How are you enjoying it? Adventure mode? Ranked? Local co-op?
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I'm remaking your thread later without AI.
>>733092673Why did they get dressed?
>>733092673My wife Peach would never kiss that ugly bitch
>Wake up>Influx of futa RosalinaAll is well
What’s the best racket for Peach?
>>733093251illegal sperm bank
>>733093519lol
>>733091879>adventureshovelware mode and why all youtubers and reviewers are shitting their pants, it was a mistake to include this mode>everything elsepeak of the series.
Rosalina
>>733092798Never heard of safersex?
>>733092673me and who?????
Why does my character just sometimes refuse to hit Rosalina's lob shota? I'm standing right where it's gonna land hitting the buttons yet he just stands there like a retard. It feels like a bug, and what's Rosalina's weakness even supposed to be?
>>733091879>>733092673when ate they going to be frotting their futa cocks?
>>733096037>Why does my character just sometimes refuse to hit Rosalina's lob shotaprobably too high up>what's Rosalina's weakness even supposed to beshe doesn't really excel at anything, also her average speed and meh reach makes her pretty susceptible to fever shots, especially hazard types
>>733096249She definitely excels at lobs, and the curve of them and the tighter timing of returns definitely takes a bit to get used to, so it’s pretty free wins on new players
This is what I think of tennishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iMYWzer1wY
>>733091879Is it true the animations are reused from Ultra Smash?
>>733099741>Mario Strikers Charged and Super Mario Sluggers reusing animations:I>Mario Tennis Fever reusing animations to have more content>:(
I kind of want to buy it so i can play as peach
>>733100834I'll buy it once they add a kiss minigame
>>733100834Nothing stopping you except “muh price” retards on this board that order DoorDash every night
>>733100834But there are plenty of games where you already do that.
>>733100834'mping
>>733100834why only kind of
ded game already after less than a week
>>733105576>finds matches instantlynot my problem
i pick Pauline because she's fast and has massive boobs
cannon btw
>>733108460whoops meant to post this
>>733108460No no I like this cannon more.
>>733108460What cannon? The cannons on bomb omb battlefield?
>>733108460Pretty sure she enjoys the kong too
>>733108837I both despise and like his futa art.
>>733110234>despisewhy?
>just beat a Rosalina player with a golden mushroom racket while playing as baby Mario with a personal racket
>nobody even trying to make a launch day /v/eekendit's actually so over
>>733110906Well, you can't actually make big rooms and vtards are lazy as fuck
Anons are just busy with their girlfriends this weekend :^)
>>733111185I mean this is true except wife. I was waiting until our day was over but was too tired and fell asleep too
>>733092673how do you self insert into this as a guy?
>>733111572I tease, but it was gf for me. My rank slipped from 150 on friday to nearly 400, but I’m too tired to play right now
>>733110419He ventures too much into extreme proportions. And I hate offmodel art.
>>733092798Clothed sex fetishKind of hot actually
anyone got that Rosalina dash racket webm?
>>733112027>watch futa porn>WTF! THIS IS OFF MODEL!no shit nigger
>>733112996You can make futa without big ass dicks, tits and thighs and stuff.. You see the same shit in non futa art.
>>733113119Futa is by definition off model unless it's kaine.If it's off model already. If you don't want off model then why the fuck you are looking for women with dicks?
>>733113449Thats the stupidest excuse Ive ever heard
how do I play this with you /v/aggots
>>733113764HELLO RETARDS
>>733110906anon i've told you before we can't do fucking /v/eekends with tennis and we never could
>>733091879Yuri!
I've only tried the tournament mode so far. Completed singles star mode and want to do doubles next to unlock Baby Waluigi.
>>733116515
>>733116515>>733116858She looks pregnant here
>>733092673my cock between their lips
>>733095689can i be peach
>>733116515>>733116858how does she hide her futa with such a short skirt?
>>733091879Princess Daisy wearing dolphin shorts. Nothing else matters.
you faggots talked me into buying this game and can't even keep a thread alive on the first weekendfuck you
>>733091879I hate Peach
>>733121289no one talked you into buying it we said we cant do /v/eekends.
>>733092681why?
just made it as the first baby mario in the top 100 rankingwe're all gonna make it boys, never give up on your character
I feel like I’m too stupid for this gameI’ve never been good at sports but I wanted to play Mario tennis fever since I liked the old Mario tennis games but I feel like the CPU is really hard to the point that they destroy me on the higher difficulties. I get they aren’t supposed to be easy but I truly don’t understand this game. Is anyone else having issues with the AI being too hard? Any help or tips is much appreciated as well
>>733122254the higher levels of AI read your inputs and react in inhuman ways, don't take them as a measure of your skill
>>733122254I've never understood shot selection in mario tennis at all. I still don't know if there is a way to choose the direction your ball spins.
>>733122430the direction depends on if you hit it forehand or backhand
>>733092673Women owe me full viewing rights watching them bump uglies.
>>733122254first of all lower the difficulty, second of all play tournaments or tower trials (or adventure mode but that shits boring)ok heres some basics just to be safetop spin in most cases makes the ball bounce higher than other shots and also has a slight knockback effectslices are mostly used defensively, it lets you get knockbacked less, certain characters use slices offensivelyflats are your go to fast shots, but it will depend where the ball is and if you double press the button and if it's fully chargedspeaking of>difference between pressing and double pressingpressing a button once will let you have more control over where the ball goes, great if the opponent is leaving a side vulnerabledouble pressing makes you put more power into the shot, but you have less control over it.now that the basics are out of the way, be sure to go into the settings and bind drop shots and lobs into the shoulder buttons, and cancel charge too, lobs and drop shots are great ways to catch your opponent off guardif you understand all this you understand the basics of mario tennis, characters have individual stats and gimmicks which are sometimes explained in the character select. waluigi for example has atrocious stats but he has great reach which isn't shown in his stats. for fever rackets, if it's a hazard racket it'll only be applied if it hits your court, so you can effectively counter a cpu's fever by hitting it before it lands.countering a fever shot with another fever shot won't always work by the way, if the ball isn't directly infront of your character or if the ball is sent way too fast you'll end up running after the ball and then concede a point. sometimes it's best to counter it the normal way.use rackets that complement your character's strength or even weakness, if they for example can charge a certain shot quicker, they pair well with fire and ice flower which shoots more balls the bigger the charge.TLDR: learn the basics first
>>733123128forgot to mention star shots but you need to be inside the star instead of slightly touching it to properly do a star shot.
>>733092681It's not AI, that resolution 800x870 would have trouble with small hand details. It's also got a signature on Daisy's ass.retard.
>>733092681Sauce is Chibicheeks on pixiv. Your hatred clouds your judgement, fren
Which characters feel the worst to you guys?
>>733123671but I agree that AI-assist for cleaning up is actually good use of AI
>>733122347>>733123128>>733123229Thank you, I will save this info
>>733111701You can try not being autistic and just jerk off to the hot chicks
Man, I just can't get petey's flat shot serve consistently. I feel like if I master it, he will be really good. Petey is my new fave.
>>733124198nta but read it again, it's not human art cleaned up by ai, it's ai art cleaned up by a human.
>>733123917I don't care for speedy characters
>>733091879why was Bowser trying to impress Baby Peach?
>>733123917boom boom is easily the worst, too easy to exploit him to death with lobs and dropspiranha plant is a close second for having a terrible lunge with not great range on average speed
>>733126246he's already really good without it, people just topspin or slice serve
>>733127021Nah, dry bones has it the worst, no contest>no fucking speed and is one of the slowest characters in the game, doesn’t have any size or reach to compensate either>his gimmick can easily be replicated with the swerve racket (an already high-tier racket most people use anyway), which invalidates him furtherLiterally no upside to him you couldn’t get elsewhere, he’s just shit period
>>733122254a good way to beat the ai is dk with the bullet bill racket, they can't seem to handle the fast shots
>>733127640Top tier players do not use swerve that much, and freeing up your fever for something else is good. The curved drop shot is a good gimmick. As opposed to kamel and dry bowser, whose stated gimmick feel like they don’t exist and seem to be outclassed by everyone else in their type
>>733127640>no fucking speed and is one of the slowest characters in the gamehis reach and dive are solid though to make up for it>his gimmick can easily be replicated with the swerve rackethis gimmick isn't the only good thing about him, other than speed all of his other stats are average or better. has some nasty slices to boot
>>733129807>The curved drop shot is a good gimmickIn theory, but the thing with drop shots is its low bounce meaning even when curved its not going far, and anyone with reach (which most top characters have) can still counter it. If you’re looking to abuse it, his flesh counterpart is better in that regardThat aside, his biggest issue isn’t his gimmick but stats for being too slow with no reach, and his gimmick doesn’t compensate for it at all. Yea kamek and dry bowser are outclassed, but at least they still function>>733130480>his reach and dive are solid though to make up for itIn practice I haven’t seen those results. Once a shot requires you to move into position I can never get there in time. But granted I haven’t used him much so may be me, can give him another go
>>733130712Koopa is good, but I could see dry bones having a better time curving his drops into hazards placed at the front corner of the court, which is super common. Talking about it makes me want to experiment with him. And if he has more range than koopa, that’s huge. No speed sucks, but no range in this game is also ass, maybe even moreso
>>733127640I faced one that was good with a golden mushroom racket. Then again, everyone is good with that racket
>>733131359Small nerfs to golden mushroom, metal, rosa and dk seem to be the only things necessary for the balance at the moment. Metal isn’t too too bad eitherNot sure what all could use buffs though. Charging cuck definitely needs one though. Most of the time, the weird bounces will just keep you from scoring easy points or will set the opponent up for a huge charge. It’s the anti golden mush in that it’s basically saying “I want to play better and still lose”
>>733131725I had the same thoughts! Charging chuck racket actually helps your opponent almost 100% of the time by either giving them more time or preventing you from getting an easy point.
>>733112027that's like 80% of futa artists, and I agree completelyI don't want an 8 foot muscle dommy mommy with a 12 inch bussybreaker, I just want a normal woman but with a penis
>>733126258so?
>>733131884It’s genuinely surprising the consistency with which it will turn what would otherwise be a killshot in a slow loft towards the dead center of the court. Feels like they purposefully developed it wrong, as a joke
>>733132324You just scored, making me the victor
>>733092832FPBP
>>733127640I can't put my finger on it, but something about this artstyle is very gay.
>>733132050Exactly, futa is best when its cute girls daintily cumming huge loads
>>733133724I personally enjoy futas with small cute cocks
So is it better than the switch one?
>>733134567your racket doesn't have health so yes
>>733099923If recycled assets were a deal breaker then no one should like any Smash game
adventure mode was piss easyi'm trying to beat an ace cpu in a 7-point match without fever rackets and it's hard as shit>computer can start charging as soon as i hit the ball>i only barely make the returns i do, always diving and sliding to hit them back>all the non-recovery shots i do hit back somehow go right to the cpu, even if i aim them away>meanwhile the cpu can hit their shots fucking anywherei swear the cpu has to be fucking cheating