Yordle 10000 gold
>>733288389Goblin sex?
>>733288389>>733288545
yordles aren't enough to make me play a shitty game but i do like their appearance.
>>733288389>>733288695Made for throatfucking
How's Bandle tale? Worth picking up on a sale?
>>733288389Yordles should be 3 meters tall
sexy yordles would have save 2xko I still wouldn't have installed riot's malware to play it
Just one night or for keeps?
>>733289073
>>733289212They look like women who would ruin an innocent man's life.
>>733288389thats two zeros too many
>>733288389Yordle females are made for anal only.
>>733290038Its to buy all 4 of them, Trist, Poppy, Lulu and Vex
>>733290253Vex is not for sale.
>>733289131Cute, a bit grindy and nice interactions with the characters in game, Wouldn't get it if you want the big 4 F though.
>>733290159>he wouldn’t impregnate his Yordle gfFag detected
>>733290480>he doesn't understand yordle reproductionGay retard detected
>>733289178>ywn be yordle sized to a yordle>Vex will never break your pelvis
>>733289642Why are their personalities swapped?
>>733290298That's right, because I already bought her.
>>733289212this, like what game has sexy yordles out there? none because riot own themI hate riot so much...
Exciting yordles!
>femshit
wholesome
>>733295982Trans girls are free mate you just need to get in on the ground floor as they begin their transition then you have legacy access.
>>733295982Prime escort prices are 100USD for really good looking women in Europe and Japan. You're a retarded amerifat getting fleeced.>Land of the free>Union of 50 states that all have their own legislation>ALL of them ban prostitution, driving prices up
>>733288389Why are thirdies so obsessed with prostitution?It's literally the most cucked way to get pussy.
>>733296275my bf made this animation
>>733296304Literally no one asked you, third worlder.
>>733296376meloetta go and stay go.
>>733296360>t.virgin
>>733296443How come third worlders have higher net worth than you do? Ameripoor lol
>>733296304He's getting fleeced even by burger standards.I've never actually slept with a prostitute and never will, but I know you can get them for $100 an hour here as well.
>>733296583>mean wealthwhy can't it be nice wealth?
>>733296778because jews and people with MBAs want you to be poor
>>733291734Insatiable yordle
>Europigs ruin another thread on the American website Many such cases.
holding hands with yordlesa bright future with yordles
>>733288389The Runeterra MMO better have a playable Yordle race, otherwise it's going into the trash
>>733297231The owner is a French national, dumb fuck
>>733297438Read the thread, dipshit
>>>LMAOOOOO YOU PAY IRL WHORES FOR IRL SEX!? REALLY!? INSTEAD OF JERKING OFF TO CARTOONS ALL DAY IN YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT? SHEEEEESH!!!REALLY nigger? Really?
my waifu
>>733296304>ALL of them ban prostitution>except that one but it doesn't count because it's slightly difficult there
Yeah paying for pussy is unironically more pathetic. Especially since you think it's tough guy shit and then dream about paying fictional girls money for sex. Like lmao that's sad
>>7332979314chan is shutin losers trying to act superior, yes.
>>733298057You've never had sex in your entire life and will die alone because those attractive 30+ trad female virgins that you're waiting to marry don't actually exist in the real world.
>>733297931I don't jerk off to cartoons in my mom's basement and do agree that being a whoremonger is pretty embarrassing.
>>733298057>>733298231Samefaggin'
>>733298181I've had a lot of sex and agree wholeheartedly with that guy.
>all this literal child pornmen need to be locked up
>>733298285Nope.
>>733297931youre a grown ass man posting cartoon frogs on the anime porn sitesheesh
>>733288389League of Legends and its entire genre are fucking cancer, but god I love Yordles.
>>733298285So what if I am?
>>733298231you caught me
>>733298458You bitch
>>733296583hehehe
yord
collab with my friend he finished my sketch. Made a version with purple skin I think looks better but eu>>733298396but yeah same, I only interact with this series because I know people into it lmfao
Would you?
>>733298660YordBriar wonned
>>733299150
>draw a thick milf>pretend she's a midgetmeh
>>733288389A steep price, but one i'd be willing to pay
>>733299353you know those things dont cancel out each other, right ? and my sketch was a lot more compact
>>733297931>JERKING OFF TO CARTOONS ALL DAY IN YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENTI have much more respect for a man who does that than a man who pays for whores.
>>733295982>$2,300>I've fucked 10/10 biological female escorts for $1300 lessdo amercians really?
>>733298983Sauce?
>>733297931I doubt anyone here has bothered to think about the cost benefit analysis of paying for pussy per nut vs the time and money maintenance of a "girlfriend".
I haven't paid for pussy but that's because all girls I've slammed were acquaintance at worst, friends at best.Sex with strangers would mean nothing to me, I'd rather jerk off.
At this point, if I'm not going to date someone, I'd rather pay for guaranteed pussy instead of trying to appease random chicks in dating apps for a chance (and still pay for it).
>>733300042at that point i'd just watch milf pornnot enough mosnter in the girl
>>733303208nta but yordles barely even count as monster girls. theres nothing monster about them at all, fuck off and no one likes hags either
>>733298983>>733301518Found it https://www.kumadoll.com/product-p4660462.html
>>733301518>>733305641Oh GOD yes!
>>733305368if no one likes hags why do you ap to squished hags painted blueits *literally* the same proportions as thick women in their 30s just SMASHED and SLAMMED in photoshop
>>733305641Tristana... had a hard life...
>>733288389the nortubel of lol
>>733288389I'm wondering what the average townie in Runeterra makes in a year and how extortionate this price is...>just sneak into summoners rift for 30 mins and farm 10k goldEven if I could hold my own against creeps there's no way I'm clearing waves that quickly. It's not like I'm Lux but I wish I was
>>733305641Would if I had 1000 dollars laying around
>>733305875What the fuck is a Nortubel?
>>733288389Can I haggle?
>>733289212>2XKO will die before we get the good yordlesRiot sucks so fucking much.
>>733308952I have 1000 dollars lying around but I'm too scared this shit is a scam
>>733305852Blue Gob
jerking off 5 times a day to shortstacks with hairy pussies is probably not a good idea....
>>733314234Better make it an even 10
>only one Vex postshe's the best yordle
>>733314581I love most her of design but her nose being dark is a minus.
>>733314803I never thought about that but you're right. She's the only one with a little wet dog nose.
>>733314803it's cute
>>733315165Vex is the only yordle that was designed after they realized that they need to make female yordles furry instead of continuing the Megling retcon.
>>733289212GIANT!YORDLES!
>>733315351I just don't think it would feel good to touch it at all.
>>733289212>Mi vieja weJej
>>733316230that looks very nice
>>733316230I like that she's the yordle with the fattest ass and smallest boobspear shaped females are the best
>>733316575>artists when they see a malnourished stick wearing baggy shorts
>>733316230you couldn't possibly make me pull it out
>>733317094well...
>>733317363too tall
Midna thread is kill, /v/ remains tasteless if it can't appreciate shortstacks.
>>733315351This
>>733288389Aw sweet, a Yordle thread.
>>733323524made for rough doggystyle
>>733323524ehhh it feels like she got too much fat in the wrong places, but maybe its the low test talking.
I wish artists would tone down the fat
>>733323524Yordle milk
>>733289212still not playing that tagslop bs
I wish artists would bump up the fat
>>733324167perfection, they even nailed the reluctant expression of a defeated heroine.
>>733297327>ear sensitivity peak.
Where would you take a yordle to on a date?
>>733325160Nowhere, I'd mating press her on the spot
>>733325160McDonald's and get her a happy meal
>>733288389>>733288695>>733289212>>733297327what if you turned into a goblin girl?
I like yordle boys
>>733325360what if you stopped being a troon?
>>733325360I'd be the world's first onlyfans trillionaire.
>>733325160I concur, McDonald's and testify why the McChicken is the ultimate fastfood item.
>>733325160A mall
>>733325160TO POUND TOWN
>the MMO is dead or not happening for another 10-15 years>no game to create your own cute yordle
>>733314234Yordles aren't short stacks fuck off milf fagGo jerk off to your expired hags and don't include yordle enjoyers into it
My cock is the size of the average yordle's torso. It's THEM who should be paying ME for sex
>>733288389HUMANMEN
>>733325160to eat something like mcdonald's or KFC, they are like children after all
>>733330587vex with sex
>>733330587Plap
>>733288389Dantes, you're married. You have a wife. Stop.
POV: You look like a hero
>>733289212midget sexo
>>733332702more like she sees my bulge
>>733288389I'm not hungry, no thanks.
>>733332821I mean, that's the biggest indicator of heroic potential, isn't it?
>>733325160id take her to an actually nice restaurant and not some bs like every other zoomer in this thread addicted to fast food
>>733332702Fuzzy ears...
>>733330587
riot is retarded for not releasing an mmo already
>>733334845Imagine if they released the MMO around the hype of arcane s1. Could have been the smartest business move of all time. Blizzard would have dissolved by now.
Marry and reproduce (with Yordles)
>>733334845The MMO will come out when I'm 40.
>>733336003Obviously we would select yordles but what hometown would you pick if it wasn't demacia vs noxus
It's cool that everyone agrees Vex should look like this.
>>733337242Breasts too bigAss too small
>>733336180I don't remember a lot of runeterra geography, but I know I'd spend an unhealthy amount of time in the shadow isles looking for my wife. Piltover would probably be the capital of the world with how hard they went on fleshing it out already.
>>733337242Too fat
Arcane that not only confirms that Yordles FUCK but there's also Yordle Prostitutes and Yordles with BDSM Kinks with the Old Madame Yordle and the Gimp
>>733337242Breasts too bigBelly too small
>>733337242Breasts too smallBelly too smallAss too smallThighs too thin
>>733325160movies first then Denny's second
>>733295982>I asked a trans prostitute, totally for a joke ha-ha>unlessWhy are mutts like this
