Why is Valhalla always shat on? It’s comfy af
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>>733417026All AC games are comfy. That isn't a win.
>>733417026It's a weeb board on a weeb site. People are going to shit on western games just because they're western and then go play the most dogshit chingchong game ever.
I hate that there's only two sickles in the whole Ireland DLC but there's like a billion short swords.Also, Eivor taking her bitch of a brother's wife is canon.
>>733417026Because it's anti Christian propaganda that paints rapists, looters, and criminals as the good guys? A big part of the gameplay is looting monasteries and attacking Anglo Saxon towns just to enrich yourself. It's clezr those fat frogs at Ubisoft have a hate boner for Britain and Christianity, given how unfavorably they portray both in the entire AC series.Also somehow there is a black Vikang in the game and a Chinese merchant. And half the npcs look Indian or some kind of darkskin.
>>733417026Having the annoying prick bad guy win at the end was pretty shitty.
>>733417026because it won't let me kill civilians, i want to wholeslaughter unarmed monks as they run away from their abbeysi can still play Viking Conquest, at least
>>733417026Britain is the most boring fucking place on earth
>>733417702Christians were and are dumb, weak cucks. Survival of the fittest, the strong deserve to rule, etc. My Chad ancestors made yours their bitch, just like I'm doing to you right now. Seethe about it.
>>733417026it's the dictionary definition of slop
>>733418296No one tell this anon what eventually happened to the Scandinavians…
>>733418296Now tell everyone what Aelfred did to "your" ancestors.
>>733417026Because it's 200 hours long and just sort of ends. It has probably the most anti-climactic and unsatisfying ending in the entire series, which is saying a lot. I do think it's the only good post-Unity AC game, but that's not a high bar unfortunately.
>>733418296We wuz Vikangz n shieeet
Shit takes like 80 hours just to beat the main story. I don't want to play one assassins creed game for the time it would take me to beat like 6 other games in the franchise.
>>733418802Making the final cult member a guy you literally cannot kill because he's a real historical figure and doesn't die for 40-something years after the game ends was fucking retarded.
normgroid slop, just like all ac games.
>>733418802Basim was such a shithead through the whole game.You really needed to be allowed to put your dad's axe into his skull to get some sense of catharsis.
>>733417026Bloated game time with dogshit too large open world, terrible retarded RNG RPG mechanics, they took EVERYTHING that was bad and terrible about Odyssey and dialed it up to 11, WE WUZ VIKANGZ
>>733419056>Basim gets his own game>No one buys it>Followed by Assassin's Creed: We Wuz Samurai n Sheeeeeit
>>733417702Christnigger spotted, back to >>>/pol/
>>733417026I'm a massive AC fan and I lost interest within an hour of playing. Assassin's Creed is dead since Origins.
>>733417026>vikings>as seen on TV
yeah its actually a good game, tons of content for real cheap. ending is god tier tooway better than shadows
>>733417026Pozzed, and also hollywood vikings.
