Do hags belong in video games?
Sex with Mei.Simple as.
>>733142580WOULDWOULD WOULD
No, they belong with me.
>>733142580Wait, mei is 43?
>>733142580Indeed.
My gf is shaped like Mei. What are my options?
>>733144258She was in cryostasis for several years iirc.
>>733144378you dont have to lie anon :^)
>>733144378Risperidone, olanzapine, and aripiprazole
>>733144428what in the fullmetal alchemist is this?
You guys keep talking about "hags" but they look nothing like your anime ones. Take a test and tell some chatbot to generate 40 years old woman image and it will draw upon it's library to shit out averaged image of 40+ women from social media. You will be disgusted by looking at what you could as well mistake for 60+. In case you are wondering, it's mostly fault of alcohol, smoking and most importantly - makeup (intense makeup damage skin so some women keep adding more to hide the damage, further ruining their looks).
>>733144426ofc not, and i don't ^^
>>733142954Raw
>>733144683Who asked?
>>733144683>Take a test and tell some chatbotIndiabro shouldnt you be on /pol/ pretending to be a white nationalist right now?
>>733144717then dont say you have a gf, thats a lie silly :^)
>>733144739Yeah why put on a comdom if she is 40 and cant get preggo.
>>733144661shitty antipsychotics/mood stabilizers
>>733144683This.
>>733144378Paizuri, irrumatio, nakadashi
>>733144782>anon saw word chatbot and shit himselfIt's like a party trick. Or you are truly too dumb to understand why I suggested using it for test? It's in the very post.
>>733144378Furious impregnation sex until you have a soccer team
I need them
>>733144805Well see about that
>>733145043I mean yeah I should probably wear one my thick virile semen could knock-up the most menopaused woman easily.
>>733145131He's literally me
>>733144924You have failed sire. No Izzat for you, in fact in your failure i have claimed your Izzat and you can never find me and reclaim it. You will never escape the wheel now, you doomed your pavnaghahan bloodline Rahjesh.
>>73314258026>>73314304830>>73314433625>>73314473728>>73314501431that's more or less the age they look like.I mean, you could call them hags if you started using 4chan last year.
>>733144856Irruwhat? The other two i understand and it happens frequently enough
The best sex I ever had was with a 48 year old Thai woman. She had the body of a twenty something and I fucked her raw and nutted inside.
>>733144951We're sort of ambivalent on having kids, but part of me really does get excited at the thought of seeing her pregnant and drinking her breast milk
>>733144683chatgpt will invent cosmetic nanomachines to make them look like anime hags in two weeks
>>733145358throat goat
>>733144683Yeah, your cute 20something GF is going to be a hag one day too, anon. Older women start becoming much more attractive to you as you get older yourself, so anyone who hates hags is either actually underage or just mentally stuck being underage.
>>733145336What about this one
>>733145437I actually don't like it all that sloppy and the gagging/choking noises, or things like facefucking isn't really my cup of tea. I do like it deep but just nice and slow more than anything else
>>733145507damn, that's an old fucking cat, I could believe she's mid 30's.Squish That Cat™
>>733142954Fpbp
>>733145691Fugtrups Mei stuff always makes me want to fap.
>>733145691>>733145775I don't know what i did in a previous life to deserve having a gf shaped like this right now.
Soft hags are built for breeding>menopauseWeakness disgusts me
>>733145830If I was you rn I'd be with my dick between her tits and covering her face in semen all day.
>>733145691>sushishe's CHINESE you fucking RETARD
>>733145883I'm being lazy at work right now wishing i was home to do just that. Thankfully she does have a good libido and things like ovulation and the like really does drain me, so to some extent i'm happy it's not too big y'know. When we first started dating, a little over 2 years ago, when we got to that sexual stage we really did do it like a couple of teens for a while. I couldn't do that regularly though, i'd be hurting all over, not enough sleep, not enough energy, stuff like that. The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
>>733145902Oh i forget that only japanese people eat sushi and only japanese are allowed to eat sushi, yeah of course, durrrrr (wouldn't surprise me though if some japanese sushi restaurants would prefer or try to serve only japanese customers, lmao)
>>733145902And she can't eat sushi because...?
>>733146073Well I have the opposite issue. I got nobody to empty my balls into and an extremely high libido. My flesh is willing but my spirit is broken and bruised.
>>733146187Chinese tourists in japan aren't exactly looked upon positively, from what i can tell. Not that it's anything new
>>733146187I need to fap to fugtrups stuff.
stealth bellygrab thread
>>733145296I'm a pole you fucking retard.
>You only like sultry older anime women. You wouldn't like actual hags!Yes? Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>733142580I want the next Persona game to include at least one hag in the party, the teacher character who’s always just social link fodder, for example. A shota would be nice too, so that I could ship them and make AI slop of them having passionate sex.
Mrs. Wheel
>>733145902What a stupid thing to get butthurt about.
I jack it to grannies sometimes I’m a real hag fan
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIAWWW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKHNNNNNNNNNNNG
I need to creampie hags
WARNING:2lood4tranConsider yourselves warned.
>>733145507And how about this one?
>>733147023But anon, what if you get them pregnant??Older women need constant care to carry a child to term, you won't have time to play videogames if you're to care for them!
>>733147136Hot
I dunno, do they?
>>733147171Extreme hag pampering
>>733145336what about her?
>>733147159Haggy fockses activate my dick into corrupting my bloodline with minimofu
>>733142580>>733145691>>733146187>>733146983>Take a canonically slightly chubby character>Turn her into a hamplanetWhy are fatfags like this?
>>733146983Same anon. I love my gf fapping me to her.
>>733142580
>>733142580creampieing old ladies 50+
>>733147375Cause Blizzard opened the floodgates when they "fixed" that one Chinese New Year skin essentially implying Mei couldn't look thin in normal clothing. And then pushing that diversity wheel shit. This is all in spite of the fact that Mei's closest to release concept and official arts were all of her being a normal size under all her gigantic winter gear.
Wide Girl Winter
Post pregnant hags
>>733147783I'd pump her full of semen.
Brown hags
>>733146073You've been with her for two years already? Get a ring onto that finger of hers, man!
>>733144683>tell some chatbot to generateno
>>733147924That's actually the exact plan for this year, this summer, and it's not a surprise since neither of us really like that so we've discussed it in detail. She knows THAT i'm proposing but just not how or exactly when, just that it'll happen at some point during this summer (i planned a bunch of things together with her as sort of red herrings so she won't figure out which one of them i'll propose on)
>>733147159BASED
>>733148000Good!
>>733147159>>733148038Is there really no art of this luscious hag w/o scat or futa. and is this >>733145507 the same character?
>>733148038Total hag fox impregnationoctuplets minimum
>>733147783Pubes on chubbies is the hottest shitI wish there was more
>>733148243NoThis is the abubu hagfox, only has a short comic of (you) fucking her instead of her granddaughter
>>733145014But did you earn them?
