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Cute. Reminds me of that one girl from Dennis the Menace. Not Margaret, the other one
>>732993519Plum panties?
>event is almost over
MIGGIN TO CUM IN PLUM TO BLESS THE RUN
MIGGY
luv' vanilla portrait of ruin'ate randomizerssimple ass
>>732993648Stop eating randomizers
>Go to bed>Wake up>They're still playing Castlevania
>max randomizer>no randomized animationsYawn
miggy
in the book jonathan raped charlotte btw
>>732993778who is this guy
buy nitoris gaem
>>732993749>no randomized button inputsWhat's even the point
>>732993861In charlotte's book?
>>732993897>no randomized graphicsliterally cheating. easy mode.
>>732993897DSvania rando has an option to randomize attack and skill animations which gives some ridiculous results and would be perfect for this run
miggin with the boys
This guy keeps getting hit, is he bad at this game?
>>732994035I thought Red Pandas preferred to live in family groups of 1 female adult, 1 male adult, and their kids?This seems like too many Pandas
2 more hours of this fucking dogshitJAYSUS >>732993098Im pretty sure he explicitly threatened to raise the tax on plum plushies, then the EU understandably thought he was bluffing and then he just went with it.
>castlevania isn't even halfway done
>>732994412He will pay the price in the next election
>>732994471THE ULTIMATE PRICE
>Wait why is the Sword of Scramblo in the Chamber of Farts instead of the Halls of Piss just like in my Japanese speedruns I watched 107 times?>AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE THIS EDENAL-SAMA TASUKETEEEEEEE
>>732994682Fake newsShow the real tweet where he praises GDQ and asks Mike to become VP
>>732994682I VOTED FOR THIS RETARDWHAT DID I DO
>>732994447must be hell living with adhd
>>732994820I wouldn't know, I'm not the one watching this adhd slop
what is this tranny game? The protagonist is a girl and guy at the same time?woke shit
>>732995014japan has fallen
>>732995014he is cross dressing very quickly
>you can cream pienakadashi bros…
>>732995014Its Ranma 1/2
>>732994869You're right, It's way worse; You're here commenting it.
I'm back from playing the starship troopers game demo, did rebeldragon finally get to the rest of the runners?
I NEED fanart of Charlotte in a wedding dress and I need it NOW
>>732995194Some are still inside their barricaded rooms
>>732995146Ranma is probably responsible for more trannies than speedrunning.
rank the DSVanias1. Order2. Dawn3. Portrait
>>732995232>they think they can hidethey're just prolonging their demise and making him hungrier. they should just give up
>>732994682thank god i got my order in, i can cum in plum on the cheapi was considering waiting for summer just in case there was a shirt or other merch i wanted but dunno, no guarantee theyre gonna run the plush again
>>7329952351.Dawn2.Order3.Portrait
>>7329952351. Portrait2. Order3. Dawn
>one more hour of this crap>let's check stream 2....
>>732995235Order > Portrait > Dawn
>>732995235all shit. GBA trilogy >>>>>> DS trilogy
how is this a randomizer? I can’t tell what is randomized exactly.
>>732995235This is the only right answer
>>732995194rebeldragon consuming runners has a false-hydra effect centered around ESA in the form of the flu
Fun fact: It's called Castlevania because it's a Metroidvania that takes place in a castle
>>732995512
>>732995512Actually those are called Castledroids
JonathanJonathanJonathanJonathan
>>732995235i only played the gba onesi shall play them one day
>>732995512Does that mean that Metroid is a Castlevania that takes place inside a Metroid?
please just end it
>>732995568CharlotteCharlotteCharlotteCharlotte
Two thighs and a pantsu.
>>732995592metroid is a castledroid that takes place inside of a metro
HADOUKEN
>>732995512i thought that in the same way that people call the game mario instead of super mario bros, people called the game metroud instead of metroidvania, and that castlevania and metroidvania were in the same timeline
>>732995234what's the modern day equivalent of ranma?
>>732995592it's a search action willyvania
>>732995610ONE MORE HOUR TO GO
did you know that Konami considers the original Dracula book to be canon in the Castlevania franchise
did you know that netflix turned alucard into a man kissing homo?
>>732995741In which canons is it canon because castlevania is split into 5 different canons
>>732995770>a man kissing homo?truly the gayest kind
>>732995770that's a tiny bit worse than woman kissing homos
MAKE IT STOP
>>732995781The one with Dr. Willy
When is the next big marathon? August?
I think I just found out something bigtry reading “alucard” backwards, it’ll blow your mind
>>732995864Brb shitting bricks.
>>732993628She's going commando.
>>732995864Darculad
>>732995864did you know super mario bros 2 originally started as contra 4???
>>732995902>Why does it smell like fish in the stream room?>Must be Goosebert's lunch
>>732995781idk ask the japs
>>732995850>The one with Dr. Willyah, so the one with mega man 7 (not the rest mind you)
>>732995948plum has a stank ass pussy she truly does represent the european speedrunning community
>>732995931>dark ladholy shit
>None of the women are present at the runToo busy celebrating the love day together.
Everyone who handled the Plum plush got horribly sick btw. That's what you get for ordering Temu fabrics
Read Dracucard backwardes...
>>732996051what if GDQ acted as a chinese warehouse pretending they would be fine with delivering the plum plushies, filled them with asbestos so ESA viewers and staff would get sick?
>>732996058
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>732996058Cardubard
>>732996131my man, please, open up all your windows, get out of your house and call the fire department. next time buy carbon monoxide detectors. godspeed
Anyone else miss Trans runners? At least they were doing actual speedruns, not this randomizer bullshit which is just a glorified let's-play.
>>732996131
What if for summer, ESA partnered with the Impractical Jokers
ESA x PALANTIR collab when?
>>732996131thanks for the nostalgia anoni am truly on /b/
>Only one stream left>Random Bingo Showcase next
i just took a massive dump in the toilet, if anyone's interested
Yep, I think AGDQ was better.
/v/ would you rather have an ESA son or GDQ "daughter"
only 5 more runs and we're free:(
>>732996380I'd rather an RTA wife
>>732996381I don't want to go back to the real world, though. They make me use Excel.Bit of a quiet final day, it seems. Hoping for some Nightrein chokes.
>>732996421You still has one week of Olympics
This was a very weak ESA, sadly
booba
>>732996495it had its moments
what's the next thing? SGDQ? Esa Summer? AIDS awareness week?
>>732996541finruns next month (we got spyro!)
>>732996541Frost Fatales
>>732996495good enough for being black plague ridden
>>732996495it was comfier than usual tho
>>732996595frost fatales "daughter" or back to black daughter
Is there any event that isn't tied to a charity and it's just speedrunning?
>>732996541> Frame Fatales' next all-women-and-femmes speedrunning event is Frost Fatales 2026, running from March 8-15 benefiting National Women's Law Center!https://framefatales.com/
>>732996641naturally
>>732996595nobody watches it. Threads die after one day.
>>732996517Was sad to see that even the Plumposter people here love caught a 3 day.
>>732996671>just like my BSG threads
>>732996649What's the point if you can't launder money then?
>>732996679plumposter gets aushcwitzed and dramaposters thrive, we live in a society
>>732996708yeah i think only ESA and GDQ threads are decently populated. Sometimes RTAiJ too
>>732996267fairy spotted
>>732996649gdq is pocketing quite a bit of moneyfor example twitch subs dont go to charity
Is there any event that doesn't have any speedrunning and it's just Plum?
still 30mins of this damn
good charlotte
>this level
>>732996541Next event that will actually have threads is SGDQ from the 5th-11th of July, then ESA from the 31st-8th of August.Make sure to add these to a calendar as you can never tell when they're on.
holy shit the thing was said inform the redditors
>>732997025Good post
>>732997061they gotta work on that advertisement man, only reason i know when these are up are the threads
>>732993519khiuli's art is nice, wonder if he is still active.
holy heck goosebert is slouching like a motherfucker
Did they really throw the Plum Plush out the window?
Off to shop lads, what do you want?
>>732997265I'll take a Cornetto, thanks
>>732997265Bring me a lass with red hair and green eyes
>>732997265dino nuggies
>>732997265toblerone thank you
>>732997265noggershock
>>732997265kong strong brother
>>732997265jammy dodgers
>>732997265kong strong
>>732997265Kong strong. The big one.
>>732997265paper cups and plates my dishwasher broke
>>732997265i'll have a bag of gelapeno chips and two dollars worth of pepperoni
>>732997265Oden kudasai
>>732997380fuck that get this guy some dishwashing soap the lazy fuck can learn to wash them by hand
randombingoshowcaserandomgamepercentage
>>732996495>no skits>no games._.
>>732996541>>732996595I will be there trying to keep the thread alive with the 1-2 other anons.
speaking of plum remember that one time when they did speedrun her game but didn’t use her.
>>732997476I really enjoy threads like this but a female only event sounds like an absolute cringefest, i still hope you manage to keep it up anon good luck
Honestly it feels kinda fucked with how much is expected of events like this when I look at $34k in donations and think "damn, that little huh"
>>732997265Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters. Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
>>732997504>female only event sounds like an absolute cringefestThey're won't be many females (female)
>>732997504it's 80% troons, 15% kweens and the rest is just flygone
>>732997508I get this one
>>732997507Everything alligned to turn this event to shit and it somehow managed to keep itself afloat, we gotta hope they get their shit together by summer cause this event feels so much better than GDQ's ass sniffing politics infiltrated shitfest
>>732995640L-lewd...>>732997507Speedrunning is in a cultural lull right now. We will need to see if it can bounce back to 2022-23 heights
>>732997558>>732997563This convinces me even less
this guy is choking so hard
IIRC the first couple Frost Fatales were mostly women (real) but that didn't last very long
>>732997587i like esa even better now after the drama thing i did not really care about happenedi guess the right people left
>>732997320here you go bro
>>732997587It would be sick if they somehow managed to get the stream show on a local tv station or something, I remember being hype as fuck the first time I saw Dota 2 on TV
>>732997705who the hell watches tv in 2026 except for grannies in retirement homes
>>732997698first ESA i watch and i honestly preferred it to what i had already seen of GDQ (even the threads are better). i feel that if they had a better schedule and attendance, especially no ultra aids, it would have been a lot better. idgaf about the dramafaggots
Damn it, I missed an entire week of ESA. Please tell me, is stream 2 still up?
>>732997763Nope
>>732997568explain
>>732997705>I remember being hype as fuck the first time I saw Dota 2 on TVholy reddit
>>732997763It appears in your gayness, you killed it
>>732997698I liked some of the old events they did
>>732997763Stream 2... had a hard life
RATE CASTLEVANIA: PORTRAIT OF RUIN MAX RANDOMIZER (SCAVENGER MODE)
RATE Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin (Max Randomiser) (gay%)
>>732997819A
>>732997776They're the lyrics to Weird Al's Hardware Store
>>732997757People who attend the event claim people are everywhere but the main stage. The other rooms for games and lounging also have the event playing on TVs
>>732997763they had to mercy kill it after the ff9 stream
>>732997763Stream 2... is no more.
>>732997819C
>>732997819>>732997835B
>>732997819B
>>732997819>>732997835F
>>732997763I hate people like you who feel the need to announce every little thing to the thread>>732997819>>732997835A
>>732997819B+ it was neat
>>732997819>>732997835D
>>732997835A
>>732997819>>732997835B-
>>732997819>>732997835C for Cortrait of Ruin
>>732997861honestly i hope so, donations might not reach older event amounts but tickets and merch might just guarantee a profit. i honestly am now looking forward to ESA Summer
>>732997819B+ but missing Charlotte in a wedding dress
>>732997819D
>>732997835>>732997819B-
>no more /ourlard/ runsNo.... Did rebeldragon caughted the superAIDS too?
How do they even make money? The sponsorship seems minimal. And Not Even Plum Dolls can't finance all the hardware & rent
why is the s plum shirt the same price as the 5xl one
>>732998019>And Not Even Plum Dolls can't finance all the hardware & rentthey've sold 38 plum plush pre-orders so far and said if they don't sell at least 50 they won't even produce them and just refund
>>732998078first time buying clothes?
>>732997974i'm sure he'll appear in the relay
>>732998078No manlet discounts, sorry.
>>732998078producing clothing in Cambodia isn't that expensive, you are basically just paying for shipping
>>732997835B
>>732996495I enjoyed it more than last esa
>>732998078A shirt is aa shirt you can't say it's only a half.
>here beheads plum!
Forgot this was even a thing. Thought Lovare had killed it for good.
wtf skenmy's there?
>>732997698It's missing some of the energy, but teebeeage it's fine. It's never an assault on the senses like GDQ is in its worst moments.
so what exactly is PlayStation nation?
>3 hours of cataIf Puppery doesn't dance the whole time I'm not watching.
>>732998224Did You Know? The voice of the iconic ESA sound, "B-B-BUMPERRRR!" is Skenmy himself!
>>732998274glad that sound effect got killed
sken my balls
>Anons turning up on the last dayClassic.
>>732998204I can't believe they decapitated Plum
>>732998253Open secret ESA hotel orgy club
>Not even 35k donations>GDQ regularly pulls multiple millions. >Even RPG limit break pulled 100k last yearIs ESA really this shit?
>>732998253A buffer state between PC and Nintendo.
>>732998253Zanzibar land
>>732998376he's too powerful
>>732998354You think GDQ was worse when they weren't pulling multiple millions?
>>732998376where are the jammy dodgers
>>732998414ate 3 boxes for starters to gather enough energy for the main course
>>73299835435k to an actual good cause is more than 35m to hamas without borders
>>732998376>gets 4 pregnles>doesn't get 4 different onesI guess he knows what he likes.
>>732998376>strongbowgood taste
>>732998510sour cream is the best
>>732998376>strongbow>FLAVOURED strongbowChrist, at least get Rekorderlig if you're going to do that to yourself
now I want prongles..
rate my snackies of the day
>>732998603he's an english patriot
>>732998405GDQ is great. Why wouldn't want I a random "TRANS RIGHT" cheer every 10 minutes?
>>732998376Who's on the mousepad?
>>732998376Love him
>>732998685a different lass every weekend
>>732998671>every 10 minuteswoah did they tone it down?
>>732998671I remember the butthurt during the FF9 run when Quina's name went to Maite instead of trnsrghts or something like that.
Just now realizing how perfect Edenal's shirt fits Rebel's Darkest Dungeon run where a random corrupted save file fucked everything 15 minutes in. Holy witchcrafthttps://youtu.be/xp4XycmbdDQ?si=ZdEtW0pcIHUDS_J9&t=902
>In 9 hours: The End...In 9 hours I will ____ myself.
>>732998967love yourselfit's valentines!
>>732998324its because they did it a week earlier, like retards, competing with american handegg, valentines, and the olympics.
>>732997835>>732997819AThe run was well done, Toast and Melville are pretty cool, but I had trouble following the randomiser
>>732999215and GDQ aparthaid edition
>>732999215someone said something about them losing they regular spot before
>>732999270I still cant believe Yato went there and isnt at ESA
so what are we hoping will be another HH run? mario party?
>>732999215no one into speedrunning cares about those
>>732997819>>732997835Dlongboring
>>732998324It's the weekend. 90% of 4chan are just normies that go to work during the week.
>>732998630CNot Plum flavored
>30 min of dead air while plugging dozen consoles for some random dingdong bingoName 1 reason not to play Plum song or Frame song during this time.
>>732999414
>>732999325He probably didn't have the time to travel. That shit is way more costly and tedious than some of you realize. He did say that ESA Summer is on the radar though
Technig if you're here give us a sign
>>732999414to be fair the take the same amount of time to plug in just 1 console
>>732999427Why is miyamoto tech?
>>732996541If you're looking for ESA-like events, theres Finnruns in March, NSG in April, and UKSG in May.
>>732999571techbro is just asian don't be racist just cause they all look similiar
She's fallen too far, the girl that time forgot
>>732997754Your local pub
>>732999593>theres Finnruns in MarchWhat? Finnruns was just last month overlapping with AGDQ
>>732997763Sorry brother. Check the chart for whatever runs you might wanna see
eating a donut in the big lads honour
SixRock said he was finished.
SixGod
>>732999741What happened to BigJon?
>>732999764He's Big Gone now.
>street boyskino incoming
>>732999789I see Chakan was rated alright. What made it work?I feel bad for Timespinner
>more sly
loading%
wtf is going on
this is scuffed
>>732999789God speed, trooper.
I don't understand what's going on
>>732999789
This is kinda based actuallyBasically needing to complete a specific object in any game you have access to. So knowing what game is the best choice to do it as fast as possible.
>>732999914>took the glasses off finallywhat changed?
>>732999931>>732999940they have a board infront of them, I assume with lettersthey pick the letters and there's a challengeThen they pick a game to get the challenge done the fastest
this is weird
I'm tired of Sly and Spyro, Sly and Spyro Sly and Spyro, Sly and SpyroIT'S LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS OVER HERE
to anyone who missed it>someone picks a letter>it has a job or activity to do>both teams have to do that job/activity within a selection of games from ps1 and ps2currently, visit a snowy area
>>732999873I liked Edenal's lore drop at the beginning and he explained the tricks. He ended it with a reveal >>732998896
>>732999962Why do the chart posts keep getting deleted?I'll repeat the question then from >>732999873
>>732999990What games do they have to choose from? What do memory cards have to do with it?
THX FUCKED IT
>>733000005Deranged, but I give them a little points for novelty
okay this is kino
>find a toilet>SILENT HILL 2should he not be shouting that..? or does the other team not have that game?
this ain't a speedrun but it's fun as a gimmick not gonna lie
>>733000043saves for games I assume
>>733000043>What games do they have to choose from?A whole binder full>What do memory cards have to do with it?Saves for better access to later game areas if neededAlso Sims 2 for PS2 is so good
>>733000091they are white men with integrity
>>733000107It looks like they have a million games. How do they know which has an associated memory card with a save at the location they're thinking of?
>>733000096Look forward to seeing GDQ steal it for summer
any good speedruns coming on today?
What's the score?
>>732999962>Red Alert 2 has the highest score so farBased af
>>733000175that would expose their fake tech delays for dontation begging.
>>733000172That's part of the challenge, anon. Preparation.Not all games necessarily need a save - SSX3 was a good shout for "snowy area" they were just slow.
>>733000197at the speedrunning event? dont be silly
>>733000172its their own binder + mem cards
>>733000221About three
bunch of fucking autistic nerd losers playing videogames on valentine's dayjust like me
>>7330002212-300
>>733000249Each team has their own binder? So they were told to bring all their games for this event and who knows maybe one team would have 400 games and one team would have 20?
Feel like Tony Hawk would be faster for this one
Why is @Smaklosa in the title. He's the scary guy right
>>733000261the only thing worse would be watching it, alone
>>733000294you are assuming these people wouldn't both have 400 in this scenario
>>733000294nobody said it was fair kek
The audience is now deaf
send chlods a rose for valentine%
God I miss this
feels like the team on the left are just shit
team 2 is raping the shit out of team 1
JERK IT OUT
What is left team doing?Why are they so bad?
I wish we could see what the current challenge is or what the board looks like.
SLY SLY SLY
>>733000221about three fiddy
>>733000294just enjoy the fun, man
>>733000337yeah, imagine that haha
>>733000294>maybe one team would have 400 games and one team would have 20?Well having 20 would make it easier to search through, even if options might be more limited.It's all strategy, anon.
None of the discs fucking work. The games are not real.
At least show us the bingo board
they could atleast have the challenge text on screen
team 2 shatted on team 1 console to not read discs
BINGO!!!!
>Won in 20 minutesDemolished
very interasting bingo game
Croc always wins
>lost 40 mins earlier than estimateTEAM 1 GOT RAPED
>>733000705And 18 minutes of that was load times
wow that was a CROC of shit hahaha
>you have more games than usit's not fucking fair
>>732999914she cute
....lol
how is this a bingo? they're using a board with hexes on it? we cant see shit.
>>733000752It also means they have to search through 400 games to find one.
>>733000761
>>733000778obviously minimal planning went into thisI don't even think sixrock was planning on showing up again
I have no idea what I'm watching
>>733000868yes
>>733000868I worry about your mental states, /v/.It's really not that hard to follow.
>>733000868no
>>733000868>host gives you an objective like "find a saw">you have to pick from a list of games and be the first team to finish the objective>repeat until winned
>>733000868Just watch it for another 3 minutes and you'll get it.
so.. what's the score(s)?
>>7330009980-1
>>732996652Still can't believe they switched it from the Malala Fund which supplies education to women in third world countries, countries where women don't get an education, and supply international universty grants to women in third world countries so they can escape their shitty life of poverty, even at least temporarily, and experience university life in a first world country. To the womens law center that deals in gender law.
the gods of olymplums have abandoned me
San Andreas
>>733000998team2 dominated the first round, now we are into the second
Run from it, hide from it, Jak/Spyro/Sly arrives all the same
>>7330009982-300
>>732998630>decent flavor>soul fake bacon linessomehow i instantly know this isnt available on shelves here in the states
>>733000914needs a visual for the current score and a visual of the bingo board/square/rectangle/hexagon/circle
>>732996495The great ESA plague ruined things a little and a lot of runs were cancelled, meaning they were replaced with rushed last minute runs by the same runners you saw, or categories were extended sometimes by hours.
>>733000197Night reign has a chance to be good. Catalyst runs are interesting as he tries skilful runs but he isn't immune to chokes, so it could be feast or famine
>>733000998Left team: 0Right team: 1Manchester UTD: 0
team 1 is getting RAPPED
did you really think there wasn't going to be more spyro?
>>732998630C. Would be B without chili, it doesn't fit.
>>732999593Never watching a UKSG again after they sold their soul to the devil for some bonus viewership.
>>733001090nighreign speedrun sounds weird, the game is basically on a timer
Alzheimer's cat, don't look at the stream right now
>>732999593Dogwater bros, when we at
Its not exactly hard to set up a bingo board layout. youd think that a group as big as ESA would be able to pull this off?
SPYRO
Spyro 1
I WAKE UPSLY IS RUNNING
The juxtaposition of the small flip book of 20 games vs the hulking binder of 400 games is hilarious.
SLY
Slyro
>>732998671The thing they don't understand about the Trans Rights stuff at GDQ too is that it eventually loses all meaning and you saw that this GDQ. It got to the point where people weren't saying Trans rights because they sincerely meant it, they were sayin it because it guaranteed that your dono message would get shouted out. So they'd just type out your regular run of the mill donation message that has nothing to do with trans rights and then put "Trans rights" at the end and because of that, it'd get shouted out. So it just became this donation exploit that people took advantage of.
how did we handle these loading times back in the day
>>733001139It's essentially a challenge run more than a speedrun >"I'm gonna beat this solo">"And I'm not gonna choke on the night lords">"Thus I am going to play really well and route the map really efficiently"If he can do that, it's worth calling it a run
>>733001274we were more chill
>>733001274Read the manual while waiting
>>733001274Not having brains fried with scrolling helped.
>>733001274By not treating our lives like a constant time attack mode
>>733001274Tap water didn't cause ADHD at the time
>>733001274adhd mind
>>733001274it was better than cassettes
>>733001274weed
>>733001274I was way less brainrotted. Now past 30 I have two threads open, the stream and a game on my deck.
>>733001345tap water doesn't make you adhd, it makes you gay
>>733001028I mean it's pretty easy to make a guess as to why such a switch would be made considering the makeup of Frame Fatales
>>733001274eat some of my pack of crisps or drink my juice. maybe go for piss while it boots up
ESL moment
boycott frost fatalesthat shit is beyond evil
>>733001274making out with my gf while san andreas loaded
>>733001274We used to play with friends
>>733001416??? This is the ESA thread retard
NINE THOU
>>733001374gay is just level 2 adhd
Honey ham and pesto sandwich
This has been an absolute fucking trash 'run'.
>>733001454thx for the update, rebel
>>733001416You don't like hot women playing games?
>>733001491OF status?
>>733001470I'm having fun.
>>733001491this is /v/
>>733001491
>>733001491Is this real?
god damn team 1 sucksthey had so much time
>>733001491Post her chin
do they seriously not have any games with exploding barrels
So the left team is now just playing need for speed?
I love her so much.
>>733001546don't movehe won't see youhe won't eat you
>>733001580I think the real problem is these ESLs not knowing what "environmental damage" means.>>733001590Based, really
why not just play burnout?
you can't even wreck opponents in most wanted, only copsare they fucking retarded
I would have counted pushing a car into a lamppost as environmental damage
What are they doing? I missed whatever the goal was.
wasn't dark messiah on the ps2?
>>733001640Defeat an enemy with evironmental damage.
>>733001629Does that count as defeating it, though?
>>733001640Defeat an enemy using environmental damage
>>733001671Why are they playing a racing game and mega man
mmx6 has the crusher stage that you can get enemies killed, this is the most literal environment damage i can think of
>>733001673Ah shit you're right, I thought it was just damage
just play sleeping dogseven I would do better than the left team
>>733001715Well Six/Rix started with The Bouncer for some reason, then tried to hit an enemy down a pit in Megaman.Ice and Green probably got confused and meant to go for Burnout (environment takedowns).
people often wonder how speedrun tech is found outI guess this autism is how
HES GONEESGONE
based team 1
GRID ON SCREEN
>shouts the answersstop
>overlay added 15 minutes before the run is overgg
E
>20 minutes to win 5 rounds in a row>20 minutes to figure out how to environmental damage
>>733001883Depends if the other team even have the same game
>>732998115lies
>>733001892
KEK TEAM 1 RAPED BY THE LOADING SCREEN TOO
>PS2 loadtimesWewI would also argue they grinded a ledge, not a rail
>>733001957>triple chindamn son
SLY AGAIN SLY AGINAI SLY AGIANI SLY AGIANG
>>733002003Indeed. Rail, zipline or track.
They literally don't know anything but Sly.
>>733001957I think kixy is planning to sexually assault me
>>733002082Clearly a very versatile game.
Hope this is the last bingo showcase I ever see.
>>733002128It would be better if they had the grid/task on from the start and kept game bans so we didn't just have Sly constantly
>>733001274PS1 and PS2 loading times were always made fun of even then. That said, loading times weren't thought of as punishments and bad design like they are these days where people would rather you squeeze through crevices or have a constant "cinematic" animation on screen to "hide" the loading screens.
I realise I enjoyed this race because they actually do have the bingo sheet on a monitor in the stream room itself for the audience to see and we can understand the stakes just fine from that. But we don't have it on stream so it must suck for ye
>just cheating nowHmmm ok.
>>733002183nobody cares tranny, not your blog, go suck a mountain of cocks
>2 minutes per second at fast forwardlmao
>>733002264They did manage to get it on a little bit
riveting gameplay
this is fucking stupid. glad i just woke up to miss most of it
>dog dies for no reason>you can revive it???
>Stealing the other team's binderlol
RATE Random Bingo Showcase (Random Game%)
>>733002590S concept, B execution
>>733002590D
How do you fuck up stacking girders?
>>733002590A, that was fun
>>733002590B-
>>733002590F
>>733002590SSS
>>733002590B, could be an easy S if they prepped it better. The gimmick is fun.
>>733002590BHas potential if they polish it.
>>733002590AWould have been S but >tech
FRAME PERFECT
>>733002590B for bingo
>>733002590C
>>733002590B-. Not a speedrun, but not terrible.
I'M FRAME PERFECT
I'M FRAME PERFECT>I'M FRAME PERFECTI'M FRAME PERFECT>I'M FRAME PERFECT
>>733002590BShould've had the camera keeping score and showing their prompt, not the runners.
>>733002590Z
>>733002452Can't make them kids feel too bad playing the game.
I'm FrAmE pErFeCt>>733002128>>733002408>I opened the stream a couple minutes ago and got excited when I heard the SSSX3 soundtrack>turns out it's just some bingo runVery disaointing
>>733002590A great concept, improvable showing
anon... YOU'RE frame perfect!
IM FLAME PLUMFFECT
>>733002590B
Frame Perfect
>>733002590B, interesting but should have some rules like you can't repeat games.
happy valentine’s day 4chan
>>733002668Any time boys, plum next
>>733002590A but easily could have been better executed
>>733002590D unorganized mess
PLUM PLUM PLUM
AHHHHHHHHH PLUMMMMMMMMMM
PLUM
>>733002734the donuts are symbolic
>>733002737
>>733002737based
CUM IN PLUM TO BLESS THE RUNS
B O YOY
I'M PLUMMING!!!!!!!!!
I'M PLLLUUUUUUUUMMMMMMING
PUMP IN PLUM
PLUM PLUM
>>733002737HE DID ITTHE MAD MAN
HERE COMES PLUM
>HERE CUMS PLUMThe iconic line....
>>733002797What next do u want next
Frame Perfect into Plum. Magic.
>>733002734Happy commercially manufactured day anon. Those donuts don't seem too tasty doe
CUMINPLUM
>>733002737How do you feel about Kixy and Chlods saying anyone who posts here is a loser? Are you afraid they'll discover your secret?
>>733002734Stop hiding your badge sunnymuffin
>>733002856BLUM :--DDD
>>733002737click STOP VIDEO
CUM IN PLUM
>>733002847315
>frame perfect and plum back to backThe bingo was that bad, huh?
>>733002737I T ' S R E A LT'SREAL
>>733002815>make a character that appears to be a hit>never capitalize on it by making a game for her>put her in a mediocre game>go out of business
>>733002737BASEDASED
>>733002883cool it with the anti-semitism
>>733002734Same to you!
>>733002737play short plum
>>733002737TY host guy
>>733002737wtf how did he do that
315111513
PARTY 315VODKA MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE
BLYAAAAAAAATTTTTT
>>733003005is he dead or asleep?
I still dont know what this 315 song is about to be about but its pretty gewd
>plum (long)imagine the size of her futacock!!
>event didn't even reach 40K in donationsThis global economic collapse is fucking gay and boring
is this a Bochka reference?https://youtu.be/mM14xW7edWM
>>733002737TECH ANON GOING HARD
PARTY 315
...This sure is something to tune in for the day
>2 attendee posts back to backMore than half the event has got to be aware of this thread.
>>733003130honestly this is the only discussion the event gets outside of twitch chat
>>733003130These threads are the only reason they're still doing these marathons.
>>733003130Uhh but then they'd all be losers, doesn't add up
>>733003086>puska paska gorbatsov :DDD
>>733002737Apollo Die Hard?
>>733003130pretty sure almost anyone knows there are threads for it, it's the only place i know with actual discussion.
>>733003236
>>733003236Holy shit you did it!
Host guy, where is Eat Game Sleep RepeatI haven't seen it this time
How much would you dontate for Plum's weeklong used unwashed shirt?
>>733003276thats usually the credits song
>>733002901Im good friends with both of them, one more than the other, they are fine with it because im not a massive incel screaming WOMAN SPOTTED down /v/ everytime one of them appears in the back of stream 2Idk if u know this but being confident in your own stances, opinions and actions and not folding on them is respected more than just beckoning to every opinion. I can do what I want BECAUSE I do what I want.
>>733003130The fact that so many of them post in the threads makes ESA special.
Rate Die Hard
>>733003276Pleeeaaase
>>733003305pretty sure they've thrown it in at random in the past but way less frequently than everything else
>>733003201Or does it mean that we're not losers?
RATE Plum
Massive ick from that post
>>733003338A+ for tech
>flashcartERM...? @NINTENDO???
>>733003315Honestly the current group of people at ESA seem chill as fuck, I hope you guys can keep the same vibe and energy going into summer
>>733003386SSS+++Won't get tired her
Okay, Mario... Time to party.
Why are the bumpers alway at 200% volume?
>Mario Party on the N64KINO TIME!>>733003315That's fine, I was just curious cuz it sounded like they thought this was le spooky scary nazi place that only weirdos frequent. Which is ironic since a sizeable amount of attendees and staff post here. I just found it kinda funny. I wasn't offended or anything, just curious how that's like for you who actually know them and work with them. Thanks for the answer.
Why would you speedrun a party game? This sounds like a sad experience...
>>733003182This is like the only place outside of the retarded twitch chat you get any actual live reaction, and twitch chat is full of underage and criclejerk retards.
>MARIO Party>it's just green mario, yellow mario, girl mario and lizard mario
>>733003476B-B-B-B-BUMPER
>>733003504>full of underage and criclejerk retards.huh, not too different from here
Oh yeah. This is what I came for
>>733003485Fuzzy is a little eclectic in his runs choices. His grind for his WR was quite the fever dream
>>733003182>>733003504Does Reddit have ESA threads?
Miggy at your own pace>>733003581>>733003581>>733003581
>>733003575Thought this was a Plum with a beard from the thumbnail.
>>733003575kek, the thumbnail looks like she has a massive goatee
>>733003575>I cameLewd
>>733002737I'll chuck in a $100 if you can sneak a "sneed" into the layout at some point (for long enough that someone here posts it) in the next few hours.
>>733003606i guess so but the format dont work as good as this one imo
>missed Plum watching tinytim's explanation why he's not aroundfuckyou
>>733003575thought she had a nice hearty beard
>>733003606IIRC, last time I looked they had a GDQ VOD thread, but it was slow as fuck, there might be a thread of some retards talking afterwards about how totally awesome a run was (it was actually shit) and maybe a runner doing an AMA afterwards.They're slow as fuck compared to /v/.
>>733003723Another life ruined by TinyTim
>>733003867>>733003606It's mostly the runners themselves
