Hear me out
>conventionally attractive woman
>>733064794earthy..
There's no need to type like a redditor/twitter user here. Just post her without a word an everyone will know exactly what you want to discuss.
No need to hear you out. She's my wife and she's made for kisses and hugs and nights out at fancy restaurants and marriage
Unironically bought a fleshlight because of her
>>733066450such a good girlshame shes not very useful in combat but I upgraded her before Flurrie because fuck that fat ugly cloud
This mushroom is so hot like you wouldn't believe.
>>733066450She is a jelly bean with a face and legs broAt least anthropomorphize her first
>>733066871no.
>>733066871eyelashes is all it takes brother
I have heard
Played this game last year and it's the definition of a 5/10
>Hear me out>Any conventionally attractive woman
>>733066871I only masturbate to on model depictions of goombella
>>733066871I consider anybody who needs anthro or stapled on balloon tits to get going on the same level as jungle primates.
>>733066871>a mushroom with hair, eyes, a mouth and feet>not anthropomorphized???
>>733066871You don’t get the appeal and that’s ok. She’s just not for you
>>733068880uuugh fucking sex orb
>>733068880fucking ghost BRAT
>>73306462510/10 sentient buttplug bitch
>>733068187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UQAyj98gOI
Lady Bow > Goombella > Ms Mowz > Bombette > Vivian > Madame Flurrie
>>733068880>I was a mostly normal human being before Paper Mario >Came away from 64 and TTYD wanting to fuck a goomba, several ghosts and a femboy shadow thing What the fuck kind of subliminal messaging or cursed magic did the devs put in those games? And why was it so thoroughly and sorely missing from the other games?
I have graduated from Goombas. I look to greener pastures now.
>>733064625>>733068880
wut
Goomb
>>733064625do you think she would be really squishy if you tried laying down on her while having sex really hard
>>733072639Based.
>>733074079That's the power of appealing characters.
I wish she was fatter.
>>733066871>anthrolynch anthroniggers
Krystal Ball
>>733064625Coom in the Goom
>>733066501Multibonk is is really good for taking large chunks off of enemy's HP.
>>733066871Where do you think you are?
>>733084374>G-rated character design>Has a functioning sexuality when "off-the-clock"That is cute
>>733084689Shane is a lunatic of taste
>>733085154I need to see more of this.
>>733085220He's done a few puppet comics
I like big GOOMBS AND I CANNOT LIE
>>733085632Me too.
>>733064625>>733066450>>733066871Honestly?I just like her personality I wouldn't fuck her but I'd love to have a friend like her
>>733064625>over 20 pounds of pussy and borb!
>>733064625>next to no bombette fan artTruly criminal
>>733064625Paper Mario TTYD is wish fulfilment. Who doesn't want a witty and hot young college student who's really into you following you around 24/7 as you go on an aventure together? Especially since the field tattle mechanic means you're constantly hearing from her and getting her input and reactions to everything the whole time. Lots of RPGs just straight up do not sell this aspect of going on an adventure because the devs are too lazy to write bespoke dialogue for your companions to say regarding every single NPC and every single room and specific location. TTYD did and it makes all the difference. Goombella feels way more real than the perpetually silent and unreactive statues that are your party members in every other RPG.
>>733066871>At least anthropomorphize her first
>>733088562I love games that make you feel like you're on an adventure WITH someone in that regard. I love Midna in Twilight Princess and Kazooie in the BK games for the same reason as Goombella in TTYD.
>>733064625
>>733089279what's plumber boy gonna do?
She doesn't have ears though
>>733082978>Bowlo Candy
>>733064625GOOMBA GOT BACK
>>733089440what's plumber boy gonna ACK
>>733064625No
>>733085747>>733064794is this what onmodelfags want?
>>733095216YES
Bros I just got a TI-36x which is one step down form a graphing calculator, this thing rocks.
>>733095216In that vicinity, yes. If you think we're going to say we want anthro boobs instead, you're mistaken.
>>733066871>he can't find something attractive unless it looks like a real normal humanHow did you like the Super Bowl, Norman? Did you hear gas prices are down?
>>733095686i love this artist
>>733095686Is the log really necessary
>>733096838When you gotta go, you gotta go!
>>733096838i think the artist does non-log versions now, probably didn't do that around the creation of this image
Alright anon you got the integer 16. I need you to find the integer you can multiply 16 by such that if you then took the modulus 109 of that product you'd be left with 1 because we need 1 for some reason I guess. You want to impress Goombella right?
>>733097801goombella is an anthropology major she studies humanities not maths
>>733098203Wouldn't it be Goomities.
>>733098237No. Goombella craves BHC.
>>733064625I'm more of an orb man.
>>733068880>>733074406Yes, very good.>>733082978That's a korb.
Hear me out.
>>733098813this, i would
>>733098813The bottom left one, sure.
>>733084374Zack is cute
For me it's goomba proportions but with oppai
Cute.
>>733064625Made for throat fucking
>>733099108Hello, Gajin-Goomba.
>>733099232Good for hiding stolen (you)s under.
>>733099108if only there was more than one drawing where exactly this happens
goombella for the last time you dont need to tell me how sexually attractive the enemy is or isnt every time you tattle
>>733103498Why are you taking her into battle with human men?
>>733099169dang
dude with this piece of shit can't even handle 4^21 mod 6 i actually have to do the fucking fast exponentiation it's not hard it's just confusing
>>733105585What?
>>733103498
oh its 1 so the two numbers are coprime so all plaintexts have a unique cipertext of course
>>733108081Huh?
>>733103381>Epstein tapped that
>>733094784how come goombella isn't more disturbed about mario killing so many of her kind? she's kind of a race traitor
>>733108419because she doesnt want to fuck any of them
>>733108419Personally I would not feel remorse for violent thugs being stomped even if they were my kind.
>>733108461Small girls in mario games prefer human men only, it's true.
>>733067989>Dedicated library software for flash gamesKino, what is this called?
>>733064780Get off of /v/, Goom Goom
why would you want to fuck a chestnut
>>733109490Because it's a female and it's looking at me like this.
>>733088562>Especially since the field tattle mechanic means you're constantly hearing from her and getting her input and reactions to everything the whole timeAs someone that grew up on 64 and TTYD, you literally never use her field ability
>>733109581It really doesn't take much.
>>733109620Imagine not even using it on bosses to see their HP.You missed out on a lot of soulful writing, too.
>>733066450you need help
>>733109620I read every single tattle on every enemy and every location and every npcIt's legit 90% of the reason to play the game. It's why I don't care about 64, Goombario is a bore and never says anything interesting
>>733110083At the end of the day, why would you give a fuck what some dumb kid has to say when the other option is a cute college chick who's smart as a tack and thinks you're hot
>>733108225e*d = 1 mod (p - 1)(q - 1), tell people p*q and e but keep the other stuff secret congratulations you can now communicate secretly for the next 10 years until quantum computers come out
>>733110212
>>733108632Flashpoint
>>733110278encrypt: #^e mod pqdecrypt: #^d mod pq
>>733110597
>>733068880ok but seriously, did they really need to make her so damn fucking hot?
>>733110658Yeah, Miyamoto said the game couldn't launch without her being sexy.
>>733110658Characters should be appealing unless they're ugly on purpose.
>>733110647e publicp*q publice(d) mod (p-1)(q-1) = 1encrypt: #^e mod p*qdecrypt: #^d mod p*qwrite that down you have 10 years good luck agent
>>733110647(oh yea p and q are two different prime numbers and e is a positive number that is less than and coprime to (p-1)(q-1)) pps (p-1)(q-1) is Φ
>>733110919>>733111086Did I just get recruited to kill John Lennon or something I'm just trying to post boos, man.
>>733099108This fixes Goombella. A character having no boobs greatly limits what you can do with her.
oh thank fuck I can use table to encrypt/decrypt I thought I was creamed
>>733110425This is what triggered the great Goomba Vespers in the Mushroom Kingdom, and why Goombella hasn't been seen since.
>>733110083You have an advanced form of autism. I'll tattle every enemy to fill the log, but I'm not doing every area, let alone every NPC. Especially since some of them change throughout the story.
>>733099108I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
nintendo ruined me.
>>733112038I look at this image and I instantly see my wife.
>>733112175>France took that much of the Burgandan InheritanceWhat a nightmare.
>>733112175you need to make your wife bigger
>>733112472She's pretty big already.
>>733064625she looks like a penis
>>733112921She used to be a featureless blob before I met her. Guess her body adapted.
imagine removing her teeth and just face fucking her on demand
>>733064625literally designed to bounce on (my) dick for hours
>>733113308That's what boos are for, dingus.
>playing TTYD on dolphin>runs perfectly even at high res>get to the glitz locker room (only the locker room specifically)>performance suddenly fucking tanks what the hell is going on in that locker room to cause this
>>733111691you see it as a chore, I just enjoyed the dialogue. I didn't use tattle for Goombario even half as often because I didn't give a fuck what he had to say. You're modeling me like yourself, like I was checking a tickbox because that was the task put in front of me, like you did for the log. If anything, that attitude is the autistic one. You should be doing what you want to do because you enjoy doing it, not doing tasks in a videogame out of some sense of obligation.
>>733109718I would leik to tickle her
>>733113493LET HER OUTTTT
>>733089279Cut from the remake btw
Okay, but I hate Starlow. Annoying cunt.
>>733066871Alright anon, I found a pic that might suit your more acquired taste.
>>733113527>N-no youI tattle everything so I don't have to equip Peekaboo. You read every single dialogue because you like DEI tranny localize fanfiction. We are not the same.
>>733113847
>>733068880Lady Bow is probably the sexiest Paper Mario partner, regardless of what form she takes.
>>733114242ghost feet
>>733114153I grew up playing it in Japanese. The English localisation is actually better weirdly enough. Japanese Christine is way more of a girly girl, she has a way more annoying, stereotypical -わ speech tic. She has less interesting things to say too. I really enjoyed playing TTYD way later in English, Goombella is a much more interesting character. Sorry to hear you're in denial about your autism anon
>>733114114anyone have this but on modelmaybe with paws
>>733074079Bro, I think it's you
>>733114301Nice chatgpt answer, I definitely believe you, anon-kun
>>733114884retard
>>733098565>Krisball>>733112038>>733114168
Sex with Mushroom women.
>>733115940source?
>>733116707She can't say that!
>>733064625no wendy?
