Gamers will look you dead in the eye and say they want to be join and be apart of an empire thats heavily militaristic, ultra-violent, fascist, racist and worships a dead guy.
>>733597024As opposed to the alternative, which is to be part of a cult of a dark god that's devoted to destroying everything and trapping everyone alive in a maelstrom of insanity?
>>733597024I don't think anybody who knows anything about the setting would genuinely rather live in the 41st millennium instead of the 3rdBut if you were in the grim dark nightmare future it would be cool to bayonet Eldars and Taus to death for the crime of not being human
but at least they're not racist and have blacks in every single chapter
>>733597024You are not talking about a game, are you?
>>733597419The galaxy was colonized by Star Trek-style libtards during the Dark Age of Technology, it makes sense that they would have brought pet blacks and browns with them everywhere they went
>primarislop
>>733597024The alternatives are far worse
So besides the monstrous races like Tyranids, Necrons, Orks, Dark Eldar whats stopping the IOM from just finding some other race thats “peaceful” or can be used as proxy against their enemies? Why dont they go outside the galaxy and colonize new ones?
>>733597024>Gamers will look you dead in the eye and say they want to be join and be apart of an empire thats heavily militaristic, ultra-violent, fascist, racist and worships a dead guy.Yes. But I don't want to be a faggy ultramarine.
>>733597024>wokehammer 40gayfag
>>733597661The Dark Age of Technology was not kumbawa libtardism. They still annihilated countless alien species in their conquest of the stars and practiced extremely authoritarian rule. People just had food replicated for them instead of needing to eat corpse starch.
>>733597794>SalamandersThat's like an Ultramarine but just ten times gayer.
>Trannyhammer
>>733597024Nobody who knows anything about the setting would willingly live there.
>>733598006>ERDAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE ARE MY 12 STEPSONS!
>>733597781Most would be "Peaceful" xenos were exterminated millenia ago. The Imperium doesn't believe such a species exists in the long term. Sapient species are mostly exterminated as a matter of course outside of some saved for menageries or Inquisitorial retinues. >Why don't they go outside the galaxyOutside of using the Astronomicon to navigate, Warp Travel functions on shifting "Currents" in the Imaterium. The Astronomicon isn't visible outside of the Galaxy, and the ebb and flow of the Warp becomes stagnant past a certain range outside of the Galaxy.
>>733597661Even if that were true, and it's not and blacks would have long been wiped out or simply edited away with science before humanity reached their peak, then blacks surviving the age of strife, the crusade, the heresy, and the 10,000 years after all that is still completely nonsensical.
>>733598009There are plenty of places and stratas you can live perfectly safely and happily in.
>>733598009Being any form of Nobility is okay-ish as long as you're not a total fuck up or corrupted by Chaos. Any civilized worlds not designated for some meme function by the Administratum like Hiverworld/Agriworld/Forgeworld is okay.Weirdly enough being born to a Deathworld is passable depending on when it was first colonized, because if you were rediscovered from the Dark Age of Technology or at least very early in the Great Crusade, you were probably genetically designed to survive there and everyone else is fucked if they try to access it or force you to do anything. Still a rough and demanding life but not tedious and souls sucking like the others.
>>733597024considering the state of the universe in 40k, that is quite literally your least insane option
>>733598347they simply made for good warriors with their fast twitch muscles
>>733598347What about planets with Africa equivalent continents where having more melanin made them better at resisting skin cancer and they were more resistant to space malaria
>>733597895>doesn't post his favorite chapterso your like a regular prayer only infinitely gayer
>>733599510Dark skin != AfricanThe African race from Earth could not survive to the 42nd millennium. Countless outgroups from simple grug racist neighbors to racial supremacist continental/planetary warlords with magical science to daemonic aliens working for dark gods and everything inbetween would just kill them.
>>733599839Why do you think Africans still draw breath on Terra in 026.M3Nobody has bothered to genocide them and they've been known to the rest of humanity for centuries
yes, retard, it's fiction, where I can enjoy being retarded in a retarded universecan't wait to be extra retarded and get away with it in dark heresy
>>733600062Christianity is the main problem I think. That and Europeans are inherently too nice for our own good, so even without the shackles of Christianity we wouldn't have just wiped out India and Africa, but they wouldn't exist in such numbers as they do if not for Christianity and (((capitalism))).
>>733597661>DAoT>star trek style libtardsThe same society that created the butcher's nails, and phosphex?
>>733597024Pretty sure you can like a grim-dark setting in a game and not want to live in it.Or do you think people who like Fallout want to live in a post apocalypse or that people who enjoyed biding of isac want to cry on poop and fight mutant fetuses.
>>733599654Don't see how that's relevant to how gay the Salamanders are. It's Dark Angels. Yes I know. We all know. Still somehow less gay than Salamanders.
>>733597024Not single /v/irgins would survive the geneseed implantation
>>733603136Nah, I would. Check out the gains I posted to /fit/
>>733603136I doubt that. 4chan has had people from all walks of life and lifestyles over the past 20 years.
>>733603276Get out of here before I get the banana Commander to beat your ass at carda again, you stupid mollusk.
>>733603601Baffling how episodes about Yugioh was the highlight of a series about 40k.
>>733603684>OH LOOK AT THAT, A MASSIVE PLAY UNDONE WITH A SINGLE CARD, ONLY IN THIS GA-You know what, I play red/blue, I am not allowed to criticize.
>>733597024>t. chaos
>>733597690Sorry, poorfag. But your manlet marines are no longer cool. I suggest you torch them
>>733597024There is no "want", only the Emperor's will.
>>733597794Based Salamanbro
>>733597024>humans Pretty fucked up and can be evil but can also be good. I root for them because I take my own side, simple. Also so much of the fucked up shit they do is justified given the setting. >chaosThe literal manifestation of evil in every sense of the word>OrksRetards that just want to kill and go to war, I don’t know about evil but they aren’t good either.>NecronsWeird robot alien freaks that want to kill everyone, they’re evil. >Eldar They’re okay for the most part. But they are even more racist and supremacist than humans. >Dark EldarFucked up sadistic freaks >TauThey seem pretty sensible, I wouldn’t mind being a human under Tau rule. All I have to do is stick to their philosophy to avoid the brainwashing camps>DwarvesI think their lore just got overhauled, but from what I can tell they seem just like normal dwarves
>>733597024Fuck the Ultrasmurfs or any other degree or space crayon eaters. I want a game where you play as an Kasrkin badass, or failing that an Militarum Tempestus, Both of which btw are classified as Stromtroopers in 40k. Not the marines.
>yet another nebulous 40k lore thread that makes absolutely no mention of video games and never will>>>/tg/
>>733604687Fine, I think captain Titus is badass, and when I finish Space Marine, I wanna play Boltgun.
Is /tg/ really sp bad that you retards refuse to use it and make these endless off-topic threads here instead? VIDEO GAMES.
>plays Xcom 2>"I fear not the 90% hit chances for the Emperor guides my hand!"
>>733604358>Necrons>evilcringe and wrong
>>733604920They want to eradicate and/or enslave all organic life
>>733605301>they want to eradicate and/ or enslave everyone who isnt themSo just like the Imperium?
>>733597024>Gamers will look you dead in the eye and say they want to be join and be apart of an empire thats heavily militaristic, ultra-violent, fascist, racist and worships a dead guy.And what is wrong with that?
>>733602331>butcher's nailsOkay sweety we need to incorporate these insane xeno berserkers into our society because diversity is our strength so in the name of equality we're installing these implants that make you a violent retard into everyone. Show up for the surgery at any participating clinic starting next Monday and we'll give you a free doughnut!
>>733597024>Gamers will look you dead in the eye and say they want to be join and be apart of an empire thats heavily militaristic, ultra-violent, fascist, racist and worships a dead g-*BLAM*
>>733597024Sorry what's your complaint?
>>733604358Orks are the embodiment of violence, which is ontologically evil. They are evil. The idea that Orks are not evil but just misunderstood is a plague of reddit origin.
>>733597024Does Warhammer 40k have fans in Japan or is the series too Anglopilled for them?
>>733604687>>733604825maybe is the board wasn't 50% porn your argument might be valid.
>>733606542A lot of people that are more right wing and antisemitic than you agree with him 100%
>>733606730Yeah there is this massive game's workshop store in Japan. The main issue for going for Japan audiences is that Warhammer lacks Moe shit by design, plus most people who are into shit like painting and assembling model's, already have their own home grown stuff like Tamiya.
>>733598139Why don't the Eldar just leave the Milky Way? They had 60 million years to do so since the birth of Slaanesh.
>>733607315I honestly think it would be more worthwhile for GW's to target China and other Asian countries than Japan.You've already got JoyToy that is Chinese which has done a bunch of stop motion animations for GW and there's a growing audience of WH40K fans in China just going by Youtube alone they are ripping off Warhammer+ animations and putting on fan subtitles in Chinese. I think the big break through was the vidya that have done it making it slightly more appealing there.
>>733604358Orks are sadist who toy with the ones who don't fight them, like if you were to weak they will skin and eat you or put you in chicken fights against other humans or an Ork to be demolished by him while they cackle and the space dwarves? they mine entire planets with people in em
>>733598006A HERO!
>>733607336Nigga, Slaanesh was born right before the great crusade. The Eldar Empire only ended with that birth.
Battlsector is finally getting Black Legion on tuesday
>>733607849Is it true that chaos was supposed to have robots?
>>733597024I actually want to be worse than that.
>>733607340yes goyim, we totally hate our tool and you should be a part of it haha
>you will never pop cultist skulls with a lasgun and your brossad
>>733602957it's spiritually impossible to be gayer than the dark angels, anon
>>733597024Well, yeah. Obviously a much more horrible universe to be in, but at least you can be openly racist to xenos and crush their alien fucking skulls. Also Hitler did nothing wrong, nigger. THE GAME
>>733604687At least it has a game screenshot instead of just random fan art
>>733607457>I honestly think it would be more worthwhile for GW's to target China and other Asian countries than Japan.That's what the Cathay release for The Old World is for
>>733597024space marine chapters can act much more autonomously than your typical stooges of the imperium some won't even view the emperor as a godyour life is still dedicated to killing monsters for centuries but depending on your chapter you won't really be a fascist and even a shinning herofrankly the people who NEED to play a hero are cowards
>>733607457They do you just don't hear about it. Warhammer in all forms is big in China.
>>733607457Japs who like 40k like it because its differentthey like the exotic religious symbolism on knights that you won't get from japanese mech designsthere's a reason why tau are a nonstarter for them
>>733609426>there's a reason why tau are a nonstarter for themTrue, Games workshop should have just made an Guards regiment loosely based of samurai rather than a bunch of vaguely eastern ugly ass frog people
>>733607896They got turned into Necrons in 2nd edition
any BAs or Lamenterchads ITT
>>733609636I think one of those already existed, but most Japanese 40k fans were westoboos that like German tanks and the like, so trying to make ashigaru gaurdman woulden't have worked
>>733599510>>733599839>>733600062Dude, this is set 39 millennium into the future. I could totally believe the few actually smart and attractive blacks, with the assistants of whites could and would run a eugenics program to make the black races not violent and retarded.
I wish this setting was this popular 3-5 years earlier so I could have completely avoided it. its dogshit even if you dont care for dei shit. Dont spend money on it, for the old world or 40k. Im not even gonna speak on the other settings.
>>733608534Nah. It's entirely superficial. They gave the Dark Angels that naming convention because if not for that they'd just be objectively the best Chapter.
>>733610430Blood Angels are fine but Lamenters kind of just seem like misery porn. Better than Flesh Tearers though.
>>733611736Given it's so far in the future, if they are descended from any group of whites who had been shoved on a planet with the relevant environment, by the time 40k takes place they would naturally bear the features that are most optimal for the environment. Skin color is one of the quickest features to change given we have mummified remains of English and Scandinavion progenitors, and despite reconstructions of the facial physiology still being similar to their descendents, the skin seems much more pigmented and melanistic. Ultranigger could be your descendant even with zero intermingling with Africans.
I just realized that's zero chance for the voice lines in DoW4 to be as good as 1
>>733615730CAN NONE OF YOU KILL ME!?
>>733597024"Abelard! Call OP a faggot and then explain how being a Rogue Trader is mega based."
>>733604358You're objectively wrong and cringe about the Necrons.You are arguably wrong about the Eldar as well, but i mostly agree with you. Them being allies of convenience is a newish thing. Naturally humans don't trust them because they've proven time and time again they will sacrifice hundreds of millions of humans for a few dozen or hundred Eldar. Now of course, looking out for your own kind is understandable, but this is coming from a high and mighty race that feels emotions on depths humans can't comprehend. The fact that they're able to operate as they do is only because they see humans as animals. "Mon-keigh" in their language roughly translates to "those who are to be exterminated."
>>733610680>jobthat's a funny way of making the super speshul marine killers take a fuck ton of casualties>>733612148Lamenters are misery porn but I like to take a more positive view to them; the sacrifice is sort of antithetical to the Grim Derp typical of the setting, they just want to make the galaxy a better place to the point of almost ruining their chapter several times. Plus their Chapter Master is a Cool Guy.
>>733605301The infinite empire has the right to do to lesser species as they will.And the Necrons are not monolithic. Different dynasties want different things. They all want to return to organic bodies. Some want to completely scour the other races. Some would be cool with incorporating them. Some just want to fuck around and adventure and fight Tyranids.
>>733607849is this game any fun?
>>733616841I really enjoy it.Pretty simplistic turn based grid combat but if you like 40k it's got a lot of units and is at least in the ballpark of being the like the table top game.
>>733616837>They all want to return to organic bodiesThat's wrong though. The biggest ongoing civil war among the Necrons is between Imhotek and Szerahk, with Imhotek rejecting any attempts to reverse biotransference because he thinks Szerahk is a fuck up.
>>733606202>>733606202>Orks are the embodiment of violence, which is ontologically evil.
>>733617384Neat. I'll give it a shot thanks
>>733602957bullpup bolters are a thing?
>>733597151There is literally nothing wrong about chaos.
>>733618769No, just that one.