ITT: subtle video game merch.
>>732957091FYI there's been a fat porn dump thread up for the entire day that reached image limit. But of course it's our thread that gets deletedAlso wit check too high, this one failed in the past
>>732957091
>>732956271Damn I never considered dropping Prof, it seemed like such a no brainer, I get that I got little hints but getting MM, Head-On and THH was extremely lucky. Also, wouldn't you agree that sprint straights could both help at the beginning to position well before the corner (since many times I get swallowed at the beginning and never come out) and the final straight too where it also helps massively?
>>732957091too subtle
55227743How about one last sprint room, just for old time's sake?
It's time for the casino lads
>>732957363Sure sprint straights could help you in the beginning to get out of the pace blob but it could just as easily force you into the front runner invisible wall. Like everything in the sprint cup it's a gamble. I'm just saying that I dislike the straight skill and I don't see much value when I use it.You said that you got a high roll right? Maybe your power is high enough that you won't get caught in the middle of the pace blob.
It's time.
>>732957502I think that's the first Falcon I've seen that didn't get overtaken at the last second.GG, good luck in CM, everyone.
GO GO GO
>>732957718I don't know, that's why I've asked so much about it. I will say that I don't feel calm dropping a Gold like prof (even if a bit more expensive than usual), my trainer gut tells me that, and I don't think the difference would be that huge right. Wouldn't you agree mate? I could drop Sprint Straights but I could not grab neither Straight Accel nor Nimble Nav, just double pace Corners I think
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a Champion's Meeting by dying for his club. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for HIS club. Men, all this stuff you've heard about /v/ma not wanting to race, wanting to stay out of the Champion's Meeting, is a load of Uma dung. The trainers of this board, traditionally, love to fight. All real /v/ma trainers love the thrill of seeing their girls race the strongest opponents.When you were newfags, you all admired the champions, the fastest runners, the fan-grinding heroes, the toughest danchous. /v/ma loves a winner and will not tolerate a loser. /v/ma trainers prime their girls to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why o/v/r trainers have never lost and will never lose a race. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to /v/ma.Now, your girls are a team. They live, eat, sleep, fight as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality on reddit or /vg/ don't know anything more about training for the Champion's Meeting than they do about fucking. We have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best umas in the world.You know, by the Goddesses, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. By the Goddesses, I do. We're not just going to harpoon the bastards. We're going to cut out their living whale guts and use their blubber to shine our girls' shoes. We're going to MURDER those lousy Whale bastards by the bushel.Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken-out and enter group B or open league. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Whales are the enemy. WADE into them. Spill THEIR blood. Spear THEM in the belly. When you put your hand into a pile of gore that a moment before was your clubmate's face, you'll know what to do.
>>732957091HOLY WITCHECK
>>732957914Take the gold. It's better to trust yourself in cases like this.
>>732957921There's another thing I want you and your girls to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that you are holding your position on the track. We're not holding anything. Let the Whale do that. We are accelerating, advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the whale. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're gonna kick him in the ASS. We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're gonna go through him like crap through an Operabird!Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank the Goddesses for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your uma granddaughter on your knee, and she asks you, "Who did you defeat in the great Champion's Meet?" -- you won't have to say, "Well, actually, I was a janny cleaning shit at Tracen."Alright now you sons-of-bitches, You know how I feel.I will be proud to join you wonderful guys in the whale hunt anytime, anywhere.That's all.
Gentlemen.....
>This level of witKekd, Lets fucking go
S-Surely I wont get raped right....
>matched against S ranks immediatelyThis is gonna be a rough one...
Very subtle Uma Musume general!
DONT ENTER THE WATERS
>almost overtaken by a pace bakushin with no S, 900 power and 900 witSPRINTCASINO
Holy shit you can really feel the impact of mood here.
>>732958159Getting S Rank is easy as fuck in Sprint, even F2P can do it.
>All S lobbiesNOW THIS IS UNITY
EASY
>>732957091Most people think it's an actual pizza place
She's doing it lads
>>732958404Is that official? That one's sick as hell.
>All 3 of my aces winning Feels fucking good.
Good luck you lot, as for me, I won't be joining just yet, I am aiming for B league anyways, as always
>>732958442Yephttps://www.fangamer.com/collections/pizza-tower/products/pizza-tower-shirt>This official Pizza Tower t-shirt was designed by Nina Matsumoto and Tony Kuchar. Unisex sizes are printed on 100% cotton Gildan shirts with a fit and feel carefully chosen to match the shirt-from-a-pizza-place design. Each one comes with a bonus sticker.
>4 wins>Get ready to screenshot my 5-0>Triple late startGreat
CURREN!
Good... GOOD
Sprint is so fucking easy
I only wear moldy thrice my size rags so I can hide me knife and hammer in them deep pockets when I stroll around town. The smell is good to discourage onlookers too. I make sure to pee my pants once a month to keep the smell potent.
>>732958404I mean yeah, I can see some pizza place having someone like him as a mascot, hell I wouldn't be surprised if there is a place taht just stole him as one
>>732957921>>732957990Mucho texto
>Stomping taiki in multiple lobbies Feels fucking good
This might be a bad time to ask this question but does anyone know what the best recovery is for S.Maru to use in Aquarius?
>>732958725CURRENCELS????
>>732958827Corner
>>732958827Its a mile race, why would you need a recovery?
>4-1>4-1>4-1GIVE ME MY FUCKING 5-0
I was promised sprintcasino? Was i gaslit?
>>732958882>S.MaruNot him but her ult duh
>>732958827Moxxie triggers at the start of the late, I believe?
>>732958882She needs one for her ult.
>>732958964Ikr? This is pathetically easy.
Fellow Urara torena spotted!
>>732958964nigga i got matched against plenty of people who can barely cap speed, of course it'll be easy
>>732958964I'm losing to a 1100 speed Taiki with mile skills over here
I may be dumb, is two fronts killing my Falcon?
>Last minute Bakushin carrying me incredibly hardDamn too bad about her PR nuke this week because she's REALLY strong
I hate Shit Gaylo so fucking much, what a terrible fucking uma, only beats my better team because she got lucky
>>732957091Someone should make a new thread with this same idea but without these annoying horse fuckers in it, maybe I'll do it.
>>732957091Why are you retards making some hidden general thread instead of just moving to /vg/? Fuck off.
>>732959236Blow me, lmao
Good luck lads.
Rice torena spotted
Still no /v/ toreinah spotted in the wild ;_;
>>732959161Look at dem pits...
my shart falcon gets raped by anything with actual top end speed...
>last turn of the careerWhich one would you take, /v/? I gambled on the Speed and failed.
>Have an insanely stacked team>Literally some of the strongest umas I've ever built>Lose to shit like this 3 times>2-3>No Group A>Winrate tankedWhy am I always getting this shit?
>>732959236I wish mods would do their fucking job, everyday there are like five different Uma Musume threads, they can't even keep their autism to ONE FUCKING THREAD
>>732959442I haven't seen a SINGLE front runner win wtf
>check one random dude>check his cards>dude has been playing since release>this is the best he could mustersometimes you really overestimate how bad the average person playing this is
>>732959446Take the wit
>>732959269No, answer the fucking question. It's not like this retarded game is not popular enough to have an active /vg/ thread. What purpose is there to posting "hidden" generals on /v/ like some sort of autist?
>>732959179Falkobros....
I was not expecting to make it to A, and I really wasn't expecting my random TT Groove to be outperforming my Falcon.
>>732959464Should've gone with the flow bwo
>732959570
>>732959494i am winning, but im thinking lots of these lobbies im in are filled with jobbers
Post em.Jobbed hard to some late starts but im very happy.
BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>732959123Falcon wants to solo front run to activate her unique at the last moment
I KEEP LOSING BY A FUCKING NOSE TO UMAS THAT ARE WORSE THAN MINE AND CAN'T EVEN GET INTO GROUP A. WHY CAN'T I BE LUCKY LIKE THESE NIGGERS?
>>732959607Kek'd, falcon is such a jobber this track its crazy
>>732959620There are very bad or very new trainers out there.
how the fuck was I getting better results on public rooms
>hidden obnoxious horse clash of clans thread
>>732959776>CWhy not just go to open league....
>3-2>3-2>3-2Fuck off
>>732959776indeedjust got a 1,2,3 with 3L til 4th on some poor sods
>>732959776Lucky bastard, I keep getting whales with 4 MLB cards including MLB fuku.
>>732959570Probably because this is a fucking video game thread where we talk about playing a video unlike the six other "what did she mean by this LUST PROVOKING IMAGE.PNG" thread that are currently up, yet guess which thread gets deleted by janny on a daily basis?
Oh no
>>732959771When the round fist started I was getting matched to a bunch of S+ umas and now it's all jobbers. Tomorrow just wait a bit. This round should be ez but it's still the sprintcasino
>Can't get a 5-0 to save my life
>>732959909Curren chan has the power of christ, you lost.
>8 front runner room>only my aces have groundworkIs this all the power casuals can muster?
Is winrate significant in SprintCasino? Because I got 50% with my strongest team since I started playing
Friendly reminder if anyone needs a club, der/v/ (A+) and /herse/ (A) have a spot to fill!!!
>>732959712oh wow i didnt even know and im running herholy shit im actually 4th rate
>>732960007If you have under 80% winrate give up your dreams of plat.
>4-1>1-4>3-2>1-4>A lot of second places First round and I already know im not getting into A finals
>>732960065I am literally just getting unlucky, my umas are strong
>>732960007Not this one since it's all about gambling. But id say around 70% right now is where id place a plat winner.
>>732960125Cope
>getting assblasted in round 1Yup, I'm a third-rate at sprint.
>>732960125Yeah that's 100% likely, if you are a lucklet sprintcasino is your kryptonite
>18-2>multiple triple podiumsI thought this was supposed to be the mickey mouse casino CM?
>>732960187the real casino is getting matched against a bunch of jobbers, barely any S umas let alone good ones
>>732959570/vg/ thread is full of attention whores, schizos and porn spammers. I wouldn't mind going there if it were moderated but clearly /vg/ is just a dumping ground so that schizos stay there and not here on /v/. I like the threads that happen here more. It wouldn't be an issue if these threads were left alone(people discussing a vidya... on the vidya board) but the mods keep deleting these threads while letting blatant rule breaking shit up all the time(bestiality, loli, blatant porn dumps, etc) so I don't blame people on insisting just to prove a point, that you can have a healthy thread that actually discusses vidya here, even if it's a stupid fucking game about horsegirls that run races
>>732960187Post falcon, mine isn't winning shit. (Though she has fucking 10 2nd places)
>>732959638Total disaster. I expected to see fewer statmaxxed S sprint S turf umas in round 1, only a few matches with total jobbers, but my team somehow lost to jobbers too... NOT looking good.
>>732960089>>732959827>>732959875>>732959940>>732959618I think I got this metroid shirt from gamestop. What do anons think?
>>732960187Holy shit it's Mr. Meta himself
>>732960261That's fuckin sick.
>>732960261Nice
>>732960261Looking good!
WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL USING NARITA TAISHIT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!
>>73296025350% or something so far
>>732960261>Reserve tank at 400>bar emptyOther than that, love it
>>732957091der/v/ still has a vacant, come join before you get locked out of monthly gibs!
got paid where can i bet on ebayan
>>732960256Surely playing right at the time that the gates open would lead to stronger opponents right? Casual players are less likely to hop right into the CM the second it opens I'd imagine.
>>732960256How do you job WITH curren
>>732960397KEK, I RAN INTO THEM 2. WHAT KIND OF POTENTIAL WERE THEY HOPING FOR??
>>732959638I'm fucked!
>>732960438No the first 30 minutes are always easy. The only time with worse opponents is the hour before the day ends.
>>732960438Yes, that's why you always do it at the beginning, for the strongest competition
>>732960261I got mario from there
>>732958442The sickest piece of official merch is the cup that looks like it came from an old school pizza parlor
>>732960401Huh, fast learner run? Wish I got tail held high on my build. Pretty good.
>lost to THISWitmaxxing was a fucking gaslight and you all fell for it
>First race was winning from the casinoI probably won't win plat but this was worth it.
>>732960253She's a powerlet and overstammed but I didn't want to spend more time doing runs. Bono also doesn't have great skills and I also didn't want to spend more time doing runs.
This is the least amount of effort i have ever put into a CM. I was hoping i would come out beaten and bloodied.
>>732960547Is it only one cup or does it come with a set? I would buy one
>>732959638It's over isn't it?
>>732960589>Three recoveries, one of them gold>Medium B and Long BBeautiful
>>732960581no, ran some extra racessenior year went utterly fucking terrible btwin a real world this run wouldve probably been S+
So what I've learned is fuck building Fronts unless you've got whale tier shit, they're too fragile and it's better to gamblemax on Lates?
>>732960657You can make a strong Curren still. She's the big bad bitch on this track. Like 5 days until finals
>Only matches i lost were to late startsWHEN WILL I BE FREE
Does Fast Learner stack on top of hints or is 40% the absolute maximum discount? And why are hints capped at 35% sometimes?
Who the FUCK trained these trainers?
>>732960732It stacks with hints, 40% with fast learner is cheaper than 40% without.
>>732960695>gamblemax on Latesmaybe on mile but i haven't seen a single late win except for this one >>732960589
>Saw debuffers>Check deck>WhaleAre these people serious
>all this hopeposting>day 1, hour 1the cycle repeats once again
>>732960605>>732960581>>732960602Where vidya merchandise?
>>732960662>the gold recovery is Iron WillI CAN'T
>>732960829It's expected to be easy as hell though
>>732960695You might need to train your irl wit. My Front team is performing splendidly. Do you have groundwork setup on all your aces?
>>732960845You're in a stealth umamusume thread, anon.
>>732960845I got a custom devil may cry embroidered hat somewhere
>>732960923Triple front? Post. Where are you getting your accels from.
>>732960605Is S sprint really more valuable for Curren?
>>732960845uh, here you go
>>732960845I will get this one one day, not really official, I don't think tanukis are official in any capacity period, but that's besides the point
Oh boy I can't wait to job during round 2 again lol
>>732960829>>732960863>>732960741>>732960823Iron will is op as hell!
>>732960845
Easy. All my wins are Falco so far, Curren isn't doing shit.
>>732959638>3-2, 2-3, 4-1, 3-2Better than expected, honestly; I put in less effort than usual this time but got roughly the same sort of results as I always doGuess this just proves I'll always be exactly as much of a jobber as always, whether I put effort in or not
>>732961108Opposite for me, my falcon decided to take the day off apparently. I have turf S and capped speed too idk what's wrong with her
>>732961108i am you
>>732961130No that just means you're getting stronger
>>732960643NTA, but I have the shirt and the cup. It's just one cup. It's also not dishwasher safe, and IMO, a bit low quality. You can get better plastic cups from Walmart for a buck. You are paying a big premium for a cheaply printed on image.
>>732961092DUDE, WHAT GUIDES DID THEY WATCH
>>732961209We shit that's dissapointing cuz I love pizza tower. I'll just make them myself then.
>>7329596382-35-04-12-3Could be better but looks... okay. If I'm feeling desperate I could try remaking Fuji
>>732960923See >>732959607, and the trend has continued. Even when I'm losing, which is now happening at the rate I expect, it's never Fronts winning the room, it's always a Pace/Late because everyone is running a Front and they're all killing themselves even if my Falcon has the lead going into the last corner amongst the fronts. Groove, Fuji, and Taiki are the ones I see winning rooms most often unless the other two teams didn't bring a Front
>Bad moodsThat shit really fucking hurts in sprint
For fronts if you don't have enough midrace you WILL lose to a pace or your own pace. You need to heavily invest in mid race skills or they are dead since they only have plancha to accelerate.
>>732961245>he thinks these people watch guides and don't just train based on vibes
taishit spotted
>>732959607Your falco needs D guts and at least 950 power
>>732961245Maybe they heard something about leftover stamina giving you boost but didn't know that it wasn't implemented yet nor that its only for long distance?
>>732961442Taishin is good though, very very hard to build but she can theoretically work
>>732961442>>732960510What were they thinking? unironically
Just found the thread, anything worthwhile happened?
>>732961021>>732961316triple front means pacers never get the chance to pop Plancha since you need first or second place for that and lates are too far back for position dependent skills. I mitigated a lot of the RNG by going all in. None of them were performing that well individually in test rooms but together they are really strong.
>>732961492ok but we said this on tracks where shes actually good and she never won fucking shit
Speaking of vidya merch I actually did just place an order for this because I love my wife Top Cun and I am a helicopter pilot.
>saw a sprint narita brianKek'd. I'm pretty surprised since the spring tenno sho is brutal, but it's cool. I guess it makes sense that her unique and skills would be pretty good.
>>732961108It is a bit mickey mousey. My umas in the 3 attempts so far sometimes punched way above their weight and sometimes lost vs very shitty A's (as in no +). However, my Umas are phoned in for this CM, so it's funny when they win or lose either way.Trends observed so far:>My Pace Bakushin is doing way better than expected. >Not seeing any particular uma stand out for winning, ignoring just being built well>Fronts much more rare than expected
>>732961516>What were they thinking? unironically>145cm>roughly [REDACTED]kgImagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
>>732961540Good shit, winrate?
Round 2 is 100% going to be a luck check.
yeah bakushin kinda goes off like a rocket on the homestraight
>>732961670>My Pace Bakushin is doing way better than expectedSame here, bakusexo is super strong this time around.
>>732961692>winrate?>>732960630I already learned a lot about team comps and how that effects the race this CM.
Was falcon a gaslight?
>>732961561Those look cool, how sturdy are they? I've seen the other stuff from that site and I'll probably buy something
Dude, Curren is CARRYING MY ASS, I am so thankful for her cuteness
>>732961770You did remember to train luck, right anon?
Im surprised that the few sprint fines ive encountered are actually pretty strong.
>>732961948You can't train luck...
>>732961926no she can definitely win
Round round uma bros?????
That round 1 was pathetically easy, easiest of the 9 CMs we've had so far.How about some rooms?
Very wise words
>>732962037
>>732959638>3-2>2-3>2-3>4-1I think I'm just extremely bad at raising paces.
>>732961935I'll post about it when it arrives if you want but they post videos of making the stuff and it seems pretty well stitched.
shitty fucking garbage mickey mouse cup
>>732962156Holy BASED
>>732962104Inu would not say this.
>>732957091subtle baby eating merch
>>732962156Chad team comp.
>>732961945You're welcome, onii-chan~
How do I remake my falcon to compete with the whore.
>>732962156>Sprint tamaWhat, late or end
I will not be queueing
>>732961863>ryan>reading yurithe ultimate tourist scribble
>>732962369Late, Taishin is taking End. I didn't want to overlap too much.
>>732960397>>732961442>>732961492>>732961552So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame RNG, we can blame witchecks, we can praise Curren's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, POTENTIAL you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Taishin and the POTENTIAL, but MASSIVE rainbows are desperately needed in the summer. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next CM, or our chances in winning queen of /v/ma, for that matter. Not running like this.What do you think, /ntug/? Is GUTS the problem? Are we #TaishIN or #TaishOUT?Some links to ease the painhttp://hiro.asks.jp/https://jlingz.comhttps://x.com/hirox246https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
>>732962478KEK.
>>732962469Holy fucking golds.
My fatty keeps winstealing from Urara. How do I stop her?
>>732962478taischizo bros........
not proud that it took me a second career playthrough to catch something this obvious
>>732962469Actually hilarious build. Fucking kino i hope she wins you plat.
>so many first rate trainers itt and in my club struggling>memewhile my strategy worked out and i`ve been coasting to victory with low effortThank you Queen Seiun!
>>732962564Bench her for finals so Urara can take the glory, of course
>>732961670My runners are also phoned in, I put less than 5 attempts into each. Very happy with the effort to result ratio so far. Also Curren finally got a win!
>>732962630>strugglingReally? I mostly see people celebrating about how easy it's been.
>>732962240Its a painting made by a horse
>doing fan run>get both Head-On from Maya and Groundwork from Falco from outside of the deckWhat are the odds of that and why can it never happen when it matters.
>>732962717Make it a parent run now
https://x.com/satonodiamondAR/status/2022423566415991187
Sorry....your plat? I ate it....
So... what now?
Almost a Digitan sweep
>>732962812Now we enjoy the day and bask in victory
>>732962851>SprintDIGIGOATHoly based, post her.
>>732962812What the hell do I do for the next CM anyways? I have no idea where to start since I finally have to leave my comfort zone for dirt.
>>732962761Going to make me cry.
>>732962564Never mind, I guess she just needed to want it more.
>>732962812We wait for round 2 where we go from hope to cope, like every CM
Boring5-0, 5-0, none of this entertains me.Bring me stronger RIVALS.
>>732962812Start working on your Pisces aces of course.You HAVE already finished you Aquarius training, right Anon?
Which one could do it?
>>732962992Thats in MANT though....
>>732962478Pity the non-/sp/fags that won't get these. This is hilarious
>>732963003Right one
>>732962923Hints shook out to make her a pace instead of late.
What the fuck is wrong with people bringing onige to rooms? It does nothing and I won anyway, are they stupid?
unironically wear this all the time, outside of some random TSA guy at the airport no one has picked up on it
It really feels like I'm the only third-rate here this time.
>>732963148Holy, actually subtle.
>>732963152Winrate status?
9/15JOBFalcon keeps losing to A+ umas, shan't be caring more about this CM i just hope to get plat
>>732963152>2-3>0-5>1-4Nuhuh, I'm still better at being trash
>>732963141Humiliation ritual
>>732963117>Digital doesn't have a natural A EndWell, it's good to know that before the next CM. I have no idea what to do with her.
Is this actually the easiest CM ever or are we just a bunch of lucky faggots.
>>732962604
Shall I make some fun rooms?
>>732963141My strongest ace is Suzuka, actually. I did only spend like 7 runs on this CM total, but still, shes the only thing i have
>>732963298easiest was taurus, but this one had pretty easy ace building
>>732963298There's a lot of third rate trainers. This Bakushin actually won btw
>>732963270Building her for the next CM should be easy, just do all the usual late gambler stuff+her natural Lead the Charge.Long is the only distance I've really struggled to use her at all.
If I've got nothing better to do then go into the Ryan mines for Aquarius, what skills do I want to try and get on them? Tail Held High, Uma Stan, and Straightaway Spurt?
>No dobers postedCome on, I've seen at least 4 toreinas with dober in rooms. Post dobah sexo
>Who are you?>I'm you, but stronger
Am I screwed if I wasted the free gold crystal instead of saving it for Ayave?
>>732963583Yes. Why would you do that?
>>732963583not really, you just need to pray for luck or waste money
>>732963482>Tail Held High, Uma Stan, and Straightaway SpurtYes. Slipstream is good too and some greens if you want to plan ahead for specific CMs.
>>732963475I honestly have no idea what's good next CM, I haven't even started yet. My current lineup is Urara, Oguri, El Condor Paizuri, Digital and Vodka and the best three of those five will move on.
>>732963482The only good end closer is NY Urara apparently
Day 1 is so boring like yeah, we all know we are making it to A. Bring me stronger battles.
>>732963486No Dober. Only Curren. All you need is Curren
>>732963685>VodkaG dirt
>>732963583You're fine.
>>732957376I don't even know what this is for but that looks sick
>1-4>2-3>5-0You guys weren't kidding when you called this a sprint casino.
>>732963776I know but I took requests for my team so I owe it to her to at least try to hit A Dirt.
OH MY GODThis poor baby ;___;Do you guys think he clicked Graded by mistake? I feel so bad right now
>>732963795Its air shakur's hoodie. Ikr? Looks pretty dope.
>>732963816PURE GAMBLA
>>732963583>>732963583I DID NOT save my crystalsI DID NOT reroll for MLB KitaI SKIPPED multiple events and shardsI PULL the second I get enough for a ten pull (and sometimes even a singles) and mostly on traineesI place SILVER in every CM and LIKE IT
>>732963859Kill him, no mercy.
>>732963859Do these umas even have A sprint?
>>732963816>Paizuri>Paizuri>Pitzuri...pervert...
This shit is so stupid RNG. I can't even be mad at my 3 losses.
This was so easy... man I expected the whales to be stronger.
>>732963934Kekd, where cam i buy this?
>He isn't building a tail held high and uma stan lineage right now
Jeepers? Is that even a slang?
>>732964191YEPPERS.
>>732964191>Maruzen is a scooby doo appreciatorHow come she keeps getting better?
2-33-21-4 after a trying another teamez 5-0 after another team changeYep, I'm already feeling that plat coming.
>>732964148Every fucking CM we get cocky because we win against umas like >>732963859 and >>732960741 and then on round 2 you start seeing the coping posts because we play against people that know what they're doing. Wait for round 2 to truly see if you are hopeful or not. And even then on finals you can lose against >>732960589 so it barely even matters
My Falco isn't even that good but she keeps walking into 1st place effortlessly, there aren't many fronts so far
>Triple late start!
>>732964324Yeah this CM is so gamble heavy you should never have your guard down
>>732963910This but gold instead, I'm the very definiton of 2nd rate and I like it, have some machina 2nd rate bro
>>732964039/v/ma really is a paizuri board
>>732964191>"Jeepers" is an American slang interjection from the 1920s-30s used to express surprise, alarm, or amazement>1920s-1930sH-how old is that high schooler? This isn't even 80's nostalgia, this is roaring 20's shit
I've seen few Currens so far and none of them won
>>732964324I'm running this CM with no expectations so every win makes me happy.
>>732964324Tiny baby stupid hand.
When keiba
>>732964552That's not even the worst of it, see those ear covers? Well this is what they are hidingFat, stubby sausage ears
>>732964516Maru is ageless. She simply has taken on the platonic form of hag with a youthful heart so she can use whatever slang she wishes for the edification of us hag lovers.
Pace down mode is literally the dumbest shit ever. It's a death sentence if it ever happens.
>Friday>Got into grade AI think this calls for a celebratory pizza
>>732957091I got filtered.Got a 80% WR for round 1 though
>>732964657Damn that's some max level haggery.
>>732964714Show your Suzuka, is it oonige?
>>732964714Same with the winrate, congrats on the big win. Shits easy as hell atm, lets hope round 2 is way stronger.
>>732964657I want her to take me out in her sportscar in the middle of the night while draving on a lonely road listening to Kavinsky
>>732964714>SuzukaB A S E D if runaway
>>732964690Dropping hot, melted, greasy cheese on her fat tits must be extremely painful
>>732964657I HATE IT
>>732964690You are no longer queen and I'm on a diet, GET FUCKED
Just put the plat in the bag bro.
>>732964039pitzuri isn't my thing, but you're absolutely right on the other two.
>>732964871Are there even Sakura fish threads anymore? 4am threads are a bannable offence. The world gets worse and worse...
>>732964972Sakura fish has been banned for a couple of years now...
Perfectly balanced. My whole team is my ace.
>>732964972Lol no they're not posted anymore. I guess they were posted until we liked them
>>732964965I'm either getting her or Digital with the Selector, rate them on a funny scale and on a strong (meta) scale
>>732957091Looks like some indie band merch or something. I'd wear it unironically
>>732964657Chiyono I wish to have sexual intercourse with your dad
>>732964752>>732964829No runaway for this track. Oonige is bad
>>732964586There's a race tomorrow.
>>732964529Currenbros... our response? >>732963061That's what I thought, reliable accel with Mummy and higher power, speed star for overtaking into ult. Maybe you wanted to gaslight me though...
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /v/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Curren (yes, THE Curren Chan from Umastagram) getting crowned as the Q/v/een of /v/ma! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming /v/ stakes when Curren walks into the spotlight!
>the one with no S Turf or Sprint is carrying
>>732965076here's your artist bro
>>732965076Its a horse drawing
Nice!
>>732965108Oh yeah, I know runaway is dogshit here. That's why I was wondering if someone somehow managed to make her work
>>732965186Post her
>>732965213We're getting some valentine Suzukino from the GOAT tomorrow...
>>732963486
>>732965247all three for comparison
>There are anons that haven't qualified to A with 70+% winrates.
>>732965281>Princess>DoberM-my knees...
>>732965162The whore ain't beating my falco
>>732965065NY Opera is still an S tier parent in JP, Digital is not. Funny is subjective, but I do find Opera hilarious and also nice in that their story isn't the generic "am I good enuff uwu" bullshit
Next q/v/een will be Oguri btw
Mummy is such a dogshit accel it's sad we don't have anything much better right now
Did Wonder Acute reveal his artistic tendencies after the uma was released?Its the only explanation I can find to her not having the cap
>>732965330I'm running an End.
>>732965313Anyone running Fuji is based in me book
>>732965339>Professor of Curvature activates right before the late-race>Dober's Ult triggers>It's On Triggers>No Stopping Me TriggersShe wins by a few lengths when the gamble pays off. I got a pretty good clip of it, she killed 5 S umas in one room.
>>732965189>>732965205That's sick I'd wear it even harder now
Is he the greatest villain in modern history?
>>732965162someone post the original one
Having fun anon? Isnt there something you're forgetting though....
>>732965490Okay but what if I told you that horse is also an anime girl and she looks like this?What then?
>>732965591My nap? Don't mind if I do!
>>732965591You have no power here!
>>732965647No one likes violent grannies
>>732965591
Repostan since the previous thread got deletedCooked up a decent 9 star groundwork Seiun867646879588
>>732965591GO AWAY I ALREADY FARMED 41M FANS
>>732959878>where we talk about playing a videoYeah so why is your OP always unrelated? I enter these threads to talk about the OP post topic and then see nothing but furrfags yuffing. I know you get off on yuffing in public so can you stop that
>>732965591My club is dead bro, there's no point in grinding for a D shitter club
>>732965591I'm racing, bitch
>>732965189>>732965205Wonder Acute being a painter is even funnier when you realize that horses have vision similar to red-green colorblindness.
>>732965052Nice team you have there. Do them proud in round 2 because I sure won't.
MAKE A FUN ROOM NOW
>>732965591I will never be danchou's slave!
>>732965780Join /herse/ my friend, they're on the verge of A
>>732965330As far as I can remember, the last time I had a 70%+ winrate was fucking Cancer cupIf that's what it takes to be a first-rate trainer then I will NEVER become one
>>732965765Continue reading the rest of the sentence ESL-kun
>>732965850Sprinter death march?
>>732965858FUCKING SLAVES GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
>>732965880You are first rate you just haven't unlocked your potential wait until your inspiration event.
>>732965907I'd love one, I missed the last death march
ARIMA KINO FUN RUNENTER WITH YOUR BEST SPRINTER170762851707628517076285
>>732965962FUCK YOU
>>732966126Oh boy.
>>732966126>Arima Kinen humiliation ritual
>>732966267When are we getting the Sprinters Stakes Humiliation Ritual?
>>732966126>look inside>S across the boardChrist
>>732966349How would that even work you can't gas out there.
>>732966352This is probably the worst shirt you can ever wear
>>732966170nah fuck you leatherman
>>732965850Let's see if we can get some of those sprinters to run out of gas.32011351320113513201135116 spots, bring one, soft, snow, awful mood, winter, Sprinter Stakes track.
>>732957091Something like this?
>60% winrate
>Already forgottenWhat went wrong?
>>732966401Just bring your girls with G/F Sprint and watch them get bodied by mobs as usual, don't need to gas out. Also tired of seeing Arima Kinen humiliation in careers and there's more to come
I DON'T WANT TO
>>732966497>55% winrate
>>732966482i'd probably wear it to a concert but not really as a daily wear
>>732966509It's not a humiliation ritual when none of the runners are suited for it.
>>732966267Many such cases!
>>732966126Post results i missed it.
>>732966126I feel dirty for running King here even though she was one of my sprinters... I should have put in Urara or something
>>732966671Don't post results
>>732966126Holy fucking KINGU.
>>732966126A FIRST RATE VICTORY BY OUR FIRST RATE UMAMUSUME!
>>732966840>C and B longCHEATERS
>>732966873Fair and square currencel.
>>73296647910/16Starting in 5 minutes if it stays at 10.
Are we finally ready to admit it?LONG = KINOSPRINT = SLOP
>>732967043Shoo, away teioposter.
>>732966970>15/16>Full by the time I pick my umaAIEEEEEE
>>732967112Lol same, I was thinking about it and when i was like eh why not. Fucking full.
>That fucking Gold ShipLMAOOO
pretty slow thread for a cm day onefebruary truly is a dead month
>>732966479Nobody really died, it was just a normal sprint but on a different track. Fuji wins in convincing fashion.
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>732967278Anon look at the Op this is some fucking cursed witcheck.
>>732967257
>>732966407Anon I...
>>732967278Man give me a break I only found it 350 posts in lol
>>732967278It's the laziest month in uma's history thanks to queen Seiun. The player count went back to normal the minute the CM started
>>732966479Nice race!
>>732967257That Gold Ship earned me a plat she deserves to have some fun too!
>>732967278The wit check filtered the shit out of me for like an hour
>>732967405Erm....currencels?
>>732967310
>>732967405your haru is so good. I love watching her suddenly accel out of nowhere to take first place
Kids can't hide their otaku power level. Skill issue.
>wedding groove super went off once out of five rounds>the one time it did she just did okis she supposed to be a late surger or smth>max out her speed retardyeah well I checked my opponents and they didn't have capped speed either
>>732967310Damn that's actually a pretty good fuji, i thought she had a couple of humiliating longs?
>>732967464Errrrrrrrm Falconsisters???
>>732967634>Deflecting
>>732967629>i thought she had a couple of humiliating longs?She only has one and you don't need to win it, she just has to run in the Arima Kinen like Urara. You can completely skip the triple crown by selecting the Mile tour after the Satsuki Sho, making her career a breeze
>>732967561You need more mid-race skills. It wont activate if she's in the back of the pack. You need to get into at least 5th, so more stuff like sprint corners, tail held high, it's on and so on. Sprinting gear, meticulous measures, straightaways, the works. Most of the stuff on your build is late race. Curvature is your own mid-race skill, but sometimes it activates pretty late as well which wont help you get your unique offt. also running wedding groove and get it off consistently
>>732967629>a coupleThere's one forced Arima. You only have to run Kikuka as well if you pick the crown tour instead of the mile tour like a retard.
