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>>733335778
I'll take the tomboy.
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why the fuck would anyone choose someone with a septum piercing
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>>733335778
As a straight Asian man, I pick Blonde Blazer without hesitation.
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blazer has a better body and can change hair color - she is vastly superior
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>>733335778
Why?
Why do I have to choose?
I can choose both.
I can play the game both ways.
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I choose flambae
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>>733335778
They did such a horrific job balancing these 2, the game basically chooses for you.
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>>>/vg/
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>>733335778
I'll take the emotionally available and mentally healthy brunette
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>Yet another Transpatch thread
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no
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>>733336735
If you don’t. Your mother will reveal all your dirtiest childhood secrets.
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>>733335778
See, I hear all the points in favor of Blazer, I nod my head in agreement, I have complete comprehension of all their points. Totally valid points.
Then I boot up the game and pick Visi again because WHEN SHES AROUND ITS ALREADY ALRIGHT ALREADY ALRIGHT
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>>733337004
And then the blonde stacy steals him away anyway
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>>733336878
Does she really deserve 7 INT
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>>733336693
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>>733335778
Robert owes Courtney lovey dovey baby making sex.
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>>733337256
She messes with the files, it’s why her age is redacted. She wanted to impress Robert with her smarts.
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>>733337698
Suuure
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>>733335778
In the words of game director Chris Rebbert, "I always choose Blonde Blazer."
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>all of Robert's responses during Visi's attempts at flirting are either "boredom" or "contempt"

what did the developers mean by this
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>>733337898
I’m kidding out the Int stat padding but her age IS redacted if you look at it, she clearly does have the ability to fuck with the files if she wanted to.
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>>733337004
The funniest part is that to believe that, you'd have to ignore every single thing about the storyline that tells you it's actually Blazer who makes everything alright for Robert.

You people operate on headcanon and you always will
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>>733337996
It’s top bantz. Robert has never failed a shit test a day in his life.
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>>733338074
She has a secret identity. Imagine thinking she is supposed to reveal her identity just because you want to know her age.

It's literally the perfect character trait for her. Of course you don't get to know how old she is. You don't get to know how much she weighs either!!!
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>>733337996
He's always happy to see Blazer and he's always annoyed to see Visi. When Blazer is around it's already alright. When Visi is around Robert is looking for a way out
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>>733337256
Yes it is, because she runs the entire branch and manages a lot of things successfully, she is smarter than everyone on the dumbass Z-Team.
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>>733336878
Realistically she should have a penalty to her intelligence score whenever she transforms because blonde
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>>733338436
>yfw Mandy has 9 INT
Kneel
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>>733335778
Blazer is legit a cheater. See the meme.

I don't get, because she's otherwise such a legit amazing person, and obviously very moral (unlike a certain someone). I don't know what they were thinking designing her that way. But it's there in the game. You can convince yourself it's not, but it is, and it only gets more solid the harder you look.
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>>733338703
Your mother is a cheater for sleeping with me last night. The seething midwit opinion is your own. If you weren't a midwit, you'd probably be able to recognize that.
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I choose Malevola.
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Right eating left
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>>733339064
You are honestly fucking disgusting
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>>733336506
>both have a superpower they can take off, just a regular human underneath
>both are seasoned superheroes with shared life experiences

Hate to say it but BB is custom-made for Roberts
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>>733338779
I do enjoy the recurring theme of everyone involved with Robert being a big nerd with Mecha Man merch. Truly your favorite superhero’s favorite superhero.
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>>733338779
You have to wake up and smell the bitter hoe coffee.

Look at her secret positive stats for her relationship.

>If Robert goes in for the kiss while she's still dating
+1


>If you/Robert gives her a neutral or aggressive answer about it not being a mistake (while she's still dating) the next day when she tries to pass the blame off on alcohol or Robert
+1

Being a respectful cuck that has cares about her boundaries (while she has a man) and at least waiting 30 minutes after breaking up with her old bf,means less appreciation. She's shit testing Robert in Ep 1 or 2. She likes when he's pushing her to be sexual. According to her own behind the curtain mechanics she's cheating in her head before she fires the gun and tries to move on to the replacement she just hired as her in office boytoy.
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>>733339237
Where do you think we are?
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>>733339485
Sneed forever midwit
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>>733335778
If these are my only choices I'd rather be gay
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>>733338436
What if the amulet was a bimbofication powerup
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>>733335778
I am suicidal. So, the chick that is a proven murderer with no remorse or intent to reform.
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>>733336125
>blazer has a better body
no she doesn't
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>>733338818
>my power is a weapon
gayest cape shit ever since weapons would absolutely be inferior to any powers. Cold and heat alone annihilate any weaponry.

>lemme just fire my guns at absolute 0.
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Your aerola is showing
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Blazerjeets getting too uppity lately.
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>>733339349
I just love the way she honors and respects his work from the very beginning. I couldn't imagine Mecha Man being with anyone else
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>>733335778
Both are painfully shallow characters
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Genuinely, how is this even a debate? On one hand, you have a nice, busty, gorgeous blonde. Her only fault is that she recently dumped her boyfriend. On the other hand, you have a cow piercing, trashy, bitchy, and incompetent girl who is flat as a board. She lies, steals, and has the potential of being a super villain depending on your ending. It's blatant the devs really want you to chose Invisibitch, including the cringiest masturbation scene I've ever witnessed and a titty scene that shows her itty bitties. I would've kept her on the team if the others didn't want to cut her, but by no means was I going to romance her.
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>>733339696
>cheating is worse than 1st degree murder bros!
No.
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>>733339673
Her power is that she's 6 foot 6, tough as nails and can spawn interdimensional hell portals. Swinging her pink magic blade around is just the mechanic for dealing easy damage
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>>733339673
She can open portals and absorb wounds. The sword is a bonus
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>>733338818
If she want ruined by shit voice work, then I would agree.
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>>733339815
Why would this be a hero character instead of killed? What is the geopolitical logic in game for this?
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>>733339762
Only incels and /v/irgins think Superwoman dumping Superman to fuck (You) instead is a character flaw.

It's a pure power fantasy. It's one of the reasons I bought the game.
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More importantly, did you choose Waterboy (or whatever his name was) or Phenomaman? I went with the water guy since I cut batman and he seemed like an int hero. He actually was pretty fucking good with the double heal shit. On the other hand, the only time I used Phenmamamaman was the final city ending segment and his pouting depression shit was so fucking annoying.
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>>733339975
Phenomaman fucking sucks. His team ups suck because you can't build his stats to complement anyone. His powers suck. Every single time you make any single mistake, he becomes useless.

Waterboy mogs him so badly it's unreal. Don't trust anyone who shit talks Waterboy either.
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>>733339636
yes she does.
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>>733338270
unf
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Blazer is the better choice but was given criminally less time than Courtney and is basically reduced to a side character on the Invisigal Show.
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>>733339684
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>>733340079
imagine choosing the mentally unstable sticc over this
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>>733335778
I like and chose Visi, but still think it's a bummer that Blazer got sidelined as hard as she got at times.

I kept thinking they'd go into her backstory or how she has to prioritize loyalty to a corporation while doing hero-work, but she doesn't get much to work with character arc-wise.
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Blazer has one of the best bodies I've ever seen in a modern Western animation. Her shape in the evening gown is a peak 10/10 American woman.
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>>733340121
Ernest NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>733339975
Waterboy is better for gameplay
Phenomaman is funnier
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>>733335778
Tomboy midriff
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Was the VA for Royd an eceleb? I know most or all of the VAs were youtubers, but the only one I could recognize easily was the cookbook author from Funhaus. I assume the little irish figher was Jacksepticeye because I'm reasonably certain he's from there. The rest are a mystery but I also saw the numerous Critical Role logos so that probably means Matt Mercer, Laura Bailey, etc. are doing voices.
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>>733340192
Yeah, I wish there was more of a payoff to Phenomaman finding something new to care about. Waterboy gets his confidence boost either way, but the best P-Man gets is an optional dose of antidepressants.
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>can turn from a hot brunette into a tall blonde mommy

how fucking stupid would you have to be to pass this up for some trashy chick?
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I liked this "game" a lot. I don't think I've enjoyed one of these VN-esque things this much since TWD S1, which is the pinnacle.
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>>733340280
he becomes a MTG chad
>>733340274
I heard Royd's VA is the stunt double for The Rock or something like that
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>>733340280
Poor guy doesn't need anti-depressants he needs to be teamed up with a Valkyrie as autistic as he is, and they can just fight evil forever before dying together in battle like they both want.
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>>733339874
>no response
Why is capeshit the only media where it is acceptable to write worlds that make no logical sense when scrutinized? If I made a scifi series with shit this illogical it would be called out as poor writing.
>other mediums
People demand things be so logical that they understand the tax system of a fantasy kingdom
>Capeshit
just fuck my shit up senpai. Logic is for pussies.
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So if you chose the incorrect choice, does the amulet feel like a complete deus ex machina at the end? I mean, it is either way, but at least it's revealed to you in her date.
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>>733340338
They are literally mostly midwits, children and virgins. The type of people who screech and cry when game directors themselves come out and say "I always choose Blonde Blazer" after spending months of their lives shitposting Blazer.

They pretend that it's actually all about Visi's personality but really it's just self inserting. Invisigal is abusive and they don't care about a girl being abusive because to them, getting "sexual" attention is more important.

tldr; broken boys choose Visi.
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>>733339874
>>733340451
Nobody wants to talk to you autist
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This is one of those obvious, no brainer choices, like the boatmaster versus a glass eater or a retarded lesbian who accidentally shoots herself versus an entire city full of people.
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>>733339762
See everyone says the devs wanted you to pick Visi then you see the devs speak and they’re almost seething that BB wasn’t more popular. BB just kind of got fucked by having her bits being at the bookends of the story when the choice is made in the middle which are peak Visi hours.
Oh and also by the fact that Courtney is best girl lmaoooooo
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>>733340376
I'm not sure if he's even that zealous about fighting. It's something he's good at, and it's easier to understand than basic human interaction, but he didn't strike me as a desperate for battle warrior-type.

Hell some of the few things he's enthusiastic about besides Blazer is playing Magic the Gathering and getting a discount on fruit care-package deliveries.
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>>733335778
Which one does anal?
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>>733335778
Left.

>>733335926
So you can remove it. (fix her)
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>>733340765
I disagreed with Kenny once and I think he left me for dead three times
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>>733340793
They both obviously do. But you might break something with Blazer.
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>>733335778
The vast majority chose Visi over Blazer because she's a cute tomboy and actually has a story arc focusing on her, exploring her backstory, and letting her grow as a person.

But recently it feels like it evolved into backlash from a vocal minority that are really really angry that she was popular.
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Visi's central to the story of the game and mirrors how fucked up Robert is
Blazer all but disappears from like episode 3 to 7
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>>733340767
There's only one group that seethes about Blazer, and it's literally all day every day. There's only one group who attack the game directors for their opinion and immaturely whine about "feeling invalidated"

Visinigs shitpost Blazer all day every yet they can't control their own emotions when the games directors praise Blazer. Or when her Valentines artwork is vastly superior....

>>733340961
Sure thing, we'll see you again the next time Adhoc devs do something good for Blazer and you're seething about it.
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>>733340510
If you choose Phenomaman you can see him watching a video of them working together where her amulet seems to glow whenever she uses her powers so if you’re reallly paying attention you might have been able to figure it out. If you pick Visi and Waterboy yeah, it’s pretty much like “oh that’s how she does it, cool.”
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>>733341051
>and you're seething about it.
But I liked both characters and wanted Mandy to get more focus to
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>>733340840
>disagreeing with the rightest man in TWD
You didn't beat the game. Season 2 Kenny was actually pretty bad, but he was nowhere near as braindead retarded as Jane. Abandoning the newborn infant as a prank, alone in a freezing car during a zombie apocalypse and knowing all babies do is scream, is a level of smooth brainness that I don't think you can beat. And then even if you fucking side with her, she ropes herself next game.
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Prism. Her calling BB Ms. Blazer is really cute.
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>>733340274
Mercer is Shroud
Laura Bailey is Visi
Joel Haver is Waterboy
Thor's cartoon voice actor is Phenomeman
Jack septic eye is Punch Up
Cr1itikal is Sonar
The Rock's stunt double is Roid
That's all I know
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>>733341173
I was referring more to season one, but yeah, Jane sucks. I was hating nearly everyone in season two by the end though.
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>>733339874
She's from Australia and was in jail for petty crimes
She's in a rehabilitation program for villains, which is the central thing of the story
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>>733340825
>muh fix 'em

female behavior
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>>733341227
I liked her way more than I thought I would
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>>733341227
I wish we got to see her in casual-wear outside of work
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>>733341227
made for waterboy
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>>733341171
>this is what 9 int looks like
I think Robert was so stressed because he realized he’s the only one in the whole company with an above room temperature iq
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Flambert <3333
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The vast majority of people are retarded midwits
These people really should think about that the next time they post about popularity contests on 4chan
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>>733341596
B-But Brainbook
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>>733341246
>Joel Haver
The fucking "Lanky Kong Listens to the DK Rap for the First Time" guy? Incredible. Everyone did a pretty good job then. I'm vaguely aware of Critikal and I though he had a boring droning monotone voice. I cut Sonar so I didn't hear him as much as others, but I wouldn't have been able to peg him as the VA.
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>troonlennial capeshit """""""""""game"""""""""""
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>>733341364
It really is. Visinigs are underage Twitter users who unironically simp for terrible female behavior and that septum ring. They think it makes them counter culture (they are a part of the majority and have been for a long time)
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>>733341715
I love my well-meaning, overly supportive, hopelessly naive, micromanaging, confidently unprofessional, unintentionally racist boss-wife!
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Considering "current year", I'm surprised they didn't add a homo route, honestly.
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>>733341851
truth nukes
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>>733341895
never thought about it but you're right - it is pretty rare
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>>733341895
>current year
>heterosexual game with two distinct heroines that personify the timeless male struggle between Betty/Veronica, Jackie/Marilyn or Rei/Asuka
>waifu war between hetero males matches up against any other in modern history
>the faggots still shove themselves in anyways to try and destroy the fandom
Gatekeep, gatekeep, gatekeep. They WILL make the games homosexual if we allow them.
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>>733335778
I chose neither. Fuck 'em.

>>733338818
Ruined by the worst VA ever and the baffling decision for Malevola to wear pumps when it should've been open tongue sneakers or nothing at all.

>>733340793
Visi actually talks about wanting to peg you, so I'm guessing she's secretly into receiving it.

>>733341879
The single best thing she does in the game is the silent '..what the fuck?' she says to herself if you go on her dinner 'date' then say you just want to be friends the next day.
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>>733335778
Imagine thinking there was any other choice
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>>733341246
>Cr1itikal is Sonar
didn't know that
this substantially worsened my opinion of my favorite bat boy
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>>733342652
You're not supposed to kiss her on the billboard bro, it's such an obvious mistake and a red herring. The dialogue in the date scene is much better when you don't, and the storytelling overall is much tighter
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>>733335778
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>>733342658
How the fuck could you not tell the dude has one tone
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>>733342658
how did you not know that from his voice alone
He's not even doing a character, the devs literally just told him to talk and act like he does normally
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>>733342315
>Not wanting a demon girl in fuck me pumps.
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>>733342841
well how else are you gonna kiss phenomaman
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>>733343081
This homo kisses Blazer and Phenomaman and Invisigal, just a straight up whore
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Anyone else get JLI vibes from this?
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>>733342970
They just clash so strangely with her outfit and overall aesthetic. I'd probably dislike it less if Malevola wasn't already ruined by the terrible 'acting' of Ashleigh Burch
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>>733343213
Definitely. The game really did remind of the days when I was still really into comic books.
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>>733343213
Anon... even /co/ doesn't read comics. Do you really think /v/ fags have ever held a comic in their hands?
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>Most popular games on the board aren't even games but waifu simulators
Says it fucking all
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>>733343213
not justice league but x-men
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>>733335778
Both are equally attractive, which means it's not a matter of which one I choose, but which one will choose to say yes.
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>>733343295
You're right. She should wear some platform boots with heels & latex.
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>>733343406
You'd be surprised what kind of decent off topic discussions you get here.
>TFW we had a great Outlaw Star thread here last year.
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>>733343435
We could talk game mechanics if you want, I just figured everyone in the thread already knew Golem is the fucking GOAT and if you don’t take spread thin you’re a moron.
Actually, most of the characters have a definitively better power, anyone ever just choose all the worse powers on a second run just to make it harder?
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Reminder that Blazer is all natural while Visi has implants
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>>733337248
>In Visi's route, Blazer doesn't care if Robert dances with Visi
>In every route, Visi is canonically hopelessly in love with Robert
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Invisimech <3333
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>>733343652
Well, if we're talking comics, then I'd say that the Z-Team reminds me of the original Busiek's run of the Thunderbolts.
I fucking miss Beetle, bro...
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>>733343720
>keeping a healthy distance when rejected and being respectful of your choice vs. unhealthy obsession and a fixation on what she can't have
More proof that Mandy is the best
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>>733335778
My choice is making out with Blazer while Invis sucks my dick & Malevola rims my asshole.
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>>733343782
I don't read capeshit comics, but isn't the Z-Team just the Suicide Squad, except without the 'fuck up and your brains explode' threat hanging over them, and for generally lower stakes?
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>>733335778
visi a best
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>>733343940
Pretty much yeah
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>>733343987
Cute, but toxic. The kind of girl you'd masturbate about, but your instincts would (correctly) tell you: Do not go anywhere near that thing in person.
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>>733343782
>Original T-Bolts
You know, you might be on to something. Also, is it a hot take to say the first 2 M.A.C.H. Armors are my Faves? Shit, now I'm sad we never got a JLI/Thunderbolts Crossover by Giffen, DeMatties & Busiek.
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>>733343926
for me, it's fucking Blazer cowgirl while Visi sits on my face and they make out with each other
then they swap positions
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>>733343987
I like her design except the mentally ill piercing, but she's a dogshit character.
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>>733341685
I think people go with the "i can fix her" because the logical alternative is that they are the one who needs fixing
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>>733344396
But the game is about Robert, not you.
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>>733343940
That's the thing. Suicide Squad were never a proper team. Mostly it was an interchangeable roster of C-tier villains that readers wouldn't care about if they died.
T-Bolts has that vibe of assholes actually starting to like being heroes and working as a team.
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>>733344295
They would never share Robert with each other while Blazer's still sober
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Used pussy or used pussy

Wow. Tough choice. Big decisions to be made in the normie world. I mean, what if she says no? I would be devastated!!
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>>733344521
>if she hasn't remained a virgin her whole life for some loser who spends his life playing video games and getting angry at women then she's a whore
You're too good for them bro
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>>733344415
If the game doesn’t want me making decisions the way I want then they should really not give me the power to make the decisions.
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>>733344768
Are you capable of seeing that Robert needs some fixing, regardless of whether you personally need fixing in your own life
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>let bat guy meet important business contact
>cut him from a job he doesn't want, solely because I thought Coupe was more useful
>dude's turbo assmad and tries to kill me multiple times
Retarded. Also, the game forced me to forgive him and let him back on the team. Did that happen to anyone else? I was probably going to anyway, but the game literally selected it for me.
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>>733344937
>the game literally selected it for me
Turbo retard post.
That's what happens when you don't make a choice in time.
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>>733344937
the game chose for you because you took too long retard
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>>733344415
And midwits are literally incapable of not self-inserting
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>>733345127
>>733345218
That's 100% not what happened. It selected the answer for me almost instantly, with plenty of timer bar still up.
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>>733335926
it reminds me that women are like cattle, so i treat them as such
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>>733341643
Based
>>733343742
Cringe
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>>733345317
then you must have just fat fingered it
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>>733345371
Back to the /SDN/ mines, fujo!
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>>733343987
The most overrated female character we've seen in years, Maellefag tier simping
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>>733335778
Which one does anal?
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>>733345584
That's not me.
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>>733345989
Flambae
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>>733346041
Well, now that you're here: BACK TO THE MINES!
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>>733346052
I want to poke that butt
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>>733345989
Visi.
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>>733346195
Visi did say she's the pegger.
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>>733346074
not yet
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>>733346052
SHAKE IT
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What was going through her mind when she made this face
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attention seeking homosexual
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>>733346381
>>733346424
>>733346470
>>733346539
>>733346581
>>733346623
>>733346659
Absolutely fucking disgusting
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>>733335778
>flat chested bpdemon with endless baggage
VS
>literal magical girl giga stacy with big tits
hard to choose
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>>733346709
But if you pick the crazy girl that everyone else also picks, you will feel special. Lol.
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>>733346709
Not really.
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>>733346709
don't forget she can transform to be the hot girl next door whenever you want
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>>733346852
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>>733346381
>>733346424
>>733346470
>>733346539
>>733346581
>>733346623
>>733346659
Absolutely fucking amazing
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>>733347096
Don’t humor it you son of a bitch.
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>>733345989
I’m convinced Visi will do literally anything Robert is into, and if Blazer doesn’t do it with an ass like that she’s the real criminal of Z Team.
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>>733347047
Based.
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I secretly wish to hold hands with another man.
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>>733347358
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>>733347358
>bisexual hands wrote this
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>>733347096
Why do you sick and tortured people romanticize getting beat up by your partner

Homosexuals have some of the most ridiculous domestic abuse issues
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>>733347358
You’re going to make me vomit
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>>733345964
I only just played expedition 33 so never participated in any threads which I assume were shitshows anyway. Did anons really side with maelle? Verso objectively made the correct decision, it's not even questionable what the right choice is lmao
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>>733347523
You mean lesbians?
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>>733347568
Oh my God anon, you don't even know. It was an absolute clusterfuck of deranged and psychotic behavior getting revealed every minute. Troons and fags were melting down about how much they hate their fathers or wish their family would die in a fire. There were interviews in French media where a fat onions beard was crashing out at the director of the game because Maelle is the bad ending.
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>>733347724
One of my disowned older brothers has gone to jail multiple times for drunkenly beating up his meth addicted Mexican tranny boyfriends. A sick and depraved drug addicted homosexual felon lmfao. His own shitbull that he abuses once bit his face off requiring surgery, and he didn't put the dog down.

I can guarantee you that he would NOT pick Blonde Blazer if he played this game!
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>>733346882
can she transform to be not jewish?
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>>733347981
rrrriiight
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>>733348029
I have never told a lie in a Dispatch thread.
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>>733348012
>blonde (brunette) hair blue eyed woman
>jewish
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>>733347784
Jesus. I stay away from /vg/ because the mentally ill personalities are just too much to handle for the little game discussion you can squeeze out and /v/ obviously gets quite similar when a game is popular enough.
I would also imagine getting to reject your shitty reality to live in an artificial isekai fantasy world would appeal to a lot of anons (me included), so maybe that's another reason why. Maelle being a teenager probably didn't hurt either. Also I bet a lot of anons simped for Lune who only lives in Maelle's ending too
but yeah Maelle is a traumatized girl who is coping in the most unhealthy way possible both physically and mentally and Renoir and Verso are objectively right. I also believe Gustave would have done the exact same thing as Verso, if he was in his position.

The only person I actually feel really bad for is Lune. Her life sucked but she did her best and kept pushing forward always. She didn't ask for any of this lmao. Her sitting down at the end after her death stare was such a perfect end to her character I felt. It was pure defiance to the end but also finally accepting it's over, there was nothing else she could do
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>>733347523
Only a man can truly love a man. Women are pretenders.
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>>733348302
>pretender
That's rich coming from a parasite infested walking prolapsed anus with a shattered mental state
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>>733346338
No way that girlfailure pegged anything in her life.
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>>733348285
Oh all the E33 discourse was happening right here on /v/. The Verso crashouts about how much they hate him for having a big dick and hate everyone in the story and want them all to suffer forever. Well except for the perfect and precious females of course, they should "live" in "bliss" forever in painted paradise!

Yes, Lune hit me the hardest. I knew I was forsaking her and it was really painful. But the catharsis at the end makes it all worth it. I don't want Lune to live in a demiurge simulacrum holodeck for an eternity just because little princess doesn't want to go outside.
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>>733347981
Tell us more
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>>733348348
>That's rich coming from a parasite infested walking prolapsed anus with a shattered mental state
but enough about you and your father.
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>>733348478
You'll just have to use your imagination. You've never met an alcoholic/drug addict homosexual? Jails are full of em. They're some of the most blatantly mentally unwell people you can ever meet
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Banned from vg so this v thread will have to do

>>733347981
The only gays I’ve met that are violent and abusive pieces of shit are lesbians
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>>733348348
Do you really think all gays are walking disease vectors?
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>>733348693
Didn't you know? All gays have a 100% death rate
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>>733348693
All gays are degenerate
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>>733348453
It sucks because like Lune had pointed out to Verso previously, he keeps thinking in dichotomies. This family drama could have been sorted out if all of them got together and talked it out, in a way that could have saved the people inside the painting. There was easily a scenario where Maelle reluctantly leaves, but of course she can visit from time to time and probably spend quite long periods there if she chooses to and it would all be great. It's not like Renoir wanted to destroy Verso's only painting, the last bit of his soul. It's that he couldn't trust that his wife or daughter wouldn't go back to it and get lost again, which is something that could have been worked out. I loved the story but when you break down the central conflict in this way it all seems pretty fucking trivial, but you can do that with all good dramas
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>>733347981
>meth addicted Mexican tranny boyfriends
Lol…
>meth addicted
>Mexican
>tranny boyfriends
There’s your problem…
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>>733348775
There is no compromise where Versos ghost stays in the canvas and the Dessendre are not tortured over it. That's the entire thesis of the story lol. You want to throw out the thesis so that everyone can be happy forever but it's not real.
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Why do faggots swarm to quality media that isn't tailored to them in order to try and turn it into something else that is?

Don't they understand that they are hated?
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>>733348823
I don't know why he keeps making up stories
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>>733348758
Even flambae?
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>>733348823
>>733348887
>what living in Oklahoma does to a mf
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>>733348887
I assure you he's very real. Dyed rainbow hair and Trump derangement syndrome. He's totally covered in psoriasis.
He would choose Invisigal and Maelle.
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>>733348878
Anon. You could just as easily say the same about females in the video game hobby, or any male oriented hobby for that matter, and they’re likely a lot worse.
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>>733349032
especially flambae
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>>733349032
Would he have sex with a nigger? A tranny? Would he drink and do drugs and try to kill people who insult him? Is he a felonious criminal?

For some reason I fear yes is the answer to all these questions
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>>733349058
Just ordinary Florida man things I'm afraid
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>>733349032
I 100% guarantee you he eats a lot of man ass
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>>733348840
I do recognize that but given that the painting being destroyed didn't destroy the family (in fact with how Renoir and Aline were embracing it might have brought them close again), I feel like they could have worked it out. Especially with Maelle there.
It also wasn't quite clear to me why Little Verso himself was tired. It implies that all painted worlds must eventually be destroyed and clearly 67 years is pushing it to have part of your soul there. So paintings must be fairly short lived I guess
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>>733349308
Cute and canon
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>marry blazer
>robert and mandy together help visi keeping her on the straight and narrow
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>>733349308
Not cute, not canon. Die, motherfucker.
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>>733339636
viz has no tits
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>>733335778
Reminder that the entirety of Dispatch's upper management is absolutely fucking seething at Invisigal BTFOing Blazer and will nuke her character in the sequel
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>>733349163
No, but I'm sure that you would.
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>>733349384
Courtney would make a great daughter
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>>733345342
kek
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blazer superspeed blowjobs
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>>733349535
Your dick would evaporate.
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pussy glows with light
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I welcome fags and fujos. They are funny.
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>>733349454
Reminder that one dev shared that he chose Blazer and that caused a bunch of insecure visifags to seethe so relentlessly that he had to apologize about it on reddit
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Reminder
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>>733349454
>>733349678
It’s canon writing now. That Visi “needs a mentor not a lover”. Can Robert fill that role?
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With my last breathe.

I curse all Dispatch threads.

They all die now. All of them. All of them.
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>>733349716
Mandy always wins in the end
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>>733349814
>With my last breathe

saar
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>>733349814
Based esl wizard may your spell succeed
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>>733349604
hot..
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>With my last breathe.

>I curse all Dispatch threads.

>They all die now. All of them. All of them.
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>>733349879
that pic always kills me
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>>733349850
>>733349867
It will work. Trust.
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>>733349916
the septum piercing completely ruins her design
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>>733349916
>"If I take off that nosering, will you die?"
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I’ve never encountered such a low quality community before. Coomerism was a big mistake.
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When Blazer puts on her amulet do you think her bush turns blonde as well
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>>733350114
You need to shut your mouth
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>>733350232
Of course.
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>>733335778
Blonde Blazer is clearly the superior choice, but this may lead to some insecurity. Blonde Blazer could probably do better than you if she wanted. On the flip side, you're basically Invisigal's only real hope for any kind of semi-stable, long-term, mutually-loving relationship.

That's the real choice. The clearly superior girl who could probably have someone better than you in five seconds if you ever broke up, versus the inferior girl who would be begging you to come back within about 12 hours of "breaking up."
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>>733350232
She shaves her bush. She has no bush. Shouldn’t assume bush.
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The reaction to the character of Blonde Blazer is a fantastic insight into how damaged society is desu. Explains also that 60% of Gen Z men have never even asked a girl out in their lives, and just over 70% of them have never had intercourse. Back in the 60s or 80s she’s have been iconic, a beloved, praised character. An ideal of what to be. Back when men weren’t scared of women, when they could talk to them. I really see people saying there’s zero chemistry between her and Robert… Like, I’m just lost at that point. These people are beyond saving. Ep1 alone was such a stellar introduction. The entire time at the bar and later on the billboard, anyone who says there’s no chemistry there, is clearly someone who’s never had a single moment like that with a woman. Just a simple talk at a children’s playground at 1AM, or sitting near a lighthouse or some other high place at night after having a drink together. So many damaged men that never grew up properly and can’t relate to the simplest forms of intimacy and human connection like that because they’ve never experienced it.

Broken boys. Broken boys everywhere. Even in fiction, they can’t trust and connect with a perfect girl. It’s sad. Their comfort zone, is discomfort. They pull back into their shell of creepy behaviour, stalking, verbal and physical abuse. And Invisigal supplies that. It’s what’s familiar to them. It’s very deeply saddening.
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>>733350325
seems like a landing strip kind of girl to me
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>>733350232
Yes.

>>733350325
You should have more appreciation for blonde bush.
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Women should only have hair on their head.
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>The reaction to the character of Blonde Blazer is a fantastic insight into how damaged society is desu. Explains also that 60% of Gen Z men have never even asked a girl out in their lives, and just over 70% of them have never had intercourse. Back in the 60s or 80s she’s have been iconic, a beloved, praised character. An ideal of what to be. Back when men weren’t scared of women, when they could talk to them. I really see people saying there’s zero chemistry between her and Robert… Like, I’m just lost at that point. These people are beyond saving. Ep1 alone was such a stellar introduction. The entire time at the bar and later on the billboard, anyone who says there’s no chemistry there, is clearly someone who’s never had a single moment like that with a woman. Just a simple talk at a children’s playground at 1AM, or sitting near a lighthouse or some other high place at night after having a drink together. So many damaged men that never grew up properly and can’t relate to the simplest forms of intimacy and human connection like that because they’ve never experienced it.

>Broken boys. Broken boys everywhere. Even in fiction, they can’t trust and connect with a perfect girl. It’s sad. Their comfort zone, is discomfort. They pull back into their shell of creepy behaviour, stalking, verbal and physical abuse. And Invisigal supplies that. It’s what’s familiar to them. It’s very deeply saddening.
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>>733350295
pick-me girls aren't my type
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>>733350369
A true BBjeet classic
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>>733350369
>>733350515
this YouTube comment really got to y'all deeply
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