>playing fighting game>everyone is just pressing buttons and pattern playYou don't do this, right /v/?
I'm one of those fucks that holds back all the time
>>733246182Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!
>>733246182works for me
>>733246332We are talking about video games, fighting games specifically. Are you okay, anon?
two DSP threads on the 'log
>>733246573
>>733246182What the fuck is pattern play?
QRD on why DSP is being spammed today, what the faggot do
>>733246928It's a term DSP uses for combos he doesn't know how to react or prepare for
>>733246984he’s been getting up to a lot of retarded hijinks lately. not a detractor btw
>>733246573wwwoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
>>733246984I mean it wann't today, buthe drunk called wings at 2am to talk about lord knows what, then got chewed out by his heifer of a "wife" because he was yapping too loudly
I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS
It's insane that he still uses the same excuses he was using 16-17 years ago
>>733246573wow dude, there was literally nothing he could do, ow mai gawd, ack ack ack ackSNORT
>talking to your lolcow acquaintance from the other side of the country at 2AM right next to your sleeping wifeWhat a weird situation.
>>733246182DSP is a button masher, he refuses to show his inputs or have a hand cam.
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
>>733247672You don't understand, there are some things only your fellow lolcow would understand, it was between lolcow to lolcow.
>>733246573literally what the fuck could he even do here. dp is a perfect counter to jump in by design and if he blocks he just gets gets pushed into the corner. fighting games are just broken.
>>733246182>>playing fighting game>You don't do this, right /v/?no, of course not, i have taste
>>733247791Yes brother, literally the only option he had there is to jump in over and over, there is just no counterplay to...err...full screen just standing there. None whatsoever.
https://youtu.be/MhdbOu40vxYthis is the greatest dsp video
>>733247715How good is she at fighting games?
>Spend $250k on WWE Champions>No one cares, can't admit the account is yours or show it off because of sheer ego and embarrassment Why do people care about this pig again?
he is currently streaming the virtual boy with no video capture lmfaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDGJUYfTgFs
>>733248396he cannot be serious
>>733248396there's just no fucking way ahahahahahahah
>>733248396
>>733248519>>733248526>>733248542if it were anyone else i would call this brilliant satire.but...
>>733248396Kino
>>733248396He gives the people what they really want.
>>733247791Pretty sure you can literally wakeup OD FireballMai's fireball takes a full second and her DP only gives her half of that for oki
R. Mika squashes this fat pig!
>>733247791He could try using the main mechanic of that whole game
>>733248396Spoken word let's play
>>733246984DSP is getting into weird bullshit now at least once a week, which is quite bad by his standards. Not sure why today of all days, but keeping up with the Snortex has been really entertaining since 2025.
>>733246573Most people hold down back, but free thinkers like DSP hold up forward!
>>733248396This is hitting the levels of unboxing Lightning Returns but never actually unboxing it.
>>733248396he just said that there is no way to capture video on this thing, is that true?
>>733248810Yes
>>733248396Is this guy truly retarded? Like legitimately diagnosed retarded?
>>733248919Yes.
>>733247791>Drive parry>Perfect parry into drive rush >Fireball>Jump straight up>OD fire ball>Lvl 1Literally the only thing he shouldn't do is jump over the fan. Even blocking would've been a better option.
>>733246928New way to say flowchartDSP of course uses it wrong to make an excuse for his trash gameplay
>>733248919DSP is undiagnosed but he's very much a sperg.
>>733248810scamtendo with their bugged product information mechanics dood
>>733247791BLOCK NIGGA
>>733249046Cut him at least some slack, the guy is always going to on some level be mentally stuck in Super Turbo, they hadn't invented fireball into DP yet back then so it's gonna take him a few tries to figure out counterplay
>>733248396that was such a good thumbnail, what a retard.
>playing game>everyone is pressing buttons
>>733246573oh shit it keeps happening dog
>>733248396literally a black person
DSP is THAT kid, grown-up
>>733246573Damn dude Platinum rankers are no joke... How the fuck did that guy guess what Phil was going to do literally every single time?
>>733246573In a game where Sagat has buttons that can reach like one and a half character distance away by the way.
I press buttons randomly like my life depends on it, I can't learn nor do all the button patterns to do actual attacks
>>733249416>grown-upHe STILL seethes about not getting that Wolverine doll
>>733246573This is what a master ranked player in sf6 looks like BTW. Was Honda really so hard for people to deal with when this game came out that a drooling imbecile like DSP can get master with him?
>>733250217Grown-up as in he's an adult, not matured. as he likes to tell everyone
>>733250312Are you forgetting how many people that had never been into Street Fighter before picked 6 up at launch?
>>733250312Anyone can get master if you bash your head into the wall enough
>>733246182>>playing fighting game>You don't do this, right /v/?no, no I do not
>>733246332/v/ is an engagement farm, same reason /pol/ crusaders are allowed to shit up the place
>>733251967you'd probably be better suited to reddit if /pol/ opinions offend you so much. just a tip
>>733252125>electiontourist thinks /pol/ was ever based
>>733252325not reading that but dont worry reddit bans all racism sexism transphobiaism etc, you'd like it
COME ON GUYS, SUPPORT THE CHANNEL!
>>733252447>racismTourist can't read and doesn't know where he is, I'm shocked
>>733252703https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/nigger/yawn
He just needs a friend... And he will never find one cause he is genuinely a horrible human being.
>>733249078Which is funny because he's the typical flowchart player. His Super Turbo gameplay is exactly that without nuance or thought behind it.
>>733248396>Guys Nintendo is scamming you with this bullshit>Yeah I bought it>Uh, there was no way to do research on this beforehand. >Nothing I could do
DSP would beat LTG in any fighting game unironically.
>>733252325Don't forget to dilate xister!
>>733246182This guy is exactly what I imagine /v/ is like, just save stating through old roms on overpriced hardware with 120 frames of input delay and complaining about new games. Dude won't even play on fightcade, he only plays those janky ports with absolute shitters on them. Every single one of those I have been goaded into buying resulted in me chasing away the entire userbase within 2 hours
>>733246182Pressing buttons funRunning my character's gameplan funWhat is your and crapcoms problem?
>>733255782>Dude won't even play on fightcadeBecause it would put his cat family at risk
>>733246573My brother in Christ, what the fuck are you doing? I'm a shitter stuck at Diamond 1 and even I don't do this shit.
>>733246182>everyone is just pressing buttonsYes, thats how videogames work
>>733248396so quintessentially dsp to just impulse buy this shit without doing even one second of research. i sincerely believe he has a learning disability at the very least.
>>733248759kek
ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/19
>>733256985Was DSP in on it? Better be sure to ask about him on his stream, I'm sure he'll give an answer like "DUHUHUH I DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE"
>>733247713bryan dunn sucks tranny cock
ANOTHER BUMP
>>733259631Holy shit, is that his "supermodel wife" he was bragging about lmao?
>>733259631I feel bad for her. She didn't ask to get clowned on by everyone.... though she did pick this fool so she is somewhat to blame.... but still.
>>733246182DSP is a saint, he could so easily play top characters and spam pattern play and have a perfect win ratio, but he chooses to randomly press buttons with shit characters like a true gentleman.
>>733246182
>>733247870Best post ITT
>>733246573lel
>>733247791>if he blocks he just gets gets pushed into the cornerPLAY THE GAME
>>733260259????????????????????????
>>733246984You be a nigger, shut the fuck up
>>733246332BASED
he didnt hit the goal last stream :(
>>733262474There is no goal. Long live the goal.
>>733250513This but I was using Hondas head
>>733262474GOOD.
>>>/ecelebs/FUCKOFF
>>733263715Fuck off newfag, DPS is /v/ culture.
>>733252325>still posting this embarrassing post after 13 yearsoh no no no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HycOWFERaYs
>>733265884would you like to have a pizza party with me?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWvfYLVYzBY
>>733265884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVLboqePYRA
>>733248396Holy shit I fucking love this manHow can you hate him?Look at all the laughter he brings us all in these dark times
CAN'T KILL THE PHIL
>>733248396It's genuinely on par with his FFXIII unboxing review.
>>733259631She's heinous. He is bottom-tier, but you would think with his platform and constant donations, he would pull some nice Filipino biscuit at least.Genuinely, what's even the point of subjecting yourself to an existence you absolutely detest, when you still have an absolute buttplug as a partner? Where is the satisfaction?
>>733260259why did he stop and then still jump?
>>733259631He went from an underage pandalee to grogthax devourer of the seven tribes
>>733246182>calls you drunk at 2amwhat do you do?
>>733246573how do i get a girl to beat me up?
>>733268878other way around, bozo. wings called him. and Phil being the gentleman he is answered the called.
>>733268986....after spamming his chat for 45 mins
>>733249046You'd think he would learn it after the second time it happened
I just saw a screenshot of him playing virtual boy, and I can't stop laughing
>>733246182I got a couple of his SF6 clip videos recommended to me, and I think the best part is him getting unc checked by EVERY drive impact.
>>733246182I randomly press buttons and hope a combo happens, usually works against AI. Alternatively get in a corner and do low kick like 10x
>>733246573Same energy.
>>733276725It takes a true master to rage bait this successfully, eating 4 AA DPs into the DI is chef's kiss.
LAST BUMPSorry guys, I need to go to sleep. Please don't let this thread die, he really really needs his money.
>>733255327Didn't LTG win in that sf5 match they had by accident?
It's the guy!
>>733246182i play every single fighting game the same way and it has worked thus far>jump-in heavy into special into super
>>733246182fuck I forgot to stream snipe him today, wanted to lily mirror him
>>733248396fucking kekthis nigga is the gift that keeps on giving
>>733246573>>733276725>eats the same set up three times in a row>finally does something different on the forth timeThis shows you how stupid DSP really is, most people would stop after the first or second.
His fighting game streams are something else. Love seeing detractors clown on this guy and the insane amount of cope.
I keep seeing vids of this no hands idiot, but what's his name?
>>733280735I can hear the malding excuses
>DSP is /v/ culturebased
>>733280735Damn, pure pattern play. Just absolutely nothing he could've done no matter what button he hit.
The Cannon brothers should sue him for defamation.
WOAAAAAAH BUDDY
>>733281097Crazy to think this video is only a decade and a half old, when he looks centuries older now. Alcohol and gacha, not even once.
i need banana tasty banana
>>733268878I say "I'm sorry, baby" in the gayest voice imaginable
>>733260370>>733268826to be slightly fair in mario 3d world you just jump and the panels switch but in galaxy you need to spin for it to switch
>>733260370He is a retard, in that segment you should waggle the wii mote - or whatever you need to do in switch- for the platforms to swap between Red and Blue, the idea is to have a good timing between jumping and waggling.My 5 years old brother figured it out by himself
>>733281409>alcoholnah, it's stress from having to work so hard every day
He's really not funny anymore, not even as a lolcow. He's so stale and utterly boring I don't understand how people can even hate watch him anymore. People say his fans are retarded but you got to be pretty retarded to watch him regardless of your intentions.The channel called Snort Burnell have been making videos about dsp almost daily for 10 years, there is close to four thousand videos on that channel. How the fuck is that not mental illness?
>>733247791>and if he blocks he just gets gets pushed into the cornerthis isn't super turbo bro you can absolutely just walk and block fireballs to get screen
>>733250312Everything pre-Master is basically the tutorial, the SF6 ranked system is designed to push you upwards even with a sub-50% winrate. Master Rate is the actual game where carried shitters instantly tank to like 1300mr
>>733280735I'm probably a bigger shitter than DSP because this is what if feels like playing against every single Cammy player.
>>733268858I still remember ger in that dress begging him to fuck her in that vlog. Khet is his beard.
>>733281416In comes the nana
>>733281994Joon will make a video on your detractors any day now.
Is he getting bankrupt again? And still playing the shitty mobile game?
>>733248396has this man been in any car accidents years ago that we don't know about?
>>733282994Not yet but he is racking up credit for sure
>>733281416>>733282936For me? The 2024 remix where he'd pretend he didn't know the song and sing it in a deliberately slow gay pace.>I need ba-na-na>Taste-eee ba-na-naaaa>Put it in your mouth and squeeeeeeeeze
>>733283021Funny thing is that if he has any sort of accident where he is gone for a month he will be fucked. The mentally ill people who give him money will move on and phil will be forced to get a job.
>>733283021He talked about one car accident on a highway where he ended up burning the side of his face.
>check what DPS does recently>play virtual boy without screen capture, and explain what he see on streamFucking hell
nothing he can do
>>733283375I don't care if it is how the game works that is bullshit
>>733283297I think he gets some twisted satisfaction out of this. Same with hitting the goal where the reward is you watching him eat food.
>>733282485DSP gets shit on more because of his incessant whining/placing the blame on anything but himself than for how bad he playsLike he's pretty average in terms of skills, not "Egoraptor playing Ocarina of Time" tier bad where even when he's reading a walkthrough he plays worse than a child
I'm just gonna say it.Every criticism Phil has about Elden Ring and souls games is true.
>>733280735this is unironically pattern play
>>733284857And yet he plays them
I never understood this complaint. How come he can't adapt and anticipate the next move if it's pattern play. Nothing is earned in his eyes. Imagine having a friend like that who you play games with. He must've been insufferable to his irl fgc buddies.
>>733247791He could just change his timing or approach option(s). It's not rocket science.
>>733247713They say don't judge a book by its cover, but goddamn it's crazy how much you can tell this dude's entire attitude, personality and even what he's going to sound like just by looking at a picture of his face.
>>733246182His Bloodborne playthroughs are pretty entertaining
>>733286447the bloodborne this is how you don't play is one i revisit every now and then, same with the nioh 2 one. it's a shame he's boring as shit nowadays and rarely finishes games
>>733255782Big words coming from a dodger tranny
>>733286828it's all based on a nugget of truth
>>733247713It's the rollback stealing his inputs and giving them to the other guy
>>733283375post the one in ds3 where he gets grabbed like 4 times in a row
>>733287120unfathomably based
>>733287120He can't keep getting away with it!
>>733248396Im crying dsp has unintentionally produced a comedy masterpiece
>>733287478TIME FOR A CELEBRATORYBUBBLEBLOW...YES*looks at the camera as if expecting a response*YES
>>733287478I take it you would be happy to be him, then?
>>733287575I am awesome. Correct? Correct.
>>733288369Now what do I mean by that. Well...
>>733286672https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWVVsYEixc4Him doing DLC was a trip
>>733259631>Now Katherine, I've explained this over and over again. So don't be a dunce and listen close. Katherine, if we don't hit the goals we won't be able to afford more of the gourmet personal snack pizzas. I want them, and I know you do too. So we need to keep up the support, Katherine. I bust my butt for 12 hours a day playing video games. What do you do, Katherine? Work a part time job? *scoffs& You and I both know that isnt real work.
bump
>>733293174Leanna was insufferable and she wasn't even that pretty, looksmatched with Phil for sure
>>733294426>Leanna was insufferable and she wasn't even that prettyI'd still 100% fuck her if she asked for it, and you'd do the same
>>733295229>>733295336>sexwell duh, everyone would, but I wouldn't want to spend any time with her
>>733246573Why isn’t he going low? Jumping on the defense is so dumb. I don’t even play fighting games and I’m better than him.
>>733295779Leanna was disappointed in his dingus
>>733246332Phil is more vidya than any thread on this board right now
>>733248396Borderline experimental
>>733297280ok phil. it's time to take a break
>>733297583>coping instantly over being bested by DSP of all peoplekeeeeeekphilboy was also so acclaimed, he appeared at GDC
>>733295779>Phil put his PHAT italian chode into her barely legal temple, stretching it to ruin, then fucking tossed her aside like nothing.and look where it got him
>>733248396This goes in the hall of fame right next to the unboxing video with the siren blaring in the background where he forgot to unbox anything.
>>733297280She was already seeing someone else. During one of his streams, she came in going "I'm off to meet with him" and he went typical little bitch Phil mode.
>>733297808sandwiched between that and flushing bacon grease down the toilet
>Phil is in this thread right now coping and seething
>>733248396God I love this retard
>>733246182Remember when the GoW Ragnarok devs used Phil's gameplay footage when they were talking about making games more accessible for the casual gamer?
>>733246182Not me. I just don't press any buttons when playing fighting games.I might lose the fights, but my victories are moral. I simply have no enemies.
>>733297832so hes so much of a winner, he was able, unlike you, to get NTR'd and still keep the bitch until her use to him was overorshe meant her therapist/doctor/relationship councilwhatever works best
>>733246182Mashing is better than letting your opponent knowledge check you to death.
>>733298218>keep the bitchShe lived there rent free until she could leave and all Phil could do was play his little vidya games for 8 hours a day and cope about it.He's a double cuckhold in a sense.
>>733246182His Oblivion chill streams were actually comfy
>>733283021No, you'd better believe we'd know about it. He talks about a car accident he had as a teenager that led to his "herniated disk". And of course, that accident wasnt his fault dood he had to swerve his car across the highway. He brings that shit up to beg but forgets about his "severe back injury" when its convenient. >>733283235yeah thats the same accident. later when he was in the hospital, his mom said "i told you so son" because she knew he wasnt capable of driving on the hivhway at the time.
>>733283502he is a consumer. he wanted that toy to relive the 90s.
>>733298296if you take her word for it, but why would you, shes a woman, and all women lie when they split upphil;we both made mistakeswoman;im 100% the victim with 0 accountabilityHMMMMMMM gee whiz, wonder whos honest here.
>outlive every youtumor by just begginghow do you respond
>>733287478phil is based for takikg advantage if hid audience but if we remember that most of hid audience is special ed, he is taking advantage of the disabled. OICuck and ICS are complete clowns and i hope dsp milks those retards to the end.
>>733298562Quiet down, Phil. Before your mom tells you to shut it.
>>733298562the irony of your claim is that was phils reaction. the man 11 years older than her was the victim. leanna dropped out if highschool and this clown took her across the country away from her friends and family, stranding her with him. Thank god she grew up and left his idiot ass.
>dude he outlived everyone so based>the reality is that his entire life is his stream and he's constantly begging for scraps from the single digit whales he's managed to barely hold onto >his entire life and how he behaves is dictated by trolls and detractorsIt honestly doesn't sound like surviving, it sounds like punishment.
>>733294426Compared to his wife she is a trophy wife. Especially for pigroach. Btw I think he deleted the video where she was sprawled on the couch basically begging him to fuck her. That man is gay.
some fighting games are just broken pieces of shit and there's no saving them
Never mind. Found it.https://youtu.be/TY6tg_AqECA?t=252
DSP is so boringMost of the content I've seen from this guy is "LOOK HE SUCKS HURHURHUR"Personality is bland as cardboard, none of the clips are funny or entertaining.>BUT THE LOREI genuinely don't careChris-chan was once funny on the onset, you can see a video and get it. DSP makes me wonder why people dedicated 13+ years to this boring autist.
>>733283502It is pretty obvious to me that by now he is doing things to spite the trolls that also affect his genuine viewers negatively. But it is like 10% of the motivation. Most of the time it is just him being lazy piece of shit he always was.
I TOLD YOUTO BUYTHE FIGURE
>>733248396if I had that voice and looked like that, I would with absolute certainty kill myself, it's a miracle this nigger had a wife
>>733299272They are in love with DSP. Like Snort Burnell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_X87Gnh230
>>733295706>I’m better than himno you wouldn't. you would jump 2 times, get pissy, then go "low" whatever the fuck that means, then eat a fan, then get mad and jump. againDSP is retarded but peanut gallery like you are even more retarded
>>733299179Her body was/is legit insane. Phil is a closeted homo for refusing that.She was obnoxious as hell but that can be looked past.
>>733299272Clippers like Doody are a godsend because hes do goddamn boring. Same with LTG. Just put the retardation and crashouts in the bag.
>>733297832That is where I am always irked by simp detractors who make the hospital story be something huge. Yes he was a karen but in reality he probably shouldn't have been there in the first place.
>>733299687Doody is a legit dent but I gotta give him credit for grifting the detractors though.
>>733299687Most of the stuff both DSP and LTG detractors clip is still insanely fucking boring or some kiwitrans drama no one cares about
>>733299581>then go "low" whatever the fuck that meansCongratulations, you're a retard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGDpuxuBByE
>>733299802>OMG>BREAKING NEWS>WOWyeah, i cant blame him for carrying on when he is making 5k+ a month on this garbage
733299850staying grounded is not the same as a low which is a completely different meaning in fighting gameswhich you would know if you played fighting games you boring tranime faggot, not even a (you)
>>733299272>the contentThe content is watching the mental illness unfold and react to external stimuli.
>>733299802Random fun fact I never get to tell people: doody once said that he was friends with the CEO who got shot. And he was very sad people were happy about the shooting cause his CEO friend died.
>>733299751Well you see these nerds put pussy on a pedestal even if it isn't there's. This is 1000% how you should act if you're in this situation for whatever reason. He was allowing this bitch to live in his house rent free and see other men until she found one a simp that wanted to take some used goods home with him. What does she do? Be obnoxious, rub it in his face and complain the whole time.If she wants to act like a child then treat her like one. Going to the hospital over a fucking tummy ache lol. Where were all the hot rich guys she was dating then? Nowhere to be found. She had to call her dad to take care of her once again.
>>733300590It was more that the story was about "him" being mistreated and being forced to wait over "a serious, life-threatening issue, she could've lost her mind, lost her shit" that got people riled up. As fucked up as it is, if he was focused more on "getting back" at her and airing out all this dirty laundry, he would have been seen in a more positive light. Or not, I'm just rambling in a post for the sake of it.
>>733300587yeah, people didnt really react to that. funny tho the steve gets kicked from tbs for sharing his opinions yet doody "regard" streams is no problemo. lmao i just remember i got banned from wpig because i brought up snood and his association with ravensdolphin. snood been mia for a year now
>>733300836>It was more that the story was about "him" being mistreatedBut the thing is he shouldn't have been there in the first place. The justification I heard from simp detractors is that he made her move across the country but that is fucked to me if she decided they aren't together anymore. The most you could argue in my opinion is that he can't just throw her out but even then that means you give her some time limit she can stay and then GTFO + during that time limit she is on her own. Phil acted like a complete simp for her and then even bigger simps shit on him for that.
>>733301084>doody "regard" streams is no problemoI just hope that one day doody decides to do some life ruination with Phil and it backfires on him. lolcow on lolcow violence.
>>733300402There are so much better uses of time than being glued to hours of content watching a monkey in a cage
>>733301376Watching unironic streamers? Posting on 4chan?
>>733301140she didnt even have a highschool diploma when they got together. shed only recently gotten her GED when she left. She was too immature for a 29 year old man to be with. Yet he chose to continue his babydaddy esque relationship. he is to blame because he chose to stay with her and to carry her. He expected his youtube success to be enough.
>>733248396He trains his viewer how to give him money every fucking stream, do you really think it's important there is even a game in there?This guy jerks off to hearing himself talking and gets more money than most people in America. The system allowed him, so he won and you lost.
It's. It's. Tevin's faultIt's it's Tevin's fault
>>733301140In the very unlikely event that there was something seriously wrong with her, he had to be there or he would've gotten in trouble. He was her only emergency contact and she lived under his roof. Doesn't matter that she is a grown ass woman and they weren't married, he was still burdened with the responsibility of providing information that could save her life if came down to that. If he ignored the call and something really bad happened to her, her family could sue his pants off.
>>733301558So you are saying he groomed her? He approached her like the smooth operator he is and he seduced her? Phil?
>>733301784>providing information that could save her lifeYou can't do that over the phone? Do you think he knew that?
Now guys, we still need another $30 of support to hit the goal. We are only 8 goals away from the next DSP Tries It. You guys wanted me to play this game, and you all really want to see me eat this Wendy’s meal. So where’s the support? Not even a dollar?
>>733301461I post on 4chan but I'd never in a million years watch a streamerBraindead entertainment, even for "muh background noise"
>>733301987I use the same tactics on my streams.
>DSP plays CoD for three hours and only makes $30>makes a video calling everyone losers and they’re jealous because he’s a rich winner who makes tons of money streaming all the time and he gets paid the big bucks to play video games all day (forgetting he made the video because he didnt make any money)Wtf lmao its like he’s not even sentient, he just forgets what he’s doing and starts shitting on everyone like an idiot.
>>733301868No. From what we understand, she approached him. Phil just decided to rock with it until she grew up.
>>733301987Imagine the kind of person who would listen to that and unironically donate. Even ironic donators are mentally ill in some way.
>>733302250Of course she did. So he didn't even groom her. At what point can we let women take responsibility for their actions?
>>733302182I looked at his channel and he legitimately can't even hit 1k views on weeks old videos despite having 200k+ (dead) subs nowadays, and by the look of things his streams don't do too well either.There's absolutely no way he's not just BARELY scraping by.
>>733302526He has like 10 people who paypig him from different socks. In a way their psyche is even more fucked up than Phil's. Because they hate him. It is a very very fucked up findom relation where it is not even clear who is the dom and the sub.
The Casino arc remains one of the best Phil arcs to happen. Thank you, PPP!
>>733302656Is Buck Well still one of his paypigs?
>>733302658>crossdress to own dsp
>>733302790I remember him getting banned like a month ago. But bans hardly stop mental illness like that. If anything it is part of their foreplay.
>>733299641Having lived with someone who was very hot but fucking insufferable and insaneThere's a moment when the negative outweighs the positive, and fucking a hot girl isn't worth losing your mind and having no time to restIt's fine for a time but there's going to be a moment when you're gonna lose it if you don't do anythingGet your shots and leave, that kind of garbage relationships isn't worth it long term
>>733302926yeah chocolatestarfish ppp and coke addict "stay back" warsky dont give a fuck about that
When will Derich be back bros?
>>733303098unfunny Pedo faggots do be like that, and to think that asston used to call out jewsh for being a detestable pedophile.
>>733299272yup. there are retards in rawphil's chat everyday to watch phil. these "detractors" are giving their time, money, and energy to hating a hermit online. without a doubt, these guys are speds like phil, but happen to be kiwitroons. (which is arguably worse)
if the Casino takes another month-long break I just might dent out of spite
>>733303317I agree. Those people should go spend 4 hours building a house for a homeless person instead.
>>733301987I can hear him.
>>733303406Good. Phil is at his best when he's winning.
>>733299581Counterargument, you should always get low
>>733250312Honda's headbutt is notoriously hard to deal with as a newbie. I made it a point to get Honda to master rank without knowing any combos. All I did was cycle through headbutt, buttslam and command grab.It took me about three hours.
>>733303406Can't wait for another Troonsky arc while Joshua Moon seethes in their thread that people make fun of his internet friends for cross dressing
>>733302526He mooches off his wife and his parents.
>>733284664He's dogshit at every game but SF where he's only ok. His fundies are ok and that's enough to get high in 6. But the second he has to fight someone that has decent skill or can read opponents quickly he folds like lawn chair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyC7xztzk7Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y41Or9MQZA0What are your favorite TIHYDPs, these are mineWhat are your favorite TIHYDPs?
>>733300587I stopped watching him when Phil's fan who was partially blind passed away and doody donated money to wpig, saying that he(the guy that died) didn't see it coming.Doody also once made a stream promoting that detractor game saying he'll be giving out codes for it. All of the codes were invalid until the game creator showed up randomly and when he saw doody was giving out codes he said he can provide codes of his own.Doody is a scumbag.
>>733248396This might be his greatest feat yet.
>>733299581Instead of jumping you can crouch you know. I play these games on occasion there is also a parry system.
I only watch tevin. he is the best balance for a detractor since he just covers silly shit and doesn't hard grift like a faggot whining about phil every day with stupid ass clickbait titles
>>733307103The detractors that keep making daily DSP content are financially tied to him. The real secret here: The paypigs are the big time detractors. It's a symbiotic relationship. They even freely promote DSP content on X to gain notoriety.
>>733302656I'm convinced most of his whales are actually detractors that are scared to death of Phil actually failing because then their channels will stop making money.
>>733307329Yeah I'm aware of the Industrial complex around Phil. Wouldn't be surprised if it was all a big cabal "behind the scenes" which is why he hasn't taken asmong's advice to strike the channels. Doody was known to tip phil, wouldn't be surprised if a few more aren't keeping the piggy fed with doordash and snack pizzas.
>>733306080I'm not sure but this is one of the most kino DSP moments of all time:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8rgMhg0ulQ
>>733307329>>733307639There was a video that was released on the micro economy around shitting on Dale. Its wild.
>>733307595There isn't enough money in it for something like this. In reality it is people who hate both phil and detractors and have an unhealthy need for attention.
>>733308094You give Phil $50 and you get $500 shitting on him, not a bad return on your investment
>>733308094Yeah probably. I don't understand the detractors that will have 8+ hour live streams of just talking about Phil.I'm guilty of making fun of him sometimes but I'm like a tourist that pops in now and then to yuk it up then I do other stuff but it's their lives.He's not nearly entertaining enough to dedicate that amount of time to so I'll never get it.
>>733307103tevin stared into the abyss for too long. he is kinda like DSP now in many ways.
>>733308176You are fundamentally off on the math here. There are maybe 10 people at most who get more than 500$ per month off Phil. And they can't just give Phil 50$. 50$ is what he expects and gets for an hour of his streaming. Phil is funded by legit retards who get disability checks and 5-10 IT/tech guys who have disposable income and probably want to kill themselves but can't bring themselves to do it.
>>733246573Routine Sagat gameplay, except completely backwards.
>>733299118Five stars match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7msNh8I4U0
>>733247791sagat has plenty of other options besides jumping, phil is a complete and utter retardto give you an answer nobody else has, jumping in a game like Street Fighter is a very high commitment and it comes with massive risk associated with itany moderately competent player will learn to respond to a jump in, this is why SF is memed on as a "grounded footsies" game because things naturally gravitate in that direction, this interaction is what gave birth to an entire genre of games: the player defending against fireball spam will eventually reach a point on the screen where it is no longer reasonable to jump over them, and in fact that is the entire plan of the fireball spammer, to smack you with a DP so they can continue zoningin order for a jump in to work against this kind of person, you have to have presented enough options to take the opponent's mind off "he's about to jump". This might involve blocking, throwing buttons out to contest space, or even throwing fireballs back which sagat is literally designed to do. Jumping is just basically the last thing you want to do. What does Phil do? Jump, jump, jumpjumpjump.
Its a shame his dents bullied him out of doing cologne reviews. Would have been fucking hilarious watching him blow through their money describing how robust the scent was
>>733307639>>733307964The detractors even spammed DSP content on livestreamfails so Asmongold will watch it. Which incidentally gave him the Asmon buff for a few months. If a person truly hates a streamer they would not watch their content because it is inherently a waste of time.
>>733308474I'm not being literal but KC definitely pulled this shit and while I doubt they pay into the Philggy bank they sure as shit are using him to get more revenue after the snakening. I still wouldn't be surprised if a few still throw a few dollars his way just to have him sperg on a troll tip to feedback into a video. The internet is very fake and gay thanks to it s heavy monetization.
>>733246182Thread background OST:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLl8UUOTSBs
>>733250312Honda, despite being one of the weakest characters in the game at top level, is obnoxiously difficult to counterplay at lower levels because perfect parry, a mechanic with a two-frame window, is outright required to play against him. He can spam his headbutt and butt slam nonstop and if your character doesn't have a really good invincible anti-air you HAVE to land that 2f parry to shut him down. It's really bad design that you wouldn't expect from a game that dumbed down the execution in so many other ways; perfect parry can be ignored just fine at a low level against most characters, it's just Honda and a couple other outlier moves that are designed so perfect parry is the only consistent option.
>>733309972Phil's donation economy was largely the same before Kino got interested with him. PPP and Warski are tourists anon.
>>733310207My favorite is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh0CcCYlMK8
>>733246573Average Sagat player
>>733310207>"my rhymes flow like water">"but my tips flow like molasses">"still swaying on that axis"My sides. Holy kek
>>733307329>>733307639>>733307964>>733309464I can't believe there are people who don't understand that most of the biggest Dale and Phil detractors are in it for the money. In fact I'd go one step further and say that at least for Dale, he's 100% in it with the trolls.Did you see LTG "accidentally" leaking his child support payments the other day in the same way Lacari was exposed just a few weeks ago? How is anyone dense enough to think that was accidental? Lest we forget the shower incident.Anyway, someone should just make a lolcow versus fighting game at this point. Or does it already exist? Wouldn't be surprised.
>>733310470Keep seething, newfag. E-celebs are /v/ culture.
>>733310576I don't follow LTG but there is no way DSP would be buddy with his trolls. Ego is too big for that.
>>733248396I fucking love this guy man
>>733310227Before yeah but after it got a significant boost, They played the long con and suck up detractor money
>scrolling through youtube on my roku>it autoplays videos if you let the cursor sit on a video for too long>come across a dsp livestream>it autoplays >he's whining about people in his chat complaining about the gamewhat are the odds?
>>733310576LTG, yeah. Phil, no. Phil's narcissism and ego are too strong for that and his personality even pre streamer career was being an insufferable cunt as the Dent Sea Scrolls shine a light on that very well
>>733310576They just have to get Wings together to form the 3 Kingz.https://youtu.be/EM47ywYlKos
For me, it's the heavy rain LP>That moment when the game glitches out and blast his speaker with loud noises
>>733310470I can't eat red meat. It will flare up my gout
>>733311939>heavy rain LPDo people unironically?
>>733310634wowowow is that sue lightning!!? Holy Coooooom
How can a man play so much vidya and still suck so bad?
>>733246332Thanks for keeping this up to date. Glad to know you keep track of this more than anyone else.
>>73331047043B
>>733310470I don't drink coffee.
>>733312086Suzi Hunter, actually.
>>733312360wowowow so passing very transmogging
>>733312360vile tranny
>>733306080>Urge to watch a tihydp or something funny.>Search dsp tihydp or dsp rage.>Video list is literally thousands of barely edited videos from vaultboy or some other low-effort spamming faggot.These people are bigger losers than dsp ever was. I remember there was a small group of them that would get together and dedicate HOURS A DAY for multiple YEARS just commentating on him.
>>733310634>trinity >four
