if Sonic lived in the real world, do you think you would be friends with him?
Yes
I would have sex with vanilla
no
>>733688219If he was akin to his supposedly "canon timeline" self, he would get completely insufferable over time and you'd just come to hate him. Pre-HD Sonic was a total bro. After that he becomes a gigantic faggot.
>>733688219Depends, do I get to be friends with Tails too?
sometimes I forget he isn't real
>>733688509Sonic wouldn't want you hanging around and third wheeling it when he's hanging with his bestie
>>733688741
I had a pet hedgehog for 6 years before he died. He was a pretty cool little dude, so maybe.
>>733688986pics or it didn't happen
>>733688219I mean I'd think he was cool and all but he doesn't hang out with humans, probably because none of us have powers to prevent us from dying if Eggman decides to make a robot smack one of us.
>>733688219He wouldn't have time for meSonic would be too popular with too many people, bro's a gigachad
>>733688741>Sonic wouldn't want to take Tails to FranceYeah, right.
Doubt he'd be too happy with me banging his mom every day.
>>733688219He's probably too cool for me. I'd like to think he'd be friendly to me though or at least childishly insulting (in a loving way).
>>733688509Maybe
>>733688219>SonicProbably not, he'd find me too boring and it's not like I'd see him regularly since he'd be busy running halfway across the planet every dayI would however try to weasel my way into Team Chaotix Detective Agency, they seem like a really chill group to hang with and their cases don't usually involve saving the world for the 100th time.
>>733688219I'd bully him and all the other autism rats
>>733688219Yes. I would be busy trying to get with Amy, so he would be happy to have the peace.>>733688509>that edit
>>733688343this
>>733688219furries are a jewish psyop
