>trailer in 2 hoursWill (You) be seated?
Link: https://youtu.be/PW22jwFNxU8
>>733378143>more rng progression gamesLet me guess, he's claiming it's a 'roguelike' despite not having anything in common with Rogue?
>>733378143>march releaseoh fuck let's go
sex with silent
>>733379843Oh yay, early access """release""". It wont be finished for like another 1-2 years, anon.
>>733381543slay the spire 1 was in early access too, anonit was fun as fuck then and it's still fun as fuck now
No Defect. No Buy.Simple as.
>>733381985cl*nker
Hoping it's good after no FTL 2 or Darkest Dungeon 2. Successful indie devs tend to either give up or get retarded or both.
>>733382265It took them almost a decade to release a sequel that looks like a mod to the base game at best.It's not going to be good.
>>733383034they had to switch engines at one point when unity went full retard
>>733378143>>733378269oh nice thanks>>733379843it's been march for a while>>733381543shut up idiot
devs have been hyping up an early access release way too harda lot of people who didnt go through EA for the original are going to be pissed when the balance is shit
I hope it's $20
sex with watcher
>>733383949betting 29.99 (on sale for 10% off during EA)
>>733384223this is hotter than actual nudity
>>733384305that's always been the case
>>733384340got more...
>>733379251
>>73338422739.99 at least
If poison doesn't come back I'm gonna have a trip to Seattle.
I'm waiting. I'M WAITING.
1 MINUTE
>2 more minutesFUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK
>>7333851922 MORE FUCKING MINUTES ACTUALLYFUCK
>>733379251When you die you have to start over, it is a Roguelike.>b-but it's not Rogue down to every single mechanicShut the fuck up retard.
I'm gonna SLAYYYYYYYYYYYY
>entire yt chat is just spaming CAW CAW over and oversome of you fags are alright
FEEEEEEEEEET
>silent is fucking dead
>COOPFUCK YES
>>733385565>we are gonna get retarded balancing because of faggots that are gonna play together for 5 runs and never touch the game againkys
defect bros!
>COOP>THE DEFECT IS BACK>MARCH 5I CAME
>Silent feet>Chunky Defect >CoopWe won.
Was that Neowgger at the end?
>coop garbageI hate these fucking shit devsat least the defect is back and the lich looks cute
now any time some retard claims this game is just rng I can invite him for a quick game to see how trash he is
Not sure what mend will be but clone is probably duplicate a card.
>>733385868mend will just be heals like the current heal +8
Where the FUCK is my wifeBRING HER BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>733381543STS 1 is probably one of the biggest early access successes ever, it was mostly feature complete when it was in early access. Just added defect, the heart fight, and balancing.
he's so dummy thicc
Are you cheesed Anons?
>>733385650The board game can be played solo or co-op. Its nearly 1:1 to the game.
>>733385989If you don't pick the Chosen Cheese you're a faggot btw
>>733385926feetchads won
>>733385989nobody has as many friends as the man with many cheeses
>>733384540I just wanna play video games again and not feel good gamefied simulators designed for wagecucks to relax to.
>coopWho asked for this? Why waste time trying to force coop into a single player game? The game would have been out already if it wasn't for this shit.
I want Silent to choke me like this, also good card.
>>733386163>it's common>signatures officially addeddamn nice
>The gimmick is coop>Slightly better graphics than StS1It's okay I guess.
new orb
i thought defect sucked as a character so i hope they reworked him a bit
Should I buy this if I'm too retarded to beat StS1?
>>733386163Nice full art, are these going to be unlockable or what?
>>733386163That's a fucking insane card, what the hell
>>733386304Anal bead
>>733378143>Sexualizing SilentRetardEra isn't going to like this
>>733386350No. It's literally the same game but fancier graphics and new characters
I am worried they just don't have enough fresh ideas since the formula is still just 1:1 the same. Alot of games make the inbetween stuff somewhat interesting but bloat the overall game
>>733386163Jesus Backstab was already a pretty solid card, this thing is pretty much a 100% take when you see it until at least act 3 unless the balance is completely different
>>733381985I accept your apology, Mega Crit.
I am not a footfagHOWEVER
I'm fucking sick and tired of every game under the sun being made coopI enjoy playing games alone and don't need every fucking genre turned into a discord group chat experienceI can only fucking hope this is entirely optional and doesn't demand 90% of development efforts
damn
>>733386640Inflation has hit the Spire's economy pretty hard
>>733386630If the game is balanced around SP then whatever, let the fools have their coop.If the game is balanced around coop then fuck them
>>733386630It'd be cool if you could play the co-op mode solo too, doing runs with multiple characters seems like a fun mode
>>733386640>curse + restricted routingseems quite situational tbdesu
silent cards
>>733386796Maybe the 'quest' indicator means it gets removed when you actually get through the spit, unliek a normal curse?That'd be a point in its favor
>>733386163This has to be an event card or something, right? There's no way this is a common card that doesn't exhaust
>>733386640it's shit>get fucked now for a promise of a reward later, btw the reward doesn't even do anything until you hit a shop which might not even be on the same pathlol
>>733386613The feet that launched a thousand cums
>>733386715Yes balanced is the right word I don't know why the fuck I used optional90% of deck builders are already multiplayer trash I don't know why they had to make this one into another>>733386789Most definitely not on launch but if there's enough demand during the early access I can see it happening
clad cards
>>733386935Going by Spire Heart mechanics, it'd be decent for an act 1 event.You get it in act 2, and still have act 3 for the burning elite if needed with lots of shop opportunities
defect cards
>>733387171>ice lanceFrostGAWDs we have won so hard
>>733387171>Rocket PunchAT LAST
necrobinder cards
damn i was hoping for evil defect
The full arts look crazy. I'm going to spend another 1k hours in here too.
>>733387325Why is protector looking like a curse
regent cards
>>733387325I'm most interested in her because I love liches
well that fucking sucks, I wish they had spent their development time on literally ANYTHING other than friendslop modes
>>733379251are you gonna cry about this your whole life?
>>733387325POKE AND SQUEEZE CHADS WE STAY WINNING
Glad the theory crafting about co-op payed off. Will be interesting to see how it is balanced.
divination event, I'm gonna watch the trailer a 4th time now
>friendlets crying itti pity you, the board game with friends is a lot of fun so I'm looking forward to that
Fuck has the robot freak been eating?
So is there coop then that’s kinda based
>>733387710ass
>>733387710orbs
>>733387710Ironclad has been helping him with his Jax injections
>>733387706the board game is fun because you're in persononline friendslop is comparatively lame
>>733387850hop in a call with your pals and have a good timei wouldn't play with strangers, that has to blow
>>733387517This card is immediately broken with literally any form of energy generation Even at it's basic level that's 3 energy for 48 damageActually absurd value
I'll be ball, but honestly I don't know how they will beat some of the fantastic mods the original has
>>733387918who said anything about playing with strangers
>>733385926no one actually likes playing watcher, the only optimal way to play her is to just force her braindead infinite>>733385974he's been going to the spire gym with ironchad
I’m so hyped the defect is back and coop this is beyond my expectations can’t wait to slop up and take a 10 minute turn while my friend watches me mummified hand echo form defect power spam
>>733387986your posts are so vague i have to cover all cases you fag
>>733387931it's early access balance will be whack until they have their data analyticsjust like the first game
>>733387994i like playing as watcher not doing the lame infinite
i hope it's 30, no way it's gonna be 25 like the original
>>733388037there's nothing vague about saying that in-person interaction like playing a board game is more fun that multiplayer on call
>>733388069Remember the first draft of Omniscience for Watcher?Or the relic that gave +1 energy only at full health?Fun times
>>733386125Holy shit you’re an insufferable bitch. Just play something else. Slay the Spire is fantastic and hardcore.
>>733388147good for you then
>>733388272wow great response, so relevant, so insightful
>>733387706I'm the only card pervert I know so coop's wasted for me unless I drag a victim down into my card dungeon
>>733388148i'll never forgive them for nerfing mindblast for endless mode...card is so useless at 2 cost it's not even funny, at least when it was free i'd take it sometimes
more silent cards, and a colorless card called "Believe in Yourself"
>>733388406we can make /v/ rooms and play games together
I hope they make the Hermit an official character in the sequel, but i rellay doubt it
>>733388069Even if you lower it to deal 6 damage rather than 8 that's still 3 energy for 36 (Ironclad numbers) And if this character has ANY way to generate energy, which he probably will, that again becomes a very realistic win condition.
>>733387710Defect is no longer defective.
more regent cards, also>predator but worse
>>733387710He consumed all the RAM production
march 5th is soon which is nice
more clad cards
even more regent cards, and that's all I could find in the trailer
>>733388665I know the Hermit dev. He's not working on sts2, he's busy with other gamedev stuff, and I did ask him about a Hermit 2, and he's not sure because it'd require increased production value.
>>733386351>>733386359>>733386553>>733386914they said in a newsletter you could evolve cards into full arts with strong effects, this is an above average card for sure
>We want the porn addicted audience
>blocks your path
>>733389404What a lovely lady.
>>733389404I have PTSD already
>Defect is back>Co-op>Silent feetKino is back on the menu boys
>>733389232well that sucks,but maybe some other modder will pick him upat least he's canon in the boardgame now
>>733386351God, I hope so. I love unlockables.
>>733388819>>predator but worseMore like predator but better Predator is 2 energy for 15 damage on an uncommonThis is 1 energy for 12 damage on a common
damn the animation was pretty cool
Feet
>>733389404so lagavulin are like male anglerfish.. giwtwm
Am I going to buy the game?
>>733389337Yes, I am here, I will pay money for these companies to pander to me.
Is there a good infinite tower mod for the original?
>>733389713funny guys>>733389718it also costs 2 stars which means you also have to play another card and even if the card is 0 cost we don't know how good regent's draw is
>>733389876Maybe. I don't know.
>>733389646From what I've heard there won't be a modding api for at least a yearI'm also gonna recommend that you play star of providence, it's made by the same team of people that made hermit>>733389986there's a mod called infinite spire, iirc
>>733389960I hope we get a new Foot Work with a special holo version high resolution with wrinkles
>>733378143>the defect returnsI kneel>multiplayerI kneel on two knees
I hope that multiplayer also works solo so I can big brain multihand like I do in other board games like SI.
>>733386125Kill yourself unironically, no one is forcing you to play or interact with this game, it's not even a big title so it's not gonna get coverage on here or other social media. Go play your trannified concord 5 or your loli diddling simulator visual novels
>>733386125rogue is still there, waiting for you
>>733388148>Or the relic that gave +1 energy only at full health?+1 energy per turn on a common relic was actually crazy good when you could trigger it. But considering how swingy it was and how often it did nothing I can understand why they removed it.
caw
I like the first one art betterIt had more soul
>>733389876You will buy it but you will try to refund it after getting hard stuck on ascension 3
I'm ready to sink another 500 hours into this game. I'm so excited
>>733378143MY HUSBAND (female) IS SO CUTE AND COOL!
>>733378143>yet another gay ass Reddit card game Nah
>>733386125Loser
>>733390906giwtwm
>>733390907Not enough buzzwords.Throw a 'tranny coded' in there
>>733390897People really thought this qt was a hag?
>>733390978
>>733378143>There's CO-OP nowNice. Is there finally some formof PVP too?
>>733391052tranny
>>733386449Silent was always prime sexo, however. They were just in denial.
>>733385926Flop character. Silent and the Lich are the only waifu's this game needs.
>>733390770i found the first one ugly but eventually mindbroke myself into liking it after 1k hoursi'm sure it'll be the same for this one
>>733391046I never thought that. Brown Skin + Straight White Hair is just a common trope cus its peak sex.
>>733391083????????
We all know the nl and chibli playthrough a1-20 is going to be peak content
>>733390284>Foot Work full-art>It's just Silent lying on her back presenting her soles
I wonder what will hardfilter me for 30 hours only for me to inadvertently stop playing the game, come back to it, and progress normally without remembering what was filtering me.
>>733391358enjoy pretending you have friends buddy
>balls of steel
thank you image poster
This is the first time I've been legitimately excited for a new game release in a long while
What is THE honeypot card bros?
>>733391535Bludgeon
>>733391474I'm gonna go back to masturbating to silent feet now.
>>733391535seven claws
>>733389876You WILL buy the gameAnd you will be happy
>trailer intro is just tentacle rape straight out of a 90s hentaiWTF?
>lolifies your silent
>>733391754They know their audience.
>>733391667No one cares jeet
>>733391754they made this game for me
>>733385334isnt that like every single game ever made though? what game do you die in and then not have to start over
>>733391141I will give Ironclad big milky tits with inverted nipples and you can’t stop me.
DEFECT SUCKS BIG DICK!
>>73339201999% of games, anything that has progression
>>733392073Well he can handle it now with all that new bulk he's got
>>733392051The Ironcleavage
>>733391535Grand FinaleIts literally a dead card 90% of the time but I cant stop myself from picking it every time
>>733387710My poop
>>733392051No you won't, otherwise you would have already done it for StS1.
>>733390906hyped for the porn
>>733391810>Toddler>lighter skinPure unfiltered garbage
>>733391667I care and asked
>>733392306Instantly wins fights and is not that hard to get going in act 1. Would not pick it in a deck that already has a win con tho
>>733388591I love the new artwork. It obviously stands out more on the returning cards where you can see the upgrades.
Defend the asset at the top left NOW
>coopthis makes me actually so angrywhat a waste of developer timewho the fuck wanted coop in this game? retards that will play for an hour and never touch the game again?
I really want to play Downfall again but i got spooked by that one hack the game had in christmas eve and never touched it again.
>>733392692With every card draw possibnle (acro, backlfip, gamble etc) and/or well-laid plans, I would not risk it as a preemptive pick at least.. Or pyramid.Granted, these conditions are not THAT hard
>>733392795retard
>>733392840go back to posting in peak gay porn threads, faggot
>>733391667Artist? Reverse image search just brings up a thread from a couple of days ago.
>>733378143Did the Watcher become a sexy brown woman with blonde hair, blue eyes, and feathers?
>>733392905Pretty sure thats going to be the villain and later DLC character
>>733392548>he lacks critical information
>>733391667Skin not dark enough but this is still nice. Artist name please
>>733392873stay mad, retard. Literally a feature everyone is praising and you're the one dimwit going>GRRRRR WHO EVEN WANTS THIS!!!!!!
>>733392905It's more likely that this is a new character. Either a different playable character for launch, or the new protagonist because a sexy lady villain will be more profitable than a literal heart.
>>733392905Can't wait for porn of her fucking the Silent, The Necrobinder, Ironclad, and The Defect
>>733392795Me. There was also a multiplayer mod for the first game.
>>733392762they made the full version of that guy already, the trailer is an earlier build>>733392893https://www.pixiv.net/users/59439101
Multiplayer cards confirmed, at 1:17
>>733392996cause it's gay as fuck and going to ruin balance
>>733393140GIVE ME PVP EVEN IF ITS A RACE MODE!
>>733393168stay mad retard
>>733393087Why does it say 'procure' instead of 'obtain' for the potions?
>>733387994Playing retain-based watcher is really fun. Not as good as stance weaving, sadly.
>>733393087>posted a year and a half ago on Pixiv>Saucenao doesn't bring it upWhy has it become so dogshit? I feel like it used to be better.>Repy went from a frog to a batGARBAGE
>>733392795>what a waste of developer timeStupid meme. You'll still get the single player you want.Sorry for your lack of friends. Perhaps try changing your shit personality.
>>733391126Un hansa my goat.
i can't believe watcher is fucking dead
>>733393223enjoy
>>733392660I want to have sex with that skeleton.
>>733393087FREE MY BOY RENPY HE'S GOT A LOT OF IMPORTANT WORK TO DO WITH GOBBOS
>>733393385male ribcage
>>733392660What's this guy's deal?
>>733393443Doesn't matter, wearing a dress. Those bones will be sheathed in protein once again
>>733393443Stylized and not anatomically exact.It is a Skelegirl.
>>733393559cope faggot
>>733393168I love the co-op mod for Slay the Spire but I can understand not liking the devs deciding to officially implement it since they're no longer as focused on the single player experience that you might've played it for. But balance being the issue driving issue is nonsense, Slay the Spire is already easy as hell to break, saying that co-op would ruin the balance is silly when it's already been ruined for ages
>Watcher was too overtuned so they got rid of her and turned her into a whoreLmao
So they added in 2 new characters a ton of new enemies new cards rebalanced cards and people still think they aren’t focused on single player
>>733393686>and turned her into a whoreWhat
>>733393528he's gayhttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/646570/view/500591777095353670
>>733393686I think it's less about her being too strong per se and more about her design fundamentals having a low ceiling for variety compared to the other originals.
>>733393443They confirmed her to be a girl.
>>733393856"Girl" aka trannyFucking great a tranny game
>>733393881Why are you so obsessed about this?
>>733393686>never got her own key piece>wasn't part of the original game and was added in an update>imbalanced as fuck and the devs never went back to fix herDid a character ever get shafted harder than the watcher did?
>>733393856nice, i hate malefags that attach to liches
>>733394041She will come back. You'll be ashamed of your words and deeds.
>Character named The Watcher.>Her deal is that she gets cucked.Bravo, Mega Crit
>>733393231Sts always had weird choice of wordsLike who uses "exhaust" when there's a hundred better words for burning a card
>>733378143Don't see why a sequel is needed
She's in!
>>733394185guh? link to mod?
>>733394181new stuff?
I can't beat ascension 1 with silent...
>>733394181I got bored of playing the first game after 1500 hours
>>733394256I'm going to save some timeHe's going to reply saying that sts1 has mod supportYou'll then say that no mod content will have the same quality as what the team that created the original game can deliver, and it will never constitute another feature complete product with more stuff and a new meta to figure outHe won't reply becuase he's a fag
>>733394256sts1 has mod support
>>733394337Mod addicts truly are the worst.
>>733394257yikes i've done a20 on her
>>733394452
>Defect is backI really thought they'd be okay scrapping that kind of design but I'm very happy all the OGs get to play after all
Who is at the end of the trailer?
>no Watcher
>>733378143lmao isnt the first one still an early access game
>>733394248It's The Buxom mod. The steam workshop because I'm lazy. your just gonna have to buy the game.
>>733394652be strong anon...
>>733393443Doesn't matter. What matters is preferred pronouns.
my wife calls me "the watcher"
>>733394806I'm too stupid for the other characters I need my wife to save me
How does the boardgame play? I assume they're just gonna copy that for the coop mode
Watcher?I hardly know 'er.
>>733394248It's The Buxom mod. The steam workshop. youre just gonna have to buy the game.
Defect robbed Megaman X of his big boots...
Me (retard) can only play 2 defect builds 1) ice orbs with claw spam2) power spam echo form
>>733394736is it sfw?
>>733395127nothere are huge flopping unclothed tits that get biggerplease check with the site advertisers before you post any
Watcherbros, we lost...
>>733395268do the areolas get bigger as well?
>>733395127Unapologetic depictions of anime breasts in all manners of exposure and lactation. Your sfw mileage may vary.
>>733394909It's not going to be the same. On the board game everyone has their own row of monsters they are getting attacked from and have to block. The catch is that anyone can attack anyone's monsters (including their own obviously) and players can play their cards in any order (I play this to give your dude vuln and then someone else hits it, etc). You can strategize like everyone killing your monsters first so you can forget about blocking and then going full attack on the following turns if your defense is poor.The trailer already shows everyone facing the same combats so they'll probably balance it some other way.
>>733395292nigga stop asking to be spoonfedjust go play it and watch some tiddies bounce around
>>733395308>Unapologeticdoes that mean she doesn't go "uwaaah gomen gomen"
Silent!Feet!My face!
>>733395374I'm at work
>>733394736>>733394981i have the game i just wanted the steam workshop link but thanks
>>733395427you’ get a promotion if your boss catches you unless he’s gay
will it break Mewgenics all-time concurrent player record for roguelites?
>>733395472Nah, of course not.Card roguelikes appeal to less people in general.
>>733395472Yeah easily, watch it reach 300k
>>733393267is this from one of Abbadon's tt games?
>>733378143These threads are just gonna be filled with low ascension dipshits that still say clockwork souvenir prevents snecko eye's debuff with full confidence.
>>733395558nigger
>>733395515uhh it's literally the opposite numbnuts
>>733386837I think a couple of those were already shown off in the news letter, knife trap is the new big shiv finisher iirc
>>733395596retard
>>733395558snecko eye is so overrated lol
balatro won
>>733395630
>>733395630t.scrub
>>733395596Nah, you can see people complaining about roguelike deckbuilders all the time, because they actually just treat is as a funny kind of poker instead of turn-based RPG with randomized but synergistic attacks.
>>733395748>>733395775i've done a20 on every hero except the robot cause he's annoyingnever used snecko eye more than 5 times
>>733378143I liked the trailer, even with me not having friends for co-op. Wonder how animations, even being while being basic will affect modding.
>>733395808defect is probably the best character to use snecko with
>>733395552Nah its one of the deep lore gods in his webcomic k6bd. Comic which got referenced in the watcher's "Reach Heaven through violence" card, a famous saying in the comic.
>MultiplayerYeah, this game is turbofucked.The Devs clearly have no clue about the shitmire they've stumbled into.Balancing for multiplayer is a Sisyphean exercise in torturing your soul.You can do nothing interesting and nobody will be happy.Good luck idiots.
>>733390546not even him but please don't tell me you think slay the spire is some cult classic only the initiated know about holy shit
>OMGGG BRO U GOTTA TRY SNECKO EYE *POGGGGG*>get it on silent>all my 2> cards are now 3wow so fuckikng poggersrrss
>>733395914yeah i said that and everyone just said i have no friends as a deflectionmultiplayer for a game like this is so dumb, it's even worse because there's multiplayer exclusive cards now too
>>733395923Why are you posting a selfie from a tranny
>>733395923>heh this relic has a use-case where it's not good? IT'S FUCKING SHIT TOTAL SHIT MEGA SHIToh no, a zoomoid found 4chan after he watched some greentext tiktoks
Any info on what that sitting notDefect does, I haven't been following newsletter much
>>733395979that's me and i'm cis
>>733395472Its the 6th most wishlisted game on steam and is super popular in china
>>733395923>get it on silentholy fucking retard batmanthe actual best player in the world says it's S tier for ironclad and defect
>>733396001Its an alien!
>>733396070no shit retard
>>733387517ROW ROW
>>733396094>picking snecko for silent and calling others retard
Why is the Defect so dummy thicc?
>>733396106we will be buying to negative review then refunding and pirating
>>733396032I'm sorry, but you will never be a woman
>>733396106There's no fucking way that's real.
>>733388948>Forgotten ritualCultist bros... did de Caw our last caw?
i fucking hate this new artstyle man
Sneakos eye is only good on defect and ironclad and only if you get something big costing beforehand it’s way over rated
>>733396080Ok, what this alien nigga does?
>>733386125what the fuck do you even mean
>>733396221I kinda like it.It's like StS1 was a cartoon and StS2 is the animated movie.
>>733388191> Slay the Spire is fantastic and hardcore.HAHAHA that's why they're adding a baby coop mod for normalfags to win with
>>733394185>trip on a god-tier build with her>play a bunch of cards in sequence and end turn>her tits slowly get so big they cover the UI and make it impossible to see health/status
>>733396292He means he wants to spam a20 runs alone in a dark room and seethe at people playing coop with their friends having fun because “they’re playing the game wrong”
>>733378143>early access fuck off
>>733396283No clue. Go see the blogpost, I just remembered it was an alien.
oh yeah, it's going to be one of these times, unplayer faggots are going to pollute the threads while the game is new with their retarded shitspotingi kind of forgot since they usually get told to fuck right off on sts1 threads to the point where they don't bother
I haven't been this excited for a new game in years. Slay the Spire is such raw, unrestrained gameplay in a basically, endlessly replayable format.
>>733396106Most impressive part of this is that the date isn't April 1st
>>733396070xecnar is a 3rd world subhuman cheater, I don't know why people are afraid of calling him out
>>733396409To be honest, they kinda are.I'll feel superior to them at every chance I get.
>>733396560Why is he a cheater?
Monster Train 2 had a kino part where the previous playable races of the first game all came back and it essentially doubled the content of the game.I hope we get this but for Watcher.
>>733396560...lol? he streams literally every run he does (for the purpose of streaking and whatnot)
>>733396409so he thinks they are going to dumb it down due to multiplayer and make the game more "approachable"didn't really seem like it based on the trailer
Mewgenics won.Sorry not sorry.
>>733396998this game is gonna btfo mewgenics and hades 2. i really do not see another option
>>733397202>hades 2 even in the conversationlmao hades has always been a shit roguelite
>>733397202>and hades 2Setting the bar really low with that one eh
>>733396998it's garbage, darkest dungeon knockoff
>>733397349>>733397405i mean i included it because i think it's the second most played roguelite on steam, after mewgenics. whatever faggot niche game you enjoy got btfo by it of all things, so maybe the bar for stuff you like truly is that low
I’m looking for something new to play on mobile and I remember I bought this a while back. Is it good for like 15 minute segments or do I need more time commitment?
>>733397684You can play for 15 minutes at a time and just stop, but a full run usually takes from 60 to 90 minutes.
>>733378143>made infinite money>still ugly ass card art>still clipart looking ahh game>DO 10 ATTACK, GAIN 5 SHIELD WOAH IM A GENIUS brainlet babby game for retardsthis genre sucks ass
>>733398275see you next thread
So if you hate this genre, youre leaving right? See ya never
>>733378143>gay card game for retarded childrenIm good
i'm hoping for an event that gives you access to slay the spire 1 cards
>>733386125StS is literally one of the most gameplay dense games what did you mean by this unironically
>>733399402>pick up card>put card down>YOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY SO DENSE FAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
>>733396980nta but that doesn't prevent cheating. cheating in spire is extremely easy, just have a run open on your second monitor where you play the run ahead of time and scout what's coming
>>733399476>click post number>type some inane bullshit in the quick reply window>LOL I TROLL YOU HAHAHAH
>>733396106>transiction
>>733397546>went past the 2 hour limit>gabe still lets you refundhe is kinder than I would be
>>733396106you niggers will believe literally anything you read on this site lord have mercy
You aren't a shitter, are you, anon?
>>733400185only in the streets
>>733398275post yours
>>733399520i mean ok, you can literally just claim that everybody on the planet cheats at every game ever if that's your reasoning and logic. i don't think him coming up with and hoping on an extremely intricate line of play only to get fucked by draw order ruining his plans indicates him cheating
Post your last couple of runs to prove that you can winNOW
>>733399872his new ingame sprite genuinely looks awful. what the fuck were they thinking?
>>733400419i beat a20 on all characters a year ago and haven't touched the game since
>>733400428he got a little chonky
I never made it past a5
>>733400347most communities got hit hard by cheating at some point or another. it's obvious to me that some sts players are cheaters. I don't know the full extent of it. but assuming that everyone is legit automatically obviously makes it a very desirable environment for cheaters. also it's a reddit community filled with tranny lovers and streamer worshippers. I like the game but everything around it is disgusting.
>>733399873it's 3 hours not 2
I don't care for bloatmaxxed Defect I'll switch mains to the zesty throne guy
>>733400428He ate all the RAM
is it goodmy friend was shilling it to me today
It has always bothered me that the Ironclad in StS feels like it straight ripped off Hakumen's design and stance. I guess I'm glad they're changing up how he looks.
Post more Silent or Watcher feet please!Bump
>>733400419I ram my head into the wall and play ultra greedy but I've had 2 heart wins in my last 30 runs
>>733400719I'm pretty sure it was a homage anon
>>733400686yeah sure. feels like it could have been a fifth class
>>733400612sts a20 heart runs are autistic (and difficult) enough to begin with. it'd be very obvious if someone is cheating just in the way they think and approach the game. xecnar's played like 6000 hours or something. you can tell by the way he makes decisions during a run that he's not cheating
>>733397405Hades 2 is literally the highest-rated indie of all time, Anon. Followed by Hades 1.
>>733400995>he's not cheating because he's good at the gameso naive
>>733399520he literally did a challenge where he tried (and succeeded first try) in getting 10 silent wins in a row in one stream lol
>>733401192so what? are you implying a cheater would not win a lot of runs? that's the whole point of cheating anon
>make a claim without proof>uhhh it could happen so it's definitely the case
>>733401105yea that's kind of the point. get good enough to where you can make the decisions you need to have a 90%+ winrate. are you just jealous of a random sts streamer or what? i've never seen someone act so delusional about someone being good at a game
>>733378143fuck year, can't wait to get filtered at A10 :))))))))))))))))))
>dark skinned white hair lady good taste shame about the art style still being poopy, could've improved it
>>733401317I can see you don't have a lot of experience with games in general. Being a good player makes you an even better cheater. Lots of chess cheaters play at grandmaster strength and only cheat on specific moves. 90% winrate is realistically not possible in my opinion so I believe he is probably cheating, it doesn't matter though because cheating in this game is very easy and doesn't really leave any evidence behind.
>>733401290how would he cheat if he's doing the runs in sequence using a random seed?>ermmm he has another game on his second monitor where he's playing at the exact same pace as his stream run, meaning he literally wouldn't have time to "scout ahead" on the second monitor>but he's still cheating guys! trust me!
>>733401089slop of thrones is highly rated toobut it's dogshit normie trash
>>733401502don't waste your time arguing with that retard
>>733401528but mewgenics has an even higher playercount than hades 2? so it must be even sloppier goyfeed
>>733394981milk? that's after the balance update? worth to update the mod?
>>733401502how do we know he's even using a random seed? he could be modding the shit out of the game to modify the seed/alter the rng and no one would even know, bonus points if it's his own mods. no one said cheaters have to be stupid.
>>733401603How do you know he's a retard? I could be very intelligant. Just pretending is very easy and doesn't really leave any evidence behind.
>>733401627so are you arguing based on player count or review shill score
>>733401603yea i'm just getting trolled/ragebaited at this point, i know
>>733401714if mewgenics is even more popular than the worst of normie slop in hades 2, what does that make mewgenics? you can just answer the question
>>733401812so you are a retard
>>733401716>run out of arguments>claim the person i'm arguing with is "just trolling" so i don't have to defend my claims anymorehow convenient.
>>733401812
>>733397546That guy's a retard, but describing Mewgenics as a "darkest dungeon ripoff" makes you a double retard at minimum.
>>733401652so he generated 10 seeds to play on before the stream, went through every seed to win, and memorized every single decision he made in all ten 2-3 hour runs. then went on stream, used a mod to guarantee that the next 10 runs would be exactly the seeds he generated before stream, then used his robotic superhuman memory to go through 15 hours of minutiae step by step and win every runis that right? did i miss something
I'm stuck at ascension 7
>>733401858>>733401872i accept your concession. have a miserable evening
>>733401317Never argue with retards like this. If you investigate them, it always boils down to them seething about "RNG", and 99% of the time it's a genuine skill issue. Every single game that involves random chance has people like this who come into threads to cope about people being better than them at the game, because they have convinced themselves that the only reason they suck is that they're unlucky.People like this are especially common here on 4chan because they apply the same line of thinking to being complete failures at life. You'll see them seething in the exact same way about not being able to get laid because they rolled badly on their height and jawline. Loathesome creatures.
>>733402017would you need to memorize everything though? you can just remember key events/fights/card rewards. for someone with thousands of hours in the game that's easily done. that's also why he doesn't win 100% of runs, it's not like his memory is perfect. as long as you play decently well, knowing what's ahead will hugely improve your winrate.
>>733402017he could just have some sticky notes on his monitor bwo
>>733402149>the haters are just jealous of my insane skills!another cheater red flag.
>big fancy graphics systemthe new character mods are gonna stand-out like a sore thumb if MegaCrit even allows modding
>>733401317people at the top cheat all the time, are you retarded?do you think Lance Armstrong was bad at cycling too?
>>733402225My A:20 winrate is probably like 10%, but I recognize that it's because I'm bad at the game.
>>733402327that's great. i'm also bad at chess. does that mean nobody ever cheated at chess and if I claim there are cheaters i'm just jealous?
>>733402327That's a normal winrate for this RNG lottery game. Anyone with anything more than that is obviously cheating because the possibility exists.I am very smart.
>>733402417NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BLAME RNG THAT MEANS YOU'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>733400719The dev straight up said that he traced hakumen sprite when drawing ironclad because he fucking loves hakumen
>>733402362Do you recognize that people can be better than you at chess without being cheaters?If so, is there some reason that this wouldn't apply to Slay the Spire?
>>733402162yes, you would. As soon as you do something different, even as little as play the left strike in your hand over the right one, it changes the rng and the rest of the run no longer lines up.
>>733402621no one argued that all good players were cheaters. the point is that cheating is very easy, and the lack of oversight means I can't take any "world record" "streak" or "winrate" seriously
>>733402775the card rewards aren't dependent on the actions you take during the fights IIRC, otherwise there would be no "impossible" seeds like the silent burning lagavulin one. just knowing what the card rewards and events are gives you a huge advantage. you don't need to memorize 100% of the run.
>>733402893also "cheating" doesn't mean "do everything perfect", it can be as simple as having floors, events or rewards scouted ahead that would still improve winrates significantly
>>733402525>>733400840>>733400719Please MegaCrit. Hakumen reference beta art in STS2. At least one.
this is the most retarded and baseless series of posts i've read in a while, congratulations
>>733383283The hardest part of making this game is designing cards, mechanics, and balancing.
>>733402893That's actually pretty fair, since streamers have a financial incentive to cheat, but assuming that someone is cheating just because they got to a 90% winrate doesn't really follow. It seems more like you're just presupposing that something is impossible because you're incapable of it.
Ed I know you're reading this thread, stop procrastinating and finish up the optimization. Also I still have that framed picture of Obama if you ever want it back.
>>73340308090% winrate seems very unlikely no matter how you slice it, so because I'm not a naive sucker I will assume he is probably cheating. If he were to prove beyond a shadow of doubt that he can get this type of winrate in a controlled environment I would change my mind, but we both know the sts people will never do anything to address potential cheating.i'm not just suspecting him, to be honest people like lifecoach and jorbs had the opportunity to cheat too if they wanted, and it wouldn't be hard for them to do so. something that's striking to me is how the winrate of most people seems to "match" whatever the highest winrate is, when lifecaoch was playing everyone thought 60% winrate was insane. now everyone claims 80% winrate is dogshit and my grandma could get it after playing for a week. it seems fishy, funnily it lines up with the types of dramatic "improvements" we saw in other communities like chess after chess AI was invented (which makes cheating far easier and more widespread)
Is the Downfall expansion mod any good?
>>733378143I have roguelike fatigue>50% of your run is based on uncontrollable rngNo thanks, i hate gambling, i hate this genre, and i hate you.
>>73340308090% win rate is a significantly statistical jump over other top tier playerseither xecnar, a guy that came out of nowhere relatively recently in the game's life, is a generational genius talent that sees the game in a light no other player has before or he's a cheaterI wonder which one is more likely
>>733403552very good, 8+ characters, each unique
>>733403432>I have no proof and I'm jealous of the guyYou wrote so much text just to say you suck, it's okay anon.
>>733403683cool, that'll keep me busy for the next two weeks then
>>733399476>pick up piece>put piece down>GOD, CHESS IS SO FUCKING SHIT, PLAY A REAL BOARD GAME
>>733403608gachatranny skill issue
>>733403684and you were accusing me of trolling earlier? you have no way to counter any of my arguments so you'll just resort to that, fair enough
>>733403909>still hasn't shown proof of cheatingI accept your concession.
>>733403815retard
>>733395558That's why I won't read StS threads because I know everyone that isn't me is an idiot and I'll only skim to harvest images
>>733403956how would you prove someone is cheating at sts? you'll never have any hard evidence. i think the burden of proof should be on them to prove they can play in a controlled environment that's not their own computer
>>733404227You made the claim, the burden of proof is on you. Any subsequent post without proof I will take as you agreeing you are a retard.
>>733404291>You made the claim, the burden of proof is on youRetardGOD, xecnar is making the claim he has a 90% a20 winrate. Shouldn't the burden of proof be on him?
>>733404415the proof is that every run is streamed, so you can see for yourself. So it's on you to prove that his proof is no good.
>>733404606If a stream is good enough proof for you I don't even know what to tell you. Based retard
>>733403432thats one of the problems with the slay the spire player base, they are the typical arrogant reddit user that bases their whole personality on being smarter than you, and the discussion in this thread proves iti have been playing this game for 2 years casually, only beat the heart once with silent and i am at ascension 4/5 on most characters and mostly lose, due to skill issuehowever, i can still recognize that a certain portion of the game is based on rng, and sometimes you just get fucked over on losing a 90/10 chance in your favor, but their ego is so huge they dont want to admit that, especially when the average win rate in a20 is 50% and 90% win rate is almost mathematically impossible
>>733378143Its kino
>>733404707>the average win rate in a20 is 50%lol, 50% was considered top tier just a few years ago, then mysteriously everyone and their mom started having 60%, 70%, etc winrates. nothing to see here
>>733396998Everyone will forget Mewgenics BEFORE STS2 comes out.
>>733400317>achievementsLol. Post your rotating winstreak.
>>733391667>>733404707>>733386613>>733404707I want Silent to give me 10000 stacks of poison irl
>>733378143First game was shit, buy an ad
>>733405225lol, filtered by birds
>>733401884i was mostly baiting but the gameplay loop is extremely similar to darkest dungeon
>>733390310dat boi
>>733399476>Move reticle to persons head >left clickYO THIS SHIT IS LIT
>rare relic for 7 hp>instant win
>>733406949>ironchudyou didn't beat the game
>this trailerWe might be getting some more Silent CBT from the King
>>733388069CHEW YOUR STEAK SLOWLY!
>>733406949the ol' reliable
>>733407014what archetype of character is this? sexy tribal witch woman? its such a hot archetype most of the time
>Defect is backHell yeahI started climbing ascensions with him recently and he's pretty fun, so it's nice to know that I'll get to keep playing him in the new one
>>733396337Im trying to get there but I'm struggling with damage output. I like the arthttps://files.catbox.moe/s95pnb.jpg
>>733407201Hates_You_Amazon_Killer
Do we know what the price will be?
>>733407568$49.99
All stay the spire streamers prerecord their runs btw and just talk over them that’s why they always win
