Here's your video game-themed promotional hygiene products, /v/.
>>733629382>peach>not peach flavoredEVERYFUCKINGTIME
Batman bros, why does Nintendo keep leaving us out of Mario Kart?
>>733629490>flavored
>>733629490You're not supposed to drink shower gel, anon.
>>733629497Peach took one look at gotham and said "I'm not racing in that shithole" so Batman got uninvited.
>>733629490Do you eat soap?
>>733629382what do stars smell like
>>733629557Clearly we need bowser to kidnap peach so in her absence the Gotham cup can be approved by toadsworth
>>733629490
>>733629382>BIGGER* IS BETTER
>>733629382>marketed at Nintendo fans>body wash soap
I considered getting one of these but the scent names didn't give me confidence so I stuck with my tried and tested Fiji
>>733629652I choose to interpret this maymay as implying peach is into giant men or size growth like Mario does with Mushrooms
>>733629382Why do these products always have such unhelpful descriptions of their scents? Black Cherry and Nightfall? What the fuck is nightfall supposed to smell like? How is the Citrus Celestial? How do Vanilla Sands smell different than just Vanilla? How am I supposed to be enticed by the claim that something smells like Star Showers? I have no frame of reference for that at all. The only one that comes close to making sense is Smashed Fruit. Whole fruits don't tend to smell much, and the word smashed implies an additional level of intensity, but it still doesn't tell you what kind of fruit it's supposed to be. Citrus? Watermelon? Berries? Apples? Peaches? There's nothing to prime your expectations and motivate you to grab the bottle off the shelf.
Is "body wash" like... soap?As in, if I wash my body with cheap grocery store body wash, will it be as clean/hygienic/killsgerms as using a bar of soap? Because whenever I see it in stores body wash always says "soap free" on it.t. 38 y/o boomer, using soap bars all my life
>>733629490Ignoring the fact this retard is concerned with the taste of his body wash, has Peach ever had a character tie-in food or drink or anything that was actually peach flavored, besides the Kung Fu Tea collab? The 90s soda gave her cherry flavor but she was also still called Princess Toadstool back then.Even at Nintendo World she's just broadly associated with cakes and sweets.
>>733629382i'd use the Luigi one but use the Peach one specifically for my anus
>>733629851just pop it open and have a sniff
>>733629382>scent of smashed fruitThat sounds terrible
>>733630000Soap free body wash is specifically for skin that soap might be too harsh on for regular use. If you're going into fucking mines or rolling around in the mud all day yeah use soap but if you just hang out in an office and don't want to rip all the oils off your body all the time sometimes a milder soap is better.tldr yes a body wash is soap in the conventional sense of you can use it to get clean but not in the true chemical sense of the term, like how white chocolate isn't really chocolate.
>>733629382What do Star Showers smell like?
>>733629382POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAH that's right.
>>733630207bags of milk
>>733630015Also just remembered the Mario/Peach pizza decided to represent her as ham with triple cheese. Mario's shared pizza with Luigi is triple salami so they're really leaning into the innuendo.
>>733629382
>>733629382HOLY SHIT BATMAN IS IN THE NEW MARIO MOVIE?
>>733629382The Bowser Jr. one smells pretty good ngl.
gonna use the peach one to wash my balls
The Mario one is actually really good I almost wish Old Spice would keep it around after the promo period ends.
>>733630973whats it taste like
am I the only one that finds those LCD price tags to be kinda dystopian? Something about them just makes the entire store feel off-putting
>>733631475Repulsive.
>>733629851I don't think you understand when it comes to Old Spice and their scents.
>>733629382is this for children? why would kids want to smell like oldspice?
>>733631687>Eaglefangs
>>733631775Manchildren
>>733630000>38you're one in a million of drooling retards that made it this long without walking into traffic or falling down a manhole. not longer than 100 years ago you wouldn't have made it to puberty, that's how retarded you are.
>>733630446Read that as Ham Plastic.
>>733629382Why did tendies let nintendo get away with what they did to peach? They shit all over everyone else for pozzed garbage, but when nintendo does it they ignore or defend it and continue to act like nintendo is not doing pozzed garbage. It's a mystery.
>>733629382Milennial infantilism is getting a little out of hand. This is a stark reminder of how shitty and demeaning the 90s and early 00s were with how heavy handed marketing and branding was.
>>733632225They didn't have body wash 100 years ago
>>733632124Actually smells pretty good. Second only to Mam Baking
>>733630482>futanari memeNice.
Do you guys think that yoshi's egg smells like brooklyn bounce haha
>>733632320Disrespect for Toriyama?
>>733629382Why does Mario and Luigi look normal but Peach looks like that? Why can't they ever just make a normal fuckin movie.
>>733629783I'm not sure if you're aware but you can just flip the lid open and smell it before you buy it
>No bad-hygiene Smash player quips in herebunch of redditors in here
>>733632320That phone has a good camera.
>>733632498Leftists think she is too pretty so made her face round like that, looks off-putting and stupid. Like Maria in Silent Hill 2 Remake.
>>733629382Yea.
>>733632713you need to update your bantersmash players are known to be pedos, the stench is old news
>>733629382>Body + Face washIsn't this just regular soap? What's the difference between washing your body with this vs your regular soap bar?
>>733629382Hello, ladies, look-a at your man, now back-a to me, now back-a at your man, now back-a to me. Sadly, he isn’t-a me, Mario! But if he-a stopped using ladies scented body wash and-a switched to Old Spice, he could-a smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are-a you? You’re-a on Daisy Cruiser with-a the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back-a at me. I have it, it’s a ?-Block with-a two tickets to that-a thing you love. Look again, the tickets are-a now coins. Anything is-a possible when your man smells-a like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m-a on a Yoshi. WAHOO!
>>733629851they all smell good enough to not care, just pick one and be happy your armpits don't smell bad any more
>>733629851>trying to apply logic to marketingdon't be a nonce
>>733631687>he doesn't want to smell like an elklord
>>733631687>we got old spice x inscryption crossover before haloIt's not fair bros
>>733631687I like the forest wood smelling one
>>733631775Nintendo fans are 75% Disney adults. They're buying mario tennis for 70 bucks and 2 gameboy rooms for 40. Kids don't like Nintendo enough to want that shit.
>>733632813Owie, right in my nostalgia!
the only soap smell that actually seems to stick to me is irish spring
>>733631687For me, it's sharkhammer.
>>733629382>$9 for some body wash I get bottles of body wash at the dollar store for $2.Fuck off
>>733633914$2 poorfag shampoo doesn't even taste good
>>733629382Showering makes my skin feels ickyCan't understand how people can do it more than once a month
>>733629382>the nintendo tax affects even shampoo
>>733629382I remember when our first leaks for this movie were these luigi and yoshi old spices
>>733629382what does star showers smell like
>>733629382>50% BIGGER is betterI agree
>>733633979Sure it does
>>733631775Don't know about those in particular but the usual old spice soaps all smell very different. Setting the goofy names aside just try smelling them in a store if you want, everyone has their own personal preference. Or of course look for other brands if you don't care for those. It's just marketing gimmicks. At least it might encourage some nasty people to actually shower.
do they have normal equivalent of these scents to sell afterwards or are people suppose to get attached to a scent and then just be shit out of luck in six months. Do people change soaps like its a soda flavor?
>>733629382>9 USD for 24 oz of shampoo>>733633914>18 oz for $1.25What's the catch?
>>733633073Only savages use soap for their face
>>733634730>are people suppose to get attached to a scent and then just be shit out of luck in six months.yeah
>>733629507>>733629531>>733629576>>733629665>>733630015you guys only clean the outsides of your bodies?
>>733629382>for Nintendo fans>body wash soap
>>733629382>LuigiVanilla >YoshiFruits>PeachCitrus>MarioWhatever the hell stars are supposed to smell like. I appreciate the fun of giving it a creative name that also fits with what it's trying to promote but they need to be more descriptive with the name so you know what you're actually buying
>Batman is a dollar cheaper
>>733630015Technically, in Smash, her final smash summons peaches which can be eaten for health, so if you put Sakurai in charge of merch he would have given her peach-flavoured something.
>>733629382and smashfags still won't buy it
>>733635301Nintendo tax
>>733633914Smash fags don't even buy shampoo.
>old spiceI remember using that in high school because I didn't know any better. These days I treat myself with some nice malin and goetz bodywash
>>733635602old spice knows their market well
>>733633104This would've done ironman numbers back in 2011 and been preserved on those repost sites that stole 4chan and tumblr posts.
>>733634760the brand and banking on people thinking cheap soap will melt their skin or something
>>733635602I use a big bottle from Costco, it's got salt or something
>>733629497>I wish Batman got to race with Mario>Switch 2 version of Arkham Knight with new Mario themed Batmobile DLC.
>>733629382I tried (((old spice))) deodorant stick once and it gave me massive, cracked wounds and redness, with posterior darkened skin and more painful cracking and wet wounds, and it took weeks for that shit to heal and the scars lasted for months.
>>733632320Man when Japan does /v/ claps like the little seals you are. I see people here glazing shitty twitter ads for fast food or american brands they'd be crying over as 'soulless' (they're all soulless retard) because they collabed with a random fucking anime or dog toy from their childhood.
>>733633104>like he's me>not "like he's-a-me"ONE JORB
>>733629665I'm convinced anyone that never tasted fruity shampoo as a kid is actually an alien from Andromeda in a skinsuit.
>>733629731This isn't marketed at anybody it's advertisement.
For me? It's Old Spice Krakengard body wash and shampoo.
>>733629382OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH NINTENDO TAKE MY MONEY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW I'LL TAKE... EVERYTHING YOU HAVE, INCLUDING THE WAREHOUSE! OH, I ALSO BOUGHT ALL THE ROMS FOR $20, FOR ALL LANGUAGES!
It's a surprise that Old Spice never got memed like the protein powders.
>>733632813>here's the gameboy you wanted, son!
Reminder that practicing personal hygiene does not, in fact, cure autism.
>>733629635Burning Hydrogen.
>>733629382>Brooklyn BounceWhat does Yoshi have to do with Brooklyn? Shouldn't that be Mario's thing? He's from Brooklyn, and he bounces.
>>733629382If you needed more proof of the infantilization of "adults" in the modern era, look no further. I used the Batman and Superman soaps.
>>733636681how disgustingof you, like holy shit, this is an extremely common shower gel with basically standardized ingredients, do you ever use like ANY cleaning products
>>733639787>doing/saying anything ever for any reason that would reduce the likelihood of autistic people practicing personal hygienewtf why man
>>733640538He probably has allergies.
>>733632442This would have been the first post on old v
>>733640569I am autistic and I firmly believe that all autistic people deserve to be euthanized. There is no solution for the autistic that works, the autistic can not be habilitated into society, if the autistic have to live, the autistic should live on the outskirts in dirty, dingy caves and sewer tunnels.
>>733631687>Smell Bearglove>Immediate chemical flashback to L'Oreal Kids Watermelon shampoo that came in the fish shaped container
>>733638312bro what the fuck
>>733640876L'OREAL KIDS
>>733630446>innuendoWhat innuendo?
>>733629382>9$I get my 3 in 1 body wash/shampoo at the dollar store
>women get all the cool scented hygiene products>men get the same chemical slop BUT NOW IT'S BLUE/GREY/WHITE!!!it's not fucking fair
>>733638312Anon...
>>733630446Wario and Waluigi's pizza should have rotten garlic and fermented liver on it, flavour fail.
>>733641000use real perfume. It will cost less in the long term.
>>733629382What do you think yoshi soap actually smells like haha I want to smell it just as a joke haha
>>733629382>Cosmic quest! :O>Desert detour! :)>Brooklyn bounce! :D>Castle crush! >:)>DARK KNIGHT `_‘
>>733641000Anon, you know you can just use women's products if you like the scent, right?
>>733641000I use peach sented soapless soap. Fuck the police.
>>733641663Fucking wrong. Women's products are designed with women's unique biology in mind and you are literally damaging your skin and hair by using them.
>>733641663That's gay.
>>733629382>Bonus Content Includes: Batman
>>733640329Don't feel bad anon, Bamtan and Supraman have been around since the 30s, there's a good chance that your fucking grandpa grew up with them.
>>733631687Why are wolfthorn and krakengard a cheaper unit price? Also why are they all 3oz and wolfthorn is 3.8oz?
>using a shower gel that DOESNT make me feel like my dicks being sucked by the Ice Queenbaka desu senpai
>no green courage link sent>no wisdom sage zelda sent>no power cinamon ganondorf sent40 years anniversary ruinned forever
>>733641882>identify as woman while showering>now they won't damage your skin and hairThis is backed up by science btw.
>>733641882it's fucking soap
>>733630446>YUMMY!>YEAH!
>>733643363Women's skin and hair has a different composition of oils and acids than men's skin and hair.
Old Spice is shit and their deodorant is so full of alcohols it gives me a rash. What the hell, man.
>>733629382IT'S DA FREAKIN BAT
>>733629531don't care :)
>>733643890ok you keep spending ten bucks on shit that makes you smell like a tire fire while I spend two on things that make me smell like strawberries
>>733644171Enjoy your cystic acne and dead, flaky skin.
Well Anons?
>>733632328yeah it was called soap
>>733635602i use soap
>>733639196does anyone that isnt indian or just grew their first pube actually want to bathe themselves in the same smell every single day?
>>733645948I don't want to bathe myself at all.
>>733640836>There is no solution for the autistic that works, the autistic can not be habilitated into societyits called masking, learn how to do it.
I got the bar soap of the peach one, I like the scent.
>>733645986>he thinks people can't tellLOL
>doesn't have Pokemon toothpastekek and you call yourself a gamer
>>733646293literally doesn't matter if they can tell or not if i still have a job making twice the us median household income.
>>733646704Lucky you, you aren't a genetic dumpster fire. You'd be a far better person without autism though, hope you realize that.
>>733646750autism isnt really an on/off switch, but i do think dsm needs to bring aspies back
>>733630640noice
>>733646773The DSM is pointless without asylums, ideally there'd be extermination programs as well.
>>733631687BEARGLOVE rules!TIMBER lost!
>>733642354Mentholated soaps are very nice.
>>733629382I was thinking of getting the Yoshi one, but my dry ass needs a more moisturizing body soap, and Oldspice is usually dries my skin. But, that batman soap/deo smells pretty nice thoI did get the Peach deo tho, I like how fruity it smells
OK but real talk The epic legend old spice shower gel is really good
>>733647441zestiest post in this thread
>>733642272>Why are wolfthorn and krakengard a cheaper unit price?Algorithmic pricing. Price goes up until sales decline, price goes down until sales increase.
>>733645948I do but it's because I have weird and severe skin allergies so I only want to use things that I know for sure don't trigger them
>>733629851Do yourself a favor and don't ever shop at Bath & Body Works if you hate this because all of their descriptions are like that.The men's scents at B&BW are all excellent, by the way - far better selection of actually pleasing scents that aren't overpowered nonsense.
>>733632320DBZ puffs were the only time I bought themand I got the Piccolo box
the goy are so fucking silly lol
>>733647828well thats a fine reason then but i mean it from the point of who would actually want every product to smell exactly the same
>>733631687RIP Mambaking
>needing to be pandered toCouldn't be me
>>733638312Anon you ate fruity shampoo and now you got that pep in your step
i want to smell like peach
>>733648660T.Vegeta
>>733635602anti-bacterial bars of soap
>>733640538>cleaninganon I've got bad news
>>733649268But you already smell like her farts anon
>>733639787No, but it does temporarily cure the autism-related AoE debuff commonly caused by autism.
>>733629382>come over baby, my balls smell like smashed fruit
>>733629382>bathe
>girl boss peach
>>733644486Enjoy the reddit gold! I lmaoed my ass off.
>>733629382>Race mixing propagandaNo thanks. I'm good!
>>733641882>>733643890>>733644386a biological woman wrote these posts
>>733629851Anon, this is a symptom of genuine autism
>>733635084For me its Ajax. Gimme dat shit
>>733629382>batman nigga snuck inhis actually smells super good too
>>733631687For me, it’s Bear Glove, Wolf Thorn, and Krakengard
>>733636681I remember I tried a different Old Spice deodorant flavor and it made my armpits get eczema or something and the wounds just tore more and more the more I walked. Was genuinely fucking miserable.
I use Old Spice unironically. Is it actually that bad? I never actually noticed. What brand for body wash, shampoo, and deodorant should I use?
>>733641882will i turn into a cute girl if i use women’s soap? asking for a friend
>>733641882>>733643890It's the same fillers and petroleum derived detergent they use for men's body wash. It's not going to give you gynecomastia or alter the pH of your skin. All that copy about being especially formulated for women's skin is bullshit they aren't required to substantiate at all because it's subjective and there's zero hard science suggesting that the soap you use has any meaningful impact on your skin as long as you use a reasonable amount of it and it doesn't contain any poisons or heavy metals that would get absorbed through your skin.The only thing that actually makes a difference is Pyrithione Zinc in anti-dandruff shampoo. It's a mild antifungal that kills the fungus that causes most cases of dandruff. And they expect both men and women to use that stuff if they need it.I personally like to buy actual soap, fat that's gone through a saponification reaction in the presence of lye. Detergents are a little too harsh on my skin and put my sebaceous glands into overdrive causing infected pores. But most people have no problem with that.
>>733653046>flavorWhy do you retards keep saying this
>>733630000I wanted to call you retarded, but then you got quads so I actually agree with you now.
>You now remember when normalfags tried to wage a 10-year war on AXE products because they came packaged with a gamer aesthetic and appealed to nerdy boys, by trying to inextricably associate their brand with frat douches and rolling it into the intersectional war on pre-W3 internet culture, then tried to walk away whistling when it failed
>>733629851I use their "Nightpanther" deodorant, chicks dig it
>>733630000Soap and detergent are two different things that more or less achieve the same goal. That bar of "soap" you buy might actually be detergent suspended in a soluble substrate. And liquid soap might actually be soap that's liquified by the addition of chemicals that suspend it in a gel form.The biggest difference is that soap is made from fat, animal fat, vegetable fat, it doesn't matter. That fat gets subjected to what's called a saponification reaction with a basic chemical like lye. This makes the fat into a surfactant, a molecule with a polar side and a nonpolar side. This property makes it naturally arrange into sequestering droplets called micelles that allow nonpolar substances to be suspended and washed away by water, which is a polar solvent.Detergents, in common usage, are generally synthetic chemicals usually ultimately derived from petroleum products which achieve their surfactant properties through a much larger range of chemical reactions.Neither is substantially worse than the other by default, but actual soap is probably better for the environment and can be easier on sensitive skin without additives, assuming the correct ratio of fat to lye is used. Detergents are a lot cheaper to manufacture, though, so they like to position them as superior, more desirable products, even though they often aren't. Or otherwise implicitly convince you that you're buying soap when you aren't. Really, you should just look for a product you like, that doesn't irritate your skin and doesn't rip you off. A good, locally made soap is going to cost more, but it might be worth it depending on your priorities. But an expensive detergent selling itself on the back of a bunch of marketing jargon is never worth it.
>>733629382No Toad, no buy.
>>733653157>I use Old Spice unironically.I only use it "ironically," because I'm also a fucking idiot that doesn't know what words mean.
>>733656307People hated AXE because it smelled like the factory they made it in, and retarded teenagers were using entire cans of that shit in place of taking an actual shower, so you got accosted by a cloud of nostril burning pure essential oils with an undercurrent of rancid pit-stink any time one of those assholes walked by.The real problem with AXE is that it popularized spray-on deodorants and their marketing actively encouraged young men with filthy lifestyles to use it in excess instead of actually showering.
>>733657087your autism is flaring
>>733657283Nowadays, I shower every day, so I don't have this problem.
>>733629490honestly fpbp. what the fuck?
>>733648462Based. Their mahogany teakwood is great
>>733629382This is where I watched my parents die, Mario...
>>733659308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc
>>733656975>oral fungus and feet mycosis sented
>>733650359-man
>>733649268>ImageImagine the smell.
>what is 'marketing': the thread
>>733657283You're missing the point (as always due to retardation)>normies complain nerds are unhygienic and smelly>hygiene product markets to nerds to fix this problem>normalfags don't want a solution to the problem they want to complain
>>733661346There were literally AXE body spray commercials showing guys not having time to shower and using the product instead. They weren't promoting better hygiene, they were trying to sell as much shit as they could. And getting teenage boys to waste entire cans in an obnoxious game of clout chicken with other teenage boys suited Unilever just fine. They did not give a shit if anyone but the target audience liked AXE products as long as the marketing was still working on the people they wanted it to, and getting them to massively overuse it, too.
>>733633104kek
>>733631687krakengard chads wwa
>>733629382haha I wonder what yoshis smells like
old spice is just the AXE of body wash bottles.
>>733629851Pedantry is why no one likes autists.
>>733629851I have a similar problem with energy drinks>Blue Lightning>Xtreme Blitz>White Furybro just tell me what flavor it is before I pick one I already tasted before
Remember /v/
>>733629382will tendies finally wash now?
>>733658381what do you think yoshis melons taste like haha
>>733638312I was more of a crayon kid.
>>733639196A lot of you niggas need the aluminum
>>733649537God I wish.
>>733629382Those products are for stoner loser types, the Jeremies and Andies of the world. The types with white guy dreadlocks, tattoos of video games, and who wear weird clothing like pic related being taken grocery shopping by exhausted grandparents in their mid and late 20s. They get into frequent arguments over trivial bullshit and start fights online and just generally fail at everything. I know you know the archetype I am describing. They collect Funko Pops and try to sell used PS5s with a custom faceplate but that don't work for $500.
>>733668415This sounds like you're projecting your disdain for a very specific person in your life.
>>733629382>Black Cherry+NightfallWhat the fuck is nightfall?
>>733649917Autistics shouldn't even be leaving the house, so why does that matter?
>>733661346It doesn't fix the problem at all
>>733663096>using the axe body spray cheapo old spice productsFiji (specifically the gentlemens blend if were talking body wash) is top tier. Alpine was also good but since they have both Fiji and Timber I'm sure it was kind of irrelevant since it's kind of like a mix of both.For shampoo I dont use old spice at all. Native or dove men+care is fine
>>733642354I swear the original...original stuff was basically mint napalm.
>>733658381Yum.
>>733658381why is he lifting his tail like that
>>733639196My man. And before this, it was Dragonblast.
>>733629490The word you're looking for is "scented"
>>733629652Funny nose
>>733658007NTA, but I was going to reply saying Mahogany Teakwood rules. Good taste, bro
>>733635602I bought old spice deodorant for the first time ever earlier today because I wanted to try an aluminum-free stick
>>733649268Is this part of a set, and if so, more?
>>733656882We got soap nerds on /v/ wtf
>>733629382Someone is absolutely going to jack off with that Peach bottle in the shower.
>>733673096Last night, my buddy told me he used to fuck shampoo bottles as a teen. I had never ever thought of that. Weird that it was brought up again so quickly in my life.
>>733629382I actually bought the Peach one, because the scent reminds me of an old discontinued one from the 00s.
