>why did [game that was an objective success] fail?What's the point of these threads?
Same with Ooma being called FOTM for 8 months
>>733429618usually some culture war agenda bs
>>733429724“FOTM” is my favorite buzzword because it’ll get posted about things with threads that hit bump limit every single day without fail and have been talked about since release.
>>733429787No but you see those are jus 2 guys at most samefagging entire threads every day
>>733429952Those 2 guys? All me btw
>>733429787>it’ll get posted about things with threads that hit bump limit every single day without failGeneral threads belong on >>>/vg/ in case you needed a reminder.
>>733429618It's an excuse to have thread for the game in question, just like this one. Genuine posts won't get any traction ESPECIALLY if it's well-written and formatted, because the average 4chan poster's attention span is limited to only 10 words.
Are your dirters ready?
>>733430110Thank you! Your feedback is very important to us! Have a nice day!
>>733430151lol no, i dont even know how to train my Oguri and Pasa
>>733429618
>>733430151I haven't even started making parents lol. I took a small holiday break with my umawife for bringing my first plat home, like a honey moon
>>733430151Ive made an a dirt suzuka on my first try, but got fuckall stamina since i didnt make my deck properlyAlso, good news, my Suzuka folder has reached 1k of mostly sfw images!
>>733430260My fuarking clubmate! hows the honeymoon paizuri feel like?
>>733430302How many swimsuit suzuka images do you have? She better be flatter than the flat earth theory diagram
>>733430345We did magic tricks and nothing else anon!
>>733430376I know what you are
>>733429618Culture war demoralization threads. Just ignore that shit.
>>733430402Fuji is more of Asahi Hai FS heh
>>733430361i didnt categorise them THAT much, but there are quite a few some of them guve her a bit of boobs, but it is what it is i guess>>733430376Liar.
>>733430443;-)
>>733430443Made for naizuri
What is the chance of a 3* aptitude spark of proccing anyway? I imagine its like: Some% * aptitude multiplyer, but what are the actual numbers?
>>733430529lul1% at 600, 2% at 1100
>>733430214how should i build them? pls help me trainers
>>733430546I meant, activating during inspiration event, not getting a spark at the end of a run. Also, also, pink aptitude sparks, not blues
>>733430598Another anon told me that: Uf youre making your Oguri a Pace, you need Speed Star and Head on. Id imagine 2 speed 2 wit, riko, and a power card or another wit would make for a good deck
>>733430151I'm still grinding out a dirt parent with Condor. It's not funYou guys reckon it's better to just do parent runs in URA and fuck the bonus to event points from Unity?
>>7334306351% for 1*3% for 2*5% for 3*These are just the base chance with 0 affinity bonus.
>>733430707If youre making parents id presume you will do enough runs to get 1 mil points anyway. Id suggest going to URA and fucking off from the mines as soon as possible
>>733430714Mm, not great. How does affinity affect those, by the way?
>>733429952das rite neigha, they are me and myself who create 600 posts in every /v/ma thread
>>733430151I haven't even begun to build them. I've no parents or even grandparents.
>>733430151My dirt team are mediocre placeholders. Trackblazer is coming. The next CM is a bust. If it were Unity only I would try.
>>733430687what about sparks?
>>733430784
>>733430904Id take full power. Riko is enough to get stamina requirements, you can cap speed with 2 speed cards at 20% growth, so id think that more power would be most beneficial>t. only 1 plat
>>733430831I made a parent for me, but it wound up being a parent for everyone else to use. I only put it up recently but it got bred 80 times yesterday and I'm getting about 30+ new follows a day. I dont even have the energy to train any of my new trainees. I'm just gonna do fan runs for my club.
>>733430990F-... Friendcode?
>>733430990Seiun?
>Last thread was deleted at 620 replies and page 10How can someone be this fucking petty and assblasted? Why didn't xe do it sooner?
>>733431068Kek, give that janny the "missed the thread" award
>>733430784It gives you multiplier to that base chance, but it will count the individual affinity bonuses first to be the multiplier.This is an example. For grandparents, the bonus will be only from the grandparent-parent-trainee compatibility.That means Agnes Digital will have 22 affinity equals to 1.22x multiplier, while Oguri grandparents have 0 affinity, equals to 1x multiplier (no increase).While Grass is the parent, so its individual affinity gets added from both of her grandparent, and the other parent. So her individual affinities would be 30 (Grass-Oguri) + 22 (Digitan-Grass-Oguri) + 0 (Oguri-Grass-Oguri) +29 (Grass-Vodka) with a total of 81, resulting in 1.81x multiplier. This is not factoring the affinity bonus from same races won.That means reds and whites you need are generally better at main parents, since they will have bigger multiplier, meaning better chance.If you want to be lazy at building parents just get the reds and whites you need on main parents, while the grandparents give you the blues.
>>733429618Gaslighting, the premise of the OP establishes a game as being a failure even when it wasn't.
Kingu sex
>>733431280>T backMore like King Pervert
>>733431172Holy! this parent making stuff is deep!on one of the runs is actually gave me 2 dirt sparks during 1 inspiration, but the run was shit.
>>733431319she is a known homewrecker
>>733432000Trips of homewrecking!
chudweek
>>733432000Yet somehow Curren is the one with the NTR allegations
>>733432278I thought that was suzuka?
>>733431068dunno. why are you butthurt?
I miss them, I want to kill more
>>733432403What a weird CM it was
>>733432484Since it was a Casino... Are Sprint plats worth less?
I still don't know what separates a good TT uma from a good CM uma
>third parent run of the day>keep losing random G1s for no reasonGetting sick of this piece of shit glorified slot machine
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
>>733432680>most of my favorite umas run late/end positions>every race there's a non-zero chance of losing because blockedsuffering
>>733432639CM umas may have less stamina than TT umas (say, if youre lowballing stam for 2000m CM, and you get a 2400m race in TT) TT umas prefer to have more gold skills than normal ones, so you might not buy something like THHIn my experience, mediocre skills that have more chances to proc (like rishing gale or beeline burst) are better than good gamble skills (like NSM)But overall, both TT and CM umas have one, the most important thing in common: winning is what matters. Even if a TT uma didnt proc a gold skill or two, but won, its better than a jobber with 6 golds
>>733432867You dont pacemaxx career races? I run ends as pace to not get blockes and fronts as pace to not die from dueling+rushed
>>733432920Not him but how are you supposed to get 1200 spead, enough stamina AND wit to not gas in a any distance but also guarantee gold activations?
>>733430110or what? going to do anything about it? piss your pants? maybe shit a little?
>>733433024Gold skills? Using Rice power gets you Swinging maestro plus cooldown for long races.Also, parent sparks
>>733432985New gaslight just dropped
>>733432627didnt seem like a casino to meloads of lobbies where people didnt even run a single front, i'd say thats on them.
>>733432820stallions actually.
>>733433096No what I meant was how do you get enough stats in TT umas, since they need both capped speed obv, and MORE stamina and wit to not gas in any distance while also activating all their golds (so no 300 wit)
>>733432680>be me>having the absolute GOAT maru run>won every single race>ura finals>for whatever fucking reason, maru decides she doesn't want to win the final ura racegood times
I honestly cant tell if we still have dumbfucks replying to the schizo, or if its him samefagging
how high should a pace chaser have for next CM?
>>733429618They're just trying to bog 4chan down with pol shit
>>733433221right, maybe i should put what in the question...Stamina
>>733430018My daughter is so cool
>>733429618And what's the point of your troonoid gacha thread?
>>733433167They don't need more stamina, gamble on getting short distance tracks and winning big. TT is high roll game. NTA but this is the way.
>>733431172Good info.Are there any tools that calculate all the odds for you given a specific family tree, sparks, and affinity values?
>>733433167She wins against A4 rank teams sometimes
why don't we pool our collective 20 brazillian dollars and buy a share in a syndicate horse? and watch it race
>>733433221>>733433268it's 601 for everyone
>>733433578what would we call said majestic stallion?
>>733433578What can we buy with 7 third world dollars + a bunch of OC lewds?
>weakest parent run inspiration >weakest parent run training
I am one more groundworkless parent run from giving up on CMs forever
>>733433113It might be actually dumb, but thats what i do, honest to god. Fast enough pace rarely gets blocked, stamina in career isnt a problem, i dont see any downsides.
>>733430151I feel like im the only guy with more then enough dirthorses>Oguri>GEE TWO EL CONDOR PASSAS?>Falco>Digi
>>733433731Candle Woods
>>733433850many such cases
Reel it in, Seiun, you ain't Rudolf
I've been using the fukutard card for a while now, but I have never even seen the third event in the chain.
I WANT TO START MAKING PARENTS BUT MY 60 FOLLOW SLOTS ARE FULL AND I DON'T WANT TO CLEAN THEM FOR DIRT ONES REEEE
>>733434039>have dirt umas>train some and move on with your life>no dirt umas>cry about it on /v/Of course you'd get that impression.I can't decide on a team either, I'm spoiled for choice.>oguri>taiki>pasa>damn, TWO uraras>round round uma>digitan>or try mutating any of my other umas into a dirt miler but i have zero dirt sparks
Fun fact, Umamusume A Seiun talked with just before this was actually an early cameo of Deep Impact
>sovless oguri metapick>aptitudewrangled Shichi with dirt S>working on Suzuka dirter (forgot to take Riko, RIP)it honestly is not that bad
>>733434436Hm may e I should try Festive City too, my i itial idea was Haru, Condor and Oguri, but maybe I could drop Oguri and run Shinchi instead to fish for hot springs
>70 pts short of plat 4
>>733430151Hell no. I don't even have parents read. I lost the casino CM and then I didn't get Vourbon after half a spark cutting into my Finemo savings. Decided to take a break after realizing how third rate I truly am.
Did the YouTube anon record the Capricorn Stakes rooms? I didn't save a single one and now they are gone
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>733434885I mean, 'tis the truth
anyone got a decent agenda for haru?
Career ruined
>>733435008Kek, teio mentioned
>>733434039I also have enough to make a cohesive comp but I wish I didn't have to train the mexican.
???
why is everyone mutating Suzuka and not anyone else
>>733435062What about aptitudewrangling somebody into dirt A?
>>733435062I feel you, that last Arima Kinen can fuck you over in surprising ways
>>733435107I'm gonna mutate my wife but I haven't started yet, you'll know when you see it
>>733435107Flattie game, flattie board, flattie website.i also already mutated Shichi
>This CM is bullshit, nothing but a casinoOkay but consider this
Consider the following
>>733435164please give dirt parents
>>733435113I went over every trainee that has E or higher dirt aptitude and Condor was the only one who also has usable strategy aptitudes.
What do you mean "Using Flower"?
>sperg out trying to get an S rank bakushin thinking i'm hard stuck on A+>actually look at my teams for once>bakushin and halo are the only A+well shit, guess i'll be a fanmaxxer then
How do globalbros feel about JP stats going above 2,000 next patch? This is your future.
>>733435256I'm going to pull Flower and use her in my breeding program.
>>733435164>It's OnI'm not taking that on lates for Aquarius.>getting S aptitudesFuck you, die, explode, etc. I made a Shichi parent just for her to have high affection and get better inspirations and so far they've mostly been shit. Starting to wonder if affinity is a gaslight.
This board has had an obsession with schadenfreude since The Old Republic that genuinely tainted the entire community.
>>733435303But didn't they already go up with the introduction of U Stats levels?
>>733434436You should at least borrow MLB Falcon
I imagine this is what Seiunlet did to her when they sparked her during the megabannerOr ex-seiunlets, seiunhavers?>>733435303I'm mostly worried about TT
wait a fucking second this is just an uma thread isn't it?
happy birthday beautiful muscle princess :(
>>733435415Seiunlets is definitely not an accurate name anymore. But it's so iconic though
>>733435405Yes and the current stat cap is 2,000. We are now going beyond that.
>>733435461Yeah, sorry, you can complain about state of the board tho, hell we got a schizo or two who does it every thread
>>7334352361st and 2nd image is mine, 3rd is the borrow, dunno how to copy froend code, but you can find it via chrono i hope. Borrow pare t also had 2+3 dirt sparks
>>733435461It can be anything you want, it's such a nice place to have a discussion about anything
>>733430151I'm too hard-headed to pivot from my initial 3* power 3*turf 3*ura tachyon grandparent that I initially started this month, alas, still fruitless from my endeavor
>>733435408Im borrowing that falco from HIMAlso, 5 mood nlbonus doesnt really matter imo
>>733435502Its alright, anon, she had a good run, decent retirement, it could've been much, much worse
what are you guys doing to celebrate this uma's bday
>>733433519I think there are none for global. Japanese uses a spreadsheet to calculate it, also helps for making the parents you need. Maybe someone can make a translated version of it.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1boLTlkmjA78m-Sl85MAq94gzunIomcDEDyHjdpeiu8Y/htmlview#gid=390735565
Torenah san is sick of her shit
>>733434191it's kino, i dare say
>>733435008Sky hits too close to home as a CM trainer.
>>733435397schadenfreude
>>733435652Idk she's not even in the game yet...
Despite what the text might lead you to believe, her Valentines event is quite sweet
>>733435652blowing loads
>>733435652Lift some iron, I guess, based on fanart she seems like she wouldn't tolerate a slacker Torenah
>>733435796She is though.
>>733435836Do you really think cumming to her would make Gentildonna happy?
>>733435892 On JP, yeah. Global’s like a year behind, that’s probably why anon’s confused. We’re celebrating in the future over here.
>>733430151hell yeah thats my webbum
which umas would do well in the winter olympics?
What the hell? Is the Valentines Day Nishino Flower actually a good card to borrow for Aquarius aces?
>>733435652>when all Thoroughbreds are born on January 1st
>>733435941she's a drawing she has no feelings
>>733436023No, determined descent hits mid race and will be useless
>>733435986Winter NTR!
>>733436086Nutcracker type fit
>>733435239There's few more options but of course if you haven't rolled on uma banners a lot/gotten lucky spooks it can be dire. Hishi Amazon is pretty great in that she can run sprint to long, turf and dirt.
>>733436114"NTR, the Nut Cracker"... Scary!
>haven't bothered making a 9* mile parent for MANT yetPlease tell me there's spark rerolls.
>>733436086>>733436114Looks like a 3 wise men inspiration to me
>None of my followed trainers has an event gacha SSR to borrow yetlazy cheapskates
>>733436181She's king of the gnomes.
>>733436181Ehhh seems a bit loose, other than crown don't see how it would be related to them, does it show more in ult animation?
Falcon is weaker on dirt because you need to raise turf aptitude anyways for career races and those reds are wasted unlike the case of a turf build where you can potentially benefit from surface aptitude S.
>>733436150>S Maru has D Dirthold up, this might be interesting
>>733436169There are two kinds: current run rerolls and past run rerolls. Former will be available permanently at some point, latter will be tied to an event (tachyons lab i believe). From what ive heard itll be held on 1st anni, actually
>>733435986>FAULTS: 99
>>733436181>We~ three kings~ of N-T-R are~
Spe you literally lost every race against her, fuck you mean "Seiun is here too!"?
>>733436240They also follow a star in the bible so that's why I thought it was at least a design choice
>>733436280Smaru+Falco is a very much meta front runner duo for this track.
>>733436240>>733436315The star definitely appears on the ult, could be a coincidence but it would make sense
>>733436437Huh, well fair enough then
>tfw using the TT umas you made to stay in class 6 each weekGroup B of course, but I'm happy taking the easy path.
Guess she didn't like the piggyback comment...
>>733435545I dunno I find it weird how horny you guys are despite the umas not being sexual like at all...
>>733436437If her costume event or the event she's involved in has the actual song in it then it would be obvious
>>733435614true...
Trainer, in his despair, decided to drown himself in front of Seiun
>>733436519Meanwhile i just cycle my CM aces into team trials and only have them refresh when another CM of the same distance arrives
I'm trying to build VBo for the Dirt CM (ignore the fact that I got no dirt procs on any of the inspirations)How am I supposed to survive the Spring Tenno Sho while building Mile?Pic related didn't manage to get 3rd even burning all clocks and I barely survived the Kikuka ShoDo I have to bring stam sparks or a stam card? just Riko doesn't seem to be doing it for me
>>733435586+5% race bonus might matter. Suzuka is starved for SP because her career is mostly G2s.
>>733436647
>>733436728You might need to bite the bullet and buy a single recovery skill, or get stamina to at least 500
Give me an Aquarius teamI'm partial to the Peruvian Mexican American, Haru, and Digitan myselfBut really that might be my only option anywayi dont have a 9*Dirt domestic parent to meme around with a dirt suzuka
>>733436647We are not THAT horny, if you wanna see what that actually looks like the /vg/ guys are mostly dumping porn. At least we keep to discussion here
>>733436647Are you talking about because you haven't seen the gameplay? or because they're not on the level of some of jpegs or camera-centric models of other gachas?
>>733436728This might sound retarded, but run her as a Late for that race. Even with negative wit, she'll have a better chance of surviving than as a Front.
Controversy breeds engagement.
>>733436857Use Gold City instead of Haru.
>>733436857Yeah that seems like a decent lineup, maybe Oguri instead of Haru if you are metafagging, ult might not be of much use, but really, Haru's ult is useless as well and at least Oguri's kit has something of use
>>733437019Trainer breeds Uma.
:(
You will be pulling on her banner, right?
>>733437023>>733437024Gold City is an interesting option i hadn't considered and yeah i guess Oguri running Late would work here tooBut, well, for me it's just Haru's time lolWish i got her NY altI hope converting her (and Digitan) to End Closers would improve their odds
>>733437193Those things are each bigger than her head (and thats a good thing)
>>733437193If the Ardan PR is all going to be off-model garbage then no, I won't
>>733437193Of coursh
>>733437193nopers
There are a lot of cats in her career
>>733436260Why?
>>733437193I'm not pulling on any more umas until July.
>>733437193would if I had an MLB'd fine.
>>733437339GOD OF CATS????
>>733437193definitelyI have 35k saved so far, so I'm safe even if I need to spark
>>733436859It could definitely be worse but still>>733436938No I mean like what the HELL is sexual about pic rel >very conservative outfit that covers everything>no ass>no tits>dorky-ass hairstyle I just don't get it It's like that floor tile Anon to me
>>733437423Some guys are just VERY into flatties
>>733437353Dirt races don't exist.
>>733437193I have a spark with her name on it
:(>>733437405Yeah she got a night owl and I had to bring her to infirmary after Arima Kinen, she did a whole lot of belly rubs and petting to him, so you know
>>733437423You might be homosexual.
>Ardancoomers, just like Transcendfags can only post off-model balloon art and not say anything relevant to her characterTitcowfags are mentally ill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pCX8Z8PQdMRennen Horsen. Almost finnen.
>>733437193No. I don't care about any of the upcoming umas for a long while now. Maaaaybe Nishino for breeding purposes and I'd rather have Inari's alt.
>>733437353NTA, but pure dirt umas like Falco and especially Urara are hamstrung in MANT since the sets of races they can run are limited without lots of pinks and possibly some additional inspiration luck.And the more pink sparks you dedicate to fixing their aptitudes solely for breadth of career race options, the less you have for increasing your odds of proccing inspirations relevant to the CM you're actually building for.
>>733437339>cat character>anon: "gee whiz there sure a lot of cats in this"you're going to be in shock and awe when you get around to playing inumusume's career
>>733437557I'm not sure why Ardan has so much big boob art, she doesn't even break into top 30 for chest size.
>>733437585I see at least 3 umas I want there and I don't know how I'm supposed to save for the important card banners. I am so fucked
>>733437557>just like TranscendfagsYou challenging me, anonymous? But yeah I will admit its a bit hard to find non-titcow art to at least some degree, guess that's the curse of popularity, at least there is always Goma...Anyways check this outhttps://x.com/SevnTwenty/status/2024687959413248345
>>733437714Like I said>Titcowfags are mentally ill
>>733435232SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>>733437773The problem with Transcendfags is that they literally start ERPing every damn time without fail and acting like fucking homos about "bros" it's not good man
Remind me, why did they made an American uma a Japanse trad larper?
>>733437557she's not out yet retard how am I supposed to know anything about her
>>733437557>Why are people drawing a character with huge tits, with huge tits?
>>733437891because of the obvious irony, clearly
>>733437423You're either a raging homo or a female.
And that was Seiun Sky and well, gonna be honest, it had a slow start, it took a bit of time to pick up the pace and unusually her character arc was slow build one and had its climax in a second part of the senior year, but I would say it worked out quite wellSeiun has grown on me, truth be told I didn't really like Seiun, which might explain why she decided to spook me thrice in the megabanner and got to four stars before I ever touched her career, because she is a cat, nevertheless they turned it around in a somewhat slow manner but by the end of the senior year I really did come to like her, I also liked Torenah in her career, his way of acting is notably different from other careers and he does, in fact, mess with Seiun a good few times which was nice to see, her grandpa was also coolAs for her rivals, Kingu was, of course, great and goes through her own arc during the career, also gets really involved to get Seiun out of her slump, very first rate, as to be expected of the best girl. Grass was a decent enough rival I guess, as for Seiun's supposed main rival Spe....uhhh...well...its Spe, look man, what do you want me say? I really hope that anon who claims that her main story chapters will redeem her is rightAnyways now I have one last megabanner umamusume left...Dotoh>>733437628Fair enough but I feel like her going insane and running away with some cat in an event was a bit too on the nose
>>733437557What, did the average Scarletposter not clue you into that already?
>>733436647you know what you are
>>733437928There is a big difference between >>733437714 and >>733437193 but it's not worth derailing the comfy thread. You guys just suck
>>733437193>Medium pace chaser with a really unremarkable-looking kitAlmost certainly not unless her uma story really strongly resonates with meI'm saving for a different Mejiro
Grandma knows!
>Nishino Flower is tiny not because she's just smol but also because she's actually younger than everyone else since she skipped some grades
>>733437873No matter, she will be saved when she comes out, I am sure of it
>>733437891If I was american I'd also want to LARP as a different race.
>>733437193I have titfag fatigue
>no you can't have sexual thoughts about the female bodyIs /v/ma commiefornia all along?
>>733438147You /vg/ trannies really can't see what's wrong with your behaviour?
Valentine Nishino's card event is gonna make me die of diabeetus
>it's another "zero rainbows in ura turns, also nice 4 charged balls you have there, would be a shame if they didn't do anything" episode
>>733437993Next you're gonna tell me Air Groove is small because she isn't in the top 3 breast sizes lmao
>muh /vg/ boogeyman
How do you make your trainee understand that your relationship with her is strictly professional?
>>733438309Next run you won't be able to pop a single bubble before the 1st unity race
Is this based? Or cringe?
>>733438379Is this the arts that just draws misery angst porn without playing the game?
I like underdogs so ardan (and her roomie too) appeals to me since she has glass legs and is a known jobber, bonus points for her looks because she pretty
>>733438416i do not care
>>733438328Air Groove or Ardan don't have tits bigger than their torso, so I don't see your point. Anyways this has gone long enough, back to regular posting
>>733429618>What's the point of these threads?To point out that the OP personally doesn't like the game. They want to have a clever meme-y way to say that, so they create a thread as if we lived in an alternate timeline where the game failed (their preferred timeline)That's the answer. Everyone go home.
>>733438401Fuck you Rice. Also which one do I click? The guts don't really do anything but I don't know how the small bit of power compared to 35 wit.
>Instantly deletedGood
>>733438541more wit is always good for positioning and unless its the end of the run will buy you time to gamba a bomb on a better stat
Neopuritans that have a melty whenever someone posts something slightly lewd are annoyingERPers and coomers that use the threads as fap material are annoyingBoth keep derailing the threads to enforce their personal world view onto others.Can't we just mostly keep it in a tasteful middle?
I'm from /vg/ and I like to fuck real horses
>>733438714Off-topic image-dumping is not a "tasteful middle". You're on the wrong board.
>>733438708It's the last turn of the career. You're probably right though, she'll need wit to stay close to the pace blob. I'll just take wit.