Real gamers don't quit
>twitter screencap>gacha shit>horse gacha spam>>>/mlp/ but stop by the euthanasia clinic on your way
It's MANT, death to trannylators
whats this? is trackblazer bad or something?? idk
>>733210341contexto por favor
>>733211357Trackblazer
>>733211357What's wrong with Trackblazer: Start of the Climax?
>Go to sleep before the 1993 derby reenactment>Wake up to check it fully expecting Biaa to job because she has fuck all acceleration>She comes in second and was fighting quite well at the top of the pack the whole last spurtHuh, sweet
>>733210341Real gamers made it through MANT years ago.
>>733212721I am certain Spechud wasn’t racing in 1993
>>733210341Finally, the end of PVP as we know it. Where even a single fucking race can be the difference between winning and losing against someone else. The meta was dogshit enough as is for f2p players but it's about to get a whole lot worse.
>>733212842So what exactly is her true size? Is she a ushimusume or just your typical Uma?Even in official materials, her sizes are all over the place
>>733212926She is unforgettable.
>>733212078Tranny(lator)
>>733212842Her bust is 83 but at the same time she is kinda short, like 1.55 meters tall, thus her cup would probably be kinda high, like B or C
>>733211357A Wakening of the Trackblazer
>>733210341gachatards aren't gamers, they're cattle
holy shit that was closeit was my last ticket tooget me out from this forsaken casino
>>733210341>>733211357420 Track Blaze It
>>733211357You already accepted all the other trash translation decisions they've made, if you're still playing you're part of the problem.
>>733211885New career mode that take a billion years to complete, iirc.Which is really bad in a game where career is supposed to be something you complete as fast as possible since it's RNG as fuck so you need to do it many, many times until you get a good roll.MANT still has the same level of RNG, but now if you don't get a good roll you lost your entire afternoon instead of half an hour.And you can't ignore it because MANT's high rolls absolutely MOG every other career high rolls.
>>733210508>horse ears>horse tail>debatable horsepussy>no hoovesUmamusume literally failed on the one thing that is a deal breaker for /mlp/.
>>733214708
Please let me have this plat for once...I've got the danchode breathing down my neck, I can't afford any more screwups.
What? What’s the point of this?
Is there another thread?
Ah, is it time for the english fanbase to finally die?
>>733215451Yes you can find it on >>>/vg/
>>733215895That one sucks, I think I'll stay here
>>>/vg/>>>/vmg/
>>733215402Your plats don't put fans on the table.
>>733215529EoS in two more weeks
>>733216887You'll change your tune once they add Ms. Victoria to the game.
>>733217036That's like months from now...
Are you a bad enough dude to bring your favorites where they don't belong?
>>733217560>full metal sprint fuku
Uma player?More like SubhUMAn player lmao
>>733214153congrats on your incoming plat
>>733217560I will try to mutate my wife for Dirt but I haven't even started with parents... :T
>>733217560if i can actually make it happen sure, but ive had fuck all sprint sparks for this one
Imagine being a wagie
Are we back yet?
>>733215402Also a platlet here, been desperately wanting one after busting my ass trying to put everything I learned into each CM and still coming up short (Saggitarius especially hurt, ended up 3rd despite having a 80% win rate). This time however, it feels like if this is the CM where I get my first plat, it almost feels like I didn't earn this one due to the natural of sprintcasino. I've had runs where I went 0-5 and then immediately after get a 5 win sweep and loses to umas that were supposed to be bad on this track (End runners, Taiki, Seiun, etc).
>>733219673>sprint seiunWoah
>>733218949Don’t be sad Speh, you’re next
>>733219673Luck is a skill too. Every first rate trainer relies on it.
>>733219410No its so over
About to start training for a pace chaser (Rice) for Dirt. Any skills or cards that I should borrow or bring? I only knew the build for late surgers because of Digitan but I'm clueless with pace next CM.
>TT?Class 5-Class 6 seesaw>CM?Graded B League>Plats? Golds?No plats, one gold>Races?Skipped until last stretch>First time careersCarefully read over a course of an hour or so>Character storiesI will read them later I promise>Career plan?No coherent build ideas, I will simply do my bestYup yup, its uma time!
>>733220248>No plats, one gold
>>733212842Machan a cute! Cant wait 'till august.Share your plans until that! Im thinking of sparking on Cheer Nature and Summer McQueen, and trying to luckshit Muteki and Rickey. doubt i'd have any carats for 4chan Shakur at this pace though
>>733217036Do These concerts add to your fan count?
>>733213465She looks stacked af in everything I see her in, I don't know how it works but even if her bust is modest she looks huge
>>733220478Ballroom FujiCheerleader KingPalmerShakur*PearlMachanThat is my plan until Machan, I think I SHOULD be able to get all of them, although Pearl-Machan part is a bit testy, Shakur can be dropped if needed to save on carrats
>>733220528Why...yes!
>>733220248Damm nigga, are you me?
>>733210508Well at least mlp had mares instead of stallions as main characters
>>733220668How much carats do you have right now and how is so many banners possible? I always assume I'll never get lucky (because I never do) so needing so many sparks is horrible, add to that list FineMo card and Speed Tachyon
>>733220804Right now I am at 6k after bakrupting myself on the megabanner, calculator says that I SHOULD be able to make it, I am reading uma stories right now for extra 230 carrats a piece, it is my theory that they will help my fiances
>>733220668Not bad! Though, now that i think about it, it seems like were both having the same problem, since the tachyon and maru cards come out that summer as well. And then theres that mr. c.b. witcard in like september>>733220683
What's the next late surger card I should pull for?
>pulling for alt outfitsshiggy
>>733220932I want a ton of shit too but I feel like I'll never get enough carats, I don't know how you are so sure I'll need at least a spark for everything since Im unlucky as fuck
>>733221237>not getting more outfits for umas you likeSovlless...
>>733221259You get quite a lot of carats though. One umatuberfag (henry handsome) made a carat planner im using. I cant say its too reliable, since theres some major hopium in some places, but you can at least approximate for how long youd have to save
>>733221259I thought so too, but I bankrupted myself on like 7th of february, and 10 days later I am at 6k! I had less than one thousand carrats before it, and there weren't even any events yet!>>733220962Well, I am not really competitive so I'll live, maybe roll a few times but you know, eh, maybe I'll let go of Shakur and roll Fine/Maru banner which ones with Machan>>733221237In my defense I don't have Fuji at all, so I will get her that wayAs for King, she is my wife, how can I NOT roll for her?
>>733220248holy based
>>733221237I'd say if they are gigameta or if she is your wife it's worth it, wouldn't you agree?
>>733221140Speed ElSpeed Eishin FlashSpeed PokeStamina Kris S.Power Ruby
>>733220248me and (You)
>>733221427>>733221504I was left with like 40k after the megabanner and clicking a tenpull by mistake. I'm at 45.5k now, I desperately need to get to 2 sparks as fast as possible, I hate my unlucky chud life, if I luckshitted some of my list it would make everything so much easier
>>733214309last night i dreamt about Rob Roy dying after a race...
>>733221697What'cha needing two sparks for now?Also don't worry, next month is anni, we will be getting good amount of gibs during it
>>733221697>7Dont worry, now you will
>>733221804>Dia>Fuji 2>WCurren>FineMo+Speed Maru>Speed TachyonI wanted VBourbon too but I'll definitely have to skip. I'm too greedy
Did Forever Young win again?
>>733222058Fuji and Dia have a good amount of time between them and Dia comes after anniversary gibs, WCurren is like five banners away from Fuji 2, Finemo+Maru is like in august with Machan banner, Tachyon comes with free rolls alongside Light Hello because they arrive with new ScenarioYou will be fine, man
>literal twitter screencap threadThe Uma generals continue to house/enable some of the worst posters here.
>Bait
>>733222206Oh shit, well I want Machan too, it's so over
Kyaaaa, Sakai Ryusei so cool so handsomeI want to have his kid!!
>>733222426How a jockey can be this handsome guys??
>>733222389Opera bird, lay off the seed.
Taikibros...
>>733222641What a day to have eyes
>>733222641girl on the left is powerful
>>733222389Well lets consider time between each banner, shall we?Your latest wishes before Machan/Fine are Wedding Curren and Speed Tachy, between the WCurrent and Machan/Fine there are 13 banners, of them we can see five events, one of them will be Grand Live launch which comes with 100 free card rolls on Tachyon card, shortly after it there will be 1.5 anni, which comes with gibs AND golden week should happen before it as well if memory servesI cannot say specific amount of carrats, but you should be able to save up two sparks by the time Machan arrives
>>733222641The next El alt looks rad
>>733222641Yee haw
>>733217560My favorites happen to be Zensky and Top Cun, does that make me second rate since they're the easiest to mutate?
>>733222641All those burgers definitely backfired
>>733210341joke's on you, I already quit like a month ago
Horse tranny general>>>/vmg/>>>/vg/
>>733223130
Hags, that is all.
>>733222761Oh damn, that gives me hope, so you are saying I can probably get everything? Thank you accountantanon
>>733220478Before her its Satono Diamond and Sweep Tosho. Probably the Seiun Sky rerun too
>>733214309Surely it's not that ba->That item RNG aloneHoly shit
>>733220478I just want Ardan and NY Dia. Should be enough time to gather a spark even if I don't play much.
>>733224049>>733224807Nice! I rarely see any Diabros. Though ive heard that thats about to change...
>xitter screencap threadDo eurofags really?
I hate rng except when it benefits me and hishiama-neesan
>>733225068huge win
>>733224431>no whistles for summer >no charms for summer>no megaphones for summer>no bbqs so no rainbows for summeru rike?
>>733211357This. What the fuck are rhese trannies doing?
>>733215440In case you put your last second umas on final on wrong strategy because you're lacking stam for ura final.
>>733220248Holy shit, I was about to kill myself when I got sub-gold once.
When's my boy Kizuna getting added? Hes a DAHBY winner
>>733225042Its the kind of threads that dont get deleted around /v/, ameribro
>>733224807>Both are big titty ojousamas that love you very intensely and are extremely for (You)I think you have a type Anon, and it's based.
>>733225686*INHAAAAALE*DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHBBYYYYYYYYY
>>733210508ywnbaj
>>733225858Why do Japs call her a succubus?
>>733225816So you guys never have any funny threads? I feel bad about that.
The Wonder Acute drawfags seem pumped about the idea of the next scenario involving combat sports.
>>733220648I guess Macchan pads her chest to get more attention...
>log in before reset to finish off my shoe trades for the day>7 trades available in my club>dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt and one medium>I'm out of dirt shoes>Donations remaining today: 9It's the same thing every day...
>>733226441Run her
>>733220215ever paced for cancer cup? it's pretty similar
>>733222641Dios mio...
>>733226391Eh, ive a rotating shift work (shifts are 6-14, 14-22, 22-6) and since my job is relatively chill i get to visit all kinds of threads, your picrel included. Honestly there isnt that much of a difference between amerihours and yurohours, perhaps euro threads are a bit slower though
>>733226504Or maybe my danchou could do something about the rampant dirtarab problem.
>>733210341Qrd what exactly is bad about MANT?
>>733226929It requires you juggle five separate layers of RNG
>>733214309MANT is notoriously low-RNG compared to Aoharu. You don't know what you're talking about. You're just repeating shit you heard thirdhand from someone who also third it heardhand and also doesn't know what they're talking about.
>>733226260She is particularly pushy and aggressive when it comes to things she wants, and it just so happens that she wants (You).
>>733213513You are not Gundam.
>>733226974And this is different from unity how?
>>733227159Takes longer and is more tedious
>>733226721>Honestly there isnt that much of a difference between amerihours and yurohoursGood to know, first eurothread that I've seen in months was the goldshit one and it was sad seeing little to zero gameplay discussion there, and the moment people started discussing gameplay it got archived, stay strong eurobro.
>>733225858Well yes, but I like to think my taste is more varied than that.
>>733226929Runs take 40 minutes and schizos get sad cause of the constant mood down and sad uma voicelines
Will Trackblazer finally let me listen to Umapyoi Legend with backup dancers that aren't Glasse/Cocon again?
>>733227215>Bubble Gum Fellow>and her altMY MAN!
tuberculosis runs are consistent enough that in JP it was common practice to just abandon the run if the first inspiration was bad.
>>733227361>tuberculosis runsKek, but sounds accurate to how it seems to play out
>>733226929>CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK the scenario>spirit RNG is now item shop RNG>runs will take you about 40 minutes actually (maybe because of QoL updates?)That's about it.
>>733227465Don't forget>Because everyone has capped stats, Meta umas will dominate even more>Inspiration RNG is even more important to get that edge over the opponents
>Even /v/ has MANT DOOMsissiesFeels good being a bonsaige chud
>>733227465I just want to say that deck with 75% race bonus gets me around 60SP per race which isn't that different from my Unity runs with a less stronger deck.
>>733227298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNaTyxou5gsThere's no Umapyoi in TB
>>733211357dude i'm a tranny and i'm sick of this shit and censorship too.
>>733227821I dont doompost about mant since i dont really care about CMs in general (1 random plat, rest are silvers, sometimes bronze)Is That what's called being a bonsaige chad, when you just slowly collect and play umas you like, without much stress?
>>733226929Apart from what others said, MANT was heavily hated in JP because the meta was stale for 6 months, S.Maru, XOguri, and V.Bourbon completely dominated every single CM, if you weren't using at least one of them then it was over for you, there was no turf falcon, sprint suzuka, or any interesting build since they would immediately job against one of the meta umas, it was grim.
>>733226441Wuv you!
I get the feeling that only whales will be pissed at MANT because now third rates will be able to catch up with RNG and pure gritIt is our time, toreinas
>>733222641
>>733210341I quit after finding out that shitty Unity cup added basically nothing new. Oh wow do URA again but with even more RNG bullshit, no thanks.
>>733227954We know, average Xoguri trainer.
>>733227954>>>/lgbt/42662356Currenbros?
>>733210341You know, it's crazy, but this thread has me thinking I might actually be quitting the game when this drops.I am struggling so hard to keep up in this game and have never won a single race 0/5 0/5 0/5 every single time, for every single CM. Can't even imagine this game is about to become even harder and the stats are about to inflate to insane levels. This is brutal news. Absolute NGMI.
>>733228065>He doesn't know that when everyone has capped stats meta umas will be even more essential for platsI really hope you weren't rolling for your waifus, trainer-sama
>>733217560>>733218225Is it even worth attempting to mutate your umawife if you're not a whale?
>My rival could be a 50 year old dad, 19 year young zoomie, a w*man, a jewish billionaire, a literal horse fucker, the dean of a school, straight up dead, or a tranny
>>733228293Internet is a funny old place, anon
>>733228136Least obvious Falco falseflag.
>>733227996Yep, just do your events and save for umas you like. And maybe splurge for meta cards during anni, new scenario, and new years.
>unironically browsing the faggot boardNot looking good for SHARTconfags!
>>733228136How did you find that post
>>733228293>dean of a schoolQRD on this? Do we really have a dean of a school on /v/ma?
>>733228169i know its a bit rough but thats just how it is sometimesim a new AND third rate trainer and i've been snagging a couple victories here and thereyou can't just pick up a game and hope to be competitive right awayi know that the pay to win model this game has is stupid but thats all gachasthe trick here is to have fun and dont take it too seriously
>>733228136C-currenbros I don't feel so good
>>733228065It's stagnation, Anon-kun. Every CM is just going to be XOguri, VBourbon, and SMaru, with the occasional Kita for longslop. This MIGHT change if they give us evolved skills but that's not a given. There's a reason JP almost died because of this scenario and they had to course correct hard with Grand Live, then they had to course correct even harder when they realized it was still better to make aces in MANT
>>733228371Don't worry Currenbro, there's nothing wrong being trans
>>733228293At least you don’t have to worry about it being me because I have no rivals.
>>733228471>and they had to course correct hard with Grand Live, then they had to course correct even harder when they realized it was still better to make aces in MANTI'm curious. Did they have to buff Grand Live because MANT aces were still better?
>>733228471>uma musume global fate hangs in a classic wow plus scenario where they fix what was wrong with the game it is based onnot looking good, bros.....
>>733227996You're on the right track, Junior. Heed not these heinous sects that aim to poison thy mind...
>>733228563You know those U stats?THat's what Grand Live added so it would be better to make aces there than in MANT
>>733228554Non sense, anon. Even Seiunfags are in-rivalry with each others on who can flatline the hardest.
>>733228437Yeah I'm so cooked. I been playing this since launch with nothing to show for it at all. Congrats on your victories. Pretty cool.
>>733228632>fellow cultivatorSeniors guidance is worth a hundred years of cultivation, this junior bows in gratitude
What is you guys age group?Why do you engage with this? Is it really the feeling of grooming and in your head eating your daughter?I downloaded it and there's no actual game whatsoever so I just can't understand what there is to engage with Basically video games used to be a sort of counter culture, the people who were involved in them were different and usually intelligent I'm noticing today that "video games" like this just collect a bunch of fags losers and normal people So it's basically /v/ - normal losers. Like why are you here? Don't you understand the internet is supposed to be for people like me who are different? Who are you? Why are you standing in my home?Oh, I see, you're all brown ..if you're white I want you to listen to me right now: you are better than this and can fuck real girls
>>733228437>>733228674The harsh thing with uma is that cards can stay meta for years and the reruns are so rare. They waited the 2.5 anni to fix it
>>733228938Dating* your daughter woops lol
I refuse to build for CMs and just throw whatever's working on my TT teams into it and even I'm a bit worried about MANT because it just sounds like a tedious slog. when I reach a point where I don't wanna do my dailies anymore, games like this lose their hypnotic grip on me
>>733228938The game is fun ESL-kun, we can tell you're not white by the way, you're not one of the good ones.
>>733228938
>>733228554Based, as expected of MY rival!
>>733228938I miss dating sims with stat raising and all that stuff. It’s not a modern Love Plus or anything but I like learning about the characters and training them to be their best. I don’t want to date real girls because that’s retarded. They’re 3DPD and even outside of that it’s probably safer to stick your dick in a woodchipper.
>>733229012> just throw whatever's working on my TT teams into it Funny you should say that, my TT King has a higher winrate than two aces i built specifically for that CMAnyway, im planning on taking it easy during MANT, and not racemaxxing. Making racemaxxed aces seems too tedious, and if i end up falling out of 5-6 carousel or getting only bronzes, then so be it
>>733229190But I mean what do you get out of playing a dating sim
>>733228938>>733229005Can you rewrite this in proper English?
guys.. stop feeding the troll..,
I'm laughing so hard at how indians are revealing themselves nonstop to not be able to read real, colloquial English Well that answers my question. That's like 4 who couldn't resist replying to show they're Indian LMFAO
Host Aquarius lobbies
>>733229438And do what instead? Make dirt aces?
Look, all I'm saying is that if I took her card, I SHOULD get Speed Star, no buts, no ifs, no agemasens, no secret wit stat checks, if I take the irishumas card, I should get her gold skill, no?
Mystery neighas
>>733229459You guys notice how indians always think they're the only ones that know how to use "real English" and think that phrases like "do the needful" are proper grammar?
>>733229570Make dirt parents, unless you wanna spend 5 hours everyday trying to get a 3* in MANT
>>733229438A lot of /uma/ niggers have been coming here ever since that one thread was moved to /vg/, it's really apparent
>>733229617I mean look back at my post they're calling ESLIt's a 100% absolute indication they are ESL lmfaoooo and they're so used to talking to other ESL that they think they can use ESL against white peopleIndians in the thread please take note I ate my white wife's ass last night before fucking her silly. You'll never even touch a white person legally in your life LOL
70392520No idea if ive done it correctly. 1/9, bring any
>>733229742I also ate my blonde wife's ass today saar. She tastes like tikka masala we had yesterday
would it be stupid to save up for her banner? i love this mischievous goblin.............
Soon
/v/ma is brown lmao
>>733229939Its never stupid to save up for your oshis, she can also run dirt and turf, so you know
Anyway I'm just gonna report this and all future threads not like it matters as ai bots will make almost all 4chan posts within 6 monthsBye indians
>>733229939if you like her, get herwaifu > meta and so on
>>733227298I wish added their (and Happy Meek) actual voices so they sing on their own.
The janny is kinda cute
cry me a shit-filled river, saar
What if I refuse to roll for my wife because she's meta?
>>733229891Suzuka spotted4/9, join in
man, I sure have noticed a lot of posting and instigating a flamewar and announcing reports lately
>>733229308The glory of defeating my enemies trying their best.Excellent masturbation material and drawing inspiration. Some girls really are great.Threads in which to discuss strategy, test our best horses, and which girls are best girls with other anonsThat's it to me. It's been totally worth it. I was a bit bored out of my mind before. Gives me something to do during dead times at the office and at home.
>>733230043Or you could play video games
>>733229891>>733230145I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT ISYOU DON'T ANNOUNCE THE SPOTS, YOU SAY WHAT TO BRING AND WHAT WE'RE RUNNING, THAT'S WHY NO ONE'S JOINING
>>733229939Save for her fall alt instead
Does anyone know if the 1st anni voucher will have the same pool as the megabanner?
>>733226428>american scenario>races involve fistfights and guns on the dirtwould be kino
>>733230178Your son lost again Chronoshit
>>733230114I really like her eyeliner
>>733230175Isn't the strategy just to spend money though What is the game part? You select different passives before a race? Is that it? Maybe choose things to train? It's just so simple and feminine Don't you see yourself as being capable or more than this with your time? Something that has a chance to make you proud? Honest question, have you ever felt proud? I don't know how your age group is mentally you seem so different>>733230178You could too I recommend genshin :)
>>733227215nobody likes win variation
>>733230268Finally, Pretty demolition Derby
>>733230178So its okay for me to play Nioh 3 and flatline for a week? Thanks Chrono-chan, wuv you!
>>733229973HOLY SHIT NO FUCKING WAY
>>733230335I do.
>>733230175Isn't the strategy just to spend money though What is the game part? You select different passives before a race? Is that it? Maybe choose things to train? It's just so simple and feminine Don't you see yourself as being capable or more than this with your time? Something that has a chance to make you proud? Honest question, have you ever felt proud? I don't know how your age group is mentally you seem so different>>733230178You could too I recommend genshin :)>>733230268Totally unaware of the rich and globally relevant history of American horse racing i see. Look up gun violence rates in america among whites. It's lower than where you live. Thanks.
>>733227218doesn't a MANT run also take 40 mins or are we talking about botting here?
>genchink indog slurperwho would have thunk
>>733230335
Podium sweep, actually.11298219Again, 1/9
I dunno how I double posted that it said the first one didn't go
>>733230356And what is Umamusume Pretty Derby?That's right! Video game!
>>733230145Fun race, thanks
People that still play or support Team Ninja should just drop dead
sweet, a schizo meltdown
>>733230252Next CM is dirt CM. What could that room be? first time hosting, sorry. Its Aquarius CM
why is she so fucking autistic
>>733230557why are you angry about Nioh 3
stop falling for bait and wish Grass a happy birthday right now!
>>733227132Damn that's nice, I've wanted her for months before even seeing her in the anime. I do love her character (and tits)
>>733230636But that's tomorrow...
>>733230609I'm not angry about RoR 1.5
>>733230636Happy birthday fatty
>>733230694It's today in the only country in the world that matters.
>>733230165these threads have always attracted ban avoiders and dramaniggers like moths to a flame because they can just use the thread as a battering ram to annoy the janniespart and parcel of trying to talk about gacha on /v/
>>733230636Based, luv grass n her ass, simple as
>>733230759Indonesia?
>>733230636Witlets can't help themselves, they wouldn't survived a single day during the great purge
>>733230539But you said video gameS
>>733230802China
>>733228228I just need some dirt sparks (I can borrow most of them) and some inspiration luck. Not really that whalish no?
>>733230828Nobody wants to pay 40 bucks for a 4-mini-game party game...
So this is what a low wit thread looks like...
>>733230526Thats a strong taiki, by my GOAT of courseAnother aquarius CM297251511/9
