>LEON>SHE'S FORTY-SIX LEON>I KNOW ADA IS HOTTER>I KNOW ASHLEY IS HOTTER>I KNOW HELENA IS HOTTER>I KNOW dude you knew that girl when she was twelve>I KNOW KILLING BLACK ZOMBIES IS HILARIOUS>BUT LEON COME ON>LEON
>>733674753
>>733674753Chris, you're pretty much saying your sister is ugly, how rude.
>>733674753I never got this meme,why doesn't Chris just have kids? Can't he spread the Redfield bloodline himself
I like to think Claire got knocked up some other way and the bloodline is already saved, but Chris has been trying for so long he can't give up until Leon does it.
>>733675497HE CAN'T FUCK HIS OWN SISTER ANON THAT'S INCEST
>>733674753Who is Chris talking about?
>>733675497He's sterile from his roids
>>733675497Chris wants the future of the Redfield bloodline to be STRONG. Leon is stronger than he, so by having Leon fuck Claire it'll ensure a strong Redfield boy.
>>733675497You don't crush boulders with your bare fists unless you took so many roids you're sterile.
>>733675575>>733675635
>>733675497Chris can't have sex with Jill, they're best friends.
Claire actually asked Leon out and he rejected her. What a savage. Look at his face.
>>733675497Chris is gay so he can't breed his sister
>>733674753Sorry Leon but once you go black you never go back.
>>733675916Isn't this movie where she's some kind of tumblr activist and he chooses being a glownigger over her at the end?
>>733675916>no way fag
>>733675140kek
>>733676386Top fucking kek. I didn't know there was more
send that bitch a box of wine and a werewolf novel.
>>733676386The twist!
>>733676071Rice is life
>>733675497>>733674753Where in the game does this ever manifest? Like I get why it'd be funny if they ever hinted that he wants Leon and Clair to have kids but I don't recall this ever beeing a thing, its 100% headcanon.
LEEEOOOOOON!!!!!!
chris when claire is knocked up by sheva's brother
>>733675635Leon is canonically weaker that's why Leon's sections in RE6 are survival horror and Chris' sections are action adventure.The true reason is that he's loyal to Jill but Jill got corrupted by Ouroboros so it would be too dangerous to sire a Redfield with potential Ouroboros amp
>>733676764Good morning saar
>>733676656>Rice is life Happy wife happy life Leon. I'll have your baby batter fertilize those eggs if its the last thing I do. LEOOOOOON!
Why do you not breed the African Goddess right in front of you Chris? Are you racist?
>>733676958She's his partner, can't you understand?!
>>733676942SPERM STAYS VERILE FOR 5 DAYS IN A CRYOTUBE LEOOOON!!!!!
>>733675497>He doesn't knowChris is canon gay.>>733676730DEbirth 2 hints at it, with Claire giving Leon "fuck me" eyes through the gate that would be where B-scenario starts at the Police Station.
Why doesn't anybody breed Rebecca>SHES ONLY 45 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>733677213Wesker wanted to but got too lost in the gene manipulation sauce
>>733676958Chris is a chad, of course he's racist
>>733676730Claire wanted Leon, and Leon rejected her.Meme spawned from Chris being a "how dare you reject my sister" type of brother and morphed to "muh bloodline"
>>733677204Who wouldn't give Leon fuck me eyes? The man is beautiful.I'm asking for any scene where Chris tries to hook his sister up with Leon. I'm not remembering that ever happening.
Just gonna say it I never cared for Ada or Claire
>>733675497he doesn't want to be a dad, he wants to be an uncle>>733674753>>733675140the fact all the characters have canon birthdays and the fact the games take place >IN CURRENT YEARevery times is making street fighter and Resident Evil fucking retarded
>>733677371>the fact all the characters have canon birthdays and the fact the games take place>IN CURRENT YEAR>every times is making street fighter and Resident Evil fucking retardedVideo games having a clear timeline confuses and enrages the zeldafag.
>>733676386God, the way Chris and Rebecca look at each other in this movie makes it look like they're fucking, it's pretty hot.
>>733677459all the characters were born in the 60s or 70s. they're all fucking turbo boomers
If you actually thought it was gonna be anyone but Ashley or Sherry you don't understand Japan and never will
>>733677331Never ask a racist the race of his girlfriend.
>>733676386>>733676386>>733676505>>733676645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsUEbELWsEwshe has three cats, and one of them is named ALBERT WHISKERS
>>733677370We know Ashley, you want him all to yourself.
>>733674753Great story, But we all know Clare will end up hooking up with Dante.
>>733674753Clock can't tick any faster after the 9 leaks.
>>733680719is the tard still streaming the game?
>>733676738>LEOOON, YOU STUPID YELLOW FEVER CHINKMONKEY LOVERHow did Capcom get away with that? That's so fucking offensive!
>>733681021It's Asian racism so it's fine. Reminder: Asians are basically white in the oppression Olympics.
>>733675497Chris is canonically gay, look up his DLC outfits or just play the game and see how he behave towards women.
>>733676386Anyone got the one where Chris gives up on Leon and looks for ethan? Only for Chris to fight the re7 Chris lol
I used the yellow paint removal mod on 4's remaster and it still is shit lol
>>733681385Nvm found it https://youtu.be/dSiwbpQQ1FA?si=J1QfidoWHs715lfU
Yes
>>733675497>Can't he spread the Redfield bloodline himselfBecause that wouldn’t involve his sister getting plowed by Leon.
>>733675497
>>733675497he's 100% homosexual
>>733679762based she got the bad boy, i kneel
>>733677476>Rebecca with wet hair>Chris in her hotel roomthey knew what they were doing kek
>>733679762>It's the end>The team is out of ammo being surrounded by BOWs>Funny pizza man appears out of nowhere>Kills all of the BOWs >hits on the girls >disappears>Still no one to fuck Claire
>>733675534
>>733675497That would be illegal.
>>733674753>>Sherry's name tag is Sherry Birkin>>Not Sherry Kennedy>>Claire's last name is using Redfield for charm.>>Not Claire Kennedy>>Ada is the only one not named.AdaFags, I think you won.
>>733682498enter:
>She's his daughter!I don't see it. Should have drawn more fanart.
>>733675497he's kind of an idiot and unaware of the obvious
>>733675140Kek
>>733682589I want this to happen just to make everyone seethe and mald.
>>733676071agprincess here. how was it like playing co-op with this skin on? did your friend dick you down after a game session? asking for a friend
>>733682172>mfw this guy unironically made a game of this shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps5Ww9v6eSU
>>733676656LeonxGideon OTP
>>733677370Claire’s fine, she’s just boring. Ada is genuinely irritating
>>733675140Lmao
https://youtu.be/Rjo362-qTcM?si=9d9DB-ijfIgvMgg_For sigma eyes only. Everyone else please look away.
>>733675497>why doesn't Chris just have kids?Hes canonically gay.
Canonically Leon is banging the Lily Gao AdaCan you a imagine a worse fate
Why aren't they a couple?
>>733683417Mr X was a metaphor for her rapey past. Shes a carpet muncher now.
>>733683417yes, Wesker really infected Jill with a mind controlling parasite, made her change her hair to a blonde, call him master, and always wear a skin tight suit - and never fucked her.Totally what someone with a mind controlling parasite would do
>>733682589Nah, it'll be big booba mommy Laura Bailey instead.
For me, it was always Sherry
>>733683417she belongs to carlos
>>733683596I think she's the only one who he actively accepted to date (go swimming I mean) instead of NWFing his way out of it. You're onto something.
>>733683607proven cure to yellow fever
>>733674753it's over, her eggs are all dried up
>>733675575She's not asking. She's demanding. I think the Ashfords rubbed off on her a little.
>>733683417nuJill body is pure sex holy shit shes built just right in that movie
>>733683417work wife
>>733682498ada isn't even mentioned in the game kek
>>733683596now THAT would be a funny shit storm
>>733683753But her nose is still too big
>>733683417chris got mogged hard.
>>733676834>survival horrorYou're joking right?
>>733683753this
>>733684043Dios mio
>>733684043I miss OG Carlos Sasuke haircut. Its so soulful and fit him better.
>>733684065>Swinging your arm around like a fucking child Is this proper posture for a trained soldier?
>>733683742>chris watches a random young woman walking past him>immediately thinks to himself "damn, she reminds me of my sister"the incest was always there.
>>733684106This was just 90s curtains. Every male heart throb had to look like Jonathan Taylor Thomas or DicaprioThe remake had to Spic him up for diversity points
>Hey Leon, I call this move... the 'wedlock'
>>733684106shaggy dog carlos is much better than the original. if they ever do a code veronica remake i wonder what they're gonna do to upgrade steve.
https://youtu.be/laGChAJmkR8
>>733675497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRW4Dyuv4gk
>>733684065
>>733683607Leon....
>>733684346He looks too old and grizzled here. It doesn't suit his personality at all.
>>733675497I've heard it described that RE is such a sexless franchise that the idea of shipping a hetero relationship between the main characters is in itself funny.
>Claire, I tried reasoning with him, but Leon just won't buAAGHHHH
>>733676386That liquor glass is huge
>>733684043El trasho>>733684309Cool dude Carlos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcwmkW5ktio
>>733684309yeah but it fit his personality well, same with him having his uniform unbuttoned and showing off the guns.
>>733684743Truth
>>733684617big boy needs a big gulp
>>733683607Don't you have a more recent picture Leon?
>>733684074It should be meu deus since he's a huezillian
>>733685002It's still 1998 over here
>>733674753Leon stop fucking jerking off to that old chink I need your healthy sperm for project Elpis
>>733675895Classic brunette tomboy Jill is best Jill
>>733684064ACTION PACKED!
>>733677661KEK gets me every tim
>>733685065Based eternal loli enjoyer
>>733675916Claire >"Give me the unredacted Epstein files, Leon. I'll release them to the public and take it all down!"Leon>"No Way Fag"
>>733675497The meme is that, for whatever reason, be it impotence from steroid abuse to being homosex for Wesker to being completely missionsexual, Chris isn't going to be the one to carry on his bloodline, so Claire is his only hope. And she has terrible luck with men, who either friendzone her (Leon) or get mutated and killed before they can do the deed (Steve), or are secretly evil motherfuckers who also get mutated and killed before they can do the deed (the guy from Revelations 2).
>>733686295This is why Dante x Clare is an ideal paring, Since not only would a Sparda Redfield child would be beyond op, but also Dante is one of the few characters that could mate with Clare without dying, Since killing him would require an actual act of god.
>>733677476Joking aside, Rebecca probably would agree to get with Chris in an instant, but he's just so oblivious and has put her into this weird category where he feels like he has to protect her and be a big brother figure because he feels like he failed Claire in that regard by letting her get involved in Raccoon.
As a teenager I thought Leon was the coolestAs an adult I realized Chris was way betterBut as an old man I realized it's really Wesker
>>733683417Jap fans said no.
Leon would fuck ClaireBut she's just too obscure
When will Capcom address this in an official capacity?
>>733682391This reads like girlsmut
>>733686613As a kid i admired BarryAs an old man i became Barry
>>733686642Lol
>>733686712Never. Since they've begun getting the core cast infected with various viruses now they'll probably say they're all sterile but also will stay young due to the regenerative qualities of the viruses. It's already been confirmed that Sherry ages very slowly due to her G-virus, Jill got hers in RE3 and Claire got it in Rev2. Rebecca, Chris and Leon have all been infected in various of the cg movies and there's no reason they can't take that on board to keep them all looking young enough to fight indefinitely.
>>733675497What, you want him to fuck his own sister?What's your problem, dude?
>>733675497He wants to be an Uncle, not a father.Besides, there's literally no woman who'd fuck him. Not a single person. Nobody whatsoever.
>>733683417It's hinted they are in Revelations, if informally, but who would want to start a family when you could see it get wiped out by BOWs at any moment?
>>733684148Women do that for a reason, it's to counterbalance the bounce of their tits so they don't get out of control. That's not a joke, that's actually why women move like that, and why they need to wear sports bras if they're doing any real physical activity.
>>733686926what's the hint? it's been forever since i've played rev 1
>>733684148jill has the tism in death island
>>733687181every character has the tism in death island
>>733687107Jessica vents her frustrations to Parker about Chris not responding to her blatant advances and he suggests that Chris and Jill are already together in more than just a working relationship. But Capcom is allergic to messing too much with their status quo formula so nothing is likely to change from the 'good friends and nothing more' vibe their relationship actually seems like.
>>733686295
Retard leaker-kunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdQKL1N6g5c
>>733684527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x8yhGW1Mxw
Did they try and make leon look like delon? LEON IS NO DELON!
>>733682498>Sherry's name tag is Sherry BirkinPost it.
>>733675497He's married to justice. Always ready to fight against Bio-Terror. You can't raise a family with a job like that.
>>733688362
>>733688601That's not a nametag, Adafag.
>>733688771You think they'd label the model "Sherry Birkin" but not the name tag?
>>733675497Chris is sterile apparently.
>>733687806Game looks boring and made by turd worlders. Leon just clips through a van that drives into him at the start.
>>733687448thanks, all i remembered was the >>733687551 clip kek
>>733677204gays can still have children.
>>733688884Do gay people really?
>>733686895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8arsaikGZUand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laGChAJmkR8
>>733689779holy fuck my sidesI've heard the first one countless times but the 4kidz rap is new to me
>>733687448>>733687551>Reject thots>Stays fateful to JillBut gays and fujos want him to be a butt pirate, so Capcom will keep him married to his job.
>>733674753>FORTY-SIXIf true it’s literally too late in-lore. She’s hit menopause. SAD!
>>733689668my FUARKING heroes
>>733690024>>733689668why didn't he ever stick his dick in thatand don't say it's cause she's black
>>733689779The One Piece gag is so great.
>>733690084Because she's not his waifu Jill
>>733690084Saving that reveal for rex
>>733675140Incredible
>>733675140
>>733684043he's literally me
>>733684617i miss og flclc haruhara
>he's not chiselled in his rpd uniform
Chris will continue the Wesker cloning so his best friend can impregnate his sister, if nobody can do it then Wesker will
>>733689779my FARKING SIDES!I wasn't aware there was another one
>>733689668Me want snu snu
>>733687551Thot status : Patrolled
>>733675497HE NEEDS HIS BLOOD TO MIX WITH LEON'SYOU DON'T GET ITHE NEEDS TO MIX REDFIELD DNA WITH LEONHE'LL BE A GREAT UNCLEJUST HIM, LEON, A BOULDER, AND THEIR KIDS
>>733684358https://youtu.be/QlU76wEc33k
>>733690832
>>733691167It is true a Drop kicking bolder punching kid Kennedy would be op. Too bad it's never happening.
>>733686895Jessica bros.. She's forgotten. Both by Crapcom and /v/...
>>733674753TOTALSHERRYVICTORY
>>733690832>WeskerSo isn't he having the last laugh in the great beyond if Jake is plowing his buddy's daughter?
>>733684064This whole segment just reminds me of that King Kong ride Universal used to have
>>733676386LMAO
>>733686642
>>733676730I remember Chris killing Mia gave it another bite>NOW THERE'S NO ONE BETWEEN YOU AND CLAIRE ETHAN
>>733691285>ywn get to fuck Chris like this
>>733691285this scenario amuses and arouses me
>>733690084only on marriage night
>>733689779These unironically got me to play through the RE main series, (1-8 + CV) back in 2020. Never played any remakes or 0 though
>>733676386What's the best version of 'becca and why is it d3dstudio?
Whoops. Forgot pic.
>>733674753KWABOTY
didn't chris meet sherry in re6? lmao wonder what he's thinking now of that encounter
https://strawpoll.com/QrgewrOjjyp
>>733675497He just didn't think of that and no one told him
>>733684717wtf i thought this was just a 4chan thing
>>733688601>Sherry Birkin 100 CPC-C-Capcom?!?....
>>733691285>best friends shouldn't do thisRedditbuddy's porn has better punchlines than his sfw stuff.
>>733676958
Making fun of a woman who can't reproduce is one of the funniest things you can possibly do
>>733688601>The Hooded Man>Victor GideonAre they different people, or the same guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VjeKoL5u5Y
wesker wins if the redfield line dies out...
>>733694424>That axe on his backRE9 foreshadowing I see.
Watching the cg movies with /v/ has always been a funny time
>>733687806Watching this retard play is so infuriating its beating my curiosity.
>>733685718Correct. The best of all Jill designs is, strangely enough, Marvel vs. Capcom Jill
>>733686636Whats up with Japan not allowing Capcom characters to hook up?
>>733696095>strangely enoughmvc2 was bengus in his absolute prime
>>733696167They tried it, sex havers are simply too powerful.
>>733696095>>733696220based
>>733691285God dammit, I lost
>>733676730It's because there is loads of gay subtext surrounding Chris in RE6 and to a lesser extent RE5, juxtaposed against his ridiculous physique. Chris needs to find someone else to continue the bloodline because sex with women is unthinkable to him.
>>733691285NO, DON'T RIDE MY COCK. AAAHHHH I DON'T WANNA CUM INSIDE YOU NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>733675140lol
>>733698197KEK
>>733675497Incest is wrong, anon
>>733675497Bro his balls must be fucked from steroid abuse. The games kind of low key imply it since he dropped a ton of weight between five and VII
Really? Nobody wants her? Fine, I'll take Helena
deleted scene from Infinite Darkness btw
>>733674753I can't believe Leon pulled the good ol' Sneedville.
>>733700026Wow. She's tonguing him.
>>733686769Written by a woman
>>733691285Hold on a sec, who else besides Jill and Sheeva are on that line?
>>733683607Wait a minute, this isn't a picture of a daughter or nephew...
>>733698197why are they so aggressively beautiful like that?
>>733691285I raugh
>>733675140the bloodline is secured
>>733700065>born in time to be alive at the same time as Charlie JohnsExplorercucks past and future will never know how it feels
>>733684617Newbie 3d artists really fuck up proportions of the daily objects. You're not supposed to "feel" the scene, like they usually do, but measure stuff around you and maintain the scale in the 3d environment.Even those chairs are massive. Leon looks like Manlytears here.
>>733688884>Chris is sterile apparently.damn
>>733698197>>733675140
>>733683417I like how Jill in Death Island is just her remake design but with bigger tits.
>>733700804wonder if having to mocap with dudes that are not 6+ and jacked like the characters throws it off more too. iirc some of the lop when chris is carrying a rifle looked off
>"Don't worry, I'm only going to have one drink.">the drink
>>733682589Who the fuck even is that
>>733683417Jill is spoken for.
What's stopping Leon from just donating some sperm to Claire?
>>733701494He doesn't want to.
>>733701103I mean that's not a lot...
>>733700302>Jessica>Rebecca>Excella (she admires Chris' persistence and his tenacity suppresses her cruel dominant side)>Mia>Rose>Zoe (Joe Baker insists and convinces her)>Carla """Ada""" Radames>Alexia Ashford>Allyson (picrel)>the Eastern European bartender woman that Chris said she's only good for filling drinks and looking pretty (she got wet when Chris spoke to her like that)>Chinese women in the Lanshiang Incident want his BWC>entire African tribes of thick exotic Majini women want his BCC (Big Colonizer Cock)Think I missed a few.
>>733689779Not even married men can escape Chris....
>>733684335God RE engine is so ugly.Why does it make nasolabial creases so prominent all the time?At least my wife Yomogi looks great
>>733674753ONE RING I DON'T KNOW WHY
>>733702071
>>733698197>>733702443LERRYYYYY
>>733675140This is good shit kek
>>733683417Chris will never marry a whore
>>733677661The way he stares at Rebecca and blinks is fucking great
>>733677271he lost it with a romanian whore
>>733689016relax, rajesh
>>733687806anyway to download this shit before video gets dmca?
>>733683417Why does chris looks like he wants to kill chaos?
>>733705924i would sacrifice children to get jack garland trashtalking nu resident evil shit and bodying everyone
>>733684309That looks very spic already.
>>733674753Is 9 a continuation from 8 or a new arc?
how does one cope if hunk was their favorite character from RE
>>733706268its a retarded fanfic CGI movie make as game only thing from 8 its edgy furry squad cameo at the ending and a frame of the retarded whore villain of 8
>>733706290he just tanked the axe and fake death or pretend it isnt hunk
>>733706168>Jack vs the REverseJack is stronger than Clive. He'd slauther them all without leaving his throne.
>>733675497Actual answer: Too busy saving the world from biological terrorism + autistic
Chrisposting is the best shit on /v/. Everytime an RE title gets announced i know i'll have a good time thanks to the inevitable Chrisposting.
>>733706268Silly anon there is no resident evil 8 or 9They stopped right after 5 because of muh heckin racism despite the games overwhelming success
>>733677585What about Barry's daughter? Do you think we'll ever see Moira again?
>>733686642It would be quite the expedition
>>733690574i need you to fuck me
>>733675140Hmm...I dunno. Can someone give me a walkthrough, chat?
>>733675497Chris is a weird incel, look at him in 8. He’s tired and angry. Leon was always just the womanising chad that was the perfect fit to pump Claire up.
>Yes, Claire and i are a couple.>a couple of besties
>>733683417Wesker alpha widowed her HARD
>>733674753>I KNOW HELENA IS HOTTERGod, Helena was such a miscast. She is definitely the worst character they've created in this franchise so far.
>>733676730This meme got started by literally one schizo that made renders of the characters to force this narrative
>>733682995feels like a Silent Hill x RE crossover episode
>>733686838>Leon have all been infected in various of the cg moviesiirc Leon got plaga in him in RE4
>>733686838just the last cg movie with not kevin bacon as villain
>>733696581why's that a juxtaposition? fags are the ones who like huge muscles
>>733700302Wesker.
>>733690832ah yes, the complete global impregnation plan
>>733681291This nigga sweeter than a sugarplum.
>>733674753I thought that he married into the Redfield family off-screen.
FUCK MY FUCKING SISTER
>>733707083Same, even capcom is aware of it when they posted THAT Chris pic during valentine's day kek
>>733709710nigga evolved like a pokemon
>>733675497My head canon is that he's so singularly focused on finding someone to get Claire pregnant that this hasn't even occurred to him.
>>733683892She was supposed to appear in 8 and got cut, 9's story was probably already decided by that point.
>>733706290He's like 60-70 years old
>>733683417They are a couple. A couple of besties
>>733674753WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK JILL AND CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE YOURSELF
Is Chris a eugenicist?
>>733675497It is funnier if there is no explanation and he keeps misinterpreting the hints people give him to the obvious solution.
>>733711712That one Youtube channel made that joke until the guy deleted his channel because people won't stop bothering him for more Chrisposting content.
>>733712562yeah I agree, for me it's funniest if Chris just simply hasn't thought that he could also have kids and what's more, he doesn't have to hurry as much as Claire.
Chloe Sevigny had her first kid at 46, there is still hope :)
>>733675140i almost choked on my spit
LEON LEON LEON LEON LEON LEON FUCK MAI SISSS
Got a brilliant idea, wjy don't we get Chris to fuck Ada? They clearly aren't friends so the don't fuck friends rule doesn't apply
>>733696243This is completely out of character for Jill.
>>733714553Chris/Ada would be interesting pairing kinda like Leon/Jill
>>733674753Is this a RE9 spoiler?
>>733709710What do you call a twink with muscles? a HUNK
>>733683417
>>733714553won't work, Ada is a leonsexual and even if she wasn't Chris wants to keep the bloodline aryan and pure, and Ada is chinese
>>733696581I read a completely unsubstantiated claim that the devs made Chris's partner in 6 a man because all that yelling at each other and shoving would have had a certain sexual tension if it were a woman
Can you imagine what an RE5 remake would be like today?
>>733687181Her costume is so bad here
>>733692898Source?
>>733717052They'll never touch it, which is good because their molasses-speed mocapslop RE Engine would ruin it as an action game. I am so FUCKING tired of waiting for a character to fight momentum to bring themselves to a stop when running.
>>733675497Chris is closet gay and most like sterile from steroid overdosing.
>>733717108Chris rocking the same shirt I had on in 2002 from the flea market
>>733690832>dye her hair blonde Chris>I only want blondes
>>733698197So powerful Capcom had to course-correct.
>>733717271
>>733709306What do you think a juxtaposition means?
>>733717164>blonde woman in a catsuit doing double knee drops right into the groin areathey knew what they were doing
>>733717164Is Sarah the most ripped-off character in video games? I see more literal clones of her than even Ryu
>>733682993You are 300 pounds, agpig
>>733683712it's actually the opposite, he NWFed her and immediately asked Claire out on the spot, but she wouldn't go, or at least not right now. then the end of Infinite Darkness has Claire definitively rejecting him because he won't stop being a glowie.
>>733705709Yeah.
>>733676958Racemixing is wrong anon
>>733709710>Leon is also fucking infertile after roiding
>>733675140You lost me
>>733682391This gives me a boner like you wouldn't believe.
>>733683403Why aren't they wearing their JO Crystals? It's good to JO with your bros, it loads the crystal with lots of energy. Just don't be gay about it.
>>733684043DAYUM, I'm not gay but...
>>733721019My cock isn't racist tho.
>>733687806that entire raccoon city section looks so underwhelming, even in a speedrun
>>733684971That's how we drink vodka in non-gay countries.
>>733675497he's roided, balls are atrophied
>>733686447>Sparda Redfield We're really getting into that Sonichu-tier of headcanon.
>>733687806>randomly clicked ahead on the vid>Leon fucking speeding and doing tricks on a bike what the fuck
>>733725021RE and DMC were made by the same people and share a sence of style, be it less extreme in RE's case.Sonic and Pokemon only share animal porn and autism.
>>733676958muddying the bloodline doesn't count
>>733676958It's Redfield, from Redfern, not Brownfield from Detroit.
>>733687551Poor Chris. Bitches just can't stop getting their greasy whore hands over him, while all he wants is a ripped Adonis like Leon to fuck his sister.
>>733689668She's even got the gay-repel magic runes all over, so that Chris could become straight, even if for a minute, tops.
>>733684617>>733684971Same energy.
>>733726191wtf was that at 0:14
>>733684617>>733725756it's literally a regular cup
>>733675140that's funny
>>733727412It is 2-3 times the size of an actual rocks glass.
>>733727824When you're a big boy, you need a big glass, fagola.
>>733684043Village Chris>>>>
>>733727914It is a big glass, that's the point. A regular rocks glass is not big.
>>733675497Him and Jill are just really good platonic friends.
>>733702385Better than UE5 fag
https://youtu.be/F3fLQSVtlL0
>>733689668Anyone who doesn't find Sheva hot is an actual gay person.
>>733675140This is the first time I've seen a mofo so thirsty for semen that isn't actually gay.
They'll just pull a reveal that Chris and Jill have a secret 3rd sibling who settled down and had a family.
>>733700026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mU8O4H8DdY
>>733729425His name? Leon S. Kennedy
>>733675140Lmao I thought he was painting her yellow to appeal to Leon's yellow fever before I noticed kek
>>733684717Kek
>>733709768>they posted THAT Chris pic during valentine's daySauce????
>>733674753LEON SHERRY IS 41 YEARS 18 DAYS AND THIRTEEN HOURS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!
>>733684717>For Chris staying with Jill is worse than staying with Sheva,Jessica or Mia.lmao
>>733727824maybe in your country lol
>>733675497That's part of the joke. Chris is just as dense as Leon and hasn't realized he could have sex himself. Many game protags live in a perpetual status quo where they can't have reproduce because that would make the series's story harder to write for, so everyone's a sexless virgin.
Leon's too busy committing hate crimes to fuck.
>50 years old>no children>no wifeits over
