Nintendo needs to announce something fast!
>>733651394go back
>performative pic of me holding thing above garbage can even though I will just take it back as soon as the pic is taken
>redditors unironically bought a shitch 2 I'm not a consolenigger but even if I was, I would never buy the first iteration of a release. There's been so many issues and the "havin a blast" retards aren't convincing any one.
>>733651394Holy fuck I thought I filtered these retard [Good News] bot threads
>>733651394go back faggot
>>733651653I'm having a blast. Have you tried not being poor?
>>733651786>I'm not poor I just had to buy the cheapest consoleOk faggot. My PC is 10x the price and actually has games. Have you tried not being a retarded paypig. Once again perpetuating the stereotype that broke retards like yourself can't help but give into fomo marketing.
>>733651394Nintendo got your $$$, they don't careretards lol
>>733651901I swear every fucking Nintendo/Pokemon seethe thread is the exact same>grrr this item Nintendo isn''t giving away for free is making me reeeeaaalll angry>I mean it's not thatt expensive unless you are lower class>I AACTUALLY HAVE A MULTI BILLION DOLLAR GAME PC AS A MATTER OF FACT!!
>>733651901If you paid 5k for a PC, you're just as fucking retarded.
>>733652240nta but i unironically bought a blackwell 6000 ( not on credit even) for my home toy system.
>>733652240No that's actually not what happened at all you illiterate retard. I said why would anyone buy a first release of a console. They always make a better version within a year or two. Then (YOU)(retarded, brown, illiterate) said "lol are you poor you can't buy the objectively cheapest and lowest quality gaming machine available" to which you were put in your place. Now you're seething like a retard and spamming your headcannon in meme arrows.
>>733652347you are poor and likely very brown kek
love nintendo. never bought a switch because I already had a wii u and botw and mario kart 8 machine. didnt need to play ports of witcher 3 or doom because i had a pc. dont have a switch 2 because i already have a steam deck and dont have a huge library of switch games which would benefit from it. but man, do i love nintendo
>hourly snoy cope thread
>>733651786i having a blast saar
>>733651394Stop changing your title format to bypass regexes you subhuman cretin.
>>733652441Yes you are poor and you buy the first version of a console for hacking potential. It's not rocket science brownoid. Keep begging for NSPs though
>>733651602Tendieschizoids don't understand basic concepts like communicating ideas through images
So, what got OP so mad this time?
>>733651394Why would you buy something like 5 years before the next Zelda and Mario games?
>>733653183>>733651738Lol filterfags BTFO
That's what happens when you try to sell a $500+tax+tip+tariff port machine with a pathetic launch lineup. Did they really expect fucking Mario Kart to move systems? Did they really believe that people would be willing to go this long without a new 3D Mario, Zelda, mainline Pokemon, or Smash?
>>733653460Nintendo's existence.
>>733653678>Did they really expect fucking Mario Kart to move systems?fastest selling console for a reason
alright eric, what did nintendo do this time
>>733652240It's true though. Even if I was the richest incel in the world, I'd still call you brain damaged for paying $20 for a GBA rom
>>733654080Nintendo announced a treehouse presentation stream
>>733654080Treehouse are doing a stream to showcase games
>>733654273>>733654210Ah, of course
>>733653678>Did they really expect fucking Mario Kart to move systems?Worked for MK8, and probably would have worked for 9 if Nintendo didnt go>AIEEEEEEE PLAY THE OPEN WORLD ROADS. OBEY ME
LMAOING AT TENDIE KEKS, BUYING THE SHITCH 2 WHILE THEIR WIFE GETS BLACKED. PLAYING DONKEY KEK WHILE THEIR WIFE IS TAKING A 8 INCH BBC RAW, HOPE YOUR READY TO RAISE BLACK CHILDREN TENDIE KEK.
>>733651394i got a switch 1 oled for christmas in 2022 and nintendo locked me outof my acc in six monthsill be hacking that oled the second its easy lolwhy? cuz they fucking scammed me lmaooh well at least digimon cyber sleuth is funi can still play my games but if my switch breaks im fucked out of 50 bucks of digital gamesthey did it to me on 3ds toowhy cant they just not be kikes lol i would pirate alot less if these companies stopped being evil
Surprisingly, not the brownest thread on /v/rowns right now
>>733654691Careful, you'll blind someone with that much projection
>Delay the console by a year so it would have a good launch library>Year two, still no system sellersThey're really banking on Pokemon 30, huh.
>>733654691yabba dabba doo
>>733654776really?
>>733654702do what now
>>733654691>tendie is married>snoy screeches about tyroneeven in these narratives tendies are winning
>>733655204snoys have been losing so much lately that they have forgotten what winning feels like.
>>733652240Are you a retarded nigger? It being the cheapest console means any alternative will be inevitably more expensive so arguing on poorness will always make you look like a retarded nigger.
>>733655809>>733654801>>733654853>>733655204LOOK AT ME, IM A TENDIE WHO WATCHED MY WIFE GET STRETCHED BY BBC, WAAAAAAAH I NEED TO PLAY MY SHITCH 2 WAAAAAAAAH, JAMAL PLEASE CUM IN MY WIFE, I GOT A VASECTOMY BECAUSE IM A TENDIE. I WANT BLACK CHILDREN.
>>733656626can you explain why snoy memes involve stuffing items up their ass
>>733656626least angry snoy.
>>733656626I say this
>>733651394reminder the Switch2 already has more exclusives than the PS5
>>733651436>>733651739stay OP, based thread. Fuck tendies
>>733656626
>>733656969can you explain this? >>733656703
>>733656626why is it always cuck fantasies with snoys
>>733657037>thread about nintendo >snoy out of nowhere now you know why people hate you tendie faggots
>>733657148just answer the question barry
>>733657148>thread about nintendovery organic eric
>open /v/>see reddit postsstop this
>>733651394What's happening with Sony this time? Did they raised the price, closed studios or they found the name of someone on the Epstein files? This retard always make a thread like this before something happens. It's amusing.
>>733657501make me
>>733657506>Did they raised the price, closed studios or they found the name of someone on the Epstein files?They can do all three, chud.
How dramatic. I've been enjoying my Switch 2.
>>733657506Nintendo announced a tree house stream
If I see anyone with a Switch 2 I block them.
>>733651394Stop being a friend over him buying a switch 2 when he can barely afford his kids bills. I can't stand retards. If you own a switch2 you are a legit retard.
>>733657684What a badass move
>>733657684like mentally or physically or what?
>>733657780If you buy a Switch 2 then you've sold your soul to the devil and will go straight to hell. No second chances. Permanent shitlist.
The next 3D Mario will be announced next month.
>>733657952>tendies are the mentally ill ones btw
>>733657957The next 3D Mario won't be announced until next generation to entice you to buy an all digital console.
>>733658164The next 3D Mario will be announced next month.
>>733651394>duskbloodLmao fromtards will buy anything
Yeah, idk. It is the funnest console experience I've had in awhile.
>>733658241are you the new caramel?
>>733657952so tendies are persecuted, like Jesus
>>733658562What do you mean by that?
>>733653374>social media addicted zoomies think upvotes are a valid substitution for genuine convictionEither follow through or fuck off. No one cares about your mild buyers remorse.
>>733651394mario kart a garbage game and donkey kong is ok but the shitch cant run it properly. the annoucement of fire red and leaf green proves nintendo is in decline, the shitch2 is a flop and has no games
>>733657957Hope so.>bought one at release for the content>only gets used when a new game people want to see comes outI want to buy a new laptop and a new Mario game might pay for it
>>733651394Does Nintendo have anything upcoming they've announced?
Fake. If he really hated it he would smash it with a hammer, not put in a mostly empty trash can and then go back to playing bing bing wahoo.
>>733659320they're rereleasing 2004 remakes of 1996 games$20 per language btw
why are the usual NDS monkeys pissier than usual?>>733654823>>Year two, still no system sellerswe are on month 7are you hallucinating again?
>>733651394Do these faggots not buy third party games?
>>733660383>year 1: 2025>year 2: 2026QED
>>733660525this thobeit
Shitch poo flopped
>>733656626least gotten to snoy.
>>733662139really feels these threads have been deader than usual after they implemented the israel spyware cookies to try stop ban evaderssaged btw
>>733656626this is an authentic homegrown tendie btw
>>733651394Why would a grown man play on the Shitch Poo anyways
>>733660525thanks for confirming your hallucination
The funniest part is the buying the switch 2 early was the right play since its inevitably going to get a price increase due to all the hardware related shortages from AI
>>733666237>The funniest part is the buying the switch 2 early was the right playlol, lmao even. lose weight.
>>733666237>mfw Switch 2, PS5 and a PC with a 3080 in itI'll have to build a new PC when the AI bubble bursts but when it does all the parts should plummet in price as rapid market shifts act to benefit me
>>733651394Man, I dislike the Switch 2 too, but you niggas making these threads really give off the vibe like you're either A: a huge fanboy of another console, or B: acting like a retard so people buy/defend Nintendo shit like some kind of breed of reverse psychology.Still funny that software/hardware sales show that the average Switch 2 owner only has 2-3 games for it after 7 months though, and you just know Nintendo's including Switch 2 upgrades and the free MKW.>>733651602And there's barely anything in the trash can, even if the nigga dropped it in.>>733656946Technically the list includes a lot of shit, shovelware and some unreleased games, if someone wants to be picky about it.
Nintendo won
>>733651394that is NOT uplifting
>>733667913>I don't like these games so they don't count
