Marriage, old age and lots of little blue children.
Nigger go to bed goddamn
Blue board.
>>732963829It's 5:30PM
>>732963701>lots of little blue children.She'd abort all of them but one. Long lived races can't afford to have more than a single child with a mate.
>>732963701>lots of little blue childrenThey can't be mine because we both have cocks.
>>732963829Batarian hands typed this.
And let the shitposting begin!
The bluer the berryThe sweeter the juice
>>732963701>Marriage, old age and lots of little green children.Fixed
BIGBLUEBOOTY
>immediately makes a new thread as the other one is on its death throes Liaracuck shoving his waifu harder that she was shoved in the game
>immediately arrives in a thread he doesn't like to shitpost a fictional characterThere's a reason I'm calling you a Tali fag
Play Mass EffectPlay SheplooPlay ParagonPlay BioticStay BlueStay True
I'd trade in control and synthesis for a "delay" ending where the reapers fuck off for a thousand years to wait out shepherd and his impact on the galaxy. The Galaxy will fall back into infighting and be easy to harvest once again. ... Right?
God no, you should be creating more pro-Human racists.
Never ask a space racist the color of his wife
Vigil is playing during this sceneVigil plays again when she comes to Shepards cabin
>>732964816My space racism hates humanoids of different colors despite liking humans but still wanting a Hanar GFUncanny valley perception maybe?
>>732964924>Hanar GFThis one has a peculiar quirk
>>732965084Okay parasite
>>732965168You know what? I think your GF is a big stupid jellyfish
Average human supremacist wedding
Not a talifag, those are slightly less pathetic than liaracucks
>>732964712Don't expect to discuss plot in a waifufag thread, just shitpost
>>732965447thats a nice little figurewaterbender liara?
>>732964712gwyn would love you
>>732965624Anyone can discuss anything they wantYou're trolling outside /b/
>>732963701I'd rather have kids with my coal burner wife instead.
>>732965720Report me then, niggerfaggot
>>732965814
>>732965934kaiden looks like fag, hah
>>732965287Better a jellyfish than a parasite
>>732965638Just showcasing a little biotic supremacy
>You make it all sound so dangerous>I'll protect you
>No bugwife optionHack devs
I always feel deeply vindicated for blueberry wife when I see the ridiculous trash that some of these "people" will post about, wanting to have sex with snakes/dogs/rats/bugs/fish/birds/anything you can imagine, rather than the wholesome and classic, golden age style alien girl.I love being basic. It makes things so easy.
>>732966504>t.
Sneed.
>I might do more than catch you
>>732965703Basically that if the readiness is flawed. But having very high galactic readiness means it fucks over the reapers due to the alliances shepherd made standing the test of time and the galaxy being committed to ending the reapers even after shepherd dies, and with the knowledge of how to counter them from the invasion to work from to make biotice that counters their indoctrination and tech that destroys their vessels.Fuck wait this is me thinking about the way Babylon 5 ended in season 4 in a way. The antagonist trying to defeat the hero by timing out their life and waiting for civilization to become complacent again only to be slain by their legacy forging a civilization that spent the time preparing for their return.
>>732963701i can't think of anything more cucked than devoting your whole life to an asari and "having children" with her. completely one-sided transaction in every way imaginable.
>>732961556Didnt get a chance to reply last thread.Interesting. Me1 is that one I want to play the most though, are there any difficulty mods of note?
Why isnt femshep respected?
Liara's blueberries...
There have been daily Mass Effect threads for like 2 weeks nowWhat's going on?
>>732971001theres always mass effect threads
There's enough room in the galaxy for humans and batarians.We can coexist.
>>732971147show me a batarian female and then i will come to a conclusion
Daily reminder that Asari mess with the brains of other species to change how they perceived, based on each species beauty standards.
>>732974668no they don't
>>732974668Daily reminder that this is easily disproven by literally any photo of an asari
penis (blue, large)
why does that blue bitch draw on her eyebrows like a puerto rican from 1993?
>>732963701>Marriage, old age and lots of little blue children.With Samara!
>>732974823All her children become asari vampires though
>>732975094Pretty sure that only happens to her if she has kids with another asari
>>732974695>>732974751"Reality" is simply each of our brains' own personal interpretations of our senses. A dog sees reality different from a human, a schizo sees reality different from a neurotypical, etc. This applies to photographs as well.
>>732974823basedif you're going to betray humanity, do it for a blue milf and suck those milkers until Alzheimer's takes you.Also, shes nearing the end of her life and doesn't have to live like 900 years without you like Liara will.What could be hotter than the embarrassment of a pregnant Matriarch getting judgmental looks in public because they know she loves BHC?>>732975094She was fucking Asari, another reason she needs human willy
>>732974668>Those vids on the xnet are all a lie maannnnnn>Asari are parasitic mind controllers mannnnn>They aren't actually sexy mannnn>You can't trust the evidence man, (((they))) are faking all of it mannnnn
>>732970998OH MY GOOODDDD
>>732975287if we know that dogs see differently from humans then we would know if all the different species see asari differently
>>732975287The sign in front of Chora's Den is mind control maannnnnnThe sign morphs depending on who is looking at it maannnnnnIt's Asari parasite mind control technology mannnnn, (((they))) control the Citadel and everyone is being paid off mannnnn
>>732975325>>732975550>>732975941>Yes, good boyim! We are all sexually arousing females that appeal to your reproductive instincts! Pollinate us with your genetic sequences!!
>>732976127>not Mass Effect>not an argument>"three drunk guys" shitpost gets instantly BTFO by just going outside Chora's Den>it's been 18 yearsMakes you wonder....what's REALLY going on here?
>>732976238Human femcels seething that they aren't the only pussy around now that human-but-blue pussy is readily available
>>732976443I cannot imagine how many femcels in the ME galaxy must shitpost the Asari online, while dogging on human men for being rapists and only wanting one thing (blue pussy), and openly "preferring to date Turian men" in protest LMFAO
>>732976720turian men are kinda hot
>>732976759Sad cope
>>732976786is it a crime to want to fuck a weird alien man now
>>732976720
>>732976238>>732976443>>732976720Very good, boyim! Reject lowly human women and children! Race mix with Asari and produce more superior Asari children instead!!
honestly the mass effect universe would be better if there were no male aliens
>>732963701I'd rather have a wife who knows how to make chile relleno
Reminder: Shepard WANTS a lot of little blue children and it is her duty to provide them to him
>>732976969>ashley being tradwife and making you dinnerlol lmaoSounds like you want Beef McLargeHuge instead
>>732976879What do straight women and gay men see asari as?What if someone is bisexual, or asexual?What about all the non-humanoid races that look nothing like asari?What happens when two races write down a detailed description of what an asari looks like?If I make a drawing or a sculpture of an asari, is everyone's perception of my art altered? If so, how does the asari mind control "know", like what if I actually was drawing what I think a turian sees asari as? What if it's extremely abstract or stylized and that derives from a race-specific perception?
>>732976969She's cute, I like her nose. if you're a legit human supremacist schizo she's the only real choice outside Jack for giving Shepard human kidsShe just has an annoying personality and no powers, so I can't possibly deny Liaras place by my side for her extremely boring and eye rolling conversations and lack of biotics
>>732963701>Haven't replayed the trilogy in a long time>Started replaying it>Remember how much I love this seriesI fucking hate you bioware
>>732977135ash's problem is she responds how a human being would to shit like, your boyfriend being dead for 2 years and then showing up alive and working for the terrorist org you both were blowing upLiara, Tali, Miranda, etc. in comparison are all yes women who just tell Shepard( and the virginal player) what they want to hear
This is a Tali board.
>>732977120How would you explain colors to a person who was born blind?
>>732963701Asari niggers are the literal and spiritual equivalent of nigger cuckolds. And asari as a race are literally jew equivalents and 2/3rd of the reason bad shit happens to Shepard regarding the reapers in the series.
>>732977503She doesn't and she also basically reacts like a brainwashed retard or an american liberal equivalent even if you actually try to explain shit the first time you meet her. Kaiden and her literally react the same way with a woman moment rather than to even try talking.
>>732977735Answer the questions
>>732977503ashley in 1 is a good characterashley in 2 and 3 is retarded
Legendary Edition is garbageThat is all.
>>732976238Humans are narcissists who think human woman as a shape would be universally attractive, you see this with pulp scifi where the monster wants OUR women as well.
>>732978171Pregnancy is disgusting and brood parasitism coded, why can't they lay eggs like everyone else. Mammaloid clades are so fucking disgusting.
>>732977680There's a guy who spams Miranda (yikes) and a guy who spams Liara, don't really know why.
>>732977503That's not Ash's problem at all, that's just the Virmire survivor problemAsh's problem was literally that she's human supremacist, closed-minded about the aliens on an Alliance vessel. You can say she's just being human, you can even say that she has a very good point to make about intergalactic relations. But most humans do not act like her and the players perspective is intentionally pointed against hers. Specifically compared to Alenko. Udina is the only other main character with a similar supremacist attitude. Inside the context of what the Normandy is, being a closed-minded dick about alien assistance is literally just friction for frictions sake.Calling everyone virgins if they don't choose the mutt girl who can/should easily be left on Virmire to die fighting the Geth is just pathetic cope. I'm trying to give you a chance here though, so I won't dig any deeper on that. I like Ashley overall.tldr; Ash is fine, so just post Ash
>>732978449Some people made their whole identity gawking over mid bitches from a mid sci-fi game
>>732978764betta confirmed
>>732977105After having replayed the series once the remasters came out, he's kinda endearing ngl. Lots of little brother vibes
>>732978449Imagine not understanding why people post space babes on /v/ - Video Games
>human woman as a shape would be universally attractive
Some little Quarian girls three fingered paws are getting active on their mobile terminalOpen your exhaust port and fuck a Batarians dick with space AIDS on the tip ya damn suit rat!
>>732963701You can't have children with an asari. They reproduce through parthenogenesis so the child is genetically 100% asari. You'd just be a cuck raising an alien's clone.
If Asari don't carry father genetic traits, than how could Liara be part Krogan?Checkmate alienist
>>732963927She's the Shadow Broker. She can fucking afford it.
>>732979606>t. Matriarch Aethyta
>>732979606>Displays next to no krogan traits >Part krogan
>Marriage, old age, and lots of little blue children
>>732979703Go back to rimming wrex Jim Sterling
>>732979606My guess is that the non asari part shows subtly; like a krogan asari is more bold and agressive, and maybe a bit bigger, and things like that. Ingame they all look the same because of engine stuff.
>>732979862So it's lame got it
>>732975287Damn I wish my brain interpreted my bank account as that of a billionaire so I don't have to work.
gonna play some more ME1 tonight I think
>>732978057so what you're saying is she behaves like a flawed person and not a caricature like Liara, thank you for agreeing>>732978494>Ash's problem was literally that she's human supremacist, closed-minded about the aliens on an Alliance vessel. this is the definitive, absolute retard Mass Effect take going back to November 07.You talk to Wrex, Tali, Miranda, even Garrus and they'll justify their jingoism and general racism through a lens of self preservation. Ashley points out that jingoism, how the Keepers are considered animals while the Hanar and Elcor get offices, and gets called a nazi even though she goes on to protect the council with her life.
Tali board.
These threads are bait for futafags, and I'm tired of the gays pretending otherwise.
Blue board
mod Mass Effect
>>732983969I mean, you literally have to. You have to mod the OG game to fix the PC port out of the box issues, and you have to mod LE because it's a compromised demaster made by jeets.
>>732964232>"Why are you green?"
I literally didn't attack her. It was all Liara. Kaidan went down instantly, and I was in Stasis.Singularity, Pull, killed her with a few shots on the ground with harpoon rounds.Holy fuck.
>>732963701Are Asari a low-key corruption fetish? I mean, you're rejecting humanity with zero chance of having a human child. Is the blussy just that good?
>>732985494Take your complaint up with Shepard, he's the one that says it.
>>732974823>With Morinth!ftfy
lol
The greatest blueberry image of all time
>>732988085>>732988445>>732989059Every night
>>732976720someone needs to mod forum posts like this you can read on terminals ala deus ex into this game kek
>>732989356The blue berry seethe modI can see it now, a named website that crops up in different places next to female NPC's on data pads, Quarian women seething that Asari are mind controlling all men, Human women seething that they all secretly have penises, Turian women seething that their husbands want them to paint their faces with Asari face markings....
>used to think Mass Effect was the goat when I was a teen>go back and watch any 90s to early 00s sci-fi show>they all mog it
>>732989626Name one
still waiting...
I've never seen any game or show with a blue berry like her
>>732965960>implying
>So....you just killed your own mother before I could get to her>Wanna have sex?
>>732963701
>>732990914She cuteYou mad
>small team>less than 100 people working on it>last chance for BiowareWill it be good?
>>732991007ass too small
>>732991094bruh
still my favorite planet
>>732991064Maybe.
>>732991064>grizzled Shepard returnsI'm buying day one>only Liara returnsI'll buy on sale
>>732991064I hope.
>>732963701You blue balled idiots know she can live for a thousand years, right? She'll move on and get a new mate to live with. Human options are the best choice. Preferably a human female that can still give birth, so Shepard's genetics can move on, but stay in the human side of things.
>>732971001Newfag detected. There's been non stop mass effect threads for a couple years now. Thing is, as much as people want to shit on the trilogy, there's something comely about the whole universe. Like old star trek shows. Just gets you in that familiar comfy feeling.
>LE screenshots Sure is newfag in here
>>732978449And the Jack Chad
>>732983361>How do we circumvent our horrible western manface syndrome>I know, clad her with sexy latex and a helmet!And it absolutely worked.
>>732993570a thousand impregnations
>>732985127OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T JUST ASK WHY SOMEONE IS GREEN
>>732991064What story is even left to tell
>>732989690Star Trek: Deep Space 9Babylon 5 (free on YouTube right now)FarscapeStargateRed DwarfFirefly
>>732993886And the books at the time push the boundaries so far it staggers the mindCharles Stross’s singularity sky is fuckin nuts and Accelerando is so fucking based beyond belief with how it handles a dyson swarm setting
Mass Effect is such a fun sci-fi game to bullyLike it is a shitty trope reconstruction galaxy that people only like because they got to nice guy their way through the daddy issues of their squad mates in space New Jersey
>>732993886Oh yeahBattlestar Galactica, which the quarian-geth conflict was like a shitty watered down version ofThey even stole having a stupid and jarring ending from battle star galactica
>>732963701>Marriagewhy ? you basically get 0 human children with your dna, denying humanity of more children makes you a race traitor.they are hot though, so just pump and dump stupid. what is she gona do ? call the EU space court ? hopefully by then the EU is destroyed.
>>732989245>>732989059>>732988445>>732988085THATS IT IM TOUCHING MYSELF
>>732994043>Race traitorMy genes are all that matterIf there is an eldritch ooze hive monster who infused my genetics to make thousands of drones and workers with limbs and eyes and body parts of my genetics I will fuck it and spread my seed. My body horror spawnlets will swarm the stars.Asari just are lacking like if I’m betraying humanity it better be like with something humans can’t offer. Asari just laid in that department. Biotic? There’s human women with them. Age? Well I’ll be dead within a century either way. So yeah if you want to go xenophile you may as well go full freak with it, the human purists will seek to murder you regardless.
>>732963701They're not actually my kids genetically though. And what if I did have children with an Asari? What if my Asari daughter trips and accidentally grabs my arm for support near me and BAM now she's pregnant. What the fuck am I gonna tell my coworkers?
>>732994043>>732994417Argue with Commander Shepard
>>732993886>Babylon 5 (free on YouTube right now)Can you hit a brother up? Found one vid on YT but not sure it's the same you're thinking of
>>732992934Where's the explosion (Ashley)?
>>732994620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y235YEQstLoFarscape is also free on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkI-fNyLa0pLJCp-jY4JnarWBr2WZZo4m
>>732994558Deep and hard.
>>732978494>Ashley: has a pragmatic view of how humans are viewed by the other alien races that is constantly proven right throughout the trilogy>retards: "errrrm, she's an insane racist"I swear 2 God most people don't even actually play these games before talking about them.
>>732995248Ashley is SHIT.
>>732995248She's actually insulting and dismissive of aliens.Just because she's right that every group has in-group preference doesn't mean she's correct about her assumptions and misgivings. Her grandpa hated the Turians and she doesn't trust them, meanwhile Garrus is the most beloved squadmate.You don't have to be very smart to figure out that she has egg on her face, especially if she dies on Virmire fighting to protect the lives of aliens.
>>732995296I don't even particularly like her but at least dislike her for real reasons instead of acting like a historic woman yourself
>>732995354>Her grandpa hated the Turians and she doesn't trust themNeither do half the other human characters in the goddamn game. Considering two generations ago they nearly wiped humanity out in a massive war its not exactly an absurd position.
What's the most fun class, that's consistently fun through all games(I did not enjoy Sentinel in me2 compared to 1)
>>732975941I'd like it if asari head tails were wilder and had more shape variety to them like this sign would imply.
>>732995514You literally don't get Mass Effect.
>>732995354>You don't have to be very smart to figure out that she has egg on her face, especially if she dies on Virmire fighting to protect the lives of aliens.That's why I always have Ash survive Virmire, it's more satisfying if she has to carry on as a character denied her "obvious" redeeming sacrifice both as a racist and with the soiled Williams name. She has to make her own path.
>>732995938I just can't let my Sentinel best boy Kaidan die just cause some Alliance foid was able to join the Normandy through sheer luck
>marry an asari matriarch>she only has 100 years left to live>10 daughters>small farm on ThessiaIt is a good life....
>>732995834I think they are extremely aesthetically pleasing and I want to rub my fingers through them.I know for a fact that they wiggle and curl and stretch when she cums
>>732996523>marrying an Asari AFTER her maiden phaseAnon.....
You know if you were to spend as much time playing your space VN with barely any sleep or breaks instead of doing it all just to post about her here you'd have been able to finish another run of the trilogy two times over in the last couple days.
>>732996751>playan Mass Effect and taking my time>postan blue berry and taking my timeIt's a simple life
Demonkitty99 is a disgusting quarianfag sadly
>>732996523Cuck life
>>732996507Seconded
>>732965447I prefer his 3d Miranda
Alright, I'll reinstall. Vanguard is the only class I've never played on Insanity. How painful is it?
>>732997217I too gave my femshep DSLs
>femshepTRANNY.
>>732989868Why does Asari skin have the same texture as a basketball?
>>732963829LiaraCHAD won
>>732990914SOMEBODY STOP ME
R8 the fits
>>732997714Liara should be naked at all times to boost morales
>>732997740this is mass effect anon not spider man
gulp
SR1 > SR3 > SR2
>>732997714those are mods, aren`t they
>>732998098Sure are
>>732991064the less than 100 is promising if they are experienced devs and less management, and if the guy in charge has a clear vision.
>>732997740Why was Liara the only one to get a nude midel?
>>732998360how did they get away with it
>>732998595canon romance>>732998624model is a work of art to this day
>>732998305Why is he so hot
>>732998595Writers pet
>>732998624Bros...
>>732999067Alenko was always dashinghttps://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/1213
>>732999116Sneed
>>732999254At least you're not a yuricuck
>>732999329yurichads literally run the world
BigBlueBooty
>>732999476I'm crawling up it
>>732999467Just cut off your dick, you unfathomable retard
>>732999467Don't forget futachads. Also, Rigid3D's cooking.>>733000054No, I don't think I will.
>>733001145Absolute horse titfucks
>>732998584The clear vision is to make a side-sequel to Andromeda, set 5 years after ME:A in the Milky Way, and with the intention of bringing the Angara over in the game.
>>732993820That's pretty much my take.
>>732999168Built for inseminating femshep repeatedly
>>732975941The hell's a "chora" anyway?
It begins
>>733001145>femshep>cookingNot even if cannibalism
>>733002908>controller
>>733002487>It beginsRemember the good old days when one could stack explosive ammo on a weapon? I'd make your SR or shotgun overheat instantly, but anything on the other end of it would be launched into stratosphere.>>733002908You shut your whore mouth anon, Futashep's peak.
>>732997714Shepard and Liara look kinda retarded in these outfits I won't lie
Trying to play this game and am a couple of hours in but christ any side quests where you have to walk around the base and talk to an npc, walk halfway across talk to another npc, do that 6 times and the quest is complete suck balls.
>>733003742>Futashep's peak.The only peak she's ever in, is the one somebody throws her off of.Ugliest bitch in all of ME.
>>733003760Liara looks like a cheap ho but Shepard looks fine in that secret spectre armor
>>733003982We should be clear here: the ME3 remodel "canon" femshep is awful and it is totally fucking baffling that it has been adopted in the porno scene. ME1/2 femshep models are fine.
>blovking the enemy sleighYou didn't beat the game!
>>733004054I'll have you know this is a very expensive custom made Alliance catsuit
>>733003982>anon doesn't understand the appeal of Futa Ugly BastardsI pity you anon.>>733004102The OG Femshep was just a face preset, and not a very pretty one at that. Not to say that the ME3 version doesn't look slightly off, but it's not the worst thing out there.
>>732993886>>732993940Even if you handwave the absurdities like the great thermal clip paradox and "humans take over galaxy quicker than a stellaris run" I wouldn't say Mass effect is particularly revolutionary. It's fine, I'm not saying it's shit at all but "Precursor tech is actually a berserker probe trap" combined with "Unobtanium solves all the big obvious problems with space travel we have now" are not exactly what I'd call bold and brave new concepts to sci-fi. They're cool, and I actually liked ME1s efforts to pre-paint the story of the aliens cooperating or not before humanity gets involved: Krogan oopsy whoopsie, the rachni no no etc. It's not bad for a video game.But it's hardly the dosadi experiment. That's fine I can't fuck tali in a herbert book so we'll call it even.
>>733004464Nobody cares, nobody likes this ugly bitch. If I want an ugly bastard, there's plenty of ugly bastards. The point of futa, if there is one, is to not be an ugly bastard. It's why you put a woman in there. If you want ugly women, fap to Concord porn.
>>733004464Swampbeast is repulsive
>>733002487>>733003742My very first run as an infiltrator ruined me because I got 2 HE rounds absurdly early and basically had a 1-shot anti-materiel/anti-material rifle that hit harder than the mako. It didn't matter that it was an instant overheat: nothing was left anyway.
>>733004464By "slightly off" you mean utterly inhuman and triggering uncanny valley instincts. It's a goddamn life-size doll.
>>733004816They over designed her face that was wrong from the get go
isn't she like 12 in asari years?
>>733004795Infiltrator is just bonkers regardless. You get the man-portal mass accelerator cannon of a sniper, sure, but you also get marksman and immunity and can just stroll into a room and shit on everything with impunity unless it's multiple geth juggernauts that can just lock you in knock down spam.
>>733004975She's a young woman, fresh and tender
>>733001565BASED
>>733004102At this point, I don't care. Canon, non-canon, custom, modded, all go straight to the fucking trash. She is unsalvageable.
>>733005114Lots of human babies
>>733004551Agreed on all points anon. ME is undoubtedly derivative but that doesn't have to be a bad thing if it's done well. One thing that I first loved about ME but later came to deride are the spaceship travel and combat. Mass Relays made space travel feel like a routine instead of a monumental undertaking, and even ME1 shat all over its codex in regards to how a space combat should look like just because of rule of cool. In contrast, plot points can write themselves if you actually obey your own lore or take stuff like orbital mechanics into account. And also how the fuck is Joker piloting anything using a fucking keyboard?!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpdjE7Xbe5c>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sawCJESqqeU
>>733005637He's looking at porn, this is canon
>>733005313learn to read
>>733005674I'm arguing, not agreeing you stupid mother fucker. I'm telling you I am done with her. I don't care if it's ME1, ME2, M3, ME149453928 femshep, custom, modded or whatever. I want her out forever, out of everything. Trash! Me, personally.
Jack is best girl. I could fix her.
>>733005828learn to read
>>733004736>Nobody cares, nobody likes this ugly bitchYou care and I do.>>733004880Not to sound like an irredeemable coomer, but whatever model ThreeZXC uses for his Femshep is what she should've looked like in LE. No uncanny valley there to speak off IMO.
>>733006161That one looks like AI slop
>>733004975She's 82 years old you sick fuck
>>733005828>I'm arguing, not agreeingThis is a beautifully retarded thing to say. Everyone just take a moment to think about it, then look at him and laugh.
>>732999476I bet she squirts Juneberry Juice haha
>>732994417They are though?Asari extract your DNA trough the head-tentacle thing during "melding" aka psycho-sexual fusion of nervous systems. Asari don't look phenotypically mixed but that doesn't mean that virtual blueberry daughters wouldn't carry their human dad's DNA
>>733006480NYPA
>>732965758there's a lot to do Shepard, maybe another time.
>>732963701Love this blueberry.
>>732965758Take my (you), anon
>>733006589Genetic cuckery
>>733006606Ironic retardation is just retardation.
>>732963701Having children with an Asari is even less reproductive than race mixing irl because the kid is not *even* half you. Just an utterly pointless act of existential cuckoldry. Penis points to ones own demise
>>732991064No dumbass
>>733007026Eternity: embracedLittle blue children: lots
>>733009717looks good in that outfit
>>733009717sexy sexy garrus
version 2
When did you first play the game, Liarafag?
>>733011325I played Mass Effect 2 back in 2009 and romanced Miranda, that was the only one I ever played until LE came out. Never had Shadow Broker DLC either, so I had no clue who Liara even was until a few years agoPlayed the original trilogy on PC after I played LE1 and I've played Mass Effect 1 like 4 times now. It's become one of my all time favorites. It feels endlessly replayable. I don't like the original 1 at this point though, there's way too many improvements in LE.
>>733011671>played ME2 before it came outBased liar
>>732964232basedgreen iz best
>>733011735It was January 2010, wasn't it?Long time ago mate
stay blue my friends
>>733012043blue hotdogging
>no breast physicsWhat's the point.
>>733014871AI is getting pretty powerful
>>733015948Imagine her taking a bwc
The future is pretty cool
>>733017310>immediately warps your Liara into something unrecognizableThat is NOT cool
>>733018601It's getting there. Could be much worse
When's the best time, narratively, to do the Omega DLC?
Jackbros we won
aliens owe me sex
>>733020449Blue berry ONLY
>>733020128I prefer doing it right after Priority Citadel II
>>733009717>shopping your modded waifu into official promo artbased wtf
>>733021872LiaraCHADS are blue and bold, it's true
>>733020128IMO either right after the Cerberus coup or the attack on Thessia. I picture it as a retaliatory strike against Cerberus that Shepard impulsively goes for because they're furious with being caught off-guard.However, if you wanna get the DLC-exclusive weapon mods or the Flare/Lash skills early, then you can justify it as Shepard trying to alpha strike Cerberus assets prior to Salarian-Turian-Krogan peace meeting.>>733021872Nah, it's stolen valor - he gave her EDI's tits though she'll get to that size after having a few kids
>>733017310>AI slop gooner liaracuckChecks out
>>733022731Where's your Mass Effect?
>>733022287Liara is already EDI-tier
>>733023368Liara is extremely thick
>>733023368Nah, EDI is in her own tier when wearing that costume. However, the magic is gone as soon as she takes it off.
>>732965758She's infertile. Infinite creampies. Which means everyone she was hooking up on the online dating site filled her as well
>>733023368Hot.
>>733020341>body count over 1000s
>>733023368BUILT FOR BWC.
>>733023368I disagree and here's proof>>732999161>>732998624You did the model swap yourself proving EDI is hotter
>Shepard finds Liara shitposting Xchan in a bikini again>She doubles down when he tells her to stop
>only 5 million Batarians? I'm thinking at least 6 billion
>>733025076EDI catsuit is just a variation of Miranda's catsuitWhich was really just the base female/Liara model with a little oomf added in the erotic zones. They all share almost the same model proportionsCatsuit mod is great and there's no reason to shitpost about ithttps://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/2594
Lioli
>>732978494>Ash's problem was literally that she's human supremacistNot really. The extent of her xenophobia is her saying that "humans should look out for their own interests first instead of relying on aliens" and not wanting wrex and garrus access to the normandy's systems. Which is odd because the turians co-developed the normandy but it shows her "racism" is very minor. If anything she should've been MORE xenophobic given her backstory but this game was made by shitlib canadian fags who probably host LGBT friendly DnD sessions so that was all the icky racism they could tolerate without drowning themselves in estrogen flavored IPA's.
>>733026998>Not really.Insults Shepard and Liaras relationship multiple times in a way that Kaidan does not in the same role (Kaidan likes and respects Liara from the start), she openly distrusts all the aliens in the galaxy, most all of her dialogue at the start is contentious on the subject of aliens and that's 99% of her character. That's the point. Denying that is retardedShe was supposed to exist as an antithesis and counterweight to the games main theme of galactic unity, stereotypical jingoistic xenophobe who must grow, the only person on your team who openly distrusts aliens and seeks to forgo their assistance. But yet the most valiant and story appropriate thing is for her to die on Virmire fighting alongside aliens to protect the galaxy. It's the only thing that makes any sense for her charactertldr; Her only place in the story begins and ends with ME1 as the space racist, "you might distrust other groups but you also might have to fight and die on the battlefield next to them for the greater good" is the arc that she goes on
I'm not going down without a fight
I want the next Mass effect to be good.
>>733030635>it has Liara>every Mass Effect with Liara was goodIf grizzled Sheploo the Spectre returns for one more expedition, we will have a smash hit on our hands
>>733030753I don't think Shepard will return. I think the timeskip is simply too big.
>>733031010I will believe
>>733030753>>733031101I expect it to be Liara in her late matron or early matriarch stageWhich is way too big of a time skip for Sheploo to be alive
>>733030753>every Mass Effect with Liara was goodAndromeda had LiaraME3 had LiaraPatently untrue.
>>733031250Even then, bring him back to do what? Interact with a bunch of miserable fucking children that can't behave like anything is important?I'd take angsty teenage jrpg protagonists over a bunch of Bioware retards.
>>733031101Doubtful. Connecting Andromeda and Milky way is only possible 600+ years in the future.
>>732963701i love blueberries
>>733027802>She was supposed to exist as an antithesis and counterweight to the games main theme of galactic unity, stereotypical jingoistic xenophobe who must grow, the only person on your team who openly distrusts aliens and seeks to forgo their assistance.If she was she wouldn't calling Terra Firma a bunch of racists when they believe in exactly the same things she does. >she openly distrusts all the aliens in the galaxyShe happily volunteers to work with the salarians and I don't think ever mentions the volus, hanar or elcor. Her ire is mostly reserved for the citadel council and some scattered comments about turians, krogan and asari.>most all of her dialogue at the start is contentious on the subject of aliens and that's 99% of her character.I guess all those conversations about her faith and her family and being a marine don't count. Only the mild comments about not wanting to rely on aliens makes up her whole character you fucking idiot.
>>733032696Anon you're replying to someone who never actually played the first game
>>733032597Fag.
>>733032696>muh Christian>muh grandaddy>muh south will rise againYeah
blue love is true love
