Celebrating 40 years of Zelda!
Adult Purah is godly
Even if Nintendo forgot, at least /v/ remembered.
>>733555940
>>733555857I owe Zelda girls 40 years of sex!
>>733520604>previous thread hit double post and image limitSo this is the power of 40th anniversary...
>>733556447
I wish more days were jam packed with girls like today.>>733556486For the third time, I repeat: HNNNG
Nintendo not giving a nod to Zelda's anniversary doesn't bode well for me.
gerudos are the best
>>733555857There's something viscerally disgusting about fanart made to look like selfies or social media posts.
>>733556589>Ardi passed down her earring to Rijucute!
>>733556589based
>>733556589Is that Hyrule Warriors any good? Only things I know about it are the sleepy looking gerudo, teen Purah, and the alternate timeline fuckery.
>>733556591It's fine.
>>733556703AoC was complete fanservice with time travel and ending didn't matterAoI is cannon and has based robot and tree boy
>>733555857I kinda hope we’re not expecting too much for the 40th anniversary but I'm sure they'll do something. For the 35th they at least acknowledged it and released a trailer for Tears and dropped Skyward Sword HD. I feel like they'll do something similar, probably just release some sort of remake or remaster and maybe a special product or two.
>>733556486fuck i want her to hump my face
>>733556498Where can I find the original meme of this? Like the very first creation of this meme, I noticed there’s many different variations. Also Toon Zelda can get it :)
>>733556782Completely forgot there were two of them. I've been out of the loop well passed BotW. But will keep that in mind.
>>733556859check on gelbooru
>>733556586I think the biggest thing they're going to do for the anniversary is put out a movie trailer.
Look at this fairy.
>>733556002Mommy
>tfw no soft down feathers on her developing cloaca on your face
>>733556790BotW remaster (it's exactly the same)
>>733555857Sword wife.
>40th anniversary>NothingT-Thanks nintendo....
>>733557179Oh boy BotWslop for a fourth time
>>733556514>>733556802Too late, she gets fucked by a fat bastard
>>733557185Correct.>will fight as your trusty Bane of Evil sword>keeping track of how (You) are feeling>great dancer>a cute
https://youtu.be/wPAjvd0Co-Q?si=dc3GDIazXA4m2Ny6Twilight girls
>>733557269Also a beautiful and exotic shade of blue. Can't ignore that.
>>733555857
>>733556953Yeah, I saw that post too and that's probably going to be the big announcement.The next Zelda title may actually be related to said film, and it may actually do better than the game itself. You think BotK brought in a crowd of people, you ain't see nothing yet.Have a Saria on me.
I'm celebrating by playing BotW. What are you guys playing?
>>733557562I played 1 a few days ago and I was finishing FF6 today. I was going to restart LttP later tonight
>>733557562An actual Zelda game, ALTTP.
>>733557551>I saw that post tooWait, what post? I didn't have a basis for saying that aside from there not being any acknowledgement for the anniversary. There's something actually indicating that?
>>733557619Basedman, who's your favorite Zelda girl?
>>733557901I don't really have one in mind.
>>733557725No, what >>733534573 said last thread, and I think he's right. Other than say, a teaser, there's probably not much to show for the film or even a game.
died too soon mineru
>>733558019>nopan
>>733558063She's alive in our hearts.
deity
thread needs more fish
Ruto is celebrating the 40th in a pretty dress
>>733558219>>733558263
>>733557717lol crybaby
>>733558263How is a fish wearing clothes so attractive??
>>733558312stay fit!
>>733558352...or get fat
>>733558348Who knows. Mind works in mysterious ways anon.
>>733558219
>Ashei fag never showed up to the last thread
>>733557717Gotta reset the counter again huh?
tfw cute girl starts throwing eyes at you
>>733558591
Midna is cool cause so many artists draw her in their own styles.
>>733558591The absolute state of the last thread, I don't blame him. It's a shame too because we went a decent few weeks without Zelinktranny causing his typical scene.
She's sixteen when you first meet her, technically twenty-three when you see her again as an adult, assuming she was held for that long.
>>733558345>>733558596>I-I'M A REAL ZELDA GAME!!>I'M A REAL ZELDA GAMEEEEE!!
>>733557702>>733557717I played ALTTP for the first time recently. I had run aimlessly around the overworld before but I'd never actually played the game, read the text, etc.It was S-tier. I loved it.
>>733558695leave
>>733558734And Link was 10 and she was still gonna teenage_girl_and_younger_boy him
If your childhood friend turned out to be the avatar of god, would you still fuck her?
that other anon was asking, source is mayukowatson
>>733558795@grok, is this a Serial Experiments Lain reference?Also of fucking course
>>733558781You're the tourist. Don't go demanding me to do anything you parasitic tranny.
>>733558758oh no her dress
>>733558868leave
>>733558839i dont know what that is i was referring to skyward sword
>>733556589why does nintendo keep making more of these sex goddesses?
Love imp. Love true. Love Midna.Simple as.
>>733558921begone darkness!
>>733558795Nah, that'd be kinda weird
>>733558735Keep crying
>>733558921Stop spamming tranny. That's against the rules and you'll have to pay extra to break them. :^)
>>733555940Meh, t´was a downgrade for me
>>733558975why she crying tho
>>733558968Smile!
Which Zeldas own a 3DS and which ones own a PSP?
>>733558735Holy seethe
>>733559035my wife
>>733559143Her smile is cute!
Surprised the parrotfucker hasn’t appeared yet
>>733559207
>>733559231What? Do you need more random anons to swat at for your melty Zelinktranny?
For me it's :D Zelda.
>>733559143
>>733558795>teehee i let the demon king's top guy into the protected holy zone to gaslight you into turning into a hero!>i had to do it :( it was the only way :(((((((((Farore > Din > Nayru > (UNFATHOMABLY MASSIVE ABYSS OF POWER) > a single keese > Hylia
>>733559030She is always crying.
run ashei!!!
My wife (casual clothing)
>>733559409My wife (less clothing)
>>733559354There's not enough Dragon Zelda art. Doesn't matter if it doesn't exist as a canon form beyond her full dragon transformation. I like it.
> last for Saria with huge fat knockerswell playeed anon
>>733558795It depends, if she used me for her own gains like a chess piece and condemning me to an endless cycle of suffering, hell no, childhood friend or not
>>733559402Scandalous...
>see thiswhat do?
>>733559515>huge knockers sariaa sacrilegious act
Why did the Deku Tree force the Forest spirits to look like prepubescent kids, anyway? Looking like little nut boys with leaf masks makes way more sense.
I've noticed that for someone with a bounty of wisdom, she's often misses the mark on a lot of her actions.
Zelda girls
>>733559440>Fi tries to kill him>TP Great Fairy>Maron>Din, Nayru, Farore>Ilia>Peatrice>Thelma>Saria>Midna>Only 4 characters from his actual era that he knows>OoT Ganondorf>WW GanondorfThis image is rage fuel for my autism.
What calibur?
>>7335597257.62x54mmR
>>733559667How else would the Kokiri pay for their stuff?
>>733559863They seemed to get by on green slime in WW and golden poop in BotW
>>733559280I've been posting zelda girls nonstop for the past 5 hours. sorry bros, I'm getting sleepy...
>>733556709>That short-haired on the bottom leftMIGHTY NEED
>>733559863They get everything from the Lost Woods, so money is really redundant for them. Personal headcanon, all those tools in their houses were sold to them by Business Scrubs who go outside the forest, so maybe that's where money comes into play, for things the forest can't give them.
>>733560004>4 off a might getShame
>>733560004
>>733560004Also have this one too
The pimp of time
>>733560139got milk?
>>733560150dare i save an image so scandalous?
>>733560223Do it
>>733560223Yes
>>733556859>>733560259Here's the OG
>>733560202My Vitamin D supply is low.
>>733560406
moooo
Need farm wife.
>>733560406Vitamin D is naturally made by your skin cells during UV exposure (Too much leads to killing the cells and causing sunburns and skin cancer though)
I propose that the next Zelda should be an old woman with actual wisdom, specifically so that she can prevent any fuckups the previous Zeldas did in their respective games.
I need to go to Romani Ranch and seduce Cremia and marry her and raise Romani to be a proper lady as she comes of age
>>733555857Why the fuck are both oracle of ages/seasons zelda and lttp zelda here? They're the same zelda.
>>733560580Would you play this new Zelda game?
>>733559287Kill yourself parrotfucker
>>733560694A new multiplayer Zelda might be nice, yeah.
>>733560694who wouldn't?
>>733560746Oh we got a new title! What will Zelinktranny think up next?
>>733560694Not a fucking chance. I don't own a Wii. If I did, absolutely.
>>733557223They wasted it on Pokémon lmaoEven though they have their dedicated directs
>>733560784what the fuck are you even talking about parrotfucker?I don’t like ZelinkI’m more of a Mallon type of guy myself
>>733560804RIP Zelda, I guess. Not as profitable as the shambling corpse of Pokemon I suppose.
>>733560860Oh we're back to flip flopping on >ackshully I'm an xfagnow, are we?
>>733560908If I were the Zelinktranny wouldn’t I be posted images of Zelda and Link together?BOOM
>>733560890
Saving the zonai race.
>>733561069I imagine mineru is very chill and DTF
>>733560994You mean like you've been doing for the past two threads? Yeah, nice "BOOM" there. Sick self own, Zelinktranny.
>>733561165>he’s rambling about his schizo fantasiesKEKYPOW
>>733561102As one who never played through TotK or any of the related titles she was in, I believe that implicitly.
Both of you just go away and let us lust for fictional women
What's your order fellas?
>>733561241>Schizo is projecting and resorting to /dbs/ vernacularThis is just embarrassing Zelinktranny. Go back to larping as other anons. At least that is funny when you fuck up.
>>733561285one Her, please, may need a second her (forma Romani) later
>>733561283>As one who never played through TotK or any of the related titles she was inFeels weird to waifu a character you've never even engaged with the primary media she came from.
>>733561320>still posting schizo ramblingsKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAnother victory for Bejita
Fish
>>733561320You lost
>>733560694Eh, why not? They really aren't having fun with this IP like they should.
I fucking love science.
>>733561428First post in the past hour that's made sense.
>>733561425>>733561454Zelinktranny are you okay?Are you okay?Are you okay tranny?
>>733561521But anonI’m not actually the Zelinktranny you are actually wasting your time
All white girls should be darkAll dark girls should be white
>>733561491what a babe
>>733561428finally some good fucking food
>>733561554Yeah he's said that too so many times. I'm sure you, behaving exactly like him will be different this time.
I'm just here for the girls.
>>733561602>>733561428
>>733561649
>>733561804The face of a princess who's killed millions.
>>733561625Okay what if I were him what are you going to do about it?
the best
>tags:mindbreak
>>733561878Enjoy your meltdown like you did last thread.
Thanks for existing, goat dragon fur woman.
>>733555857Tags for OP image
>>733561936How exactly did “I” meltdown?Show me
>>733561981Go look at the other thread and the spamming fit you threw. What do you mean, "show you"? Jesus, you're retarded.
Someday they'll kiss and make up.
>>733562026Exactly you cannot prove it’s meYou are actually wasting everyone’s time
Moderators, kill both these niggers for real this time.
>>733561964I couldn't tell OOT and Oracles apart desuAnd this is just me but I prefer my ALTTP Zelda in blue.
>>733562076>>733520604There's your proof.>B-B-But I can't wead...Not my problem. I'm not linking individual posts from a majority of the thread. If you weren't a tourist, you'd know that there's a filter that prevents me from doing that anyway.
You two tsunderes don't need to keep this up. Just stop replying and this all ends and we can all go back to good times. You don't need the last laugh in a Peruvian basket weaving and Turkish lesbian dance theory forum
This one's fresh.
I'm getting sleepy. Posted over 350 zelda girl images. Good night bros.
>>733562083I’ve had enough fun poking the schizo retard for the night anyways seething that I’m apparently ZelinkOP kekAll of you have a good night
>>733562169And optionally textless.
Never enough fairies.
>>733562169I hate these Zelda can't talk jokes, legit low hanging fruit on par with Navi being annoying and Link being a girl.
>>733562180>>733562182That's right, run you fucking parasite. I'll be here when you decide to shit up the thread again to put you in your place like always.
Any good bombchu girl? I need to up my supply.
Zerudahime
>>733558019I don't know who thought about the TOTK midriff / loincloth combo but he or she's a GENIUS.
>celebrating the 40th anniversary so hard there's already a second threadI'm proud of all of you, most of all my fellow redheaded farm girl lovers! I only have 5 minutes left of the anniversary day, but still feels surreal. I should fire up her game again!>>733562169>>733562214Cute!
>>733555940Something about the orange skin made her seem like she'd smell like shit. I nicknamed her Poorah.
>>733564883>secondDoes she know?
>>733559518>if she used me for her own gains like a chess piece and condemning me to an endless cycle of sufferingI like to think that Link struck down Demise in rage and hatred, a massive release of emotions he kept to himself because he was worried about Zelda's safety for so long. And this anger and hatred is what Demise bound his own hatred to in order to ensure his eventual reincarnation. So when an incarnation of the Hero gets angry, even a little, it sparks the seed that eventually grows into a return of the King of Evil.Likewise the Hero's memories and experiences are etched into the Master Sword, and returned to each new Hero bearing the Spirit of the Hero when the Master Sword's power is fully awakened. Over the countless generations a fully-awakened Link is very tired and weary of the endless cycles of violence he has lived though throughout countless lifetimes.
>>733565073Aww, is the first thread what I think it is?
>>733565385This is like the fourth or fifth one today. This is the second "Zelda girls" one though
>>733557562Posted my first LP of OoT.Didn't get a whole lot of views but the reception was almost 100% positive.
>>733561914I can fix her.
>>733564883
>>733558758That part was the closest thing I had to a gf back then.
>>733560694What's the plot? Link never leaves Kokiri Forest? Link died as a boy and was never adopted by the Kokiri? Link fails timeline but they reverse time anyway for a second chance?
>>733565695The girls are starting to ovulate and they are hunting down Link to make him into a dad
>>733565430Yeah, I'm just talking about the girls. It didn't dawn on me until earlier that the anniversary would coincide with the Zelda girl threads. Wish I could've arrived earlier.>>733565634Cutie!
>>733565848Makes sense.
They need to make up for the sheer levels of faggottry in BotW/TotK by having Zelda be playable in the next game with lots of cute costumes. I know they just did that with EoW but chibi bullshit doesn't count.
>>733566170They can do that by having Link be a big manly man again
>>733562343She wants to slap fins with a hunky Zora.
>>733566215That too.
>>733566331>>733562343hey handsome, for you, 10 rupees
>>733566642Really gets my bombchus running if you know what I mean.
>>733565062It's because you're a faggot.
>>733566642Child or Adult Link?
>>733566935adults might get her pregnant
Time to rest. Here's hoping it survives through tomorrow. Already had quite a fill of Zelda girls. Just feeling greedy and wanting more.
fish wife
>>733567114>underestimating the virility of the hero of time
>>733567378Even if it dies, people should just make another thread if they want. It's the goddamn 40th anniversary, go a little nuts. Night, anon.
>>733567605I'm still here anon. Where's my good night kiss
>>733567503fish titties
>>733568074Titty fish...
>>733567503
>>733568514C'mon are you blind? Can't you tell that artist makes AI slop
>>733567378>>733567503I love blue girls. Blue girls are best girls.
>>733569073I love blue girls
>>733569683Why she mad?
riju my brown hebe goddess!
>>733555857>your average scandi family before danskjävlar decided to give jews refugee
>>733555857Imagine the smell in that room.
>>733570980Smells like royalty.
>>733571035Smells like sweaty pissy blond bush.
would you a fado
Saria is CUTE!
>>733572089I would if artist would draw more of her...
>>733555857I wish I could give a shit about the zelda series, but every time I try to get into it I end up getting bored and dropping it. I've only finished 1-2 games in the series at most. At least the girls are hot.
nice new captcha that breaks adblockers and the website gookmoot
Twili Midna is goofy.
Just imagine her while she did all that stuff in Imp Form across the journey.
>>733555857>eating the same slop for 40 years
>>733574086I think it's kind of a shame we never got to see true form Midna more, she's still that same goofy ass imp people fell in love with but because of the weight of when she comes back we never get to see her act that way.
>>733574467Would.
wow a second thread
anyone else having the site not fucking load if your adblocker is active?
>>733575062No. Just opened the catalog to check.
>>733575062Only the captchas, oddly enough.
>>733556638Doesn't Riju get the magic earring when she becomes the sage?
>>733575062No. It works fine for me. I'm on Ublock Origin.
>>733575297Yes.
>>733555967Who?
>>733574467needs more cellulite.
>>733556589>>733556638If I was Link, I'd knock up every single Gerudo woman, especially Riju and her bodyguard. Going back in time and becoming riju's dad
>>733560049Oh shit I wanna marry her.
>>733559030>>733559354>>733559483Really only good for sex, would love to turn her into a huge masochist.
>>733577704The anniversary. It's not a who.
Never touched a Zelda game in my life, but I love this woman
>>733558312>>733558352>>733558348>>733558471let's be real here. if Mipha is shark coded she most likely has shark scales. just to show you how sharp shark scales are, we need to pet those things with literal chain mails or risk getting shredded like cheese.First: Link is an absolute monster if he can fuck MiphaSecond: She literally can't wear clothing otherwise it would wear very fast. it's no wonder she just wears the stupid blue tabard.
>>733579285>it's another "fish people from fantasy land have to be 1:1 copies of fish from the real world" episode
>>733566331>ZoraGoron Link is the one who gets her heart. The harder the challenge, the greater the reward.
Any Zelda dating sims?
>>733559483>does it once>WHY ISN'T ZELDA A FURRYLink didn't turn into a werewolf because he had a mutt form in TP, why should Zelda?I mean, the goats are like that and they devised that tech. if anything Zelda should look like the zonai instead of a half dragon weirdo.Ganondorf turns into a pig demon most times because he overuses whatever demonic bullshit he has, TP shows that he can go beast mode as well like the other two. obviously I'm disregarding continuities and I'm just talking about their animal fursonas as a wholepoint is that Link and Zelda don't overuse their beast digivolutions, but ganon does, hence why he ends up like a pigman
I posted in the other thread by mistake. I was wondering if the board ate my image or not.
>>733579423look I can't fap to my fish monsters if they're just naked women in bodypaint, ruto already has that spot for life.
Damn, great thread. Thanks guys, enjoyed going through that.
>>733580263I'll contribute a little too.
>>733579527Just use a chatbot
>>733580332
>>733580390
>>733579527There's a guy that sometimes shows up in these threads working on one right now.
>>733580436
>>733580486
>>733580541
>>733580597
>>733580646
>>733558825I was the anon and thank you
>>733580486My wives look so cute.
Turning Zelda into a masochist breeder when she's at her lowest>Maybe the next Zelda will be worth something
Whoops
>>733580646>Gods, please don't let Gannondorf take over Hyrule>They flood the entire fucking worldWhat were they thinking?
Which Zelda girl would make the best rope bunny?
>>733582149It's just what Gods do. They don't operate on the same logic, emotion etc as mortals do.
>>733580445I'm kind of struggling to wrap up the demo to be honest. Doubting my game/visuals design decisions.
>>733582432I like it, I wanna tote her off and marry her, very cute.
Naughty bits.
>>733581432I'm very surprised that the Zelda dynasty only seems to have one child at a time. Has there seriously not been one King of Hyrule who's demanded Daddy's Little Princess to get to work popping out a bunch of grandchildren for him.
>>733556498
>>733582786The sleeping Zelda in Zelda II had a brother.
>>733582786They really don't play with the dynamics like they should, either. Think of the possibilities.>Zelda with a twin>Zelda with a younger or older sibling>Zelda with a childThe story potential is right there. Tetra and Ghost Zelda was the last time they did anything interesting with the character.
>>733582786Grandchildren/children, kings gotta do everything himself.
>>733583223latest one is basically Zelda as a magical girl. She even gets like a magic rod
>>733583223It would be nice if they'd play with the family dynamics of Link and Zelda more. Give Link actual, living parents. Give Zelda a mother. Give her a sibling, male or female. Hell, maybe Zelda's sister is jealous that her older sister is the special one.
>>733583746I want twin Zeldas with one being a massive tease that pretends to be her sister.
>>733583746>Hell, maybe Zelda's sister is jealous that her older sister is the special one.And that jealousy leads to her betraying her sister. >MotherThis one's never been done to my knowledge. The King, but we never hear of her mother outside a few mentions. Aryll with Link was cute, Link with a brother that's just as good with a sword could open up more possibilities.Think a Romani/Cremia scenario with Link.
>>733583972Sounds like she needs to be tamed by Hero pp
>>733583792I was gonna write fanfiction about a concept like that. They go into hiding as Sheik and Tetra.
>>733584353That' be cute, hero has to meet the alternate twin first though pretending to be Zelda. Also it should end with him marrying both.
>>733583223>Zelda with a childI'll do you one better.>Zelda, but heavily pregnant
>>733583972I'd love for Link to get another sister. Protective, older brother Link is absolutely peak.
>>733584535Ready to burst with twins.
>>733584613Hopefully they're Link's kids.
>>733585467They're mine(links)
Milk chocolate is good for you
No choccy milk until you eat your vegetables.
>>733555857My first love. Zelda is mine. Y'all can have the retarded cel shaded and goofy chibi cartoon versions though.
>>733585467Nope. The King, in the interest of peace between nations, married his daughter off to the King of the Gerudo.
What if...?
>>733586535No thanks you can have those too and take the resident Zelinktranny with you
Zelda-centric game when?Mirror universe game where Ganon is good and Zelda is evil when?Old man Link game when?
>>733586535>We can have the good Zelda from WW/PH/FS/MC/STBet. The rest of you faggots can have that silly toy zelda with the stick and firefly.
>>733586874>Muh subverted expectations Begone fag
>>733586874>Zelda-centric game when?...Echoes of Wisdom?
>>733586874>Zelda-centric game when?Last year
>>733587129>>733587149Mainline, spinoffs don't count
>>733587295What's the distinction in your bizarro world? It's as mainline as any other in ours
>>733586585Back to Korea with you.
>>733561964>he couldnt tell right from looking at the imageFAKE FAN
>>733587498I could marry them all at once.
>>733587295It's part of the timeline, so it is mainline.
>>733574086>>733574225The second main reason why I want a sequel to Twilight Princess is because true Midna is so pretty that the fact she was only in the game for 5 minutes is a crime against humanity.First reason is my wife, of course.
>>733586874Never hopefully because that sounds retarded. You've already gotten your shitty playable Zelda so kindly keep the rest of your bad ideas to yourself.
>>733587730In the Manga, fucking Link and Grandaddy skeleton, both set out to break into the twilight realm at the end.
Is there an image of Echoes of Wisdom Zelda holding Tri and saying "I have known this creature for only five minutes but if anything were to happen to him I would kill everyone and then myself."?
>>733587914Try asking reddit
>>733587798GOD PLEASE NINTENDO.
>>733587914No, but that sounds cute
>>733587996Why is Zelda thereBitch thinks she's part of the crew
>>733588140She doesn't want Midna draining him into a husk before she gets some, while she might have no romantic feelings, she's a queen and wants some babies for those god tier here genes.
>>733588106Your /feg/ and samefagging is showing again Zelinktranny.
>>733588140she is thoughdid you not play the game? she was literally INSIDE Midna for half the game.(no, not sexually, you fuck)
>>733588296Yeah, the inside (sexually) happens AFTERWARD
>>733588198>>733588296She lost. (again)
I love Tri so fucking much.I want one as a pet.
12 holes
>Zelinktranny savings samples nowLul
>>733588663WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT, FAGGOT?
>>733588663Your boogeyman isn't here, halfwit
>>733565662same and loved Ico for the same reason. holding hands with Yorda and feeling Medli's tush on my head.
>>733588803You're not fooling anybody Zelinktranny. I don't know why you even bother with the larp.
>>733588482QUAD sexo
>>733555857Today I bought Tears of the Kingdom. Wish me luck.
No amount of sleep can ease the need for cute girls of the Zelda variety.
Does anyone have that pic of Maple strangling Link with one, gigantic arm?
Have sex with blue women
>>733588414Tri is cute
>>733589091It's pretty fun, the building stuff is fun, I recommend when you get that quest in the depth to find the old dude you do that, I did like two of the dungeons and having the ability make a car on command is a godsend
>>733589091ngl the final dive at the end actually made me feel a positive emotion
>>733563332he like me fr fr
Did they really do nothing for the 40th anniversary? Not even an announcement?
>>733589292>>733589303Noted.
>>733589374Botw of the wild Gerudo are the types of bitches that write fanfics of their self inserts being raped and married against their will, they do that will being like 8 feet tall, it's cute
>>733589427Yeah thankfully.
>>733589427Shigeru Miyamoto got cosplayer pussy
>>733589454Add to that when you in the desert town follow the bottle's in the water reserve and drop one in front of the girl dropping them in the water, you no fucking joke can get a Gerudo wife.
>>733589427They didn't even say anything on the official Twitter accounts.
They swap panties fyi
>>733589458I still find it really funny that BotW basically turned the Gerudo from a fierce warrior race that would rape you for no other reason than to continue their line, to a race that you could whip your dick out on their face and they'd be spreading their legs for you in under a minute.
Mr. Nintendo? Wake up and do a thing for 40 years or the fans are gonna release another unsanctioned fan project.
>>733589767I find the contrast kinda hot honestly, big muscle warrior woman that wants you to toss her over your shoulder and tote her off despite her legs dragging on the ground
>>733561285Grilled Chocobo with spicy Like-Like sauce
>>733561285One coffee with breastmilk please.
>>733589828Oh I find it hot too, I just also find the contrast versus their original portrayal funny. Don't get me wrong the idea of a warrior amazon race being weak to the dick gets my blood flowing
>>733589924Fair, they're also massive dorks too, they only get confidence after they've like had a few kids and domesticated you a bit.
While I'm not head-over-heels for the Gerudo, were I assigned a Gerudo wife I'd be overjoyed.
>>733589924I don't. Fuck BotW and the damage it has done to this franchise.
The Razor Sword deserved better.
>>733590045OoT Gerudo were problematic for being all brown and all thieves
>>733590045You'll be okay.
>>733590108You won't.
>>733590039They're hot, plus aggressive submissive women make me horny.
>>733590081This but include every sword that wasn't the Master Sword.Actually screw it, INCLUDING the Master Sword (my wife).
>>733589924I don't. Their society makes no sense. They have zero idea how to even talk to the other gender, but they keep the no-male policy alive even though everyone that comments on it finds it stupid. All because...tradition or something.
>>733590159I'm a big guy
>>733590220I doubt it.
Do Gerudo circumcise their daughters?
>>733590290for you
Imagine what she tastes like
>>733590497Estrogen supplements and hot pockets.
>>733590292They aren't actually semites. Plus why would they refuse their daughters the pleasure of sex, they aren't like prudes or anything, they actually go on pilgrimage looking for the correct dick to marry.
RIJU RIJU RIJU
>ywn help a Gerudo fend off a small blue chuchu and she rewards you with impregnation and marriage in that order
>>733589767Nah, most BotW Gerudo still have standards. Many of them aren't even interested in Link cause he's a skinny manlet or the dialogue options are a turn-off.
>>733590821That is the correct order, you marry her when she's like ready to pop so to speak.
>>733590821hylia is a cruel goddess
>>733556790To be fair, TP HD did happen in 2016 so the 30th did have something.
I wonder if the gestation times for Gerudo are longer than Hylians. The lore is that their genes override Hylian genes, right? So they could easily breed out the Hylians by forcing the males to mate with them instead. But if it takes longer for pp in vv making bb, then it makes sense why they haven't
>>733591082I don't think they quite overwrite the genetics, because there are white Gerudo women, I'm pretty sure they're still like part Hylian and not like fucking Asari. They just all become big women
Damn thread sped up. No chance to do a request now.
>>733591249I can try my best
>>733591249Make it anyways. It can always end up on the docket for the noble drawanon. Stranger things have happened.
>>733591345I only see a cow and two chickens.
>>733591345>>733591327Sorry I meant to take a request and draw it.Wanted to draw either an obscure Zelda girl or some more medli.Dont think Ill be by my PC in time for it before thread dies.
>>733591642Damn, I was going to poorly draw something in MS paint and tote it as good work. You ruined my bit. Also, Medli caring for a nest of robin eggs that fell out of a tree after a storm
>>733591772You should still do it, anon!
>>733591839
>>733591642Draw Jolene.
>>733592009>amazon presses defeated Link in front of Linebeck and steals his firstbornzamn
Who the fuck is this Zelink poster?No seriously no schizo answers I need to know>inb4 you are ZelinkHow can you prove it?
>>733592246One guy who posts Zelda x LinkThat's literally it. Another one guy is upset at this and attacks anyone and everyone to get at this one guy
>>733592329So it’s schizo bullshit?Seems like that guy needs meds unironically
>>733592246On top of >>733592329 , it's a boogeyman term to throw around ad hominin style.It's not productive to engage in no matter what way you slice it though. Better to just focus on the cute girls and the games they're from.
>>733592023I miss the recolors of this image.
>>733592548recolours are always welcome
>>733587498It's time for a new brunette or redhead Zelda.
>>733592896Alternatively, a platinum blonde. Not medium yellow blonde, nearly white blonde
>>733592896>redhead ZeldaHylia might gun her down on-sight thinking she's one of the M's. Previous iterations got away unscathed probably by sheer luck.
>>733592329What, like THIS?
>>733592896As a redhead enjoyer I'd approve. Really lean all the way into it too, don't make her a strawberry blonde I want her to be as headheaded as Malon.
>>733588140She's Midna's childhood friend (in the manga)
>>733561283>ywn go on a tropical cruise on your private yacht with your beautiful trophy wife Mineru
>>733561376What feels weirder is seeing someone basically recreate a posted you made by using an image you posed along with almost the exact same verbiage you used. Come up with an original idea ya jerk! Ya BIG JERK!
One zelink schizo coming right up
Which Zelda girl is the most likely to be into forcibly feminizing Link and pimping him out to men?
>>733592745Link/Woomy was a lot of fun.
>>733593104FTFY
>>733558591I saw someone post her in the last thread, and it took me until it 404'd before I figured out why she looks so familiar.She looks exactly like prime era Madeline Kahn
>>733595047
>>733595047I never found Madeline Kahn attractive but damn I loved her as a kid. She was hilarious in every movie I ever saw her in.
lon lon milk is the cat's meow
>>733556119Here you go, fairy boy!
>>733595927the scene that spawned a thousand fanarts and millions of first time boners
mfffphhhhhhh!
Wish an artist would draw Hena and Link both taking a bath together.
Oh... Good evening.I'm going to town now to deliver milk. Would you like a ride?Tonight I'm kind of lonely...I welcome company.
>>733590081I think the gilded sword is still very cool honestly, if it were the final upgrade in another game it would be awesome but the razor sword is one of the coolest fucking sword designs in all vidya, it never stood a chance being in the same game.
>>733561804>Thousands dead by her hand2000 hit combo! ;D
>Is that your sword, or are you happy to see me?
What does her milk taste like?
>>733596347
>>733596232Go beg in the drawthreads like the medli fags.
>>733596962>translator go a boner so he made a spelling mistakekek
Gotta balance this thread a little.
I think I'll make it so once you've done a girl's story you can pick a character sheet/dice set themed after her. This will go nicely with the combat ally thing I have in mind.
Cremia's creamy cremias!
>>733596992>Go beg in the drawthreadsI'm afraid those times are long gone friend.
>>733556790I feel like after 25 years, making "special" anniversaries for every 5 years i kinda pointless for any series
>>733597192Got milkmaids with giant tits is a trope I will never get tired of...
>>733597248qrd?I haven't been paying attention.
reminder that cremia is for anju only
>>733597054fuzzy! inside!
>>733596739Milk
Mineru's outfit is pretty lewd now that I think about it.
>>733597315One particularly annoying mother fucker overloading the booru with their shit, so it got taken down and replaced.This was followed by several more months of spam. No one could post or request anything without mass replies accusing them of being or siding with a bot request. tldr; one asshole ruined it for everybody.
>>733597248le TP fishe girl
>>733597750This one?
>>733597747>it got taken down and replaced.So there are two boorus now?I only know of vidya.pics
beep beep best Zelda girl coming through*crash*
>>733597750Or this one?
>>733597865>YWN have sex with hena on her "boyfriend only" canoe
>>733597865My brain briefly mixed up Hena and Iza. They're sisters so whatever.
>>733577879>>733556589
>>733597808>>733597865Yeah!
>>733598121how old is riju during TOTK? Asking for a friend.
>>733597945I won't relent! Only death will stop me!
>>733597841All I recall is people scrambling to recollect old requests because the original booru was inaccesable. This was a couple of years ago though.
>>733598287Riju Makeela is 12 years old in BotW, and ToTK is stated to take approximiately 5ish years later.I'd put her at 17 years old, or 18 if you want to be a prude so xitters won't complaing about the lewds
>>733598463God I need a Riju GF so freaking bad...
zelinkers are a blight upon society
>>733583746>Give Link actual, living parentsI am still mad.
>>733598831Good morning shitposter-kun
>>733598859Good morning Zelinktranny
Zeldabros, if you guys ever learned how to draw, which Zelda girl are you going to draw more of?
>>733565662>Play this>Next three relationships are with very short women with reddish hair.I'm sure it's unrelated. haha.
>>733598796my brown hebe goddess...
can we hit double post and image limit for the 2nd thread in a row?
>>733598993mipha and link's married life
>>733598993Probably Medli and Malon since those two are my main squeezes but I'd also honestly probably draw a lot of Ruto because I find her really cute
>>733599137yes we can did it anons
>>733599202
>>733598993I'd put Styla into some wierd outfit.Really the issue is that I can't draw clothes.
>>733599264wife
I just got home and the thread is dying.I will make do by reiterating yet again that I like the green girl.
>>733599326
>>733599360not amused
>>733572235>>733572089Have a quickie
my wife serves me
>>733599445She cannot be your wife as she is my wife.
Does anyone have that picture of Maggie holding the Tri-Rod?It's not on the booru.
>>733599350New thread. fun never stops!>>733599705
>>733599740No image limit?
>>733599938almost there brother
>>733599984
>>733589152I am biased toward young Ruto but this is such a good render of Queen Ruto
We did it bros.New thread>>733599705
>bro let's 'ironically' make the thread into a general!Yeah, it's #Them behind this.The anniversary was yesterday, pack it up.
>>733600409shush
>>733599396nice
>>733600409Its been 40 years, Kid. Learn to have fun once in a while
>>733600725You are trans.>>733601438You are black.