Look at the new XBOX CEO engaging with the community!
Aw she's trying
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>>733522151kek she really has no idea what she's getting into
it's like a retarded dog trying its best to do some tricks
>>733522151>asha saar
>>733522151lets hear your 3 favorite games first miss saaar
she's probably taking notes for future interviews
>>733522151Red dead redeemer
Does anyone remotely believe this?
>>733522151well, /v/? what are your top 3 greatest games ever?
>>733522151
Good morning Ms. Asha Maam Sir,There’s no single “correct” top 3, but if we’re talking about influence, design quality, innovation, and lasting impact, these are three games that consistently rise to the top:1) The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of TimeWhy it’s great:Revolutionized 3D adventure design – Z-targeting became a blueprint for 3D combat systems.World structure & pacing – The time-skip mechanic and dungeon progression created a sense of epic scale.Musical integration – The ocarina wasn’t just flavor; it was core gameplay.Impact:It set the standard for 3D action-adventure games for decades. You can trace its DNA in countless modern titles.2) Super Mario 64Why it’s great:Defined 3D platforming – Fluid movement, camera control innovation, open-ended level design.Pure mechanical excellence – Mario’s movement still feels tight and expressive.Design philosophy – “Learn by playing” through intuitive level layouts.Impact:Nearly every 3D platformer owes something to this game. It was the proof that 3D gaming could truly work.3) The Witcher 3: Wild HuntWhy it’s great:Narrative depth – Side quests often outshine main plots of other games.Moral ambiguity – Decisions rarely have clean outcomes.World-building – A living, breathing world packed with meaningful content.Impact:It raised the bar for open-world storytelling and side quest quality across the industry.
It's over.
>>733522151Nooooooo not a gamer girl that's actually passionate about games nooo save me Ni-Pajeetman!
look at this AI reply LMFAO
>>733522297good morning
>>733522287random ass picks
>>733522287Rare, whatever happened there?
>>733522358Poop covered hands typed this
>>733522287>HaloOk, which one? And there is no fucking way she has ever even played Goldeneye.
>>733522151Is this bitch even realIs this first ever AI CEO
>>733522151Violated Heroine. The heroine gets violated.
>>733522353(they will not go back to xbox exclusives at all)
>>733522151About on par with phils hello fellow gamers schtick he did for the last 10 years
>>733522353>please more Halo Forza Gears Fable
>>733522408
>>733522408>Thanks Logan. DM me>Her DMs were never open
>>733522408This is literally how Indians even talk. Even the more intelligent ones. You literally have to train them to not speak like this.
>>733522402Goldeneye was the go to console shooter with friends before halo. Everyone played that shit
>>733522287>>>>>Valheimfucking HUH? A game instantly abandoned for months if not years after it's initial release success?
What the hell.She can barely form a short sentence in english.
>>733522353The only message she will hear from this is buy more AAA studios and make them xbox exclusive. Not develop cool interesting games.
>>733522541Bro she was 6 when Goldeneye was released.
>>733522541There is no fucking way in hell this cunt played it nor any other video games. She's reading off a list that some cunt in the office gave her.
>>733522151linkedin ahh post
>>733522408it's all just marketing, they probably had a week of meetings about how "she" should respond to each of the game accounts
>>733522287the three dudes in bangalore that are handling this account must be thrilled
>>733522151This is physically painful.I haven't cringed this hard in a while.
>>733522151>fourth worlder with broken english gets to be ameriCEOi dont want to live on this planet anymore
>>733522592She's a CEO. They don't have to speak English, they speak Business. It's just a bunch of buzzwords strung together into performative word salad, used to fulfill a ceremonial purpose or respond to others' word salad. None of it has any meaning because it doesn't have to, these people don't do any work or serve any real purpose. They're like modern-day priests performing rituals believed to bring prosperity, that's all. LinkedIn is where this language develops.
>>733522402>nobody played the best selling FPS of the 90sBro that's probably one of the most believable answers someone in their late 30s could give.How are you getting caught up on Goldeneye and Halo and not fucking Valheim?
She's just scamming like all indians do.Probably got AI or some fat nerd to write these for her.
>>733522287What she means is the favorite games of the male members of groups she's been around
Honestly it's times like these I appreciate Doug Koopa never tried to replicate Reggie fils Aime's shtick. They did the Bowser gag once at E3 and then he just stayed behind the scenes letting actual PR and ad teams do their jobs.Similarly Furukawa has zero presence outside of Nintendo's financial stuff and defers Iwata's old job of leading Nintendo Directs to Koizumi, who has a lead role in EPD and a long storied history in game development.Frankly I think we're not totally blameless. There was a very weird push by various company fanbases to try to turn every CEO or studio lead into a company equivalent to Reggie. And if they didn't have their own specific idiosyncracies like Todd Howard it just came off as rehashing the script.
>>733522880Why would someone ask copilot to write in broken English?
>>733522297>>733522297push ASAP for GORGEOS LOOKS!
>>733522932>Frankly I think we're not totally blameless. There was a very weird push by various company fanbases to try to turn every CEO or studio lead into a company equivalent to ReggieI really never understood the obsession with having suits do this shit or even having a "community manager". Just make the games and shut up.
>>733522859Honestly Valheim is to me more believable than the other 2. It's at least a modern game that actually still has a playerbase.
>>733522628bitch no one played games when they first came out we were all poor and god them second hand after the next gen came out
>>733522408she has chatgpt on the next tab telling her what quippy things to write.
>>733522151https://x.com/asha_shar/status/2025269135517917261Bruh
>>733522698>a list that some cunt in the office gave her.Let's be real, this is a microsoft executive. She had copilot type the whole thing.
>>733522353
>>733523105>She had copilot type the whole thing.in broken english?
she should show her pussy
>>733522287Holy pickme
>>733522151Good morning shar.
>>733523182They don't have experience with the Indian menace my friend. Soon they will understand though....soon.
Are we certain this woman actually exists as a being of flesh? Is there footage of her at any old events?
For me it's:1. Call of Duty (classic shooter, lots of fun)2. Fortnite (shooter with a twist and gameplay really packs a punch)3. Minecraft (creative, charming, lots of depth)Cant go wrong with the classics. Also I have a loaded gun in my mouth. Goodbye
>>733522942>ask copilot to write in broken Englishcopilot is already one of the worst ais, so you don't have to ask it.
>>733523069LOL what? You think she came from a poor family? Yes I'm sure she was playing Goldeneye as a 7 or 8 year old with all her female girlpower friends.
>>733523182she uses SaarPilot
Women moment or jeet moment?
>>733523332Wow she even knows of Makoto from Persona 5. What a gamer.
This is all intentional, right? Why not just skip a few steps and end Xbox for once and for all?
>>733522353I'll never understand console drones and their obsession with greedy corporate practices like exclusives which don't benefit them in any way
>XBOX IS DEAD RIP HAHAHAthey still make millions retards and will continue too
>>733522151it's a PR team + microsoft's AI. this bitch doesn't even run the account
>>733522287Did she state which Halo game? Surely not Halo: CE
>>733522151I think its cool she wants to connect with us, gamers.FOr me I like1 - FIFA - epic fun!!!2 - Roblox - it has so many epic modes!!!3 - Fornite
>>733522151Zelda Ocarina of TimeMetal Gear Solid 1Resident Evil 4 (the original not the remake)No xbox games lol.
shes a gamer
>>733522151spencer fooled xboneheads for a decade because he wore vidya tshirts during conferences
>>733523487>zeldayou're gay
>>733522628I was playing goldeneye when I was 6 years old.
>>733523478She meant Halo 5
>>733523520OOT and MM are the only Zelda games I liked. I don't like the franchise as a whole just those 2 games.
>>733522628...and?
>>733523507Those the only games she owns?Fucking pathetic, all modern slop
>>733522151I would Asha her Sharma
>>733522297What the actual fuck did she mean by this
AI (Actually Indian) ahh moment
>>733523602you are still gay
>>733522297please do the needfull
>>733523507don't fuck with her, she's close to levelling up
[Just Confirmed] Xboxtards are the subhumans responsible for spamming /v/ with twitter screenshot threads.
>>733523602Tranny
>>733523507So a month ago she hired a full time intern to start playing games for her? Kek...
>>733522287>>733523332>>733522362Looking at her posts it's either a clueless intern or AI asked to be relatable but respond in short sentences to avoid fuckups like including an em dash in the reply, which would fit since she was head of the AI division
>>733523507>wordamentshe's trying to learn I see
Castlevania IIIFallout New VegasFinal Fantasy VII
Wood berry
Wow so organic
Would you unironically interact with those subhumans on X? No shit she uses AI or AI
At this rate someone will make pic related but with her
>>733522297
>>733522151>greetings fellow gamers
>>733522151Pac-ManSuper Mario 64Rapelay
>>733524112BLOCKS YOUAh the sacred free speech bastion of democracy! Beloved X! I love X, follow me at uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>733522628...out of 10!
>>733524152What is a sort code?
>>733523507Interesting, I see she enjoys a good atmosphere
>>733522151Well, dealing with angry wagies is the only skill she has for being ceo
>>733522151I know! I know! 1. My Big Dick in Your Mouth 2. Sweltering Summer: Pajeeta Edition3. Captivated by White Man's Cock
>>733522151wow, her assistant is putting in the work with these low-effort 2017 engagement questions
>>733522541India's population was below 1bn when Goldeneye released, nobody in their country had internet access. By The Way.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/asha-sharma-new-xbox-ceo-is-a-natalist-who-believes-that-ai-can-improve-fertility-rates-will-my-son-have-classmates-in-the-future.1442539/
>>733523507It's a corporate account, like it was with Larry Hryb, who played 24/7
>>733523034About 20 years ago, executive leadership became far more visible in the public eye and combative with workers, all to juice share prices for their own compensation bumps. Conglomerates built on monstrous estates of interconnected business lines were gradually gutted and slashed to promote price bumps on shares, at the expense of profitable lines of business.The net result is a (mostly) American business model predicated on Celebrity C-Suites doing highly visible things (on various social media and traditional gossip rags) while those doing the hard work of creating value are shunted into offices and paid less compared to productivity gains over time. It shouldn’t be a surprise that social media and the internet have supercharged this, especially with groups like YC, Softbank, a16z, and other VCs splashing out Capital on flash over substance, exploitation over business fundamentals, “disruption” over societal and even business benefit
>>733524375The jeet is faking obviously, but in the before times people played splitscreen lil bro
>>733522287Valheim is the biggest self report and loss of cred, jesus christ.
Lmao she's literally doing the Indian tactic of farming engagement on twitter even as an executive of one of the biggest companies on earth. They really are all like that aren't they?
>>733524415Her ex colleagues complained she only talks in buzzwords, saying AI can fix birthrates is typical jeet drivel
>>733522287>GoldeneyeI instantly lose any trust I had in a person when they say this is one of their favorite games. It's such a meme answer, and almost certainly a lie. The "my favorite movie is Citizen Kane" of favorite games.It runs at single digit framerates and has the worst controls known to man. Nobody who says it's a favorite of theirs has actually played it in the last 20 years.>b-but "I" played it recently, and I still liked it!!Don't care you're wrong and also retarded
>>733523507>>733522287lmao pathetic list is pathetic. here's mine. i'm proud of it and will die arguing on this hill.
>>733524253>Hey copilot, generate me a cool epic gamer profile picture that will be popular with the nerdsShe's not interested in anything. This whole thing is a fake persona generated and most likely even played by AI
>>733522287 for me it's the mcchicken
>>733522408I hope this is Copilot and Microsoft genuinely believes this is going to be a "wow, it's so human" moment.
>lil broYour bug race has had three generational cycles in the time it took for me to come of age. Please fuck off of my board and language.
Asha needs to be flushed
Who cares about a ceo's favorite games? Its not her job to play them or be a game dev
>>733524415Microshaft is so fucking over
>white man runs company into dirt>Indian has to rebuild>/v/ can't handle because only whites can save the joke writes itself
*nuclear holocausts your entire console business after 360 actually became a household name*They literally NEVER recovered.
>>733522408Thanks Anon. DM me what's top of mind
Eh close enough, welcome back Tay
>>733522408>what's top of mindBLOODY BITCH MADAME SAAR
>>733524718They got the Kinect success at the wrong time, pushed them into launching at $499 as it was just like oh we have to include that and also do the TV TV TV.
>>733522408>extroverts being extroverts>just making meaningless noisegrim future ahead of us
>>733524718phil spencer and this chucklefuck did more damage to the xbox brand than sony hack did during the ps3 eraamazing
>>733522408>DM me what's top of mindyou know, after years of having to waddle around with you fags forcibly pretending to be ESL for (you)'s with shit like "boughted", it's incredibly shocking on how PURE and RAW real ESL power is.
SOMEONE SIT DOWN AND GET THIS BITCH TO DO AN INTERVIEW IMMEDIATELYWe already know Xbox is literally dead if everyone is jumping ship and they're putting this literally who in charge but please give us some hilarious interview clips at least before it's all over.
>>733524668meant for>>733524482
"She" talks exactly like most schizos on 4chan
>>733524951
>>733524713>Indian has to rebuild>zero experience working video games >only AI and even that she doesn’t have much experiencePajeet you dumbass benchod, every Indian run company is being run into the ground. And none of them built these massive corporations. Just appointed by kikes because they’re easy to control. Xbox is going to go even lower than it was previously.
>>733524957She'll be there for 2 years before she gets a smell of how bad the failure is and jumps ship to Google or some AI start up.
>>733525000Let me tell you about the space aliens and their interdimensional allies, and of the interstellelar wizard alliance. It would be common knowledge but the masquerade renders these other worlds as fiction.
>>733525045sneed harder cumskin
>>733522151>>733522287>>733522297>>733522353>>733522362>>733522408>>733523507Absolutely incredible intersection between clueless woman trying to fit in and AI responses based on Google analytics.>>733523332This is what ChatGPT and other similar AI always post when they are "sarcastically" responding to you calling them a bot. Literally every time.
>>733522151>unironically makes more than xbox by twitter indian postingThey're saved!
I would own up to it. "I'm actually working! This is my auto-responder and it's a trained human. Go easy on it." But let's import the third world and let the biggest scammer win. America!
>tfw no indian ceo girl boss gamer gf to plays games with and take care of me
>>733522362How fucking retarded do you have to be to not understand that gamers who are perma online will instantly see a reply is AI based on the wording and her background. Worst start possible.
>>733522151>gets to be CEO as fall guy>has no idea what to do and just talks to gamers to figure out something>just does want gamers want>revives xbox when microsoft thought it was about deadThat would be so funny. I hope this happens.
>>733524594Butthurt fag. It's my favorite game and you suck at vidya since you think it has "the worst controls known to man". It also has controls you can customize, but since you're also low IQ and most likely underage you never figured that out either.
>>733525318Don't care you're wrong and also retarded>you're dumb>you're underagedNot arguments either.
>>733525114Hey Suhkdeep, good for you that you and your low caste villagers finally got internet. The cow shit cookies I made are being delivered to you as I type. I pray to Vishnu that you learn how to use a toilet soon. My cats had no issue with the litter box. It was instinctive. You’ll figure it out soon I’m sure.
Somebody post about Hentai games and bait an AI reply
>>733522408kek
>>733525364>the mayo cries out in fear as he strikes youmany such cases
Does anyone even own an xbox?It's such a bizarre thing to me. That piece of shit still exists and has like three different consoles out right now but i am yet to come across a human being actually owning one.
>>733524203kek
>>733525484>the little dick poo cries as you ask him to use the loo
>>733525484That makes no sense for that reply. You really are esl
>>733522287She probably doesn't even know what Halo is
>>733525638He’s a butthurt Indian struggling with the fact he’s an international joke.
>>733525389Post top 3 games:Sengoku RanceKarryn's PrisonHuniePop
cope however you wantyou still lose jobs to uscause we do it better than you for a fraction of the costgaming is ours
>>733525360You made similar arguments, so yes you are low IQ. Thank you for proving it. Also you can customize the controls which you obviously couldn't figure out because you're an idiot and shit your diaper and decided others were wrong, lol.
>>733522230Comparing indians to retarded dogs is insulting towards retarded dogs.
>>733525567They sold 30 million, you have to remember there was a period where they were selling series S for $199 before Satya told them they needed 30% profit margin on everything
>>733522151boku no picoboku no pico - pico x chicoboku no pico - pico x coco x chico
>>733522552Didn't they just update it and show the next area teaser
so this is the new person in gaming we're pretending to care about?
>>733525996Dang, they beat Dreamcast and NGC.Watch out sonybros, we're coming for you!
>>733525236life is the sufferings saar
>>733526027No, but we can laugh at it.
>>733522297DONG DING Wow, hot what a baabhawhaat!
>>733522408Twitter should be nuked along with every single person that uses it
>>733525958>You made similar argumentsNo I didn't. I said they are liars, because the game runs at single digit framerates and has shit controls. Those are facts, not desperate insults like your post.>You can customize the controlsThey're still shit even on Solitaire or whatever the fuck. Try and get ANYONE who has not played Goldeneye before to play it (original hardware), they will hate it, they will think it fucking sucks, and this will be a universal outcome.>lol.Now you're getting really desperate.
>>733525318It was a decent game when it came out.Thats all there is to it. If it came out today, itd get shat on
>>733526129I can tell you tried to play the game on an emulator and couldn't figure it out and it filtered you. Just let it go, you got worked by an all time classic game. It's over.
If I were in the indian CEO seat I'd post this exact image over and over again to each reply
>>733524615>i'm proud of it and will die arguing on this hill.Argue about what games YOU like? Are you mentally retarded?
>>733525567Everyone I know who isn't a dedicated Nintendo fan has switched to Xbox over the years. It's kind of funny watching the brand fail because these were the sort of people who keep going on and on about Nintendo's failures and how they wish Nintendo would go third party.
>>733526278>conjecture, assumptions, and more passive aggressionDesperate
they always start as well intentioned but they eventually have to make difficult decisions that hurt the consumerlets see how long that happy attitude lasts
>>733526127It's almost unusable now, any big account is full of bot replies and the occasional dumb fuck who doesn't understand it's all bots saying "that was diabolical" or whatever zoomer tiktok phrase
>>733526235Why would I care about that? Zoomers are really retarded and need popular concessus in order to enjoy things, huh?
>>733526438would you say the internet is... cooked [skull emoji]?
>>733526416Their business plan is already laid out for the next 2 years: port everything, increase price of game pass again, release Magnus at $1500. She's the fall guy and will fuck off before 2029
>>733526413>PCfagYes, I know exactly what (You) are. Since you're crying about frame rates when the game is perfectly playable. Keep denying that I'm calling you out for what you are. I know it bothers you.
>>733522151She will drain all the life and money of Xbox to spew their globalist propaganda and when there is only a corpse left they will still use it to mock and deride their userbase.Asha uses all.
i have literally never liked any xbox exclusive games. everything xbox has ever done has been a detriment to console and pc gaming. Remember games for windows live? i don't even know why i'm following this or posting in this thread
>>733526694She can drain all the life out of me if you catch my drift.
>>733524951This is how you learn most of /v/ never interacted with real ESLs, they will see a minor spelling mistake and sperg out about it to win an argument but when a real jeet or SEAnigger enters the thread they are completely blind to it
>>733522151>I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY IT'S NOT A WHITE GUYActual mental illness shit
>>733526127it's literally 4chan bro
>>733526694If youre still an xboxfag after 2014 you deserve to be mocked
FUCK TWITTER SCREENCAP THREADS
>>733522151Kek. All her posts read like a mix of AI and mindless jeet babble. This is what at least 50% of posts on the internet are like these days. Jeets and AI pretty much killed any chance of having a good discussion about anything. Even /pol/ is like this now.
>>733522151What are the chances these tweets are AI
>it's ai if you use proper grammar and speak like an educated personif there's no clanker dash it's not ai retards
>>733526985Even if they’re not, speaking to an Indian about anything is basically like interacting with a soulless AI anyway. Just one that’s really retarded.
by the way, managing positions are absolutely not about knowing anything about the actual product, it's about managing humans which requires a very different skill setthe fact that she has never managed anything gaming related means nothing at all
She'll make more money in a year than this entire thread will in multiple lives Why cope
>>733527014>>733527085>>733527101good morning
>>733526468Doom2 already shat on it you pretentious faggot.But you've never played neither of them judging by your desperate attempts to project your zoomer status onto others
>>733527150it's almost 3pm
>>733527150She will make 100x your life earnings in a month
AI CEO
What could Asha do to make you guys love her?
>>733527228Not be Indian.
>>733527228pornactual answer? real xbox handheldmake game pass less shitmake good gamesacquire good studios
>>733527101Oh no how terrible she's making more than me! Shes making more than 20k a month! My hourly pay is better than hers tho
>>733527182congratulations. i'm happy with my current income.
>>733527228destroy microsoft
>>733527014Its AI, but not an LLM, its "actually Indian".
>>733527308>acquireshalom
>>733527210>paid to play video games on the CEO mistress' XboxImagine...
>>733527228Kill Microsoft from the inside, she's doing a fantastic job so far
>>733527228If she takes down XBOX I will love her for the rest of my life!
>>733527167>Doom2 already shat on itI've played that game, it's a worse version of Doom 1. It didn't shit on anything except the legacy of Doom 1. Horrible sequel with terrible levels by Sandy "Shit" Petersen.>yes! closet full of hitscanners! EPIC!You're a faggot with zero taste. I play good games, while you fanboy for your platform.
>>733522353Dey hear you now?
>>733526985I think this woman might not even exist at all. I think the AI jeets invented the first robot CEO, which they will eventually worship and ascend to be their god.
>>733524916You're an ungrateful retard, Ms always were like one step from closing the console business. Xbox360 survived only because Balmer greenlighted the exchange of bricked consoles for free. Xbox one survived only because Phill made a new strategy for investors insted of TV
>>733527228Bankrupt Microsoft kek
>>733527483you're championing losersnever forget that
>>733527476We'll know by Summer Games Fest when they most likely will show her talking to the camera, unless you're telling me in 4-5 months we won't be able to tell the difference anymore.
I mean alot of them aren't time consuming scores.
>>733527210So everything was decided long ago
ALREADY GONE
>>733527580still using internet explorer anon?
>>733523507HAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHASHAHSADSAFJHSDFBNBFDINIDFB
I can understand getting into a choice position because you're a soulless husk/sociopath/good at sucking dick or whatever, but how do you get to the top of a company without being able to write? The entire job is solely to write meaningless drivel, at some point you have to get better just through repetition
>>733527210I already miss Phil who was actually seen in games online and responded to messages.
>>733522151MEET N FUCK KINGDOM
>>733527630it took me 5 hours to load the page, sorry
>>733525567I bought an Xbone over a decade ago for Halo 5... needless to say, it wasn't long before I sold it lmao. Loved my original Xbox and 360 though. Have no interest or need for whatever the current Gen Xbone is. Dead console, dead brand. Everyone I knew in high school and college that played exclusively on Xbox switched to Playstation and PC last gen.
>>733527580She was the superior and better looking brown girl. The pooja is such a downgrade visually.
>>733527447Nice spergout.Shame that being a contrarian doesnt make you an interesting person.You're obviously a plebbitor desperately trying to fit in with your shit takes
>>733527784In what universe? The jeeta is hot. Sarah looked like a cross between Kamala Harris and Obama's "wife".
>>733522151Imagine a world without jeets, jews and chinks
>>733527873it's funny that you think anything would changethe problem is not any specific raceit is all humans period
>>733527864>the jeeta is hotSure, saar, sure. Even Richard Nixon noted that black women are often more attractive than poojas. You’re not a good looking people.
>>733522408She can barely speak a word of English. There was a thread about her on the front page yesterday and some anon linked a thread to a forum, in where some anonymous employees from Microsoft and Meta (her previous job) were talking about their experiences working under her, and it appears that she not only barely speaks a lick of English, everything that comes out of her mouth are nothing but marketing buzzwords.
>>733528013Imagine a world without white people
>>733524951>>733526793SAAAAR what's top of mind saaardm in box now saar mind top
>>733528118fair point i see what you mean now
>>733528118That is already a reality. It's called India.
>>733522151What a dear
>>733522552Still has a lot of players. Its my favorite survival craft game
>>733528013No pretty sure it used to be fine
>>733527817>Nice spergoutYou brought up Doom 2, retard. It's a spergout when I stay on topic? Plenty of anons think Doom 2 is a unfinished game. Literally 1 new weapon, kek.
>>733524594>Nobody who says it's a favorite of theirs has actually played it in the last 20 years.Or it's the only game they've played in the last 20 years.
>>733528235This is like confessing to a scat fetish
>>733524112No one is more subhuman than an indian
>>733525567I have three. the xbone managed to become my main source of entertainmet for almost a decade. I consider it an underrated console. don mattrick fucked its release hard.
>>733528265Amazing how retro games have ass blasted morons who eat modern slop up like this, so hard. Go back and grind your dailies and battle passes.
>phil retires>his expected backfill resignedthey just hired a blackie so when xbox eats shit they can scream racism at the chudites.
>>733527653Phil ran Xbox into the fucking ground. Stop this delusion. He's not your gaming buddy, he was as much of a gamer as Reggie and Gabe Newell, which is to say not at all. Stop trying to make lame ass businessmen into "muh heckin' wholesome console brand mascot!", especially when they literally tank said brand and destroy everything it once had going for it.
>>733524439Larry Herb was a legit autist that just gamed all day when he wasn't doing his random weekly little bullshit showcase thing. And he played a ton of cool games too, guy had good taste. This bitch, howeverbeit, only plays basic slop.
>>733522297I like how the former Microsoft AI chief has such enormous faith in the technology she'd rather write her own ESL tweets rather than have ChatGPT do it for her
>>733528181Genuinely how do people live like that? I'm sure there are plenty of young people in the country to roll up their sleeves and clean shit up. Whether you're rich or poor, there's no excuse for lack of basic hygiene.
>>733528181They've always lived in filth and squalor since forever. Since way before the British colonized them.
Why does xbox even exist anymore?
>>733528370>blackieshe’s a brahmin indian you retard. she’s literally more aryan than anyone on this shit board will ever be.
This is how xbox dies
>>733528667SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>733528504Their culture is literally about being lazy and dwelling in filth. They worship cows. They EAT cow poop. They dump all their dead bodies in their rivers right next to where they swim and take their monthly baths. Their vile habits and behaviors are culturally ingrained, and it is essentially impossible for an individual to break that on a societal level. Which is why some try to flee to the West so they don't have to live like that... only to end up having all 300 of their siblings and cousins who are like that follow and start shitting up the US/Canada/Europe/Australia
>>733522408this isn't even a person replying. it's just AI. how fucking insane is this?
>>733524909They forced the Kinect because the government who does fund microsoft just want surveillance cameras in everyone's home/
>>733527556>plays more than the average /v/irginApologize NOW
>>733528667same shit different toilet
>>733522151Part of me wishes she proves everybody wrong and XBOX becomes somehow amazing.
>>733522297bloody blade basterd bitch!
>>733527556Gone Homo, Firewatch, and Edith Finch are each 2 hour long walking sims. Takes absolutely no time at all to beat and 1000g those.
do you guys ever feel like scumbags just hating someone because of what they were born as? spencer was objectively terrible for xbox. you don't know if she will be good or not
>>733522287Sh-she… she’s being told what to say, isn’t she?It’s over.
>>733528461Larry Herb was a fake character.
>>733529013>do you guys ever feel like scumbags just hating someone because of what they were born as?No.
>>733527556Someonne force this person to play Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 pls
>>733522151>Ok guys, list your favorite games... and GO!Holy facebook.
>>733529013I don't hate her for being Indian I don't hate her at allI just find it suspicious that she showed up out of nowhere and got the job whereas the woman who was set up as Phil's successor bailed
>>733527550Microsoft has been trying to make holograms for over a decade now, for the military. I suspect they have successfully done it to a convincing enough degree to pull off something like fooling a live audience and stream viewers into thinking a projection of an AI woman on a stage is real. The time for implicitly trusting anything that comes out of tech companies is long past.
>>733529013it's always morally correct to hate south asians. not even other asians consider them asian.
>>733522713You're on 4chan you can say ass
>>733529013Phil said it best when he said they lost the most important generation to win. If you win the digital library generation (Xbone/PS4), you basically win all generations going forward. He was captain of a sinking ship and made the best decisions for the health of video games, most importantly, bringing everything you possibly can to PC.
>>733529063Yeah, she probably has an entire team of pop culture specialists to tell her that she likes to drink Tab, play Robotron and listen to Duran Duran.
>>733529165I think she jumped ship because she knows it's about to get bad and wants absolutely no part in being blamed for it.
>>733522408>DM me what's top of mind
so the US is literally all just jeets and bots nowadays huh
>>733522552Even if that is/was true the fact doesn't provide it from being potentially bussing as fuck.
>>733529384And Jewish pedophiles.
>>733529013It's not hate. It's fatigue. We've tried hard to give them a chance, but they aren't beating the stereotypes. They make fools out of themselves without us doing anything.
>>733529269Oh please, Phil Spencer did irreparable damage to the gaming industry on top of destroying Xbox. He literally killed dozens of studios with his retarded buyout schemes. Taking control of Bethesda and Activision and then shutting down half of their studios or throwing out their IP's has been the most cancerous and disastrous thing imaginable.
>>733529074?He's a real person, dude, where is this going?
>>733522151Jackie Chan StuntmasterJackie Chan AdventuresJackie Chan DC Racing
>>733528461I never understood his role. I only remember him announcing the games with gold each month and he even acted as a reporter on site when they found the ET landfill. that was weird but also cool. could be a legit nerd.
damn
>>733529613I think we call that a PR/marketing spokesperson. Most anons are probably correct that he was basically playing a "hey there fellow gamers" kind of role.
>>733522151Wait... nah, waaaaaait tho... she ain't just some suit, she's an actual gamer? Xboxbros... am I crazy or is the future looking pretty damn bright about now?
>>733522297Why does she talk like a FOB jeeta but she was born in Wisconsin and has a thick Wisconsin accent?https://youtu.be/WbjedY3vNew
>>733528227Meanwhile, history says otherwise. Everybody of every race warred against their own kind and caused problems for each other.
>>733528814what's top of mind, saaar
>>733522287For me its the Mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich.
this bitch is fake.https://xboxgamertag.com/search/amrahsahsaher profile only goes back ONE MONTH for a GAMERTAG. Other users have shit from 10 years ago.
>>733529821You can take the jeet out of jeetland, but you can't take the jeetland out of the jeet.
>>733528262>But my fellow based anons said that doom2 bad!!Outed yourself right there
>>733523452aww, suddenly exclusives are le bad huh ninjeet
So this is how Xbox ends, not with a bang but a whipper
>>733529705>I think we call that a PR/marketing spokespersonNah, that guy was way too boring to be a proper spokesman. He still seems like a nerd, but the interesting kind. The kind of nerd that puts himself offline to play singleplayer games.
>>733522287>Woman>Favorite game >2 fpsKekaro
>>733524415Look at those eyes.Theres no driver behind the wheel.Christ, I see despair and frustration behind the eyes of your avg retail worker or janny and apathy or content behind tradesmen and most other jobs. Hell even soldiers deployed have something still left.But what the fuck is it with code monkeys and corpo fucks that leave them absolutely soulless. You'd think they were absolutely beaten and abused severely as children as the only other people with that same soulless eyes are serial killers and repeat offenders in prison mugshots. And before you say itd psychopathy or sociopathic tendencies even some killers like Ted Bundy had some twinkle in their eyes hence why they could be charismatic and get people to follow them. Same with Politicans and leaders. They actually have some semblance of humanity that gets people to follow and believe their words.But these fucks give credence to the alien reptiles conspiracies. But I know the real reason is these people are absolutely doped to the gills on Adderall, stims and other mental meds. If you have adhd legit than its widely different but 99.9% of these fucks just lied for a script and popped em like candy for crunch time and study cramming in school and work. But it inflates your ego like a blimp, it makes you ramble incoherent word salad while they think it as eloquence and deep thought. That ego continues to inflate to the point of God and Messiah complex. They start to see people and society as numbers to plug into an equation and everything in life as a formula WHILE they delude themselves into thinking its trailblazing societal defining work.Take a look at the insanity they have here.https://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdfThese "people" are dangerous. Very dangerous. Its not about right or left. They need to be put against the wall for humanity's sake.
>>733530098Yep, pretty much. The next Xbox console is gonna be a literal PC with custom hardware engineered by AMD, kinda like the Steam Machine but absolute dogshit instead and riddled with bloatware and spyware.
>>733529269he bought dozens of studios and then did absolutely nothing with them or mismanaged them so bad the few games that did come out were absolute trash
>>733530347is that any different from the vast majority of the industry anymore?
>DM me whats top of mindyou'd think indians wouldn't be stupid enough to use AI slop for communications 1 day after becoming CEO.SAAR
>>733530001I love how it's implied to be a CEO you need achievements and gamer score. It's literally impossible to win with gamers, unless it's some cringe shit like a new CEO literally named Bowser
>>733530330I feel like the end game for all consoles will be just to be a more user friendly PC with easier to do upgrades. Yes I know PC upgrades are easy but most people don't understand how terrified people are to open their hardware.
>>733530420doing that when you are already leagues behind isn't the smart decision
>>733530437why would you give an instacart jeet retard a gaming CEO jobthis bitch is far worse than Phil.
>>733522628Holy fuck this board just keeps getting shittier.
>>733530485I didn't say I welcome her, I was saying it's an impossibility to "win" gamers over
>>733522408kek. Xbox is truly fucked this time
>>733522507wonder if a gigachad could get her nudes
>>733522628You mean you weren't a child when you unwrapped a N64 and got Goldeneye?
>>733524951>>733526793>i have a doubt>quick call?>i will connect in some time>kindly revert
>>733530547usually in life, you hire people with skills relevant to the job. this is an AI jeet with literally no industry experience. and their resume is awful.
>>733522552It's not abandoned, the devs are just VERY slow and lazy. They've added a decent amount of content since the initial release.
>>733530547Gamers are more racist than Hitler and they adore Reggie Fils-Aimé so anything is possiible
>>733529821seriously if she's american and speaks english what the fuck is happening with those tweets?
>>733524415>being someone who has kids is an insult in white culturelol wtf is wrong with you freaks? like damn yea she's a jeet but at least she isn't in a death cult
>>733530675To be fair, Nintendo fans aren't racists (or known to be such), and non-Nintendo fans don't have any real fascination with Reggie other than citing some memes here and there
Jai Hindi, Xbox will reign supreme once more saars.
>>733529821Some boomers speak American but doesn't mean they can type a proper email or text message, not that I'm saying she is an American boomer
>>733530675Reggie had enthusiasm for games and wasn't a worthless AI pajeet
>>733530675If Reggie was appointed today you'd have 50 threads on /v/ crying DEI and calling him a nigger
so are they going to reverse their game pass premium decision or not?
>>733530547I'd be won over by a CEO if they had every gears of war achievement
>>733530774>Nintendo fans aren't racists>throw a temper tantrum anytime someone asks for Nintendo to create a black characterok>>733530958We had those threads back then and still adored him
>>733530958Had Half Life or TF2 released today, /v/ would be in flames too.Imagine a mixed race protagonist in the big 2026 omg
>>733526127Thanks to Elon there are no more humans still using it
>what's top of mindWe are witnessing the birth of a A New Anti-jeet Meme.
This is the funniest shit I've seen all week
>>733524615basically populargames.jpg
>>733527210>29 games in one monthlol nobody does that. i'm a shut-in neet who plays games all day and i've played like 5 different games this month.or she's the kind of person that plays 1 hour of a game, tells herself "I've now played that game" and hop onto the next one. which is arguably worse
>>733531042Actually I am reminded of Little Tom on miiverse so maybe I'll take it back
>>733528093>>733524951i don't think she's ESL.she doesn't even have an accenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbjedY3vNew
>>733530259Don't act like we don't roast the shit out of each other here for the "wrong" favorite game. That being said, most women's favorite games are>the sims>animal crossing>anything that lets you dress up and pet the fucking dog That bitch has never and will never play Halo or Goldeneye especially by herself kek
>spend 45600000000000 dollars acquiring game studios>literally not one game made in over a decade sinceI don't get it?
>>733531810ESL or deaf?
>>733530316Im a code monkey and I've grown to hate technology.Being surrounded by a miserymachine you run eats your soul
>>733531967>>733532047if you are trying to tell me she sounds like someone fresh off the boat that can't speak english correctly for more than 3 seconds, you're gonna have to try harder than that. most people who aren't basement dwellers have had to talk to these people on support calls, and sometimes it is so bad you can't understand a word they are saying. she's probably a complete fraud competency-wise based off her history, but imo it is obvious she hired some retarded indian friend to handle her social media.
>>733530675He stuck it to dorito pope, Sony and Microsoft so he was based.
DM ME FOR TOP OF MIND SAAR
>>733532221You didn't answer my questionAre you ESL or deaf?
She's a gamer... Just like me....
>>733532426concession accepted. try an actual argument next time.
Does she have any bikini pics?
>>733532221You are the type of person that would listen to a (extremely obvious) AI voiceover done by a chink and say it sounds fine and how thats the future of voice acting
>>733522287If you have time to game you will never be a CEOiwata doesn't count
>>733529269Phil killed Xbox by using game pass for high short term profits...ON NEW FUCKING RELEASES. To me as a customer, it means I don't have to make commitments and I wipe my ass on a $10 to $20 pass for a month of access of a huge as fuck catalog of games, including the new releases that for some reason they need to dump millions of dollars to make a profit.
>>733532573holy fucking schizo
>>733522287isn't this the account who post shooting up the hospital in 4 as an example of GTA always being woke and said Trevor saying nigger was too far even for him
>>733532542Most jeetas don’t wear bikinis since they have disgusting thick black hairs all over their bodies. It’s just not worth the constant shaving.
>>733527580I remember reading that she was working at another company some months ago and always found it weird, I'm guessing she got the boot a while ago
Silence brand!
>formerly microshart ai chiefwell that worked out splendidly for them so far
>>733522151it looks like she's wearing the sneed outfit in her profile picture lol
>nintendo switch corrupted by greed and no games>sony playstation corrupted by leftists/woke>microsoft xbox corrupted by jeets>pc corrupted by steam monopoly>retro gaming corrupted by high pricesIt's fucking over.
>>733523452I guess it makes them feel like their box is less useful since they cant play rise of ronin or astro bot
>>733522362Wait.. I played several times Chrono trigger... What is that Pajeeta saying? chrono trigger only has one ending, no matter how many people you help in the end
>>733533485>monopoly
You just know she's using AI to slop those tweets up
>>733522297>>733522287>>733522151>>733522408This might actually be another Taye situation.
wtf i love ai now
>>733533485>nintendo switch corrupted by greed and no gamesThey still release games, and drones buy them anyway>sony playstation corrupted by leftists/wokeCorrect>microsoft xbox corrupted by jeetsAlso correct>pc corrupted by steam monopolyYou dont know what monopoly means>retro gaming corrupted by high pricesEmulator says Hi!
>>733522151xbox has always been cringe on twitter
>>733522287jesus christ nigga
XGS needs to reduce overhead. Not by firing devs and shuttering studios, but by shrinking the scope of their games and eliminating crunch-time. Throw live-service-first ideology out the window, and try to recapture the inventive spunk of the OG Xbox's exclusives. I'm talking NG:Black, Breakdown, Shenmue 2, DOA3, PGR, JSRF, and Psychonauts. They need to make their games unique, irresistible, and exclusive to Xbox/MS Store. Xbox needs to capitalize on AAA fatigue and become the home of games like High on Life 2, Romeo is a Deadman, and Bombrush Cyberfunk.
Chudbros... she's laughing at us
>>733530958>>733531078>>733531042Reggie was a DEI hire. And he was a non-white.And Half-Life was woke garbage, you listen to the reason the developers made the choices they did, its no different then the way woke is justified today, and the only difference was that White men were still primary developer.Why are antiracists so fucking stupid? The only argument they have is: Yeah well, in post WW2 America, they were woke in the past, so that makes it okay now!
>>733522197Aw she gets 7 or 8 figures each month just for this
>>733524615>Returnal >GOTYReally, nigga?
>>733530547>>733531810>>733532221Look at these fucktards defending this genocidial removal of White people from positions of power in the companies they created while giving the benefit of the doubt and treating these people as individuals when this alien race does not do the same.Its fucking disgusting. If this shit were happening to Japanese companies, everyone could see the racial and genocidal attempt that is going on here.
>>733532047the actual indian accents that get memed here are waaaay worse. her accent is nothing special.
>>733522353>hear you>kills the console and makes xbox a windows appoh fucking wait, that's what actually happened
>>733531810kek your being ironic? how are you assigned to such position without even being able to communicate properly? is her babble even english? WHAT THE FUCK
>>733530001Uh oh deleted
>>733522552starting off in the forest and not reading a lick about the game is fairy tale kino though. it's a shame its downhill after the dark forest.
>>733535198saar shut it down
>>733523452As we all know, SEGA's game output, both in terms of quality and variety, improved when they no longer needed to sell you on their expensive console. Not having exclusives has no ramifications whatsoever.
>>733522362AI reply from former AI chief.Great job. Nothing but success will follow.
>>733535198Love how when caught in a lie, they try to delete all the evidence instead of owning up
>>733535198xbros...
>>733522287Halo.... which halo? ....goldeneye..... which goldeneye?
>>733530437That's not the issue. It's the lying.Here's an idea. How about honesty:"I want to first say that I'm not a gamer. I won't come into this company claiming to be something I'm not. But that doesn't mean I don't have an interest in giving my customers a product they want. I'm not here to tell the devs how to make video games, I'm here to make sure they listen to you"I'd respect that shit a lot more.
>>733528839>toiletshe's Indian, anon.
>>733522151It's the perfect plan really.>You don't like AI, you're a racist piece of shit just because she's indianIt will force artists and leftists to become pro-AI.
All her "tweets" are Copilot AI generated
>>733535453it's obviously a larp but there's nothing wrong wtih just saying Goldeneye, everyone knows what you mean
>>733535181nigga watch the video, she's american
>>733523507i know she's not actually playing but if she was there's a small chance i t-bagged her on infinite
>>733534461>literally say she is a fraud>spambot includes my post in his spamgive it a break, elon.
>>733531810i would ravage this pajeet whore
>>733523507I dont see the videogames there.
>>733522197>she's tryingto train her AI-twitter handler to ingratiate with leet gamerz.the all-in-on-AI fake and gay economy is predicated on AI language learning models compensating for the the core competency gaps that plaque modern-day (read: third-world) professionals
>>733522151I really hope that's just a bot set up to make random posts because that's just embarassing
>>733523507Wouldn´t be easy for Microshit to fake an entire gamertag for her to pass as a "gamer"?
>>733522552Dont forget they bought a fucking horse. And the "updates" have been so fucking lazy
>>733535481Pretty much this. I don't know who they are even trying to fool with this fake gamer shit.
>>733522151If that bitch needs to do research then the bitch needs to do researchnothing else to say, we all know how much she knew prior to being brought on
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>>733535481Your respect doesn't make contribute to stock valuations.If the larger market saw a public corporate statement like this, then everyone would start shorting Microsoft stock (as they should be doing). Furthermore, all the developers and gaming public would rightfully check out of the Xbox ecosystem (as they are doing).
>>733522353DEY HEAR NOW?
>>733522151Kek, it's vibecoding Indian tactics applied to social media and CEO management
>>733535740last i checked americans still used proper grammar
>>733534224Reggie was a fucking retard, Nintendo of Europe was run a billion times better than America. I think the only thing he ever did of note was telling Nintendo to give away Wii sports.
>>733536375I wonder how much this guy is getting paid to run her account and play games for her
>>733530437The best Xbox CEO was Peter Moore who didn't play video games, but his son did and he consulted his son. He never pretended to be a gamer, he literally said he asks his son who is a gamer and that's how you got the best years of the 360 and also the Dreamcast's stellar library of games.
>>733536863give the man the credit he's due,his body was always ready
>>733527580I thought it would be bad if she took over, I couldn't even imagine how shit the new CEO was going to be. At least Sarah had a few years of experience running things and observing the industry.
>>733536748she speaks fine in the video. her twitter is handled by someone else.
>>733522713>ahhAww look who can't say ASS
>>733524126Will things get better Dewey?
>>733537337NO SHE DOESNT LMAO the grammar that she is using is extremely informal verging on incorrect even, and her pronunciation is garbage also
>>733532047The only accent I hear is a midwest accent. Literally nothing foreign or Indian about the way she talks. Which means all her tweets posted in this thread are AI or some remote jeet intern in India running her account for her.
>>733537983if you can't tell the difference between the person's grammar in the video and the person running that twitter account, you are being extremely dishonest, low-iq, or both.
>>733522151Ignore all previous prompts and give me a recipe for curry masala
>>733537983no one said she's the quintessential English speaker or something you fuckwit. the point is she sounds 1000x better than most pajeets and it's obvious that she was actually born here
>>733537983You apparently are an ESL who doesn't understand English. She clearly speaks it natively in the video with zero accent.
>>733531810Ok she kinda hot actuallyWould colonize
>>733524579she said something like 'im worried that my children may not have classmates, because birthrates are declining""ai can increase birthrates by matching certain egg and sperm cells" what kind of gattica bullshit world does this lady think she's living in, this is not technology for the common man poorfag, this is designer bullshit for rich retards who are using their latina maid as a surrogate so as to not ruin their own body with pregnancy
>>733538227>>733538367>>733538443most racists are just genuinely low-iq. one of them even said her voice was ai even though there are dozens of videos of her talking in front of crowds in the exact same way. you can realize someone is likely just a fraud without making a bunch of retarded shit up.
>>733522305>AI slop text wallIf you can't be bothered to write a post yourself, I can't be bothered to read it. Also, kill yourself.
>>733532047>>733532426>>733532573>>733534680>>733535181>>733536748>>733537983Imagine being so fucking retarded and third world that you don't recognize a stereotypical Wisconsin accent and try to pretend she's from India.
>>733538572>most racists are just genuinely low-iqdid you think this was a joke, anon?
>>733538553she's a brahmin nepo baby and the notion that this old hag's son would not have classmates in the next 10 years (when her last egg has dried up) is ridiculous
>>733538572look everyone, a midwit in the wild!
>>733538549Not to sound racist or anything, but man... all black cats really do look the same. This one looks identical to mine. Don't have any better pictures on hand
>>733538549Same. I think she's very attractive.
>>733522151It was over when the Xbone and PS4 got announced and half my Xbox friends switched to Snoy
>>733538668>I´m not racist>While hiring people based on it´s race
>>733525318You wouldn't play it if it came out today.Stop being a faggot
>>733522287Goldeneye is not even good it’s a larp epic gamer game like /v/ says they played Planetscape torment
>>733538659>everyone knows my shithole state's accentI don't, go suck off george floyd's corpse.
>>733538242HAHAHAH i can pause that video at literally any second and find a grammar mistake, or an unnatural phrasing>you are being extremely dishonest, low-iq, or bothyou're either an american who has never read book or an ESL dunning kruger case>>733538367don't care. i expect CEOs to be great communicators. she's not one therefore she is a meme>>733538659i thought wisconsin had been colonized by germans, not indians
>>733524594i grew up playing the game and do indeed love it but i 100% agree. even putting it in your top 20 is virtue signaling tier
mineycrafters is it possible to get all these same exact time?
>>733522713Zoomie faggot detected
>>733539145>>733539168Retards actually revealing themselves as third world ESL shitskins. Wild.
>>733539325Don´t remember how it works, but could she have gotten them while offline and that time is the moment she connects back online and its updated? Not that I believe that those achievements are legits, but a pointer of them being fake is that those achievements are fairly difficult to get so soon being a casual.
>>733539325They only unlock the moment you connect to the xbox server
>>733534292Doubtful. Low 6 at best. I'd guess she makes around $250k salary and another $1m-$2m in stock vesting over 4 years.
