You wake up in CalradiaWhat are you doing first?
>>733632724Masturbating
>>733632724Buy some butter
>>733632724I'm gonna marry me a peasant girl because the devs are too incompetent to offer that as an option.
>>733632907Why would their fathers allow you to marry their daughters
>>733633000Her pussy is the deciding factor whether her village is getting raided by my 50 niggas on a horse or not.
Uninstall myself and get warband
>>733633110How'll you get the money to afford their daily wage>>733633681Bannerlord has the better combat
>>733633885Paid in promises of village girls pussies.
>>733632724I become......the BUTTERLORD
>>733632724Same thing I do every time, Pinky.Max out endurance and smithing skill, make tons of cash by selling javelins, recruit Battanian highborn youths, and rule Calradia!
>>733633000If I can raise myself from peasant to marrying nobility in the game than my isekaied self with all my modern knowledge can definitely win over some peasant father.Just so long as I make sure I have a decent understanding of local religious customs first so I don't fumble the whole thing and get run out of town
>>733632724I had to install one hundred mods to make this game enjoyable.
>>733632724>hurr durr it's yvrope but deformedretarded trope
>>733636160>Turkey>EuropeanNice try mehmet
>>733636160More intetesting than any fagtasy setting
>>733632724Wtf did the map change that drastically in Bannerlord suddenly? just to realise yes now going naval makes more sense, can't wait for the good coomer and conversion mods to come, hail Harlaus may your feasts be plenty and your harvest strong
>>733632724Teaching Reavers and Berserkers to use their 2 handed axes when attacking the enemy.They should be 2 of the best units in the game but their absolute refusal to switch to their 2 handers when ordered to charge makes them the worst.
>>733636568There's Dramalord and Hotscenses already.
>>733632724get captured by bandits
>>733632724>What are you doing first?ctrl X x100000ctrl W x100000
>>733632751>You wake up in Azeroth>You wake up in Imperial Rome>You wake up in Middle Earth>You wake up on the USS Enterprise>You wake up on Tatooine>You wake up in the Lands BetweenWhat are you doing first?
>>733639640>Masturbating on TatooineDid you ever hear the tragedy of The Sand That Gets Everywhere?
>>733632724Go get me some motherfucking Timmy Ho's.... oh you said Calradia. My mistake
>>733639720tfw
>>733632724buy a nice shipsail on the south coast, bully 4 regional powers for fun and profit as mercenaryget millionsbuy 16 year old brides from horse elves for 2 camels and breed them until I have enough sons and daughters to form my own armyconquer everything, execute all noblesdie before the inevitable succession crisis destroys Calradia
