How can xbox sink even lower than it already is?
By adding more copilot slop into it.
AI is democratizing video games.
Artificial Intelligence, or All Indian?Which would be worse?
>>733641486One cannot exist without the other.
I can't wait to rent my CopilotBox for 69.99 a month and subscribe to CopilotBox Pro for an additional 12.99 a month so I can play a new ai remake of Halo 1 every year lol.
>>733641486What's the difference
>>733641486pretty sure the majority of microsoft team are indians already.
It cannot be REDEEMED at this point
>>733641527Sounds K I N O and BASED. Microsoft is finally going to MOG PlayStation.
>>733641548Accent and smell.
>>733641395You reactionary faggots act as if it can be any worse than the retards that was already running their shit platform into the ground lmao you're telling me the retards that ran Xbox into the ground in the last 2 generations had a background in gaming? Because if so, I wouldn't run around telling anybody that.
>>733641486Indians, the word enshittification got invented after indians took over the tech industry and started smearing shit on everything
>>733641395i want her to step on my balls, and then maybe I'll buy an Xbox
>>733641395why would she even need gaming experience? she’s there to sell consoles, not make the games.
>>733641395Indian Olivia Munn/10They should reboot G4TV and run a new program called Attack of the Loo.
>mandatory use of ia in games>suddenly big titties and funny cats meme everywhereXboxsirs the goodest mornings are upon us.
What gaming related background did Phil have?
>>733641395MS Gamepas Copilot
>>733641660Some indian employee already sued them, claiming that python programming avaible only for Brahmans but not for him
>Next Xbox launches>Xbox button on controller replaced with Copilot button>KINECT IS BACK BABY>Kinect is mandatory >Most UI elements are stripped away>Have to use voice commands to Copilot to do even the most basic of tasks>Xbox itself is very weak and is basically a thin-client to a server farm courtesy of Jeff Bezos, is completely incapable of running games locally
>>733641927>the retards that ran Xbox into the ground in the last 2 generations had a background in gaming?What ran Xbox/gaming into the ground were investors and funders, largely lacking gaming backgrounds, demanding short-term profit and adherence to fringe ideological standards. This is due to 2 facts that both stem from government overreach:1. Dodge v Ford, 1919, government overreach made companies slaves to investors;2. Blackrock and other incestuous trillionaire funds are funded by taxpayer dollars due to being controlled by the government overreach cabal; and use that to make themselves necessary to fund any project bigger than an indie.So no. Their CEO might've at any point had a gaming background, but the people running them into the ground didn't. If only the government wasn't pozzed by the same gayness that tries to appease "modern audiences" then having a CEO with a gaming background might be enough to have a good gaming company, but alas, with all of that faggotry in place, the jeeta is just another AI nail in the coffin.
You fags still play on xbox? I haven't touched a console since the 360.
>>733642129He started from the first Xbox team, he played a lot. He used his status to port some game he played with his kids back then
>>733643021>look it up>it’s trueAbsolute vermin.
>>733641939For what reason? Xbox has no good games
>>733643021It was the opposite way around, he could only code for Python because for some fucking retarded reason, jeets think that C and C++ is for higher castes only.
>>733641395>How can xbox sink even lower than it already is?Can it?
>>733641968They don't know how to sell consoles, that's the problem
>>733643323No they don't. It's all reactionary and performative. Now that it's dying all these faggots want to pretend like they care when they've been shitting on all consoles for the better part of 2 decades now. It's all so tiresome.
>>733643210The chip has been leaked.
At this point, let them self destruct. XBox had its day in the sun when the 360 managed to come out before and be cheaper than the PS3. As much as people used to meme about the PS3 having nogaems, the XBox 360 had Hears of War, Halo and fuck all else. After that it just kind of stuck around but no one had an XBox One or a Series S or whatever else unintuitive nonsense they called their console.Whoring the brand out to some delusional AI shill who could probably not name a single video game without asking Grok first will hopefully finish it off for good. It never brought much to the table to begin with.
>>733641395It's over, Snoys and Tendies... you win. I- we can't fight anymore. I kneel.
>>733643021I posted that story in one of these threads recently, good to see people remember that shit. MS is absolutely Pajeet central now so I'm not even surprised the new Xbox CEO is a Jeet. She will drive it right into the fucking ground, because that's what all Jeets do. From what people have been saying about her she's a complete nitwit who just spews buzzwords all day so that matches up.Remember if you see a pajeet, tell him he's a filthy Dalit, his mother is a Paki whore and that you piss on his family's honor.
She said herself that her idea of a good game consists of walking sim garbage like Firewatch lol.
>>733643763I've lived through Sony during their prime, I don't want to live in a World where they're on top again. I still haven't forgiven them for that rootkit they installed on my PC
>>733643763Not even sony and Nintendo are doing great right now.It's all crashing right now
IAMTHE FURY!!!!
>>733643820This. She’s dumb as a brick and doesn’t know or give a shit about gaming. Nepo hire through and through.
Beep boop beep boop
>>733641395I thought this board liked AI?
>>733641395nePOOtism
>>733644328You thought wrong.
>>733643260Fucking finally someone look Ed past the "DURR WOMEN RUIN XBOX" and seeing the actual structural problem underneath. These companies live quarter to quarter and really don't think long term on the shit they push out.
>>733644328You thought right.
>>733645025I didn't mean hiring women was good though, giving women jobs and managerial positions is related to the decline I described.
>>733641395maybe a selfproclaimed no gamer is just what the industry needs, desu.No more pretenders
>>733643808>she's a complete nitwit who just spews buzzwords all daylol. she asks the AI to do that
>>733645241Yes but your post got to the core of the problem. Too many smoothbrains just say >cuz woman and dont go deeper than that. THE xbox brand would've died a decade ago if it wasn't attached to MSFT
>>733641395I need her to give me a naked lap dance while I'm hard first. Gotta try out the goods to see their quality. If that thang stank then you know she'll be a good CEO.
>>733641395DESIGNATED
>>733645252you're right, a non gamer CEO that will for certain turn its product into a social media machine with a ton of bloat and AI designed specifically to extract as much personal info as possible from its users is exactly what the gaming industry needs to crash and burn
>>733641395>pc in the backgroundXbox pc confirmed !
>>733641395only incel sexless losers would be mad at her
>>733641395She isn't the new CEO, she is an a literal AI Co-Pilot for the company.
>>733641395What games? Here is hallucinating gaming machine goyim! For just $79.99 you can play anything you prompted for a month(only one game generation per day in base sub) .
>>733645656
>>733641486You have no corporate AI without jeets
>>733641395Forget the fact that she has no background in gaming. She can't even speak English properly. Think about that when you have a tough time getting hired at a job that this pajeeta is CEO.Microsoft CEO is a pajeet too. This is what they do they get in positions of power then go nepo mode and just hire other Indians for every job.
>>733641395>>733641737You will redeem
>>733645783DM me top of mind saar. I am of the wisconsin go pack saar!
>>733645783That's the jeetglish. Very needful
>>733641395Dont worry. As long as she is high caste it will be good.
>>733643808c++ is the better language thoughever
>>733645935oh yeah, the high caste is great at running things. just take India as an example. oh wait.
>>733645357I don't think most people misunderstand the nuance, at least people old enough to remember when the xbox was just piss-yellow filter shooters. The way I see it the xbox wasn't ever good, but it got worse, so much so that it tried to appease to "women". Broads are more the consequence than the cause, they happen to your niche interest when it's not niche anymore, when it gets big enough that the powers that be say "enough, if we don't make it all about women and faggots they might become too based and overthrow us".>>733645783Saar, would you do the mindful of connecting gamepad controller for play.>>733646017beat me to it
>>733645783>profile name is _shar
just dissolve the division
>>733646017>>733646040Huhuhu..... shows what you know. Many of the troubles afflicting India are linearly traced to the lower castes (employment quotas, welfare, etcs.).
>>733646092let me spell it out for youINDIAISTHELOWERCASTEOFTHEWORLD
>>733641395even a pajeeta who doesn't know anything about games will do better than Phil Spencer, she will look at Nintendo and copy them instead of whatever the fuck he was doing with porting Halo to PS5
>nintendo ceo>some soulless chink suit>sony ceo>some soulless chink suitThese are fine.>Xbox>some soulless indian suit>OMG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RERE RE RE RWEEEE REEEEE???
>>733646280She named firewatch as an example of the kind of game she likes. She will double-down on "narrative emotional" shit without relevant gameplay.
>>733645357It sounds to me like you're defending women which is gay
The Xbox used to be the epitome of 2000s culture, then with the 360 it became the go to dudebro console, it's hard to believe how fucking gay it became later, with a fucking I'M A WOMAN HEAR ME ROARRR protagonist in Gears of War, are you fucking kidding me? And fucking LGBT armor in Halo? Having a literal tranny game exclusive? Damn. It was all about guns, cars and hot chicks before.
>>733646314Snoys cannot allow Xbox to be anything but a joke.
Why does it matter that a business administrator play video games?Shouldn't you want them to be good at business and leadership related matters?
>>733641395the Xbox universe was already dead. there's nothing left for her to kill, lmaooooooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9UWaltU-7Q>"we're approaching this world in which the marginal cost of the good output is zero. We're going to see exponential demand for productivity and output. The way that you scale to that is with agents..."Xbox will be millions of indians releasing AI-slop cashgrabs.>>733646827It matters that she thinks using AI can output an acceptable quality floor. It's "good enough" culture, that's bad a management tell that comes from indian businessmen, it prioritizes selling slop to people who shit on streets. Someone who likes games wouldn't do that to a gaming company. Her idea of gaming is walking sims, those are the projects she'll greenlight her copilot centers to work on.
>>733646592>countdown to Halo 2>topless Lei Fang holding an Xbox>Lord of the Rings Return of the KingI wanna go back so bad bros
>>733646827>Shouldn't you want them to be good at business and leadership related matters?No, and I fully fucking denounce the modern capitalist conceit that being "good at business" can be divorced from the nature of the business one is supposed to be good at. I don't care about your decades of "leadership experience" you cannot run a successful car wash if you don't know how washing a car works. You need to understand the business you are attempting to pilot.If you don't understand video games, you can't run a company that makes video games, because you will make stupid fuck-ass retard decisions that lead to bad video games being made. You will undercut the core of your business in pursuit of balance sheet abstractions.
Increasing revenue would mean to drop Xbox entirely and be a gamepass weird little thing just like Stadia coming with a controller and a little hub for the tv, then putting all your games on PS5 and Steam. So being a good business man isn't gonna do Xbox any favors.
>>733647569I think there's a good chance this is what's going to happen.
>>733647569>>733648334It's what I'd expect from an AI-jeet, "why ship consoles when their ram could be better used by us to generate slop? End users can have always online cloud terminals instead".
>>733641968>she's there to sell consolesand who is the the target audience? Definitely not Grok
Jannies will ban you if you say jeet, just fyi>>733645783Bloddy benchod please redeem XBLA
>>733647016Considering she was in charge of the FLAGSHIP PRODUCT of Microsoft at the moment and now she's in charge of Xbox, pretty sure she was exiled to Shitbox land for fucking up everything Microsaar AI because they can't fire her and/or she is being setup as the fall saar when the entire division collapses like a black hole.
>>733649174Yeah sure but should bring blade dashboard?
>>733641486AI = An IndianLLM = Low cost labor in Mumbai
>>733641395I dont think about the xbox brand at all so it can't really get any lower
>>733641395Gotta be real with you my nigga>Would
How do women become executives? Like they're fucking retarded and fail literally everytime. How is this still happening?
>>733643351>some game>voodoo vincephilistine. og xbox had a bunch of proof of concept tier games that go hard as fuck, and voodoo vince is high among them.
dunno, she seems pretty cool to me
>>733652381uuuuh based? redpilled?
>>733646592Take me back. Please. I'm begging, no, pleading on my knees. I have to go back bros... I can't take it anymore...
>>733645783They're the board member's pets, more so than anyone else.
>>733653786blaugh sexual chocolate
>>733645783She probably had some jeet intern make those posts like Elon does. Watch a video of her speaking, she sounds like anyone else from Wisconsin.
>>733641395You guys don't understand c-suite politics at all. She was put there BECAUSE they want to kill Xbox. If you want to sabotage a retard's career you give them a sinking ship.
The Verge is reporting that Sarah Bond and Phil Spencer were potentially fired for long term poor results in Xbox.
>>733654217This.
>>733646280She's isn't going to copy Nintendo, she's going to copy Sony.
Now that the dust has settled, how the fuck did we get here?What did microsoft spend the past 14 years doing?
>>733641482You'd think the far left would've realized democracy is not on their side by now.
>>733641395Yet another example of fecaloid ethnic nepotism. The mass ethnic cleansing of brownoids can't come soon enough.
>>733655602>t. Seething Sanjay
>>733643210>>733643630https://www.techpowerup.com/gpu-specs/xbox-magnus-gpu.c4358next gen xbox will be basically comparable to an overclocked rtx 4070 with an ai upscaler fsr version 4 or something
>>733654454No way! Sarah is the fall girl for the Everything is an xbox campaign
>>733641395Where can I find AI pornography of her?
