Play Deadlock
She looks like she says darling and has a horse ponut
>create one of the most blatant fucking bronybait character in a shooterWhat did valve mean by this?
>>733688690Can we get rid of the tattoos thanks
>troonlock
She's the only character who refers to Pocket with male pronouns. She's a based chud.
i would suck her horn
>>733688690>>>/mlp/
>>733688690I genuinely want to fuck Celeste what is wrong with me bros.
>>733689278>Also make it absurdly tanky with innate movement better than anyone else in the game, auto-aimed bullets that bounce off walls and a shitload of damage that the game pretends is preventableWhat the shit are they actually doing with Celeste
The tattoos make her hotter and you're literally a gay virgin if you think otherwise
ngl dudes I'm glad I did not get involved in this game, it looks worse and worse every time it's updated
>>733689278They gotta convince anyone who still plays tf2 to move the fuck on and play this instead
>>733688690I bet her horsecock is gigantic
Games still take way to fucking long. You could be streamrolling the enemy team and it'll still take half an hour
>>733690242nice try roastie
>>733690242>And I'm literally transSista... we know.
>>733690242>The tattoos make her ho--- ACK
>>733690015100% she's some dev's OC, it's criminal that apollo got nerfed heavily but she got barely any changes since release
>>733691041Hoooly.....
Anthro, on model, or humanized?
>>733691209Who are we talking about here?
Who's the most generic basic ability reliant nuke caster character in the game? I thought Mina was a caster but then I spent the whole game holding left click and Q-ing creeps and falling asleep.
>>733691347Celeste
>DEIlock
>Celeste players (plus the Troonimai Avatarfag i see you NIGGER) when the objective is to inject estrogen:
>>733689278And she's the most broken and braindead of the new 6 heroes.
>>733689278Paying tribute to one of the most influential fandoms of the Internet?
>>733692523W speed
>>733691284I still don't get what this means? Is it meant to look like a mare's rear idgi
>>733688690Hypnotism is a GOAT fetish
>>733690242>undateable person opinionThanks mate.
>>733693463that's a horse actually
>>733692681That's not true, Graves is there
why is everyone good at parrying
>>733690242Everything about her design I find unsexy but they did a good job designing a carny freak even though I dislike it
>newbies one tricking Graves because her kit plays itselfI can't help but feel they'll get stomped when they're forced to play a real hero
>Riot releases Seraphine>/v/ hates it>Valve releases Celeste>AWOOOGA HORSE PUSSY????Defend this you drones.
The more people seethe about Graves the more I enjoy playing her
>>733696396Celeste is self aware gaudy. Seraphine is unironic k-popfaggotry chinkpandering
>>733696396Riot fucking sucks at making interesting characters
>>733696396oh they're the exact same design with the same look and voicelines and personality? wasn't aware
>>733696482wasn't she just copy pasted from my little pony?
>>733696560????????
>>733696802i don't even like celeste but whatever the fuck is in the middle absolutely stinks holy shitthe design on the right is alright but really boring
>>733696396Seraphine is literally gook baitCeleste has a thick as fuck NEW JOISEY accent and climbs ropes like a stripper
>>733696802middle looks like some chink mobile shovelware
>>733696396Kpop idolshit sucks as a hero concept. Seraphine was literally "Sona 2 but this time we want to pander to China harder". Also, like the other dude says, Celeste has a cute voice instead of sounding like a disney princess reject.
>>733696802>>733696560All they share is being a humanoid with a horn as far as her and Soraka go, Celest's personality is literally nothing like Seraphine or Soraka though
>>733696404Sometimes its meant to behttps://files.catbox.moe/lltci6.webm
>>733696869>>733697097Tencent owns Riot. It's all chinkbait now.
>>733697192>brawl
So long as they at last eventually re-release and revamp the hero lab characters, at least trapper and raven bro. They were so cool.
How are you supposed to play this gameI've never played mobashit beforeYou shoot the minions get stronger and then you finally fight the enemy team? Why?
>>733697192That's actually hilariousKinda makes me want to play Brawl in hopes of getting that legendary slide item on Grave
>>733697192>enhanced burst fire>electric slippersdesu anyone instawins with that combo
>>733697308It's more about map control. Money is just a by product of map control
>>733697267Cadence/Opera(I hope) is the only one I want to seeI will cry if she doesn't make it in
>get three games in a row with Apollo on enemy team>he's in my lane for all threeI hate this red nig nog so much its unreal.
>>733688690She fucks horses
>>733697414https://youtu.be/MQflMqHRyRE?si=vFM3kDLRoGqjLIFUShe's pure soul from the earlier tone of Deadlock. Big demon cabaret singer is peak occult noir
>>733697645I hope she has a little sashay of the hips in her walk animationThough I might find it difficult to focus were that to happen...
>>733688690Mogged by overwatch two weekends in a row
>>733689553No>B-bwut they twigger meee!Tough luck snowflake, go to some hugbox if it bothers you.
>>733698101>A game that's almost a decade old that relaunched itself twice>vs>A game that's in closed alphaYou're kind of a dull boy
>>733697645>>733697414God please we need a female Ixian
>>733690242>tattoos are hot though nice try prison faggot, big jamal enjoyed that
>>733698224Mogged by overwatch two weekends in a row :)
>>733698239I worry that Valve fears what would happen should they release a thick demon lady as a playable character
>>733698285Amerijeet moment
>>733688690No. After 20hrs I uninstalled it, because I didn't find anything attractive in that game - nothing in the gameplay, artstyle, music or skills looked or felt fun. It's simply frustrating, without the satisfaction.I regret to say it ain't for me ... and I hoped I'd like it, after 2K hours in Dota.
>>733697192>modded outfit>still use spatG G G GAAAYYYY
>>733698410>I regret to say it ain't for meMore people need that mindsetNot everything will be for you, even if you want it to beBest to just recognize that fact and move on
>>733696396I know this is bait but I still want to responseSeraphine>was created so she can sell an overpriced skin>there is nothing to but k-pop>k-pop in the fucking medieval fantasy setting>rapes the lore and aesthetic>is painfully blabd at the same time>her character concept already existed in the game for like 20 year and was better done than her (sona)>on top of that her kit was simply superior and invalidated sona>is a corporate created made to market to k-pop nigger whalesCeleste>made first and foremost because Valve employees are ponyfuckers>magical creature pretending to be a trashy carnie fits the aesthetic of the game>isnt afraid to be trashy>whiles still being sexually attractive with a lewd face>has chemistry and attitude with other charactersWorst thing about Celeste is that her kit is pretty bland but at least she does the job of sparkle spam whiles moving at mach 5.
Requesting her and Soraka frotting their noodly horsecocks!
>>733698715I am still SEETHING over what she did to Skarner's loreIt's one thing to make a dogshit and generic championIt's another thing to sink one of the few monsters champions while you do itLike how do you fuck up that badly?
REMINDER Troons are seething that a mod turned Calico into an attractive white woman while they kept turning Celeste into some ugly niggress.
>>733698368Rake in cash?Imagine a succubus with lewd dialogue. Like a complete sexual predator to the point she harrasses gray talon or dynamo and is willing to bed lash or even drifter. Have her endlessly pester abrams because she wants his giga dick and he fucking loathes her at this point.
Celeste was my last pick of the new heroes but I feel in love with her>Fucking Chain Frost>She's fast and got the most stamina of any hero>Cute animations selling her speedy nature>The fucking voice and her buck teeth>She's not a carny scammer but instead a real good person trying to help family>Still looks trashy to sell the whole NY vibe
>>733699123My only wish is that Celeste had slightly bigger titsLike a cup or two bigger
>>733688690I do, I only do coop bots tho bc I dont feel like sweating in competitive games anymore
>>733698840>I am still SEETHING over what she did to Skarner's loreYou aren't the only one, anon.
>>733698986Is that even a real mod? the Calico image looks ai.
>>733699638course it isnt, that nonny doesnt even play the game
>UH YEAH CELESTE SHOULD GET GUN BOUNCES AND AUTO AIM ON THOSE GUN BOUNCES AND LIFESTEAL AND EXTRA GUN DAMAGE AND A SHIELD THAT DEALS LOTS OF DAMAGE AND ALSO SILENCES AND ALSO A 3 THAT HAS NO CHARGE COOLDOWN AND AN INFINITE VERTICAL HITBOX AND IT CAN'T JUST DEAL DAMAGE IT ALSO HAS TO GIVE EXTRA SPIRIT AND LICH'S ULT BUT MY SPECIAL OC CAN'T BE PUNISHED FOR BRAINLESSLY VOMITING THAT ULT INTO TEAM FIGHTS SO IT NEEDS TO LINGER FOR 9 YEARS ON A CHARACTER AND ALSO ONE SHOT CREEPS JUST TO GET THE FULL FUCK YOU EXPERIENCE>UHHHH APOLLO NEEDS INFINITE VERTICAL RANGE AND IT ALSO RESTORES STAMINA AND DEALS A FUCKTON ALSO HE NEEDS A STUN(also a dash) AND HIS STRONGEST ATTACK IS ALSO HIS EASIEST TO LAND AND IT LETS HIM DASH THREE TIMES AND IT HEALS HIM. Just focus him while he's charging it HA HA FUCK YOU 60% BULLET RESIST ALSO GIVE HIM A TEAMFIGHT ULT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO MISS ALSO IT DASHES GIVE HIM MORE DASHES GIVE HIM ALL THE DASHES
>>733690242@Grok remove the scribbles
>>733699248just play street brawl, its like eating popcorn people almost never mald and if they do it's for like 1 minutes before thr match ends.
>>733699864wow she's suddenly attractive
>>733699916>>733699864Kek triggered snowflakes, literally the same as the>omg I like le fixed the design so now she is blackyou whine about
>>733690242I like tattoos but these look like shit
>>733691041https://gamebanana.com/mods/655413
>>733699864Now tell @grok to add a tramp stamp.
>>733699864Would lick
Sex with Silver
>>733700965Describe it.
>>733701105Lots of biting and wrestling for dominance.
>>733701469>biting and wrestlingNo. Bad girl.
>>733698986The whitr Calico looks like shitnigger Celeste looks kinda hot, but I'm biased because I find black cosplayers attractive
>>733696396>AWOOOGA HORSE PUSSY????Exactly, I love horse pussy.
>>733688690so is she supposed to be an actual unicorn but shapeshifted into a person or is she just a person with a horn
>>733696396>>733702060>humanoid with minor horse feature>lmao horse pussy!you are all secondaries to me...
>>733702210Actual unicorn
>>733688690>heroslop>thirdpersonshooterslop>mobaslop>multiplayeronlyslop>esportsslopPlease blow it out of your ass, fuck off, and then die.
>>733690242They do not make her hotter, they make her skankier. You don't know the difference because you are a lil zoomerito who was raising by a single mother skank without a father
>>733702335Welcome to the thread
>>733702210Shes just fucking MLP OC
>>733700074The difference is that a lack of tattoos is objectively good while niggers are objectively degeneracy and Enshittification
>>733702247>clop>not using ponerpics/twibooru/derpibooruAnon why are you gay?
>>733702335I forgot>foidslop>feminismslop>tr00nslop>wokeslop
>>733690242I dunno about hotter but they make her a bit more distinctive
>>733698986Wraith was originally white
So, I like skinny girls. This patch, they added 3 girls who are skinny, but a different kind of skinny for each.Graves is skinny because she's a teenager, and kinda morbid. Which is hot.Silver is skinny because she doesn't take care of herself at all and is actually kinda frail in human form. Which is hot.Celeste is skinny because she's an acrobat, and constantly twisting around and making cute (but also lewd at the same time) poses. Which is really fucking hot.In short, muh dick. Well. In long, actually.Anyway, I know all the fanart and mods will make them thicc as everyone else, but thats just the eay of things nowadays. I can appreciate the in-game models.
>>733702424>objectively>objectivelySo why can you only say shit like this behind the veil of anonymity like a little bitch? If it were objectively true, surely enough people would exist that there wouldn't be any backlash.
>>733691041brother, no offense, but that's so fucking plain she could pass as a wow npc.
>>733690015I'm happy I usually play a "slow the fuck down" Graves (so Point Blank + Tesla with Mystic Slow + Slowing Bullets) with Stam Mastery, which completely fucks her playstyle but she shouldn't be as tanky as she is with her upgraded shield.
>>733689278old habbit
>>733697363I once had that combo on Vyper. The only thing that can be more broken is a GunGinnis with Infinite Ammo.
concordlike
>>733698715>whiles still being sexually attractive with a lewd faceDoesn't she literally have Belle Delphine's face?
>>733703013I think you might just be autistic.
>>733702710I don't bother with shitty accounts. I say this shit in real life though, all the time.
>>733702683Based. Love Grave's lankiness. You can probably see the outline of her ribs on her pale skin.Love Silver's small titties and slender body. Makes her look so much more pretty than just falling for the muscle mommy dogshit.Love Celeste's lithe flexible body. Remember seeing a pole dancer with that type and it was hot as fuck.I just wish we got some nice T&A next.
jerking Celeste's horn
Horsecock coded.
>>733690242tatoos are absolutely fucking disgusting and it makes me horny as fuck
>>733690015>Celeste>tankyWhat the fuck? I really haven't played much since she was added so I haven't encountered her, but this just seems innately wrong to me. Based on her description, I assumed she'd be some sort of hyper-mobile disruptor, sort of like Pocket but with more innate movement abilities. Nothing about this character's design or descriptors on the CSS suggest she should be tanky, lol.
>>733696869That's Soraka. Global range healbot. Really cute. Throws banana shaped projeciles at enemies.
>>733690242The tattoos give her more character and that's good
>>733691347Stomp dynamo
>>733703013If belle didnt do the braindead bonerkiller ahageo expression id totally rape her mouth.
>>733697414>>733697645Anessixbros....? Our thoughts?
>>733702683Healthy adult women are by default skinny, you stupid amerilard.
>>733704096>[pepe.jpg]>[horrible dogshit post]
>>733690242>Every fucking thread someone complains about thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tattooed_lady
>>733702710Not everyone is a bitchstacked flatfooted little nerd faggot who got stuff into lockers by the backup 2nd baseman who banged all the girls you wished you could while you sniveled about "sportsball" like an eternally prepubescent little zoomerito faggot. I have unironically, as opposed to ironically, been toe to toe in the ring with what is surely at least 85th percentile blacks in "general life" (actual job, no criminal record, no baby mommas) and, despite being the absolute n00best of amateur boxing, 95th percentile for Having Hands. So believe me when I tell you the AVERAGE nig is a rock bottom retarded chimpanzee that only kind of looks tough when he can sucker punch untrained steezes like you, and snatching the metaphorical soul straight out of his chest would be as simple as a slip-2-3. And Deadlock is shitleftist woke dogshit, just like Gabe The Grifter
>>733701469>>733701636This is why I come to these threads. I've never played the game
>>733690242>The tattoos make her hotter and you're literally a gay virgin if you think otherwise
>>733704485You should try it. It's fun
>>733701636
>>733704458Interesting. I still hate it visually, but interesting.
>>733688690I can't. I just really hate the player base and street braw didn't hold may attention for too long.
>The incel, lacking in value to society and social status seeks to climb up the social ladder through means off putting others down in order to feel he is higher up in the social hierarchy that he currently is>to this end he makes up social markers that he claims denotes a lower social value, such as tattoos, beards etc. As long as he percieves there to be someone lower than him on the totem pole, he is at least, not on the bottom. Though this does little to improve his lot in life and his social situationImagine it as a nature documentary narrated by david attenborough if you will
>>733704676Fuck off, Gabe. No one has ever had fun in an online online multiplayer only hero shooter and you should have a heart attack from your fat and die
>>733704930>this triggered over people thinking toilet scribbles are ugly
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>733688690No. Valve fucked up. I will never play your probably good game. Fuck you Valve, suck my peenus weenus
>enemy starts stealing our soul orbs>start shooting the orbs the moment they appear with my fully automatic weapon>enemy still steals it with 1 shotWHAT THE FUCK
>>733697213it was gookbait since the start anon
>>733698986>REMINDER>FOCUS ON TROONS FOCUS ON TRANNIES DON'T FORGET ABOUT THEM THEY EXIST THEY EXIST THEY EXIST
>tranny shit out of nowhereDONE.
>Twilight Sparkle deletes opponents in one combo>Valve: Hmmm, better nerf Apollo...
Another match in shitter elo where im doing 140k damage but the next highest is 30k. I manage to carry the game on for literally 50 minutes but I cannot get a single engage from my team and im left to just get a solo pick here or there. My abrams runs from every fucking fight and the rem doesnt know how to use tag to heal. I had a fucking Haze who thought she was fucking batman and would stalk people then jump them only to get raped. I dont know how people play this trash and dont have a mental breakdown. In the last five games i've managed so secure enough space for our team to run the urn but they never do, and the enemy gets to run it for FREE. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT NO ONE EVER BUYS KNOCKDOWN FOR VINDICTA OR THE INDIAN MAN WHO SOLD MANHATTEN FOR 50 BEADS AND HES HERE TO MAKE ME SUFFER.
>>733706056Fuck Apollo too
>>733706056holiday can TOD you too little bro. Infact alot of characters can.
>>733700519What did hue mean by this?
>>733706070Browns getting internet ruined online gaming forever
what's icefraud's history with Phantom Lancer?does he have some sort of horn fetish?
>play deadlock>ok>go on steam>search for deadlock>not released>ok
>>733706229Filtered
>>733688690But I am playing Deadlock!against bots because I take criticism very poorly and live on the 5th floor
>>733705882>Being this triggered about your butthurt over tattoos being laughed at
>>733688690>moba slopyea nah I want to fun and not play a skinnerbox designed to trap you.
>>733688690no. can't walk and talk, too dumb. put all my points into reflexes, reactions and fine motor control not critical thinking skills.
>>733706302Same, I'm having fun.
>>733703890She has a shield that silences when broken
>>733706229You know the only reason the game is playable for the rest of us at all is because uncle dane is retarded and streamed it on discord to some of his buttbuddys who leaked after the fact? The game was supposed to be hidden for years infact. If you haven't gotten an invite from someone you know (aka friendless) then you can try friending a bot to give you an invite.
i love this little shit like you wouldn't believedef my favorite hero so far, got i love making the other team miserable
>play once a week>get humiliated every time and my eyes hurt after one matchI really wish I could like this game as I used to love Dota and TF2 but holy fuck it is such an eyesore when you actually play it and there is literally zero downtime to anything
>>733702923I once got range and seraphim wings on kelvin and solo kept the entire enemy team pushed in to walker for 9 minutes. I dealt like 70k damage that game, nobody could touch me and no creep wave could pass
>>733697267I think Trapper kinda got folded into Graves honestly. Though Venator traps also is kinda this playstyle, especially if you run the melee build so you can do proper back alley ambushes
>>733688690More like play with my cock lol
>deadlock is wok-
>>733704676I don't play multiplayer anymore. I like it when I can finish a game and move on to something new, instead of just endlessly repeating the same loop. But I'll keep an eye out for the memes and porn all the same
>>733707458I can understand that, especially since these kinds of games do run the risk of ending up like this poor fuck's >>733706070
>>733707085The zero downtime sucks and the game simply isn't good enough at giving you the required information turning it into a normie comms slop where you do better the better you are at talking.
>>733707446>mods are bas-
>>733707650I am that person, desu im having fun but it feels like every few matches I get turbo balanced into an absolute shitter team, every so often ill get balanced into a match where someone leaves right at the start as well before the match has even begun and apparently that counts against me for rank? I guess it doesnt matter as much as I think because I will still just lock the fuck in and win some 5 v 6's later in the game when someone becomes a little pissbaby and leaves. Ironically I will also stomp some lanes so hard that my opponent will leave the game lol. I think it balances out pretty well because i'm just a monster and i've got around a 70% winrate so i'm climbing fast. It would probably be higher if it werent for all the obviously incompetent on my team and all the leavers.
>>733688690all the character designs in this game look like something a tumblr lesbian shat out
>>733698986what if the tatoos were white for better contrast?
>>733707650I got enough of that back in LoL while climbing to plat. Never again, fuck that. Hell is being forced to play competitive games that never end with shitters and idiots
>>733698986REMINDER THERES PEOPLE AND THEY SAID THIS PLS TRUST ME AND DONT FORGET TO GET MAD :)
Ahh yes Celeste, do not confuse with Celestia XD
i don't think this game is worth playing until they fix the matchmaking, having games filled with brand new players that just get stomped and feed hard when matches still take 30+ minutes is completely miserable. every time you queue up for a game there's a large chance it will just be an unfun stomp either way
Laning phase is too stressful. Every time with the hyper aggressive players that are just miles better
>>733706070You have the wrong mindset.You must become ghoul.
>>733697192Fucking mental flashbang music
>>733698986In /dlg/ there's literally some faggot complaining about Silver's current design being too attractive. There's just no winning with these people.
>>733707735>normie comms slop where you do better the better you are at talking.Actually true, in Dota people do not even talk even at high ranks from what I have seen simply because the game is clear enough there is no need to outside of pings, and here in Deadlock it feels like game are won based on which team has more people with normal comms
>>733688690Why would you SA the unicorn?
>>733710131Haven't played for half a year but Instead of decaying my MMR went up (archon->oracle) and I'm getting my ass reamed I keep winning though because good matchmaking and so I'll be ascendant by tomorrow
So is this game an easier / friendlier 3D Moba or just their version of a 3D moba?
>>733712092There is a babby mode for babies and a sweaty moba mode for tryhards
>>733707994I wish one of these games would introduce individual scoring, so a player who fulfills their role correctly (or just plays well within their means) would get bonus points. Maybe split it 50/50 between team performance and individual performance, so if your team loses but you ace it, your rank remains unchanged. Or, on the other side of the spectrum, if your team wins but you sucked major balls, your rank also remains unchanged, because fuck you
>>733712179That's cool, so I assume the baby mode feels like a hero shooter, I'm too dumb and lazy to lab and plan items and such, will give that mode a try when it releases for everyone.
>>733707446You gonna share? Where do people post these?
>>733691041>>733699864>>733700519>These actually look way betterSkanksisters... I'm not sure if I can go on...
>>733712342Nobody plans anything. Just buy the same items every game. Then if they have healer/tank buy antiheal or if they have gunbuild build disarm. Items is just mostly pointless busywork and illusion of depth.
>>733688690>>733690242>make a bi-corn but call it a unicornSubversive but in the dumbest of ways.
>>733712092It's dota autism multiplied by team fortress autism, this is literally the most difficult multiplayer game i ever played.
>>733691041Looks kinda boring now, give her some fishnets or something.
rocket jumper character when?
>>733700074rated in miles, not bodies, at this point ^:)
>>733689278what's a brony
>>733712920MLP Friendship is Magic diehard fans
>>733711992I'm literally only in arcanist but laning phase is stressful and hellish because of how much aggression the other team puts out. Like immediate fucking dives because they know they can get away with it.A lot of my problem is likely thanks to the fact that I play Geist, so my health often ends up low just from my ability usage, which then signals to them that they should try to kill me as fast as possible.
Why do so many anons insist on removing the "degenerate" tattoos of a literal carnie? Is it the result of latent white-trash genetics that cause you to marry a stripper and try to turn her into a housewife?
>>733713143jews hate tattoos and christcucks are psuedojews
>>733688690Her animations alone make her sexo incarnate.
>>733713442>Valve add bonus animations to her post-release, like the cartwheel mantle, because she's obviously dev's pet>meanwhile SinclairDon't get me wrong, I love Celeste, but I really do wish some of the older heroes still stuck with low quality, unfinished or placeholder models got some love. Even some if the new heroes too, Silver shares animations with Seven even though she just came out
Personally I'm waiting for the full release, because at that time there will be a lot of other new players and I won't get immediately steam rolled>You could practice nowYou're underestimating just how bad I am at the game
Will Valve release coomer outfits once the game is out?
>>733698192How could you be so racist?
>>733713807>but I really do wish some of the older heroes still stuck with low quality, unfinished or placeholder models got some love.Me too. I was disappointed that Old Gods New Blood didn't feature any updated hero models.
>>733688690send me an invite
>>733714578I don't knowThey haven't done that yet in a game
>>733691258God I wish I could play her good but I just can't aimit's the Ivy mines forever for me
>>733688690>another game wher I go 20/0 as Hollidayshame she's a slut
>>733701105I've written like ~10k words describing itI'm still yet to finish it with a nice little ending scene, but here's some werewolf pussy if that tides you overhttps://rentry.co/qcmzh4n2
>>733705870It's not a hero shooter however
>Don't you fools get it? I am the Patron you should worry about angering
>>733698986
>>733715495>Oh, I've come this far, I might as well kill them all I suppose...Doorman's fucking brutal
>>733715495
A marathon and highguard thread died for this.
>>733713265>defending shit ugly tattoos that will look even more shit ugly in 20 years when your skin wrinkles and sags Do pagantards really?
>>733693463Only good post ITT
>>733715565>>733715662He's the whole reason I've kept playing, I've never seen a character so fun to just fuck with people>mfw vortex web midboss while their team is fighting him, then use that to cart them into a door leading to Narnia, all while the chat tells me to fucking kill myself as I steal rejuv
>>733712257People would abuse the system once they understand how performance is scored. Buy a ton of wards, even if they're useless = high vision score.Keep farming instead of helping your team defend the base = high CS score.Keep running around the map to collect tower assists even if your teammates didn't need any help = high objective score.How many games you win and lose (over a long period of time, 100+ games) is the only fair metric.
>>733715408Sauce on the pic?
>>733716147ELO doesn't work for anything but a 1v1 environment. Otherwise the sheer mathematical noise of 11 other players means that to place everyone accurately you need a fundamentally unreasonable amount of games from every player on the team to even place them accurately in order to have a single fair match.With hundreds more games to adjust after each one. Its just not possible.
>Enemy team has Abrams, Rem, Lash, Infernusok I guess we're just never doing mid boss this game
>>733712257>so a player who fulfills their role correctly (or just plays well within their means) would get bonus points.Impossible to do this properly.If Billy for instance is doing fine in lane but then he has to initiate/brawl into another lane who went 9/0 he's going to melt in every fight and look like he was fucking useless even if he did everything he could
>>733688690my cope is they'll add dota 2-style cosmetics later that make her look less trashy
>>733696802>it's just like X + Y if you add Z and change W to VDo people still fall for this?
>>733717179Noise averages out a lot faster than you think.
>>733706549uncle dane is like eve in the bible in that if he didnt fuck up none of us would be here, it was a necessary fuckup
>do good as silver>get 2 favela monkeys feeding on respawnYeah I'm hardstuck at archon but why do I keep getting people that just installed the game
>>733688690Where was all this kink splooging and free discourse when REM came out? B/
>>733693463We love you too, bro.
>>733717874Rem is vore coded
>>733690519Yeah this is the worst part of the game. You can be on an absolute shit smear of a team that has fed the enemy 3 urns, be down 60k farm and 20 kills, know there is no chance at victory, and still just have to sit it out and get smacked in every teamfight for 20 more minutes.
>>733717987No, REM is a hypno boy.
>>733717987
>>733718365He is though
>>733718512No, he isn’t. He’s a hypnofur with a pocketwatch and a candle who makes you fall asleep. You’re off your nut.
How do I make laning phase less stressful?
Balanced
>>733718714He eats you in your sleep
>>733718887balanced around someone walking blindly into your damage amplification trap and using all your abilities? yes.
>>733718887lucky guy didn't get parried and stunned for an hour after that heavy melee
>>733718887>facechecking veil on MinaDeserved
>>733696482>Riot fucking sucks at making interesting charactersENTER
>>733688690No not playing this shitty genre where you hit like a wet noodle, abilities also deal shit damage despite long cooldowns and need to "earn" the right to deal damage after grinding for half an hour.
>>733719156She does not look like that
>>733698715I don’t know why people are so disingenuous about Celeste being a comic relief character with negative sex appeal. Geist sure, Paige yup, but these are all designs straight from tumblr especially the faces. Apollos lesbian face was toned down on release too. This isn’t a game that’s going to give fanservice it’s chiefly to court Valve fans who are overwhelmingly suicidal white faggots
>face a team with nothing but spirit damage>get all spirit resist items as victorIs there a better feeling? Knowing there is literally nothing they can do?
buy an and, shill
>>733718845get sustain items, monster rounds, and sit back and kill minions
>>733690242She's hottest like this.
>>733718887>blindly running in on a Venator holdoutDeserved
>>733719156She'd be better if:>She wasn't locked to that stupid magic pillory.>Her personality wasn't just Jinx 2.0 because Jinx 1.0 has become Riot's designated sadgirl.
>>733696482They either get a hit or miss
>>733712092Normal Deadlock is if Valve made Dota 3 inspired by GunZ: The Duel, probably one of the deepest multiplayer games availableStreet Brawl is hyper-Overwatch with a little TF2 inspiration due to random building of your stats
I haven't been this addicted to a game since 2016 overwatchGet the fuck in on this shit NOW dont get left behind
>>733688690>deathballhyperfarmlocknah
>>733712646That's kind of already Viscous and to a lesser extent Lash
>>733719034this is the kinda players i get in my games
>>733719034You can't parry while stunned.
>>733697192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5d77DQHOI
>>733721859>>733719034Venator's shotgun stun with upgrades guarantees a heavy melee you fools, that's what enabled the entire melee build for the character.
>>733688690I already play every day though
>>733721975yes that's exactly why i was saying "this is the kinda players i get" beacause they are complete retardsjust like you apparently
>>733722161>yes that's exactly why i was sayinguhuh sure thing bro
>>733720678>sit back and kill minionsSit back and kill minions? Do you not understand how aggro these other players are?
>>733722320Yes, take cover from players and shoot minions.If they're running around trying to fight you while you while you shoot minions, the lane will push and eventually they'll be getting attacked by the minions
Rem is pretty fun. People complain that I don't got Healing Tempo, but I think you get better value with Heroic Aura and Boundless Spirit.
she's missing mlp references in her voicelines
>>733693463Yep, it's a trvke
>>733703890She has a huge shield on a fairly short cooldown that punishes you for breaking it
>>733722650Upstairs by the guardian, or downstairs behind the pillars?
>>733690242>"ERM REAL WOMEN ARE TRASHY, KID!"Congrats on settling.
>>733722885you dont get more value out of heroic aura vs healing tempo, dunno where boundless spirit comes into the comparison
>brand new player>play some bot matches, learn a few chars>hop onto matchmaking>wow everyone is so good>go 1/15 and lose >repeat x5>look up how to check match ranks>archon 2why
>>733722885tempo lets you silently crash the entire wave across the map in record time, it's not for fights/pushing with the wave like heroic.
i need one of those shops of celeste where someone removes her tattoos and gives her a family and the caption says "what could have been"
>>733690242Preach brother. Fuck the prudes.
>>733724168not him but what do you mean healing tempo lets you silently crash the wave? a healing item? what is it doing in this context
>>733696396seraphine is a very very obvious capitalizing on kpop trends, celeste has soul and intention behind her design other than cosplay
I can't because it is not out yet
>>733724057The rankings system seems weird right now. I was oracle last year, came back and have won 15/18 matches, and im only acolyte 1. Idk
>>733698986I actually think Celeste looks hotter as a black woman.
>>733724260helpers will constantly heal the lane creeps so you're proc'ing tempo on them from a mile away and pushing the lane even harder than you already would be
>>733691347i can tell you because they are the only kinds of characters i play in any mobamainly:-paige, whole kit-dynamo, focusing on stomp-celeste, mainly her 3 and ult-rem, focusing on pillow and ultkinda close but not really:-sinclair is kinda like this with his magic bolt doing more damage the longer it travels but he's just too demanding to be worth it imo-talon focusing on spirit 1 is a bit like this but requires some aim, the hitbox is forgiving though-and wraiths card and ult into upclose ez mode spray is kind of a caster style
>>733724437ah i see
So when is this going to be open to everyone? more than a year has passed right? I know everyone who wants to play probs got an invite already but I don't have no friends.
>>733706135>decisions made on the modder's own personal sexual proclivitiesdid anyone ever inform these people you don't HAVE to download every mod you see
>>733700519>>733706135These comments are why I'm detached from modern gaming. I'm not playing this slop if I have to share a space with these faggots. Back to my PS2 I go.
>>733724961Snowflake meltyImagine letting retards on the internet live rent free in your head lmao.
>>733688690>Have infinite money to be able to do whatever you want>Make a game with mostly burly men>Eventually add a shota hero tooWhat did valve mean by this?
>apollo on enemy team>deals infinite damage and is literally unkillable>apollo on my team>0 damage 15 deathsJust delete this nigger character and start over
Why do they try to pretend Pocket isn't a guy?
>>733725321He's dead, the frog is control and the frog is gay
i wish i could get into to it but it's just my type of game
this genre is the epitome of anti-funhave no clue how you fucks enjoy it
>>733724858still another year off, there are sections of the map and hero models that are almost finished but then there's 1/3rd of the map and characters that are greyboxes and prototype models with recycled animations
>>733724540>-sinclair is kinda like this with his magic bolt doing more damage the longer it travels but he's just too demanding to be worth it imoOnce Sinclair clicks no other caster comes close to how fun he is. Paige is a fucking snorefest in comparison. Hurr just aim all your massive blob aoes at the brool blob, job done.With Sinclair I'm sniping cunts with bolts around corners. I'm leading retards on wild goose chases with double assistant swaps. I'm going echo shard on bunnies and disabling groups for 6+ seconds Also every ult, thats my ult now. There's almost always at least 1 good ult to reliably steal and most of the time my item build is better for it than the enemies. Maybe doorman can compete in caster shenanigans, but Sinclair is worth it for the caster experience. Really hope I don't hate his real model and voicelines whenever he gets them
>>733725067>P- P- Please play my slop or you're a s- snowflakeDoesn't work when you actively censor dissenting opinions.
Can't believe Valve added turned this game into Fortnite by adding Hatsune Miku
>>733726667>Doesn't work when you actively censor dissenting opinions.Deadlock is the only game you can openly say slurs though?Any other game you get instant perma banned.
>>733723658This dumbass doesn't know what carnies are like
>>733726749The future looks grim
>>733726667Valve is the only major gaming company that lets you be an asshole in chat at all. Where the fuck have you been? People have been dropping nbombs in dota and tf2 for over a decade
>>733726791I meant in a general sense. I'm still not playing your live service gay slop.>>733727029And it'll probably change soon. Then you'll be in the same place I am.
>>733727142Delusional niggertranny
>>733727142>I meant in a general sense????What the fuck is in a general sense? Are you retarded?I guess people just can't admit they're wrong anymore and will just spew schizo babble.
>>733688690wait a secondis she voiced by d.va's va?
>>733727381every thread i see some new theory on who celeste's VA is
So do we think, in DOTA terms, Graves is a 4? or a pushing 2 like Leshrac?
>>733689553Indeed we canhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/655413
>>733727662Flex hero like windrunner
>>733697192>creating a tombstone in the baroness
>>733727305I meant that this is commonplace in most modern games and by extension most online games today. There's a lot of things you can't say for fear of getting banned. I stopped caring after awhile and became detached from it.>I guess people just can't admit they're wrong anymore and will just spew schizo babble.Why would I admit defeat on the internet out of all places? I'll admit defeat in person before I ever admit I'm wrong (which I'm not) to people on the internet.>>733727243pic rel
>>733728083>you can't say slurs in this game boohoo>actually you can>well uhh in most games you can't so I'm right ???Are you retarded?
>>733724168Minion base buff scales off spirit, and then you just heroic aura to surge push. And I just find Divine Barrier more useful for team fights. Tag Along is percentage based so you arten't getting much value from Healing Tempo, and you get harder hitting pillows. For me, it's a good trade off.
Hey I'm new and retarded. Does knockdown work for people on the ground or just people in the air? I just want to bonk people
>>733726791>Deadlock is the only game you can openly say slurs though?any valve game does it
>>733728426It stuns for a much shorter length of time if they aren't in the airStill worth it a lot of the time
>open guide>Recommended item: reduced cooldown>Suggested ability: ultimate>close guide
>>733728426almost always a great item for "support", no real downsight really
>play 3 matches every day>lose 2 maybe 3 of them every timei don't know how much longer i can tolerate this
>>733728717>>733728631Thanks bros
>>733728185I haven't changed my point one bit. You've been misunderstanding it. That's not my fault. Go read my posts in order.
>>733728234Just to further back my claims, you can see the raw data. Both items give a relatively the same flat burst heal, that applies one time on the first target. 2.5% isn't that big of a difference.As for the regeneration:Healing Tempo:>486 hp per durationBoundless Spirit:>564 hp per durationIn not a lot of scenarios will that flat 2.5% difference make or break a match.I just don't see the benefit of going Healing Tempo to make Rem Troopers stronger at the cost of making yourself weaker when your goal is just to out macro the other team.
123 New York ghoul 1000 - Seven rain all day deadlock all night pma Mode:RTZ Prime- SWAP COMMENDS (muted)
>>733729001>That's not my faultYou clearly implied the game censored youIt doesn'tStop being a faggot retard and admit defeat.
>>733728709Based. The only thing more soulless than an ult build is a gun build.
>>733728234This little thing is really cute. What's its name so I can look it up on e6?
>>733689873nothing, she's a jersey bimbo that's been co-opted by trannies because they think they have intellectual property rights on blue and pink
>>733729598Goatse
>>733729598Rem
>>733729678>co-opted by tranniesI don't know what's worse, the troons doing it or the closeted troons agreeing with them.
>>733729336>Stop being a faggot retard and admit defeat.Huh? What defeat?
>Rem easily shitstomps and snowballs >Player acts good and says Rem is balancedlmaaaaaaaao
>>733724858Just post your steamid in the thread asking for an invite, im sure someone will send one to you. They aren't rare commodities.
>>733729598Rem, but he's a literal child so I don't think e6 allows pics of him.
>>733729913ideological purity spiral at its worst. a woman is not allowed to be a woman if they have these colors on their person because the colors in combo represent the ideology in the public, and therefore pointing it out is a show of loyalty and group alignment. just the act of saying "trans flag colors" signals to others that you're an ally. whether you're right or wrong is irrelevant to the social ritual.
>>733729598rem is a literal (sleep paralysis demon) childkill yourself
>>733729973These da feet.
>>733688690Is this shit fun?
>>733731306>wolf ears>one wolf hand>tailShe should have paws desu
>>733731424I think it's pretty funIt's a neat mix of needing to think about moba map control while also having good movement that feels nice to doThey have a pretty good variety of characters so far, and it's mostly avoided the hero shooter problem of healers being overpowered cancerous niggers
>want to say something in in-game chat>realise it isn't in character of who i'm playing as>don't say it
>>733731842based
>>733731842That's why you play either Seven or DoormanEverything fits with them
>>733690242I like them too but these people are retarded
>>733688690>Play Deadlockis this image supposed to convince me to or?
>>733731820>and it's mostly avoided the hero shooter problem of healers being overpowered cancerous niggersI mean we genuinely do not have healersSome have healing but it's nothing like OW or any other hero shooters
>>733731424despite being an icefraud game, it's the most fun I've had in a competitive game since first two seasons of overwatchzipping around at mach fuck once you have movement down feels amazing>>733731820>mostly avoided the healer shooter problem of healers being overpoweredtbf that's mostly because they've tied strong, direct healing strictly to items, which is a good thing: "anyone can be a support if you try hard enough"
>>733690242You're brown.
>>733732001>From the producer of "Actually Women Are Hotter When She's More Covered"
>>733690015>absurdly tankyshe has negative resistances by default
>>733696396>HORSE PUSSY????Horse COCK more like
>>733732092And that's a good thing
>>733732119>t.retarded homosexual
>>733732092Can you elaborate? Do you mean that there's no healing gun like the medic's?
>>733691347GT
>>733697267where the FUCK is he?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0DTJW0bMZA&t=23s
>>733689591>>733692235>>733702507
>>733732304see >>733732110there's technically healing beam, but it's cooldown based and also functions as a way to move teammates out of harm while healing them. it's also an item so anyone can buy it
>>733732304CorrectThere are like four characters you can vaguely put in the "healer" roleOne has a tether that gives very minor life stealOne One has the most piss poor aoe heal ever conceived by manOne hops around onto other teammates to give them a little healOne gives a shieldAll of them just have normal ass guns
>>733732304Pretty muchThere are characters like Rem which have a heal but it's on a lenghty cooldownOther heroes with similar healing abilities also either have long cooldowns if they heal quite a bit or do not heal muchTo be fair there are two items which will give any character with decent gun damage or spirit damage a lot of sustain but those also have a cooldown
>>733702335>multiplayeronlyslopall valve games offer dedicated serversgo play factorio if you want to engage your tism alone
>>733732461imaginary chart
>>733731953Rem would say this.
>>733722650Took your advice. Laning phase is still hell
>>733702710>say shit like this behind the veil of anonymity like a little bitchTrue! What kind of loser would use an anonymous website?The whole point of freedom of speech is that minority opinions might be true. Mankind has a long history of silencing people who were objectively correct. Just look at the modern day where people religiously believe in some kind of environmental determinism that is obviously untrue. The evidence against it often gets censored and protested, but never debunked.>>733704930Tattoos are part of a fast life history strategy. Your and my feelings on the subject are irrelevant, that's just reality. You can be intelligent, agreeable, chaste, civilized and so on, and also have tattoos - but that'd be an anomaly in your character. The trend for people with tattoos is to be unintelligent, promiscuous, high risk-taking, prone to addiction, disagreeable, etc.Something I find remarkable about the 21st century is that these things need to be said. Is this stuff not intuitive to you? When I was a kid, everyone knew this. They didn't need a scientific study to tell them (although they have been done anyway).
>>733733014Until you get things figured out, immediately buy extra regen, stay in cover unless you're harassing or shooting orbs
>>733733162Fine, but my last two matches I had a Lash who dived me and tried to chase me endlessly before it even hit 2 minutes, the next match I had an Abrams stealing my farm. I won both matches but I shouldn't have.
>>733710861It's true that it's surprising that she's supposed to be "a hot mess" but she looks like a glam rock singer. She doesn't look like a mess at all. She shows no signs of being an alcoholic or upset with her life or anything. You can make an argument that's bad character design, even if you like her.>>733712569Anon, are your eyes okay?
>>733733383Anon she's frumpy as shit and dresses like a genderbent Dean Winchester
>>733732410Can't believe Paradox is hiding THESE curves under a coat
>>733717715>SpellslingerQRD?
>>733726791Gonna be a sad say when they start to censor text
How does one lane against Bebop
Why is there a black graves mod, a black celeste mod, but no white calico mod?
>>733689278they meant Celestia is the greatest
>>733733594'cause she's already a slave
>>733733593If he is just staring at you instead of shooting you, he is going to hook you.If he is standing on bridge, he is going to hook you.If he is jumping up and down repeatedly and not doing movement, he is going to hook you.If you don't see him and he isn't hurt, he is trying to flank you so he can hook you.If you get hooked, don't dash away until after he punches you, his punch will completely overwrite your momentum.If he is very low health, bait him into hooking you for a free kill, unless he is standing on his tower
>>733733594that would be racist
>>733713143A deep answer would be that she's a nice person and an actual unicorn, which are symbols of purity, while tattoos are literally symbols of impurity, so while Valve might be trying to be subversive people find it offensive. If anything, Vyper should be covered in tattoos.The actual answer is that something gross to look at is gross to look at and nobody cares what the in-universe explanation is. People were prepared to mock this game for having a fat chick in it even though that character fit the setting, being an opera singer. No one cares that a developer (or writer or artist or whatever) is capable of coming up with an excuse for their gross character being in the game, they just don't want gross characters in the game.I've seen a lot of impartial artists react to the new heroes and hating on Celeste's design is pretty common, they just don't think the whole thing comes together in an aesthetic way. Probably because the jacket and tattoos were an afterthought Valve added because playtesters cried about being shit on by a pretty pink pony princess. There are Deadlock fans right now who want Celeste to be redesigned to look even darker and grosser because "Deadlock is an occult noir game and she doesn't fit."
>>733732764How is it imaginary?>>733733495She dresses like a bounty hunter. She looks like she's from an 80s action cartoon. It's not like she's covered in stains or wearing rags or something, she looks incredibly clean and well put together.
>>733690242Pure pump&dump material.
>tattoos are... LE BADok christcuck
>>733733976She's not a fucking hobo dude she has a job and an apartmentShe has a line about doing laundry for fuck's sake
Silver is my mom.
>>733730265I think they allow anything that doesn't look too human. I know that pandaren people post sometimes is on there, and she's clearly underaged>>733731149I was actually just joking, but then I got curious. Deadlock seems to have a lot of art
>>733698986Would.
Is the vampire girl, the psy of the game?
>ATF shutting downWait, where am I gonna have to go to get the loli Mina and Paige mods?
>>733733843Is it tattoos altogether, or specifically Celeste's "detention room desk graffiti" style tattoos? If, say, Yamato had a full kame-no-koh, would that also be bad?
>>733693463It's a retarded fetish and I fucking hate having it
>>733733383I worded it poorly, they made a Unicorn but with Bi-corn traits. Ergo they should staple another horn on and make her a bicorn, because that's what she is.You don't think of tatted up lewd ladies when you think of a Unicorn since that's the opposite of what Unicorns represent.
>doing fine in all the lanes>suddenly realize enemy mo and krill is 10k net worth above everyone else without doing anythingDid I miss something?
>>733734504Anon, you typically wouldn't call someone a hot mess unless they looked like a hot mess. And when people are alcoholics, druggies, stressed out, depressed, whatever, you can usually tell just by looking at them. Even if you want to feign ignorance (I'm expecting you to) and argue that people don't have to look like they have problems just because they do have problems, she's not a person she's a character and character design 101 says characters should wear these traits on their face.Deadlock itself follows these character design rules. Look at Apollo and Pocket. Are you going to look at their faces and outfits and go, "Nope! Can't tell anything about these people! They could be anybody. Are they perhaps fast food workers?"
>>733699864>>733690531Please dont be mean anon
>>733734709Yes, she's Korean.>>733735105Bad to who? I gave three different perspectives. Tattoos are tattoos, so if the angle is that Celeste shouldn't have tattoos because they don't fit her character, then those people would obviously be fine with, say, Vyper having tattoos - she's a gross whore. However, if you just don't want to look at tattoos because you find them gross, then you wouldn't want anyone to have them, because who wants to look at gross things? The artists who don't like Celeste's tattoos just don't think they fit Celeste's aesthetic, I'm not one of those people so I don't know if they'd think it suits her to have fewer or different tattoos.
>>733735670Maybe it's just that I do see the obvious Supernatural influence but yes I immediately clocked her as hunter probably with a drinking problem
>>733733976>She dresses like a bounty hunter.Yeah, she is one.
>>733736070She's a circus freak, the tattoos probably aren't even real.
>>733727829>spawn a tombstone in the baroness>sinclair steals doorman ult>1-shot anyone
>>733736246Playing on a plane of existence long forgotten by man
>>733733593Do not go past the bridge or you will get pulled into the tower and die, unless you have rapey long ranged characters you will have to wait for a rotate to get that tower. This the the same with mcginnis
>>733734564>game with a bunch of highly talented artists that are given significant creative freedom has lots of fanartobviously, it comes with the territoryrem literally acts like a toddler though.he likes candy, naps, and has verbal trains of thought that are indirectly insulting because of how naive they are because he's intellectually a 5 year old, so much so that he even asks if the paranormal CIA lady that invades dreams is his mom and comments on how people smell.there's no "clearly underage" here. being a weird crow thing does change that he *is* a child. maybe if you played the game instead of gooned to yiffshit, you'd be less shameless
>>733734564>she's
>>733727829You can also immediately fly out with magic carpet
>>733733843she's an early days coney island carneythey're sailor tattoos, and she's a pretty yet trashy new jersey girl with a "pole dancer with a heart of gold" backstory. they fit her character completely have you even met a modern carney in real life? they're all empoverished alcoholics that live in trailers. of course those types of people would get tattoos.
>>733697465I love him so much its Source 2.
>>733688690Alright, who do you recommend if you're a complete scrub?
What are some actual mods for deadlock that arent character mods
>>733736941Theres a few cheat overlays pretending to be UI improvement addons that track the cooldowns of whoever you want.
>>733736887Abams has always been a stable choice for a newcomer>>733732410More importantly, where the fuck is Rutger?
>>733737267haze>forgiving 3 stam>only 3 buttons: stealth and a sleep dagger, plus a big aoe ult. no additional fluff that's super important.>gun carry, will stay relevant the entire game, especially most people below oracle don't counterbuild into item CC unless they're getting super stomped and aren't coordinated enough to use any of it correctly
This is the average deadlock player.
>>733737815>play match>guy talks in chat with gay accent>say he sounds gay>he rages out and malds for the rest of the match, literally screaming at me the entire timekek
>>733737950Game recordings need to save voice chat
>>733697327I really like this image of vyper.
>>733736246The biggest brain to ever big brain>>733697192I can't utilise the slide and movment items because i move like an RE character on tank controls, it looks fucking pathetic
>>733735250>>733693463>It's a retarded fetishthis>art is universally terrible>all captions and manips are written by illiterates>specific character side is overwhelmingly dominated by kaa the snake and hypno the pokemon spam>video AIs aren't good at it yet, and pictoral AIs tend to be mid af>emcdb has been activity-dead for years>most women are terrible femdoms and usually either end up in one of "ooo ur a good boy" basin, degenerate into findom "hand me money lmao" or do boring meme humiliation trigger stuff, all of which are dumb>most women aren't into it and the ones that are, are mostly terrible femsubs who tend to end up using it as "she still blows you and lets you nut, except she does it with a slightly more bored expression and starfishes twice as hard" even with a "be more assertive and forward" template to work off of>other men in the fetish tend to either be cringey meatlards, or the biggest le tips fedora "bottom who's extremely bad at topping" types on earthThings are dire out there.
>>733724178She's better with tattoos and already has a family you feck. The sideshow.
>>733736461The pandaren's a she, yeah
>>733735670>you typically wouldn't call someone a hot mess unless they looked like a hot messThere are many ways to be considered a 'hot mess' rather than just looking like oneYou don't need to feign ignorance about that
>>733733516You have short cds and they reset on kills, meaning you are pretty much mauling people
>>733736631Anon, she's a literal unicorn.>>733739280>There are many ways to be considered a 'hot mess' rather than just looking like oneI already addressed that in my post. Try again.
You used to be able to do poggy skillful saves with Dynamo's 2 but now everything simply says "cannot use movement abilities" :)
>>733739539>Try again.Shan't, I accept your concessionShe doesn't have to be perfectly designed to your sensibilities
>>733699164Valve doesnt let girls win at everything in this game. Like paige has the best ass tits and thighs but shes covered up and frumpy. The whores show more cause they have less. >>733699248People like you are fucking retarded irl right? Why would you play vs bots in a pvp game.
>silver automatically wins the game if your team doesn't buy a bunch of items to counter her wolf she has in literally every interaction from lane onwards but she's balanced because if you have a coordinated group of sweats on mic to coordinate disarming hex into nuke she does nothing all gameat least with shiv they baked antiheal into a bunch of "do my job better passively" items so people would actually fucking buy them
>>733706608Rem got me back into the game, I'm trash at mobas but he's so easy to get value out of and fun. Makes the laning phase super easy, steals sinners with negative amounts of effort, and learning the tunnels has been a blast. Great little guy, maybe the best
>>733716484https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16622133Here sorry, went to sleep after posting
>>733690242Uh oh your really gonna rile up the anti tat tisms with that comment
>>733733319Lash is a dickhead in lane. Some characters are better than others at taking fights, you just have to accept as soon as you see who you're up against that they may or may not spend half the time trying to kill you and buy/play accordingly.
>>733740231She's fineYou buy an anvil for Seven and Vindicta and Talon and Celeste, you buy a disarming hex for Silver
>>733740231100% skill issue
>>733734867did someone say loli Mina? https://files.catbox.moe/xkg8uk.png
>>733736631>coney island carney>trashy new jersey girlConey Island is in New York.
>>733740971Anon...
I got into the game again recently and want to be a contrarian. What's a good hero to play that isn't a low tier but also isn't run in like every game? I was thinking of picking up Mirage, I never see that nigga.
>>733737815This is a particularly American phenomenon.Asian servers are completely silent outside of pings.EU servers have way too many fucking Russians.I don't get why NA is like this.
>>733740525if you buy anvil for these characters you turn their strongest move off entirely, if you disarm silver she still has another 10s of ult left, an ult she has every 30s instead of every 3 minutes even though both automatically wipe the enemy team without either countermeasures or getting the fuck out of the way>>733740561yeah, on the developers part because they made a character who is either crying baby or nuclear bomb entirely depending on what teamates you get randomly matched with. it doesn't matter how many times I say "hey we need to do X to stop the 11/3 silver" they just ignore me and then the game is over because even if I personally become the dog catcher I've wasted all my items and cooldowns to stop 1/6 characters on her team and people too stupid to counterbuy are also too stupid to win without me helping them
>>733741218USA is an israeli pawn, so they love gay jew shit over there
>>733741218I would've said the same thing because it's funnyt. eastern yuro (not gay)
>>733741218only "benefit" of na servers is that people regularly use comms there
>>733690242tattoos can be good but those look like shit
>>733741425Oh that example in the pic is definitely just some bants. But I mean actual faggy shit on a regular basis.
>>733741108Bwo, you know that literally proves my point right? "Coney Island is a neighborhood and entertainment area in the southwestern section of the New York City borough of Brooklyn."I'm in New York right now bwo.
You people are the same as the retards who kept telling me to play LeagueFuck MOBAs fuck hour long matches fuck having to memorize a million fucking heroes and their counters fuck """"toxic"""" playerbase i just want to shoot niggas and relax
>>733741171Sinclair or Doorman, they are fun and if you're good you are a menace.
>>733741289>you turn their strongest move off entirely,Not with Celeste, not even close>if you disarm silver she still has another 10s of ult leftYeah and she's lost the best 3 seconds of it where she's at (usually somewhat high health) and already in your faceNow she's low, hopefully resist shredded if you actually buy correctly against her (protip: she's deathly weak to shred which is already good against literally all heroes), and has to gamble on taking a dive with the latter half of her ult where it's all or nothing while your team is ideally around herJust take the L and buy the fucking hex, it's not like you can't also use it against other m1ggers
>>733737950Insulting peoples' voice usually worksYou never hear your own voice normally so most people are a little insecure about itOne of the oldest tricks in the book, probably as old as radio
>>733741610>Raised in a trashy spot in New Jersey>Moves to Coney Island for circus work because it's "a neighborhood and entertainment area" that's right next to New JerseyWhy are you like this
>>733741610New York City is literally right next to New Jersey you're talking like they're on different planets
>>733741828oops silver caught someone who doesn't know to do all this unaware and because she LITERALLY always has ult up she killed them before I could even begin to rotate, now she's got enough of a money lead on me it doesn't even matter if I counterbuy her or notthis isn't a fucking 1v1 fighting game where "just learn the matchup bro" is real advice
Wait a second, are the people whining about Apollo so much just basic bitch Haze/Wraith playing m1ggers upset that he can actually fight back against them and he's not a free kill if they catch him in jungle? His kit seems like it's designed to counter Haze in 1v1. I just shat all over a Haze in Archon (he didn't buy a single green item) and he started crying in allchat about Apollo being overpowered.
>>733741956anon they are different states
>>733741928>>Raised in a trashy spot in New JerseyCitation needed.>>733741956No, I'm just asking for clarification on if she's actually from Jersey, or is in fact from NY.
>>733741782Weirdly enough I have seen a Sinclair, but I haven't seen a single Doorman either because cardboard ELO. I might check him out but I'm too low IQ for the portals, I like his kit.
>>733742007Apollo is just an annoying faggot that played by retards when on your team and unkillable autists on the enemy team
>>733726383ya ill admit sinclair is cool but he's too hard for meand caster doorman doesnt exist, doorman's only viable build imo is gun doorman, which is honestly incredibly strong. just use lvl 3 cart for its stun utility but other than that, no need for spirit damage, his spirit damage even when maxed out with items is pitiful in late game.
>>733741994Oops the hero who's only really online early got online early fucking shocker, maybe you'll have to try and stymy her from building a further lead for her team and make it to late instead of collapsing>it doesn't even matter if I counterbuy her or not>this isn't a fucking 1v1 fighting game where "just learn the matchup bro" is real adviceCorrect, it's a 6v6 fighting game where "just learn the matchup bro" is the best advice to be more consistent and climbObviously there's going to be situations where games are out of your control, it's simply the nature of having 12 players in a game instead of 2. But saying it doesn't matter if you counterbuy is literally fucking herald tier, actual deliberate retardation. You don't face a Silver and not buy items to control her in the same way you don't face a Seven and not buy the anvil>waaahhhh but i have to spend a little extra buying a suppressor or a slowing hex too i dont wanna do that i just wanna buy the anvilllllDon't care deal with it
>>733742090>too low IQ for the portalsJust use them for escape at the start then, you can place the second one anytime you want if it's in range of the first. Also use slowing hex on people before you ult them, and I always rush a refresher to double ult people, it's maximum dickhead shit.
>>733742297>slowing hex before ultkek that's fucking annoying, alright I'm sold. I love characters I can be annoying and effective on even if I'm not actually that good.
>>733742036There are two New Jersey cities one bridge away from Manhattan
>>733742285>the best advice to be more consistent and climbwho gives a fuck about rank? especially now that they're dumping every new player getting into this because their streamer is playing it for a weekend gets dumped into archon? I care about enjoying the game, losing because a character who will never get nerfed because bro look at the night shift she gets shut down super easily keeps ending up 15-20k ahead of my team average because she can feast on morons with inpunity and I have to suffer for it>just buy items to counter literally their whole team bro you defintiely won't get statchecked by their carry that's been able to farm the whole game because you're too busy playing dog catcher to stop themit's bad design, they need to make wolf less retarded and also give this character literally anything else to do if she gets CC chained by coordinated players, because right now she's miserable to play at high level and makes it miserable to play at low level, nobody has any fun except gooning to her fanart instead of playing this stupid ass game
>>733742768>who gives a fuck about rank?Then what DO you give a fuck about? You just want to autowin every game with a Silver in it? That's never going to happen>losing because a character who will never get nerfed because bro look at the night shiftShe's literally a non-hero in your rank, her winrate was well below 50% last I looked. You are struggling against a shit hero and claiming she's the second coming of release Shiv. I think it's safe to call you another sufferer of Silver Derangement Syndrome>just buy items to counter literally their whole team bro >it's bad designSorry but your angry strawman doesn't represent the game. It's good design, you're just shit. The item system is both to pump your hero up and to help counter enemy heroes. It was that way in Dota (which is good) and it's that way here (which is good). Just stop playing a team game, you clearly can't handle it if things get out of control because you weren't personally there to tend to them.> and also give this character literally anything else to do if she gets CC chainedI agree. I think wolf form needs something like 25% status resist because she's too easily CC'd as it is.It's funny that you're mentioning that while also complaining about how you can't CC her for the best few seconds of her ult anyway, like that isn't the most important thing in an unco game because spoilers: if your team's uncoordinated, theirs probably is too. Even eternus games aren't coordinated
>>733688690That horn makes me feel like it's saying something. I don't know what.
>>733743145>if your team's uncoordinated, theirs probably is too.but not every character gets a 100% power boost against an uncoordinated team the way silver currently doeshttps://tracklock.gg/heroes-tier-listher win rate is 50% and climbing btw since she got gigabuffed by the recent changes and gets wolf in every interaction you ever have with her from 5 minutes onwards, and celeste is sitting at 47% despite being banned almost every single round in the last few night shifts because she's obviously broken
>>733743562I see a massive problem here, and it's not Silver
post more funny in-game chats
>>733743562I have yet to be a in a game where Silver hasn't become completely fucking worthless after like 15 minutes
>>733743779You should've seen the game I was just in
>>733743562>but not every character gets a 100% power boost against an uncoordinated team the way silver currently doesEvery hero gets better when the enemy team is flailing about like kites in the wind, Silver isn't unique in that regardTo reiterate, if your team is uncoordinated, their team probably is too. Thus, unless they are way ahead, if a Silver dives in wolf form she will probably be alone and vulnerable for at least a few seconds. If they are ahead and/or someone else is frontlining and railing your team so she can dive, then you have other problems and are going to have to work out other solutions>her win rate is 50%So she's a balanced hero and you're crying about nothing? Excellent, we're in accord>>733743762>post more funny in-game chats
>>733743912>silver isn't even good, her win rate is low>oh it's 50.x% and going up? that means she's perfectly balanced and all fine>*a week from now*oh silver has an above 50% winrate? winrates don't tell the whole story you know!yeah I'm done replying to you. the only reason why silvers winrate is only at 50% is because enough people turn her character off that she cant 1v6 your whole team but then the other 50% of the time your team doesn't do that and you lose, this is what I've been saying this whole time as you keep trying to pilpul me because you main this character or something
>>733717715>have a bad start>want a do over so try to end the game as fast as possible by feeding>some try hard asshole keeps playing and prolonging the gameFUCCKKK OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF, youre pathetic bro
>>733744073>yeah I'm done replying to you.Cool, thanks for the reply.>the only reason why silvers winrate is only at 50% is because enough people take the steps to counter and outplay herkek okayRoof doesn't fall on your head because walls hold it up, and other such nuggets of primordial wisdom>because you main this character or somethingIvyGOD here actually btwI'm just not shit and don't cry when I lose a game to a team which had a perfectly fine hero on it (that being Silver)
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>>733744378Celeste would say that
>>733744260>being a forfeitniggerGo back to lol, faggot. There are so many comeback mechanics and opportunities to turn the game around that everyone seems to ignore. You are not at the level that the enemy team will immediately starve and deny every resource to prevent you from doing these. If the enemy team is not competent enough to completely deny you resources and end the game in a timely manner, there is always a chance to win.
>play game back in summer of 2024, get a good 50 hours in and know the game decently but it's too sweaty for me so i drop it>friends suddenly message me around the latest update>cave and play with them>open profile>initiate 2Nigga they didn't even HAVE ranks when I played and I'm in the cardboard elo immediately? No calibration? How long is it gonna take to crawl out of here?
>>733718887Wow, you won a 1v1 using your ult and all your other abilities! Now contribute more to the teamfight with your one remaining stake.
>>733744602The gloat makes it better
>>733734867>ATF shutting downis this real life? what's going on I haven't gone there in a bit
>>733726383Honestly I hope Sinclair's model doesn't change. Two bickering ghosts taking turns driving a store mannequin dressed as a magician is cool enough on it's own
>>733744643Being fair he did also take a rejuv off them and bring it down to 6v5, and venator's m1 is still pretty good + he has antihealHe might have still been able to make a difference in the fight afterward
>>733744790viscous would love blackface
iceFRAUD will destroy this game like he did with dotards 7.0
>>733744635it won't take you any time at all.you're there forever!but the honest answer is to play brawl matches, because they count for elo, and every 7 wins is a rank up afaik.
>>733744987>brawl matches count for eloThere's no damn way that's true. I know it's a closed alpha so the ranks barely matter, but seriously?
>>733744872You know despite Dynamo being such a nice guy I bet he'd say that shit.
>>733744987No they don't
>>733745084Of course he would, he places value on sharing knowledge whether it's pleasant to hear or not.
>>733745050They're moving people around, but I went from Emissary 5 to Oracle 2 (9 ranks up), and I've only been playing brawl basically.That seems like a big elo recalculation if brawl matches really don't count for anything.Other people have said similar things elsewhere.
>>733743762I always read this in his voice.
>>733744672As I understand it, the owner's had enough of tardwrangling one particular shithead who was also threatening to blackmail all the staff if he wasn't handed full control of ATF- so enough's enough, shutting it down.
>>733745672She would do this
>>733745357KEK
>grey talon arrows and venator bolts don't pin enemies to wallsSoulless
>>733745790god damn it, reeeee, where the fuck are the Sims 4 mods going to go now
>>733744602>>733744647
>>733688690Yep, this ones going in my cringe compilation
thanks everyone for the funnies. The little speech box does so much for the comedic delivery compared to other game's chats being in the corner.
>>733746216Mina my chud queen.
>>733747047I've come around to her slowly, I kinda like her now
>>733745483I love how I can read this and it still feels on character for Doorman
>>733747047>>733747112>mina's ult isn't crushing your head with her stupid thick thighs
>>733726887Sure I do. I just don't spend my freetime fantasizing about them.
>>733744604you're just wasting everyone's time, i don't want to play anymore thats it, end of discussion. You are wasting 11 peoples time (not including your own as your time has no value or you would have just let it end and moved on)
>>733747843>You are wasting 11 peoples timeYes, YOU are
