New treehouse event showcasing the SMWonder DLC and Pokopia tomorrow
No saving Nintendo
>>733645375I regret buying a Switch 2.
This is the biggest game drought since the first year of the 3DS
>>733645650it's maddening how much they dropped the ball in first party output compared to the old switch
>>733645650You're like supposed to import your Switch 1 data to your like Switch 2 and because they're like still making Switch 1 games llike?
switch 2 has no games
>>733645375They need to bring out Audrey
>>733645650>Buy one at launch for the exclusives and more probability of having a hackable model in the future>Every exclusive has either been something I can't justify paying 70 dollars for, or an experience ranging from boring to barely passable>No tangible progress in the hacking scene yetYou and me both brother, you and me both
>>733645375We will be there
>>733645375When's the event where they apologize for ruining Prime 4
Stop posting op you are hurting his feelings against with all those games
>multiplayer focused dlc>comfy crafting game (pokemon)zzzzzz
>>733645650>>733645721>>733645732>>733645973>>733646032I have anti nintendo fatigue .....
woo!
>>733645883…and yet they’ve got no swotch 2 games. Pokopia is the last switch 2 game we have a release date for (it’s not even a real switch 2 game btw), we know fuck all what they have coming up or even if those games exist. At that point, why even own a switch 2 to begin with?
>>733646319>(it’s not even a real switch 2 game btw)>i-IT DOESN'T COUNTdo you ever get tired of doing this
>>733645375>SHIThouse
One melty a dayKeeps the snoys away from play
so this could mean that hey wont use a chunk of the Pokémon presents on Pokopia then.
>>733645650>>733645732>>733646032As a Switch 2 owner I can tell you this guy is wrong and probably a Snoy. Bananza and MKW are both great and the Switch 2 is alot better than the Switch in performance which means your Switch 1 games won't run like ass.
>>733645375>so little to show they don't even have a direct on the horizonHoly fuck this sucks ass, they already killed Pokopia by making it a GKC.
>>733647548but i never talked about performance, i talked about their outputi don't care about donkey kong, i finished legends ZA in a few days and i've been waiting ever sinceno zeldano animal crossingno smash brosit's been a huge nothingburger so far
>>733647294They'll still at least mention it. I wouldn't expect them to actually show much of Wind-Waves or whatever Gen X is named since it'll probably just be a vague teaser like SV was. Most of the Pokemon Day presentation will be spent on mobile games.
I will most likely be tuning and doing a livestream reaction to this. I'm hyped for the Wonder DLC, not so much for Pokopia.
>>733647661get into other franchises.
>>733645721Wii U had fuck all for 7 months after launch and it was all for Game and Wario. You had to wait longer for an actual title that wasn’t a minigame collection.
>>733645375i have anti nintendo fatigue
nintendo are you fucking serious? a showcase of of a pokemon spin-off during the same week pokemon gets its own dedicated show, and an old game with its tacked on DLC while people are still waiting for a real direct
>>733645650That's not possible. You probably don't own one to begin
>>733647918this is good it means more time for gen 10
>>733648151I hope thats the case and its not mostly mobile slop
>>733647918>look at me shitting myself guys i will bitch about any random nonsense to get you to see me shitting myself.
>>733647705Pocket already had its big announcement and so did Masters iirc. I dunno about Go, so chances it'll be just Unite and maybe Sleep.
>>733648229No? Who was sying to see more of mario wonder?
>>733647661You have a huge backlog of Switch 1 games to play is my point. I bring up performance since the main hurdle of the Switch was games running like ass. Mario Kart World is fun and their literally is Animal Crossing New Horizon.
>>733648247iirc Pocket had Megas shown off months before they were added. Besides, they still need to show off Champions, and reveal Mega Garchomp Z. Not to mention waste time with that Cafe game nobody plays.
shitch poo
>>733647918Keeping multiplayer slop out of a main direct is good. The Wonder DLC is for kids to play with their parents.
>>733647548MKW is not something you play all the time. Bananza was good but it did release in july and it doesn't seem like there will be another NEW Switch 2 game in the first half of 2026. Which means you don't have anything but thrid parties to play for a year.Better performance is only better with the paid patches. Yeah, some games don't chug like ass but in return the resolution is still terrible without patches.
>>733648382why do you always have to mention your scat fetish?
>>733645375They really have nothing else for 2026 than this and yoshi huh?
>>733648439the same reason you always talk about rape
>>733647661Remember when Sony and Microsoft was mocked by Nintenfags the new system is just a resolution and fps upgrade for old games? And how Nintendo releases a bunch of brand new games while all they get are remasters and sequels?Wonder where are those people hiding now.
>>733648428>Better performance is only better with the paid patches.echoes of wisdom and splatoon patches were not paid.
>>733648478not your boogeyman
>>733647775So? The WiiU sold accordingly.
>>733648327Not the Megas, but that a mini set based on Gen 9's Pokemon is coming out a day before the Presents.
>>733648294but i already played switch 1 games on my switch 1
>>733648628play them again with enhancements
>>733648497>Complaining about Nintendo releasing sequels>Comparing it to Snoy and Xboner releasing nothing at all for 5 years straightare you retarded perchance?
>>733645375>this is supposed to be Nintendo's answer to the State of Play...... that's it?
>>733648758Retard.
>>733648628Then play the Switch 2 games and dual releases? How is that difficult?
>>733648758there's a pokemon direct this week
>>733648836Oh boy I can't wait for more KANTOOOO memberberries.
>>733648817but both pokopia and persona 3 reload will come out as game keys, i only buy proper physical games with no online requirements
I have 150 hours in MKW and do Bananza DLC events every time they happen, have 100 hours in air riders and even bought Z-A, where's thre real direct? I have a pc so I don't care about third parties rereleasd and Mario tennis isn't interesting
>>733648428>it doesn't seem like there will be another NEW Switch 2 game in the first half of 2026Nintendo only announces games at directs. Tomodachi and Yoshi are coming out soon>MKW is not something you play all the time.That can be said about any videogame. It's still fun.>Better performance is only better with the paid patches. Yeah, some games don't chug like ass but in return the resolution is still terrible without patches.By default Switch games run and load faster even without patches instead of dropping frames. Their not always paid patches many are free. Most games look fine unpatched anon unless your looking really hard for issues. The biggest gripe was performance and that alone makes the Switch 2 better.
>>733648628>Played at 10-15fps
>>733648919Buy them digitally since we all know your only going to play them once.
>>733645650/thread
>Shit pokemon lessser dqbuilder gamekey game >Wonder dlc that's multi-player focused with "challenges" that are going to be easy without new levels at allGIVE US SPLATOON RAIDERS IT'S BEEN 8 MONTH NIGGER I BOUGHT MY SWITCH 2 FOR NINTENDO GAMES DO A FUCKING DIRECT
>>733648752What does count for nothing? Because the last new 3D Mario game came out in 2017. I know people love to meme how a God of War or Spiderman sequel doesn't count because it just doesn't but then a Bowsers Fury doesn't count either.
I really don't understand the Wonder expansion at all. Just a minigame pack? Why not do a full blown level DLC as well?
>>733649493Because you'll buy it anyway
>>733649036>Nintendo only announces games at directsSplatoon Raiders says hi.
I get Japan has to do everything America does like 5-10 years later but do they really need to mimic releasing games for an outdated console (switch 1) while ignore their new console (switch 2).
>>733649702I literally won't..
>>733649759nigger, they just released Mario Tennis. stop with this concern-trolling horseshit.
Wonder was shilled heavily on here. Nintendo probably took note which is why there’s DLC. Don’t like it, maybe you shouldn’t have shilled this garbage so much.
we need to defend nintendo
>>733649036Tomodachi also on Switch 1. Yoshi has the same issue as Metroid, Hyrule Warriors or Air Riders (even if that one is very popular in Japan). Those are side titles a fraction of the userbase will buy.
>>733649759You are mentally ill.
we need to destroy nintendo
>>733649981imagine being this mentally unwell.
>>733649493The point for these Switch 2 Editions is twofold:1,To pad the barebones schedule as Nintendo pretends these are "new" games.2, To make you pay the most for the least amount of work. They create a throwaway DLC and tie it to the performance upgrade. So if you want one or another you still need to pay $20 and the "full" new game is - of course - $80 because Nintendo games will forever cost the same.
>>733649869Unironically this, the forced outrage with the rerelease of firered and the price of Mario tennis is too negative and isn't good
Switch 2 has no games
>>733650025Maybe someone on the board of directors killed his parents or something you heartless monster
>>733650176It have games, they just refuse to reveal them or it's bad ones like Yoshi (who cares) or Fire Emblem (shit and censored franchise)
>>733650564>it havesaaaaar!
We need to apologize to Nintendo
>>733649758It was announced at a Direct lol.>>733649893>Yoshi has the same issue as Metroid, Hyrule Warriors or Air Riders (even if that one is very popular in Japan). Those are side titles a fraction of the userbase will buy.The said was said about Donkey Kong, And then Bananza came out.
>>733650975Raiders was revealed randomly on Nintendo today
We must be better Nintendo consumers
>>733650975There aren't many alternatives to Bananza.Early adopters need something to play so essentially they are forced to buy Bananza.I am not saying it is not a great game but what else there is to play.
>>733651028Because of the Pokemon Direct thats happening soon.
>>733645375>a treehouse event for a fucking portPokopia at this point is appealing solely because it's at least an actual new game that nobody has lofty expectations for them to drop the ball with
>>733645732Im not surprised. When ToTK took 6 years for a game that was basically an expansion, I knew Nintendo wasn't going to release shit. Nintendo was under way more pressure with the Switch as they just came off their worst performing systems and investors were concerned about the viability of handheld systems. Now, Nintendo assumes they can be like Sony, release a product, and it will do fine on third party games and brand name alone. Of course, Nintendo forgot they are fucking Nintendo and the only reason anyone shows up is for their games. This year is really just going to be Fire Emblem, Pokemon and maybe Splatoon Raiders.
>>733651203Nigga what? It was revealed in June https://youtu.be/d7ve2zWmkEA
>>733645650The Switch 2 release sometimes feels delayed (because of the success of the Switch 1). The system is already old in 2025, it should have launched at most in the beginning of 2024. That year had Echoes of Wisdom, Thousand Year Door and Mario&Luigi. Xenoblade X was around the corner.Other times it feels rushed, lack of Devkits to 3rd parties, pushing the parity with other systems, lack of exclusive 1st party games besides Mario Kart and Banaza ( Air Riders is cool, but niche as fuck) and is struggling with the 3rd parties even the Swtich 2 edition, which was one of the main reasons I bought this thing.If it wasn't for the portability, I would have bought a PS5 pro instead.
>>733649849>ITS OK THEY RELEASED ANOTHER FUCKING TENNIS GAME, SEE ITS NOT A BRICK
>>733651183You have the entire Switch 1 library with it's best games enhanced. Most consoles barely have games at launch.
>>733645375damn no direct thatthat's so fucking grim dude
>>733645375Shouldn't they have a direct and announce all the games they're releasing?unless...... they have no games to release?that would be terrible
>>733645375I'm starting to think Switch 1's first year was some kind of absolute miracle that we should never expect to happen again.
>>733651505>Buying a new console to replay the same releases but ONLY if you pay the enchancement taxWe need a direct
>>733645650>tfw I never even bought switch 1 because of how mad I got the did make Shadow an echo fighter and have just been pirating everything ever since
>>733651628Why would they release games? It's selling anyway
Everyone shut up and trust the Nintendo plan
>>733651749The Playstation strategy....
4K development pipelines have come to collectIt's gonna be just like the PS5 where exclusives by the platform holder are few and far between
>>733650975It was a random Nintendo Today announcement like 8 months ago, not in a direct.
Hello everyone, my dad is a Nintendo and he said to stop horsing around.
>Macaco is chimping out againOOK FOR ME MORE FAGGOTOOK OOK ACK ACK ACK OOK OOK OOK
by games do you mean actual good games like air riders or aaa slop like zelda
>>733652387>air ridersnobody bought that
>>733645375where the fuck is it?
>shitch poo
>>733652474best selling kirby spin off, FUCK offand even if nobody /v/ought it, still better than aaaslop.
>Splatoon Raiders that had GAMEPLAY in its trailer and didn't receive any news since it's announcement 8 month ago>The last direct ""big hitters"" were Mario Tennis and Fire Emblem >The only direct in 2026 was a Partner showcase because they now over rely on third party as a clutch>We're only getting 4 Nintendo games this year because they're not in any rush>They started selling me the enchancement my upgraded console should give to anyone who boughted it Nintend got me, I bought it a few week after because I tought i'd get splatoon kino early and instead we got nothingAt least Bananza and Air Riders were kino
>>733645375both dogshiti already hated acnh, but now they're shitting out a pokeslop version of it
>MAMA F*CKER!! What's that, Furukawa-san? You're NOT gonna release a bunch of cool first party games for the ENTIRETY of 2026 outside of Fire Emblem and the yearly nu-Pokéslop??? And the only ones left are ports of games I can ALREADY play on the Switch 1? Meaning I spent $500 plus tax plus tip JUST to play the same games AGAIN at a SLIGHTLY HIGHER RESOLUTION (sold separately)? And the people that DIDN'T buy it can still play TomoCHADchi Life and GODthym Heaven WITHOUT blowing half a thousand bucks? And the only exclusives are GODkurai's Kirby Air Riders (Yakub bless his SOUL for not going indie), Nakaue's Toddler Kong BABanza, INTERMISSION Kart World and CRIPPLEBALL??? And instead of making new games you're putting out SHITgo sets, movies with SNOY and SHITlumination, along with LITERAL TODDLER TOYS? AND you're saying Peach and I are JUST FRIENDS??? So CHADser is going to thrust his BANZAI B- I mean BOMBER BILL COCK into her vibe island while I sit in the closet playing $80 games I bought for $60 a year ago? WOWIE ZOWIE!!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR THE DISNEYFICATION OF NINTENDO!!!!
>>733645375No one cares about either of thoseWhere's gen 10where's the next 3D super marioWhere's the next big 3D zeldaetc
>>733647294>shit from ass will not contain corn kernels
>>733652923gen 10 is on friday, dunno about the rest
You'll get someone angry with that copypasta someday.
Switch 1 first year: >1-2-Switch>Arms>>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (port)>>Pokkén Tournament DX (port)>Super Mario Odyssey>Splatoon 2>Snipperclips>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>>7336532374 month left to get a XC2 tier game to match that first year
>>733645375>PokopiaKey card slop, hard pass.
>>733653026>gen 10 is on fridayWe'll see. I wouldn't be surprised if it was once again just endlessly mobile slop, and naturally shilling the FRLG RE-RELEASES
>>733653532
>>733653532You lost and got raped, Eric
>>733653642>>733653710Samefag
>>733653532Game key cards are perfectly fine what are you talking about???Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game. Buy. The. Game.
>>733653710>Disliking gamekey card makes someone Eric????
at this point in its lifespan the gamecube had>luigis mansion>pikmin>super smash bros melee>wave race blue storm>animal crossing>eternal darkness>star fox adventuresthe switch 2 has>donkey kong banaza>mario kart world
>>733653532Or, you could stop being a spoiled bitch and actually support companies that make good games. Wtf is wrong with you, TDS obsessed snoys like you are why videogames are dying it is all your fault fuck you.
>>733652504You'll get a March overview trailer if you're lucky. If not you ain't getting shit until June.
>>733653792if you're gonna include melee and ac, imclude air riders and pokopia nigga
>>733653532>>733653735>>733653763>>733653792NDS schizo samefag
>>733652618Did you learn nothing from Side Order.
>>733653532>I NEED TO OWN THE GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! I'M A PUSS BABY THAT CAN'T BUY A SD CARD!!!!!Grow up
There is absolutely nothing wrong with game key cards. And you are an unshowered FREAK if you think there is.
>>733653532Seething poorfag
>>733653532You're brown
>>733653932Side order first trailer was a bunch of concept art and took 215 day~ for the second trailer. The only in game part was the tower and it's completely different in the final gameRaiders was a full cutscene + all in-game trailer and it's almost been 300 days
>>733653906Explains how disliking gamekey card makes someone Eric
the defense force of turdtendo is finally here
>>733653883pokopia looks like android app store slop game and also it isn't out yetalso i forgot that nintendo used to make games for 2 consoles at once so the actual list including gba would be>luigis mansion>pikmin>super smash bros melee>wave race blue storm>animal crossing>eternal darkness>star fox adventures>wario land 4>golden sun>advance wars>mario kart super circuit>Castlevania: Circle of the Moon>f-zero mvswitch 2>donkey kong banaza>mario kart world>air riders
>>733653532Kill yourself
>>733654176Eric ALWAYS spams these fucking threads doing everything he can to shit talk Nintendo and try to prevent people from buying Nintendo products and supporting Nintendo, Eric is a state of mind. THE poster child for Nintendo Derangement Syndrome. Even if you aren't personally Eric, you are spiritually Eric and are the trash that is ruining this board and videogaming as a whole.You are ontologically evil, Eric.
>>733654176>>733654189>>733654243>>733654176>>733654189>>733654243>>733654176>>733654189>>733654243I have anti-Nintendo Fatigure
>>733654292I like Nintendo andd video games more than you schizo,get a grip
>>733654292I can't tell if you're being ironic or really a Tendie who believe that
>>733654375
who the fuck even gives a shit about pokopiayeah let's play another fucking farming game but this one has pokemon models in it, let's pay 80 fucking dollars to play garbage because we can look at a charmander while we do it, the fact that anybody has to bring this game up as noteworthy shows how shitty the library ismake sure you preorder for your fucking plant by the way
>>733654381Post your Switch 2 purchase history then.You won't, because you are a stupid snoy obsessed with hating Nintendo all day.
>>733654424>>733654435>>733654436Just. Buy. Pokopia.Nintendo needs all the support it can get right now with the global market being so bad. Trump's Tariffs did so much damage to the industry.
>>733654436>yeah let's play another fucking farming gamemfer you got people wanting in ac in this thread
>>733654451Here’s my game history since I mostly buy physical. It's a bit glitched since I have around 800 hours on Splatoon 2 and smash and around 500 on Mario Maker. I can click a random game for you if you want :)
The only way Nintendo could convince me to buy a Switch 2 is if they reveal a new 3D Mario and new Smash
>>733654496>>733654684who tf is letting these autistic monkeys on this board, there's genuinely no way people think a company like nintendo needs MORE money when they are sitting on a company that already makes a bil a month, main reason why /v/ is in the shitter rn too many autistic people who d ride and the only game that was somewhat good was dk bananaza
>>733651350>"Ha ha, don't forget about me anon! Your old pal Yoshi has a new game too! Ha ha..."Also, this game has a 2026 Spring release, and they're choosing to show off an expansion pass and Not-Animal Crossing?
Dis unc do be crashing out like dat please give him some playstation game already this cant be healthy.
>>733654960a game so powerful that GTA 6 ran away in fear....
>>733654684i don't really care for AC either but if you're going to pretend it's the same as a fucking farming simulator now you're beyond retarded>>733654908bonanza was just mario odyssey but somehow worse, i don't know how the fuck they managed to make a game look so flashy with so much shit you can do and still be so fucking boring, that takes skill
>>733654960It's their only game for spring AND summer so they're taking their time
this is a 1pbtid thread if i ever saw one
We need to be better consumer and complain less but buy more
>>733655186>i don't really care for AC either but if you're going to pretend it's the same as a fucking farming simulator now you're beyond retardedthey're both sim gamespokopia isn't even a farm sim, it's more like dragon builders
>>733655510"sim game" is such a broad-ass term it's almost disingenuous, animal crossing is more of a life/interaction sim where pokopia is all crafting/building and farming, neither of which you really do in AC unless you count flower breeding which you shouldn't because it's not even close to being the same thingshit ain't even really "like dq builders" either, it'd be like dq builders if you took out over half the game in dq builders like all the combat and exploration and story and just left the housebuilding busyworkit's fucking garbage and i guarantee you aren't playing it either, but sadly it'll sell because manchildren will buy anything if you slap a pokemon label on it
I'm going to buy Pokémon leaf green
>>733655801
>>733655756>housebuilding busyworkthis is what i meant, yeah. that and added a apocalyptic aspect to it. and no, im not buying it i hate pokemon. just saying that it just looks like animal crossing to me, which is just town building busywork w/ interaction slop
>>733645650I'm completely serious, I don't understand how you can regret buying a console in the modern day. Not in the sense that the consoles are perfect, they're not, but in the sense that you are a grown ass man with every possible bit of information about these things at your fingertips. The most basic research should let you know exactly what is on these platforms, where and when. Are you not doing this before you buy the console? What are you "disappointed" by that you didn't know about or expect from the standard amount of research you would do for something that costs you $500.
>>733655980Even if it isn't bait, anon's admitting to being retarded.
>>733647294They'll still give it a few minutes to remind people it's out in a week. Most of the presents is going to get spent on the live service shit like always.
>>733656179I'll take a few minutes over a third of the presentation.
The nintendo derangement syndrome is real
>>733655510nta but the one talking about bananaza yknow what i hate about pokemon, is it's fans not the ones who draw art but the ones that treat it as a gloating tool when it's overrated as hell but that doesn't mean it wasn't decent for its time back then, but most people treat it as investment today instead of a children's game or childrens show, it reminded me of the series that shouldn't be named (neigh).what actually pisses me off is how obnoxious they act when try to gloat about some old ass card that someone found in their old grandmas sex dungeon, as some sort of holy grail when it's just a piece of paper with ink and i get its history buts it's just a piece paper that can be ripped it's not even a piece of paper that holds actual history, yet it still sells like 100k which absurd considering it just a piece of paper of some pokemon that can be obtained from newer packs
>>733647294The Pokemon Presents is going to formatted exactly like it is every year, two-minute long updates each for all their multimedia elements (Main game celebration content, TCG (original), TCG Pocket, Go, Cafe Remix, Masters EX etc.) Expect them to add the FRLG ports too, probably Colo/GoD on Switch online as well, and then presumably something to tease Gen 10.They don't typically do extended segments on the Pokemon Presents as that's not what it's for.
>>733654436Don’t care, post more fucked up faces.
>>733656318your allegory is a bit overdone, but i get the gist. and i agree.
>>733654960It’ll get a trailer, you don’t need a full direct
>>733656297Bluepoint shutting down gave him mental damage, please understand
>>733655140
it's been over eight months without any raiders news what the fuck is going on over there nogami
>>733653237Switch 2 First Year>Mario Kart World>DK Bananza>Age of Imprisonment>Air Riders>Mario Tennis>Drag x Drive>Metroid Prime 4 (cross gen)>Legends ZA (cross gen)Honestly seems pretty comparable to me. No mainline Zelda to carry it it but people forget that BotW was a fucking Wii U game too.
who the fuck even asked for more multiplayer filler in wonder
>>733658291Doesn't count because...
>>733658291>>733653237Switch 1 first year:>Super Mario Odyssey>Xenoblade Chronicles 2Switch 2 First Year>DK Bananzaftfy. Ports, multiplayer slop, and spin offs do not count. However, BotW definitely mattered since no one had a Wii-U.
>>733651501>Release Mario Tennis Fever>Give out Mario's Tennis to your online subscribers two weeks laterlmao
>>733649436the challenge mode in NSMBU got pretty difficult pretty quickly, at least when going for gold medalsi expect a similar difficulty curve out of wonder sw2
>>733658605>multiplayer slop, and spin offs do not countThey count if they're good.
>>733658605Kirby Air Riders is exquisite
>>733645375That honestly looks boring. I just wish we had a direct. I can look at gameplay later for pokopia but not worth watching a treehouse.
>>733645375Treehouse still exists?? Who watches them?
>>733659005It's borderline shovelware. Maybe if it was like $40.
>>733659117you sound like a pajeet who got caught after a scam. Go take a cold shower or something
>>733659117I'm sorry you have no taste in vidyabuy a ps5 (digital edition) next time
>>733655801same. it's kind of funny that the only switch game i'm actually excited to play came out 20 years ago
>>733645375Who the fuck asked for party game dlc for Wonder?LITERALLY NO ONE EVER
>>733659005The online is practically dead with the only thing keeping people around being the half-assed events that just hand out shit for your license that nobody looks at.
>>733659381city trial and air ride is alivetop ride is dead, tho
>>733645732>shit out the switch early after wiiu's failure>drag out the switch 1's lifespan to 8 fucking years>switch 2's launch year is fucking dogshit in comparison
>>733659381what a weird non sequitur.
>>733659557That's not how you use that word.
>>733653532shut up and buy it
>>733659210>>733659149Spending $90 to play a kirby spinoff racing game online is retarded
>>733659634considering the nonense of the answer it works perfectly. Sorry jeet, chat gpt doesn't really help much for this.
>>733645375We’re never getting that fucking Direct are we?Christ, these first two years of the Switch 2’s lifespan have been hollow as hell, all we’ve ever gotten is just MKW, Bananza and Air Riders, everything else is just ports and Switch 2 editions of Switch 1 games I already have. I don’t care about the 70$ Mario Tennis game, Cripple basketball, Fire Emblem or the 90th Hyrule Warriors game, only Yoshi looks kinda neat but that’s it.For the love of fuck, they need to announce a 3D Mario, 3D Zelda, Smash 6, new Animal Crossing or Gen 10 Pokémon already to get this ball rolling or I’m gonna regret paying 500$.
>>733659861Do you just vomit whatever trendy buzzwords you can think of to sound intelligent?
>>733659942It hasn't been out for even 1 year yet but otherwise yes you're right
>>733659942The new president went on record he thought the time for directs was over. Not sure why everyone is surprised Nintendo suddenly stopped doing consistent directs after he said that.
>>733660083[citation needed]
>>733660083See, this is fucking why Retardtaro Faggotkawa needs to be fuckin' put in prison for multiple life sentences with no parole whatsoever. Dude is a Eurotrash Pokefaggot soulless corpo-kike stooge working for them.
>>733660083Jfc I hate Furukawa so much, he’s basically a Japanese version of an EA/Activision suit.
>>733660083I miss Bowser.
pokemon gen 10 will bring back the excitment this friday
>>733660236PokeIndonesia ain't gonna bring back anyones hype.
>>733645650We tried to warn you.
>>733660225that guy did fuck all after the 2019 direct
>>733660292it wil if it looks good
>>733660083>>733660195>>733660218>>733660225he literally didn't even say thathe said that if they find a better way to show off game information and make announcements, they'll try that but for now directs are the most efficient method
>>733660236FireRed/LeafGreen brought back the hype already.
>>733660083He is a retard for saying that. Directs are the most consistent thing in Nintendo. Being "surprised" is retarded and he will kill interest if they do that.
>>733660236mediocre islands and mediocre quests and a boring grind with no depth thrown into the gameplay besides it already establish formula how goody
>>733658461Lol you called it. Honestly, I have a feeling that the autists that hyper fixate on “muh exclusives” don’t even play games to begin with.
>>733660370Please understand. Tendies believe everything they see without question. Remember Planet Robobot deluxe?
>>733660351Anon. When was the last time a Game Freak produced Pokemon game look good.
>>733660218He deserves to be fucking bullied and have shit thrown at him. Fuck, I'd love to see 4chan do the shit it used to do but towards Furukawa. Imagine the seething and resulting REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing from Furukawa bootlickers, the meltdown would be fucking LEGENDARY, lmao.
>>733660385I don't believe zoomers have the patience to actually play through old games like that. They will cry about no exp share
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>>733660225Bowser didn't do shit. Literally. Not to mention people like him and Reggie have no actual power over Nintendo's decisions.
>>733660385>old ass game brings back the hype despite being emulated for the past 20 years
>>733660126He made it up.
>>733660454You weren't even a sperm when 4chan did shit, stop roleplaying.
>>733660236Pokemon's been shit since 2013.
>>733660419Normies have hyper tunnel vision when it comes game franchises. Shit like Pikmin 1 would not survive in today's climate.
>>733645375>Super Mario Bros Wonder>SWITCH 2 EDITIONThe only one of these Switch 2 upgrades that has meant anything is Scarlet & Violet. Those games ran like such dogshit on Switch 1 that it was an actual upgrade going to 2.
>>733659942>these first two years of the Switch 2’s lifespanAnon, it hasn't even been one year.
>>733660545>Saying this>TFW born in 1993
>>733659825It's $65 at Costco, and isn't actually a racing game.
>>733660828its 55$ if you know the amazon life hack.
>>733660828>>733660893>defending Nintendo by saying there are ways to circumvent the standard pricing
>>733660385Only if they confirm home support.
>>733660964bitch how is that defending, im telling you how to cheat them
>>733660083>Source: my gaping anus
>>733660370Hey. Guess what Nintendo Today is supposed to be.
>>733661097Honestly Nintendo today works but I like the direct format. It's the only thing remotely close to the old E3s. Something for you to watch and discuss later. Shadow dropping one game or trailer every month will end up letting people find more stuff to be mad about and they will forget about that game! It's literally fucking retarded to only use the today app to give you news. Also not everyone will install that app... If someone from Nintendo is here. Say to that yellow kike from the pokemon company that is now the president for him to stop this.
>>733661707>Nintendo Today worksI fucked around with my Nintendo Account's region settings to download some Japan software and even though I flipped it back to USA, 'Nintendo Today" is completely nonfunctional.
>>733661782I can imagine. I just mean it works because it gave me the news about the Xenoblade x trailer before i looked on YouTube.
pretty weird timing. I don't remember a nintendo event being this late for me in a while. I guess it's really just to get the USA's attention?
>>733645375I find it funny how they forgot Zeldas anni. Lmao! I guess they only care about Mario.
>>733645650I actually wanted to play DKB until we got a Switch 2 and I played the demo? I'm seriously not understanding the modern Nintendo fan. Even Mario Kart had its moments but after 8 hours I've seen and done everything. I have low hopes for Pokopia and I still think I'll be disappointed. Xenoblade X is about the only thing I'm waiting for, that and whatever Splatoon Raiders is.Anyone deep throating this console right now has the lowest standards.
>>733661984They only do those in the summer
>>733661872in my experience nintendo events are usually 7am or 2pm for me, so this is normal
>>733645375I feel like I am in bizzaro world because people keep praising nintendo and sony for their lackluster first party output while shitting on xbox many fun releases.I don't get it.
Save the Nintendo Switch 2.......Untitled Monolith Soft The Legend of Zelda RPG!!!
>>733662183>XboxBro... Xbox is dead for a decade at least.
>>733661984Zelda unfortunately shares its anniversary by a week with Pokemon. And Pokemon is a license to print money so Zelda's stuck twiddling its thumbs while Pokemon is getting a multi-week 30th Anniversary blowout.
>>733662183>xbox many fun releasesTheir cancelled games are more noteworthy than their releases.