that says what they compare to. Currently they're at ESA 2014's level and only better than 2012 and 2013. Grim.
>>7329555926 7
Just a guy playing a game and yapping about it
>>732954150B for Bhe Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Randomizer) (Crowd Control)
Imagine the shoulder tension
Informative, enthusiastic, skilled, short. I have no critiques.
>>732956134what's his height got to do with it?
>>732956134you are talking about mizzow?
>>732956134chlods after a night with me be like:
I think I played this game once. It sucked ass.
>>732956206Funny
>>732956221thanks IGN
>>732956134Tiny Tim
Had to pee so I peed
Rate Streets of Rogue o algo
>>732956206kek
B+
>>732956446B
Rate Streets of Rogue aka the run you didn't watch as you're watching FF9
>>732956432>not bladdermaxxing on a friday nightNGMI
>>732956446Algo
>>732956446S delivery
>>732956446Adont really care about the game but run was fun
>>732956446B+, an actual speedrun
Another Sly run coming up?
>>732956315lmao>>732956446A
>2 hour run into a 4 hour run>No stream 2 to save itDare I say... grim?
>>732956446B, very decent
>Castlevania (randomizer) (3 hours)
>>732943252Stream 2 saving the event again. Classic.
>>732956564they switched from spyro to sly for this event lol.
>>732956446C
>>732956507this
>>732956593There was a massive jump in event quality once Stream 2 came up, and now there'll be a massive drop once it's over.
>>732954150Honestly SWas top tier banter and I enjoyed itMuch better than the GDQ versions
>>732955008sad. this used to be good.
>>732956446A-
>>732956508I just want to make it
>>732956635
>>732956652no worries we had 3 spyro runs for people with withdrawal symptoms
Why is it called $20%?
Wait, why is he still grinding?
>>732956789The game costs $20
>tomb raider:)>remastered:(
Dis gon be the gay couple again?
>>732956635MAX randomizers in DSvanias are super fun but they are probably gonna use a fixed seed so they don't get softlocked
Where is Big John?
Oh shit. Dude has the same hands
Wipe that fucking hair out of your face m8
>>732956991lmao
>>732957026
Yeah I think he has the tism
>>732957026why is he holding the mic like that...
I actually love this guy, he’s pretty funny
>>732956991blaming his dead dad and made up illness of the week on everything, and begging for money to travel.
>>732957090he's a speedrunner
>>732957090He's the cool kind of autist. Just loves the games he runs.
>>732957098he's also talking to the camera when he should be talking to the interviewer
>my boyfriend WHAT???????????????
>>732957249fagets
>>732957142he did the same thing last year. i thought americans get much higher wages than eurotrash
>tomb raider>2 hours>gay runnershopefully stream 2 is better r-right?
This is the game i wanted to try runningI guess i’m gay
false advertising 1-3
Where is the swiss Tomb Raider goat that always runs TR at these events?
>>732957249THis is so sus, these 2 are not looksmatched at all. I would snag that erynii guy up so hard (im jealous and gay btw)
>>732956446A
>>732957142But enough about Edobean.
>>732957312stream 2 hasnt been on for days
>1 - 3>Just Tomb Raider 3
>>732956446B.
what if you become gay from listening to this for 2 hours? that's a chance i'm not willing to take
>>732956789I think people can donate $20 and make them do something from a list of things, like hold the controller upside-down or have to end every sentence with kupo
Was this known or did they just come out at ESA?
>>732956789if you donate 20$ they have sex and frogs or some shit
1 - 3 in 2 hours sounded impressive. Just 3 not so much.
>>732957443you seem pretty gay already
>>732957443How would it turn you gay anon
Wait, why aren't they doing all 3 games?
>>73295559210 now
>>732957443I put condoms on my speakers so i should be safe.
>>732957541because thats not the category
>>7329555920 now but it might be closer to 10 by the time this run ends
>stream 2: 24h runhow the fuck does people stay alive
>one hour left>still grindingFuck me, and this fucker got his Ozma fight
>>732957586Oh, I'm illiterate
>>732957570if you havent suited up the cat6 cable too youre fucked
>says tomb raider i-iii>doesn't play tomb raider 2 backwards
no way looking 2 hours at og laras ass turns you gay
>>732957653they did it in 2 segments
A German and Slovakian gay couple. Mustache man would cringe so hard.
>>732957653theyre fagets and split it into two 12h segments
>>732957653Mizzow is a FUCKING COWARD and did 2 separate 12 hour streams. Last year was a legitimate run
>>732957704we warned you about playing as women bro
>>732957704all that futa porn related to lara does i betshe seems to get hit with those often, along with horses for some reason
>>732957314It's gay to play as a girl
>>732957783last year there wasn't the black plague going around
>>732957816how do you know this
Soooo, which one do you think is the top?
>>732957653Did twitch make some "24-hour-streams-count-as-self-harm" rule or did I purple myself into thinking it happened
>>732957917
What the fuck i’ve been playing this game for literal decades now and i had no idea you could roll while crouched
WHO'S COUGHING GO TO BED
>>732957884they just show up on r34 sitesnot like i have tags filtered because i genuinely don't use them often
>>732958009I think it was added in the remaster.
>>732957724This was his plan all along.
Some gay dudes seem rather tame in this kind of environment
COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
>>732957917Twitch has a 48-hour stream limit. YT doesn't give a fuck
This site keeps telling me gay dudes are all fucked up but these two seem too normal
>>732958267The autism from speedrunning cancels it out
>>732958267they stick their peepee in the poopoo
>>732958267they're not american, there being gay is just a political movement
my last bake. (You) do it next time>>732958264>>732958264>>732958264
>>732958267>believing anything anon says
>>732958267They still shove their dicks in the hole that shit comes out of.
>>732958306Kek
>>732958267these guys are nice and all but it's dangerous to be exposed to gays (it can make you gay)
>>732958378is this why everyone on 4chan is a fag?
What kind of name is Tomb Raider?
