>jump a ford raptor with stock suspension out of a cargo plane and land on the side of mt. fuji>black guy comes on your radio>"Konnichiwa, nigga! Aw shit, we in Japan! Land of the rising sun or some shit, right? They got cherry blossoms and errythang!">trash hispanic chick also gets on your coms>"Now Tyrese, we all know the only pink flower you care about is the one between my legs.">both laugh>get to the bottom of the mountain and jump through a torri gate, reducing it to splinters and shrapnel>"Aw shit, homeboy. I don't think the ancestors are gonna like that. Ha!">race down to hiroshima>do burnouts next to the shadow of someone who got obliterated by the nukes>"Damn bro you really went there? Rest in pieces, homeboy! Haha!">stop at a maid cafe, it's run by black transvestites and muslims with a pride flag out front>"Damn, Japan freaky! Wearing maid costumes and shit. I ain't try'na be your servant, bro - my people did enough of that shit, amirite?"You have now experienced Forza Horizon 6.
the writing in forza horizon is so incredibly tepid and dull, it would genuinely be an improvement if they added some hood nigger as a character
>unfunny paraphrase of the fleek for weeks post I sleep
>>733665597That's about what I would expect from a Forza opening tutorial like the past 2 games. Now that that's out of the way, I'll drive some cars.
>>733665834it would be better if they eliminated voice acting altogether. It filled me with indellible rage everytime I'd open my map in fh4 and be locked into a state where I'm forced to stare at the screen whilst listening to some retard talk to me about something I don't care about.
>>733666213fh5 still does this and its really annoying as you say, i have little hope fh6 will be any better in this regard. at least they let you mute the dialogue individually from the rest of the audio, not a great solution but iiwii
>"Shiii nigga, get those tentacles away from me ahaaaa, unless?"
>>733665834>the writing in forza horizon is so incredibly tepid and dullevery single millenial game is exactly like this. no exception
>>733666213I mute the yapping and disable subtitles in more and more games. writing is truly a lost art
At least they've taken away the fact you're not "the world's greatest driver who blew apart Britain and massacred Mexico!"
>>733665597Ok but Tyrese seems fun
The absolute worst part of modern racing games is the soundtrack, I have no idea how people make this shit and think "You know what the player REALLY wants to hear when in a high speed race? Niggerbop mumbling, mexican music, and Foster the People."
Didn't they literally confirm today that you aren't coming into the game as a superstar and are just a normal tourist hoping to join the existing scene?
>>733666376They won't. They want to force an experience. It's why they never let you skip cutscenes either. Probably going to skip this one just like the last one. I don't care for Japan. Forza Horizon had one good game (1) and one mid game (3). All the rest are garbage.
>>733666807It's worse than you can even imagine. The new NASCAR game, yes, fucking NASCAR, has half of it's soundtrack as mumblerap and niggerbop. As a resident redneck I know a lot of fucking NASCAR fans, none of them have a single black person on their playlist that isn't Darius Rucker
>>733666742>writing is truly a lost artAnything remotely artistic is. You know why some people want AI to replace creative positions? It's because the artists and writers the industry employs are talentless and tasteless. They might as well be replaced by machines. Or perhaps it's those above them that hold them back. Either way, this system is long overdue for a reset.
>>733666807Thats why you mute the music and play your spotify or youtube playlist instead
at least you tried
These games are fucking dog shit and I fell for the shilling A racing game that does everything it can to take you out or the racing and the racing is shit too
>>733666807FH5s soundtrack was so bad on release that they had to re-release old stations. I understand it's Mexico (which already was a braindead choice) but fuck man, mexicans love rock just as much as they love their own music. I swear they got some diversity hire who only listens to the top 100 and hates rock music to make these soundtracks.
>>733666807this was extremely true for the crew motorfest, which was largely unlistenable. forza horizon at least separates the music into radio stations and theres an okay rock one and a classical music one, which are alright
>>733666807I just listen to Hospital records and the classical station (though the classical station was so bad in horizon 5 that I stopped listening to it)
>>733665597Already failed because you mentioned what type of vehicle is used. And mentioning suspension? You a fuckin idiot. It would be “JUMP OUT OF PLANE USING THICK CAR”. Forza horizon isn’t about cars. It’s about Mexico. I wonder how they’re gonna incorporate the super natural dialogue that’s the real way people speak irl into horizon. Is it going to be “did u rike dat lace mr holizon lacer?” Or is it going to be “did you (moonrunes) (moonrunes) good race (moonrunes)?” I hate these devs so much I’ve written two hours about it. Fucking idiots. It’s almost as inadvertently offensive as NFSUB
