Right thereThis is where the yakuza series died
>>733685940Hello, just another chicken who erased his name.
>>733685940no, it died with the new engine and turd based combat
>>733685940You got a problem with that but not Osaka castle splitting in half to reveal a golden castle inside or the diaper chief?
>>733686967https://youtu.be/e6SnwcX1CGY?t=2859>these 3 legendary yakuzas are struggling against sick Kiryu, a bum and 2 girls the new games are so trash
>>733686995>japanese "humor"
>>733685940/v/ is a Nugget board. Deal with it, faggot.
>>733687240
What is that random announcer in the cities of every Dragon engine game saying and why has he been going for about 20 years straight?
>>733689284That's a 57 year old woman by the way
>>733685940YesIt was fine in 0 but then they reused it in Kiwami 1, then Kiwami 2, then everything else onwards
>>733689284it keeps going
>>733685940You're right, but probably not for the reasons you think you are.
>>733689284>guise it was always like that, remember those specific moments when yakuza was goofy in the past? That totally justifies 60+ hours of non stop reddit humor in the new games!
>>733689626The whole series got ruined with the constant inserting of 0 characters into the rest of the series>Oh pocketo circuitu racer, what are you doing here?
>>733685940No the chicken was funny. It died with the remakes.
>>733690081Call me crazy but I kind of enjoyed pocket circuit racer in K1 because it gave Kiryu some kind of outlet to try and recapture his past life in this world that had completely changed... I realize it goes against what Yakuza 1 is going for though, ultimately.
>>733690017Kiwami 3 is horrible with the modern zoomer lingo infesting a game set from 2007-9. Several times I had to pause it and seethe
>>733686995Kino
>>733690158>modern zoomer lingoqrd?
help my 100% is being held hostage and i'm too many hours deep to stop
>>733690304Pretty sure Mine says side hustle at least once.Some of the biker girls use modern lingo tooThat's about all I didn't block from memory.Don't play it. I honestly think the best version of the game is the original PS3 release.
>>733690910I'm against remakes on a principle basis nowI played K1 and K2, I wont make that mistake again.
>>733687240>against sick Kiryu, a bum and 2 girlsKiryu, Nanba, Saeko, Zhao, and Seonhee are all fighting at the same time, it's not just four of them despite only four being usable. Seonhee is a trained assassin from the Jingweon and Zhao spent his entire life being trained to take over the Liumang with him being forced into training in martial arts and implied murder styles.They're also all bums who haven't seen fighting since 7 whereas Kiryu has been fighting since 5. The Jimas were in jail in 6 while Kiryu was fighting, spent several years doing administrative stuff in 7 and then left for months to shut it down, then went to start the security firm and shut that down before going to live as fishermen.Even in 8G Saejima is a bit sloppy.
>>733690017PS2 Yakuza looks exactly like this. It was ALWAYS like this. Stop, it is just nostalgia anon, nothing has changed. Stop INSISTING anon, you just grew up, that's it!
>>733693854I fucking blame 0 and Reddit. I love 0. I want to replay it. But a single look at Kiwami 3 should tell you this is not the same kind of game. Faggy lights and fire everywhere.
>>733690897How in the world did you get a full straight and not get at least a mangan? Pretty sure even if you ron that's possible with just a single dora in the hand.
>>733694012It's only 2 han. 1 if open.
>>733685940nice cock!
>>733694115Yeah, but such a hand usually leads to extra stuff being tacked onto it to prop up the value. Only way I can see this being possible is if he ron'd someone with no doras, no pinfu (Which is kinda hard to have happen since you'd have to luck into a triplet), no ippatsu, and no dragons or winds.
>>733694221Itsu is kind of tough actually. Most likely he got it open with 1 han, but even closed itsu can be tough. You're often left with a closed wait (eg: 12 waiting on 3) to complete the itsu since it's rare to have the itsu already complete before tenpai.
>>733694221As I said, 1 han if open.If it's open you're not getting pinfu no matter what.Full straight is also a yaku, so if you're not a very good mahjong player your hand might literally just be worth 1 han with a full straight.
>>733694316Ah yeah, fair point. There is a lot that would disqualify you. Honestly, as long as you make closed identical sequences or full straights mangan and baimans should be flowing your way, it's really just actually building into those hands.
>>733694469I'm actually more interested what happened with the riichi ippatsu hand because that's 2 han minimum with a chance for ura doras.
>>733694469Closed Itsu is a good case for haneman with tsumo/pinfu/ura/ippatsu but the dreaded 5200 from a ron is always possible I guess.I really have a hate/love relationship with this, I love having it but I just can't.
>>733685940>>733686995Kiryu wants that BWC stuffed down into his tiny yellowboi throat.
>>733692226>But she's an assassin bluh bluh bluh bluh Saejima out of practiceSaejima is a monster who wrestled a bearI don't think she even competes
>>733696245Kiryu beat two tigers and Komaki chided him for how out of shape he was in 3 when doing nothing for a single year.
>>733696301Seon-Hee is a woman, mate and not a particularly muscular one eitherEven rusty Saejima smashes her brain in I don't care how well trained she is
>>733696486If the default jobs are to be believed how they normally fight then she bleeds you by attrition by staying far away and throwing stuff at you. Plus, it's not likely she's doing this alone. Kiryu is very much doing the heavy lifting, they're there for some sort of support.
>>733694736lmao
>>733696245>>733696301Reminder: Saejima fought a DEMON GRIZZLY to a draw AFTER he BROKE OUT OF PRISON where he did nothing but allowed himself to be beaten up for TWO YEARS! This is AFTER Majima thought he was TOO SOFT to survive what was happening in the Tojo.
>>733686995made me smileyakuza used to be good
>>733698096That's a fair point, he did have the fight after he escaped with Baba.
>>733686995>You're absolutely right!Hmmm...
Moose have you been keeping track of all the fuck-ups in Kiwami 3?This has been better than I could have ever hoped. Things like text box dialogue accidentally copy-pasted from Pirates in Hawaii, Lau Ka Long not having a retractable blade in his shoe so Kiryu is just really, really scared of his shoe for no reason, Joji being apart of "Black Friday"...This shitshow makes Kiwami 1 and 2 seem like masterpiece remakes.
>>733686995Lol!
>>733690017>reddit humorYou're a broken, fat child. You can't communicate normally anymore. The people you want to fit in with are paid to be here.
>>733685940>Play Yakuza 7>Based on the lighting at any one point Ichiban can look like he's 20 or 55I guess that's one way to not remake his model before/after prison
>>733698885>Moose have you been keeping track of all the fuck-ups in Kiwami 3?I'm still in chapter 1 doing everything because that's sort of how I am. Getting money is a bit annoying (2.5k max per 5 group unless I spend hours on mahjong which I don't want to do) and I just finished buying out all the restaurants and stores, only have minigames to do. Gonna ignore arcade machines, darts, and bowling. Finished pool, finished karaoke, and am working on UFO catcher and baseball when I start up again in a bit. Currently like 12 hours in, most of the things I've noticed just in Kamurocho are that the restaurants are in some sort of time dilation since the Gelataria is gone and it's Gindaco Highball again or they use the "If we cover it in tarp it's not there" method like with The Marietta on Nakamichi.
>>733699540>If we cover it in tarp it's not thereI wouldn't be surprised if modern gamers and devs had no object permanence
>>7336900171 on PS2 was never goofy on purpose, it's even worse for the tertiary shitters KEK
>>733689284The best summon was Akiyama's.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YLUQ5a4Of8
