She's an Elite 4 member at the age of 9. What is your excuse?
>>733326214I was the champ at 9
>>733326214I will turn her into a mother at that age!
I don't live in retarded anime world.
>>733326214She probably slept her way to the top
>>733326214Nepo/DEI hire like all the Paldea E4.
>>733326214>Nemona literally beat 9 years old for funBASED
>>733326385If I were in Rika's position, I would too.
>>733326214She doesn't look one year younger than Ash and Misty
>>733326214Pokemon isn't real dude.
>>733326214kids toddlers babies infants
I know who you are.>>>/vp/>>>/b/
>>733326214I hate life and wanna kill myself
>>733326214The Paldea League in universe is a joke. Even all the Gym Leaders vent about it in the post game.
>>733326214Wait, she's HOW old!?!?!You're telling me I-...With a-......did she take a pregnancy test?
>>733328782based but also cringe
>>733326214>Lust provoking image>Irrelevant time wasting question
>>733328949I want to kiss a little girl so fucking bad
ptobably a nepo baby. Emphasis on the baby.
>>733326375>>733326385>>733328314>>733328782>>733328949It's time to kill yourselves
>>733328949Based
Im pretty sure i beat pokemon emerald elite 4 when i was like 6
>>733329175>needle still on basedYou love Poppy! You love Poppy!We got a Poppy-con here fellas!~
>>733326460paizuri
>>733326214I don't have the pokemon autisms, dodged that bullet.
>>733329370cringe
>>733329370Ok, now THIS is BASED and true.
>>733326214Whose dick did she suck to get on the E4 at that age?
put a baby in that baby
>>733329370Wrong
>>733326214I beat Blue when I was 4 and became the champion of Kanto, then Johto shortly after.
>>733329370Yes that is correct.
>>733329707You are factually wrong.>>733329370You are factually correct.
>>733329370nah
>>733326214>9she's like a year younger than Ash, why does she look like a toddler?
kereno won btw
>>733329852She's got one of those "look younger than you are" diseases.
>>733327193
>>733329409wheres this from
>age: 9And toddlerniggers baby rapists are here ruin it for everyone again
>>733330490>crabs in a bucketPregmata-bro Not like this.
>>733330590I'm not a toddlernigger's "bro", and no pedo/lolicon should ever be
>>733326214She's too old by about 7 years.
>>733330737Thanks for confirming >>733329370
caucasoid thread
>>733330490You'll get there one day crab anon.
>>733330590kani in a bucket?
>>733330806>>733330873kys baby rapists
>>733330873>Humming faggotWaste of good animations and time for baby faggotry
>>733326214why did they make her so sexy though?
>>733326214How is she an elite 4? Is she a savant or everyone in her region is a retard? I didn't play her game
I beat pokemon blue at age 7 so
I got this delivery on here a few years ago. Wanted to repost it because I love Poppy.
>>733332227Nice
>>733329370you're both scum
>>733332227source
>>733326214I don't have a vagina that carries me to the top
>>733332320Same
>>733332320diddy blud epstein
>>733326214Cute granny.
>>733329370debatable
>>733331798>I'm a huge faggot!okay?
>>733329370How about loli on toddler?
>>733326214The current Rubicks cube 3x3 record holder is also 9. And the average record holder is like 7 or 8. Sometimes kids are just prodigies.
>>733326214Pokemon tiddies distraught me
>>733330873SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>733334039had to do a double take.
>>733334039>>733336143I can only see it as her holding her arms in front of her. Are you brain damaged?
Wym I was champion at a younger age and before she existedSilly little bitch
>>733330827But I'm a mutt.
>>733336227Her feet look like boobs from far enough away.
>>733336521Ok I can see that. Fair enough.
>>733337005This image is technically safe for work.
>>733337005savedthis board really needs more posters like you king
>>733337005I can see them...
All of the Gen 1 gym leaders and E4 members were exceptional people. A soldier, a psychic, a head geisha, a karate master, head of a dragon clan, etc.Not sure when it switched from people who were clearly competent to whatever random design GF shit out.
>>733332395they go by "CrabgrassBB" on twitter>>733337005what was it?
>>733329370There's a good range that leads from toddler to loli that is the ideal but overall both are fine and hot
I want to be pokeballl sized around poppy
>>733330490You act like Diana is a lot older appearance wise than 9 kek
>>733339012She ain't a toddler, that's for sure
>>733326214I want Poppy to step on me and tell me that she owns me.
>>733339083Neither is 9 but you're still crying about it
I think Ansha is intensely erotic.That is all.
>>733339276I'm not complaining about her looking younger than 9, I'm complaining about toddlerniggers thinking they belong
>>733339398Crying. You're crying.
>>733339084at that size? how do you do it
Mass pedocide
>>733339503Because I'm telling you to fuck off from a thread where your trash doesn't belong?
>>733326214I mean the pokemon protagonists are 14 at most right? And they all go on to become champions. It's not a stretch to say a prodigy could become an E4 member, although I guess she should've been a gym leader instead.
>>733339878wasn't even a toddlercon before but I will now go jerk off to it just because you're being such a faggot
>>733340085Know that toddlercon is considered one of the sickest things ever and draw on it. Know that you're looking at the ultimate forbidden fruit.
I like Poppy because I want to hug her, spoil her, cuddle her, and treat her like an absolute princess. Sleeping underneath the stars with her while she tells me about her day and aspirations.
>>733340342This is the biggest difference between toddlerniggers and lolicon, for toddlerniggers it's all about some moral degenerate aspect of corruption and whatnot, meanwhile lolicon just think little girls are hot.
>>733340537>>733340550the duality of man
>>733326214>age 9She does not look 9. She looks 5-6 years old. This is my headcanon and i won't budge from this.
>>733340085recommend Kereno
>>733340537Poppy is made for spoiling.
>>733340342bruh stop I'm already erect
>>733340582I just think toddlers are hot. Kindred spirits, you and I.
>>733340715>that's why I have to come up with all of this "forbidden fruit" retarded bullshitSure you do, faggot
>>733340085Try the angel anthologies.
>>733340953Damn brat... not even 10, the in canon age of consent to go on an adventure. She's on thin ice...
>>733340914Different anon, soulmate.
>>733340953Poppy can do whatever she wants with me. Anything she wants. I want her to have her complete way wish me.
>>733341053Same mental illness
>>733341093You would know
>>733341093>>733341125The sexual tension between you two is hot.
>>733341150Can't rape the willing
>>733340582There's really not much difference between lolifags and toddlerfags. Both get the noose anyway. I do find it funny lolifags try to dunk on toddlerfags for wanting their waifus a little younger.
>>733341330it's different bro trust me im not like them
>>733326214What's up with pokémon humans where the 9 year olds look 4 and the 10 year olds look 14
someone is lying about their age
>>733341330The only reason you think there's no difference is precisely because everyone's concept of pedos or lolicon comes from lumping them both together despite being even further away from each other than "normal" people are from lolicons. They're literally the biggest reason why everyone hates lolicon and even pedos, which is why they should be hated and shunned.
>>733341330There's a bigger difference in looks between a girl aged 3 and a girl aged 10 than there is between a girl aged 10 and a girl aged 15 (even older if you think about those petite asian girls)
>>733341330I also find it funny but more because I like both. I like hags too for that matter.
>>733341786SECKY WITH BECKY!
>>733341896Could you handle Poppy & Becky!?
>thinly veiled pedophile thread
>>733330490
>>733342224Would you believe mods haven't 404'd it yet despite how obvious it is? Fantastic job, mods.
>>733326214I was champ at her age, fuck off.
>>733342286they are giving us a bone since they allow hag threads all day
>>733326214She's my wife!
anyone got the source for this?
>>733343201my basement
you pedos make it hard to be a pokephile pokemon is about the monstersbut instead you simp for all these flat as cardboard personality childrenfor god sake some of the monsters have more personality than the females
ching chong
>>733342589>discarding unused lolisSpace Emperor would never stand for this.
>>733343769>you pedos make it hardMy bad want me to help you finish? Would help loosen you release some of that tension
>>733329370
>>733341786Why are both her full arts so cheap?
I unironically hate Poppy. Acerola is the only one for me.
>>733326214Me and Poppy: https://files.catbox.moe/2jzhxv.mp4
>>733347395I'm happy she's not being scalped.
>>733347906preg sex always weirds me out. it feels wrong.
>>733347906You can stop spamming that on this website you fuckign loser
>>733334039those are some big poke tits
>>733342241why do lgs love hair brushes so much?
>its those filthy toddlercons that post about how taboo it is and thats weird>I would never ever ever do that us lolicons are above such things!
it feels so empty without Poppy.What would she smell like? Polished steel?
>>733342241brush handle ranking?
>>733332227Man, Toriyama really liked lolis huh?
>>733330873Is it true that this guy worked for the KGB?
>>733326214Built for sex
Anyone have a Poppy request? Lewd is fine, but no seggs>>733340537Very good post
>>733352387No. He disappeared and plenty made up rumors in their grief.
plap poppy
>>733352875I need to see her in a micro-bikini with a shit eating smug grin.
>>733354212I took her to the store specifically to plap her in the fitting room
>>733326214when she was training I was whacking it to lolis...
>>733352196definitely bamboo with the flared handle bottom easy to clean, nobody can find embarrassing sex toys if you leave it in plain sight.
>>733354797I will buy my daughter a brush like this someday
>>733326214Any older and she'd be a eggless HAG
>>733355225the textured rubber feels much better but it retains smells and I feel like its the dark path of the giga coomer where if you get too used to it penises wont work for you anymore
Kids would NEVER do it with older men,Same goes for Pokemons, they would NEVER do it woth human menSomehow this will get the PEDOS mad...
>>733355585>Kids would NEVER do it with older menmaybe with you, LOSER
>>733355691everyone is a coomer obligations and STDs are the only thing that keeps people from going off the deep end
>>733355585the porn says otherwise
>>733352875just her with a huge ass
>>733355585those background colors behind the cute pokiddo look a little sus
>>733355586thanks for telling me, will try it.
>>733347906source?
>>733355046Be a real father and help herkids can't cum or consent, pedos get the rope
third worlders found /lsg/ and now it's all blogposting and unfunny spam
>>733330873I need to fuck a kid
>>733356113kids experiment with their bodies all the time, it's your job as a parent to ensure it happens in a safe and secure environment.
>>733356113>pedos(children)>get the ropes of cum from my dick exploding inside them
I find it bizarre how in the UK you can get jailed for having a slightly suggestive picture of an anime kid on your phone, while in Russia you can look at actual pizza and nobody will bat an eye. Aren't we all humans at the end of the day? Can this really be justified by "cultural differences"?
>>733356454You can look at pizza anon, it's not a big deal.
>>733356517wtf at least spoiler it you freak
>>733356360nothing like getting non-body safe plastics and putting it right up inside your guts lmao
>>733356454in australia if a girls boobs arnt big enough its possibly a crime
>>733356658kek haven't they thought of the possible implications?
>>733356658>Australia is the land of loli oppaiAlways knew there was something wrong with them.
>>733356824pearbros...
>>733356882>why you pick a brush that is>that is
>>733357045
>>733356594>non-body safe plasticsnever pay more than 7 dollars on a video game and never pay less than 30 dollars on personal grooming tools, if I see you with one of those gross disintegrating rubber brushes from the dollar store Im smacking the dogshit out of you.
>>733357516>paying for grooming toolslmao, i bet you shower
>>733357685no thats what licking is for
>>733356594>plastics and putting it right up insidePlastics?
>>733356454do euros really get their phones inspected regularly?
>>733358181No.
>>733358181Not really, it's more or less on the same level as anti-piracy laws. Just don't go full retard with p2p networks and always remember to use a VPN, or just avoid that altogether and stick to boorus.
>>733358181It's like penis inspection day. It's random but it WILL happen.
>>733352206>Mai>Young Chichi>Young Bulma>Arale>PanI kneel in respect. He truly was the GOAT.
>>733350330y-you know...
>>733357045>t. never been to the doctor where they use plastic instruments all the time
>>733328949So based he had to be banned for it.
Why yaia thrrad a girl with huge tumors and a 6yo barely gets shitposts compared to a 9yo flat has all of the shitposts
>>733326214Literal nepobaby
>>733359146Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>733352875Jack-o pose
>>733359057oh if you could prove your microplastics exposure came from a hospital they would absolutely switch to stainless steel for even the wood paddle pop stick they use to make you go "ahhhh". just wait till you read about prion disease stuff. if its even suspected you have that shit, and they cut you with anything, they incinerate it. entirely. solid stainless steel tongue depressor touches your skin for half a second? melt it down. it takes several hours at 900 degrees to destroy a prion, and considering it can cause a disease that is UNCURABLE and EATS YOUR BRAIN, they dont even fuck around with it. they will melt literally everything that you touched
>>733359146no one play granblue fantasy
>>733359342>switch to stainless steelI'm a doctor, we're switching to biological instruments easier to use but a little more messy for both parties.
>>733352875Tinkaton themed micro bikini.
>>733359146English?
>>733359396Isnt that because mods think loli tumors are safe compared to loli loli which are considered verboten for reddit mods? So they created automated bots to shitpost on loli loli threads or even go all out and pay for third party shitposters to shitpost on loli loli threads? Making them more deletion worthy? Rember alice threads?
>>733359656Honestly 7 outta 10 Yaia images that are posted here make her look more like a shortstack than an (oppai)loli
>>733359656>>733359643>>733359146>yaiaSpeak plainly you retards. How can ypu expect anyone to understand your plight if no one knows what the fuck you're talking about. Everyone knows Dianna from Pregmata, everyone knows Carol from Onirism, Everyone knows Poppy and the entire cast of Pokemon. But ehat the fuck is a Yaia? Keep in mind most human beings aren't jGacha players.
>>733361484i just feel pity for you
>>733356020Okay, here's Poppy mooning (you)Hopefully it's clear she's wearing leggings kek>>733359268I'll do this one too. I'll probably do the other two as well.
>>733359342>if I touch anything plastic the evil MICROPLASTICS are going to RAPE my genestouch grass
>>733327193Fact>>733330023False
>>733342589>no female space marineGood riddance.
>>733352875poppy playtime
>>733363517more like poppy plaptime
>>733361638>pity>begging for your unknown skinnerbox wife to be noticedYou are too foolish to realize you're the one being pitied.
>>733326214She's actually six, they just aged her up in the localization. In Pokemon Masters she talks like a kindergartner.
>>733363814>aging her up 3 years>still looks like a toddlerwhy bother
>>733363814>6 out of 5FVARKKKKKK is it even loli at that point? sounds more like toddlercon desu.
>>733362191Uhh blog?
>>733326214I've a niece close to her age at that height.We're very concerned if she's due to a spurt or if she's cursed to be a pygmy.
>>733367184Wish I was the guy that will eventually get to tap her.
>>733326214Poppy thread >>733328949Based and cunnypilled
>>733334039I thought the tag was a dick
>>733362191Jesus that's a nice hefty Poppy!!!!I want to sniff her so badly.
>>733362314basically. they basically found out that its in every males balls. loads of it, its directly impacting testoreone levels. its pretty grim lolhttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39195663/>Microplastics found in every human testicle in study>Microplastics (MPs) have emerged as a major environmental issue. They have been found to cause significant reproductive toxicity and lower testosterone levels in adult males, though the exact mechanisms remain unclear.you ever see people complaining about how modern men are nothing like the men of a few decades ago? it might LITERALLY be the plastic.
>>733370643that's caused by a lifetime of ingesting it through food and through air, not from touching a plastic hairbrush with your hand.
>>733352875draw her standing with her panties by her knees
>>733370643How long until we can join a class-action lawsuit against plastic makers?
>>733370713yeah, do you know how fucking often women go through hairbrushes? you never noticed they sell that shit in multipacks? they might not be all the plastic, but hairbrush plastic waste is still literally billions. 4.5 billion women on earth and about half of them will go through 3 a year. bruh.
>>733352875draw her posing in the nude like the chick from titanic when dicaprio draws her on the couch
>>733370943never. it would be impossible to pay anything off
>>733336227Congrats, you failed the straight test.
>>733371018Guess we just got to accept that everyone got fucked over, but at least we got a few video games.
>>733329175Epstein website
>>733370974because the bristles break off or get nasty, not because the handle melts into microplastics in their hands or whatever the fuck it is you're imagining.
>>733352875have you ever drawn her Chinese outfit?could you please draw her tugging her dress forward, showing her dress sinking into and around her butt?
When I see this specific picture I have an entire a-ha sequence play out in my mind.
>>733371223oh, i guess you cant see the posts, theyve been deleted. the poster i was first replying to was insinuating they were gonna choose brushes based on how useful....the shape of the handle would be. for a girl.>>733371090its fucking crazy too how impossible it is to escape. its not like you could just purify water to water plants and get microplastic free vegetables or soemthing. youd have to purify the soil, the water, grow generations of the same plant till there was no more microplastics in it, and THEN you could start having pure corn to maybe start feed a few generations of cows kept in a whole purified field. cant let rain touch this entire field. cant let groundwater touch this. this soils gotta be completely seperated from the enviroment. theres not area on earth thats untouched by this, and itll never be possible to even purify anything in anyones life time.its so fucked. we literally just have to hope three isnt some level where it turns to sudden death, because theres absofuckinglootely nothing we can do
>>733326214threw less of a hissy fit than Whitney when she lost.
>>733352875Her lying prone showing off her perky bubbly butt
>>733371624My bet right now is that there are a lot more negative effects that microplastics causes to us, not to mention the different biospheres it has already infected and keeps on infecting us more because we eat stuff from those biospheres. There won't be a massive world war that wipes out humanity, it will be a slow withering death because of mistakes from the past haunting us to the literal last generation.
It's beautiful how we can all unite through our shared love of childsex.
Mods hate to admit it but this is what gamers want to talk about. In a way, that makes this video games.
>>733371624it's easy to escape you just have to donate blood and plasma very often>https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen/fullarticle/2790905>Plasma donation was the most effective intervention, reducing mean serum perfluorooctane sulfonate levels by 2.9 ng/mL compared with a 1.1-ng/mL reduction with blood donation, a significant difference; similar changes were seen with other PFASs.btw that's down from like 9.5ng/mL to 7ng/mL, so like 25%, which is quite a lotand in just a year of plasma donation too.note these guys probably weren't minding their intake so if you were careful about not ingesting more than you'd be down in just a few yearsbloodletting won, just put some leeches on you at night and they will gradually suck up your blood
