What are the most embarrassing deaths you've ever had in peak videogames?
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>>733667195>""wife"" lobbyWhy do you call it that as if she's the main reason for people to join? Are you a cuck? do you want people to fuck your wife? Explain.
post flyo
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>>733667195Starting ascent 6, feel free to join
Probably one of the hundreds of times I burned myself to death in Caldera because I didn't want to be separated from a cute scout
When are they adding new outfits & emotes?
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>>733671084oh I didn't read the spoiler, sorry my bad
>>733671184Nah, leave it, we gotta stealth our pseudo-general, and your post helps
>>733671084based apple ii wiz enjoyer
>>733667481those two are genuinely really fun to climb and chat with. having like 60+ people involved in this stuff makes it hard to get into a popular lobby
>>733667481Tbh I like the banterRock and wife are always ripping on each other and it's great
>>733667195good thing glitter left
>>733673824stfu player
If gl*tt*r simply stopped mewling at every small inconvenience, my ratings of her would immediately skyrocket.
>>733667481we all know it's the husband we all join for
Glitter? oinkoinkoinkoink
You cannot defeat the original.There can only be ONE Marielx
>>733674334post the pic
>>733673824Her favourite cocks to suck weren't in the lobby so she had to leave
What I would give to kidnap flayo the midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets like trick dice to the death. just so many things I would do.
>>733667195it's over
>gl*tt*rI can't be the only one that constantly jerks off to her voice and her drawings right? I love dumb slutty egirls
>>733675284>wise council discussing droppings mpreg
>>733675278i wish I wrote this >I'd force him to fight other midgets like trick dicehey.. .
>>733675632you may be the only one
>>733675632>needing for it to be glittard specifically>needing to jerku fucking casual every time i hear anything approaching a female voice i ejaculate into my scout shorts uncontrollably
>>733667019I died to the first goomba in Super Mario Bros the first time I played it twice
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>>733675632When did I type this!??? (Ayo I'm pink btw)
>>733676251this got me hard (I'm flyo btw)
>>733676251Nothing more homosexual than playing fighting games.
Any ongoing lobby? Preferably one that may cause embarrassing deaths to everyone involved.
>>733676827You already missed the wife lobby
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>>733675632I do too I even have her discord x3
>I even have her discord
>>733675523kino drawing
>page 10stop jerking off to the whore and post a lobby dagnabbit
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775245087933460A4 or 6, 10 players
>>733680494Starting with space available, a4
>>733680494>gaymer lobbyno thx
>>733671084bix nood->gets arms blown offshieeet.....
golf?
Which scout has the worst case of main character syndrome?
>>733680494
Don't mention the incident.
>>733677149poor rock he suffers so much at the cruel hands of that witch and her pickling ways
>>733682854I'm down.
>>733682854i payed 5 dollars, we better
>>733682854yes i want to hear cumshot scream again
>>733680494we peaked, but at what cost?
>>>/vg/
>>733675523Cute! Love this guy.
Let's try to fill the hole!steam://joinlobby/4069520/109775245096075482/76561198120169964
PEAK LOBBY14p1.25x itemAscent 6 with 50% night length>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775245096247505/76561198322541785
>>733687443>everyone with a 100+ ping
>>733687443GOLF IS FOR FAGGOTS AND QUEERS! WE ARE SCOUTS NOT FAGGOT SPORTS FAGS
>>733687443>>/vg/this thread is for PEAK
>>733687443more slots if anyone wanna join
I love all of my Peak friends. I hate all of my Golf enemies. (They're the same people)
It was golfIt was wowIt was wolf
>>733690895>>733690970im becoming a monster maybe golf isnt meant for peakers
>>733691062peak/golf is the perfect combo to let out your pent up frustrations
>>733691062I dont like attacking jimmy
Thread for golf?
golfpass is peaksteam://joinlobby/4069520/109775245102310870/76561198196432370
PEAK RANDOMIZED CHAOS14p1.25x itemsascent 6 with 50% night lengthrandom seedPeak Randomized Chaos (lots of chaos effects)>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775245104810012/76561198322541785
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>>733687594gg
>>733694184some drew me, idk if they want to be named. awesome drawing, ty so much, i love it very much :)
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8p ascent 4 dailysteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775245108103668
he's so chill
>>733694967when would it be a nice date for another drawpile? i miss those
>>7336967154/8
>>733694406
isnt he so adorablw
>>733697957stolen valor
Nice filter dodging. Hope you all rape many kids and groom many trannys in your attempts to get people to play a old game.
>>7336967155/8
>>733698773
>>7336967156/8
>>733698168i love grooming so much
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>>733694184gg
>>7336967157/8
>>7336967157/8 tropics
>>733697923GIANT TICK
>>733699370>>733699313>>733694184Fun lobby, thanks for hosting.I feel bad that my harmless joke attempts always end up escalating or people end up actually dying.https://streamable.com/6cann3>>733694752Im glad you liked it.
>>733694184this was really well configured. aside from the inventory swaps nothing felt too ball-bustingly hard. having a couple benefits thrown in really helps
>>733700443The kiln felt like such a shit seed roll.
>>733700386sucked dry
im not late!! im jus preserving ur privacy and not posting ON your birthday :phttps://files.catbox.moe/7s1zc5.png hbd my favorite ruzzian <3
>>733701214cute :)
>>733701214nice drawing
>>733701214Nice drawing
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>>733696715gg
>>733701214i wish glitty would draw me so i could cum for her as thanks :(
>>733701214
PEAK tip: The Binoculars can be used to see farther away.
Lobby doko
>>733667019getting molested in project Nortubel
>>733706025I can host if people are in the mood for a bit of suffering.
>>733706110>I can host if people are in the mood for a bit of suffering.would we be suffering dogshit lobby style?
>>733706205Endless night mode.
>>733706289endless night + pitch black when?better yet where's the mod that does all this and makes every biome alpine?
>>733706454That wouldn't really work since the lanterns in Pitch Black are infinite so cold wouldn't really be an issue unless you're alone and lanternless.
>>733706546you could have a rule to only have one lantern for the whole troop.
Pain? Agony, even? Suffering, if you will?The night is cold. The night will never end.8p1xA6Random steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775245123666923/76561198196432370
>>7337067836/8Starting in 5.
>>733686363Why do these images from this game give me the same vibe as those fat faggots who play VR Chat with cute chibi anime girl avatars?
>>733708129blame mason
>>733667019The most embarassing thing about this game is playing it. You just walk around in random map looking for random items and then at some point you just randomly can't progress while a run takes 1 to 2 hours. It's a collective humiliation ritual.
>>733708593Low IQ post.
>>733706783Tropics wipe. Doing one more run.steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775245129705940/76561198196432370
>>733700438nah don't worry about it it was pretty funny. fwiw I was angling to straight up kill you a few times too but it didn't pan out. just part of the game
>>733667019tune into these threads every once in a while to see how this becomes a general with namefags and how one of them rapes another 3 years from now
>>733712795Rock raped my bootyhole while mommy kkklantitty and sisy glitty watched
>>733712795if this shit is still going in 3yrs then everyone involved has bigger problems than some grooming
>>733709169gg boysRoots was pretty bad but Mesa was pretty chill except for a few accidents at the start (GO LEFT PLEASE ALWAYS GO LEFT AT THE START). All in all I'd rate it a 7/10 on the suffering scale.
>>733715036>GO LEFT PLEASE ALWAYS GO LEFT AT THE STARTI dunno, we had more fun on the right side.
>>733715036>All in all I'd rate it a 7/10 on the suffering scale.I think we can do better, pitchblackremix endless night when?
>>733715187infinite lanterns make it easy
>>733715224Just have one lantern for the whole group.
>>7337152616 people max?
>>733715283The more the merrier, i.e suffering.
They should make something appear from the left side of Mesa as well
>>733715957There should be a sign "if you can read this, you're a bitch"
>>733715957A chupacabra.
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>>733709169Somehow survived this.
>>733717170damn
>>733717170wp
>>733718270I told him to take that chain...
>>733718886Pt. 2
12 players, Ascent 4, 1.33x loot, harsh weather, new seed.steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775245152256892/76561198010993261
>>733718886>>733718947despite all of that, you still livedpretty amazing, actuallyalso I guess the cure-all wasn't exactly wasted since it did heal both of you a little lol
>>7337193366/12
>>733719336Starting early, spots still open
>>733719370>also I guess the cure-all wasn't exactly wasted since it did heal both of you a little lolDamn, it did. I didn't even notice at the time.
>>733667019Is peak fun? I keep seeing threads about it, but the concept really doesn't seem that interesting
>>733720392The game is fun but playing in lobbies here is not fun, people formed into cliques so you're late to the club
>>733720392Well, if you ask that question to the people in this thread the response is obviously going to be "yes". But fun is very subjective. I myself like the game because I like games where I have to manage resources and solve environmental puzzles. I like looking at the mountain and tracing a route based on the tools I have, and then executing that plan and improvising a little when things don't go quite as expected. I like that the game is pretty chill and relaxing at times and very intense and stressful when it needs to be. I also really like interacting with the anons here. I've met a lot of very cool people. Ignore that other guy, if you join a lobby here people will recognize that you're new and a lot of them will do their best to help you.
>>733720392Dont listen to the first reply, 80% of the scouts in these threads are very friendly and fun to play with, the other 20% is 10% cheaters and 10% griefers/assholes.
>>733720392what the other anon said, i'd obviously say yes, but the reason why being because on solo is a great time sinker, and on multiplayer is a great game to both fuck around with others with the janky physics and tools or give you a challenging adventure on higher difficultiesand as he said, met very very cool people in these threads, and they all love helping newbies getting those badges for cosmeticsalso the art generated here in these threads is godly
I'll be hosting golf for a round or two when this post is approximately 6 hours old.Sorry, golf threads don't survive on their own.
>>733723731We should start calling these threads Peak+Golf or something, since we're family
I need motivation to work on my mod, so I'll host it. Random events.Grab THIS MOD (version 0.1.14):>https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/Wesmania/RandomEvents/Then join this:>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775245160574841/7656119807088856212 players, 1.33x multiplier, bees are still broken.
>>733719336Campfire was missing and can't rejoinalasgoodbye... forever!
>>733724427I guess I'll have to wait for the other game to end, 2/12.
>>733723731>5amfaggot, do it in the next few hours instead
>>733724267Just call them friendslop.
>>733719336Peaked. We poured one out for the boys that got #PHOTON'd
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>>733725650
>>733719336GG, Chill climb, shame about the klin disconnects
>>733725650Slav squat.
>>733725650same energy
>>733724427Doesn't look like it'll fill up, but will keep it open for 5 more minutes.
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>>733725763
Lobby within 30 minutes fellow peakers!
>>733726291>you got flare for me malaka???
>>733726315i love these cute drawings
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>>733725623See you in a while, have fun peaking.
>>733725146Do it yourself if you like anon, it doesn't line up with my schedule, sorry.t. Europoor
>>733727482scout plinko
>>733726315HUSBAND LOBBY14 PLAYERSUNKNOWN ASCENTDAILY SEEDALL WELCOME>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775245167183284/76561197989832163
>>733728427freed a slot, house is too sick today sorryhave fun scouts, bring bingbong to the peak for me
