I'm sorry, But who asked for this Gabe???
>>733413095lara croft
Horses are such cursed fucking animals.
>>733413229they have fat cocks that woman cant resist, so its not all bad for us
>>733413095The Zodiac calendar?
>>733413095Horse girls WON
>>733413095Me
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1918530/Pocket_Stables/Now we are gaming
>>733413095white women
>>733413287>usDobbins get off my board.
>>733413095The Chinese I guess, I wonder if the new horse armor they added in the oblivion remaster is on saleWeirdly Them's Fightin' Herds isn't on sale, sure only a few characters are horses but there aren't that many characters to begin with and its origins are horsey
Does this mean we get a goat fest next year
>>733413287Human woman what!?
Lots of goofy games in this sale. I like the juxtaposition of My Little Pony Parody horror games and actual My Little pony games.
>>733413095people who like horses
>>733413095monkaE WTF
The ghost of Mr Hands
>>733413147fpbp
>>733413375Kairosoft games are good albeit
>>733413095>now featuring Braeburned's art pack Saddle UpWhat did Gabe mean by this?
>>733413357
>>733413287Horse cocks are a joke. They can't even please women because they can only go like 10 seconds before cumming. All that girth reduced to a joke because of premature ejaculation inherent to their species. They're living proof that humans stand at the top of the animal kingdom. Our dicks are suitable for pleasing just about any animal. No stallion is going to make a mare cum. Only a human cock can make a mare cum. Incidentally I think I read a doujin a long time ago about that
>>733413095So which are the finest horse games in the market?
>all these MLP spin-off gamesHow the fuck have those not been taken down due to copyright infringement?
>>733414839RDR2 has a lot of horse autism in it.
>>733414765>They can't even please women because they can only go like 10 seconds before cumming. All that girth reduced to a joke because of premature ejaculation inherent to their species.There are a lot of men with premature ejaculation too, and with small penis
>>733413147i wish that guy was quicker to make stuff, it's so good
I love lilijunex so much bros
>>733414892hasbro doesnt own the concept of a horse that's a bright color is howthese games just dont mention the brand and skirt around the copyright
>>733413095Luv me horsies
>>733415029Yeah but it's not inherent to our species which is the case for horses. They universally can't go longer than a few seconds without cumming. It's a biological defect of their entire species.
What happened to Callista booru?, I'm craving mare content now
>>733413287Porn brained retard
>>733413095Me and my fellow Mongols on this Mongolian basket weaving forum
There are no evil horses in video games. There are evil pigs, crocodiles, monkeys, cats, dogs, but never horses. Horses have been used by evil, but are never evil themselves. Prove me wrong.
>>733413095
>>733420389>he doesn't knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18&t=16
>>733420490In games anon.
>>733420490>post a decade old video of a circle of life moment outside of gamesI saw no evil doing
>>733420617That's because game devs are liberal onions latte sippers who only know urban life, they're completely removed from nature - they only know it from feel-good disney documentaries.
>>733413147
>>733420389One of the games featured in the fest is called "Slaughter Horse" and you play as a horse serial murderer, kidnap, torture and collect skin of other fellow horses.Is that not evil enough?
>>733421353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r_qd2yxIsM
>>733420389>carried us on long journeys>fought in our wars>tilled our fieldsWhy would anyone find horses evil
Golden Axe The Arcade on Steam when?
>>733413095Vaush did since EU is banning bestiality
>>733420389ds2 has evil horsies
What games have stallions that I can ride, if you know what I mean. Bareback.
ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
>>733413095Him
Is this the thread?
>>733423447no they're not
>>733413229They're skittish weirdos who basically die from any mild inconvenience but got blessed with fat-ass dicks that every gooner and their mother gushes over (literally)
>>733415968Why is that a defect? Animals only fuck for procreation.
>>733415968>biological defectNot pleasuring white women has nothing to do with biological advantages.
>>733424945Oh you sweet summer child...
>Click on it>Get recommended a MLP game>LeaveThat Death Stranding but with a horse game might be cool though
>>733413147And Quiet.
CULTURAL PHENOMENON
>>733415968I wouldnt call it a biological defect when you have a mare kicking and biting and trying to buck you off
>>733420490Dont you eat chicken and eggs?
>>733413095chyna
The only time I had actual fun riding a horse in a video game was in RDR's DLC where one of the superhorses makes it so anyone you hit riding it explodesSecond goes to Dynasty Warriors where there's a special move where you kinda surf on one and jump up high in the air before you smash the earth
Hi, i love Natie
>>733425513mares don't do that in nature
>>733413587The new horse armor actually is on sale but it's on sale as part of the broader deluxe edition upgrade so I doubt it's to do with the horse fest, and for the original version of the game I don't think you can actually buy the horse armor on steam
>>733414765>they can only go like 10 seconds before cummingkek horses are pathetic, I can last at least 3-4 times longer than that
>>733413095>>733413147
>>733427557What if your nipples and prostate were stimulated though?
Who originally invented horses?Can Nintendo copyright them because it had Epona?
>>733427193Uhh yeah they doIts common for Stallions to get killed by mares
>Hearts of iron IV not on salemissed opportunity
Find titles you'd think fit this theme completely yet aren't on sale
>>733430834https://store.steampowered.com/app/4058430/Sexy_Furry__Horse_Furry_Idol_DLC/
horse?
>>733429308it very rarely happens on breeding farms run by those brownoid thirdies who are too retarded to hop the border. but there's nothing natural about those circumstances
Why not whores-fest
I wish horse porn was good but it's always just women anwardly wiggling a horse cock in their pussies. And then they fake the cumshots with milk.Shit is so fucking lame. At least dogs actually fuck.
>>733431436you're not supposed to watch the one with stallions in it
>>733432426this
>>733431436>Looking for Stallion shitNigger, We fuck mares here
>>733420389Pretty sure I recall evil horse mobs in final fantasy games.
>>733413095women
>>733414765>premature ejaculation inherent to their speciesThat's almost all species. Very few animals fuck for fun and have the stamina to back it up, dolphins being one of them for example.
>>733421773>let's add a centauress! that will be cool!>but the mounts?>hmm... she just transforms into a regular humankek
>>733421773What the fuck that was jarring
>>733413095Girls do love their horse games
>>733413095mlp wonthe world lost
>>733413095Hasan Kiker and Vaush
>>733413147>>733425160the x-ray part is the only good part
>>733425818rdr baffled me because it was basically, "lets take gta, but instead of there being 150+ interesting cars to drive, its just....horses. that are all the same"like, if you were to try to emulate rdr IN a gta game, you could save a lot of effort by replacing all the cars with the 3 taxis.
>>733420389https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvqridjaEZ0
>>733424810>got blessedThe shape of horses is so fucked they need every foot of their dicks just to barely get their tips into the female long enough to blast their jizz.Their bodies are so long, when the male mounts the female his horse-crotch is still two feet away from her vagina. Most horse breeders have to tie the female down and/or physically guide the stallions cock with their hand for successful penetration.Horses are a joke creature. We have to put fucking shoes on them so their shitty giant toenails don't break off and then they can't walk anymore on their stick legs. They're temperamental too. Getting "thrown" off a horse was super normal pre-automobiles. Your horse would just decide it was sick of you up there and shake you the fuck off, potentially killing you in the process.Horses are a status symbol today only because it's such an unbelievable pain in the ass to keep, feed, and train them, only the rich can waste money like that.
>>733437652>stick legsdidn't humans breed them to have stick legs? those big ass horses for pulling ploughs and shit are built like tanks
>>733420389Dragon Quest V
>>733413229They're so dumb, it's like they were literally born to be mounts and nothing moreWhat the fuck do the even do in the wild, run?
>>733420389thank you for the list of evil animals in videogames
>>733438517well they eat some delicious grass and maybe some fruit once in a while and shoot the shit with other horse bros
So can you explain why the mere mention of horses makes you INSTANTLY obsess over bestiality and horse penises? All normal people see horses as majestic animals and associate them with sport and being our companions through centuries of history. Please try to fix whatever went wrong with your brains.
>>733437652pretty much all of that is only a "problem" if you want them to be useful. there's a reason feral horse populations need to be culled, and it's not because they have trouble reproducing
>>733439009>Women want dick>Logically women love horses because they have absurdly huge fucking massive dicks
>>733439224You refused to answer the question in any logical way, you just continue to ramble about the fact you look at animal pornography.
>>733414765No no no, you got that backward. A human boy was in a relationship with a mare but the stallion heared about it, fucked the mare in front of the boy and reminded her that a boy will never give her pleasure as much as a horse cock.
>>733439009yeah man i'm sure all the women obsessed with horse riding only do it because it's le majestic thing and not because they can rub their pussy on a half ton pack of gentle muscle with a foot long cock, and they most definitely don't feel any sexual pleasure from it
lmao
>>733423892Entrei nessa thread esperando ver isso, obrigado anão
>>733437652>horses are a joke because [buncha shit humans did to them through years of selective breeding]
>>733439872Is premature ejaculation coming from parents?
>>733439685And you continue to obsess over your bestiality fetish.
>>733439931That one is natural, I’ll give you that. It’s pretty normal for prey animals though, they don’t have time to enjoy it when theyre an easy BOGO deal to a predator stuck like that
>>733439492It's seriously not a logical thing.Cock=goodHorsecock=more good
>>733439979gaslighting retard
>>733439685You're mentally ill
>>733440205you already replied once
>>733415112A connoisseur, cheers.
>>733413357ack
>>733439979Anon, historically it was considered immodest for a woman to ride a horse like a man, which is why they were made to ride side saddle. If a woman straddles a horse her pussy WILL be stimulated by the vibration of his galloping. Women who rode like men do were basically sluts using horse riding to masturbate. Nowadays, this reality isn't considered taboo and women can freely rode this way, except now the taboo is apparently pointing out that they are being stimulated by the riding. Now you're going to seriously claim that there is no sexual component? Even if they aren't actually fucking the horsecock, all horse girls are cumming in the saddle as they ride and basically, you're fucking stupid.
>>733439725>uma>RDR>MLP>random quirky indies>straight up shovelwaregrim honestly
>>733441123wasn't that to protect their hymen and so they could wear normal female clothes? idk, if women can regularly cum from a little cantering, no man has an excuse not to give his wife mindblowing orgasms everytime they fuck
>>733441746>no man has an excuse not to give his wife mindblowing orgasms everytime they fuckIs the average man a 800 kilogram musclebeast with a two foot long cock?
>>733413095>horse games are illegal in my country>steam made an event dedicated to horse racing>Gaben wants me to go to jail
>>733441746Listen to what you're saying. Just riding on top of a horse can take a woman's chastity. And yet you doubt me still?
>>733441123What an insane thing to say lmao. Vaginas and cocks are the same when it comes to vibration, if men can ride horses without getting ultra mega boners I am sure women can manage the same. Unless you have something to confess in relation to your leisurely horse rides anon.
>>733413095>look it up>umamusume>red dead>actual MLP game (G5 lmao)>a bunch of MLP adjacent games>gorillion ranch sims with female protag>youtube have even been recommending a vid of one of those games to me for an entire weekEh, don't know what I've expected from it.
>>733414765YeahFemale horses have actually evolved to be more receptive to sex from human men, because male horses are so shit at it. >aroused by human sweat>virtually all of the pleasure receptors have moved to the front couple inches of horse vagina>Horse vagina has insane muscle control, and can contract down to exactly the correct size to take human cockImagine being so thoroughly cucked that your women literally evolve in bizarre ways that make no sense, except to increase sexual compatibility with another species.
>>733442571Really, its an issue with most quadrupeds that arent dogs or cats. Bulls also cant breed normally with cows, they have to mount either a large cushion or another bull since cows dont have strong enough backs to handle such a load of muscle being on them and then they have to get jerked off to cum inside a syringe so the stablehands can inseminate the cow with it.
>>733442320>Vaginas and cocks are the same when it comes to vibration,They really aren't. Plus most american goyim are circumcised so they won't feel anything riding a horse.
>>733414765Humans are suppose to have sex with other humans. What a wild thought.>Incidentally I think I read a doujin a long time ago about thatBased
>>733441746>wasn't that to protect their hymenThisThe hymen is pretty vulnerable to any kind of pressure on the pelvic floor, riding horses normally with any regularity is a near guarantee of the hymen being ruptured, so if women could ride horses freely, this would remove it as a valid test for virginity (ignoring the dozens of other things that can damage or destroy it, this is not a good test for virginity)
>>733442320>Unless you have something to confess in relation to your leisurely horse rides anon.I've never ridden horses. But I did once ride on a mule on a tour. The female mule in front of me kept winking her pussy at me. It was most definitely a foundational experience.
>>733442571I refuse to believe that, but I want to believe it.
>>733442206>horse games are illegal in my countryWhat
>>733442710???? what, I really don't know where you are getting that idea from or the idea that losing the clit makes you fully incapable of sexual pleasure, please go back to high school biology class>>733442823Well I think that explains a lot of your opinions. I've ridden horses before just fine without any pleasure acquired, just had my inner hip joints bruised to all hell and found out I am allergic to all hell to their hair too.
>>733442206>>horse games are illegal in my countrywhat kind of fucking 1984 assbackwards country do you live in?
>>733413375Kairosoft games all feel the same and yet I can't stop trying ones with a theme I like. I wish they'd make a bigger singleplayer version of Skyforce Unite!
>>733423892How many games he played again? I remember it was in the thousands.
>>733443597Asians are sort of afraid of horsecocks because, well, you can figure that out. Thus they are banned in a lot of games.
>>733440134>>733439224YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION AND CANNOT LOOK AT A BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL AS ANYTHING ELSE BUT A SEXUAL OBJECT
>>733413095does this mean "Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets" is coming out?!
>horse games
>>733444015Oh, my bad. Why did god give them a two footer then? That's at least a quadruple polaroid.
>>733442206>horse games are illegal in my country
>>733444152TO BREED WITH OTHER HORSES YOU SICK FUCK
>>733444226But the other horses don't want it.
stallions?
>>733413095China.
>>733442571You need to stop getting your biology lessons from F95 dude
>open the sale page expecting a lot of random unreal engine slop or games made for literal 5 year old girls in 2007>first game that shows up is based kairosoftworth it?
>>733444485>Women are still upset over that study which showed the average horse has a tighter pussy than the average woman>Women literally use oversized toys so often it skews the average past actual livestock
>>733444334why is she retardedwhy is she so fucking TALLwhy is she so fucking BUSTY
Why don't humans have self cleaning assholes like horses?
>>733444272BULL. SHIT. JUST ASK GOLDSHIP.
>>733442571>>733444581You are an abomination in God's eyes if you really believe what you say.
>>733445231Stop shoving table legs and 20 inch toys up your snatch you gross woman. Human men might actually sate your needs if you don't go out of your way to get fucked by actual animals.
>>733445296>Stop shoving table legs and 20 inch toys up your snatchPersonally I'd love a woman into destroying her holes
>>733442719Humans have evolved to breed with every species int he galaxy, everyone knows this.
>>733439009These ugly third world freaks regularly rape animals to death, there is no fixing them
>>733444812We do, your diet is just garbage.
>>733445768You mean I'm not supposed to go through a whole roll each day?
>>733444557Awww it's Haru Urara
>>733433202Holy shit centorea is so fucking hot. Horse part be damned, i'd plow her like crazy.
>>733447079>Horse part be damnedbut those are the best parts?
>>733413095>733413095BARNEYFAG LOST!
>>733445231It's not a matter of belief, it's a matter of fact. Ask anyone who has seriously worked with horses for 5+ years, who isn't too bashful to talk about it. Female horses get horny as fuck for human men. A man around horses is bound to accumulate stories of female horses literally pinning him against stalls with their ass, to try and fuck him. Female horses often actively despise male horses, and will refuse to mate with them. The most reliable way to get this to happen, artificial insemination aside, is to literally have a human lead the mare somewhere, approach from behind, then bait and switch a male horse in. Male horses themselves often don't care for female horses either.
>>733413357Kita-chan, why did you get a console that has no games? Wouldn't you rather play Dreamcast?
>>733447017Yep.
>>733413147I don't get this meme. None of the Tomb Raider games have horses.
>>733444740Superior GeneticsSuperior Genetics Superior Genetics
>>733448960>horses turned into living sex toys>dogs molded into terrible shapes for human amusement >poultry bred into massive globs of fat>cow mammaries being extremely large to the point of painare we the baddies?
>>733427757OOT was far from the first video game with a horse in it
>>733449489I meanMost of them are way happier in their current arrangement than they previously were, horrors of the meat industry besides
>>733449489>he doesn't know about the cookiesohnonono...
>>733445635>posts a wolf
>>733448960Dude you're a fucking weirdo. Start going to church.
>>733439009You just aren't a horse person
>>733449489humans took over as the pack leader, and the pack leader gets the pussy
Does anyone have that copypasta about how amazing mare pussy feels?
>>733450053SHUT THE FUCK UP
Why the fuck is this thread filled with freaks trying to justify sexually abusing horses
>>733450212>abusingcan't rape the willing
>>733447079She fucks orcs
>>733450257It's still abuse you sick fuck
>>733449756Do I want to?
>>733448960Is this real?
Women got their horse dildos so where is the horse grip onaholes for men?
>>733450579I mean they do sell MLP onaholes
None of you are seeing heaven
>>733413095So uuuhWhat is the most fun game from the fest?
>>733450579>go to evil reptile>don't click on the horse cock section>???>profit
>>733450819i can't wait to die and burn with all my brothers
>>733449756>cookies>>>/mlp/ you degenerate faggot retard
>>733450579American Meat
>>733450885>cookies>mlpbait or retarded?
>>733450838YouTube keep recommending me funny horses shorts.
>>733421773>centauress waifu can instantly transform into bare feet bottom
Hussy
>>733420389Does it count if they turned evil
>>733420617IF I TAKE THAT MASK OFF WOULD YOU DIE?
>>733420417who even likes this Lara design and what is it based off?
>>733420389Centaurs are evil more often than not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRF8XvFn6rw
>>733449756explain how dog vaginas are related to selective evolution
>>733413095The male version of horse girls are car guys.
>>733451441domestication usually makes the genitals bigger
>>733413095Year of the horse
>>733450994Yeah, guess I should just go enjoy youtube animals. They never fail to entertain me, unlike games and this place.
>>733414892I think the one porn game of it has all the characters be named something else, but then conveniently makes it easy to rename them their actual names.
>>733414892Also modern iteration of MLP has different design, so it's not as pressing for them to shut shit down as it used to be.
>horse game sale>lists the F2P gacha horse game but not the spinoff that’s a paid game Explain this Gaben
>>733450328It is physically impossible to rape a female horse.That horsey snatch can lock up with enough force to keep a 1200+ pound animal made of almost pure muscle, mashing a bone-reinforced battering ram into it, out. A human penis cannot get into an unwilling horse pus.Either it consents, or you can't get in. Simple as.
>>733452063That spinoff wasn't well received due to it being horribly overpriced for what you're getting.
>>733452063I clicked "Show more" a few times and found it there for $29.99 not even on sale, not even DLCs
>>733452409horsecocks don’t have bones, that’s why they’re more fleshy and human looking
>>733448960/mlp/ propaganda
>>733449953not interested in worshipping jews, sorry
>>733452409Not to mention it can kill thousand pound horses with one kick, humans rarely survive them
>>733442320That's not even close to correct, retard. When a woman sits on a horse, her pussy sits right on the saddle. Not so with men, whose dicks are further up.
>>733452409Stop trying to justify that you want to rape animals. Admit you're going to hell and be done with it.
>>733413287Becoming based is realizing stallion assholes are severely better than cock
>>733443292Who said anything about a clit? Losing your foreskin makes your glans chap and thicken up, losing sensitivity. That's a fact. Are you some thirdie thinking I was talking about female circumcision? We don't do that here in America.
I don't know why there is so much human x horse fucking thing here but you bastards reminded me of the asshole on /vg/ who posted himself fucking a mare. Fuck you
>>733453316eh, it's okay but not that amazing in my experience
>>733413095year of the hoars
>>733453676>in my experiencey-you...? what>>733453638it was owg wasn't it
>>733453909No it was /uma/. They have a tendency of posting and discussing actual bestiality, unlike the threads on here
>>733454090link
>>733454179I didn't save that you sicko, you'll probably have to find on your own, sorry mate
Actual horse game recs hereA lot of horse games are bad, just plain bad as they are trying to do everything under the sun but there's a few that are pretty good.Ranch of rivershine is the gold standard for a modern horse game. Pretty fun lots of horse colours and ways to dress them up. Very simple but its from a single dev.Horse Racing Manager is what it says on the tin pretty in depth and makes horse eugenics fun. Rival Stars Horse Racing its a mobile port but the game is pretty fun and at least the pc version wont rob you at gunpointhorses of hoofprint bay has a nice demo and its an adorable game were you run a stable looking forward to the full gameFernhoof Grove looks very promising and I look forward to see more of itAny other game isnt very good from what I've seen. Its sad really but the horse girls know programming now so that's something to truly fear.
>>733453316Only human asses are really that good.Most animal asses haven't developed the way human asses have.
>>733454453shut up
>silly horse thread>Look inside>Bestiality
>>733453638>>733453909Personally the worst I remember seeing was a Lara Croft horse thread on /v/, actually it was a thread similar to this one, where someone posted a gif of a Mexican woman getting cumflated by a stallion
>>733413095I did nerd.
>>733454945guh
>>733454945God, that does sound like the worst. I sure hope noone else replies to your thinly veiled request. That would be absolutely terrible!
One of my life rules is to stay away from horsest. Rancher
>>733453236Look anon having sex with horses is wrong and immoral but that doesn't mean that they don't want itJust like overfeeding an animal to the point of obesity is wrong and immoral but not because "it didn't consent to being fat" - it wanted to eat so it ate. For that matter sex with a horse doesn't even cause health problems unlike overfeeding; the only problem it causes is the one to your own soul for laying with a beast.
>>733453638>he doesn't visit the horse general on /an/
>>733455290Beef or dairy?
>>733455835she's the first thing i thought of
>>733413095ACTUAL GAME QUESTION. Has anyone tried that turkish game? https://store.steampowered.com/app/2133520/Ertugrul_of_Ulukayin/The premise of weird turkjank sounds interesting, but the reviews are not stellar and I can't tell if it's a passion project with some rough edges or a cash grab.
>>733413375I think it's weird more and more phone games are on steam but you can't play them on your phone.
>>733442340Umamusume is free (to download), what do you even get out of horse fest?Premium currency discount?
>>733456323The whole gang is there!
>>733413229L + Ratio + Didn't ask + mogged + Horseys are loveI LOVE HORSEY!!!!!
>open thread >get foe adhehe
>>733456920If you're getting ads you should probably scan your computer
Where can I buy Winning Post? Seems fun
>>733413357Leave it to Kitasan Black to buy a PS5 thinking it's a humidifier
>>733438517They also fart and kick trees for fun and sometimes die as a result of either of those things
>>733413095>D'lirium is not on the horsefesthttps://store.steampowered.com/app/670160/DLIRIUM/what a shame, it's a good game.
>>733442320Men don't sit on their boners, you'd have to be lying face down to get the same vibration effect.
>Horse sale>Death Mongolian Courier Stranding still isn't out to even take advantage of itI knew the concept was just too uniquely interesting to me that it was going to be forever cursed.
>>733413095>go on /v/ thread relating to a horse>HORSECOCK HORSECOCKOkay...
>>733427193Yes they do
>>733457490Your balls do slam down during jumping. However, men rarely jump with horses because crazy horse girls bullied them out of the sport. Top jumpers are all still men tho.
>>733444740You haven't experienced true tall, busty and retarded umas.
How bland, how delusionalHorses are for racing.
>>733457634You knew exactly what you were getting into
>>733458018Their for tramping rioters.
>>733458175underutilized mechanic desuits very subpar in rdr and mountain blade never tried going into more detail than car hitbox running into car hitbox
>open Horsefest>see MLP games>buy all of them
>wins game awards>featured by the NFL>American horse racing attendance skyrockets>Steam has a dedicated horse themed sale featuring UmaCULTURALFENOMENOARE YOU OK, JANNY?
>>733413095I doed.
>>733452437"Horribly overpriced" is an understatement, really>5 minigames and a limited roster (with DLC packs)>for 45 bucks
>>733455824Beef
>>733458897I don't know why they're like this. The Azur Lane game stayed at full price for years.
>>733458175
>>733458967You're no cowboy, you're a mudder. A filthy dirter.
>>733413095Uma Musume fans
>>733454491Human asses have evolved to be better at sex, anon. This is known.
>>733459097Kill yourself
>>733457735>getting your balls busted is equal to a woman having her cunt massagedunironically kill yourself but first buy a basic biology book to learn where human genitals are positioned at
>>733444009Asians flock to horse races for gambling, horses have been associated with gaming in Asia since long before video games existed.
Horses have to be the worst mechanic in video games.Give up precision controls and the ability to stop and in worst cases an omnipresent NPC you have to protect with cowardly AI for slightly faster running
>>733459257who said anything about sex
>>733413095Say it with me:CULTURAL PHENOMENON
>>733449425there's a guy that makes extremely long animations of lara croft getting fucked by horses. some other characters too, but lara croft was the first so it stuck to her.
real horses are disgusting, I'm not zoophilic, I'm a cartoonphilic, I only like my colorful mares
>>733420389Horses are mounts with no agency. No shit they're not evil.
>>733413095I mean I train horses for a living. If I can find some time to even get on my computer today, I'll check out what they have.I swear to God if it's a bunch of anime horse porn games I'm going to genocide humanity, you sick fucks better not try touching horse genitals.
>>733460528As someone that watched the anime it was weird seeing new people getting into the English version of the gacha as their first experience of the franchise.
>>733459034Disgusting. Horses always gotta be shitting.Hold it in until you get home, you're supposed to be a noble animal and symbol of power.
>>733414765I'm getting the goddamn nukes
>>733442320I can attest that the other anons is sorta correct. Us guys don't get pleasure from it, but some women I've ridden with have. It's the movement across the saddle, especially in western designs
>>733459398Cute Angus
>>733460972>bro doesn't even palpate
>>733448960>Getting a girl all ready to be fucked by you, then sneaking a guy with a bigger dick in to fuck her without her even knowingThis is some next-level cuckoldry.
>
>>733413095games like witcher 3 and red dead 2 have horses in them, hundreds of thousands still play those games, so they think this correlates to "people really like horses"
>>733461763I mean is it cuckoldry if youre tricking a girl and never wanted anything. Thats just entrapment aint it, or at most like, rape.
>In this ITT
>>733457634I'm more of a HORSEPUSSY guy
>>733458635>>733460528Don't forget it's also the year of the horse./v/ma keeps on winning.
>>733461565Naw I pay someone for beans and whatever the fuck else. I'm gross but I have my limits
>>733461038I'd respect a man who walked and shit wherever as long as he's not an indian
starters orders is the only good game in this salethe dev announced starters orders 8 a few weeks ago, i was hoping he'd drop it during this event but i guess not
>>733461551
>>733462604Walmart, the house of Kings.
Place your bets.
>>733464581All in on Nano man
>>733464581>Inflation Nationwhat a name
>>733464581Hilarious Affair is related to King Halo.And this race happened a year and a half ago.
Reminder that Loki turned into a female horse and got fucked by male horses and got pregnant.
>>733415968>defectYou have a brain defect, retard.
>>733465092>god of lies is a trannyreally makes you think
>>733427757can you copyright historical figures?>Fulvius Stellus hated women and used to consort with a mare and in due time the mare gave birth to a beautiful girl and they named her Epona.>She is the goddess that is concerned with the protection of horses. So Agesilaüs in the third book of his Italian History
>>733466538Even back then, they just couldn't put up with women
>>733413095Neck all idolshitters
>>733414892>all these MLP spin-off games>not a single good one
>>733467725>>all these MLP spin-off games>>not a single good oneI couldn't imagine being this fucking wronghttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3908900/FoE_Remains/
>>733460554You explained it.
>>733458567Holy based
>>733413095>I'm sorry, But who asked for this Gabe???Me. This whole Horse Fest caters to my specific taste. I've found some really fun horse and horse show (MLP) games thanks to this fest.Here's a few.https://store.steampowered.com/app/3900740/Nachtmahr/https://store.steampowered.com/app/4362880/TOP_STEED/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1418990/Unicorns_on_Unicycles/And some MLP gameshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3070240/Derpys_Fun_House/https://store.steampowered.com/app/4219000/World_without_Time/
>>733470458I forgot this one. It's from a horse 3D cartoon called Mia and Me. It has really cute mares. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3199610/Mia_and_me__Magic_Friends/
Eh. Might as well throw more recommendations.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4362830/Back_To_Stables/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2322180/A_Tiny_Sticker_Tale/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2955320/Horse_Runner_DX/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3023600/Horse_Farm_Simulator/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2376970/My_Horse_Bonded_Spirits/https://store.steampowered.com/app/844260/Rustler_Grand_Theft_Horse/https://store.steampowered.com/app/4341390/Nightsoil/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3220650/Horse_Manager/
>>733413095Unironically I asked for this because it was the Chinese new year YEAR OF THE HORSEhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zVOKKPDWtTY
>>733455905>Ertugrul of UlukayinI've seen it too but I haven't played it. The trailer and screenshots look good but considering it hasn't sold much I'd guess maybe it lacks content like side quests or missions.But to me personally it looks like a passion project.It reminds me of this mongolian horse rider girl game.https://store.steampowered.com/app/2697000/The_Legend_of_Khiimori/
any games for this feel?
>>733442320femanon do you want to make a survival world together
>>733455671....you're going to hell
>>733447079>centoreathats like calling a girl "humanela"
>>733445231>>733449953>Biology and Zoology? I don't believe that made up nonsense!>Yes sky daddy! Please let me into your perfect paradise!
>>733413095Bronies.
>>733472875I believe raping animals should be punishable. Yes. Stop acting like this is morally okay and seek help before you do something you regret.
>>733472472Why, I haven't had sex with a horse yet
>>733473354>before you do something you regret.no worries. I'm faithful and won't pump and dump
>>733413147Kekd
>>733473438Then don't. At all.
>>733473579Are horses naturally monogamous or not? I know that in professional breeding studs sire with many dams, but how it is in non-eugenic environment?
>>733473856Well I'm not currently planning to, because man must not lay with a beast.All I did was say that horses generally don't mind sex and even often seek it out. Spazzing out about abuse is retarded
>>733473862No they're a harem species
>>733415192There's a cheap asset flip called "Mare Dare 2" that has the actual proportions of the physical toys and the trademark ass tattoo. In the same sale event as real Hasbro products. It couldn't be any more egregious.
>>733451347It would be extremely neighful
>>733449960>implying as though "a cat is fine too" posting isn’t rampant
>>733413147I understood that reference lel
>>7334130953rd parties organize most events that aren't the Steam [Season] Sale
>>733473862Wild horses do harems. One male leads a group of females and their offspring. Baby males leave at a certain age. Sometimes another male comes and challenges him for ownership of the herd, winner keeps. Every so often something weird will happen, but, in general. Domesticated horses effectively have no remaining natural pairing instincts. Male and female horses don't get along for the most part, pretty much all breeding requires human intervention. Every so often it happens, when it does it's usually "monogamous" but it's hard to say if that's a case of it being their preference, or just horses that can stand the opposite sex being rare enough that more complicated relationships are stupidly rare.
>>733443114It's true. Mares can orgasm from a human penism I'm sure there's videos on the eight chan dot moe tor website...
>>733473579Blessed thread lmao
>>733415112Same. Lilijunex is great. Also completely insane. Only other competitive girl is struppi.
>>733431436It's 3d, hand drawn animations and illustrations. Real shit is bad regardless.
>>733418401It got hacked and isn't coming back.
>>733431436Even worse is it was completely legal in most of America until around 2020 and nothing good came of it. The content is still legal in all of America yet web hosters constantly take down websites over it.
>>733439009>maresSuperior to human women in every way. Loyal, kind, respectful, and don't nag.>stallionsSomething to envyIf the social conditioning you HAVE to simp for a woman ended, men would all have mares and dogs and sex dolls.
>>733441123This is a 100% fact.
>>733413095I unironically blame uma musumeIt created a new generation of horse betting addicts irlI'm so fucking tired of seeing women dressed as anime characters everytime I go to the track
>>733476526>my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery ah nigger
>>733444009Then why not fetishize it while having fun? Asian women need to be nicer to Asian men. Feminism too crazy over there.>>733444485He's right though. Would you like me to find a video of a mare orgasming from a human penis?>>733447079She's royalty and has honor! Also huge milkers!
>>733476526you... do a lot of horse betting IRL?
@forsen
>>733476743no, i'm a horse
Can you people stop talking about horse cock and horse pussy please
>>733448960This is also factually true. In olden days a man would have a dedicated job to "please" the mares so they get riled up when he's around, then they sneak in a stallion.One guy because they would rather one guy does it than all of them.>>733450819At least my marewife will be down there with me.>>733462072The thumbnail looks like a piece of art from santafire
>>733413229I disagree, theyre a top tier domesticated animal. Dudes just don't know it now because the only people who care are horse girls. There was a time when you could collapse on your horse homie exhausted from battle, and bro would just take you home like a Tesla.
>>733476912okay finelets talk about horse anus now
>>733465092Even worse the getting pregnant part wasn't needed to distract the builder's horse.>>733470969THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE DOING>>733476526Uma musume is 100% a psyop to revive the dying horse race gambling industry. That's why the game.... doesn't have horses.
I'm browsing the event and why are there actually so many horse games?What the fuck?
>>733477001One of the reason why I loved Twilight Princess was that they gave some focus to Epona and overall improved gameplay for her.And that she wanted Link to hurry up and become human so he could ride her
>>733477227Horse people are like dragon people except less terminally online. They're not fucking normal.
>>733453236Mares actively seek out human men, especially when in heat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ikDX9ICJEM
>>733473967Sometimes its better to keep these thoughts inside your head bro
>>733413095I did
>>733449425just like how nier doesn't have blacks, coomers are a mistake
>it's ok to kill and eat animals>but it's never ever in forever ok to have sex with themerhm.....
>>733477654Feminism must never be tarnished. EU is having a hissy fit about sex dolls that are too short.
>we actually get zoofags/here/I shouldn't be shocked
My sister loves horses so this is just a single anecdote but when I asked her the appeal she basically said:>horses are majestic creatures>theres a reason women call mens hair as manes and why men who have long lustrous hair akin to horses are so attractive it works vice versa toowhen a horse has a great mane>women love a man with a nice butt and horses have great looking asses >every girl at least chicks who are 28+ older grew up with stories where a prince or knight rides a horse so horses are intrinsically linked with regalness>ponies are cute tooI dont know if that tracks.
>>733442719>Humans are suppose to have sex with other humansCitation needed
>>733478005>Citation neededYou can't get a mare pregnant
Man bringing mare to orgasmhttp://alephchvkipd2houttjirmgivro5pxullvcgm4c47ptm7mhubbja6kad onion/zoo/res/18793.html#27749
>>733423892That's the face of the average horsecock fag.
le sigh....
>>733478069the least suspicious looking link ever posted on 4chan
>>733477931bro read womens lit and check how they describe both men and horses in itshes 100% right
>>733477931So if I grow my hair long I can attract horsegirls?
Something something harikitte ikou!
>>733423892His soul left his penis into his mare>>733477931Women also like their size and strength, and the fact they are docile. It's the same mentality that is in 50 shades of grey, where a rich powerful billionaire simps for the girl.>>733478167It's legal media.
>>733478069"Yeah, I really want to fuck horses too!"Heh, what a good thread. These anons have a great sense of humo-
>>733477931>horses have great looking asseswe have to compete with their asses now too?
>>733413095You know which game about horses isn't on the list? Highguard
>>733413095This is so fucking weird. You just know a bunch of fat women sitting around a table (because their mobility scooters won't fit under it) came up with this.
>>733478261Horses are anything but docileI'd trust a wolf more than I'd trust a horse
>>733478296KEK
>>733413095Excuse me, who gabed for this, Ask??
>>733478327>>733478395Its Horse year for them chinks anon
>>733439009>raceplay>bestiality>cuckshit>sissyAmerimutts are obsessed with disgusting fetishes
they should do this but with an actually cool animal like elephants or something
>>733420389
>>733478273They DO have nice aesthetic butts to be fair
>hell yea uma thr->its about bestialityoh, sorry ill take my leave
>>733478582>>733478395>>733478327Okay so real answer is that a horse developer kept bugging Valve about it to make a Horse themed festival.Valve eventually caved and gave them the niche event if they found enough games that could be showcased in it. They did.And yes. The dev IS a white woman.
Reminder that Gabe love ponk
>MLP>Uma>RDR>Le horsecocks, horsepussy, bestiality teehee!I fucking hate horses
>>733439009Everyones brain is fucked covid dealt an immeasurable amount of damage
>>733478783yeah i have no idea why horse's ass is used as an insult. they really are very aesthetically pleasing
>>733478836Yeah get the fuck out noohooves gambling fag.>>733478865>cute bubbly girl:|>cute bubbly girl, mare:O
>>733478924>superior animal>le cat XDlmao
>>733478857I like this schizo theory.... but this sales started on chink new years that also happen to be a horse year. But you can skip your pills anon, its good having a fun schizo around.
>>733478836Umafaggots are bestiality fags
>>733479068A random stray cat is more loved than you, horsecuck.
>>733423892coisa boa, ein, cleide
>>733478836Reminder that mods will leave literal horsefucking threads up till bump limit, but discussing the game about racing horse girls?That's a no no!
>>733478924a cat is fine too…
>>733478836Just post THAT Almond Eye video umabro. That'll show them
>>733479239>discussing the game>game
>>733413095Valve is getting more jewish lately with all these retarded fests, guess the money printer needs more paper.
>>733479239>discussing a videogame on /v/Neigha you crazy?
>>733476364aren't mares temperamental and a pain in the ass to train?
>>733479296It's on Steam and won an award at the game awards.
>>733444009>Mongolia and China>hating horsessounds like some Korean bullshit
>>733479367>Gacha wins mobile awardWow, i NEED to spend and watch these soulless animu girls running!
>>733450257fucking a retarded girl is abuse, even if she gets wet, same shit for animals
Circus horses!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC7KVxU1Rcc>>733479239Yes your entire franchise is a giant psyop by the horse racing industry to promote gambling among the youth.>>733479360I believe the most trainable to least is mares, geldings, then stallions.>>733479547I will ignore human women until feminism is over.
>>733479510>he has to whale
>>733450212A horse is faster than you, bigger than you, and stronger than you. Standing behind a horse that doesn't like you is a great way to have your skull kicked into pâté. If you manage to fuck a horse the horse is at worst neutral about the occasion.
>>733479296Ngl, there's more discussion of actual game mechanics and competitiveness on uma threads than any other thread on /v/
>>733453316somebody explain this fucking meme to me, I've noticed a lot of animal rimming being drawnwhy would you eat ass of something that can't even wash itself?
>>733413147fpbp beat me to it
>>733479603Spending your time on gacha is worse than spending money, imagine doing dailies of this game like a good slave just to make it playable.>inb4 "You are wasting your time here!!"I'm having fun
>>733479690This is what happens when a horse is REALLY mad at you.https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/5070112/#5081420>>733479796The fact that the real Yakuza don't let people make porn of Uma musume means it is 100% a Yakuza psyop to earn more gambling money. Younger generations are too poor to gamble for fun.
>>733479796Dailies take 10 minutes at most with a failed career.
>>733479896You'd do dailies without going for fans?
>>733478941luv cute bubbly mareBlue toothpaste best horse.
>>733479997I do my fan runs, Chrono.
Applejack...Reminder there is >>>/an/horse
>>733479731I keep seeing you guys saying that, but the average uma thread is about which horse you want to fuck.>>733479896>It's just 10 minutes!!Good slave, I know it's more than that btw
>>733480108You don't because you don't play it.But you do come here to waste time and cry about it, though.
>>733478065>he doesn't know
>>733479895>This is what happens when a horse is REALLY mad at you.Hardly.Horses that try to kill you will kick you, not just bite you.Biting is more of a social dominance thing, where they try to make you fuck off and stay in your lane. They'll bite you if they're upset and think you're being a cunt, but they're not REALLY mad at you.If they're actually PISSED OFF and want you to die, they will kick you. They will kick you in your fucking head and kill you.
>>733479895damn, it attacked that motherfucker like a bear, holy shit
>>733476847lol
Would you?
>>733480186I've played it before, and one of the biggest complaints was that the dailies were too long.You guys really are cattle, you can't accept that there might be something wrong with your favorite company/game. There's no way you do this for free
>>733480354this, it was fun for a month, then it became a slog, I'll simply enjoy the anime and the porn
>>733480234I remember seeing a video once of a mare just one shotting a stallion that wanted to fuck her. The poor lad was all erect and happy and jumping around, and then he got kicked in the head by the mare and instantly died and shat itself. Scary stuff
>>733480354You mean one of your* biggest complaints is that the dailies are too long. Because you're retarded.
>>733480354The wave of gatcha is 100% a psyop to promote gambling to the youth who don't care about gambling. Economic warfare from boomers.
>>733480498That's a famous video. She had recently given birth and the owners were trying to force insemination.
>>733480498>I remember seeing a video once of a mare just one shotting a stallion that wanted to fuck her.Yeah, that gets posted every once in a while, but the problem there is that the stallion was kept at the end of a rope and so not allowed to run properly or keep his head up and was not allowed to receive the kicks in his chest as he naturally would, were the kicks to happen.It's 100% the fault of the breeders, not letting the mare and stallion figure the situation out by themselves. Dumb fucking third worlders doing a very poor job. Horses dying because their breeders are morons.
>>733480537Just add cute anime girls to your gambling machine and they'll slurp it.
>>733414765>like 10 seconds
>>733480498>>733480669It's also because they were attempting to breed her in front of one of her foals.https://youtu.be/kfm1Pc2LSak
Umamusume makes me start liking real horses
Based umachads making irl zoophiles angry this is the lolicon situation all over again
>>733480739this really says a lot about society
Don't click
>>733480739he's just showing the ladies the goods, he only quickfires when inside
>>733480752Nah, it's 100% them keeping him on a rope.If he was allowed to run around as he wants, he would not have died.Mares are kicky towards stallions and stallions are recipients to kicks in their chests, and they can take those kicks just fine. It's completely normal for a stallion to want to fuck a mare with pre-existing foals.
>>733480797
>>733413147pffffthehehe
>>733480739literally me
>Uma seethe thread gets 404'dWhat's the matter? Did the thread not go your way, horsefucker? Did umabros mog you?
>>733480885
Horses are precious, adorable creatures.
>dirt CMsee you guys in the group C bleachers
Great the umanigger bot spam has begun. Get a real job yakuza gambling faggots.
>>733482324This is what you get for seething too hard./v/ma WON.
There's no way people are sexually attracted to this
>horse thread>"cool">Umatroons derail the entire threadProbably one of the worst fanbases ever. Make a containment board for those subhumans.
>>733482464No way, haha>>733482372>being hated means we wonAs if there wasn't enough evidence of Judaism in your community. >>733482997It's completely astroturfed. Fuck the yakuza spamming this shit.
>>733480739iktfb
>>733415968>biological defectIt's because the mare will break their legs if they take too long.
>>733413095Any horse pussy games?
>>733483537I doubt it. It's mainly due to them being prey animals who need to run at a moment's notice.Also probably at some point humans selected them for certain features.>>733483610banned from equestria
For me, it's lilijunex, santafire, blackjr, keeltheequine, welost, and aer0 zer0. Champions in artistic expression.>>733484404KEK. Here's a slightly relevant meme.
>>733413095big horse forcing its horse agenda on you
>>733485049big horse is forcing its big horse dong on you
>>733479510>>733479603>>733479896does uma not have hacked apks that give you everything for free?I don’t know, I don’t play gacha games much
>>733485407No it's an always online "RPG" except the gameplay is removed and replaced with gambling minigames.
>>733480085>found a place to get more silly horse photosexcellent. thanks anon.
>>733444740The real horse is pretty silly and unhingedThe real life horse is pretty tall for a thoroughbredThe real life horse has a pretty big, muscular chest.
>>733478941>>733479746>>733482464Gawd I wanna rim a stallion asshole so fucking bad
>>733465092WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
>>733473862They have a strong pair-bonding friendship instinct, which not usually a male/female thing, but they still can become quite attached. There was a PBS show where scientists were observing wild horses over like a year, and this band's stallion got driven off and lost his mares, but one of the mares really liked him, so she feigned pregnancy and refused to mate with the new guy. She spent weeks eyeing the horizon where the prior stallion was following at a distance. After a month or two, there was a scuffle by a watering hole with another band, and while new-guy stallion was busy with the rival, she slipped away quietly, ran off to find her original stallion, and mated with him on the spot despite it being past breeding season by then.
>>733482997>>733483348>NOOOO DON'T INTERRUPT US TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH ANIMALS BY TALKING ABOUT YOUR GAME AAAA SAVE ME JANNYMANThanks for the laugh.
>>733464581GASLIGHT DANCER sounds like a name someone who fell for a youtuber's guide would make up
>>733487169Kino...
>>733479360Yes, they have a strong hierarchy instinct, and are liable to constantly test you to see if maybe you can be bullied into letting them be the boss. If you fail, then you suck as a leader. Geldings are the easiest to deal with, mares and stallions both have hormones that make them crazy and do annoying shit, but it manifests differently between them.
>>733475427Why are males the ones who get the big bucks for being pimped out? Has racing ability been more proven to be carried in the male line?
>>733487030>>733487030>>733487030>>733487030>>733487030FUUUUUUCK I NEED A DEWORMER AND A STALLION SHITHOLE TO SUCK ON
>>733473967>needs the bible to tell him fucking animals is not ok
>zoo thread hits bump limitnice fucking job jannies and modsnotice the few anti posts this has compared to other threads...
>>733413147Please let some mistake make nu Tomb Raider games be discounted please God.
>>733487682I like how there are literal animal-fucking freaks complaining how a bunch of anime fans are ruining their thread LMAO
Any games where you play as a horse that isn't MLP shit?
>>733487518it's easier to sell stallion spunk, despite human interference mares are nearly as athletic as stallions
Is this the uma thread or beastiality thread aiiieee I'm failing the witcheck
>Missed the threadAh well, does anyone know when the February stakes are?
>>733487858Is there a difference?
Which will you choose, /v/ros?
>>733487858The uma thread reached bump limit 4 hours ago teiobro....this is a horse games thread.
>>733480234>Horses that try to kill you will kick you, not just bite youNot necessarily, horses have a kill instinct that appears occasionally which is usually applied to shit like wolves which starts with biting, picking the motherfucker up, shaking him violently, then throwing him down and stamping on him for good measure. Here's what a really mean horse looks like in the Napoleonic Wars, in the form of sweet little Lisette, from the memoirs of the Baron de Marbot :>The Russian grenadier withredoubled fury made another thrust at me, but, stumbling with>the force which he put into it, drove his bayonet into my mare's thigh>Her ferocious instincts being restored by the pain, she>sprang at the Russian, and at one mouthful tore off his nose,>lips, eyebrows, and all the skin of his face, making of him a>living death's-head, dripping with blood. Then hurling herself>with fury among the combatants, kicking and biting, Lisette>upset everything that she met on her road. The officer who>had made so many attempts to strike me tried to hold her by the bridle>she seized him by his belly, and carrying him>off with ease, she bore him out of the crush to the foot of>the hillock, where, having torn out his entrails and mashed>his body under her feet, she left him dying on the snow. Then,>taking the road by which she had come, she made her way>at full gallop towards the cemetery of Eylau.Why can't we get that in a video game? They make horses into automobiles.
>>733487927There's one that got deleted by janny like 15 minutes ago.
>>733413095>who asked for this Gabe???Cultured individuals.
>>733487997There's another on the catalog now
>>733487906triple rainbow in summer classic year with 4 white bubblesyeh take the wit
>>733464581Holy shit, gaslight dancer is still competing?
>>733480108>I keep seeing you guys saying that, but the average uma thread is about which horse you want to fuck.NTA, as a bystander I actually disagree with that, from the few threads I lurk and catch they're way too technical for me and anytime I've tried to post a few lewds ive been told to fuck off.T. Cancer burnout.
>>733488030>TFH not on saleNot /mlp/ related confirmed
>>733413147>>733425160Those 2 videos were like a dozen of my first 100 nuts. I was like 12.
If I dont play gachashit but I do like mares and anime can I bet on the ooma moosomay races
>>733487770Is it worse to fuck a mare or pretend gambling with a corporation is simping?
>>733478836Kill yourself nohooves
>>733465092Haha what a wacky guy imagine being transformed into a huge pregnant mare lol now that’d be a sticky situation huh lmaooooooooo
>>733480739It really do be like that
CHINESE NEW YEARYEAR OF THE HORSE
>>733488030Oleander sexo
>>733488514there are no horses in the game, it is true
Every draft horse has a really great ass. Draft mares are so sexy and are also absolute units.
>>733437652The only horses that can survive human extinction are Icelandic horses and Mongolian horses.
>>733483610>Any horse pussy games?Here you go, king!https://kerfuzzl.itch.io/heart-by-hoofThese extras are not too focused on horse pussy but there's sex.https://kerfuzzl.itch.io/willow-and-rainhttps://kerfuzzl.itch.io/all-the-way-through
>>733489719Anon that's a stallion. Also draft horses are more likely to have joint issues like ponies.
>>733490182I know but I couldn't find a photo of a mare suffolk punch, the build is the same.
>>733482464Did You Know?White horses have pink pussies/cocks.
>>733489719God I need to suck on his butthole
>>733413147you guys are furries
>>733490317>his
>>733490525There's a penis
