Now: Elden Ring: NightreignNext: Mario Party SuperstarsLater: Closing Speech + Endhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous Thread: >>733003581
Miggin
Migged
Is this the final mig?
miggly
>>733013531fucking theatre kids
Reminder
MIGGY
Miggin with OC
Why don't smaller events like ESA make charities for like local cat shelters? everyone love cats, it makes an actual difference and they can take lots of cute cat pictures.Meanwhile the money they raise for this barely even pays for the wages for the fundraising attentionwhore thots from make a wish at esa this year.
>>733013730because cats are fucking useless animals that destroy native bird populations. them and their owners should all be spayed and neutered
>>733013685kino
>>733013685Good oc anon
>>733013730>malding catlady mad that children are getting moneyshocking to no one honestly
Why doesn't the ESA donate money to me, i need a new PC, everyone likes new PCs especially me, also it'd make a huge difference (i wouldn't have to spend money on it). meanwhile the money they raised for this can more than barely pay for ram in 2026 for me (attention whore)
>>733013685Kek the OCs in these threads are always good
>>733013872cuz ur a faget
>>733013730Fuck cats. Birds and dogs are where its at.
>>733011432Very telling that he didn't mention ESA by name even though both events are nominally for charity. Is ESA a for-profit business the way GDQ is or is it a genuine community thing that sells tickets to cover its expenses?
>>733013856cats get to live, kids still die...
Boring, watching WASD instead. Dude’s playing Celeste on bongos dressed as donkey Kong
>>733013947>childless catlady doesnt understand makeawish kids arent all terminalshocking to no one honestly
>>733013902that'd be good they could ask for DEI funds
>>733013872I’ll give you my pc you seem nice
>3 hours of nightreignWere they really this desparate for runs?
>>733014005no one cares about fags now
>on 4chan>hating catsI sometimes forget how many tourists these threads have
>>733014031i specifically want it from the ESA, thanks for the generosity tho anon
>>733013730the tiny events (BSG, UKSG, NSG) all raise money for local charities in their countries.
>>733013967>playing CelesteWouldn't watch even if you paid me
'nother two hours of thisdamn shame I won't make it to the mario farty marathon
>>733014000did a cat fuck your waifu or something?
>Later: Closing Speech + End
>>733013730You're right, anon. We have to fight the system so we can all get what will make you happy
>>733013179I hope when ESA is over Plum takes a winter soak in a sauna to relax
>>733013685good oc
>>733014127hold still while i cure your brain worms
>>733014204I think a drawanon drew just that a few days ago
>more bow faggot
>>733013604
>>733014218>he still thinks I'm the same anon
Reminder that Nine_Ten ruined retardy on /v/
>>733014276doesnt make a difference
>>733014245nice
What was your favorite run from this event?
>>733014236Onsen, not sauna I meant oops. May have been thinking of that drawing kek. I want to see more like it.
>>733014316Sly
>>733014218That has guano in it lol
>>733014064>>733014127its a seething chinkjust ignore it
>>733014316mario kart wii
>>733014316Spyro
>>733014363That reminds me I haven't seen anyone post winnie the pooh tiananmen square copypasta in a while
>>733014316the one where rebel ate everyone else
Fuck miggers
>>733014316Crash racing
>>733014450This was unbelievable live
I've seen one (1) fun run today, Mario party.
>>733014552I saw DOOM
>>733014094Normally I would agree, but there was one good run this year. Think it was BSG? Not a tranny, actually really impressive gameplay. It was like seeing an unicorn in the wild, never knew a good Celeste run could exist
>>733014245fuck yeah
Getting a chippy tea lads, what do you want?
>>733014291whats imakuni doing with that ecker bear
>>733014717MORE JAMMY DODGERS
>>733014717Burger with extra cheese
>>733014245fuck year
>>733014584holy grim
CHLODS SPOTTED
with is rosalina so popular
>>733010910>the uggersThe what?>>733011057Tech crew lurk the threads and play things if we request them enough, which is pretty cool.
>>733014927Guess.
Took a shit. Anything interesting in the last 3 hours?
>>733014913where
>>733015003Acks and clacks.Glad to have you back, anon.
>>733014985Post the real version
>>733014913ALL SMILES
>>733015071regurgitated
>>733015015
catalystz is like the least autistic speedrunner
>>733015129Goosebert is literally me if Chlods sat next to me. Completely lifeless and frozen.
>>733014985She's a big girl.
>>733015302for you
The choking continues
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
People at the event look so tired rn, I hope we'll have energy for the finale
MIgged
You guys don't believe the whole "A bunch of runners vanished and runs were cancelled because of the great ESA plague" narrative that they're spinning, right? You know the truth don't you? Pic related.
>>733014913Kind of scary how cute she would be if she weren't morbidly obese.>>733014985Lucina is not that big.
>>733012526Thanks for all your drawings! See you next ESA, luck willing!
>>733015593RELEASE THE RUNNERS
>>733013730Does anyone remember North West Speedfest that we randomly watched after a GDQ and they were raising money for a local youth club?
>>733015593He's broken the ultimate taboo, and now nothing can stop his hunger for manflesh.
>>733015593HE ATE THEM?
>>733015526
>>733015757dios mio............................................................................................
>>733014927She has a certain appeal to her...
>>733014584>0 timespinner ratingsThe only place I know that game from is a GDQ run and it was the most boring looking back-track-em-up I've ever seen.
>>733014316FF9. Yes really.
>>733015757this is the most exercise this guy has done in his entire life
>>733016067for you
>>7330143161. Crash Racing Trifecta2. Tiger Woods3. Command and ConquerBasically based Hypnoshark
>>733015872Wrong image..
>>733016149basically this but i did prefer c&c, my spot 4 is doom but i'm biased
>>733015593ESA insider here. Any ESA regulars remember what tends to happen in the middle of the week at ESA? What is usual tradition? That's right, the annual ESA dinner. And when did runners start vanishing? In the middle of the week. We never told them WHATS for dinner...
This Is The Speedrun Equinvalence Of SLOP
>>733016149I basically missed everything thanks to wageslaving, looking forward to consulting the Chart and watching on youtube later.
>>733016265>>732775660>WednesdayHold on...
>>733016414still just poop from a butt
do we have a godless night at this event? besides bl4 and yakuza runs doesn't seem like we had a streak of bad runs. might leave it as it is until sgdq.
>>733016265>>733016414EpsteinSecretlyAliveIT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>733016414Poop brownies and it made everyon sick
>>733016561we did just look at the chart.......
>>733016561There wasn't a godless night but there wasn't a great day either. Just like, every day and night was "alright"
>>733016561basically anything after 8pm america hours has been godless for the last 4 days
>>733016414Conspiracy theorists right once again
Puppery...
>>733016561Nothing outright dismal but most nights have been mediocre, the ESA bonus just inflates it.
>>733016414Panda put the runners in the brownies for the big lad. Rebel faced off against Big Jon, devoured him and won the right to Panda's brownies which is why we haven't seen Big Jon at an event in years
Imagine calling your girlfriend "Pup" all the time. Goddamn what the hell
>>733016561all nights were godless nights so I guess you can call them normal nights?
>>733016561No godless nights but no god gaming nights either.
>>733016748>BigJon experimented with a chocolate-based bioweapon but ended up infecting himselfDo not believe the Covid stroke excuse.
>>733016806imagine the bed roleplay
>>7330164141. those are not brownies2. this makes human taste better
>>733016561God damn SGDQ 2025 is just a godless 24 hours rather than a night with the size of it
>>733016878>>733016748Is BJ still alive?
>>733016878I just remembered I need to do any kind of physical activity today
>>733016965funnily enough i'm working out while i read this thread, we gotta be strong if we want to survive rebeldragon's wrath
Not gonna lie, this ER run is pretty boring.
>>733016957somebody's gotta be submitting those runs. right?
At least they're not doing any degenerate hand holding this time
>>733017070Fair, Souls games are very boring to watch
How can anyone defend nightreign?They took elden ring, stripped off everything that made it interesting, and only left the shitty combat.Wtf?
>>733016957
>>733017070What are you talking about it's all the excitement of Elden Ring with the thrill of a randomizer
>>733017107I'm at the event, she actually has her hand on his thigh.
>>733017070I'm just waiting for the relay to start, those are always great
>>733014316probably Minish Cap and SM64
>>733014316Tiger Woods & RA2
>bring back Duke's Dear Freja>the lock on is as dogshit as it was in DS2Sasuga.
>>733017208What a shameless harlot.
>>733017208i'm at the event, just outside of the camera's POV everyone's running a train on everyone, it's literally an hedonistic orgy of plagued attendees spreading uber aids to each other, the runners are just refusing to do anything but fuck each other, i've tried to get out but the floor's too slippery or sticky
>>733017532I believe this anon without question
>>733015231
>>733016561The thing with ESA this year is that the runs were so long that there were no long strings of runs after another during the night. Sometimes a single run was the entire night. The event has mostly been a lot of 3+ hour runs to fill the schedule and so if you look at >>733014584sometimes one or two of these runs waas the entire night. Like for example. Kingdom Hearts, Mario Galaxy and Castlevania was a night. It was like 8pm to 7am. And also if you look at the chart, most runs have floated around D - B this year.
>>733017819confirmed god-ish night
>>733017715kek
Souls games are BORING AS FUCK speedruns man
>>733014584Just one final push for that sweet sweet gold, we! Can! Do! This!
>>733017949DS1 run from GDQ this year was very good
>>733017949No, but any% or glitchless are the only good categories. The routing is more interesting than the gameplay.
>Carries ESA 2026
>>733016414>You're allowed to bring homemade food>People actually eat itThat's crazy.
>>733017819that is why i'm not going to add anything to the list, average nights is not godless nights and it seems like most people agree on the event being average with all the schedule changes.be seeing you at sgdq
>>733018167And Nightreign is always a shit run because it's a time locked rando.
>>733018246Yeah it'd be unfair to actually do it as the schedule has drastically changed compared to last week, the great Malmo plague wiped everyone out. They're pretty much just winging it and scheduling as they go at this point.
>>733016561a lot of these godless nights listed have one super run in the middle of all the shit ones, what gives?
Is this sand beach reused from the Ringed City or from Radahn's boss arena?
>>733017962obsessed
>>733018353Even in darkness, one must find the light.
>>733017962>t. ranny
>>733018353When you're starved long enough, even plain white bread with no butter ends up tasting like a gourmet meal.
>>733018353those runs are overrated because they werent complete ass like the ones surrounding it, so anons voted more favorably despite them just being average
>>733018231would
>>733018543>>733018564>>733018464OK, then one must ask, are there instances of super run amongst decent/good runs? cause then that'd mean they were actually rated properly
SHOUTOUT
>>733016561Notice how the ESA godless nights stop once the cancer went and did the exodus. ESA around 2022 - 2024 really was going down a grim path.
shoutouts to the tech crew!
D E A DEAD
>>733018637Hi Chlods
>>733018353most of the times that one super run breaks the streak of shit runs, but the rest of the runs that come after are even worse. >>733018643any teal or purple run is what you are looking for, unless they were in the middle of a streak like F:NV run.
Why is she so smug?
>it never happened
>SSD dies live on streamWell THAT'S never happened before.
>>733018805she's running with her speedrunning boyfriend.
i see someone killed the run earlyanyway, anon from earlier in the week starting a perfect grade build >>732639870>>732669419 i finishedwell not really, i still need to apply stickersESA was a huge help, don't think i could finish this all silent despite it, the threads, work and video games distracting mewhat did you guys do during the marathon week?
>>733014316I only watched tomb raider 1/3 and both were boring. shit selection of games this year, too many kid stuff.
During that marathon, a run will die. That run will be mine. A javelin in my SSD. A Greek javelin. Maybe your javelin.
>>733018353While there can honestly be some Stockholm syndrome that makes those highly rated ones be appreciated more, it's also true that sometimes luck just happens and those runs are legitimately great and would be treated as such even outside of godless nights
>>733018945finished dragon's crown, then i finished BLACK for ps2
>>733016652i'd rather have everything be just ok and chill than having to be subjected to absolute trash every once in a while
ESA 2026, the year of long runs and tech issues
>>733018945you should look into panel lining (filling all the little grooves and lines with a thin tip marker), it would make it look that much more detailed
>>733018805she knows she gets dicked down by him every night and no women can steal him from her
>>733016414Imagine ever touching brownies brought by someone else after that /k/ thread
>>733018745This remains my favourite OC
>>733019069I think its the best description of GDQ vs ESA>GDQ is the event of extremes. Everything is either and S or a Z>ESA is the event of consistently alright, everything is around D - B
This has to be THE most cursed ESA event ever. Not even the event right after Lovare had her woman moment had this many issues.
>>733018945Playing more Nioh 3, wasn't sure about the changes but it finally clicked for me at the 2nd area and now I'm having fun.
hey staff, if they are holding you hostage say "rubic's cube"
>>733018954Which games/runs would you have liked to see? Just some examples?
>>733019175why'd ya have to go and molest her
>>733018945A bit this and that. Working on chinese gundam and diorama for contests in couple of months. A bit of work.
This mightve been the single most boring speedrun event in history.
>>733019175how did she get away with this
>>733019151Lovare put a witch curse on the event
>>733019204cho aniki
>>733019150>GDQ is the event of extremes. Everything is either and S or a Znot a single truly S run in the last GDQ
>>733019175I miss her...
>>733019069It's nice not having trans right shoved in my face or some annoying host constantly interrupting a run to read something.
>>733019349Yeah I guess I meant Pre-Sent as head of scheduling GDQ. Post-Sent as head of scheduling GDQ is a ZZZ fest because Sent hates speedruns and puts on "showcases"
>>733019349>fire alarm>fire alarm 2>12 bananas before bottingOk let's just lie
Why all the tech issues? Did their tech guy leave during the exodus?
>>733019080i'll look into it, thanksi know about sanding down and painting, thankfully my cuts were mostly pretty good so i only had to do light sanding, and most of my larger errors were done on the darker inner parts so you can't really tellill have to touch up the weapons and hands (those hand cuts were a nightmare) one of these days since those actually do show
>>733019479All of the Czech guys got the plague so it's just dumb Suedes hitting the computers with a rock.
>>733019479tech is the only team that survived the exodus.
do you guys game with your gfs too?
>>733019592I have never had a girlfriend.
>>733019592I will once I get one.
>>733019479They're all sick.
>>733019549God i fucking hate swedes
>>733019592My hands? Yep!
>>733019558we are too busy being flabbergasted by freaks to actually watch the runs instead of shitposting
>>73301943412 bananas was one of the few genuine Z runs out there. People who watch exclusively GDQ give F and Z for free, but that one run completely deserves the rating.
>>733019646
>>733019558You have to remember that speedrunning 5 years ago and before were a lot different than now. Look at some older "frame perfect" runs vs for example this boring ass ER.
>>733019592i had one i used to game withi have surmised that i'd be better off not having a gamer gf next time around, or if i do, set boundaries that sometimes i just want to play video games by myself
>>73301971712 bananas truthers know it was the only HH run this board will ever see
>>733019558If you go by threads there are no good events to watch speedruns themselves, not even RTAs or SSM or something since those threads are just "dead". Not even getting into marathons of shit /v/ loathes
Now that we're reaching the final hours of ESA, what marathons are coming up after this? Anything good?
>>733019204you know, the classic stuff. dark souls, resident evil, doom. I missed mirror's edge, that's a good game for speedruninng. how was the run?
>>733019535NTA but if you want lazy and easy way to do it, Bandai sells panel lining pens. Should probably be able to get them from wherever you got the kit. Literally just filling in the lines with it and then wiping the excess away with a qtip. For the amount of effort, it really elevates the kit.
>>733019592haha yeah
>>733019782She kinda hit he wall since this webm
>>733019924shit. they did some meme mirrored maps thing that the runner couldnt do at all.
I don't care for Elden Ring runs
>>733019924mirror's edge was a disaster, the doom kez one was neat. if you feel like it catch the c&c one too
>>733019592I watched mine play tomb raider and helped her out when she got frustrated by specific jumps. the things she called lara would make incels blush
>>733019964She's just milf maxxing.
>>733019964that was last summer...
Where's Ranni?
>>733019349richard burns rally was truly S
>>733020069i hate how of all the runs i could have missed i specifically wasn't there for either that or the dark souls one, but i was the most attentive during fucking 12 bananas and deja vu
Are they close to the end soon? arr rook same
How do I get a puppery gf
>>733020152just bee urself
>>733019549>>733019556>>733019640qrd?
>>733020152be yourself
>>733020069Did they play the whole championship? I always thought the Richard Burns challenge would make for a cool speedrun..
>>733020236They partook in the cum brownies
>>733020236The meme answer is that they ate the brownies, the real answer is Spanish Flu outbreak in Malmo
>>733019889NSG in AprilUKSG in MayBSG in July
>>733019924It was a wholesome trainwreck with good atmosphere. You'll either love it or hate it.
>>733019889RPGSU and ReallyReallyLongAThon are at the end of March going into April. Speedrun Expo and Retro Runway Restage if you want 3 day JP marathons. Multithon March 26th-29th. Midwest Speedfest and NSG Spring have 3 days in April.
>>733020152Just slide into her dmsSay you like Eldin Ring
Which one of you faggots is this
>>733020236The flu's going around. Not much else to really say.
>>733020227>>733020252I've 'just been myself' for these past 30 years, and I've never gotten a gf
>>733020386probably you
>>733020465sounds like you need to be somone else
>>733020465haha
>>733019889checked oengus calendar and there are wasd 2026 and harvest moon valentines 10dont know if those are any good but it's better than nothing
>>733020465Not like that.
Why doesn't he just run past all the enemies
>>733020465Maybe you should stop lying to yourself. Maybe you're the gf?
>>733020561they give you stuff
>>733020465did you forget to take a shower? you need to be urself and take a shower
>>733020465I agree it's a terrible advice. if i "was myself" I would be in jail.
>>733020465
the first order of business is ask /v/ for dating advice, after that it's all downhill
>>733020465Bee harder
GF any% speedrun when
>>733020707chaste handholding with /v/...
>>733020236>Lots of sudden changes to the schedule>Runners vanishing>Lots of repeat runners>Lots of long runs meant to pad the schedule>Some runners end up running the same game in multiple categories to fill time>E.g. Mario Kart Wii was played 3 times in a row, last night Tomb Raider 3 suddenly got a "bonus run" of The Lost Artifacts >Apparently a "sickness" is going around>No real info on what the sickness is we assume a cold or flu because Mizzow was sniffling all yesterday during his run and there was coughing in the background>Meme answer is Rebeldragon ate them>Other meme answer is the ESA orgy gave them all aids>Other meme answer is they ate theses >>733016414 brownies and ended up sick as around Wednesday is when it started to happen>Take your pick
>>733020775MODS MODS MODS
>>733020465I did it for 30 years too and now I'm immune to their poison
>>733020862but what if rebel dragon fed them aids filled brownies to weaken them and then eat them? checkmate faggot
>>733020465The point of "be yourself" isn't to show your autism on full display, dumbass, it means don't pretend to be someone else because you won't be able to keep it up."Be yourself", but better.
*cough cough* ugh guys... *cough*
>>733019383definitely this too. The donoreaders are not inserting themselves into the runs all the time too.
>>733019558True. Last summer's strayan speedrun was great, thoughever.
ESA speedrunning COVID in a week. 2020%
>>733020952you now rember the 4chan april fool's prank during COVID
OVER
>>733019592Yeah, she plays more vidya than I do.
>>733019592i just play mario party or mario kart with her every once in a while, she doesn't play games, but 100%'ed hogwarts legacy lmao
>>733020983Sadly someone in with ASM was discussing last night that ASM might be kill. Just as they introduced their new winter (well summer for them) event.
does it count as OE considered the timer was running while they tried to turn the pc back on?
>>733020918>eating tainted meat
OVERESTIMATE
a sliver of health leftthey almost choked hard
RATE ELDEN RING: NIGHTREIGN ANY% (SOLO,GLITCHLESS) RUN
OVER ESTIMATEYou know the rules. Z, no exceptions.
>ESA 2026 ends with Edenal crawling to the camera>Gasping, wheezing and coughing>"I'm the last one.. the last survivor">"The brownies.. tell anyone who comes here.. don't touch the brownies..>">"Tell Lovare... I'm sorry for everything..">"Plum... I love you..">Final gasp
>>733021140B
>>733020152She's kinda annoying
>>733021140ZZZ
>>733021140ZZZ for overestimate
>>733021140F
>>733019964Her fishnets were looking pretty good yesterday.
>>733021140B- for a bit boring
>>733021140A
pretty kino endingalso these two are likable runners, their last elden ring run was good too
>>733021140FBoring as heck + OE
>>733021140I'm doin' him a B
OVER ESTIMATEBEYOND RECOVERY
>>733021140C for seeya later fromslop
>>733021161You had me right up until he apologises to Lovare. Pure fiction.
>Steam notifications onuh oh!
>>733021140C
>>733021140A for puppery
>>733021140B+kinda wanna try it out now
>>733021140B- because how boring it was. They did a good job, but a really boring run.
>>733021140B, nice commentary, his runs turn are generally good
>>733021140D for Dem Elden Rangz
rosalina, aka nintendo's lightning
WHAT THE SHIT IS THI
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>>733017715
>>733021140B for bitchin
and a ching chong nip nong bing chilling to you, mr sponsor
>>733021140C for Couldn't Care less.>>733021082That would be a huge bummer.
>>733019889You can suffer with Fatales on March 8th.
>>733021140B, it's a Catalystz + Puppery run where you know what you're getting yourself into.
Make a Wish International only has one child on display
I could probably take this kid in a fight
>>733020346Last UKSG was terrible though
Show Plum's commercial
guys what would be your last wish if you got cancer now
>>733019889Tbh the only ones that get sustainable threads are RTA, ASM, BSG and UKSG. Could be wrong but they're the only ones I see. Sometimes RPG Limit Break overlaps with an event and we watch the trauma dump together.
Guys you do know that COVID NEVER left and the entire place is probably infected with Covid? In sweden there was basically zero rules or anything made to try and prevent the death disease which is why everyone at ESA is probably infected (and might die) by Covid.
>"hello Make a Wish foundation. here's 36k that will barely cover your staff's wages next month"
>>733021563Wonder what they're going to use as their last wish.
>>733021140CGoodnight. It was fun. I mostly talked about the people of ESA rather than the games. Will have ESA on the TV but will likely sleep through the relay and ending.
Why don't the kids just wish to not have cancer? Are they stupid?
oh my god they even gave him a little hat and uniform
>>733021563It doesn't help that Planks is an antivaxxer who thinks masks are for pussies.
>>733021082kill how?
>>733021461>ESA actually chooses a charity that does something>Meanwhile GDQ chooses a charity that basically just prints leaflets and distributes them but they get millions because "muh cancer"I swear a lot of the viewers get duped into thinking PCF is a cancer research charity when its not, its a cancer "awareness" charity.
>>733021560Alexis Texas dressed as Princess Peach sits on my face until I peacefully pass.
>>733021560Give $10 million to the responsible people in my family
>>733021659nice
Is the runner using the pillow to hide his boner?
>>733021563>Lovare planted home made brownies injected with an advanced strain of Covid as her final revenge.Devilish.
>>733021712yes, and?
>>733021669"do not insert yourself in giant microwave, do not eat 1 million bananas, dont lick the elphant's foot at chernobyl, don't sniff asbestos" wow thanks gdq
As i get older the more sad i get seeing kids get a shitty hand dealt in life
>>733021669we need to make the gdq viewers aware of that by hacking the stream and crushing their market dominance
>>733021560a pup
>>733021563FUCK Sweden big jon dodged another bullet
>>733021669The money ESA raises won't even pay the wage for the 2 attentionwhore e-thots they sent to represent Make a wish at ESA
>>733021560Nuke Portland
>>733021667Aussie Government pulled their funding which they relied on for venues etc.
>>733021758only He can call her pup
>>733021560A can of Pringles.
>>733021560the complete destruction of israel and its people
>>733021758she's so average. is this really a 10/10 in yurop?
>>733021563ESA is speedrunning all of 2020 in a week.
>>733021823yes
>>733021823proably closer to a solid 7
>>733021823Post your 10/10
>>733021823any woman (biological) is a 10/10 for me
>>733021560to die faster
Checking in on Warwick speedruns while we wait for the final run, and wtf are these milestones.
>>733013179Is the next run the last of the event?
>>733021823for a girl playing vidya and when you are into cute she is a 10
>>733021823average girls are the new meta. everyone is tired of the hot girl's shit.
>>733021563corvid only kills geriatrics and weaklingsit's a meme disease
>>733021962Yes
>>733021913
>>733021957They're flying Miku to Warwick? And it only cost $2k euros?
>>733021957what is this warwick stuff?
>>733022032beautiful
How to get speedrunner gf (female)?
>caughing in the background
>>733022032
>>733022104Go to ESA.
>>733022032>>733022103please...........stop..........
>>733022134and NOT to gdq
Bought the shirt on the right by the way
>they're seeing other peopleit's jover
>>733022104just bee urself
>>733022104Be a speedrunner (male)have gf (female)let her run meme categories with you (foids don't speedrun)
>warwick is pronounced worrikMake it make sense, bongers
>I've been playing with other people, in nightreign haha>catalyst's smile and optimism dissappearsWhat did she mean by this?
>>733022032>>733022103outdatedpost her at her peak bulldykeness
I forgot kixy was a chaser
>>733022114bro i miss this dude. dont think he was at the last gdq ;_; hope he is well
>>733022192but have you also bought Plum?
>>733022202>>733022217I knew she had that NTR smile
>>733022286egg
>>733022253Fucks going on with that curtain
>>733021913>Post your 10/10
>>733022260Whatever happened to Ruffledbricks? He was at every speedrun event playing worms for like 2 years then jusy vanished once he played every worms.
>>733022217>she's blinking away tearsWhat the fuck lol
>>733022226Second picture is from last gdq but here you go.
>>733021823better than the trannies in GDQ
>>733014135is this plum in the archive?I think i missed it
>>733022339>he doesn't tie up his curtainngmi
>>733022286Nothing could look worseHe should have stuck with balding
HERE COMES
>>733022342
PLUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>americans be like yo what the fuck you call puppery a 10 lmaaooololol
CUM IN PLUM TO BLESS THE RUN
>>733022345mental breakdown
PLUM COMMERCIAL LET'S GOOOOOOOO
YES
Aw shit, I'm PLUMMIN
PLUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>733021529it's on
Kind of embarrassing..
>>733022425
HERE COMES PLUM
>>733021529Your wish was granted.
>>733022345he went to a GDQ and had an existential crisis
I'M PLUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i ever go to ESA, i'm bringing a custom made plum body pillow
SEX WITH PURPLE WIZARD GIRL !!!!
THE FINAL PLUM
PLUMLUM
hot mic >yolmao
Friendly reminder: The Plum VA sells pics of her feet online.
CUM IN PLUM
This commercial is specifically for /v/
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM
CLAPPING ALL YOUR HANDS TIL THEIR NUMB
>>733022498They any good?
Whoever pointed out that this version of the video is in mono is a cocksucker because I can't unhear it
PLUM
>>733022518This implies more than two hands
PEOPLE STOP TO STARE YEAHDIDNT MEAN TO SCARE YASTRUTTING TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUMHERE COMES PLUM!
What is the current lore on Plum's voice actress?
>>733022537AYO
HERE COMES PLUM !!!!!
pfffft "alongside"
>>733022560Yeah it's been bothering me too, and I might not have otherwise noticed.
>>733022569this guy could lay out everyone itt
>>733022597About as much as a mascot as the yellow haired girl in the emotes.PLUM RUNS THIS SHIT
>>733022597Poor ESA-Chan. She's just completely forgotten outright.
>>733022575I think still schizo but also still hot
>maniac mansion Unironically based
>>733022647who would win?
>>733022597Goose cope
>>733022664ESA-chan?
>>733022481SLOWER
>>733022684How the fuck do you speedrun that?
>>733022687Rebeldragon ofc
>>733022260He did have another spree, uh, I mean run and it was simply amazing, haha>>733022375There was no full version posted. Draw anon, reported back from his ban with that image, but I haven't seen anything since then. Hope he wasn't too bummed out about the whole thing.
The thread's response to Plums song is Pavlovs dog-tier
>>733022687I can’t stop thinking about his high kick. His ratio of girth to hip flexibility is mesmerizing.
>>733022597so how did Plum even became ESA's mascot? what is the relation to the game?
>>733022664Is that the girl in the emotes? The ones crying etc?>>733022597Goosebert got BTFO to background character after the people showed their demand for Plum in the poll
wow that sow is fucking fat
>>733022707She's been around for a much longer time than Plum
I wonder how the people who made Chenso Club feel about the fact that Plum outlived their game and company and actually has some sort of fandom.
>>733022687If there's anyone with mild paint skills, I'd really like a version of Saturn Devouring His Son but with RebelDragon eating another runner
>>733022718
>>733022780it's incredible how this image is burned in my head since i've seen it
Is Edenal the only staff left from before Lovare set ESA on fire?
>>733021823Compared to burger women, yes.
>>733022687Not sure why this run wasnt the top rated one purely because of this
>>733022797even they forgot about her
>>733022757whats his name again? can you link me the gdq run?
>>733022687This needs a Vulgar Display of Power edit.
>>733022791would
>>733022597Esh kills the aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
>>733021669Does 36k even cover puppery's monthly makeup budget?>>733021823She's like a 7 in the wild, but that makes her a 9 at a speedrun event. Catalystz would do much better getting a pure butterface rather than an almost pretty girl who will homie hop as soon as he lets his guard down.
>>733022797Brutally mogged by Plum I'm afraid.
>>733022687https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejiwyTOGmgk
>>733022883same, would cum in Plum
>>733013179Hi ESA, I like the Plum plushie but for Summer can you please make a pocket pussy version? Keychains are just easier to travel around with. Thnxxx
Just do the damn relay!
>>733022915>Catalystz would do much better getting a pure butterface rather than an almost pretty girl who will homie hop as soon as he lets his guard down.Maybe they love each other, you freak
>>733022945i posted in the wrong thread, now i will get raped by janny
>>733022970Nice RTAchan anon. I've got one too
>>733022202>>733022217>>733022304>>733022357I knew as soon as I saw those fishnets that she was on the market. Couldn't have been more obvious.>>733022253What a shame.
>>733022945anon, the pokemon mystery dungeon thread is next door
>>733022790Yeah. I can't remember the last time she's ever been on shirts or anything other then the emotes. >>733022789They were hired by Pixadome to run the Plum commercial to get people interested in their game. The Plum commercial was super catchy and people liked it, but didn't realize Chenso Club was the name of the game, so they had no idea what game she's from, so the viewers and thread just sort of adopted her.
>>733022970sorry you'll have to make do with the goosebert dildo, up on the shelf there
>>733022987theyre too busy trying to keep rebeldragon away from the remaining runners. He's hungry.
>>733022945
It's crazy how the mental part can affect the physical recovery.
>>733022945kinda based ngl
>>733023013you deserve it
>>733022945I too wish you would get raped by a pack of houndooms
>>733022872Had to search myself, but found it. Apparently it was at the agdq from last year, but it was technically his 2nd run at the event. https://youtu.be/zwK7PTdZo10?t=3
>>733023013Welcome to the ESA thread, Pokefucker. It's the last run, but stick around.
>>733022829plap plap plap
>>733023073kek
>>733022687When was this?
How come they don't want me, man...
>>733023158the vod was taken down, too violent
>>733023158Professer vs Rebeldragon incentive
>>733023139
>>733023158it was revenge for this incident
>>733023129oh ive seen that. thanks for finding his name though.
I have come to conclusion gdq is pozzed bc they want it, ESA had few trannies but was not the main focus of the event
>They're so desperate to meet 40k that they're gonna do a Rebeldragon eats Edenal live on stream incentive
>>733023013It's over.
>>733023181Goosebert reeks of a mascot trying to ride the Untitled Goose Game train back when that relevant, they could've at least come up with a more interesting design that rocks ESA's colors.
why is edenal cosplaying as steve jobber
>>733023289I didn't watch it live this year because I'm tired of the dono readers screaming over every single run. I had a VOD come on from Youtube autoplay and I counted Trans Rights being said 10 times before I switched the video less than 20 minutes in.
>ESA so devoid of originality that they steal GDQ's epic idea from AGDQ this year
>>733023375SUGMA NUTS
better make new plums for summer esanobody will buy goosebert plushies
>skenmy on mic for last runPlease no begging hype train shit.
>>733023328Edenal literally bought the biggest goose plushie he could find on Temu and has been pushing that fucker as hard as he can because lulz goose is funny.
>nu mario partycringe
>>733023418This doesn't look anything like adef's pokemon neporun, anon.
>>733023289I mean yeah. UKSG got into bed with GDQ this year and the change was noticeable this year. INSTANTLY pozzed.
kino time, these are always great
>>733023478Mario Party Superstars is one of the few good ones though
>>733023502was the nepo run the worst rated by /v/?
who is making the plum plushies anyway
>>733023009See >>733022217>>733022357>>733022202You're so naive it's cute.
>>733023467Ended up legit seething that nobody was buying Goosebert shirts that he went on stream and told people to buy them put up a public poll last year on who is better Goosebert or Plum and Plum won by a long shot kek. Absolute failed forced meme.
>>733023582children
>>733023478Last Mario Party game I've tried is one of the GameCube ones and even that felt worse than the N64 ones. Dunno how it is now.
>>733023582the chenso club
>people in a linealready better than the gdq shitshow relay
>second minigame >already lost
This run seems fun>>733023582the youngest Chinese children Edenal could find
>GDQ copies ESA's homework>Gets a better grade
Relays are always so fun and comfy
Are these are all old minigames?
>the cough going around>everyone touch the same controller
>>733023623Plum slavedriving the Clubbers that aren't as popular...
KIXY A KUTE
>>733023605Is that why there's so much more Plum this year, along with Plum shirts and the plushie?
Do we really need the fucking camera swap?
>The camera cuts to Skenmy during each switch so we dont get new entrance webmsLame
ah so that's how you draw a circle!
Kixy <3
So where the fuck were all these people during the week?
start the fucking game!
>>733023579I believe so, yes. Just a string of unbroken K ratings. Beat out the Super Metroid and Alien Isolation runs, effortlessly.
>>733023502The run that made /v/ wish they were watching keizaron
>>733023763the orgy
Wait, these are from previous mario party games?
>>733023694As long as they don't eat the brownies they're fine>>733023727Yeah, Edenal conceded that Plum is superior to his forced meme
What minigame is gonna be the first to filter someone?
>>733014584>XY rated low despite the gigabased finnish hard R runner>crystal rated high because
>>733023763in the CUM IN PLUM room
>>733023757Why do so many look at the stream and not the actual console. Do they not notice the input lag?
>>733023694oh god....
>>733023741I don't see what we gain by switching the camera to him for 2 seconds.
>>733023757She's got a great smile.
>>733023812Yeah it's a best of collection
>>733023818Go-kart racing would be my bet>>733023741That sucks actually
>they all use the same controllerlast chance to get your esa sickness
B-b-b-bumper balls
>donation from infected
>>733023692
guyswhat do we do when it's all over?
>>733023812Mario Party Superstars is a remake of the first Mario Party so there are old and new minigames
>>733023828Speedrunners arent the brightest
>>733023892Hibernate for 6 months.
>>733023763Probably recovering for the finale
>>733023892take a shower and go back to playing trails from zero
>>733023763there are a lot of activities outside of the runs so problably there, or sick with the ESAids
>>733023892Despair
>>733023932>its the fifth time this idiot player drown???
>>733023892goon
>>733023892play video games
>>733023892I need a list of upcoming speedrun events and which are likely to get threads!
>>733023892I'll try to actually play games.
>>733023892Go back to practicing your speedrun. You do run something, right anon?
WE WANT REBELDRAGON
>>733023502What made that so bad?And how do i find it
>>733023947some dude that claimed to be at the event said that there were way more people than what you'd think from the crowd in the stream but i didn't believe him til now
>>733024003LMAO
>>733023892More Nioh 3 I guess, but I'm on NG+ and ehhh, I am not a fan of the open area, they should have kept it as selecting missions.
stop cutting to skenmy, techniggers
ZENOUTTO
I don't want ESA to end!!!!
/ourguy/ wins once again
>>733023892Find a job.Get a gf.Raise a family.
Whos streaming retardy later this evening today?
>>733024015I think it's always like that, they make a point of mentioning that they have a shitload of things to do theremaybe i'll go in summer, get drunk as fuck and report back
>>733023992Warwick Speedrunning: February 14-15Frost Fatales: March 8-14Gamers For Hope: March 13-15InstaSpeedathon: March 20-23Multithon: March 26-30RPG Speedrunner Union: March 29-April 4Really Really Lots of Lore: March 30-April 15Midwest Speedfest: April 17-19NSG Spring: April 24-26
>Sorry, I can't sit in the crowd as I'm "sick">Sorry, I can't attend your run as I'm "sick">Sorry, I cant do my run as I'm "sick" you'll need to find a replacement>Suddenly everyone turns up for this
>>733024003i don't run anything but im really good at noitatoo bad roguelikes are shit for speedrunning
>>733023892keep playing as i am doing right now i guess
>>733023892Well, it's Valentine's Day so you should be spending time with your gf
>>733024098actually makes me wanna go too to check for myself
>>733024060You don't like seeing some fat guy halfway off screen for an uncomfortably long lingering shot?
Is skenmy really going to read every single donation that comes in?
>>733024098I'm considering doing the same. I live in Sweden anyway. But Idk if going by myself is a good idea. Maybe I'll be an outcast for a week and post on /v/ from my hotel room
>Kung FluThat's fucking racist
>>733024098A bunch of people stumbled in drunk from a night out last night and pretty much hijacked the Sly run, it was funny
>the kung fluI can't believe they let that slide
dios mios...
>>733024013It was a neporun on a modded cart of pokemon that made the game easier, removed half the story, gave him cheat items to instantly level his pokemon, had a cheat attack, he would frequently restart the game to cheat in more stuff, and still went multiple hours overestimate. That was being played as the Grand Finale of the event. I'm sure there was more I'm forgetting too.
>>733023892Shave and play more mewgenics.
>camera whips side to side oin the slot racing mini gameWhy not just keep it fucking static?
>>733024171i actually like skenmy, but this shit is annoying as fuck
I wasn't looking, how did they get 4k in a few minutes?
>>733024193how about the kong flu
>>733024060But then how will Skenmy get his attention!?
how the fuck did the Yoshi CPU miscount that much?
>>733024098>>733024164>>733024185let's all go!
>>733024267Someone donated 1k just now. Not sure about the rest
>>733024273That's AIDS, Anon.
>>733024267through donations
>>733024267Someone donated $1000
>slot-car derby = slakkar darbywho gave skenmy the microphone
>>733024223I see, i no longer want to see it.Thanks for sharing
I think they're trying to have it transition from the next player standing next to Skenmy to the walkup, but it's a bit of an ask in terms of timing.
>>733024267yuro yeti
>>733024223Sent is just a pushover. The amount of neporuns have tripled since he took over scheduling. Can he not say no or something?
>>733024287Yoshi is canonically retarded.
hey this is the retarded mario party games op image
STOP SHOWING SKENMY'S FATFUCK FACE
This dude SUCKS, I hope luigi wins.
luigi is such a creep
Chlods...
>luigi folling himLMAO
>>7330242673X donation matching
>>733024361Does he strike you as the kind of guy to be able to say no?
>>733024385someone webm
It's Valentine's, and I'm in love....
>>733024267GDQ copied their relay run so in response ESA copied the Yetee
>Cholds
choooooke!
a chlods
Noticing.
Chlods lost,,,
Woman moment
Chlods looks like the progeny of that one meme bald dude.
CHOKE
>>733024267money laundering, whatever that is
>Luigi jumpmogging Chlods
>>733024117Nothing to lose anymore - its the finale and who cares if you catch or spread the ESAids
CHLODS THUNDER TIGHTS
>>733024428More like>Chokes
Fat fuck throwing 3 times for more screen time, glad I muted.
lmao chad luigi hits him right after he gives up on the snowball
For shame Clods. For shaaame.
>>733024434what a CUTIE
>>7330242673x donation matching plus someone donating $1k
>throwing for more chlodsI'm liking that
>>733024434bitch looks like the ice age critter
>Chlods embarassing herself in front of Hypnoshark
chlods rocks! need a chlods gf so bad bros
Chlods looks like what the Romans saw chilling in the marsh when they invaded Britain
Think they'll reach 50k?
>>733024434still would
Wait, is the AI set to retarded?
>>733024601yes
>>733024394>>733024506who's matching it?
WTF is Luigi's problem?
this is pretty entertaining ngl
>>733024601No, it says "Easy", not "Retarded"
>>733024601They matched it to the average ESA player...
what's your favorite minigame /v/?for me, 3 had the one where youre in a biplane shooting at other peopleor the pizza eating one
>skenmy jumpscare
>>733024652Why are you repeating yourself, Anon?
>mogged by Luigi again
>>733024640Somehow our tax money
>>733024565no
>>733024640bezos
Final mig?>>733013179>>733013179>>733013179
>>733024601It's Mario Retardy : ESA Edition
>>733024679I always enjoyed fishing
>>733024679crane game because it's fucking bullshit
>>733024685No, "Retarded" is called "Game Journalist" difficulty in this version. "Easy" is actually separate from that.
Robert Pattinson's lost cousin
At what point are they going to start chanting "LET'S GO TWITCH CHAT LET'S GO" and Chrism will start feeling dead inside again?
HOLE IN ONE!!!
Eyy, there's my caddy!
ONLY REAL MIGGERS IN HERE>>733024658>>733024658>>733024658
>>733024679the one in 4 where you avoid getting squished by the pages of a book
absolute chad hole in one
>>733024681He cuts the camera to himself because he is an attention whore.
>fuzzyness on the controls>somehow makes the run go overestimate with one minigame
>>733024434She kinda looks like she could be this guy's progeny.
Is that Carson Hocevar?
>punished for going too fastThat's pretty fucking stupid
>>733024720>>733024816oh no
>>733024993gotta go at moderate pace
>>733024679It has to be Bombs Away for my kid self
Wait they got a random hotel worker to play?>she’s never played it
huh you dont get a speed bonus?
uh oh
>>733023579Yes. Genuinely the most poorly received or rated "run" in the 13 years of /v/ watch GDQ.
>>733023582the make-a-wish children need to reach plushie quotas or else their wish won't be granted
