>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH MJ PLEASE OH GOD THE FRIDGE IS TOO STRONG I DON'T HAVE A GUN LIKE YOU MJ I CAN'T FIGHT IT PLLEEEAAASE
>>733617452They spend millions in writers and this is the garbage they come up with
>>733618873>They spend millions in writersno they don't
>>733618936Well it certainly costed them millions kek
>>733617452Sorry CHUDS but this is what being a better MAN is all about!
>>733617452>NIGGER MORALES>BLACK LIVES MATTER >AIPAC>ANYONE, HELP!
>>733617452You just know they thought they were so clever for "subverting" the woman in refrigerator trope with this scene.
White men can hit the big chill like average fridges can.
>>733618936
>>733617452>Mary Jane when I said I wanted you on top, I mean cowgirl not pronebone!
>>733618873This will always be so funny
The fridge isn't the issue, as Peter flips it off right after. The problem is that MJ somehow moves fast enough to protect him from a Venom strike and it doesn't kill or even hurt her.
>>733617452listen up kiddo, those fridges are tough as fuckindiana jones himself survived a nuke inside one of those badboyscan spooderman survive a nuke? thought sonow sit the fuck down and show some respect
>>733619552>Peter "The symbiote is affecting my insecurities about being Spider-Man. Is this really worth it? If I can't save everyone or even the people closest to me, what am I even doing with my life? I feel like a failure....">MJ "MY BOOK DIDN'T SELL WELL, FUCK YOU!!!!!!"
>>733619630ACTUALLYSpider-Man DID survive a nuclear explosion one time, point blank range tooCan Indy do that without a stupid fridge? Thought so
>>733618936>millions in writersThat must have been a lot of monies because they don't pay writers that much.
>>733619445>Spiderman literally turns the prowler into a close friend and ally (AMONG OTHERS) who straight up poses as him to protect his secret identity>marvel reinterprets hobie brown as a hip new black/mexican spiderman>then chastises peter for not doing the thing that literally created milesi fucking hate these writers man>>733620384it shows
>>733617452Their defense is>Venom counters the spider sense, chud!So Venom was controlling the fridge the whole time?
>>733620384Kek
>the writing in a disney/marvel product isn't very goodimagine my shock
>>733621887Spider Sense isn't triggered by symbiote BUT >Peter stands there like a dumbass not prepared to fight after Harry make sit obvious he's going to fight and even transforms into a hulking beast>Venom does a huge telegraphed move to shoot a tendril at Peter that is so slow even MARY JANE HAS ENOUGH REACTION TIME TO SEE IT AND JUMP IN FRONT OF PETER YET PETER CAN'TGenuinely garbage writing. All they had to do to fix the scene was>Venom looks like he's going for Mary Jane>Peter tells her to run and jumps in front of her>Venom grabs Peter and throws him out of the house (the fight takes place outside so might as well) into the street>Being thrown through bricks and maybe into a car or two suddenly is a better excuse for Peter to be dazed for a few seconds>By the time he gets back up and jumps back into the house, Venom is in the process of turning MJ into Scream
That fridge? Hypersonic with galaxy level attack power btw
>>733622090We can't let Mary Jane be a damsel in distress because that's a misogynistic cliché
>>733622342
>>733622090Also the objective when figthing Peter as Miles>Save PeterThe objective when Fighting Scream (MJ)>Help MJ save herself
>>733622281>Striking Strength: At least Wall level+, possibly Small Building level, possibly Small City level to Mountain level, likely far higher.which one fucking is it???
>>733617452Still pitching about this?
>>733622674Huh
>>733622674STEEEERIKE ONE
>>733622674>pitchingSaaaaarrr....
>>733626916Be nice
>>733617452Someone should make a requiem for a dream edit of the fridge scene
>>733617452I didn't play these games. Why is the superhero who can lift a car being crushed by a fridge?
>>733619552>Help mj save herself
I've heard of putting a character in the fridge, but this is ridiculous.
>>733619552Video games are not propaganda btw. Just listen and consume.
>>733617452
>>733618990>costed
are there any ice themed villains in marvelbecause that's spidey's nemesis now
>19 inches of venom
>>733619445humilation rit
>>733632373Hot
>>733617452God his face is so damn punchable without the 1st PS4 game face mod.
>>733617452post japanese spiderman vocaroo
>>733621887Their defense is wrong because that's not a thing in the games
>>733634405It's also wrong because if MJ was able to react in time, then so can Peter without spider sense.
Mary Jawne to the rescue, leave it to me!!
>>733619552these quest descriptions are so fkn corny you always know a woman or some skinny fat semite wrote this
Reminder that Spider-Man is actually way stronger than he seems. It isn't brought up much but he's strong enough to hold up a fucking skyscraper.So that makes him getting owned by a fridge all the more stupid.
>>733619696Spiderman fought Phoenix Force empowered X-Men during AVX. Its always weird when writers recognize he can be powerful but relegate him to mooks like Kingpin, Kraven, Norman and Doc Ock still.
Mary Jiggle
This game has the best version of the black suit simply because it's a 3 hit kill for every non boss.
>>733617452>Same game as where spideeman is retired to shill MJ and Miles>This plot device where characters are killed off to make replacements have emotional weight is called fridging.These hacks fridged peter with a fridge
>>733634854Kingpin is weird because he has no superpowers. He is just a regular ass human being yet when Kingpin gives Spider-Man a hug he freaks out and goes "AHHHH THIS IS TOO MUCH I'M GONNA DIIIIIIIEIE".Peter you fucking drama queen.
>>733635061Peter didn't retire. He took a break. He even says Break's over when you switch back post game.
>>733619389>spent three times the fucking budget on sm2>can barely even tellwhat is going on with this fucking industry man
>>733635434>what is going on with this fucking industry manIt's like any industry. Easy money attracts the wrong kind of people. Execs who want the credit so they'll have to change things, investors who are chasing the dragon so they'll increase the budget, family and friends and leeches who want to make good on the increased budget. Things start out good because of capitalism and then nepotism and a communistic mindset starts to seep in and gradually (sometimes not so gradually) things get worse.
>>733617452the fridge was specifically because of the name of the fridge trope used when a female character is killed offI'm 30% certain of this and nothing can change my mind.
>>733631949I get it
>>733635125Spider-Man is a street level hero.
>>733635125>Peter you fucking drama queen>SHOCKER ILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH >that fucking scream when the Mary Jane clone evaporated
>>733635721Then why does he websling at skyscraper height dumbarse
>>733634623A frail looking woman like MJ can take out huge armored bodyguards with a single taser and even knock one of them to his knees with a fucking tap to his leg, yet Pete with literal super strength takes several hits to take out one guy. Yeah OK Insomniac. Even without hairsplitting about power levels that's fucking silly.
>>733619445They put you into suicide watch for less.
>>733617452WHAT'S IN THE FRIDGE
>>733635730All fair moments, tho.He was amped up by Symbiote and believing Shocker was the one to kill Uncle Ben, and he was married to that clone for a while
>>733635016More like XL-sior...
>>733618873Just like Marvel does on movies. They’re the same writers
>>733617452AAAIIIIEEE NOT THE FRIDGE IF ONLY I HAD THE RAW VIGOR OF A BLACK TEENAGER
>>733617452She's real hero of New York City
>>733635808He canonically holds his punches.>>733617452>>733618873He was weakened after the getting kicked by Miles removal the symbiote, no shit he got stunned by a fridge.
My favourite implied loredrop by Insomniacman is Peter supposedly ignoring the entirety of Harlem on purpose for years.Uncle Ben's lesson sure rubbed off of him.
>>733635621>spend first half of post explaining how greed fucks things up>flip-flop halfway though when the indoctrination kicks in and you remember your slave training doesn't allow you to say anything bad about capitalismPlease explain how "this game needs to make as much money as possible so we're going to inflate the budget and development time and compromise what made previous entries good by pandering to as wide an audience as possible" is the result of a 'communistic mindset'.
>>733636907capitalism is marked with struggle and competition which necessitates fulfilling a unique niche or having a competitive advantage over the competition. communism is marked with low effort slop that is meant to pander to the entire population because there is no competition.
>>733617452I recently realized this was a George Floyd reference
>>733617452reminder
>>733638075>striving to have the broadest market share (ie bland pandering) is totally le gommunism and not at all the result of market competition You might be irredeemably retarded
>>733617452>MJDon't worry little boy, I'm here! HEEHEEEEE, SHAMONE!
>>733638595>striving to have>the result of Anon... the result comes after the striving for something. The striving for is independent of communism or capitalism. Was greed and nepotism only invented a couple hundred years ago and before that it was all sunshine and rainbows? Bad evil old white (orange) men invented greed? The result of striving for bland pandering in a functioning competitive market is the company inevitably going out of business. The health of the market determines the speed of that result settling in. In a communistic setting this result can be drawn out until the failure of the country. Take ubisoft as an example. Thanks to the general capitalistic framework that is luckily still in place they did eventually hit the wall despite the communistic practices of government subsidies and the communistic mindset of the decision makers at ubisoft that they already have a monopoly over their IPs and can ignore the laws of the free market. You seem to have trouble coming to the conclusion that there can be a communistic mindset influencing peoples decisions even within a capitalistic framework. The evils that make up communism aren't invented the moment that it gets officially introduced. They're always present and they always need to be defended against.
I just started to play this shit a few days ago since it came on ps plus. After the intro battle against sandman (which was also retarded) there is a mission where a bunch of guys try to rob a gun club and peter parker goes on this long ass anti-gun rant and even wonders why a city in america would have a gun club. I am actually blown away at how much I hate the writing. I saw plenty of chuds make a big deal about how woke the game is, which is something I can tolerate to an extent. But god fucking damn is the writing unfettered fucking ass. Miles genuinely has no character other than being black.I remember this game came out around the same time as Alan Wake 2 and that game got bashed by /v/ for being woke. I played it and it was pretty good. Well written and not really woke outside the fact that there is a black woman. Thought the same would apply for spiderman 2. Nope the game is unbearable.Honestly I have an almost masochistic thing for this game. I sit down and play this game for a solid 45 minutes before I have to stop. I almost enjoy ripping apart every retarded writing choice in my head.
>>733638979>The result of striving for bland pandering in a functioning competitive market is the company inevitably going out of businessNo it isn't. This is what all big entertainement companies do be it in music, films, or vidyas because striving for "a niche" is effectively excluding yourself from large parts of the market which no large campany has any interest in doing so. This is why Taylor swift has the most popular music on earth, marvel the most popular films and stuff like zelda the most popular vidyas. It's literally the point of competition to try and have the largest market share. As for the "normal" capitalism you speak of which magically keeps competition balanced for ever, it has literally never existed except in the heads of anencephalic retards like yourself and propagandists, the ultimate result of competition is systematically and historically monopoly. But it's not even what's happening here, Sony has competition and isn't the only AAA producer, games like spiderman 2 are the results of extreme specifications by managers and shareholders to not make something that'd be excluding too much and have nothing to do with an entirely imaginary "communistic mindset" plaguing billion dollar companies. Your entire post is demented rambling from a barely sentient brainwashed CIA bot who can't help but blamed gommunism for everything he doesn't like - as you were trained for.
>>733639531>This is what all big entertainement companies do be it in music, films, or vidyas because striving for "a niche" is effectively excluding yourself from large parts of the market which no large campany has any interest in doing so. This is why Taylor swift has the most popular music on earth, marvel the most popular films and stuff like zelda the most popular vidyas. It's literally the point of competition to try and have the largest market share.Anon, please. At least think about your point for a second. All of these big companies have a niche. Disney has fairy tales and comic aesthetics, nintendo has kids and "fun", sony has "mature games for mature gamers" and so on. A niche can also have mass appeal. Just like how animals that are settled in a specific niche can have extreme success. Funnily enough the bland pandering that causes them to lose their market share is shared across industries and the politics of the entire western world. All of those companies and countries moving together hand in hand to ensure that there is no competition that can resist that push. Literally trademark communism.>the ultimate result of competition is systematically and historically monopolyAh, fascinating. So because there is still some room for human evils in a capitalistic society we should abolish our best known system which grants people the ability and right to fight against them. Instead we should just embrace a system that sees those evils as a feature rather than a bug.
>Supposed to be a worn down veteran Peter who's ready to retire after a lifetime of fighting >He looks like a teenage boy maybe a couple years older than Miles>MJ looks old enough to be his motherWhat the FUCK were they thinking?
>>733636497By "holds his punches" he means he doesn't fucking punch their heads off.
>>733635673How is Silver a GL?He has like zero willpower.IT'S NO USE!
>>733638706IM GONNA FUCK WITH YOUALLLLL NIIIIIGHTTT
>>733619696Comics are so fucking retarded and gay. Jesus christ
>>733624908kek
>>733619696>>733619696Ackshually, that was an anthrax missile, it's fine.
>>733642872See? All good.
>>733636497Cope India. Even weakened Parker could lift a fridge.
>>733636497>>He canonically holds his punchesEven so, MJ can take out the same armored guards with a single tase?
>>733619445why does the left guy look like a malformed spermlet? seems jewish coded with their fucked up dicks... sad
>>733642965'I don't give a shit' - Insomniac
>no one has posted it yethttps://vocaroo.com/1lQvZwcjHpiQ
>>733619552holy shit, glad I pirate the first gayme and never bother with the second after the first one kept interrupting and forcing me doing nigger and MJ side bitch quests
This game ended up being such a forgettable experience, no wonder it got zero awards
>>733643387I don't know if he's fighting a fridge or taking a giant shit.
>>733619389>game with only Spider-Man playable and his rogues gallery is better than the bastardised mismatch of 2 Spider-Men and their foes and ending in Miles taking over from Peter full time before the Green Goblin even shows upgenuinely what were they thinking with 2? The Punished Norman arc from 1 and 2 was really solid but with Peter retiring "temporarily" as Spidey at the end of 2, Miles vs Norman won't have nearly as much weight in 3.
>>733635029>ps3 and 360 version is fucking terrible and memeable>ps2 version is unironic kino but nobody played it and thinks it's just a worse ps3/360 versionfeelsbadman, SM3 PS2 is peak.
>>733640440>>He looks like a teenage boy maybe a couple years older than MilesThey came up with a bs excuse about the facial cap but it's no coincidence Marvel invested money in Sony after SM2018 and the new face model looks like Tom Holland.
>>733644907I remember a day or two after that pile of shit came out, some rep for Insomniac confirmed arachnig was going to be the main Spider-Man going forward. They walked back on that one pretty quick.Don't worry though, 3 will have fucking Silk to bog down the already bloated narrative further. You'll hear all about the asian-american struggles and some shit.>>733645036I've been meaning to try Wii WoS but I can't be bothered to come up with a control scheme to get rid of the waggle. Know if it's any good?
How strong is the fridge in spiderman power levels?
>>733645108>Know if it's any good?Sorry anon, the only web of shadows version I've played is the rpcs3 rom. :(
>>733617452Wake me up when we get Italian Spiderman video game.
>>733634623She's so stong
>>733634701Man that was a great issue>Refused to stop holding the building up until they made sure every single person inside got out safe That's the type of shit why I love Peter
>>733636278I chuckled
>>733645108>silkPter should come backwee need a chase sequence where Peter and Silk set traps for each other, trying to corner the other in order to rape it
>>733638595well he do sound like an american
>>733645108Web of Shadows Wii is just the 360 version but with worse graphics and waggle controls
>>733619389>It costs 300 million to make a video gameThis shit has to be unsustainable
>>733622090make it a fight, going from the appartement to the streetat the end when you punch him, put a forced failure qte about venom grabbing Peter, then he throw you where you can't see him anymore and when you come back, mj is absent
>>733645815why make 750 millions gain when you can do 300, god i fucking love pleasing the shareholder
>>733645143Way higher than One Above All.
>>733619445>WOW, REFORMING YOUR GREATEST ENEMY, CAN'T SAY I EVER DID THATOff the top of my head Spider-Man has reformed >Eddie Brock>Sandman>Doc Ock>Green Goblin>Hob Goblin>Prowler>Black Cat>RhinoHas the person who wrote this game even read a single Spider-Man comic?
>>733638573Maaan fuck this. I'm replaying Arkham City right now.
>>733638706Would MJ be able to fend off the symbiote
>>733636278good one lol
GOLLY GEE MILES I SIRE WISH I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW TO TALK TO MY VILLAINS LIKE YOU
>>733640440I remember watching my younger brother playing SM2 on my PC and even he thought the new face was ugly.
>>733643652You just know Insomniac and Sony were seething about that
>>733619445I hate nigger apologist zoomers so fucking much
>>733643652Just like with Raimi Man 3, it had too much shit going on. Except Raimi Man 3 is still remembered as the Spider-Man movie with the most memes.
The problem with Miles in this game is he has nothing to fucking do>Has an existential crisis over saving Martin Li which COULD be good except he almost let civilians die when he thought about getting him and nobody in game calls him out on this >Then does random stupid "muh black community...." Side missions for 90% of the game while Peter is doing Kraven and Symbiote shit, only showing up for a few missions as a helping hand >Then finally teams up with Peter to take down the Symbiote in the finaleMiles had nothing to do
Spider-Man 2 is like they tried making an Arkham game but instead of taking the good stuff that capeshit has, they filled it to the brim with reasons why people don't read comics.
>>733622281
>>733619445peter tried to reform doc ock literally in the previous game, what is the writer talking about
>>733646029if he's at a concert easily
>>733646113why can't marvel write like this anymore
>>733634623genuinely what went wrong with video games for all of them to become this
>>733646113>"I always liked to picture you as butt ugly under that maskSpider-Man knows that people don't know what he actually looks like so he has trolled people pretending he's black even though he isn't.
>>733634623YAAAAAS QUEEEN SLAAAAAY Who needs men, right fellow femcels?
>Black Cat was actually sexy in the first game >The second game's writer got so annoyed by this they brought her back just to remove her from the game entirely and also she's gay now so fuck you
>>733646357i liked the idea of Kraven being a killing machine capable of hunting and killing sinister six.
>>733619445Damn they really laid it on thick in this game huh
>>733651232>Dude was 5 feet from her and her back was turned >Still somehow missed I hate modern writers
>>733619389>300 mil to create ONE (1) gameAAA industry crash when?
>>733635434disney wanted more money for the license
>>733651232Man, good thing that assassin decided to bring a fucking crossbow instead of a gun, or else MJ would have been in trouble. Also, good thing he decided to shot her far away when he already had the jump on her instead of just moving a little closer to guarantee the shot. How very convenient
SM2 is the best example of everything wrong with modern gaming, none of the characters can go 2 seconds without speaking to themselves with what they should be doing so the 50IQ gamer can understand as well
>>733619552Oh my fucking God, dudes.
>>733622281The Death Battles/powerscaling community is so fucking retarded.If some of these spergs were to say to Tolkien that>It's great how Aragorn could destroy a mountain!He'd cane them in the prostate
>>733651547Dang MJ is so badass women power right? Why do we even need Spiderman anymore? MJ can do anything men do and more. I hate man so much it's my entire personality.
>>733651370Oh fuck off
>>733622281powerscaling autism, not even once
>>733651547>That Symbiote's big but I'm fast.
Manly Jaw Jane mind broke you all.Kneel.
>>733651708Seriously the fact that game has you be MJ fighting a fucking behemoth and win without any help is a joke, it shouldn't even be a close fight, the symbiote should win, but we can't have MJ need help from a man or anything
>>733646502Pretty much this.Doesn't help when you realize that most powerscaling faggots are either children or highly-autistic adults
>>733651889kek
>Secret identify>Wear the flag of your birth nation on it
>>733644637He can do both at once, he's Spider-Man.
>>733647084tried = failedHe's praising Miles for pulling off what every spiderman dreams to do to their villains but rarely can except in specific canons. why are you all retarded
>>733651547Focus, M!
>>733651917The only thing Manly Jane broke is the mirrors in her home with her ugly face lmao
I'm playing this game for the first time since it's on PS+ Extra and I have to say this game really shouldn't be as boring as it is. My muscles get tired playing this and I'm falling asleep. Honest to God, how can anyone find this fun? Why is it that I don't think I'm even going to be able to force myself to finish this? Am I ill? I'm as bored as I was playing AC: Valhalla.
Play shattered universe instead
>>733619445>wow>making my girlfriend cum>can't say i've ever done that>maybe MJ was right>why would she need me...>when she has you?Hire me Insomniac.
>>733619630>indiana jones himself survived a nuke inside one of those badboysDidn't the black guy from the Fallout show also do this? I feel like I'm the only one who noticed because I never see anyone talk about it and I feel like it's extra egregious because it was one of the older models with the fan over a bigass hole which would've made being in the fridge ultra pointless.
>>733652327The mirrors were a male creation so it's deserved.
One of the few ai pictures I have saved because this stupid joke is too funny
>>733652176Never forget
>>733652517Good morning saar
>>733650671Unfortunately it was wasted wit him just killing them OffscreenThe entire game should have been about Kraven and Peter gets the black suit and removes it at the finale, no VenomThey should played up more the angle of Kraven whos using all of the life thats left on him for himself while Peter (and Bycicle Stealing Man) are willing to burn trough their life if it means saving othersAnd Kraven himself had very little presence as most of it was his army, which detracts from the "supreme hunter" angle if he isnt doing everything himself and is just paying people to put his enemies in a ring with him
>>733651232>>733651547Wow I thought people must be exaggerating how bad this shit was.
>>733651547>That Symbiote's big... but I'm fast.
>>733617452I never beat this game. It was the epitome of millennial AAA hand-holding video games. Boring MJ stealth missions, quirkchungus dialogue, some stupid ass side missions where you play with a black deaf girl. All I wanted to do was play as Venom and eat people
>>733622459kek
>>733634623Everyone would laugh at the idea of a Batman game where you play as Vickie Vale or a Superman game where you play as Lois Lane but they genuinely did make 2 Spiderman games where you have to play as Mary Jane
>>733652429>Spider-Man/Batman would totally be anti... police officers... doing their job?
>>733642920>Peter cares more about civilians than himselfI bet in the very next panel MJ kicks him in the nuts and then kills himself. Because fucking Marvel kikes hate Peter.
>>733651460he was trying to avoid sexual harrasment, anon.
>>733653371the sad thing is that the game before this one was actually a good spiderman game, and then they dropped this bad guy and, oh wow.
>>733651547the fun thing is that they could pull this kind of stuff using a strong female character that's actually well trained in this kind of stuff, like silver sable. then again, don't know how i would feel about that, since they will probably portrait her as some kind of 40 years old butch.
>>733617452>open thread>no vocaroo /v/ has fallen
>>733651547Is this a Sony thing? Horizon had the same thing where she would never fucking shut up
>>733654891Based GOD McFarlane drawing her with torpedo tits (most likely based on his wife).
>>733652429>This fictional character would agree with all my political beliefs!Why are they like this
>>733654631>the sad thing is that the game before this one was actually a good spiderman game...on planet retard. Everything this game had, Spider-Man 1 had too, just less. The homo shit, cancerous MJ missions, MJ being a cunt, Peter being a pathetic cuck who jobs to women, Miles existing; all of it. The water just hadn't been enough for you to jump out of the pot yet.
>>733641425It was a crossover and he was the closest thing they had to a green lantern in the Sonicverse.
>>733655037Read again dumbass
>>733647426stem fags went into stem because humanities is for fagsfags ended up writing the scripts stem fags had to code
Snoyggerman is such an embarassment. I can't even fathom people buying this shit.
>>733652268>snoyggerman lover is a child molesting redditorLOL
>Fox fired a guy for sabotaging their capeshit>Sony hired the guy that same day because people in the cabal fail upwards>People are surprised that Sony's capeshit is bad
>>733653016This unironically looks like something /pol/ would come up with if you asked them to design a black Spider-Man.
>>733619445I'm more than fine with a passing of the torch if they do it like batman beyond or something where peter is still a cool mentor figure but having this baffling "wow miles you're just like me but better in every way" is just fucking retarded.
>>733654631No, it wasn't.
>>733619445If I had a nickel for every time corporate entertainment created a sequel for a critically acclaimed IP in which the White male protagonist, a long standing cultural icon, had either become old & miserable or was ritually humiliated, and ended up handing over their legacy to a charisma vacuum of a POC, only for that installment of the franchise to be terribly performing, I would have enough wealth to make the Rothschilds fear me.
>>733657234This mysterious guy has a name?
I truly despise this game
>>733634623SH-SHE FAST!
>>733617452https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtaJRc7fxts
>>733636278Carlos!
>>733657816Tom Rothman.Google is telling me that he was hired later but I remember him being hired the same day, he probably just wasn't a chairman like he is now.
>>733657376Batman Beyond is still the best example of passing the torch in comics too
>>733651370>Thanks, Miles. You're more Spider Man than I'll ever be
>>733657874Reminds me of this meme
>>733622459face it tiger
>>733659189pretty accurate
>>733659075>Beyondman doesn't outright kill anyone but is willing to let people die>Gotham city actually improves a bit
>>733658452god she is so fucking hideous
>>733659189MJ was an absolute cunt and a slut in the Raimi movies, I don't get why Peter was so desperate to get her.
>>733619552How did people read that shit in the office without crying laughing?
>>733656681Tails should be Green Lantern and Silver should be Martian Manhunter, but apparently DC is STILL trying to get Cyborg over. it's never gonna happen. Not because he's black, but because he's fucking Cyborg.
>>733652429Yuri is such a good voice actor too, what the fuck.
>>733647084He DID reform him, even though Otto went to jail he still kept his identity to himself when locked up with the Sinister Six. A villain would out that shit.
>>733654891Sable was in the first game and basically what you expected.
>Focus, M
>>733617452Can I sucker punch /heem/ spiderman?
>>733662619Quicksilver transitioned?
>>733638573It's also since Batman doesn't actually have any superpowers, just sheer force of will (and a colossal amount in the bank account to create whatever he needs to fight crime)
Why is the Symbiote suit so frowned upon?
>>733645981Lizard too
>>733663014Frowned upon by whom? Everyone thinks it's the tightest shit ever.
>>733646113Holy fuck is this modern comic book artwork? The poorly blurred out Ferris Wheel to make it fit the comic style? The atrocious pattern of the robes and shirts of Sandman and Spidey? It quite clearly is something that was copy and pasted into the blanket with no regard to the contours on the human body.
The full scene is even worse >Peter screams MJ and rushes over>MJ begging for help and being dragged away >Peter still stands there like a fucking retard staring at Venom >"D-Don't...."What were they THINKING
>>733663116Shut up
>>733645981Actually good writing.
>>733652758WATCH OUTIT'S FRIDGE MANHIS APPEARANCE IS SPINE CHILLING
>NO! NOOOOOO! STOP IT! MILES IS ALREADY OUR BVLL! I CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS!>FRIDGE-SAMA PLEASE LET ME GO!
>>733651547btw this is as stupid as evading fromshit bosses that fly around at 500 mph shooting laser beams
>>733659539>Beyondman doesn't outright kill anyone but is willing to let people dieA lot of times his villains set themselves up to die no matter what. What the fuck could Terry possibly do about a guy phasing through the earth?
>>733619552oh my science, Peter was reverse buckbroken
>>733617452>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MJ HELP ME IM LATE TO MY GAME OF THE YEAR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
>>733663774>What the fuck could Terry possibly do about a guy phasing through the earth?What makes you think I was talking about that reporter jerk when Terry makes a serious effort to save him? Just off the top of my head there's Mr. Fix and that assassin guy who Terry simply watches hit the pavement.
hehover half as many concurrent players. it wasn't just me who didn't give a fuck about 2 after playing 1
>>733657376Batman Beyond worked because Terry is an actually different character from Bruce and didn't outright steal his entire social and superhero lives.
>>733663116Retard
>>733617452This is rape.This man is getting anally raped by a fridge and you're laughing.
>>733654081ICE aren't police officers dude.
in the next game get j. scott campbell to direct the art
>>733619445Thermonuclear air blast over US Sony headquarters NOW
>>733622459Tiger it face
>>733619445Could've easily fixed this scene by saying >"Wow, reforming your greatest enemy? Took me years before I could do that. Nice work.... Spider-Man."Boom, Peter doesn't do that weird cuck shit, he praises Miles, and calling him Spider-Man shows he respects him
>>733663774To be fair, Terry actually did try to help him, for what little he was able to do.
>>733664657This picture has terrible anatomy and you people eat it up cause of boobs
>>733635016Whats this from?
>>733665009youre ugly
>>733665009Most comics have really terrible art..I mean you're right this looks like some shit off rule34 but it is what it is
>>733638573I miss old Rocksteady so much
>>733619389Does this include marketing budget?
>>733638573Reminder
>>733651547Focus, M.
>>733635125I genuinely thought Kingpin had super strength but no, apparently he's just a fat fuck
>>733617452Paul is hiding in the fridge
>>733617452I actually knew a guy in college that went on to work on this game. Was his lifelong dream to work at insomniac. Wonder how he's doing now.
>>733665574Kingpin has the same build as a sumo wrestler and hes actually trained in various martial arts. But at this point, that should be nothing to Spider-Man. Kingpin has lost fights to Daredevil. Spider-Man can literally punch holes through concrete as a warmup. Kingpin can crush a man's head in his skull. Spider-Man could make Captain America's head explode with a flick of his wrist. Theres too much of a gap now and even back then. I even feel like Fisk could punch Peter and break every bone in his hand.
>>733653016Why do liberal whites think that all black people wear hoodies 24/7?
>>733666671Daredevil is a galactic level threat.
>>733666671At one point, some guys try killing kingpin by ramming him with a car. The driver dies in the crash, while kingping just gets concussed bad enough to lose his memory for a while. Dude is far beyond peak human potential. He is a cartoon character, after all.Realistically, spidey shouldn't have to work for most of his regular enemies. Like doctor octopus; dude is just a regular guy with some flexible mechanical arms. Spidey can literally dodge bullets. He should be able to just dodge the arms and knock him out in one punch. Even if spidey just had regular human strength, besides his reflexes, he still should be able to take out someone like that in one well-aimed punch to the jaw.I think the superior spider-man run coped about this, explaining that spidey is holding back all the time. That if he really was punching people (even his regular super-strength opponents) with his full strength, he wouldn't just be knocking them out, he'd be punching their jaws off or pulping their skulls. So he overcompensates for his strength all the time 'cuz he's just that good of a guy.I guess if we were to take that seriously, it does make a bit of sense. Imagine fighting people with such varying levels of strength that you have no idea how hard you can hit them without testing it out first. If you didn't want to kill people all the time, you'd have to start out being extremely gentle.
>>733667647Post the one where Surfer gets incapacitated by some dude holding his arm behind his back.
>>733617452I hate how Peter got raped by a fridge, very questionable writing decision
>>733644907>genuinely what were they thinking with 2? The Punished Norman arc from 1 and 2 was really solid but with Peter retiring "temporarily" as Spidey at the end of 2, Miles vs Norman won't have nearly as much weight in 3.We all know what they want. They want to retire Peter Parker as Spiderman and replace him with Miles. That's why all the new Spiderman media is metaverse or have them as pairs, to ease Miles in and have him take over. All media must be abotu gays, blacks, or women, or troons.
>>733621878>the kekpin.jpg
You're laughingA man was almost destroyed by his fridge, and you're laughing
>>733657815It goes way further back than most people realize. I'm sure you've heard of the movie Once Upon a Time in the West from 1968, a beloved western classic. The writer was a communist jew and the entire story is explicitly about white people giving up their civilization for the brown masses. The writer himself has admitted that, openly.
I still think the worst part of this shit is the retcon of Peter's face to make him not-Tom-Holland-we-promise. This thread made me remember how much I enjoyed the first game and now unless I go out and get a PS4 copy, I have to get a version with a worse Peter and worse lighting.Genuine enshittification.
>>733617452>"AYO *LIP SMACK* BRRRAAH, I AIN'T GONE LET SOME WYPIPO TELL A POC WAT TA DO *LIP SMACK* IMMA DO MY OWN THING BRAAH BRAAH"I wish Miguel presed his knee on his kneck and popped his stupid fucking pencil erasor head. Don't ever speak to gwen you fucking menthol rim encrusted lipped nigger.
>>733661037Reimi's Peter is an autistic incel and MJ is his first crush, I completely understand why he does the things he does
>>733652429>the vigilante hero I voice would fight the government and rescue the criminalsOk?
>>733634623this is beyond powerful. women are amazing and can do anything better than any man
>>73365489190s a bestOnly thing wrong with her is the black lipstick
>>733652429I genuinley thought that was a bit, it goes on for so long. I'm going to assume he did that because people like him get asked about that shit so he got out some fake scripted thing...he is an actor after all.
>>733652429>I will protect violent murderers and rapists that are here illegally and if that's the last thing I'll do!What did he mean by this?
>>733663116American comics have always sucked, both in writing and especially in art.>>733663191>>733664107Cope.
>>733670751Well adjusted member of society. Jealous that not only does a fictional character get laid, but it's with a demographic of woman that he was promised to have.
Mj? More like Bj.
>>733665071Jesus, what a fucking downgrade they turned her into in Spiderman 2. This girl would keep you on your toes and would actually be kind of fun, Spiderman 2's MJ looks like an HR nightmare who would pester you about BLM or palestine or whatever gay current trend is happening
>>733661037You know its funny. I rewatched the movies and the first onscreen, meaningful interaction between them is MJ looking at Peter in fear after he beats up Flash. But Flash was about to pummel someone smaller than him over almost nothing, in clear view of several students and teachers. The only person who cheers him on when this happens is Harry. Then they get almost nothing until the scene of her parental abuse next door, and then the Thanksgiving scene. Again this is just counting MJ and Peter as himself. During this time she also dates Harry and only at the funeral of his father does she confess her random love to someone she barely gave two romantic thoughts too. Theres zero chemistry between them until the 3rd movie, because even the 2nd is a retread of Peter pining after her while she dates another dude. TLDR MJ is quite possibly the worst character in the Raimi movies and its actually baffling that in NWH he says they somehow "made it work." How? How do you make it work with that vapid, cardboard box of a human?
>>733671649God forbid someone keeps up with current events, meanwhile your largest concern is about a fictional character.GO OUTSIDEI can't imagine being you one day on your deathbed (if you're that lucky) and as your life flashes before your eyes, you realize that your entire life worth of interactions were behind a screen. No one surrounds you because you lived a life like it was an obligation, and you only care about fictional characters who don't grow with you. Here lies Anon, stood for nothing. Loves consuming.
>>733619445I honestly can't tell who's speaking what lines.
>>733664657What's this from again?
>>733672013>Loves consuming.Not trying to strawman, but I have a good sense that you're one of those types that insits on travel to become more "cultured". I hate to break it to you but that's rampant consumerism, and it's only bullshit. We're all consoomers for something pal, you're just blind to what it is because you love it oh so much.
Why do I feel like /v/ never actually played this game
>>733654348No this slightly predates that so on the next page Peter says he wants to go have sex with MJ
>>733672198I did, I platnium'ed it in 20 hours at a relaxed pace...
>>733645981I think it's a bit generous to give Spider-Man credit for reforming Sandman. Thing did all the heavy lifting
>>733664657
>>733619445>>733619552Why they gotta do my nigga Peter like this?
>>733672149It's the cover for Amazing Spider-Man #601, the issue where he hooks up with his roommate
>>733672013You'll die alone AND mad.
If they aren't going to an orignal story for the third game (obviously they won't) then I hope they atleast do superior story, would be fun to see that done.
>>733646113Still mad that Sandman got ruined for no reason
>>733617452AIEEEEE!!! TASUKETE BLACK BOY ME
>>733664657god this artist sucks. most comics suck because they look like this so I never bothered getting into them
>>733662723Why does Mary Jawne do this pose. She's so smug...
>>733672198I was never a closeted resetranny so I was already sickened by manly jane's psychothic antics on 1. You couldn't pay me to play this or an arachnig solo.
>>733672187Nah, I recognize my consumerism habits too, but I don't let it control me. I just realized at one point that I read stories of characters more than I make my own, and since then, I've been living more. Talking to people, finding out what's important to me. I try to be an indie as possible as well as supporting companies that I actually care about. Not just who owns the thing that I used to care forI haven't even traveled internationally yet, but I want to, because there is an entire planet to explore.
>>733672489I have at least 5 bitches who'll show up.
>>733672616J. scott campbell is one of the most well paid american illustrators. you're just an ugly bitch
>>733672795That's not a nice thing to call your mom's book club.
>Look up how Eddie's been doing in the comics lately>Became God, had a time travel war with a bunch of versions of himself, stopped being God, died, came back, and is now Carnage's bitch boyI hate symbioteslop I hate symbioteslop
>>733635931MJs abortions in glass jars
>>733672541It's pretty obvious that they're setting up Superior. They have a hard on for Slott and having Otto's body fail doesn't really lead to anything else.
>>733672013It's sad that you think being engaged in retarded current events is better than being engaged into fictional stories. Learn to have fun in life.
>>733672870If your mom's book club had asses this fat, you'd call em that too
>>733672850probably because he works quickly lolfucking awful. wouldnt use it as ass wipe
>>733672976I have both. Life's about balance. You have to respect yourself as much as you respect your favorite characters and try to live a little more like them
>Bring in Kraven>Give him a bunch of thugs for some reason>Make him use a bunch of robot animals for some reason>Don't do anything interesting with him>Kill him off to hype up Venom instead of just doing Last HuntEverything about this story is a shitshow
>>733673065he only does covers because no one can afford him for a full bookbeing fast has nothing to do with it.
>>733673215lol
>>733651334>Dude was 5 feet from her and her back was turned >Still somehow missedYou roll with disadvantage when making a ranged attack within 5 ft of a hostile creature
>>733657376The debasement is part of the process. Gotta make the new character look superior so that people don't want the old one as much anymore.
>>733673198Kraven's a shit character anyway. Dressing up as Spiderman to attend Spiderman's grave after you murdered him is funny, yes, but the character is still shit.
I still sometimes have that fantasy of sending Marvel or DC my idea for original characters. I did heavy research on their comics, and I haven't found any characters like them in any of their timelinesI still think about my original characters, occasionally try to draw and make 3D models of them, and rarely do I commission someone to make art of them. Everyone I've shared them with liked them, and my friends are more than willing to call me out when something I make is dumb or tacky or cringeIt sucks knowing that I don't have the drawing skills it takes to bring these characters out. I am so bad that I resort to 3D modeling as my way to be creative. I'm still one of those retards who listens to music and plays out imaginary AMVs in my head
>>733676393Try writing novels or something then dudeOnly one stopping you is you
>>733676393why in god's name would you join a sinking ship when indie shit is booming? Marvel/DC in 2010s+ is where you retire and cash checks, not make a name
>>733617452This was the shittiest spidman game ever made but the story only accounts for like 40% of that. the gameplay fucking sucks. the street crimes fucking suck. every mildly interesting action scene is completely non interactive. it is a poor excuse for a video game.
>>733676514I am>>733676648Very true
>>733667839I remember an episode of the 90's cartoon where he fights a guy called Spot or something. He can open portals and teleport around everywhere like a jackass but he's just a normal human otherwise. So when Spidey finally does land a solid hit on him, he goes down in one punch.
Spider-Man 2 story feels like it was written by a schizophrenic. Everyone hates Peter and Peter himself can't shut the fuck up about how much of a fuckup he is and how great Miles is in comparison. But it's not like Miles is a bad character, in fact he's the only character in the game that respects Peter and doesn't think he's better than him.
>>733677131>Everyone hates PeterYou ever read any Spiderman? It's literally all about bad shit happening to Spiderman. The stories are all quintessentially fucked up things happening to Peter and then he powers through them like a hero.Modern Spiderman even has him fucking cucked by some random shithead who dates MJ and they raise a couple of kids together. Who then stop existing. It's garbage. Point is hating Peter is what happens in Spiderman.
>>733619445The irony of dragging Spiderman through the mud like this is that the people doing it can only think of Peter's race and hate him for it. Spiderman appeals to kids all over the world of every race and part of the reason for that is because he's wearing a full suit with a mask. Any kid can be Spiderman. They might as well have been screaming "we don't get it" with Miles' stupid broccoli hair mask and basketball shoes. Damn near as tone-deaf as that black Thor comic with the graffiti and drug dealer shoes in ghetto Asgard.
>>733677380no it isn't, shill
>>733617452>still up almost 24 hours laterlmao no one actually cares about this. Especially since he only gets stuck for like 2 seconds now.
>>733617452Turns out the "deploy refrigerator" guy knew what he was doing.
>>733677520Sure. I'm sure your headcanon bullshit as someone who has evidently never touched a single comic book is definitely exactly how Spiderman stories should go.You fucking clown.
Fuck. Off.
>>733677380it wasn't always like that. Bad things happened and he had problems but he used to have good things happen too and moments of levity. The modern-ish torture porn is not core to spiderman is just a symptom of the whole industry like batman being an ineffectual sadsack autist or the x-men being most of the things they used to fight against or (you)r favorite character suddenly being gay
>>733677380Spidey was hated at the start sure. However, through out the years people slowly started to like him. Then an editor will come in and reset the status quo as Spider-Man cannot progress past his 30s...
>>733677380>>733677809what I think is weird is how his characterization has changed so much. Peter was a perfect everyman because he was unremarkable. now everyone has to make him either an epic cool skater dude or the most bumbling cuck faggot ever. nothing in-between.
>>733617452I always appreciate a chance to post this gem. https://vocaroo.com/1lQvZwcjHpiQ
>>733677930It's because THAT'S what modern writers relate to. They ARE bumbling cuck faggots and they WANT TO BE the cool skater dude of their youth.
SPIDER CUMSPIDER CUMRADIO-ACTIVE SPIDER CUM
fuck this gay game. somebody tell me why spider-man 2 was so fucking KINOhttps://youtu.be/KkNxh5RDfv4?si=2ljPYbJ-f7maOj97
>>733635125Because in this image, it's the cartoon, and this version of Spidey directly states that he had issues lifting a Volkswagen Beetle. How much they weight can vary, but the upper end is about 2000lbs. The very high, world record end of weight lifting is about 1000lb, and Fisk is an absolute freak that's like x2-3 times the size of them and has access to who knows what kind of illegal resources to bulk his strength. Therefore, it's not unreasonable that Fisk can actually pose a threat in terms of raw strength. That's even before getting to the fact that raw strength doesn't directly correlate to how durable you are. It's like how 5lbs is nothing for you and I to lift, but if I whipped it at your head, you can easily diePlus, honestly, I don't even get why at this point that people want to pretend that there's been any consistency in depictions and such in a while, or that it's a paragon to strive for anymore. Characters like Peter Parker have been around for over 60 years at this point. It won't be long before much of the people that were BORN at the same time as his first appearance will start dying of natural causes and old age. Any arc he had or was meant to have was handled decades ago, and so many different writers have done their own takes with their own endings since thenLike it's cringe to say, but capeshit has basically become the modern iteration of classic literature and fables. There's as much weight and import put on the new Spider-Man being consistent as yet another adaptation of War of the Worlds, or a sword and sandals flick of Greek Mythology. There's no longer the character, there's just the idea of the character and how people take that to make their own story with them, and it's really the only way something could be after so many years.It's not like this is anything new either. Overseas you've got much of the same with characters like Lupin III. Deviating isn't the issue, it's just when the story is actually shit that matters.
>>733619389If the game had 90's Mary Jane or even modern Carlos Gomez MJ the game would have made $2b
>>733677930I don't think he was an everyman because he was unremarkable, because even without the powers he's a fairly gifted person, but rather he went through common issues and tried to get through them like a regular flawed person. You'd feel his happiness, sadness, anger (a lot of anger especially at the start), relief, etc. and he'd keep going trying to do better while living up to the responsibility of his powers. He was just a compelling character you rooted for and wanted to see overcome his obstacles. This kind of stuff just got perverted over time and they settled on him being an unlucky sufferer who still has to hero anyway and rarely catches a break
>>733657815Add it to the list.
>>733664598define "police officer"
>>733653821What about the cheat code in the ps2 one where you can play as her and make out with herself?
>>733678661Thankfully for me nothing I like was ruined because I don't know any of these except the one on the middle right (because I recognize the titanic guy)
>>733659539>Beyondman doesn't outright kill anyoneTerry actively tried to murder the chimera guy.
>>733678790I'm not a /tv/ fag but I can recognize most of the characters on the "classic franchise" side, 5 of them are from Marvel so you're not missing anything important. 6 If you count Spiderman. Truly a cucked franchise.
>>733634623>>733619552>>733636469>>733643286>>733651232>>733651547>>733658452>>733657874>>733662692It's beautiful, women are so POWERFUL
>>733677131Thats.... spiderman though.... he's a loser who can't get a girl or a decent job and gets shit on 24/7. Peter would have killed himself unironically if he didn't have Spiderman himself to boost his ego
>>733678224Can someone explain why his blood becomes radioactive? Let's say the spider bit him and it changed his DNA or something. His body, at most, still has that little fraction of a droplet of radioactive venom in his bloodstream, and that's assuming it wasn't somehow disposed, bled out, or absorbed in an area of his body that prevents it from going back into the blood stream. It's not like the venom permutates atoms into radioactive elements. Are there any chemicals of non-radioactive elements that, when arranged, causes radioactivity? Same thing goes for bruce banner. Sure, his entire system was doused in Gamma radiation, but unless there's parts of radioactive material in his body, he shouldn't have radioactive blood that allowed She-hulk to get her abilities
>>733679690it's just a comic trying to be edgy. Don't think about it too hard
>>733677380Spider-Man isn't non-stop torture porn. Good things and bad things happen to him both in and out of the costume
>>733678224>>733679690Here's the answer, he doesn't. That comic is tryhard edgelord shit from a hack trying to rip-off TDKR (another overrated piece of shit comic)
>>733619552I don't get it...
>>733635125He has the power of F A T
>>733680127The text implies that Miles is SAVING Peter from the symbiote whilst Peter is only ASSISTING in MJ's own efforts to save herself. AKA Peter has no chance of getting out of the symbiote's grasp whereas MJ can and would have eventually gotten out of the symbiote's grasp by herself.
>>733680418Oh. Well that's a real pile of bullshit, ain't it.
I don't play capeshit, do they fridge spiderman and you play as MJ? at least she hasn't been browngraded like all the other gingers
>>733680752No. Venom just knocks Peter into the fridge and then it collapses onto him. He uses that to make MJ into a symbiote.
>>733679690The answer for Spider-Man is that it's a shitty comic that's not canon.The answer for Hulk is that in Marvel, Gamma radiation is supernatural in nature and not just a physical phenomenon. Hulk is not just a mutated Bruce Banner's split idenity but an actual metaphysical entity. What Hulk is powered by is closer to magic or Ki in Dragon Ball rather than his muscles just being physically strong.
>>733635016Plaphog MJ could save Spider-man, for real
>>733670751>mfw they expected me to root for the nigger trying to destroy all realities
>>733651370I dont follow comics or movies at all, is Miles as forced and unlikable in those mediums as well? Or is there a good character there when not being written by people who also do stuff like >>733651232
>>733682287completely forced in the comics to the point where he feels like a tumblr oc. He's fine in the first spiderverse movie and kinda eh in the 2nd. The sad part in all of this is that he had the potential to be kinda interesting in the beginning but they really had no confidence in the character so they just grafted other people's shit onto him and that hasn't stopped
>>733634623batgirl tried this shit and lost her ability to walk and got raped
>>733678790That's John Conner from Terminator 2.
>>733682437kino...
>>733682287Miles gets a new power every week. Ok thats an exaggeration but now has Venom Sting, can channel energy like a shounen character, electric powers, can sense supernatural entities and all sorts of other minor nonsense off the top of my head.
>>733682287He's always been forced.
>>733646271Brother, you can blame zoomers for a lot but this has all the hallmarks of a soilennial white guilt writer all over it.
>>733635125I thought he has that Baki kind of superpower where he just train hard until he can punch a car in half.
>>733634623>tazes him then sits on his facegod i wish that was me
>>733619219We should ban midwits from using tvtropes at work.
>>733678332>followed the movie very well>Also added new stuff to surprise you if you were a fan of the movie>Brought the cast to Voice act along with Bruce Campbell to do the tutorials>had a great beat 'em up system with all kinds of moves that chained and flowed well together>Swinging so good games now still try to copy it and largely fail >Came out during the early days of open world games so the concept was fresh and engaging to freely swing around NYC>Raimi kino elevated it to 11/10Lightning in a bottle that could never be replicated.
>>733617452Friendly reminder that regular human MJ has faster reflexes than fucking Spider-Man
>>733684639tanked that btw
>>733684639Can she beat Servants?
>>733635125Because of his W E I G H T
>>733652758You think you're red hot, PeterBut black was always ... cooler
>>733617452>>733619445Didn't Sam Maggs write this shit?
>>733663014I like the interpretation from one of the comics that the symbiotes are for the most part kind and noble being which is why they sealed knull, but since symbiotes take on the aspects of their hosts and they end up getting bad human hosts they kind of end up shitty, like a rag that just keeps getting used and getting worse and worse as time goes on. Pretty sure that got retconned away however.
>>733684639in defense of peter I wouldn't want to be taking all 19 inches of venom either
>>733670751Take it easy it's just a drawing
>>733672560Did u rike it
>>733685487pretty sure peter's symbiote was always evil, and got progressively more so the more time it spent with him. if that interpretation was true, the opposite would happen.
>>733679954>>733681613his blood being radioactive goes back to the beginning, he almost kills aunt may by giving her a transfusion. doesn't he have to steal the cure from doctor octopus, resulting in the iconic image of him flinging a whole building off of himself?
>>733677769KEEP YOUR MASK ONIT'S A SECRET IDENTITY YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A NEIGHBORHOOD YOU IDIOT
>>733618873>spend millions in writes>in>costed
>>733678661Half of these aren't even true
>>733687070all of them are
>>733686750my understanding is that symbiotes aren't inherently good nor evil, they're just trying to survive and magnify certain aspects of a host which could go either way as a side-effect. One of the stories that I remember is how that symbiote actually cared about Peter and wanted to be bound to him but also understood it wouldn't work, but hoped for someday it would. I'm not caught up on the latest lore though so all of that could have changed
>>733686750Peter is a very unique host. He has the strength to back up what he says and symbiotes love strong hosts. His life is full of turmoil which magnifies the symbiotes state of being. It'd be different if the thing just latched onto some random animal in a far off galaxy, it landed on a man whos constantly struggling with personal demons and has the power to kill almost everyone he meets.
>>733684639What a HERO.
>>733687226Tell me where Captain Marvel replaces Captain America. I'd love to know
>>733619445If you bought this you are the problem.
>>733636497He proceeds to immediate fight a symbiotized MJ.He's not beating Scream if he's too weak to handle a fridge.
>>733686737This was in Marvel Zombies, a shitpost comic about having a ton of gore and edginessThe context for this part is that they dimension hopped to another universe after they ran out of living people on their earth, and ended up in goofball 60s universeZombie Spiderman ate Mysterio's face off and it freaked Sandman out and made him thin he had to kill to survive, as the universe's rules against killing didn't apply anymore
>>733687308They're pretty much all fuckasses except for Venom specifically who became decent after spending decades with Peter and Eddie
>>733671954I find it hilarious that Betty has less than 5 minutes of screentime across all three movies combined, and she has more chemistry with Peter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1_MapcKbl8
>>733685220I hate that I'm into hairy pits and that I want to fuck hers
>>733617452He can stop an errant mass transit vehicle, but not a fridge.
>>733688315>>733687226I'm still waiting
>>733684967A wonderful Marvel shitposthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql2zKS_bdfE
>X-Men 97 was a huge success >The most obvious thing to do would be a Spider-Man 94 where he finally finds MJ >Marvel fucking DESPISES the idea of an adult Spider-Man so they say no>We just get a 2 second cameo saying "Hey he found her dw :)"
>>733643387SUPAIDAMAN!
>>733686968Yeah, exactly! When Spidey takes his mask off, it's like he's forgetting everything he's been through to keep his loved ones safe. "Neighborhood idiot" might be his new title if he keeps that up. At least keep it on for Aunt May's sake, Peter!
>>733643286This bitch looks like modern day Weird Al
You know of a game's lack of presence when its thread years later still surprises anons like it just came out. Fuck this game.
>>733691173>Aunt May's sakeAnon....
>>733672648Because she knows Peter is the bottom in the relationship, on the streets and in the sheets.
>>733672320Peter and Ben were too busy having slobberin' time after being hit with the gay ray.
>>733619389>16 million sales>Not a single lasting impact
>>733635029SM3 by Vicarious Visions:>functional but stripped down combat system>low amount of quick time events>boss fights can either be straight up fist fights or a puzzle-based fight>black suit is acquired early on in the story>can switch between the red suit and black suit at will>is a major upgrade in every way and feels powerful>but it has consequences that affects both gameplay and story>the story itself puts emphasis on Peter's struggle with the symbiote making him hostile towards his friends and allies>Bruce Campbell is having fun taunting the player and saying silly shit in the upgrade menuBy no means is it above SM2 and even SM1 in overall quality, but it's certainly better than the Treyarch version, which has way more content but little focus and refinement. If SM3 by Vicarious had stuff like replayable missions and boss fights, one or two new playable characters, and a silly minigame akin to Pinhead Bowling, it would be on par with SM1.
>>733671528Spidercück. Spidercück. Watches while his wife gets fucked.
>>733679340wtf were these reaction videos anyways? im glad they are dead.
>>733692005>I'm glad they are deadLOLLMAO
>>733651370Why does he look like a fucking 15 year old
>>733682287He's 100% always been forcedIn fact Into the Spider-Verse was the first time people actually liked Miles since his conception back in 2011 (and they immediately ruin him in the sequel film lol)Miles has a boring side cast and no villains (he steals all of Peter's) or stories of his own
>>733682287You tell me
>>733665009>dude le anatomy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Nobody ever cares. The right question is: "do people like it?">e-erm w-well actually her spine would have to c-contort and I have a reddit degree in anatomy
>>733692365I fucking hate it when any writer does thisThey write it as if a character is in the wrong when they weren't and then have that character act like a pussy while everyone else roasts him for it
>>733692365>a literal novel to hit the same point over and over and overI don't know how you can be this bad at your job. Just make it short and sweet. Even if you have to make Peter Parker a turbo cuck to sell your new character can you not just have their interaction be as short as: "I needed you and you weren't there for me." Did they have a character quota?
why didnt he just eat some wheatcakes?
spiderman is and always has been retarded
>>733617452>kaiju sandman fight at the start>at the climax, morales lands on the platform that sandman has in his hand>sandman titlts the platform>somehow, SOMEHOW, nigger-man suddenly cant stick his fucking hands on a concrete surface so he starts to slip lile a regular person>"... but Petey saved the day!"Cant believe someone got paid for this shit
>>733686737This almost reads like something out or R34…..almost
>>733691753I wish someone gave a fuck about this game and created a modded rom of it, with the exact things you mentioned.Also, the gang missions around the map are repetitive and boring as hell. I tried to do them all but there was just too many.
So which one was best Spidey game?>Spiderman 2000>Spiderman 2>Ultimate Spiderman>Web of Shadows>Shattered Dimension>Insomniac's Spiderman 1
>>733658452>woman becomes gets superpowers>her new form is "scream"
>>733694039Spider-Man 2 (2004) and Web of Shadows for me
>>733694039The DS beat em up was fun when I was a kid.
He still won btw
>>733673198>koomed so hard his head explodedmega nut
>>733619445>>733619552>>733622459>>733634623
How would Spider-man fare against the tarantula hawk?
Peter and Ben are just made to suffer these days
What did Carnage mean by this
>>733687308>>733687437Did they retcon the whole 'symbiotes feed off the neurochemical released by love (also chocolate) so it turns you into an asshole if you dont supplement it' bullshit
>>733688886>hers
>>733646183>>733651370>>733652176>>733653016
>>733619445Tbf, this Peter hasn't reformed any of his villains unlike the a good deal of the comic runs and has been looking for the fucking door to being Spider-Man since the first game. Miles coming along and being competent now after two years of Peter's training has finally given him the peace of mind in letting go for a bit like he's been wanting. I don't mind Peter getting his wish and chilling out and being a family man but I wish they did it with Ben with Peter losing his powers or something and having to step away.
Here's a thread where you can see even more of the retardation of modern comic book creatives >>>/co/152587465Holy fucking shit I hate Slott, Brevoort, Lowe, Wells, Akira Yoshida, and Joey Quesadilla so much it's unreal.
When you hit cuh with dat Nordic, hyperborean stare as you expose his african kingdom has been exploited by tech billionaires, hasidic diamond merchants, and Chinese middle management.
>>733673198>wants to die in a glorious battle>endangers innocent lives in pursuit of his goal>gets exactly what he wants
>>733688752Why is it that Western media makes the worst girl the default love interest and all the best ones side characters the MC barely interacts with but in such a more organic way. Japan does this too, but it's honestly worse in the West since at least the worst girl Japan is just bland and uninteresting but inoffensive otherwise. The worst girl in Western media is actually a unlikable raging harpy cunt that no man would ever interact with.
>>733692941>erm...holds up spork...wouldn't it be...wholesome if he....said Spider-Man with hyphen?BND is a cancer. Good thing Japan has pulled out of ever putting any more big 2 books out again.Comic pros and game devs might blacklist anyone who doesn't follow the narrative. But at least those two companies of theirs are dying and about to be hit with the ack-list if you know I mean.
>>733695553it's more like they already know/decided that x girl will win so they don't try as hard as they should to make her endearing especially compared to the other options they want you to quickly care about for the sake of drama. They also seem to put little thought into how a dude would react in these scenarios
>>733695553Creative faggots think conflict must occur and writing love drama is easy bait for idiots to get mad at or feel relatable to. Brevoort uses this ragebait in order to sell books. Raimi probably didn't care or read enough shit with Mary Jane and he is old fashioned. He just wanted a damsel and melodrama so he could get the stakes rather than the actual connection that warrants those stakes. Or zionist jews at Sony like Avi Arad were breathing down his neck about what they wanted and they probably were full retard mode given how those leaked emails show how insane they are.
>>733672541>>733672968The tie-in comic for the first game had Superior Spidey visiting during one of the Spiderverse eras, helped patch up Otto. So probably, yeah.
>>733636907>flip-flop halfway though when the indoctrination kicks in and you remember your slave training doesn't allow you to say anything bad about capitalismyou're the only brainwashed retard hereeven China incorporated capitalism(and has been increasingly successful since then)
>>733695582
>pic relOnly western comics has the most open and vitriolic and petty set of creatives in any medium. I mean I've seen game devs on here that are similar but comics has been like this for way longer and worse.And they are all retarded and can't even make any good points or arguments.It's baffling these people can do anything.
>>733696138>When the actual clones of Peter have more personality and memorable character arcs/action scenes/runs than corpo-poochie MoralesHoly fuark...MY HEROES...Hated what they distorted him to be in ATSV. Utter Marvel seething at their last great era being the 90's. At least JMD's recent Ben mini was good and Spidercide was actually made into somewhat of a slavageable concept with pathos.
>>733692645It's one of my insta-drops for whatever I'm reading/watching. Actually infuriating.
>>733696337Oh yeah that panel was written by Peter David, Miguel's creator, who died penniless and in pain from a stroke that nobody at Marvel probably contributed to his GoFundMe for. I mean prove me wrong but somehow from Marvel's behavior as a group, I doubt they put forth any cash. Pic rel was one of Marvel's greatest artists and a major Hulk, Spider-Man, Avengers, and ROM artist. He passed away recently with JMD making the post, a prolific writer who worked with him on a Spider-Man run that only recently got collected by Marvel after way too long.
Yeah Marvel's whole entire insanity even makes libs mad too. It's weird how malicious the whole company is.
>>733696643Now THIS is my type of MJ...
>>733694078That reminds me of how a large amount of black super heroes are electric themed.
>>733695835Miles IS Spider-Man.
>>733696337Spidercide being around again is really weird to me
>>733696776Like any Spider-Man, he needs to be constantly saved by powerful women.
>>733665398not canonalso just a clone lmao
>>733646029Robot MJ, yes.
>>733635673ha lol big is Aquaman I get it
>>733619552>Help MJ save herselfwow, that's next level.
>>733617452Have you guys considered that maybe he had a lot of food in the fridge
>>733619630GET OFF MEH FRIJ!
>>733696029>and has been increasingly successfulLOLOLEducate yourself. They're a house of cards popped up by an infinite chain of IOUs
>>733638573is arkham batman the strongest iteration of him? In terms of being capable without being comically overpowered anyway
>>733697452>RetconNope
>>733664598They're law enforcement you retard.
>>733696337>At least JMD's recent Ben mini was goodIt was the last hurrah
>>733698119He doesn't fight Superman in these games.
>>733635434embezzlement, fraud and agenda pushing
>>733617452>>733622459Good thing I didn't play this dog shit woke game and it's bad enough that I played the first one
>>733687981>jumps in the way of Spider Man, who is just standing there like a gormless tard as if he can't defend himself >is somehow still alive after getting jabbed hard enough in the chest to send two people flying through the fucking air hard enough to knock over a refrigerator
pls post superior spidermanespecially ones where doc is seething about peter
>>733698693Shut up
>>733661037Oneitis
>>733670751>I wish Miguel pressed his knee on his kneckI'm sure there's a pic of that somewhere
>>733670751But Miguel is Mexican, he's also a POC
I hope the third game adds in Paul to complete the humiliation ritual
>>733686737Hate this comic
Did Pete finally just fuck Felicia yet or are we still in the Paul cuck arc. I can't be fucked keeping up anymore.
>>733699487He's fucking a yellow alien girl named raelith currently
>>733659075>>733659539>>733663774>Batman Beyond mentionedTime to watch the intro 5 times againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS1s3T-rnFU
>>733699487They fucked, then Peter went to space so Felicia went back to being a lesbian
>>733699487Yes and yes. Felicia then established she's a whore with no strings which Peter also made his position, then Peter tried to date the blandest non-character brown girl Ravencroft nurse who also established she's a whore with no strings, then Peter fucked Felicia again, then Peter got abducted to space and hit off with legally distinct red reddit muscle woman from bald's gay 3 (and every issue ended with him hopelessly emasculated) who, you guessed it, established she's a whore with no strings. MJ dumped Paul but he's still around, teased to get killed by next big bad.
>>733699487>Come fight some crime right now, thenPeter is a truly strong man.
>>733683138it'd be very very funny if his family comes from a long line of misplaced wakandian royalty
How's the 30+ year old Ultimate Spider-Man going nowadays?
Did she get corrected
>>733701628Yes
>>733701521It ended this month. Technically it continues on Endgame but fuck that, Camp is horrible. >>733701628Richard hit that, yes.
>>733617452https://youtu.be/ob2PTN8G7cU?si=vyo1DzhKWKvcFqwl
>>733701706>>733701719A win for the parker bloodline right?
>>733617452daily reminder that the game is still fundamentally broken on PC
>>733698119Absolutely notThe most impressive thing he does in that webm is punch a shark until it gets annoyed and leaves, and fighting against people he literally trained to fight with. There's been times he's outplayed fucking Darkseid
>>733664027It's weird how people can openly hate on Terry being a teenager with teenage drama, and not realize that's exactly what made it a good passing of the torch story.He was not Bruce, even in Epilogue where he has become more Bruce-like, he's still not Bruce and it's clear he'll never be Bruce.But he does become a character who can take the mantle.
>>733702847It's all riding on May now.
>>733653821arkham city had segments where you play catwoman.
Is this the thread where I can find some BIPOC artists?
>>733651547>everything wrong with modern gamingNo.Just modern Sony games
>thread is still upDamn, /v/ is really dead these days huh
>>733702170>Restore BritainThe right are so fucking stupid it's hilarious, Reform actually have a chance of winning the next election but now these morons will split the vote with this totally not suspicious party that's just appeared out of thin air
>>733705223Reform is not going to change shit. Farage is a phony.
>>733657376Terry work because he bring his futuristic gotham, new girlfriend, new vilains... And Bruce is still live and powerful, just getting too old to do the physical partMiles bring nothing, same random newyork, get Peter's girlfriend, no new vilain and when he come Peter get killed in his prime for bullshit reason
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