Zoomer here, Can someone tell me the appeal of LAN parties?
You and all your cool friends (plus Ethan, your best bro's little brother) get to hang out shooting the shit while playing games you like instead of having to do so over spotty, inconsistent Internet connections with mediocre VOIP systems.One of those has been fixed and one of those is "better." But even in the modern day, there is a deep satisfaction of just being around other peeps who love a game.. just playing the game with them.
It's less about playing games on LAN together and more about playing Cave Explorer with your bros once your PCs being all together heated the room and got everyone sweaty.But also in the 90's/early 2000's, high speed internet was a luxury. LAN parties were the only way for lots of people to play with zero lag.
Back then, a lot of people had dialup or shitty DSL Internet, so to be able to play in person with your friends or a get-together (LANParty.com had dozens daily across the United States alone during its peak) and enjoy 0 ping multiplayer action with no packet loss was a major appeal. It also gave you social interaction during a time before Mumble, Discord, Xbox Live, Ventrillo, etc. A lot of non-Valve multiplayer PC games didn't have built in voice chat, so being able to hear people react in real time to the game was fun.Also just in general, people hadn't been ruined by smartphones and social media yet.
>>733656097It was the peak of humanity.
It was a great way to share games and mods, too.
Warning! You are in a falseflag thread made by a friendless troonllennial loser. Zoomers go to LAN parties and even Alphas do so here in Scandinavia to this very day. This image is from a LAN party in my country two years ago. Repeat: you are in a falseflag thread.
>>733656097>hanging out with friends and playing games all nightI can't possibly fathom what the appeal is anon
I realized that you wouldn't be able to make a huge lan party today. Look at those pictures. Imagine 6 friends with modern GPUs. You are getting 5000W transients on the line if you're all playing the same game and loading to a match unless it's something older.
>>733656097Hanging out with friends and playing video games late into the night/morning while eating junk food, what's not to like?Also back in their heyday, a lot of people didn't have internet, most had shitty dial-up at best, so it was a rare chance to play multiplayer games and also share games, music, movies and such.
>>733656097chillin with the bois is the appeal of it.
>>733657439They still happen in the US too, I guarantee every state has at least one big one at least once a year.You might have to drive a bit, though.I'm somewhere in this picture. The lights were only ever on for the Bawls chugging contest.
>>733656656>>733656670>>733656726Thanks grok
No matter how young you are, if the concept of chilling with your friends needs to be explained to you. Something is wrong.
>>733657963hell yeah, anon. god bless the people out there keeping this culture alive. im not even that old and i remember how insanely alive and good the culture was back then at LAN parties. professionally organized and just at a friends house; it was all awesome. Miss playing CS and Quake with my bros. Most of them have moved and are busy with family, so no time for degenerate LAN parties that much, even though we all want to do it. at least my alpha cousin tells me all about how nice his LAN meetups are. I've told him to really treasure these times as they will one day pass.
>>733658006Don't mention it, meatbag.
>>733658170You'll make it happen someday bro.The bittersweet part of adulthood is getting excited to finally do something you used to do willy nilly as a youngster, I've been there a lot too lately, good on you passing it on to your kin anon.Pic related is last year's LANfest in Colorado, they might go back to doing it twice a year like they did before COVID
My buddies and I organized local ones when we were teenagers. The older guys who used to host them stopped for one reason or another, at one point we had 3 big events. We'd host one in summer and one in winter, we always had 100-250 people attending, it was awesome.WoW and every house having cheap, fast internet killed it. The effort of getting together was too much when you could just sit at home and shout over ventrilo
man i wish i got to have LAN parties. i'm the right age but my irl friends were consolefags
>>733660493Did you ever try to have a console LAN party?
>>733656097Same appeal as couch co-op, but even bigger.
you CAN go back, /v/!
>>733657241That was the best way to share music and and videos too back then.
>>733657241>>733661516There's something special about LAN party porn.Entire DVD rips instead of grainy 2004 internet video, and hilarious english dub hentai.
>>733657657I have to run extension cords from different parts of my house to accommodate LAN parties I throw now. The actual LAN party room can only handle 6 PCs and monitors before the breaker pops.
>>733656097you want me to explain socializing?
>>733656097>what's the appeal of playing vidya with your bros in the same placeAre you retarded?
>>733656097besides the best way to hang out with friends and meeting new ones, for games like counter-strike, its absolutely best way to play because you essentially have zero latency between all each other (if the homies are actually hosting locally), unironically id fucking go to lan centers to play counter-strike competitively if LANs were more popular in the US
>>733658029You underestimate the pure retardation of the current gen. Even the most autistic retard posting here had at least one RL friend in the 90s and early 00s.
>>733661890based Half-Life: Deathmatch enjoyer
>>733657963>Bawls chugging contest.
>>733656097>Can someone tell me the appeal of LAN parties?Well you get with a group of friends and play videogames in the same room, pass chips, buy beers, some people also mix in some Magic The Gathering cards. Make a small tournament with your friends etc.
>>733657439Is your average Scandi gamer still a hot 5'10 blonde girl with perfect 10/10 feet?https://youtu.be/qTsaS1Tm-Ic
>>733656097You've just made me realize zoomers never sat in the same room eating pizza, drinking beers and having a good time with their friends.Playing over the grooming app discord isn't the fucking same. Online is inferior to sitting with your bros.
>>733663194yes, lan bunnies are probably still a thing
>>733663449>>733663189we zoomers called it a sleep over not a LAN party
>>733663160i dont get
>>733663958there's no sleeping or being a lame faggot at a LAN party
>>733656097the gay sex afterwards
All multplayer games that have online should be required by law to support lan/system link.
>>733664474THIS!
>>733656097You're not a zoomer. You're an unc who went to lan parties and wanna flaunt that you think Zoomers don't have basic cultural understanding of anything that isn't brainrotted.
>>733656097It's the only way to play with friends without laggy connections because dial ups fucking sucks. Younger generation and nostalgic retards may see it as a bygone form of socialization, but back then we see it as a way for us to PWN each other without some typing "LAG" in all caps.
>>733656097>all those shirtless guysImagine the smell...
>>733665019They smell better than zoomer retards.
Imagine being with your friends and having zero fear of being banned for offending someone or saying something inappropriate. No matchmaking, no mods, no banning, no random retards on the internet. Ordering a pizza, just having fun in real life. I feel for you, you grew up not even knowing what it's like to call someone a gay retard when gaming and see their face, let alone get permabanned.
>>733656097Zero lag
>>733656097You could say UwU in person OP
>>733656097they had no zoomers at themthat was the appealnext fuckin thread
>>733656097Me and my buddies played CS, wolf:ET, and age of empires 2 mostly at lans, it was fun. And it was also a treasure trove of movies&shows&porn that was shared, everybody put his pirated stuff on a shared map for everybody to download. Usually went home with hundreds of new movies and a bunch of new tv shows.
>>733664702He would think correctly.
>>733656097It was novel at the time, you couldn't just text your friends, steam wasn't a thing. The most you could hope for was to have a chat session open on msn messenger and try to enter the same server on gamespy together.
>>7336560970 ping with your stinky bros, it was good timesthe internet was good but not too good to replace getting together in person yet
>>733665483youre 40 years old and faaaaat lmao
>>733665721I'm neither fat nor bald
it was so kino system linking xboxes and playing halo deep into the night getting drunk with your bros
>>733656097
>>733666470disgusting ass latam scum arent human
>>733665721He's 40 and lived a great life before the darkness. You were born into it and never knew the good times and will eventually be 40 as well.
>>733666592>*gets shot by a tranny*
>>733666470You will come to Brazil... TODAY
>>733666470>no perrothis is NOT latinamerica
>>733661890i cant stop laughing at this shit
>>733656097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTsaS1Tm-Ic
>>733666470soul
>>733656097we didn't have discord or even VoiP back then, only way to team communicate properly was to have everyone in the same roomplus side, if anyone called you a faggot you could actually punch them in the face
>>733661890>numbers on the monitorsWhat kind of fucked up cybercafe is this lmao
>>733666470>friends>asado>fernetI miss everything in this video
>>733665623steam came out in 2003
>>733656097You can see the person jerking off on overwatch right in front of you
Golden Rule of the LANs in the late 90s and early 00s: at some point somebody has to re-install windows.
>>733661456di gi charat saved this picture
>>733656097Cheeky gay sex in the restroom in between games. That's how I lost my virginity.
>>733661890imagine the smell
>>733661456This kid was 17 btw
>>733661456Whats the point of the horny posters? Making you bro horny so you can jack off together? Wtf
>>733656097I've seen terabytes of pornography running trough those gigabit lan in a time it was hard to find and share a video
>>733669565kind off. In my local cyber cafe's lan parties' case, there was a slutty twink we would take turn fucking in the restroom. He would bring a siphon with carbonated water and wash his asshole off with that in between creampies.
>>733661456based ut2004 enjoyers
>>733669995this is too specific to be false
>>733656097Before the age of high speed internet and VC chart programs especially Discord it was the only way to have proper non laggy PVP in games.Nowadays its just nostalgia. Playing whit friends on discord is more or less the same shit we just dont get to smell one another anymore or carry heavy hardware.
>>733669565>lose round of CS or whatever>see tits>melatonin released and feel less mad because tits>immediately ready for round 2The purpose of sexy posters is like coffee, basically.
NOW IF YOU GOON TO YOUR ONE AND ONLY(FANS) THERE'S ALWAYS COOM HERE FOR THE LONELY TO WATCH YOUR BROKEN DREAMSTRANS IN AND OUT OF THE STREAMSOF A NEON TROON~
>>733670161that's because it isn't. I miss those days like you wouldn't believe. life doesn't get much better than being able to play cs all night, drinking ridiculous amounts of red bull while listening to nu metal and banging some pretty boy in between games while your bros cheer you on while waiting in line.
>>733670530>>melatonin*serotoninUnironically try it. Sexy girls are the best thing to look at when you're frustrated, angry, disappointed, tired, etc.
>>733670284>Playing whit friends on discord is more or less the same shiti had a friend's face smashed in because he could not stop talking shit to another team we had beaten before
>>733656097You broccoli heads ever hang out with your friends irl? It's kind of awesome. You should try it.
>>733666470i'd rather live as one of these guys than a modern zoomie in the US
>>733666470>fat >laptopthe one that actually works with computers