If you were a pokemon trainer, what would your pre-battle phrase be?
>>733695029Standing near another group of trainers:>Ain't little girls just the cutest?
"My Buneary's ass is really sore!"
>>733695029>Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?
>>733695029"Hey there! If you lose, I'm going to rape you"*battle music
>"My uncle works at Nintendo!" >*throws out a pikablu*
>>733695029>One day I'll be an hero!>Interlude>Pridetrooper wants to fight you!
>>733695029>Nigga if you don't get the fuck out my face
what is even the point of /vp/ if pokefags keep spamming their crap here?
I rock. And roll. All day long.>Geodude>Phanpy>Miltank
>You are brown. Get out of my sight.
"I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"
>>733695029"Wh-huh?"
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
u raff u ruse
>implying I give a fuckAnd then my party is just six Electrodes with nothing but Self- Destruct
>>733695029>Am I talking to me?and then every mon only has confusion
pokemon but everytime you win they owe you sex
>>733697115>Kurokoo! I'm just a pidgey too!
Only the sailors know how to leave
>>733697115>full magikarp team>we taught him wrong... as a joke
This is not the Claude thread but it should be
>>733695029>Your face, your ass... What's the difference?
>>733697116>t. Alola nigger
>>733695029>Mhmm... Trainer, red hat, red jacket, named Red... Charizard gotta be
>>733695029Imagine if tendies had to pay a small amount of money for every trainer they want to battle
>Could you please go away I'm not interested in fighting.
>My Paras hasn't been the same ever since he evolved...
>>733698801Just need the Nutty Putty guy stuck in the downward tunnel.
>>733695029"Did you know some trainers will abandon a Pokemon if it faints even one time?">Team is made up entirely of electrodes with explosion, one has a focus band
>>733699783what does a focus band didgerido?
>>733695029>"I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!"
>>73369989610% chance to not faint from damage. Just a tiny little "fuck you".
>>733699914>"I worked 7 years at nintendo. Check out this Mew!"
I'd be one of those trainers that don't fight unless the player initiates the conversation, and just say>Don't talk to me.And after getting beat I would just say>Go away
>>733695029>I'm about to make you hate Shuckle
"I like squirtles"
>>733695029HELLO!!!! Would you like to talk about the Greatest RPG ever made Gothi 2?!
>>733700194Gothic 2
>>733695029"WHO FUCKIN FARTED"
This evolution stuff is really confusing!>Gallade and Ninjask
>>733697115>what do you get when you cross a Noctowl and an escape rope?
>>733695029gambler."A roll of the dice is all it takes to change a life!"all my pokemon have metronome onlywhen you beat me i will tutor your pokemon metronome repeatedly when talked to
>>733699798Spherical Pokemon are the best!>Wooloo>Electrode>Magneton>Blastoise>Glailie >SphealMy balls...I know Blastoise isn't a sphere, but I won't abandon my friend for something like that!
>You want a Pokemon battle? Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Cause now? I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.
>>733695029>if I beat you we're having sex.
>>733698893why does he look like that?
>>733698801FUCK OFF claudeniggers god damn it isnt it enough for you faggots to have your own general?!
>just so you know, the trainer you were trying to juke has much weaker pokemon than me
>>733695029Hi! I like skirts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
I HEARD YOU LIKE MUDKIPS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>733695029>My Onix is rock hard!My roster does not contain Onix.
>>733695029"I JUST THINK THEY'RE COOL OK!?">sounds out umbreon, espeon, and meowstic
>>733700682I bet he has some kind of syndrome
"I wish there were more frog Pokemon.">Politoed>Croagunk>Seismitoad
>in the back of a cave, facing away"Yes? Hello?">fight happens"Why did you do that?"
>>733695029
>>733695029IMMAH FIRIN MAH LAZOR*6 woopers later*SHOOP DA WOOP
>>733697106cry harder fag
Ah hurts my hands.
>>733700779KEK
>If I lose again, I'm really going to do it!
>>733695029sneed
NIGGER KIKE SPIC>Jynx>Nosepass>Ludicolo
>>733701054>My Onix is rock hard!
Can you please throw this battle so I can get money for chemo? Otherwise I'll die and it'll be YOUR fault!
>>733695029>Aargh! You're ruining>my comfiness! Get>out of the way!ONIX MACHOKE MACHAMP WIGGLYTUFF ONIX>Aargh... So>uncomfy...
Oh shit! I'm sorry.
"cheesed to meet you!">1 pokemon in my team>azumarill>ability: huge power>held item: leftovers>belly drum>aqua ring>aqua jet
>>733697106You Will Never Be A Janny
>>733697106https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp
>>733695029>Palworld is better
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>733695029"please I don't have any money">degenerate stall team>pay out $200
>In this moment, I am euphoric.
>>733695029>you actually paid 60 bucks for this?start battle
>>733696887Breaks the 4th wall, not allowed.
>>733695029>Every 'mon you defeat in my team, I will kill. I do not accept failure.On defeat:>jk lol I will just perform corrective forced penetration
>>733700343lel
>>733695029WELL IF IT ISN'T THE MOTHERFUCKER HIMSELF
>>733700328>movesets>rollout>electro ball>ice ball>gyro ball>defense curl>aura sphere>pyro ball>weather ball>shadow ball>mist ball>energy ball
>>733700682His grandpa was an Igor
>>733695029I wear shorts all year round. Little bitch boys who have to wear faggot jeans are embarrasing. What are you a 14 year old girl leaving hot topic?
Can someone PLEASE give me the rundown on why SOME YOUNG MEN feel THE NEED to wear SHORTS outside during THE WINTER OR INCLEMENT WEATHER? Motherfuckers have been doing this ever since I was a kid and it BAFFLES ME.Do they think "I am le tuff because I am le embracing le suffering" or some stupid SHIT!?
>>733706818Why DO you capitalise random WORDS though? I need AN explanation.
>>733707080To PISS OFF SQUARES like YOU and for ADDED EMPHASIS
