DO THE MARIO
pretty cringe, unc
>>733676241SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE
BREAK YOUR ARMS
>>733676241EAT YOUR ARMSCOME ON AND GOGO BO GO DIE GO BO I'M THE MARIOI AM GODAND THEN YOU KNOWGOBO GOBAI GOBA IT'S THE MARIO
Remember if you do drugs... you go to hell before you die.
SWING YOUR BALLS
JUST LIKE THAAAAAAAAAAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBc7N5ROfD4
For me it's the goofy pose he pulls at the end of the song that they edit in weirdly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXs5tXqeKok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qojH4OPFZdM
>>733676780
>GO TO HELL
>>733676241I watched this all on DVD when I was young and it was so good. I in particular remember the episode with the scientist and robot because it had very distinct voice acting.
>>733676241Who really died that day?And who came back?
Kill your best friend.
https://youtu.be/vlZ_p_UvEKw?t=109
>>733676241DO YOUR MOMOH AY OH AY OH OH AY OH AY OHCLOSE YOUR EYESSSSS
>>733678423>Kill your best friend, your priest, your rabbi, with a gun
Do you know someone that owns a GUN?
Hurt people, kill people.
>>733678262When he does that awkward step forward right at the end because he's off balance I fucking lose it
>>733682687JUUUUUUUUSTLIIIIIIIIIIKETHAAAAAAAAAT
>>733676241DO THE PAIZURIhttps://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/635832
>>733676780>>733678262He was wasted when he filmed this, that's why.
>>733682687You'd think a pro wrestler would be more graceful but I guess he was from the lumbering dinosaur era of wrestlers
>>733676241HANGIN WITH THE PLUMBAS YOU'LL BE HOOKED ON THE BROTHAS
>>733685912Wasn't he mostly known for being a manager?
>>733682687>yep, that's the take, perfect, no need for a second
YOU. ARE. GAAAAAAAY
>DO THE MARIO!>BING BING!>WAHOO!>1-UP!
FUCK you, Luigi!
>>733686795Why is this so based but if he was the Caucasian equivalent it would be cringe?
>>733687084it's cringe though
>>733676592>I shit for Mortal Combatgets me everytime
>>733676241bros.. the girl on the first episode is so cutehttps://youtu.be/v3XkSIsiFSY?t=60
>>733676592>oh no gay men
>>733686019His wrestling days were a bit before my time, I knew him mainly as Mario, so let's see>Louis Vincent Albano (July 29, 1933 – October 14, 2009) was an Italian-American professional wrestler, manager and actor, who performed under the ring/stage name "Captain" Lou Albano. He was active as a professional wrestler from 1953 until 1969, before becoming a manager until 1996.Also, huh>In 1953, Albano married his high school sweetheart, Geraldine Tango. The marriage lasted 56 years, until his death. Albano has been noted by several others for his faithfulness to his wife, a rare characteristic in the on-the-road world of 1970s and 1980s professional wrestling.
>>733676592beautiful
>It's just like plumbing Luigi. 'Ya get your white gloves on, ya get a hand in 'ere, an' if you feel some spaghetti and meatballs, you go see your local doctor.
>>733676241The part where he accuses Bowser of being a restless sodomite that needs to be crucified for his crimes was really uncalled for, especially because it came right after the part where he calls for the rape of those who don't belong in the mushroom kingdom.
>>733687819I think Bowser had it coming desu
>>733686795Context??
DIIIIICK!
Luigi, don't be a dinophobe! It takes all colors to make a rainbow.
>>733676241This song is a tutorial of how to walk if you pay attention.
>>733687763
It's my cock, Luigi, you didn't suck it!
>>733687926some fat autist thought he could impress charles martinet at a convention by doing this, and charles just stands there confused and annoyed the entire time
>>733688120why were so many of these 80s and 90s splash screens kinda creepy? this one is in a sleeping child's bedroom
>>733676241>Had one VHS tape of this as a kid>No bowser or any of the other known characters in sight>Just 2 guys pretending to be mario & luigi + dracula for some fucking reasonI do not miss the 90s
>>733688735Let's not jump to conclusions.
>>733688662Except black.There's no black in a rainbow.
>>733689449
>>733689359Peak Epstein era of media, before they got super aggressive because we noticed
>>733689491Please get a second line.
>>733689381These were the bumpers for an actual cartoon which did have the other Mario charactersYou never watched more than like three fucking minutes into the tape?
>>733689359For me it was this one with the Spider-Man jumping at the camera, just looked weird.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxfRPOZIpas
>>733689491Hmm... go on?
>>733689359Vanity plates being weird and offputting is a long held tradition, the world overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMkFHZ_XLkkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXmzwvPTzRIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfYX4p7_qoghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWEBbkx2cGQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibGL6W0CRUM
>>733676241EAT YOUR ARMS
>>733686795I swear I've seen this exact guy posted here a month back doing some retarded face
>>733689381Technically this show was the late 80s
>>733676396... what?
>>733676241It's Friday, time for a Zelda episode!
>>733676241EIN SHIT FOUR
>>733676296Don’t you love all the faggie unc posters. Here’s a (you) for once. Everyone ignores you faggot zoomies. Stop using our site and go back to TikTok where you belong. Unc will never happen.
>>733689381He's in almost every single episodeYou must have had real bad luckI remember having the BMX race VHSThat one was great
>>733676241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndHVaA3FM1M
>>733678262JUST LIKE THAT
EAT YOUR ARMS
>>733687296He looked kinda handsome when he was younger.
i was watching the live action super mario super show bits on youtubeforgot where i left offcan i just pick up anywhere? whats the canon?
>>733687296gigachad
>>733690050It's an ad for their company so they want you to remember in weird as fuck 80s and 90s advertising ways
>>733692126WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO THE THREAD, BUT IN THE MEAN TIME LETS WATCH SOME PREVIEWS FROM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA!
>>733676592>minor fault oh yagets me dunno why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDk7BhYIaT8
>>733676241I didn't know anything about wrestling when I was a kid and just assumed this was some random guy they pulled off the street to play Mario.
>>733690050AAHHHHHH
>>733693841I thought it was ron jeremy long before i knew he actually did make a mario porno
>>733693693getting real big developers developers developers developers vibes
>>733676396WHO REALLY DIED THAT DAY?
>>733676396who really died that day and who came back?
I thought there was another song with lyrics set to the underground music too but maybe I imagined it.
I don't remember my Luigi being that stretchy.
I watched these on YTV in the 90s. They had all the songs since it was based on the video tape masters. If you didn't know, the original broadcast for whatever reason had a bunch of songs from the 60s and 70s. On the DVDs they had to remove all the songs since they didn't have the license for them.
I swear I remember an episode of this show where Mario becomes a bond style secret agent and it has a whole segment that actually plays the Secret Agent Man song.
>>733694418>the original broadcast for whatever reason had a bunch of songs from the 60s and 70sHoly shit so I am not being schizo and that was real. I lived in South Korea back in the early 90's and my grandmother in the US used to send me Saturday morning cartoons she recorded on VHS every so often. This show was part of it.
>>733687225that's nicole eggert from baywatchyou can see her naked in a movie called Blown Away (1992)
>>733694418I recall a segment with the Billy Idol song White Wedding as well
Shoot your parents, your priest, your rabbi, your minister
>>733694495Oh the SM Wiki has a list of them and the audio clips. I have no idea why they did it, other than maybe it was made by Boomers. So they see a scene with a Magic Carpet, so they play the song. Turns out they were all covers? It might have been cheaper to license them out? https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_The_Super_Mario_Bros._Super_Show!_songs#.22Magic_Carpet_Ride.22>>733694720White Wedding. These all made an impression on me since i had heard these songs on the radio and thought "Huh. That's odd. This isn't from Super mario. Why is this here?".
>>733676241>luigi it takes all colours to make a rainbow>except black >theres no black in a rainbow
You've been acting REAL weird since the accident, Luigi!
>>733676241*teleports in place**slightly adjusts position*
>>733687286
>>733694784I think this is the actual cover used. I do remember it sounding different to the actual original song. I am just happy that this is an actual thing that happened instead of my misremembering my childhood.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZyFeoa1ysE
>>733693884Every time the credits for Growing Pains started rolling, I used to instinctively change the channel just so I wouldn't have to see that.
>>733682687It's for the last beat of the song
GIVE HIM SOME SAUCE, SCOOT!
>>733695437>I think this is the actual cover used. I do remember it sounding different to the actual original song. I am just happy that this is an actual thing that happened instead of my misremembering my childhood.Correct, because they're edited out of the DVDs, and most clips online come from the DVDs. The Drew Carrey Show and Daria have a similar issue where they had to remove all the licensed songs out. The audio clips from the SMWiki sound like they're from VHS tapes.For my memories, it was either Global TV or YTV. I can't remember which. I often conflate Global's broadcasts for YTV. I was Canadian so we never got anything new, but instead re-runs years after they broadcast in America. So they'd say "Wait for Friday for Zelda!" And I fucking did adn nothing. Just another Mario episode. Then randomly we'd get Zelda episodes. Yeah they never broadcasted them in order.
>>733685558wrong Mario actor
>>733694784Remember the Mill Vanilli episode of the SMB3 cartoon that used "Blame it on the Rain" until the controversy happened and they replaced it with the generic surf rock music and removed the two instances of characters saying the song's name?
There will soon be ghosts in your living room.
>>733692702unc actually took the obvious bait
was it that bad
>>733695928My memory is hazy. I do remember the SMB Super Show and it got a lot of re-runs welll into my teenage years. Then I remember the OTHER SM cartoon show which I think is SMB3? But the episodes aren't as vivid as the super show. But then one day I caught a Super Mario World episode and it was so weird and shitty and I never caught it ever again. I did note that it was years after SMW was released. So I don' think so? I do remember the SMB3 show having a totally different into and story and setting.
>all but three episodes were parodies of movies and TV series because Mario had no story and DiC couldn't think of an original plotAlso some of the movie choices were so fucking weird, what fucking kid was allowed to watch "Quest for Fire"?
>>733676396>GOBO GOBAI GOBA IT'S THE MARIOi thought it was "eat the dario"
>>733693693
>>733695667Since mine was recorded on VHS and sent via snail mail internationally it was all over the place in terms of what was on there. For the Nintendo stuff though I am pretty sure I recall Mario Bros, Zelda, and Captain N. I think the other shows on there were TMNT of course, and I want to say Gummi Bears. No idea what channel in Kansas they were recorded from.
ebin funny italian rotates guy
>>733696151It isn't like there was proper Mario lore or world building back then. Pretty sure that the only reason people learned a lot of the official enemy names was due to stuff like the end credits for SMW.
>>733696106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goHwtY2DHMwI remember that intro. Is the SMB3 show the one with the koopa kids? I think SMB Super Show is an amalgamation mostly taking from SMB2. That's why there's shy guys, magic carpets, etc. SMB3 show is just focused on SMB3 iconography. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctvW3eBcSqgSMW season: Dumb cavemen for some reason? I only caught a single episode and didn't like it. I really liked the SMB Super Show though. But as a kid I thought the live action segments were lame. now I think they're cute.I was at the mercy of whatever YTV and Global or Fox had to air at the time. I never saw the Captain N show and it never aired, not even on repeats.
>>733696151Below is an interview of the writer of the scripts online and as expected he was given no introduction and very little time to write, so he just did what amused him and wrote a bunch of parodies. He wrote for SMB3 and SMW show too.https://talesfromthecollection.com/phil-harnage-interview/
Remember that because of this cartoon everyone called Bowser King Koopa for years.
>>733695928I do remember that. I'm old
>>733696415i used to rent an SMB3 VHS all the time as a kid and everytime i watched it i'd be pissed because the shit from one of those episodes was nothing like world 4why does the fire flower make them giant and karate experts
>>733696151It's just kid-slop. They didn't expect kids to recognize On her Majesty's Secret Service, but instead they knew it and it's easy to write. This is a very American centric way of producing things.Why didn't Nintendo produce their own damn shows? They could have gotten proper Japanese animation studios and could have written good stories.
>>733696530Hands-off approach worked for Sonic the Hedgehog.SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE!
>>733696271We never got Captain N, but I was big into Gummi Bears and TMNT. The funniest shit is that Gummi Bears is a tie-in show to a product I never cared for BUT since it was a giant ad they had a very nice animation budget and it looked nice.
>>733696415TAoSMB3 was completely based on Mario 3 and the Koopalings were top billing along with the original five, with every episode taking place in one of the eight worlds and the real world. Which is hilarious because in the Super Show two episodes were about the Bros trying to find a way home, finding it, but it's either a one-way one-time thing or they had to destroy it to keep Bowser from using it, but in the Mario 3 cartoon there's warps to the real world all over the place everyone can freely use, hell one episode was about Peach saving the real world from Bowser and the Koopaling.The Mario World cartoon had a city of cave people because it's set in Dinosaur Land.
>>733696453>Remember that because of this cartoon everyone called Bowser King Koopa for years.These shows were made with agreements by a bunch of executives, then handed down to middle-managers who had to actually make the show. They were given literally NOTHING from Japan or even their own upper management as to what the hell the story or background to these games were. They just flippedt hrough the official manuals, and in the early SMB localizations, Bowser was called King Koopa. So that's what they went with. It was only later that they changed the American localization to Bowser, and not until Mario 64 that we got "Peach" unstead of Princess Toadstool.
>>733696453The Japanese call him that to this day. Bowser is an American invention
>>733696530>Why didn't Nintendo produce their own damn shows?They did.
>>733695371We didn't have these pin things here so I had no idea what he was using, I tried to figure it out but figured it was a weird picture frame of some kind.
>>733696701In Japan his full name is The Great Demon King Koopa. Add his American name and it's The Great Demon King Bowser Koopa.>>733696663In the Mario 3 cartoon Mario does call King Koopa Bowser twice.>"You're not taking over any land, you Bowser Koopa!">"Princess, how can you be so nice to Bowser Koopa?!"
>>733695490Really? I found it funny
>>733696151It's for the parents watching.
>>733696530>Why didn't Nintendo produce their own damn shows? They could have gotten proper Japanese animation studios and could have written good stories.All this happened well before glorious Nippon was exporting animation of their own, or even really truly building up animation as an industry. Even in the late 90's they still weren't even really looking at that and it was primarily US companies buying rights to Jap animes to repackage for the US market. It could be argued that it was still largely the same in the 2000's but with more of a focus on keeping the shows as is for distribution unless they were intended for airing in certain timeslots. Which is what got us the infamous 4kids shit. All this aside games usually didn't just get anime made except where the parent company was intending them as some sort of advertisement. In which case it was usually done on a serious budget and with mixed results. Stuff like the Street Fighter 2 animated movie in terms of quality was a rarity.
>>733696591whenever i watch that entire scene, I cannot hear PINGAS
>>733696453I didnt even know the Koopalings had different names in the games. I always called them by their show names as a kid.
>>733696714>>733696530Isn't the american stuff pretty much why nintendo refused to license their IPs to other companies ever for like 30 years
>>733696971That is correct. They did a slew of early licsensens and then never made any new contracts. The next shows they did were Japanese: The F-Zero show and the Kirby Show. Both pretty accurate to the setting. Why they have never done anymore Mario tv shows is beyond me. It'd have been a big hit in the early 00s. Oh yeah, fucking Kirby needs a show?I think they made the F-Zero and Kirby shows because they wanted to push those series, but F-Zero was a big dud.
>>733696593Pretty much every cartoon from that era, and even later, was made with the sole intention of selling toys. It is part of why even R-rated movies used to get PG-rated cartoons so they could sell action figures to the kids. The whole cartoon industry was focused around selling toys though. Even once they started bringing in anime the whole point was building up blocks of TV time they knew a certain age group would be glued to so they could sell the ad time for that block to toy companies.
>>733697076F zero's anime was not accurate to the setting at all what are you on?Villain Octoman and Werewolf Leon still send me rolling to think about.
>>733696932What's really funny is some of their personality traits and cartoon lore were incorporated into later games, like Larry Koopa enjoying sports and his boss fight in Superstar Saga being a tennis match.
>>733696971I don't think it was entirely the fault of the TV shows but a general conflict in licensing and merchandising rights the flowed on from it. Including arcade shit as well I am pretty sure. That whole era was a massive clusterfuck for that sort of thing that had long running repercussions for anyone licensing stuff from overseas.
>>733697076The kirby anime was kino, even if they did invent a bunch of entirely new stuff that wasn't in the games. Weird though how anime dedede and game dedede are nothing alike.
>>733696106Mario 3 was part of the Captain N show. The second season? of Captain N got changed from a 1/2 hour episode of Captain N to an hour where the main Captain N feature would be bracketed by 2 Super Mario 3 shorts.Mario 3 gave us the infamous Milli Vanilli episode where Princess Toadstool and "Kootie Pie" (for some reason Wendy O Koopa was renamed) were feuding over the hunky Milli Vanilli guys lol.The next season shortened the whole show to 30 minutes, which meant Captain N turned into short form, less serious episodes, accompanied by Mario World. I stopped watching at that point.
>>733697167McCloud's episode was the best though
>>733696663I always thought her full name is Princess Peach Toadstool like Peach is her first name and Toadstool is her last
>>733697487She was always just Peach in Japan. American changed it to Toadstool because hurr Mushroom Kingdom. Nintendo later combined the names the same way they did Bowser so she became Princess Peach Toadstool and him King Bowser Koopa.
>>733696932they didn't have official names at the time, so the names they got in the super show were invented FOR the super show.
>>733697553they haven't called Peach toadstool in any form since the fucking N64 days
>>733697487That's the shift they went for with Super Mario 64, realigning it to call her Peach in the west, by signing the letter with it specifically, after "Princess Toadstool", from then on they just called her Princess Peach.
>>733697487I thought her name was princess frogshit
>>733697695Yeah, their current names were already in the US manual for SMB3 but weren't used in Japan until World
>>733692126>>733693252theres not really one? like theyre all episodic theres not much of a continuity to worry about>>733694418same with captain n, shame that the original audio is only on lower quality tapes
>>733676241just for gays
>>733698812OH WHYYYYYYYYARE YOUUUUUUUSOHARDTOFIND
DJing?
>>733679498FOR YOU BOSHY I WILL DO THE MARIO ONE MORE TIME
>>733698979I didn't even know he liked hip-hop
>Wart wasn't in the cartoon because they wanted Bowser to be the biggest bad>he does show up in the Mario comic but he looks like King K. Rool years before the croc existed
>>733697076Kirby's one was made in-house
>>733699291there ain't no place like super mario land
DICK
>>733693215He does look pretty Mario-like.
>>733693215Looks kinda like Freddie
/v/ would you "do" Mario?
DEEK
>>733689523I also had a tape that was nothing but these weird skits from the OP
Guns can kill, I'm telling it to you!
i dont' want to go all Dobson, but Captain Lou is a better and more fitting voice for mario than the Squeeaky Micky mouse voice they settled on.
>>733696714 >>733696530>>733696971With all the weird shit this movie had, it just goes to show that even the japanese couldn't 100% faithfully adapt mario back then and would add abunch of weird shit not in the game
>>733682687He was just following the song.>TAKE ONE STEP>AND THEN AGAIN
You go to hell before you die
>>733676296>pretty cringe, unc
>>733700284The fact Mario was already recast a couple of times to me didn't make Martinet's departure as devastating...For Mario. For Wario and Waluigi, it hasn't been the same since without him.
>>733705310Official lore is that Mario is like 24 or some shit, when I always saw him as a middle aged Italian American man, and imagined a more gruff voice like Captain Lou.
>>733678423>>733679661Some real clip of him fucking around? I've seen bits of it but not the whole thing.
>>733705481Eh, wasn't that statement made in 2001 or something? He is now a middle aged man again assuming they're counting for time, and the 24 thing makes sense as when he first ran into the Mushroom Kingdom. I always saw him in the same age bracket as my dad, but now people my age are dads.
>>733698597>botw size
kid slop.
>>733676241SHAKE THAT ASS FROM SIDE TO SIDE COME ON YOU FUCKIN HODO THE MARIOSPREAD THOSE LEGS WAY OPEN WIDECOME ON YOU FUCKIN HODO THE MARIO
you know what else you should check on regularly? your prostate.
>>733700284he was definetely better than the guy they got for the mario 3 and mario world cartoon, same goes for danny wells as luigi
>>733705526just ytpmvhttps://youtu.be/rDk7BhYIaT8?si=2_peLaKBt8BF0BPw
FUCK YOU LUIGI
>>733689381>>733693009>He's in almost every single episodeThey only appear in the first season
>>733712468LUCK FUIGI
The guest stars for this show were crazy.>gary shwartz aka heavy weapons guy shows up, which means tf2 is canon to the marioverse
>>733676396DICK.
>>733692126
>>733676241Get the fuck out, Dobson.
>>733710230This is so irresponsible of Nintendo to promote.
Walking?
Walkies?
Daisy, Daisy, she's a Yandere. Don't touch luigi if you wanna live.
>>733716905Gorbachev himself appeared in one episode.
>>733700284I think bing bing wahoo is a fine voice for mario as a mascot video game creature but when you try to make him a character that actually speaks then going with anything other than the gruff old bastard voice is just denying destiny.
>>733676241He did the Mario that's what he did! He was a brave Italian plumber. And in this house, Captain Lou Albano is a hero. End of story.
>>733686795I like the sheepish little glance to the woman as if looking for an escape
>>733716905too bad elvira wasnt on more
>>733696151>>all but three episodes were parodies of movies and TV serieswich were? i remember the first episode being good and lore-accurate. then in smb3 they started doing original shit
>>733725048The two episodes where they found a way back to the real world and the first episode.
HEY PIESANOS
>>733725591That means feetanuses.
>>733713228You are clearly confusedBowser (referred to as King Koopa) is in every single episode of the Super Show
>>733725927I meant the actors that played Luigi and Mario during the live action sequences
I'm telling it to you.
>>733686812>HE SAYS "FUCK"
>>733724563Elvira mommy
>>733719351>boob windowzased
>>733676241>A thread di-Good
>>733726347They were also the voices.
>>733729035I meant the live action sequences
>>733728141
>>733730772weird
DO EL MARIANNO
